Chat in English (Part 18)

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Hello!

so mr. I am 38yeard old
how did you feel when you're was 18?

a boring shit thread was built again

>>3
what do you do for living?

>>3
what do you want me to answer to the question?

>>3
Are you a salary man? do you mind my asking how much salary ?

no no. I am 18yo old boy. when i said that i'm 18, you have said thet you envy me.
so i want to know what are you did when you're was 18

>>4
uh-huh, cuz ya can't understand what we said, ya?

38 is not absolutely older here. according to prior threads, there is 36 warehouse-worker

>>7
MINDとか、答えるとき間違いやすいからさ

>>10
yes, he is earning 100000 per mounth!

even 50-year-old is not old.
i want more experienced guys to participate in this thread.
i don't want only young guys to occupy this thread.

His monthly wage is 100,000. i think it's quite lower for his age.

and there's nobody left here...

my apartaiment cost is more then his monthly wage
hahahah

this is very important post.
if you feel envious and jealousy that's means something is wrong with your life.
you should fixed it.

>>17
I don't get what you mean.
envious and jealousy about what?

about others people's lifes. i bet that warehouse guy is feeling envy all days!
because his life is nothing

Where is 輝?

tell is gone.

looks like there's not much going on..

You can do it.

AWWW! I was missed! I'm touched, really.

long time no see.

How are you?

so-so.

Cicadas are buzzing outside

>>24
Are you an imposter?

how do you spend weekend?

I am great master of cantonese and mandarin chinese!

that's nothing! I can read ancient chinese scripts!

i am korea

I am ancient chinese imperator! you shall respect me, poor japanese

imperator?

impenetrator

Im penetrated by negroes

negroes dicks are huge

>>38
Have you experienced some?

Do the 2ch discussions threads outside of the English board move faster than the ones here?

i think 34 meant 'emperor' ﾌﾟｯ

>>40
Some do, some don't.

you little bitch you little cock

>>43
which one do you belong to?

I'm such a great fighter. Let me tell you how well I fight.

Once, while attending a party in the parking lot of an abandoned
movie theater, I got into a fight with an entire gang of bikers
called "The Cobras."

There were about twenty of them, each a mountain of a man with
tough scars and tattoos, and they came at me all at once. Some
were bare-handed, but others hade crude weapons like a broken
beer bottles, baseball bats, and chains.

It didn't scare me one bit.

I used every ounce of strength, courage, and determination I
had, and I beat the entire gang in less than five minutes! When
the dust had settled, they were all unconscious and piled onto
each other and I was unscratched.

I'm that great of a fighter.

Hey, guys, it's pretty lame for you guys to use derogatory words
especially if you can't use English properly.

Just imagine a foreigner calling you "Kusottare" or whatever
in really bad Japanese, and that's what you guys are doing.
So if you want to use F-words or like, you need to learn
the language better, or you guys will look pretty stupid.

But then again, only idiots would use such foul language...

huhn.

>>45
Remarkable!
Are there any other anecdotes you can share with us?

>>46
I totally agree with you.
And this thread could give more to those who want to learn English in earnest
if guys like you join us.

>>48
To be honest, I lied about that. I've never been in a fight
ever. In fact, I took a class in boxing once, and the sandbag
gave me a busted lip and a black eye, and I hadn't even punched
it yet.

I'm such a wimp.

>>49
haha. But I enjoyed your "story" all the same.
Can I ask you a question? You are a native speaker of English, right?
Your English is too natural to be a non-native speaker of English.

You love yukorin!

You can't stop loving yukorin!

>>50

I am. However, in >>45 I made a grammatical mistake and one
misspelling.

顯
do you know this kanji

>>53
I noticed one. "hade" should be corrected to "hid", right?
But I didn't notice any other than this.
Anyway, your mistakes are nothing compared to our awkard English.

I myself once wanted to be a boxer, but when I realized that I might be hit instead of
only hitting somebody, I quit. lol

Personne n'est ici.

>>56
I'm here.

>>57
Qui êtes-vous ?

>>58
Just an ordinary resident here.

>>59
Ordinaire ? Que voulez-vous dire par ordinaire ?

>>60
No. Just a little. I learned it a very long time ago.

>>60
Oh, you mean what I mean by "ordinary"?
Sorry. I don't know... I meant to say I'm one of many people who post some comments or
write some thoughts in here.

J'ai 24 ans.

>>63
I'm over 40.

I am reading haruki murakami now. his prose just like bittersweet sadness

>>65
which novel are you reading?

>>64
C'est merveilleux. Nous pouvons apprendre beaucoup de vous.

>>67
About how long have you been learning French?

i am reading kokkyo no minami, taiyo no nishi

>>69
Which novel of his do you recommend to those who haven't read any of his novels?

Je n'apprendrai plus le français. J'ai stoppé.

i dont know french but i can understand you!
you said that
you will not learn anymore french and that you must stop now

>>71
okay. then you can speak english here.

Ich spreche Deutsches wenig.

>>74
No German, please.

CHIVALRY is a flower no less indigenous to the soil of Japan than its emblem,
the cherry blossom; nor is it a dried-up specimen of an antique virtue preserved
in the herbarium of our history. It is still a living object of power and beauty
among us; and if it assumes no tangible shape or form, it not the less scents the
moral atmosphere, and makes us aware that we are still under its potent spell.
The conditions of society which brought it forth and nourished it have long
disappeared; but as those far-off stars which once were and are not, still continue
to shed their rays upon us, so the light of chivalry, which was a child of feudalism,
still illuminates our moral path, surviving its mother institution. It is a pleasure
to me to reflect upon this subject in the language of Burke, who uttered the well-known
touching eulogy over the neglected bier of its European prototype.

>>76
http://www.dokidoki.ne.jp/home2/kazetyas/HTML/451-/519.html

What do you want to say?

It's very quiet tonight.

I think that if I could live as a gorilla in a zoo -one of those
modern zoos with the large enclosures, mind you- I think I could be
happy. Of course, I would miss television, driving my car, and
indoor plumbing. Not to mention being able to eat meat. Plus, if I
were in zoo, I would have to deal with a bunch of idiots staring
at me all day....

You know, nevermind I said anything about being a gorilla. I think
I'll just go rent some movies and pick up a meatball sandwich on the
way back home.

Almost nobody's writing here

poop

You love me.

Someone should make a new 日本語→英語 thread. I would, but it's too much responsibility for me.

build one by yourself!

I am watching THE WIDE.

hello.

Hell.

dell

gooday mate.

Some Aussies in here, I take it?

tell me some web-site written in english, by your recommendation

Hi everyone.

hi, mate.

good site in english:
rotten.com

Oh no...

this thread hasn't functioned as a chat thread lately.
where's everybody gone?

They have something better to do I suppose.

forget about it

>>98
but chatting takes little time. they can do whatever they want to do and at the same time
write something in this thread, right?

>>100
Chatting takes a lot of energy if you are speaking to me.
I think I'm growing too old.

>>101
why does it if i talk to you?
age doesn't matter. what matters is your personality.

>>102
I meant it takes much effort for me to chat in English.
And you are right in what you said in the second part.

>>103
take it easy. this is a chat thread.
anyway a little more effort will make us better speakers of english.
what do you want to talk about? girls or movies? studing english or life itself?

>>104
My field of interest ranges from literature, music, films and so forth.
As you can see I love artistic culture very much indeed.
What about you if I may ask?

>>105
i love literature, though i haven't read much lately.
and i love music and movies.
mozart is my favorite composer and billy wilder is my favorite director.

>>106
Mozart is a marvelous composer. His requiem never fails to touch my heart.
J. S. Bach is my favourite composer. In fact I was listening his Matthew's Passion
just a while ago. Though I do not pay much attention to the words being sung,
I feel spiritual purification there.
I am a bit tired today.

>>107
oh, i love back, too. most of what i hear, however, is piano tunes.
matthew's passion... i haven't heard it. of course that's not because i don't like religious music,
but because music like that is somewhat long. i don't take enough time to listen deeply to
that kind of music. but i want to listen to it someday.

>>108
Johannes-Passion is a grave piece of religious music as well.
The aria part of Alto penetrates my heart singing:

Von den Stricken meiner Sunden
Mich zu entbinden,
Wird mein Heil gebunden;
Mich von allen Lasterbeulen
Vollig zu heilen,
Last er sich verwunden.

[In English]
To free me
from the bond of my sin
my Saviour is bound.
He gives his body to be wounded
to heal the infection
of my wickedness.
──────────
Although I am not a Christian, this passage strikes me with an austere sense of
Christian-like selfless love.

>>109
i'm not a christian, either.
but i respect jesus. i think he was a revolutionary.
he revolutionized jewish religion, the social structure at that time and the way of thinking about
how human being could passionately rel;ate to the poor and the sick.

and bach expressed these essences, especially the last one so nobly in his music.
that makes us get out of, however temporay it maybe, usual selves and feel the love of jesus
i think that's an amazing thing.

>>110
I am glad to find a classical music lover who has similar insights with me.
Excuse me but I got a little tired and I must retire for the night.
I hope I can see you again soon, though I don't even know your name...
Anyway, it was a pleasure to speak with you. Good night.

>>111
good night. it was MY pleasure talking with you.
see you sometime.

　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

私おじいちゃんにやられちゃったんです。
寝ているときにおじいちゃんが来て、
苦しいからさすってくれって言ってお腹をさすりました。
もっと下の方と言われて、固くなったオチンチンに当たりました。

驚いたけれど、おじいちゃんがとても気持よさそうでしたので
そのままさすってあげました。
おじいちゃんはしばらくすると
「もっと調べてみてくれないか」と言ってズボンとパンツを下ろしました。
固くなったオチンチンとご対面です。

「そこを握って、そう、上下にこすって」なんて言われます。
私は棒のように固くなっているそれを赤ん坊をあやすみたいに
こすってあげました。おじいちゃんはとても気持よさそうにしています。
私はタマタマの方にも手を伸ばしいじってみます。
不思議です。固さを確かめようとするとぷにゅぷにゅして
タマタマは私の指から逃げて行きます。

「明美も成長したな。奇麗な女になった。じかに良く見せてくれないか」
というのです。そして私のパジャマを脱がせました。
「うん。肌もきめこまかくてお母さんゆずりだ。」
と素肌を撫で擦ります。
母はおじいちゃんの実際の娘で、父をお婿さんに貰ったのです。

「おお、なんと美しいおっぱいだ。お母さん以上に美形だぞ。」
とおじいちゃんは感嘆の声を上げます。
「もっとよく触らせてくれ」と言って私の乳房をもみ始めました。
私結構乳房に触られるのが好きみたいです。おじいちゃんの手に
じーんと感じていると、オチンチンを動かす手が止まったみたいで
おじいちゃんから催促が来ます。それでこするのを再開します。

今からマッサージしてやるからな。お母さんもおじいちゃんのマッサージで
あんな形のいいおっぱいに成長したんだから。おじいちゃんに吸わせてくれ。」
とおじいちゃんは赤ん坊のように私の乳首に吸いつきました.私の乳首は興奮と気持良さでぴんと立っています。
それをますますおじいちゃんに吸われていきます。気がついたのですが
祖父は実の娘というのに母の乳房にも同じように愛撫していたようです。

Intersting and exciting.
Please upload the following story soon as possible.

Fuckin' and funky your grandfather , ha ha.
And you too.

Quobobo is back.

that kind of posting shuld be got rid of. punpun

What kind of posting are you talking about?

Where is WTF? She should be back in the States by now.

>>119
ちんぽたってるんだが続きがこないと
発射できんよｗ

fuck off dwaine

i hope he is off. punpun

There is no cure for imbecility.

I am yukorin's anus
lick me

Who is Yukorin?

>>129

Let's talk about idols and actresses
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/l50

r there no people who would love to chat i,m in wales.

>>132
i wish i coul.d, but i'm too sleepy to open my eyes.

Oh my god!
I couldn't watch "Kurobara"and"Doudeshou".
I hate!!!Fuck me!!

I still don't now who the heck Yukorin is or why I would want
to lick her anus.

Oi, oi! Sorry I haven't been checking in very often, but I have to work a lot before
school starts next month. Can't believe I'm already a sophomore! Still don't have a major.
I'm already planning to go back to Ireland and France next summer; I had so much fun in
Europe. Need to save up more money--it's so expensive over there... But, HOLY CRAP, Disneyland
Paris has WAY better rides than over here in Florida! Space Mountain is absolutely killer.
Have any of you ever seen http://www.engrish.com? That's funny stuff, man. Oh, I was wondering,
for those of you who live in Japan: Do they have (American) football video games over there?
Because one of the new commercials for one of those games features my school and I thought
it was pretty cool. FSU!!! And, btw, I'm really sick of reading about this Yukorin character.
Get over it, dude. Anyway, I'm going to sleep. A bientot!

who the heck's dwaine?

my room temperature is 36c now

>>136
fuck off you conceited bitch

>>137
Dwaine is this american english teacher who would come here and complain
about how he could not get a date. he would also try to use
this board to attract women. Then he made up several names to
use but it was always easy to tell that it was him. now it seems
that he doesn't come here. or maybe he just acts annoymous like
everyone else now.

the saying "fuck off Dwaine" became a kind of greeting here

I had sashimi and fried gobo with some vegetables i don't the names of for dinner.
it's not that particularly good, but not that particularly bad.

>>140
Whining about not getting a date is the one sure way of not getting a
date.

Sounds to me like Dwaine's fantasy of hot sex with Japanese women was
his only reason for becoming an English teacher.

Monday is Sunday

Almost all of you are NEETs who love yukorin.

huhn.

quake hit tokyo and chiba.
Are you all right? were you wanking then?

This thread had already been deserted! it's yoiur fault!!

Not my fault!

Do you have anything exciting to do today?

No No No!!
It's your fault.

Anybody care to join me for the world most dazzling chatting super highway ride?

no.

You're my highway star〜♪

You are morons. that's all! it's not my fault!

It's your fault.
That's clear.

hey guys, What are you talking about?

We are talking about your stupidness!

We are talking about >>154's fault.

ヽ(･∀･)人(･∀･)ﾉ We are mate!!

I can't understand how stupid you are. in addition, you are crazy!

ヽ(･∀･)人(･∀･)ﾉ We are crazy!!
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　>>160

Can I speak now?

Sure.

Oh, I can finally post in here.

What do you want to talk about?

Come to think of it, nothing.

Hello I can chat. write anything you want! I am feel very bad, my head feels heavy

I just dropped by to say good-by.

You cannot enjoy any topic on something academic. that means you are idiots.

That includes you.

Kaela do really want to marry me as soon as possible.
I think you envy at me now. sorry for my boasting

You are right. You are very sorry.

>>171
How many times do we have to remind you to fuck off?

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/

I hope Discovery will be launched into space this time

>>173
I hate that thread! that thread has no people, the thread builder had already run away.

Didn't know you can get married with your own hand.

i've never felt an earthquake before..

>>177
Luky you... and welcome to Japan.

>>178 haha thanks, but i live in America.

In Japan you might experience several earthquakes a year.
Once in a while you will encounter a really big one.
We Japanese expect the next big one almost as devastating
as the famous the Great Kanto Earthquake to occur within the next thirty years.

>>180
wow, that sounds pretty scary.
i guess if i live in Japan in the future, i might experience the "next big one".. (>_<)

>>181
But you could think of it as a rare opportunity very few in the world can experience.
At least it can be a more exciting experiene than just sitting in the movie theater watching some
spectacle movie. Try it!

>>182
i suppose.. but it would be kind of dangerous..

>>183
Don't be scared. You will be accustomed to them if you have lived in Japan for a couple of years.
And you can avoid the big one if you live outside of Kanto area.
Still if it comes, you will be able to feel it.

No more Hiroshimas.

>>184
thanks for the advice.

>>185
i agree

no more nanking massacre

>>186
朝鮮人として、日本の『ブルーリボン』についてはどのように思っていますか？

>>188
Doesn't 朝鮮 mean north korea? アメリカで生まれた韓国人です。
Because I'm American, I don't know about 『ブルーリボン』. Please tell me more about it.

>>188
Read the thread title a hundred times and ask him that again.

>>188
You should ask him at least in English.
And he is not Korean but American.
Of which decent he is doesn't matter.

A typhoon is coming!
Beware, everybody!

I want to get ability to take part in this thread some day...
It's impossible for what I am to do it.

>>193
why it's impossible?

>>194
you mean, "why is it impossible?"

I'm dancing wildly













alone in my rooom...

Because I have litte vocabularies.
In addition, I cannot converse in English.
I am good at English grammer of high school course, but I don't understand spoken English.
I wonder if 193 and this contribute have lots errors.
Correct them if any, please.

アメリカで生まれた朝鮮人かよﾌﾟ

>>198
結局朝鮮人なんだけどねｗ

なんだﾁｮﾝｺか（ﾌﾟｹﾞﾗ

>>198-199
i don't know if i should be offended at the use of "chousen" vs "kankoku".
don't act like i can't read that.

if you're born in America, there are issues that arise pertaining to what you describe your "nationality" as.
maybe to you, an "American" is someone who is white. but in fact, those peoples' ancestors came over from Europe or other countries..
because of this, many Asians born in America describe themselves as Chinese-American, Japanese-American, etc..
this helps them retain both their heritage and their identity as Americans.

with that in mind, i'm both American and Korean, if that makes any sense to you.

うるせーよ
ちょん藁

アフリカで生まれたチョンは在アフリカ朝鮮人
南極で生まれたチョンは在南極朝鮮人
チョンは所詮チョン
どこまでいってもチョンはチョン藁藁

>>198=>>199=>>200=>>202=>>203

you're so pathetic.
not only can you write in english but you also can't argue logically.
this fact, naturally, indicates that you are just a crappy useless being.

i wish you good luck in your next life.

http://bbs.enjoykorea.naver.co.jp/jaction/read.php?id=enjoyjapan_26&nid=38680&work=list&st=&sw=&cp=2
糞チョンｗ

sigh...I must find a good job on the internet by next month.
I will be 30 years old next month. 30aged-job hunter is regaded as a lazy man by Ordinary company's personnnel exsecutive.
someoe help me.. Do you know a good site?

I don't think these famous big company are actially available.
On-line Job search tells lies I bet.

Theme song lyrics from the 1980's sitcom The Great American Hero

"Believe it or Not" by Joey Scarbury


Look at what's happened to me
I can't believe it myself
Suddenly I'm on top of the world
Shoulda been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day
It hit me from out of the blue
Breaking me out of the spell I was in
Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me

May I speak now?

go ahead moron.

That's very encouraging!
I think you are a good moron!

what kind of topic do you wanna speak?

I want to talk about girls.

Good topic! what kin f girl do you like most
I think you like girs who are fat and homely

is he fake dwaine?

Yes, I am a fake Dwaine.

huhn, you seem so.

it isnt the first that he pretends as if he is dwaine. punpun

heyyyy~
has anyone evver wanted to kill their parents? haha well i get that feeling alot. This is a convo between me and my mom
jen, please do something before i rudely interrupt your internet service"
"mom, leave me alone before i rudely interrupt you from living"

i dont really want to kill her, she just pisses me off so much that i cant help but threaten her.
Shes giving me so much crap this summer that i just cant take it anymore.
We fought 3 times yesterday, first about clothing.... and why she refuses to take me clothes shopping...
second time was about how she goes and cries to anyone after we get in a fight and how i get in trouble, third time was over group therapy.
Today is just ending up like yesterday too. I need to get out of this house. I miss so many people from school.... i think we all need to like hang out someday.... before school starts.

heh

You'll get over it.

Get help.
Go to anger management clinic or school counselor.

Read Dazai's Human Lost.
That might help you out.

no.

"No Longer Human" I meant.
Literal catharsis can be helpful.

Then listen to loud music.
You need something crazy to overconme the craziness you are feeling.

If it's about loud music, I suggest playing m1dy.
http://sound.jp/m1dy/
You should be able to drive out some anger that way.

Why are Japanese so afraid of using English?
Most would be able to keep a normal conversation,
especially if the person they were talking to
used a bit simpler English than usually.

I have studied English for 6 years, and some
say it has gotten as good as a native American's.
The success all lies in my constant usage of
the English language.

Don't flatter yourself that you are more of an expert than you really are.
You don't even know how many mistakes you have made in the relatively short writing.
All I can say is that you should learn the language even harder instead of being such a big mouth.

look whose talking (lol

no japanese is afraid of using english.
but i think they dont like using it.

the space shuttle discovery, congraturation(o^-')b　yeah!

was that launced in success?

( ^ーﾟ)♭ good job!

can he return to the earth safely?

i hope so.
good luck, noguchi.

but there seems to be something trouble, acording to
the expalanation of a specialist on tv.

whats the problem?

i dont know in detail.

i didn't know we had any specilaist...
Please fix our space program

anybody here?

..i wonder if i should come here anymore.

maybe wrong time.
Here in Japan, it's 3:11 AM.

>>243
please don't be pissed off by some mean postings.
we always welcome those who want to chat with us.

>>243
thanks for the encouraging words!!

i remember someone mentioned the drama "densha otoko", and i watched the first episode.
do you guys think it's real?

I am a kind of new here, so I don't know the original (ie posting on 2ch)...
That's the only way to tell if it's real or not, i think.
But TV show is making it look like otaku's wet dream.

>>246
i haven't watched it yet, but you can read the original threads from the link below.

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Milkyway-Aquarius/7075/trainman.html

i hear a lot of people say it's a fake. but i think it's real.

>>248
Thanks.
I will check it later.

>>248
i found that link this morning and i've been trying to read it..
is it the same as the book?
i want to believe it's real..

It's first time to be here. nice to meet you.
What r u talking about? I wanna also learn English.

>>250
approximately yes.
i hear they made some corrections to the book, such as correcting typos or leaving off AAs.
some "translations" from 2ch words into normal japanese ones may be done, too.

>>251
hi. we are currently talking about "the train man."

>>252
ah boo.. i guess i should just read the "original" log then.
i'll watch episodes 2 and 3 tonight..

>>254
if you have a pda, you can put the log into it and read it wherever you like.

>>255
good idea! although i don't have a pda, i can put it on my mp3 player and use the text viewer (^o^)

i think this story wouldn't have happened in America..
we don't have the tradition of giving お礼 for such things.

>>256
that'll do.
but if you want to read a lot of text more comfortably, i just recommend some cheap palm or ppc.
by the way, is your mp3 player able to display non alphabetical letters?

>>257
what do "such things" refer to?

>>258
i'm not sure.. i know it can display japanese characters.

>>259
sorry, i wasn't clear enough!
i meant such things like the situation with the "train man".
in America, i don't think he would've been asked to give his address to send him a gift or anything..

>>260
i think japanese people are more trusting than americans.
in other words, we are more naive about believing in other people's good will.
that in turn makes it obligatory for us to return the good will.
oh, it's so hard to explain...

>>261
I don't know about that. I've lived in both the States and Canada,
and I felt they are more trusting than...
but then again, it's my highly subjective opinion.

I would say it's just cultural difference.
They just don't have a custom to give a gift
for "お礼" as =X pointed out.

>>261, >>262
both interesting points.. please tell me more next time.
as for me, i must go now. see you!

see ya!

>>262
i haven't lived outside of japan.
so you may be right. i just think such customs have some reasons
in the mind of people.
anyway, i have to go now, too. see you all soon.

Dear Mr. >>230.

That my written English is almost like a native English speaker's,
was something an American online friend told me, I'm not just
praising myself like you are asserting in your post.

I do know myself that my English is not flawless, and YES, I do
practice all the time. Now, if you could be so nice to point out
those errors that I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND AT ALL in my post, I would
be very happy.

Best regards,
229

Discovery crews had finally went to space.
You should make a rocket and then go to the Korin planet with yukorin.
I hope you stay there.

>>266
I won't deny your english is good. But I would've written it like this:
"Most would be able to keep up a normal conversation,
especially if the person they were talking to used simpler English than usual."
Just constructive criticism..

1ve lived in da us 4 1year(spring field,oregon), bt 1 cant speak Eng coz my school students r almost Japanes. yall eng skils r beter than mine.

>>268
Well, that certainly is a good point,
must've been what >>230 referred to. Thanks.
I just get annoyed by many 2ch'ers destructive attitude.
They are only looking for others' flaws, unable to see
their own problems. Many are otaku and hikkimori, it is
fun to think about people like them lecturing others.

Perhaps I might have overreacted to your remark. But I cannot possibly tolerate anyone fancying himself as a master of English despite his limited skills, because I have dedicated myself to the language for years and years with no remarkable success.
Anyway, you see below your mistakes and dubious expressions.

1 'Japanese' → the Japanese
2 Verbs like keep up, hold, have etc. collocate with the noun 'conversation.'
3 A native American usually refers to an American Indian, therefore it should be either a true-born American or an English-speaking person.
4 than usually → than usual
5 so nice to → so nice as to
Do't take it amiss. Keep up a good study. 　

Well, I'm impressed by both of you, haha.
You know your stuff pretty well.
I knew 229 wasn't talking about an American Indian
because usually in the term "Native American", both words are capitalized..

Anyway, language is an ever changing thing, and I don't like to think the way I speak is governed by some set of "rules".
We can argue about grammar forever, but what's important is putting your feelings into words!

Boy, did I miss something!

>>271
You've had no remarkable success? Why is that?
I'm really impressed by your language capabilities!
It is not hard to understand that you have worked lot to use English like you are doing today.

Thanks a lot for correcting me.
I will remember what you told me, and hopefully be able to improve even further. One can learn much from critic.

>worked lot to use English like you are doing today
"worked lot to be able to use English the way you are doing today" was what I intended to write.

>>275
and you should also say "worked a lot".

are you guys students or something?
i know that in Japan, students learn English through middle and high school...
what did you think of English class in school?

>>277
i'm not a student. so i don't know in detail how it is now.
generally speaking, japanese teachers of english teach it
with more emphasis on grammar and reading comprehension.
so students know very well about english grammar and can read english quite well.
but they can't speak or write it so well.
these situations are gradually changing now and someday the day may come
when students speak english comfortably.

Although it seems that you have said about the blood,
where did the origin came from ! Ofcourse the earth!
The earth which has bore and raised all things is our hometown!
Blood of the ZABI will be only one-many thousands of hundred billion th in it!
If you fight for such a thing ,do only in AKUSHIZU!
The earth is polluted and our colony is old and rotten!
The whole human beings must redo now!
We have to knock the human being adhering to the small things like you!
Oterwise we-living in the earth area will not be able to see tomorrow!
A party who was bound by the blood is obstructive!
Man's possibility .... We can't stand it being destructed for your self-satisfication!

>>278
i see. i suppose that makes sense seeing how people can write and read pretty well here..
i wonder if they'll be able to put more emphasis on speaking in the future..
but then again, this is why there are so many eikaiwa businesses.
(which might be not that great)

I think those foreign people in eikaiwa business in Japan are good for nothing.

can asian men go out with white girls in the US?
In general, asian men are not so populre over there, aren't they?
(No offense. I'm myself japanese man, im asking this only because i plan to go to the US in the near future,
so im wondering how it is going over there.)

>>282
sure, why not? there are some white girls that want asian boyfriends.
just try not to be too shy.

>>281
i agree. i heard the working conditions for them are bad, too.

no way,white girls only want a big cock.
they need something satisfies their pussy.

haha, i don't think you'll have to worry about that..

>>284
Who's talking about working conditions?
What's bad is their working attitudes.
Most of them are not educated enough to be qualified to teach.

All we Japanese have to do is polishing our bed technique.
It isn't important whether it's long or black.
I heard that more rubbing dick makes yours harder and black.

>>288
you belong to dirty talk thread.

Look around yourself, we got some other English threads here on 2ch BBS!

Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121001818/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119087516/

Debate in English (英語で討論)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121077647/

Poetry Bout in English (英語で詩のボクシング)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118403901/

Let's talk about idols and actresses
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1121246074/

Residents, Let's talk about love with Yukari !
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119262383/

No,No,I only told him the truth.
Rub harder so that Japanese can conquer not only black but white.

>>284
well, that's the thing. you're right that they aren't real english teachers, they're just native speakers.
the companies such as NOVA hire native speakers whether they are good teachers or not..
these workers usually quit after a short while, and the company simply hires more people.
it's not the fault of the people for being bad teachers, its the companies who aren't worried about getting quality teachers..
they're only worried about money.

>>292
Oh, I think you don't know how bogus Americans can be. They come to Japan to get easy money
because "teaching English" to "sorry little Japs" in eikaiwa schools brings them a lot of money.
And worse still, some (or many) of the gaijin men's hidden intention is to hunt airheaded Japanese gals.
Japanese women are known to be easy lays.

>>293
as an American, i think i know.
what you say is true, there are people who go to teach English for the wrong reasons,
be it money, girls, whatever..
it's sad that few are really interested in helping people and teaching English for the fun of it.

What happened to dirty talk?

>>295
you mean the thread?
there's not much activity there.

Why are Japanese men so shy?

Mr. =X, are you Teru?

>>298
I don't know who that is... no.

Oh, sorry for prying.
Teru is a legend of this English board.
Some nasty users drove him away constantly picking on him.
I think they were jealous of him.

>>300
that's quite alright.. hopefully i won't have the same fate.

This is odd. Some people hate if someone else doesn't post anonymously.
They might regard onymous posters as irritating exhibitionists.
I don't really like this anonymous mentality of the Japanese.

i see..
well, i just wanted people to be able to recognize me and ask for help if they need it, that's all.

>>303
Do you have a so-called disposable e-mail address?
I want to, and I'm sure many of us, would like to know it if it's OK with you.
So we can contact each other without thinking about jet lag.

You are an expert on computer so you can deal with virus mails if some mean people
send you one of those.

And of course you can ask US any questions.

>>304
i suppose i can do that. i made an address just now:
chat_in_english_help(at)yahoo.co.jp
i used yahoo japan so you can type in japanese too.
please don't abuse it.. (^^;;)

>>307
How can a gentleman ever be so brave?
You are much nicer than Dwaine.

I'll think of some mailbox-warming messages to you.
But I am tired staying up too late.
I think I should go to bed now.
It was nice talking to you.
Good night. (^^;;)

>>308 Dwaine is dead. He was murdered in Roppongi about 3 weeks ago. The
police are investigating the case, but no solid leads have emerged. There was a
small article about it in one of the English-language newspapers.

Dwaine isnt from tokyo
or am I wrong?

Dwaine is dead?

Oh man, I'm watching the original Transformers movie. Classic. I haven't seen this
in five years at least.

>>303
I can understand that many of 2ch's users are considering usage
of names and tripcodes as something bad, because Hiroyuki created
these discussion boards so that people could be able to discuss
anonymously. There is no need for names, you can just be yourself
and focus on the discussion or conversation. If someone is posting
with a name, there will always be someone out there wanting to ruin
those users' reputation.

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>>314
that's true.. anonymity is what makes 2ch unique.
i understand why people could get angry..

I have a very important job interview at 13 o'clock. I hope I get the job.
I wanna say goob bye to joblessness.

>>317
good luck with your interview!!

>>318
Than you. you are kind. I do my best.

Who is Dwaine?

>>317
I also wish you good luck.
Don't stress, just show them that you are a good guy and
deserve to get this job!

You love me but I am a boy

>>317
i agree with >>321. don't be nervous, show them what you're made of!

I want to find a job like him.

Hi, guys.
You guys are really early birds, aren't you?
I stayed up all night long and am going to bed.
Have a nice day!

Just out of curiosity...
are there any native english speakers here?
and if so, do any of you use the phrase "know the sweet and sours of life?"
personally i've NEVER heard that expression here but apparently there are some ppl who think that's a commonly used phrase.

>>326
Don't bring in anything out from other thread.

my room temperature is 35c now without air conditioner.

>>327

>don't bring in anything OUT from OTHER thread???
What does that mean?
I don't understand your question.
My question was directed to ppl who speak native english, thank you very much.

>>330
shut up! You can't understand what I sauld because you are moron!

>>330 to >>329

>>329
I don't remember that I gave anybody any question.
Are you expecting any English native speaker is watching this thread?
Hallo? Are you O.K?
Why don't you just beat it.

>>330
Whoa there, calm down with your exclamation marks.
But I still don't understand what you are trying to say...
what is "sauld" ?
and i'm "A" moron? is that what you're trying to say？
ﾗﾗﾗ♪

Why don't you just beat it.
↑beat it like micheal jackson?
i think it's time you get an updated dictionary LOL

this thread is crazy

>>326-334
You guys are ruining this thread.
Will you please leave?

>>326
i've never heard that before.. sounds like poetry.

Here comes a guy 326 expected.
Now 326 may be satisfied.
Let's go back to normal.

Hi, how are you? I'm fine. I am a neet. NEET is quite busy at this time for collecting porn-pictures on the internet

>>337
To me it sounds like food, chinese food to be exact. Not a phrase to describe life.

>>338
>Let's go back to normal.
Do you mean talking about
I woke up
and brushed my teeth
and ate breakfast
and went to work
and ate lunch
and came home
and took a bath
and and and...
one time, at band camp... =p

This is closer to "normal" conversation than just entering what you did for the day....

Konoita sugeeeeeeeee

>>340
You don't understand "back to normal"??
Why don't you look at a dictionary?

>>340 is right, we should conversate like this rather than bumping
in suddenly with reports from one's daily life, that kind of content
would suit better in the English monologue thread.
This is a lot more fun, don't you think?

>>342

Do you mean look IT UP in a dictionary?
I sure did but 通常｛つうじょう｝の、標準｛ひょうじゅん｝の、標準的｛ひょうじゅんてき｝な、平均的｛へいきんてき｝な、一般並みの、普通｛ふつう｝の、
is that what you want?
Just average, mundane, boring conversation?
I think banter is much more stimulating to your brain....

>>339
you're very funny and way above the people here who are finding fault with someone else's english.

This thread has a lot of assholes in it, or just one asshole
who is posting a lot.

Now I see what you guys mean.
Sorry, my misunderstanding.
I wanted some other rather than just insulting each other
like 326 - 334.
I totaly agree with you guys.
Let's have some more constructive chat.
BUT NOT LIKE 339!!!

My english is almost perfect. I can write anything just to made you feel bad about your
skills. ha ha ha I am suck evil guy

heh.

resistance is futile. you suck and your life suck.you're nothing.
yes NOTHING. read it by words. bitter taste of words slowly coming to your head.
FLASH.
you're worthless.
nobody loves you.
if you kill yourself nobody will ever care.
it's because I AM superior to YOU.

>>350
My cute Chinese girlfriend loves me, your attempt to troll has
failed! (Except that I reply to your post, which means you have
succeeded in getting response. Geez, trolls are hard to deal with,
because you are supposed to do absolutely nothing at all.)

Oh chinese girlfriend huh? how cute! two losers finally found themself and love in
happy retarded losers-tandem!

ne- english newbee ga enryonaku chat dekiru thread dokokanine-?

this thread is defficult for me.

Don't worry. Most of us haven't used correct English.
You can join us.

>>352
You are just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend at all!

>>353
Just do your best, and if anyone is being mean towards you, ignore them.

I want to make my English ability higher.

a

>>356
maybe everyone can share what works best for their studying?

>>I heard that more rubbing dick makes yours harder and black

Yeah, maybe if your name is Mark Discordia.

>>358
you're a really sweet guy.

>>356
i write english as often as i can.
if i don't come up with a right word for what i want to say,
i use one that i think is similar to its meaning.
but i guess if someone correncts my english,
it would be much more beneficial for me to improve my english.

Today,I really want to call a delihealgirl to heal my soul.But I hasitated to do so because I spent much money last month.I should avoid spending on such activity.

I took the Toeic test last week and am going to have it on 25th of september.
My listening skill is not quite high and always get hard time improving it.
But lately I feel I am improving it slightly.So my last score of Listening section on Toeic is 440.And my highest score of Reading section is 440.But they didn't happen at the same time.

I need someone from The U.S or U.K to correspond in English.Especially I prefer girls who most likely mativate me to improve my English.

>>351
where can i meet chinese girls?
i want to date a cute chinese girl like Chian-Tzy.

>>363
after you've written >>361?
nah.

>>361 What is deliheal? What do the girls do?

>>366
shut up! amateur cherry idiot! you had know deliheal is what!
Don't ask him, you idiot!

>>367 I don't know what deliheal is. I am not from Japan. Please explain, what is it?

>>368

I didn't know what the hell it was either, but after doing some searching, it appears to be one of those contracted terms that the Japanese language seems to like so much.

deliheal - (trans: delivery health) - prostitution; call girl business

Is it means whore delivery service?

Hey hey ,I just wrote I didn't depend on such activity.
I am really a diligent and serious person.most things at this presence I need are people correspond with me and something heal my soul.
mentioned on 361 ,I spent much money was not on deliheal but on something elses .

huhn.

Mona is yours.

hoh.

say something funny

i've got a lovely korean girlfriend like young ae.
do you envy me?

You kiding me

i am serious!

heyhey.who want to be my pen pal.

I'm up for it.

>>379
Do you mind if it's a foreigner?

I do prefer foreigner !!! it is OK

How can I contact you outside of 2channel?

i wonder if >>317's interview went alright..

Indeed. I want to think that no news is good news.

but when you got nothing, you're supposed tell nothing.

Many English speakers don't speak correctly anyway. Bad grammar. You'd be better off
learning from someone trained to teach English.

the discovery can return to the erath safely?

>>388
let's hope so! hopefully there wasn't any damage done to the ship during lift-off..

don't disappear, thread!

hey
chekc this out:
learn english forum with native speakers!
http://www.englishforums.com/
very interesting

well, there are native speakers here, right?
we can do it on 2ch too!

>>391
I just skimmed through the site and found it very useful.
Thank you for letting us know a good learning material.

whats the next?(･∀･ )っ/Ц ⌒☆chingching

>>394
YOU bring up some new topic!

つ[How to get English skill.]

we can discuss a topic and then fix any mistakes as we go along.
for example, what are your hobbies?

つ[What's your hobbies?]

I like watching TV and listening to rock music.

I like listening to rock and metal music, watching anime, surfing the internet, and spending time together with my girlfriend.

>spending time together with my girlfriend.

つ[Don't kidding me]

What do you mean by "つ"?

>>402 have a cuppa & enjoy 2ch!
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つ旦

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>>403
I still don't understand.

>>405
Don't think, Feeeeeel!!

>>405
you have imagination? dont you?

I am very tall. about 183cm! just like actor!

any handsome boys here? I want to play

つ[Never say again]

yeah, what the... (o_O)
go to the dirty talk thread >>409

>>408
just like actor → Just like an actor.

who are you?

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　　　⊂⌒（ 　・ω・）　　let me read a novel while waiting for you.
　　　　 ｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ
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>>414 what are you reading? the latest harry potter?

You love me. I love you.

you are always reading >>414 dont you?

a

Room temperature: 34 degrees Celcius.
How about your room?

>>419
17 degree celcius. i'm cold.

Just watched the first episode of the "Densha Otoko" series.

Watching it, I kinda realized that I had forgotten that not only were the people
on 2channel posting IN Japanese, they also mostly ARE Japanese.

...

It's early.

>>420
Where do you live? Australia?

>>422
of course in japan.
i'm in my room with the air conditioner on.
i also sleep with it on and with a blanket and a winter futon over my body
because it's so cold in my room.

>>423
Are you kidding me? If so, you are not so funny.

>>424
i'm not kidding. it's all true.
i just hate my body to be very hot and sticky.
i'd rather be cold.

>>425
But 17 degrees is crazy.
This is a joke, right?

>>421
did you watch it in japanese?
or are they broadcasting it with the subtitle of your language?

>>426
it's also true.
but i just set the target temperature at 17 degree, so i don't the exact room temperature.

sorry.

"i don't the exact room temperature"
->
"i don't know the exact room temperature"

>>427

I downloaded the episode in Japanese and then downloaded additional English subtitles.
I don't think they would air this show where I live anytime soon (I'm in Germany).

I don't know very much Japanese, but I thought it was funny that ｷﾀ had been
translated into "YES!" - how would you translate it?

>>430
oh, that's why you can watch it overseas.

it's very difficult.
literally, it means "it came!" but i would translate it into "i got it!" or
"that's what i've been waiting for!" or something.

>>431

Kind of like the greek "EUREKA", isn't it?

The big KITA in the intro was pretty awesome.

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!

why is there so much anti-korean sentiment on 2ch?

is there a correlation between net otaku and right-wing nationalists?

>>431
I would say "YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!"

I agree. I dont hate koreans, but fat otakus are fucking dull people, so it's
natural for them to hate koreans! I hate racism

>>433

I think it's because online you can say what you cannot say in real life.
The internet has always been the place to voice controversial opinions.
Also these issues seem to be useful in creating big drama and offense.
Some people entertain themselves with that.

>>435, >>436.

You're both on to something...it's just astounding how people
can denigrate zainichis, weaving one story after another like
conspiracy theorists. It would be easier to tolerate if these
discussions were remotely academic, or were in some ways grounded
in facts but usually the stuff i see on these boards resembles
the demented ramblings of a neurotic idiot.

The phenomenon is endlessly fascinating though...

>>437
the fact that 2ch is an anonymous based bbs adds to its insanity.
but then again, it's none the less, or i would say, all the more fascinating because of all this.

I and Kaela were watching some TV program the other day.
Aoi Miyazaki were appearing on the program. when I carelessly said
'Wow She is very pretty, isn't she?', just then my Kaela got anger and burst into tears
Kaela ' does that mean that you cannot love me more and you love her?'
I ' oh, no. that means she is just simply pretty, you are more beautiful. and don't forget I'm your knight'
and i huggen her tightly and kissed her,
She went back to normal. Love is sometime difficult I understood.

You shouldn't be carelessness in front of your lover.

did you seen any films with aoi miyazaki???

No I haven't. but I remember she was apperaing on the CM of Ryoku-sui suntry.

you need to see "gaichu" your childhood was similar too!

She seems to be a movie NaNa. but I don't know what kind of that movie is.

hey i know you! you're 36year old stupid warehouse boy! do you feel guilty
because of wasted youth??

Me? I ain't 36-years-old warehouse idiot!

but you're kaela knight!!! you're neet anyway

certainly I am a kind of neet.

you're 25years old NEET. you have no future

hahaha I am a bit older that your thought.
but my future is brightest, I and Kaela make our future rightest, No need to worry.
but I am not a perfect neet. I am her KNIGHT.

if you're older then 25 and still dont have money and post on 2ch
you're fucking looser and need to die!

I met a cute girl on the train, but i dont know what to do

I hate black people all niggers must die

>>451
Tell us the details!

I am, therefore I think.

>>451
I'll advise you.

>>451
explain!! maybe we can help

>381
How should I contact you outside 2channel?

Is it really that shameful to be a "NEET" or "fleeter" in Japan?
Shouldn't some of the blame be placed on society as well?
Just curious.

I hear people in the U.S. or Europe often take time off to
work, travel and grow up. these experience will actually be
their advantage when they look for a job. In Japan, if you do
the same thing, it will be considered shameful. That means
what makes the year off experince shameful is the geography.

Neet and Freeter are considered to be the most attractive/hot in Japan.
As soon as i said that I was a Freeter the other day
they(the girls) looked me differently. Suddenly there's a twinkle in their eyes,
and they eager to get my attention. Some girls even tryed to touch and rub my body and went like,
do you have a girlfriend? is there a chance to go out with me sometimes?" and all.
I have no idea why almost all girls are attracted to Neet and Freeter in Japan. It really weird.

We got a considerably peculiar new face here.

What makes this thread stupid?

you and me

love each other

(*´Д`) love love love

Let's get stupid.

stupid is your nature. mr urban predator

Thank you for your compliment.

Giants weak. They cannot get ever higher broadcast attention percentage.

Yea, Ginats sucks,
but the rating has nothing to do with it.

Does anyone know anything about France Five?

accoding to the last game against Tigers, it has only 5.2% a little bit lower than animation Pocket monster

I don't know anything about baseball.

>>472
so do you like baseball?
I like watching baseball, but after seeing the game...
I mean MLB games...

>>474
I am a former fan of Giants, but I prefer watching world soccer to watching fucking domestic professional baseball

>>475
which league do you watch?
My wife is into Italian Serie A.

>>476
I love Real Madrid but this team is weak.
I feel a pity that AC milan defeated at the last final game of European Championship.

So Urban Predator, what do you like
or what do you want to talk about
... other than getting stupid;)?

by the way, you are married. I envy you.
I am still single. i am very lonely.

>>477
I bought tickets for Barcelona games
hoping to see Ronaldinho...
but he didn't come (Man, I was so pissed off),
and now he is in Japan playing...

What a rip off!!

>>479
marriage has both good and bad sides...
It's just like the Force... just don't fall into the darkside.

>>480
that's very sorry things.

Sota Hirayama went to Netherlans to contract with Feie
What about his univ? he dropped out?

>>482
I am not sure how it works in Japan,
but I think he'll take a leave of absence(休学)...

>>483
I see... He'll take a leave of absence.
by the way, your wife is kind?
I hope I will get married to a woman who is kind and can cook well

>>484
she is... i would say...
she's done more than what I can ask.

But you know...
it's more about what you can do for her than
what she can do for you...

You're right. your advice makes sence just like John Fitsgerald Kennedy.

I don't know if I am qualified to give anyone
any advices....
I just hope that my wife is happy...

And about JFK.... I am more like Kakuei Tanaka
(especially I'm from Niigata)

Hey, does anyone like Radiohead?
I like their early stuff... like Creep.

I feel very sorry for people of Niigata due to last year's quake? and consecutive natural disasters.

they say good things come from heaven
but i'd say bad things come from the underground here in japan.

>>489
The last year was pretty bad year for people living in Niigata
(although I am from NIigata, I don't live there anymore),
but I am sure that "good wills" from people like you
have touched them( and I myself appreciate people like you).

Who want to correspond with me ?
I am learning English.

If you are looking for pen pal,
then, you are in the wrong place.
But then again, if you keep posting here,
you might get responses from people like me.

Give away your e-mail address.

hmm, so it seems like the number of foreigners here has gone up..

Hi, Chritoris.
How is it going?

Over dead body am I going to give you my e-mail address.
I know you guys are like wackos who send me lots of virus instead.

>>496
i would've never thought of that name.. orz
i'm fine, how are you?

>>497
it's "over my dead body"
most of the time you can tell when a mail has a virus attatched, you know

You can't get penpals as long as you're afraid of getting virus mails.

How can you tell?

>>496
come on, be more creative.

>>501
for one thing, if it's from a stranger, that gives it a high probability.
there are certain file types and extensions that you should never open, really.
like .exe and .doc files, unless it's from a trusted person.

oh that' right,thank you. "over my dead body."
i can't afford anti-virus software, but im useing mac , so it's not a big deal, actually.

So your name is Chritoris. I love it!
How old are you?

>>505
no, that's not my name..
i'm 21

I used to be twenty-one. I was jobless.
I am thirty-fore now. I am jobless.
See the irony of life?
Ha ha ha!

I think you are kidding.

>>507
well, i've heard it's hard to get a job in Japan these days, is that true?

Geeez, =X, you are really "popular" here...
I've been posting for the last... say an hour...
and didn't get much response (still got few good one).
But as soon as you are back, people are jumping on...

Yes, I was a kid once. I was small.
I am an adult now. I am small under there.
Ha ha ha!

>>510
well, i started coming here a few weeks ago..
and it's probably because i started posting with a name, i guess.
sometimes i wonder if i should continue doing it..

>>509
It's getting better... but too late for me.
I am "self-employed"... It's OK for now,
but ... oh well, life sucks..

>>510
There aren't people here. Most of the posting is my work.

>>513
as long as you're doing okay now, i guess it's fine.
what do you mean by "self-employed"?

self-em·ployed (sĕlf'ĕm-ploid')

adj.
Earning one's livelihood directly from one's own trade or business rather than as an employee of another.

>>512
I hope that you will stick around,
but the again, I really can give you any good reason to do...

and maybe I should use fixed HN rather than
that stupid "名無しさん＠英語勉強中"...

>>516
yes yes, i know that
i meant specifically

>>515
I mean I am running a small company.

　 　 人
　　（＿_）
＼（＿＿）／ I am proud of my name!
　（ ・∀・ ）

>>519
that sounds interesting.. good luck with that

So what do you do, if I may ask?

i'm a university student.

>>520
Why do you think you are proud with your name?

Maybe this topic has been exhausted, but I refuse to believe that
being a NEET is a good thing. I certainly don't think it's shameful,
but I don't think you should get a pat on the back for leeching off
your parents after your mid-twenties (which is what most NEET
seem to do).

A man with no name is a lonely guy, isn't he?

>>523
Graduate school?

>>524
That's because it smells suteki!

>>527
nope, undergraduate

>>529
What do you major in?

Is this thread chatted by an assembly of fools?

>>529
How do you like to be a univeristy student?
I was once there, but I couldn't quite enjoy...
... orz

BTW I am looking for a good HN, ay idea?

>>530
electrical engineering

>>532
it's fun, but i'm usually busy during the school year.
i hear japan's college students aren't as busy as they were in junior high and high school..

>>532
Are you looking for a good handle name?
I have an idea. How about Mr Piss?
You and I can make a groovy duo!

Go to bed, naughty boys.

>>534
That's really tempting... you and me... shit and piss..
Groovy? Yes. We are going to DYNAMITE!!
But then, who's going to be a sidekick, you or me?
And I kinda want to have more twist...

mr. shit, how do you use tripcodes?

you use the tripcode by being a jerk!

OK, guys. I've got t go.
I am still waiting for a good HN...
right now, the candidate is "Mr. Piss."
I will check the thread tomorrow, so please
keep posting...

See you & Good night.

>>525
being as a neet is really comfy. you should try.

>>538
You can attach a trip code to your name if you put #****** right after your name.
"******" is a password that you have to come up with and remember.
The letters you can use for a password are [.][/][0-9][A-Z][a-z].

>>540
acting as a neet is comfy but being a normal person is a lot better, unless you have no concious and do not have a real love and life.
perhaps you should get out more!

ゲンキ！

>>539
Oh, you are leaving! I'll piss you! No, I'll miss you!
Well, it's almost three in the morning.
And I have a big day tomorrow, or rather it's today already.
I have to go now.

>>541
okay, i'll try it out.

try not to use the handle too often! please keep what 2ch.net is about in mind when you are posting!

>>439
>>460

You guys are the best. Never stop posting.

ohayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooosssssu

I haven't had a girlfriend. Whta makes me such a tragedy?

Hey, guys! Why don't you try the test below? The test is designed to assess the extent of your vocabulary.
If you have self-confidence in your vocablary, try 'Advanced.' I scored no more than 97 out of 120(14,700) words.

http://www.wordsandtools.com/vocdemo/gzram3.html

Hey, guys! Why don't you try the test below? The test is designed to assess the extent of your vocabulary.
If you have self-confidence in your vocabulary, try 'Advanced.' I scored no more than 97 out of 120(14,700) words.

http://www.wordsandtools.com/vocdemo/gzram3.html

what's going on?

Not much in this thread.

>>551

お前凄いな！俺は20歳のアメ人・英語ネイティブだけど、112点しか取れなかった。
最後の方で結構難しいのがあった。

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>>554
Are you real Teru?

Yeah the end of that test is kinda hard. I got a 115

What is the purpose of that test?
DO we have to choose the synonym words with first words,dont we?

You are supposed to choose synonyms or words that you think are the most relevent.
Honestly I believed the result would be much better, therefore I am not in the least
satisfied with the result.

And then, ノルウェー人 suddenly decided to post with
a tripcode!


Do any 2ch'ers want a pen pal from Norway in Europe?

I'm sorry,but what is the 'tripcode' ?

>>562
In ノルウェー人 ◆tfJdU1H9nE, ◆tfJdU1H9nE is the tripcode.

Oh, thank you so much.
By the way, your English is very good! I admire you.
What do you do? I'm a university student.

that test was kind of weird...
some of the answers were a stretch. but i guess it's good practice.

HOW DID IT GO?

that test is awful.

you are NEET. that's terrible

Why don't you let me know the results? Everybody in other threads insists that average
high-school kids in English-speaking countries have the surprisingly large vocabulary of
15,000 words or more. Is it the case? As for me, it does not sound neither convincing nor
plausible.

Why don't you let me know the results? Everybody in other threads insists that average
high-school kids in English-speaking countries have the surprisingly large vocabulary of
15,000 words or more. Is it the case? As for me, it sounds neither convincing nor
plausible.

because it's rather long, i stopped in the middle..
but i'll do it tomorrow and report back to you guys.

>>=x
Can you find a job? You are neet.

>>572
I just love the way you speak. It's so neat.

NEET need to eat meat in a neat room

Very neat indeed.

I forgot to watch the last match of K1. which Akebono won or lost?

boy meets neat.

人をニートと呼ぶお前がニートじゃボケナス。

" Why don't you let me know the results? Everybody in other threads insists that average
high-school kids in English-speaking countries have the surprisingly large vocabulary of
15,000 words or more. Is it the case? As for me, it does not sound neither convincing nor
plausible. "

This isn't the case at all! Well, certainly not around here in California. We are expected to
"memorize" 10-20 words a school week, but often times the words are words we already
know, such as "dissolve." Also, within a matter of weeks, the new words we learn are
forgotten with a few exceptions.

To be honest, I'd have to say the average highschooler knows only, um, 7,000 words. Yeah,
7,000 words sounds about right.

Then again, California has some of the worst schools in America.

We are NEETs, best friends.

Pardon me, but what's a NEET and what's a Freeter?

>>572
being a neet can't be beat.
..no, actually, i'm not a neet.

>>579
there's no way the average is that low..

>>581
NEET is >>580 and a freeter is me.

>>581
Freeter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeter
NEET: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

Oh, thank you! ^^b

np.

shut up

>>To be honest, I'd have to say the average highschooler knows only, um, 7,000 words. Yeah, 7,000 words sounds about right.

That's such a seemingly arbitrarily chosen figure that it can't possibly be right. Not only that, you appear to be basing your conclusions on how things are for you personally.

The other possibility is that you're intentionally trying to give off an inaccurate picture of American youths. As an active Internet troll, I can't really say anything against it, I guess.

"That's such a seemingly arbitrarily chosen figure that it can't possibly be right. Not only that, you appear to be basing your conclusions on how things are for you personally.

The other possibility is that you're intentionally trying to give off an inaccurate picture of American youths. As an active Internet troll, I can't really say anything against it, I guess."

(I need to learn how to use this board better, hehe)

Anyway, yes, this figure is coming from my perspective, but I have yet to find a person in my school
who bothers to remember every single word taught to us in not just English, but also science, since
it definately does not feel like we would have learned 15,000 words in grades 1-12 in English alone.

>>589
you don't have to quote the whole post.... just point to the post you're responding to.

the words you learn don't come solely from your schoolwork, you know.
if you can read a novel without using a dictionary, chances are you know more than 7,000 words. at least.
then again, i dunno what the "average" high schooler is like where you're coming from..

>>since it definately does not feel like we would have learned 15,000 words in grades 1-12 in English alone

I bet you'd be surprised at just how large your vocabulary is. I mean, I wouldn't imagine that people think about it all that much... It's their native language; they just use it.

Gauging your ability and putting a concrete number on the measure of the extent of your vocabulary is probably going to seem weird no matter how high or low it is.

Anyway, sorry if my last post came off as brash.

Oh, thanks for the tip on using the board!

>>590

Yes, I guess that's true. But the figure of 15,000 certainly can't be true unless heavy studying for,
say, the SAT's. Perhaps one can make it appear that they know 15,000 through latin roots, but
memorizing 15,000 seems to unlikely~

Well, thanks for the fun discussion. Must be running off to get some food from our local supermarket! :D

>>592
no prob.
but even studying for the SAT isn't going to more than *double* your vocab from 7000 to 15000.
look at any SAT or even GRE book, and you'll only see a few *hundred* words at most;
and those are only there because they are difficult and aren't commonly used.

>>578
「ボケナス」の「ナス」って何っすか？

average japanese high school students preparing for university entrance exams know
about 6,000 to 8,000 english words.
so i agree with =x, 'cause native english speakers know a lot of words used in everyday life,
such as "zap" "pee", etc, other than ones they learn in school,
while non-native high schoolers don't know those words.
perhaps 12,000 to 15,000 words sound about right.

>>593
literally ナス means "eggplant."
but it is often attached to the end of ボケ, perhaps for some rhythmic reason.

For English-speaking guys, 7,000 words don't strike me as a large vocabulary.
Even Japanese high-school kids are expected to learn several thousand words
by the end of a school.
On the other hand, as I pointed out, 1,5000 words seem equally unconvincing.
They also say educated English-speaking people have the vocabulary of 30,000.
What about your dads or uncles? Do they seem to know so many words? What they
usually read? Shakespear or John Milton?

For English-speaking guys, 7,000 words don't strike me as a large vocabulary.
Even Japanese high-school kids are expected to learn several thousand words
by the end of a school.
On the other hand, as I pointed out, 1,5000 words seem equally unconvincing.
They also say educated English-speaking people have the vocabulary of 30,000.
What about your dads or uncles? Do they seem to know so many words? What do they
usually read? Shakespear or John Milton?

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二重カキコウゼーよ
二度とくんな

Few days have passed, ive thought about writin in here earlier, just to take out some of my anger... just never got around to it.
Yes, I know... I dont really do anything everyday,
except sit online, sleep, watch 2 movies a day,
eat and shower.... but after awhile time starts moving so slowly that you start to pick up other things to do.
Ive been looking at photosites alot lately to fill my one wall all with pictures of people and stuff.
I've looked on clothing sites on getting ideas of where to get my clothes for school,
Since im not allowed to get clothes from hottopic or anywhere gothy.
So i have come to the conclusion of pants from American Eagle.
Which happens to be a prep store, but my Mum is being very difficult right now
and she doesn't want me dressing differently because she claims shes protecting me from being judged.
Even before i dressed different, and before i was depressed, I was judged by everyone.

Please god, if you are reading my mind while im typing this,
can you please point me in some direction that will help me choose what to do.
I am so tired of making decisions on my own. I want your help now.
I want someone who is going to love me no matter what.......

What exactly are you trying to accomplish?

>>601
if you need some help, you should put your name
(not exactly your real name, but some convenient one) into the "名前" field.
are you >>600?

みなさん英語しか
つかえないのですか？

>>604
see the title of this thread.

>>605
いや、何言ってるか
さっぱりわかりません・・・・？

みなさん日本語つかえるなら
日本語でしゃべってくださいよ！

>>606
if you don't understand that easy english, you'd better not come to this thread.
this thread is just not for you.

the whole point is to chat in english mate!

だから英語でチャットって書いてあるじゃん！

>>604
Doch. Ich spreche Deutsch auch so gut wie Englisch. Welche Sprache kannst
du, nur Japanisch, oder? Jetzt dikutieren wir ueber Wortschatz der Englisch-sprachigen.
Was denkst du daran?

日本語で！
日本語でよろしくおねがいします〜！

Everyone just ignore the troll.

>>1 >>602 >>603
>>605 >>608
>>609 >>610


このみなさんは何言ってるか
わかりませんよ〜！！

外人でてけ〜！

>>613
Macht es dir Spass? Verdammter Dummkopf!

>>615

Guten Abend, Deutschsprecher! ^_^

あのな！日本人なのに英語つかってんじゃねえよ！
にっこりマークなんてつかってんじゃねーぞ！（>>616)
あのな！ここは外国人が使うサイトじゃねーんだよ！
外人が使ってたらブチ殺すぞおおおおおお！
あのな！ここをつかおうとしている英語使えない人の
迷惑になるんだよ！
普通の日本人のわかるところなんて？や！のところしか
わかんねーんだよ！
いくらこのスレッドが英語用だとしても
拒否して日本語で書いたれ！
とりあえずこのサイトは日本語用だ！
字は日本語でかけ！
第一名なしは英語なんて勉強しなくていいんだよ！
いいな！今日からこのスレッドは
にほんごでかけよ！
いいな！わかったな！ちゃんと守れよ！
〔説教終了〕

*whips out the Kanji lookup site and her dictionary*

（さっきはきまったなぁ・・・。）

さっきの617みてまだ意味わかってないやつ
いねーだろうな！

I disliked Becky, but now I love her.

やいっつ！

>>621
Why is that, if you don't mind me asking~

Fukakyon

>>551
Did you read >>599?

Fukakyon guys

You should go to "Let's talk about idiot and actresses" thread.

this thread is for english language only.

i think you can see a girls on the street much prettiest that stupid idols

Who decided such a thing?

A thread like this is impossible on 2ch. The anonymity of this message
board kills any chance for real discussion. But just for the hell of it,
I'll try and start a topic and see how it goes.

Why do you think that most message boards in Japan almost encourage people
to post anonymously? On the other hand, why do most American or western
forums require registration to post?

sometimes i drive so fast i can not even breathing

>>630
I can try answer the question pertaining to the western boards〜
1) For identity security reasons. Wouldn't want people pretending to be someone else on a board, right?
2) If someone needs to be punished on a site for whatever reason (such as posting disgusting images), registration allows one to ban an account
instead of an IP, which is benefitial if the PC is being shared by multiple people or if someone is using a proxy.
3) To give people a larger sense of identity on a board
4) Often times, there are messaging systems on a site called "Private messages" or PM's. Very useful if you need to share sensitive information.

>>616
Woher kommst du? Wie lange hast du Deutsch gelernt? Ich entschuldige
mich dafuer, dass ich Deutsch benuetzt habe.

By the way, how many words do your dads(British, Americans etc.) know?

Ich bin an IQ200 handsome man. you are neets

>>632

Well yes those are the obvious reasons I agree.
What I intended to ask was why do you think Japanese boards are mostly
anonymous when western boards usually require registration?

I was asking more about the cultural differences, I suppose.

shut up, morons! Can't you enjoy more academic topic?
So you are always called neet or moron by many people.

I have a favorite person. She is cute. But I do not think that it is liked by her. How will it be liked by her if I did it?

>>633
Ich komme Kalifornien und ich bin eine Drittjahrestudentin von Deutsch am September (I believe that was right...)

>>637
you cannot get her, becaz u r moron,lol

Why?>?637

>>600
you should dress like Morissey. That way you can be all mopey and gloomy
and depressed but your mother won't get on your case

Ich verstehe ganz genau, was du geschrieben hast. Man lernt in den USA
meistens Spanisch, ich glaube. Warum hast du Deutsch ausgewaehlt?
Interessierst du dich fuer Japanisch auch? Also, lerne Deutsch immer fleissig!

Entschuldigen!

>>639
Why?

>>636

Opting to hurl insults instead of putting forth one of those "academic topics" doesn't paint a very nice picture of what kind of guy you are.

Tell me, do you have any pets? Did you ever have one as a boy? How old are you? Are you an only child? What's your name?

Fuck off Dwaine!

I love you. Let's deepen our love, shalln't we? Let's suck our cocks each other?

>>635
Ah, thanks for clearing that up ^^
I really don't know how to answer that since I know so little about Japanese culture and stance on anonyminitym, hehe〜 Sorry ^^;

>>639
Aw, that's so mean! >O

Oh wait. Dwaine was a Texan and german boy says he is from
California. I made a mistake.

fuck off german boy!

>>636

Also, where do you live? What is your father's profession? What profession do you aspire for? How old is your mother?

>>639
Please answer it early.

there sure seem to be a lot of foreingers here today

Why I haven't had a girlfriend in my entire 36 year life? it's total inferno!
I'm completely tired of wanking while watchin idol DVD or porn magazine!

all foreigners identify yourselves and state your nationality

>>647

Oh, you're not Japanese? I find it pretty rare to find non-Japanese people
posting here. There are a lot of Japanese people who are good at English, but
you can usually tell if they are Japanese or not through their writing styles.
Well, even if you don't know much about Japanese culture, why do you think that
western message boards require registration? Do you think it has anything to do
with culture?

>>639

I'm sure you are just flaming, but look at your writing style. You look
like a fucking moron yourself using "u", "r" and "lol".

>>652
have you ever asked a girl out?

LOL

>>636

It's silly I know, but please tell me... Do you wear glasses? What is your shoe size? How often do you find that you need to trim your finger and toenails? What is the extent of your formal education?

>>649
I live in Chiba. my father is a doctor. my motother is 39yo.

I live in Chiba as well. But my father is a technical writer.
He doesn't live in Chiba

All death

>>655
never! Girls discriminate me because my face is ugly and my fatty and heavy weight.

>>636

What is your favorite type of food? What beverages do you like? What's your favorite season? Do you have any hobbies?

>>661
but still. if you never ask a girl out you will never get a girlfriend.
just like if you never shoot in soccer you will never score.

if you never ask anyone you will never sucede

>>661
how do you know that girls discriminate you if you never talk to
them?

>>663
yeah. you're right. nothing makes nothing. I know.
but there are no good girls in my neighbouhood.

why do westerns use names and japanese prefer anonymity? it's simple question.
japanese people compared to westerns are less public, comparing with westerns,
japanese dont really like publicity. that's why japan use anonymous BBS

Hey, 592. You're free to answer these questions, too. What's your shoe size?

ugly face is a mere myth. there are very few truly ugly faces. most of the faces
are normal(not amazing beautiful but not ugly either) but if you dont care about
your face. it will turn from normal to ugly.

>>664
They hatch a fucking plan to be away or have some distance when I talk to them.
accoding to thier faces, They hates and discriminate me.
No girls help me.

>>669
ever tried to wash your face or go to haircut? i doubt

I want to go to Tokyo. I have little chance to find a good girl there.
And I wanna quit fucking warehouse slave job and find a good job in Tokyo.

>>671
dont you want to change yourself first? and then go to tokyo?
where are you from?

>>669

Have you thought about meeting people over the Internet? If you bond with a woman and build up a relationship with her before you even see each other, your physical condition won't matter as much. She'll already have feelings for you.

>>669
You know that is not true and all in your mind. If you defeat
yourself in your mind already there is no chance for you

>>672
Change myself is the first thing I should.
I'm from Kumamoto.

>>642
I'll just answer this in English since my German isn't good enough for what I'm about to say...
Everyone tends to select Spanish since it's labeled an "easy language"- where's the fun in that? Learning an easy language I mean.
Challanges are just more fun, including challenges in academics! Besides, tried Spanish once, and just... hated it for some reason >_>;;
And yes, I'm very interested in Japanese (blame FFXI for that), though my Japanese is very... weak at the moment.

>>648
I'll just ignore you kthxbai.

>>653
Yes, sir! *army salute* I refuse to reveal my name, but it is Indian (Asian kind). I am female (and very proud of it), and live in California!

>>654
Maybe it is a cultural thing- people that I know on the net tend to like new features on boards to tinker with. But that's just my online clique, so I can't speak for others.

>>667
Why would you like to know my shoe size? o.O;; Anyway, in American sizes, it's an 8-8 1/2. Fairly average.

>>675
I agree with 674. you could try to meet women over the internet
that would also give you some practice to talk to women and it
won't be so scary for you since they are not in front of you

>>673
I hate on-line chatting with woman. that's absolutely virtual!
>>674
Give me a chance

i hate kthnxbye word! it's stupid and now funny/cool

>>678
I will give you a chance but only if you lost weight
otherwise, sorry

No more infernoes on me!!! I wanna just have a good, pretty, healty,kind and young girlfriend.

That's fairly rare in the US isn't it, Asian American-Indians I mean?

Just out of curiosity (which hopefully is not offensive) are you a
Sikh, Muslim, ect.

>>678
I >>674 did not write >>680. just so you know. and since im
male, me giving you a chance doesnt help you at all

>>681
it's impossible for you. if you lost you stupid dreams you will maybe find a wife.

look!

you're 20-25yo guy. do you want to have a 36yo girlfriend? I doubt.
so this is real situation for you.

I must go to that notorious warehouse slave in half an hour!
No girl says 'Cheer!' I am lonely.

>>682
Actually, around here, Asian American-Indians are very common! They seem to be the third most common minority.
And no offense taken in the religion question. I myself am not of any particular religion, but my mother is a Hindu. My father on the other hand is a Christian, but he's caucasian, so that is fairly expected.

>>676

I could have asked the "How often do you feel the need to cut your finger and toenails?" question. The shoe one seemed like the least invasive.

why do you work in warehouse? you dont have any education??
why dont you find a decent job

>>684
but girl is different from men.
Rumor has it say that girls ask older lover.

hey warehouse boy! can you post your photo? (you can hide your eyes if you want)
anyway you're not going to lose something, so post it

>>689
not really. girls may ask for older men but only if they're rich and handsome.
look at reality. there are no cute girl for you! but you can change it, if you
will start work on yourself. of course you will not get a beautiful young girl,
but I am sure you will be able to find yourself a wife..

>>688
F-ranked Univ aren't offered any due and right jobs by a company.
So I had to keep on working this slave job.

>>686
No way!? Third in California? So it would be Hispanics/Latinos then African Americans then Asian-Indians...
I assumed south east Asians had number three, or maybe Chinese.
Intersting.

>>692
Are you being bullied by other pupils in school?

>>686
Thats very nice of your parents to not press either of their religions
on you, I assume letting you decide for yourself.

>>693
This is around San Francisco/Silicon Valley, so that might explaint he minorities.
From what I see daily, it seems that Hispanics are the most common minority, then Chinese, then Indians, then Blacks.

>>690
I hate to post my photo. you will laugh.

>>691
I like you sincere and kind advice. ok I try to change mysellf.

>>694
I had been bullied by many students in my every step( elementry jr-hi, hi and univ

>>696
Got it, I was thinking California as a whole. You're mostly likely
right then. Its been awhile since i was in San Francisco but that
seemed to be the case.

if you're so shy then you afraid post photo on anonymous bbs
how can you met a girl? dont be shy and post it
I will not laugh. I promise

Master is my name, and thirst is what I tame.

>>697
Good to see you'll work on yourself! I'm sure that you'll beable to find a wife. ^^ After all, as the English saying goes, "there are plenty of fish in the see."

>>695
Yeah, that's one thing that I love my parents for. Often I see my friends being pressured into staying Christian/Muslim, with only one exception〜

>>699
what kind of bulling? can you tell me.

>>700
I can't post my photo. but my face resembles a bit Sanpei.
Do you know Sanpei? He's stupid fat comedian. I hate him.
but I ain't bald.

I think >>700 is trap.

yes I know Sanpei. ok

>>704

If you aren't bald then you still have a lot of hope. As long as you
skinny up to a level acceptable by most of society and clean yourself
up a bit you can find a partner. It is much harder for those who are
bald or balding, however. Definitely keep your hair short or shaved.

>>705
no. I just wanted to see his photo. >>704 have nothing to loost if he post his photo...

>>707
Thank you. your advice is good, too.

but he said that he was bullied at school and univ.
he is hopeless. isnt he?

Men, I must prepare and go to slave job. Good bye. Thank you for your all sincere advices.
Those help me too much. I must keep on having hope and change for better.

good bye

>>711
Goodbye, and goodluck at the job!!

you suck >>711
I am elite student from wased. I have a beautiful girlfriend

>>714
not funny at all.
your response indicates you're just a dumb boy.

>>715
what do you expect from a dork like him.
He is "an elite from Wased(?)". lol.

No. I am really from waseda.

>>717
I thought so... and tha't exactly why I called you a dork.

why do you hate waseda univ???

I am from musashino univ. I like it there

>>630

As for why it's come to this historically, I don't know.
But I think westerners take their online individualities too seriously.
After all, you can also identify yourself on 2channel with a tripcode
if you really need. But when you need to register, you need to have
an e-mail account for that and one that you don't mind getting
spammed, etc. Even if you just want to make one single post you are
required to register at most western forums.
I think that's a hassle.

Also, personalities are pretty tedious and useless in online discussions.
Defending them, attacking them, the whole ad hominem deal...
That tends to get annoying, cliques form up, there's seniors that
automatically get respected, no matter what they say, ect...
That's usually just a source of useless drama. It's good that you can
avoid that on places like this.

>>630

Also, I don't think anonymity kills discussion. Quite the contrary,
since you don't have to mind the actual person, you can focus
on the subject of discussion better and come to an objective
conclusion easier.

I think posting as anonymous is just cowardly! it's has it's own advantages
but overfall it's pretty stupid!

>>719
I don't hate Waseda or students there.

I just do not like poeple(students/graduates)
who think being a student or a graduate of Waseda
make him/her an elite.

>>724
are you student? if so what your univ ?

bad univ. = bad job = bad marriage = bad life.
waseda = great job = great marriage = great life.
great life > bad life.
you suck

Im reading now this book "All american girl" which is aimed at probably junior high school students or maybe highschool students,
since the main character in this book is a high school girl. With my vocabuluary( that test's result said I knew 6370 words )
I can read this book without missing the point. but the words i don't know are here and there, and there are some sentenses I can't understand
even after I re-read it again and again. Thinking that most of the readers of this book in the USA read it more easily than I do,
they know more than 7000 words. like someoneelse said, probably 1200 words or more, i guess.

Fuck off, Dwaine.

あ、12000 wordsだ

average american girl sells her body for luxury goods!
it's truth I read about it in newspaper! america is creepy country!
you can even buy a gun in america!