Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)

Rule No. 1: This thread is for dirty talk only.
Rule No. 2: This thread welcomes dirty AA.
Rule No. 3: This thread encourages cyber sex.

two fucking!!!

　Ｈ＾＾Ｈ！Ｈ？

どうしてこういう糞スレ立て続けるかねえ。
どうせなら「英語で討論」たぐいのまともなスレ立ててくれよ。
アホみたいなチャットスレは一個あれば十分。

can i cat here?

I'm getting horny.
I can like Yukorin's anus for hours.

Let's have a live mutual jerk-off session.

why do you definetely come up with anything about
kala or yukorin?

Suck my cock!!

Will you suck mine, too?

Let's do 69!

smooooooke on the waterrrrrrr

>>9 and >>10 are now sucking each other's cock passionately.
Please wait till they jerk off simultaneously.

なんかホモが多いのは御愛嬌？

You want to sex with Yukorin, but she is sexing with a poor but handsome musician.

I've got a present for you guys.

AA for anus
　　　　　　＼　　 pubic hair 　　 ／
　　　　　 　　＼＿　　|　　　＿／
　　　　　　　　　 　 彡彡彡
　　　　　　　　　 　 ミミミミ　clitoris
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾐﾐﾐﾐ ／￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾉ　σ ヽ　urethra
　　　　　　　　　／　/ ﾟヽ￣￣￣￣
labia majora／　／／＼＼　＼　
　　￣￣￣￣ 　（　(vagina) ── labia minora
　　　 　　　　＼　＼＼／／　／
　　　　 　 　 　 ` 　 ＼／　　'
　　＼　　　　　　　　 ＊──anus
　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿_／＼＿＿＿＿_／

予想通り、代わり映えのしない展開…

まあアイドルオタがこっちに引きこもってくれれば
それでこのスレの意義はあったことになるからいいが。

I can jerk off three times in a row.
How about you?

You are a yukorin nerd?

Let me play with your cunt. What do you say, honey?

My cock smells a cattlefish? Do you want to lick?

No thank you.
Mine tastes like chocholate. Wanna take a lick?

Lick your own choco-taste houkei cock!

I would if I could. But I can't reach it. Will you do it for me?

Ask your yukorin

Fuck Yukorin!

Would you liek to touch my anus?

yes, i want to hit you on your face.

>>1-28
ネットの中でしか生きることの出来ない人間だな。

>>29
What are you doing up this late, cocksucker?
I bet you're one of our kind.（￣ー￣）

ryousure no yokan...

hello

and suck my cock!

let me tell my masturbation story.
sometimes Im so horny and i dont want to just jerk off. i want to try perverted things!
like pissing on my face. I drink a lot of cola, then come to bath and try to piss
on me own face. i opened my mouth, but close my eyes, because it's not fun when
urine go to eyes. and then when I am covered with my own urine i finished it.
usually with a lot of sperm

masturbation and yukorin are very connected

just eat pizza you fatwwwwwwwwww

Am i too perverted? what do you think? i am also bisexual i like to suck dicks!
But i dont like extremy (or dangerous) fetishes like lolita complex or eating shit.

you morons like only jerking off

this thread is going to be awesome! i am sure.
tell me more about perverted masturbation.
I like anal masturbation too. I have a dildo i use oil with it and put it in my ass
and then Im masturbating and waving dildo in my ass.
nice feelings

I dont think that masturbation is something bad!
can't we talk about masturbation
can we?

I musturbated 6 times a day, keeping the pace for a week, when I was 31.
You can't do that. How horny is how mentally strong I bet

what a terrible internets here.

if you think so you're idiot
this thread is special for perverted things

It's passed midnight! Time to talk dirty!

what a terrible internets it is here.

you is big fool man!

I bet you're wet between your legs.

shiraishi hiyori is the greatest AV actress ever! to fuck her would
be a dream i think. especially with her on top

I like schoolgirl's panties

Why don't you go and play in your own shit?

what do you mean by that

やっぱりコックニーは
soはｻｳって言うよな？
イギリス英語がサゥってわけじゃない。
コックニーがいう。


この前ベッカムがso manyのことを「鮫に」と言っていて最初意味不明だったがすぐso many だと気づいた。

たぶんオージーも言うね。

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You wanna see me jerk off?

yes please

ME too! do it for us

I am still waiting! it's 3:00 And i want to see your wank

It's passed five and we are still waiting.

if you want to see a perfect pair of breasts i suggest you look at
hiyori shiraishi's. they are perfect. no one has better breasts.

>>59
post some links to her movies, please.

>>59
they are only samples but it works i think

http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/marshmallow/h.htm
http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/mizore/c.htm

try here

Uncencered fucking creepy.

>>61
fantastic! she has some voluptuous body!

>>63
Yes she is the best AV actress. no one beats her i think

Who's your favorite porn star?

>>65
anita blond

Never heard of her.
What about Japanese AV actresses?

>>67
I don't know much about japanese AV acresses.
anyway, I like beautiful faces.

What do you think of this one?
http://www.d-koen.com/venus_pro/magazine/member/00000000/itiosi/scr/scr000.jpg

>>69
I'll take a pass on this one. she's too... eh... plain.

Oh, you are strict! Try this!
http://www.ochaka.to/idol/pic/oguraarisu.jpg

>>71
nah. she's only a child, isn't she?

please show me not plain girls
i really want to know it

>>73
http://www.naked-angels.net/anita-blond/hardcore/anita04.html

that's what I call gorgeous.

you have a bad taste. she looks like a 100% whore

>>75
what's so bad about that?

This AV actress is really amazing.
http://www.dogma.co.jp/DRACO/REPORT/84/06.jpg

>>77
too skinny and looks too frail.

>>76
it's okay to fuck whore, but whore isnt a girl with who you want have a relationship
not because she fucks with other guys, but because she have nothing on her mind.
and dont have any individuality. that girl looked just like barby-doll i can
find a millions girls like her. she seems dont have any personality.

You are goddamn strict! Get this! She is pretty, ain't she?
http://www.moodyz.com/wallpaper/images/akiduki_anna/a_3.htm

>>79
yeah. I don't argue about that. but porn stars need any personality?
at least they don't seem to need any personality in their movies.
you don't have any real relationships with them, do you?

she is nothing special.

>>80
I like this one. she's a little bit on a skinny side, but doesn't lose much sexuality.

Let's talk ero-ero, boys!
So when was the first time you watched ero vidoe?
In my case it was when I was in junior high.

>>84
what's ero?

>>85
Are you trying to suck my cock, honey?
OK you can. Be my guest.

I think bukkake is gross.

>>86
no, thanks. I have my own.

okay, guys. it was fun chatting with you all. I gotta go now. be back later.

Who wants a blow job?

Was anita guy american?

I guess not. His English was just a bit ungramatical.

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>>91
exaxtly what part of his english was ungrammatical?

>>93
>>83 bit on a skinny side
This is prefered to be written: "bit on the skinny side"

Hello, can someone please line the walls of my stomach with their golden seed of life?
Fuck my arse until my intenstines are ruptured and spill blood and shit all over your cock.
It doesn't get any sicker than this folks. Please cleanse my colon and count the wrinkles in my anal passage with your tongue

no.

I am a virgin girl.

>>97
no, you aren't. you're a virgin boy.

And you too, huh?

>>99
unfortunately, I'm not a virgin.

>>100
Since when?

When I was 5years old I was raped by a strange. on august, 8th

>>102
I'm sorry.

I like big tits!

http://www.minkaxxx.com/
http://www.bustydustystash.com/

>>104
You got a bad taste.

Whatever anyone says I still maintain that Hiyroi Shiraishi is the
best AV actress ever. Her body is perfect. No other AV actress makes
me erect like her

>>106
I agree with you on the point that her body is perfect.

>>107
Good to know that others recognize it. of course it is hard to
judge what sort of person she is since she only appears in AV
and her only job is to fuck. I wonder if she is stupid or
has a bad personality?

But such an amazine body

I heard that semen is bitter. Is it true?

>>109
Try it yourself.

>>110
Yes, it was bitter alright.

Does anyone know how to see female ejaculation?
Not on porno videos but in real sex acts...
I'm really interested in it.
Where in the famale body should I stimulate to make it?
And what sort of liquid is it?
I've heard that it's sort of like male semen.
Is it true?

>>112
You must note that female ejaculation doesn't necessarily bring sexual pleasure to a woman.
It is said to be body fluid similar to urin. It sprays out if you stimulate so-called G-spot.
But if you do it in the wrong way, the woman would feel only pain.

I'm gay.

I'm AC/DC.

Is oral sex abnormal?

>>116
No. it's part of the normal sex.
it's important to bring each other's emotion to the expectation of the climax.

>>117
But I heard that in some states of America, oral sex is against the law.

>>118
Oh, really? I've never heard of that.
I don't think the state's law can prohibit its citizens from doing whatever they like in
such private areas as having sex.
But Utah might have been able to adopt such a law.

Talk nerdy to me!

It't time for dirty English.

I like to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven.

>>122
you have a good taste in dealing with girls.
i'd like to know if your girlfriend's ever given you one.

>>123
Usually, only men give women Dutch Ovens, and women don't
like them most of the time, but it's hilarious to do.

anybody having sex with some girl now?

You wanna see me jerk off?

>>126
No thanks.

>>127
Don't be shy!

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>>128
what are you using for jerking off?

>>129
My hands.

>>130
you're jerking off without any videos or picures?

>>131
I love peeping videos.

>>132
real one or fake one?

>>133
Of course real stuff. I make them myself.

try to not masturbate for few week and then masturbate
you will see a shower of sperm1

>>134
that's great!
haven't you ever been caught shooting a video?

I have once restrained myself from masturbation for eight weeks.
That's the best record of mine.
How about you?

>>137
I stopped masturbating for four days once.
that's my best record.

>>136
Never. I can take care of my own business.

>>138
Be a man. Masturbation control can be a wonderful experience.

I heard that vagina tastes sour. Is that true?

>>141
No. Although that depends on the person you lick it of,
usual girls' taste almost nothing.

>>142
You are very knowledgeable.

lol jap cyberz

Summer is a season for daily masterbation.

Yes, that's right.

Ever get jizz in your eye? I've heard it's painful so I've been careful not to
let it happen myself. By the way, is there a similar thread to this one in Japanese?
It could be really educational! (I'm learning Japanese)

Hey,yo!!
I'm a girl!
what's going on?
I've just masterbated ten minutes before.
I felt small extasy.

you might be a girl, but you are really a ugly fatty female for sure!
get out!

Shit!!
what stupid people there are here!
I'm a sexy girl and I wouldn't care playing with you. But I gotta go! By!

os hnap

let's talk sukebe!

please fack me

please fack me

what the fuck do u mean by fack, cunt?

giyu niyuu

I like a pussy

If you want to study dirty English, you have to watch these films:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_fuck

>>157
i like pussies

I like this thread

Ye know, "69" is the naughty number in Western countries, just like
our "0721" and so.
One day if you have a chance to visit your Western firends, go check
the number"69" channel on the TV.
You may enjoy that channel a lot
especially in England, for there's no other fun than fucking hens or
donkeys in that country. It's better to masterbate in front of TV,
believe me. Except if you are addicted to the bloody fish n chips,
England is the last place you may enjoy.

PENIS PENIS PENIS

perhaps I was wrong. Maybe Yumeno Maria has the perfect body and
Shiraishi Hiyori is second place...

I want to fuck Yasuda Misako very much!

I wonder if she has ever had sex...
idols maybe sexy but it seems their lives are very controlled...

If i had the chance I would probably hate-fuck my ex-friend.
I don't like her but her pussy was nice.
good tits too.

Moe moe〜
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/moe4/imgs/5/8/583f3d5a.jpg

I would like to see a naked pictures of little girls. do you know where I can
find them? age is ok from 12 to 16.

>>167
Here you go:
http://www.k2.dion.ne.jp/~mokeke/sub1_ALBUM_IMAGE_10.jpg

lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita!

good! But I want to see a photo! by the way I know what photo give inspiration to this
drawing

I think Moe Kimijima is wonderful.

I think little girl's cunt is wonderful too

you will call me pedophile but I dont care. you can't break my love for little
girls! and no one can

Girls at the ages of 12 to 16 are not "little girls" anymore.

that's good to hear, because there are people like me who enjoy them most

test(sage)

OTINTIN!

Wonderful!
ttp://n.pic.to/1hf16

wghh yack!is it real？

Hi there. I'm British, and I want Japanese men to fuck me.

Come oooon!

>>176
Lower than 14-15 still counts as "little girls" to me. 16 is okay...
or at least in my opinion. Laws in most countries are 16+ anyway.

Although isn't dividing by age just arbitrary? There are huge
differences in physical, emotional and intellectual maturity with
the same age. I suppose it's a necessity to generalise sometimes.

That was supposed to be to >>174 not >>176

アナルセックス

I love armpits.

I love PENIS!

Heh.. i am amused..

But what is a "dutch oven" and "0721" ?

>>187
What a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

>>188 2ch? *shrug* I decided to give the legendary 2ch a visit.
this thread about dirty talk? I was curious and intrigued.

dutch oven:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

0721 means onanism; masturbation

your swedish girl? that means your beautiful. baby.

おまんこ　＝　pussy
うんこ　＝　shit (bad word) or poop (mild word)

>>187
I knew 'dutch oven' to mean 'farting under the sheets'. May be something my mom made up. Dunno. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>191 Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm not blond and blue-eyed.

dont be sorry. i like all kinds of girls. girls are all attractive and beautiful

what fuck are you doing fucking Japanese?!
cut fuck off babbler and go to hell now

This is something!

ttp://hugecocksfree.com/6382/091104/04.jpg

>>192 No, your mom didn't make it up.

I said "I'm going to a massage shop tomorrow" in front of my parents last night.

I'm worrying whether they can understand this meaning or not.

I'm feeling dirty.

>>198 What is a massage shop?

I want to lick girl feet!I want to suck her sweet toes!
do you understand my desires?

no

you dont want to lick feets and toes? why I am always get super horny when I see
a girl's toes

OMG!! that's a big cock in that site O_O
(ttp://hugecocksfree.com/6382/091104/04.jpg )

I want hermes-san to stick her hot tongue in my asshole.
I take it back, I want nice regular sex...

Is oral sex commonly practised?

I don't think so.

>>206
That depends in what country and where in that country, I'd say.
I think oral sex is fun. Especially 69.

>>204
That looks photoshopped.

can someone tell me site with good bukkake video for free

try BT. thepiratebay.org
search for "bukkake"

>>209
Agreed.

I'm gay.

>>213
Congratulations.
Want to fuck?

I would try if you were a good-looking guy.

i hopE yoUR rules aNd WisDom ChOKE You

Okay! I will use easier-to-understand expression.
When a Caucasian licks my cunt or inserts his member into my vagina, We international women, are the honorary Caucasians.
You, Jap, short height apes have no right to say anything to us,
Get away! Dirty Asians.
Don’t touch me!

yes, yes
we are jap ,dirty monkey

kill me.

kill me again

and again...

fuck me

oh yeah

fuck me

fuck me


fuck me

ohooooooo

open youR skull ill be thERe climbing uP the walls

>>217
Even being non Japanese, I think that you are a idiotic fool.

Oh my god!
This is the funniest thread ive ever seen!!
look how stupid japanese can be!
and this is just a usual talks in this whole 2ch.
These guys sound so worthless.

Yet a very unique subculture.
Very interesting.

I'm here, honey.

>>224
>These guys sound so worthless.

you too man. wwwwwwww

Is it true that pussy tastes sour?

>>227
童貞なんですの？

>>228
Yes.

>>229
you wanna fuck girls? you lttile young asshole.wwwww

age

age

This thread wins fuckin hard.
I lol'd so much, my balls fell off!

Blow me away if you like.

Now I'm going to watch some porno videos.

bleak thread, huh?

Yet, that is good.

>>236
Very much agreed. This place needs more zest!

So, what is your ideal man or woman like, and how would you go about to seduce her/him?

I'd like one with fire in their gorgeous eyes, delicious lips that often curl up in a naughty smirk,
a build that can take being physically active for a longer while, has grace, beauty and elegance but also
can be more agressive and strong when needed to.

I'd softly kiss them, and pin them down. Tie them to the bed with ribbons and scatter
ice-cold flower petals all over their body. Once they've grown accustomed to the sensation
I'd brush my fingers up their body, my lips following behind, lingering along with
my tongue at the extra sensitive spots. I'd start from their feet, and work my way up
their lovely legs, up the torso, leave my fingers behind on their chest while kissing them deeply.
And after that the really fun things would get started...

Now I'm downloading a porno video again.

I just cum.

Hello, I am an American who got stranded in Japan. I was wondering if any girl who does not have a boyfriend would like for me to honor her bedroom's presence with my huge American penis [15 cm]. AIM: I_WISH

>>241

kiss my ass, mother fucker

I am Yukari. call me

I'm just going to say something to Yankee : LOL

this is hella stupid board.you guys should use more dirty words.

I had sex long time ago so difficult to remember.

217 and 224, Im not japanese but I think you're very stupid and racist...
I think ppl like u are worthless in this world. Well im going to say a dirty words...
i think 217 is a stupid bitch-whore who likes be penetred everytime and maybe 224 likes to jerk off while he is looking japanese webs.
If you dont like Japan go away! Go to an US or caucasian web and shut your mouth!!
Its good to use dirty words sometimes ^-^

Well. Speaking as a native English speaker who is somewhat competent in
Japanese, it's quite obvious that messages 217 and 224 were written by
Japanese people. "Easier-to-understand" is quite obviously a somewhat
literal translation of the Japanese expression 分かり易い, and it's one
of those types of expressions that don't exist quite in the same literal
form in many other languages. Poster 224 made two very typical types
of grammatical mistakes for Japanese people in his or her message -
namely, his/her incorrect use of "Japanese" and "talks". In Japanese,
日本人 would validly translate literally into "Japanese", but in this
context a modifier such as "Japanese people" is required in order for
the sentence to be grammatically sound. Similarly, "talks" appears to
be a quite literal interpretation of 会話 or a similar term, but the
confusion of pluarity and singularity (mixing "a" (single) and "talks"
(plural)) is also common for Japanese learners of the English language.

In any case! Since this is 一応 a "dirty talk" thread, I will now toss
in profanities to make up for my staggeringly passive tone used above.

You fucking whores, stop posing already! Your little hijinks aren't
fooling anybody! Well, I guess they *are* fooling people, but since
you're not fooling *me* it doesn't amount to jack shit! Hah!

Bitches.

>>241
15 cm is not huge. 12-15 cm is average.
20 cm is huge. too bloody huge.

>>241
I prefer smaller one. Huge p is no good at all.

This ends now (º_o)/

>>251
NEVAR! *fwaps at you*

oh,don't tease me any longer
please insert your male hardness into my slot
oh,please

Male hardness *LOL*

Just say you're dying to suck a cock.
Say you wanna fuck.
Say that your virgina's gagging for a huge throbbing penis!

I wanna fuck David Beckham.
Give a nice, slow blow job until he cums.
Swallow his cum and let him do the same on mine.

Blow job is beautiful.

It's beautiful and sexy.
I love swallowing my boyfriend's sperm.
I love fucking men and I love being fucked by men.
Anal sex is beautiful.
Fucking all night until I shit myself.
Bite my nipples hard!
Suck my cock faster!
That's a hardcore.

I love roshutsu videos.

↑
That's not a dirty talk

You must be depraved.

I'm gonna masturbate with a DVD of komukai minako tonight.
She is my type.
as soon as I catch a glimpse of her voluptuous body,
I'm getting horny.
I wonder how many times I masturbated with her body.

3====> (('))

あぼーん

no,thank you.

u horny

i suppose u got it

If jerking off while thinking about Sakura and Tomoyo licking each other is wrong.

I don't want to be right.

copy-paste posted here from Chat In English for great justice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL_81T-U8M "Sexy English".

The English in that video is fucked up.. They use some of the words quite incorrectly.
And their meaning for "cockpit" must be some weird, rarer american porn-slang.

X "What's up?" "Yeah! This is pussy!"
"What's up?" is NOT a question you can answer with an affirmative/negatory reply like that.

X "God dammed" [= stating God made a dam]
O "God damned" [= cursing]

X "All right! Is this cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, this is a cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, is this a cockpit?"

X "Yeah! I want to is put it in!"
O "Yeah, it is! I want to put my cock in!"
O "Yes! I want to put it in!"

X "Is this dick inside of pussy?"
O "Will that dick be inside my pussy?"
O "Will I get to feel that dick inside my pussy?"

X "You're good at blowing job aren't you?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?"

X "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you wanna try?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to find out?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to give me a try?"

lol, i am american and posting here, also suck my ass!

Fuck you yank and you're bankrupt culture. we'd all be better
off without the cancerous wart on the anus of the world that is
america.

This a pen

Oh,it is derisous

What's mean??

I speak a little

I see

i dont sit well this gag

270: fuck you asshole, USA is a stabalizing force in a world gone mad!

>>273
stabilizing like a gun to the back of the head is. America is
nothing more than an arrogant bully bent on world dominantion.
Every one has been saying it for years but, Fuck the USA! We'd
all be better off with out you'er war mongering and imperialism
all done under the false pretense of "democracy." America isn't
even a true democracy. But American's are too stupid, fat, lazy
and addicted to WalMart to realize that they have no control
over their goverment. The sooner America is obliterated the
better. America is the HIV of the world. America is the infected
whore who spreads dieases to the world.

>>268
That is fucking hilarious. No one talks like that. "Cockpit" is definately not a sexy way to say cunt, pussy, beaver, vagina, vulva, vertical smile.. I could go on for a while.

>>274
If America was bent on world domination why haven't they taken over? America is the only superpower left. Sure, if Russia and China teamed up they might have a problem.
What has America done to piss you off so much? Everyone looks to America to provide peacekeepers for the U.N. and to solve their problems for them. Is there another country that gives as much aid and loans to other countries as America?

>>275
>Is there another country that gives as much aid and loans to other countries as America?
Relative to GNP? I couldn't find recent data but ...

ttp://threes.com/cms/content/view/512/49/
"in 1997, Japan was the world's largest foreign aid donor,
followed by France, Germany, and then the United States."

Maybe you can find a better source.

>>276
http://www.oecd.org/dataoecd/0/41/35842562.pdf
US at 19.7 billion dollars in foreign aid, making up ~25% of all aid and more than twice any other country.
http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Debt/USAid.asp
has pretty charts
http://www.nationalreview.com/nrof_bartlett/bartlett200501031119.asp
has some data on non-government aid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_aid has some more links if need be

I'm having a hard time getting good statistics on private and industrial contributions though.
If you want to go by % of GDP or GNI, yes, other countries governments give more. I'm not sure if the total foreign aid from private organizations would balance that out.

>>277
>If you want to go by % of GDP or GNI, yes, other countries
>governments give more.

I don't see why you would go by anything else. Not that I'm
Christian but, Mark 12:38-44

Let's do the dirty talk.

>>278
You cannot go by it as no one number gives the whole picture. Like I said, these numbers only represent government given foreign monetary aid.
They do not include resources and manpower used for humanitarian purposes, non-government aid (from public and private companies, charities, private citizens).
Also, none of the top % by GDP or GNI are poor countries.
Honestly, can you say that America isn't (in general) a helpful nation? When America was an isolationist country people complained that they did not get involved.
Now when it is an active international participant, they are involved too much?

think what would happen if USSR, not America, was to obtain sole world superpower... IT MIGHT BE BAD!

For our power and influence, we show a considerable amount of restraint, and truly do our part to help out the world.

In my humble opinion, all the rich nations (Japan and Western Europe included), are all greedy, self-interested corrupt nations...

There is no true democracy on the planet!

Thank you.

>>281
>The is no true democracy on the planet!
That totally depends on your definition of a democracy. If you mean a direct democracy, I direct you to many town and city level governments in the New England region of the United States.
Switzerland is also a great example of a direct democracy. While they do elect representatives, the laws can also be challenged by any citizen if they get enough people to sign a petition.
Then there is a national, democractic referendum held to decide the fate of the law by majority vote.

I love armpits.

Ａｒｅ Ｙｏｕ Ｒｅａｄｙ Ｂｏｏｔｓ？

Ｔｈｅｓｅ Ｂｏｏｔｓ Ａｒｅ Ｍａｄｅ Ｆｏｒ Ｗａｌｋｉｎ'！

Ｙｅｅ-Ｙａ-Ｈａｏｈ！

>>282
This is dirty talk thread. Why you talk about democratic?
you must be gay

>>285
Gah. Their fetishes must be politics. Why can't they have more normal
fetishes like BDSM or tu-tus. Bah humbug.

...This thread could benifit from some Hard Gay...

America is a sick country.

China will rule the world!

21st century will see a new American holocaust!

The day Chinese and Korean and Japanese soldiers DESTROY Washington will be celebrated all over the world for a thousand years!

Then the American people only qualify as slaves of Asians and Europeans!

Along with dirty niggers and Jews who will be slain to death!

Allah is great,

Mao is great,

HEIL HITLER!!!

P.S. that was a joke you stupid cunts!

Wow...

>>287-288
You fail. Needs more battletoads.

youtubeっていう海外の動画サイトで(そのほかの動画サイトにもアップされてましたが
サイト名を忘れてしまいました)
ダコタが学生のインタビュー受ける回の学校へいこうの動画が
アップされて閲覧数がものすごいことになってるんですけど
あれはあまりにも恥ずかしすぎるのでまじで動画削除してほしいんですが
どうすればいいんでしょうか
おそらく韓国の違法？日本テレビサイトから韓国人が勝手に流したもんだと思われます
自分は英語できないんで英語のできる人なんとかしてくれませんか？
削除以来出せば消してくれるんでしょうか
youtubeのサイトで dakota TV japanese で検索してください
ダコタのやつ以外にも日本人のイメージを損なうような動画が
外国人(隣の国の人)にアップされてます・・・

>>290
gb2/b/

>>292
What r u sayin'?huh

>>292
Nevar!

So... Yaranaika? This is the dirty thread, after all. Want to be my dirty, dirty boy?
You can wear a bridget outfit, lying down in my lap as I spank your bare ass for being such
a dirty little boy...

>>294
what of >>292 meaning?
let me know plz

gb2/b/ means go back to /b/, referring to the random image board of either futaba or 4chan (as in this case)
battletoads(in this context, in others it is an awesome videogame) is a 4chan imageboard meme (neta)

nothing really important at all, sorry to concern you >>295

>>296
No problem,
and thanks a lot for explaining to me so particular!
i could get it

>>296
Besides, /b/ was starting to distract me for too long periods of time. I stopped
visiting the site. 4chan that is. I no longer neglect my homework. So that's good.

But this thread really needs more dirty talk! Of the sexual kind.

Here are some lyrics to inspire people to be more dirty:

Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

every day i fuck some dolphins and rape animals then i go on my boat and eat pie :p

>>300
Why not humans? And why not some delicious bisquits instead?

What kind of pie?

i guess >>300 is no longer not any kinda human beings..

What the hell is this?

I'm find good homepage.
http://www.agnph.com/gallery/

You can get good pictures and friends. it is dream world.
There are lovely, charming, sweet, pretty, nice and cute.

How does you get laid?

>>298

Lol I got b& from /b/ for posting an image that proved the mods had neglected to delete a thread with CP for 20 minutes.

age

>>307
gj! No one cares. If you see cp just message a mod on irc or something. Stop fagging up 2ch

>>309
NO U!

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese
I really think so...

a couple of years ago, i used to attend a film school somewhere in canada. there was a
25-year-old guy named Arron, a nerd type motherfucker, he's really nice though. i assume
he was a real virgin.

anyway, we were enjoying summer fireworks, smoking shit. of course i mean it's weed. he
got pretty stoned as far as i knew. this was the first time he had done such a "bad" thing.
he started talking nonsense and laughing out loud. i asked him if he was incredibly high.
but he shook his head, smiling a nasty smile. finally he said like this;

"well this weed ain't bad but coffee is much better."

that's why i loved him.

>>312
That's a very bizarre story but strangely heart warming.
I liked the ending line.

i love this thread.

I love "shiko shiko" very much.
when I was young , I did "shiko shiko" 5 times a day.
But now is I'm old enough not to be able to do so many times.
So what I want to say is that if you are young ,you shoud do "shiko
shiko" every day. Time reaaly flies. do it now or you'll miss it later

Hey, dudes!
Wanna play with me?
I got lots of hot videos to share with!

Don't be shy!

I'm buttering my corn right now, dudes.

please translate tdn's lines
in english.

Recommend me some good porno videos, please.

It's time for the Old Faithful to go off.

Keep that shit off your keyboard.

Tell me, please.
I'm serious!

It's unbelievable how fucking LOW you cocksuckers are posting bullshit on a Japanese bulletin board. Go back to your day job at GEOS or NOVA and stop fucking with our people you dirty sons of bitches.

Wow odd convo going here

but in a good way.

I don't work for NOVA or GEOS.. i was just scrolling down the page and saw this.. is working for NOVA bad?

Job at NOVA is awesome!!!
High earnings and benefits guaranteed!!!

...I see

How many times a week do you masturbate, Spence?

Shut up, you fool ^^

Tell me. I'm facsinated.

I do it about five times a week.

well then you are a sad sad little man ^^ XD

What makes you say that?
I'm hurt.

I do it at least three times a day.

//335
hahaha... anyway how are you, my young perverted friend?

What do you think about shemale?
I'm kind of biggining to like them.

I love bloomers, too.

In sheer points, it appears that Zico's Japan has yet to miss
an oppotunity of qualifying for the end-of-tournament.

Cunnilingus is tiresome.

キタ━━∩ ∩
　　　　　（ﾟθﾟ）

I want little boy to suck my dick!!

あぼーん

waiting for the new one(･∀･ )っ/凵⌒☆chingching

I wonder if there are any North Koreans here.

maybe there are some secret agents here...They are communicating here
by some secret code

They are probably North Korean secret agents planning an attack.

we have to talk dirty here

998649 256974 466299 nida

can anybody have sex wit meh??

roger

112461 854132 644811

현재 김정일 체제는 김일성 체제에 비해 구조적으로 매우 취약한데,
이는 김정일이 4각으로 갈라져 있던 인민군을 인민무력부 산하의 단일
기관으로 통합시킨 뒤 군부가 김정일의 통제에서 벗어났다는 점,
김정일의 신 경제 정책인 강성대국건설전략의 효과가 미약하다는 점,
이어지는 남북 교류로 북조선 인민들에 대한 정보 통제가 힘들어지고
있다는 점 등의 이유 때문이다.

섹스 해도 괜찮아

나의 그는 어디에 있어?

ふぁっく　こりあん　ぴーぽー

North Korean ppl. Not South...I love South Korean ppl

I smell kimchi here

i hate those who are against japan.

North Korea は日本をなめている

North korea is licking Japan...

北鮮が嫌いだ。

after go diet, read this

Ifa htaftaet yfou aflalt

北朝鮮は悪い

dirty talk only

it's so quiet...oh I miss him...where is he now...?

crap....I fell in love completely...

I'm back

呼んだか？

Oh, what a coincidense!

元気か？

are you the real Kenji?

本物だが何か？

367から372, 371私以外は全部あなた？

I'm the genuine and genius kenji.

ahhhh genius? so it's you!!!

ちがうが何故だ？
何が欲しいのだ？

you come to 2ch around this time? so again your day-night
reversed(?) life has started!

>>376
あなたは本物のたむらけんじ？

６時３０分だがなにか？

>>379
really? is it so? I can't believe it. I think the real Kenji won't use
the words like "genuine and genius"...

>>380
It's good to rhyme. feel free to vibe.

沢田けんじ？

>>381
lol you are not the real Kenji but the other Kenji!!^^

or are you also acting the Japanese Kenji part? but how do you know
the name Kenji Sawada?

ライム？
it's time for the percolator?
no, it's time for the viberator.

my instinct said >>385 is not you. You don't use such words. You
like to talk dirty but not this type of dirtiness..

간국어를 알다？

I summon all the kenjis.

are there many Kenjis around? lol

呼んだ？

한국어를　알고　싶다。

Only three of us? I thought I was more than that.

ふぁっく　こりあん　ぴーぽー

あいあむのっとこーりあん

so there is one Korean Kenji in your group lol

>>394
あい　あむ　のっと　とーきんぐ　とぅー　ゆー
どんと　けっと　みー　ろんぐ

あいのーゆーわー　のっととーきんぐ　てゅーみー
どんとおーりー　びーはっぴー

あい　む　おーるうぇいず　はっぴー
わっと　あー　ゆー　とーきんぐ　あばうと

Bobby Mcferrin,right?

ははは。ここでは誰も韓国語が出来ないね。

>>399
wha?

>>400
나는 한국어를 할 수 있습니다

eu odeio coreanos.

Odio i Coreani.

انا بكره الكوريين.

キムチは食わん

Ich hasse Koreaner.

>>403
Por que los odias?

>>402
それはどういう意味なのですか？

>>498
Sorry, I don't understand Espanol. Only Portuguese

>>409
「私は在日韓国人だ」という意味です。

일본 사람들은 한국 사람들을 미워한다.

>>412
아니오.한국의 사람을 좋아합니다.북한은 싫습니다.

kenji te amo

je te aime

ふぁっく　こりあん

>>398
あいのーゆーあーはっぴー
どんと　げっと　まっど

>>413
나는 김을 존중한다

>>418

고마워요
mon amant

나는 일본에 반대하는 한국인이 싫습니다.

>>419
Je t'aime aussi

그렇지만 대부분의 한국인은 좋아합니다
나에게는 많은 한국인 친구가 있습니다

한국사람은 개를 먹는다

>>420
est-ce que vous avez cassé au-dessus avec An?

또, 그들도 일본의 문화를 좋아한다고 말해 줍니다

まだ勉強中なんで、、、

>>423
대부분의 사람은 먹지 않는 것 같아

>>424
Non. Je l'épouserai.

>>420
yes yes I know! they are nice, right?

>>427
hé!! vous me faites pleurer!

>>428
They are nice unless you are japanese.

>>429
vous êtes si moyen!

>>430
I have many Korean friends too! even I am Jap!>.<

est-ce que vous ne dormez pas?

>>433
Je veux dormir avec toi

Usted es mi esclavo del sexo.
!Si usted desea algunos dulces,
vaya abajo en sus rodillas y pida!

Needs more sex.

amore sexo

>>424
omg.... ummm.... j'aussi *blush*

>>435
Oh me gusta eso

OMG I can write anything as long as it's foreign languages...*blush*

Dije a usted que usted es el mio...

>>440
claro yo soy suyo 200%

韓国語は漢字で書かれる事があるの？

All I want now is just to fondle your hair

>>442
あります。今はあまり使わないですが。
私は韓国人ではありませんが。

>>444
では、どうして韓国人は学校で漢字を勉強するかな？無駄骨のようだ。

あぼーん

oye como va

I watched the match France vs Portugal. France won. But this game
was so boring. It seems like Portugal burned out on the previous
game already. Next match I'll be rooting Italy. ^^

No more NEET in this thread? all I can see here is foreign language.lol

My English teacher I respect says me
the best way to master it is to make a boyfriend in foreign.

Is it ture?

I don't think so. It could help to an extent, but you might end up
learning stupid slangs and incorrect usage of the language.
You should keep the two issues separate.

It’s not only the language but to convey my exact
thoughts to him is difficult. Because of the cultural
difference, the different way of thinking. It comes from
the difference on how we’ve grown up. I think Japanese
way of thinking is rather sentimental, sensitive and also
we care so much on other’s feeling. We are somebody the most
difficult human being to understand in the world, I would say.

We think harmony is important while they don't care and more
focused on themselves. (Asians are sentimental ppl butif you
see Chinese and Korean, they are more individualitstic).
For me, sometimes I feel he is too
individualistic while he thinks that I care too much on
reputations. He sometimes seems to think that I am hypocritical who
has two faces. So we had a lot of problems and needed long time
to understand the real meaning on what he/I have said and did.
Took a long time to clear up the misunderstandings. Therefore, I think
language is just a tool to convey our messages but most
importantly, we should understand each other’s human qualities
including partner’s background. It applies to all the human relationship.

That story was about me and my friend.
If you have a boyfriend, you could learn more I think.

one girl is threatning me.
again I feel so depressed...

ロシアのプーチン大統領は、少年のお腹にキスしたのは自然な愛情表現に過ぎないと述べた。

プーチン大統領は、先週クレムリンで、（家族と観光に来ていた）5歳のニキータ少年と会った
際に、彼のTシャツをまくしあげて（お腹に）キスした。
（そのニュース映像→http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3m5nFpRcQ ）

「とても自立していてまじめな子に思えた。子猫のように抱きしめたいと思い、ああいった表現
をした。彼はいい子だ」とプーチン大統領は述べた。

ロシアのIzvestia紙 http://www.izvestia.ru/ によると、ニキータ君はキスの後、体を洗おうと
しないという。

「僕は大統領が好きだし、大統領も僕のことが好きだ！僕も将来大統領になる！」

（以上抜粋翻訳。英文ソースは http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5155448.stm ）

関連：【ロシア】｢私はプーチン。何か質問は？｣　大統領とのインターネット会議開催　現在最も多い質問は｢なぜ少年のお腹にキスしたの？｣ 　http://news19.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1152192884/
柔道練習で日本人少年に投げられた後、少年と別れ際にKISSする大統領映像　http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdXwu2MXR_s



Putin is Shotacon!! He is our mate!!! xaxaxax XD

あぼーん

>>457
who is she?

Let's talk about masturbation.

>>459
Yes. What are your tricks? Anything special? I touch much more than the shaft only, and make as slippery as possible.

I'm dying to see the new unsenserd porno video of Kanno Arisa.

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar,
which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this:
First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing.
Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-
she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied,
"yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

>>450
If you then speak in English more often, then yes.
You really need to speak English out loud, and have conversation in it,
to become really fluent.
You don't need to get a foreign boyfriend, but it might encourage you.

>>462
good one.

お久しぶりです♪Ｌｅｖｅｌ　Upテスト合格しました。
私のニガテなテレビ電話でした。本当にこれでいいのか？？
と思いました。もし、私が２ヶ月以上レッスンを予約しないで
再度レベルチェックを受けたとしたら、
５になるかどうかも危ういところです。
ながいさんはきっと大丈夫ですよ。３ですよ！！
今日で５に上がってちょうど１ヶ月ですが、
まぁ慣れてきたかな？？というところです。
今はVOICEやレッスンで毎日NOVAに行っています。
明後日イギリスへ出発なので少しでも慣れておこうかと
思いまして・・・。

うｐ

One day George walked into a bar. On one of the stools there was a man
with thirteen shots lined up in front of him. George asked the man what
the occasion was and he replied 'I just had my first blow-job'. George,
being the nice guy that he is makes him an offer. 'Wow, that is a
occasion. Let me buy you another one.' But before George can get his
money on the table the man says `no thanks, if thirteen shots can't
get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.'

poko-chin?

At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he
needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see
if he'd like to go out for a drink.

Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."

So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and
they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick
super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.

As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying
naked and spread eagle next to her pool.

Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a
quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.

So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.

Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"

And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got
a sore ass!!!"

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told
that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a
horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher
to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

Suck my finger!

>>471
I'd rather suck your cock, Stud.
Then afterwards you can return the favour
and suck my cock too.

>>471 Spank me like school boy and call me you're son!

How much foreskin do you have?
http://www.newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm

>>474
That chart is crap.
When I am not hard, I have CI-7, but when I am erectI am like
CI-3. I am small when not hard, and expand much when I am hard.
It is much more practical than having a penis that is always big, even
when you are not using it. That is just silly to have in that way.

Agreed violently.

Hot summer saturday night,
he was sitting at computer,
watching a website with photographs of male genital
and writing about his foreskin
IN ENGLISH!




I like him.

My penis is having a summer holiday.

I don't know how to masturbate.

あ〜日本人の書いた英語って読む気しねえ

Ah〜I just can't stand Japanese whiners whining in Japanese.

gaijinn saikou nihonnjin dame ne.

>>478
lol!! Oh god.. I've never heard of the expression. Quite funny dude. I might use that sometime..

Oh wait, I don't have a popo.

pubic holiay

(porn) Gracefully Selected Mature Women Collection http://forum.shibuyabashi.org/showthread.php?t=42

Have you seen the unsensored Hotaru yet?

Let me know how do you get up when you are so sleepy? Sometimes I made love with myself. How about you? I'm serious.

im female and i like touching myself way better than a dick.
i cant come having a dick so wanking off is my duty.

Ydan

>489 Have you ever played anal sex? I love that!

>>491
Anal sex only good is when partner doing it and not toy.

>492 yeah! exactry! You bet.I like to insert my dick into only my girlfriend's anal not using a skin. I never do it with a girl I don't love even if I use a skin. well do you have toys for anal?

Boys like it in the butt too.

group sex

ドイツ語のレッスンに行った。今日の講師はG。　
本当はもう1人生徒がくるはずだったようだけど、とうとう現れず、ラッキーマンツー。
昨日の英語に続いて、私、最近ついている！？

>496 Lucky you!

Is there a boylover?
I love little boys!!

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やばい！昼ドラに出てる鈴木宗太郎くん、顔も声も超可愛い〜
ひょっとしたらブレイクするかも〜
ドラマ自体に興味ないけど・・宗太郎くんはGOOD！

>>500
お前はきもすぎる。

>>501
die

>498 I love lowteens.

Q. Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A. Because his wife died.

>>503
cool
Me too!

>505 But I love lowteen girls. You said boys , didn't you?
Have you ever had experience with boys?

>>505
yes, boys, experience, no.
i dont do. if it is abele, i want to do
but im not crazy
i do play with kid sometimes just as friends

気の弱い生徒をいじめていた生徒を注意したら、「てめぇに関係ねぇだろ！」と唾をかけられた


年輩の先生が辞めていった理由は、「いつも生徒に蹴られたりしていた」


ドＳ小学生様ﾊｧﾊｧ(;´Д｀)

>507 Are you female? school teacher? I have madd love with a girl was 14years. But I love under 14years old.

male. 17year old

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=201453&start=0&rid=&S=efa2196d6fe2c8f8e64d3a368465ad3d

>509 Why do you so love boys? Are you gay?

hmm
we think we are not gay
just a boylover

kids are cute.

dont you think so?

fuck off bitches

「こら、くそばばあ。あっち行け」。小学生が教師に暴言を吐いて殴る、ける。１３日に発表された文部科学省の調査で、
深刻な対教師暴力の実態が改めて浮き彫りになった。一人の児童の暴力が、クラスに荒れた雰囲気をつくり出し、
学級崩壊の連鎖を生む。家庭に指導力はなく、暴力の対象になった教師は休職に追い込まれる。
暴力でしか自分を表現できなくなった子どもたち。

兵庫県内の小学校に勤務する４０代の女性教諭は０３年１０月、学級崩壊したクラスの「応援」に入り、
モノをけ散らす男児を廊下に引きずり出した。「何かをけらないと収まらないなら、私をけりなさい」。
男児はためらわなかった。手加減もせず、女性教諭のおなかや足を２０発以上もけり続ける。
担任は別の児童を指導しており、暴行に気がつかない。女性教諭にとっては、
児童から受けた初めての暴力を、隣のクラスの男性教諭が助けに来るまで耐え続けた。
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/shakai/jiken/news/20060914k0000m040066000c.htm

究極のマゾ職「小学校教師」


you should beated by little boys!

I think you should said like these , you should be beat by children. right?

>>515
まともに英語使えないなら喋るなよ恥ずかしい。

Does anybody want to lick my tits?

u aint got shit to lick, u can gimme BJ

>516 oh sorry shy guy.But I think you never patch here in English. Could you tell me what the wrong with me? Can you? Shy guy! You should only make love with yourself. Have fun!

>516 I think you were wrong. You should admit your fault.

>516 You don't need to think yourself to be shameful. That's OK!

>516 There is no sence crying over split milk. But you should kick yourself now for sending like that to >515. You are at fault. I almost laughed. sorry

Are there any thoughts? A penny for your thoughts.

>516 Would you be willing to check my English log for me again? Now is the perfect time to become a NOVA member. Because you are a shy guy.

>>516
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't speak perfectly.
What really matters is if you're understood or not.
If someone were to speak to me in broken English, I'd be happy they were
trying.

dirty talk is purpose of this thread.
imho looks like u guys 'bn fished. jus ignore'em.
so whooz ur daddy now eh?

anyway little boys are cute

They'er tighter than girls.

Let's get dirty!

come in

2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん！
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか？
見た人いますか・？

2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん！
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか？
見た人いますか・？

I'll come in.

Relationship of love and marriage.
evolution(from dictionary) :
the way in which living things change and develop over millions of years, or a gradual process
of change and development
Evolution : It is spontaneous attractive force between gene of oneself and gene of another.
That is, A gene is prefered by other gene. For prediction of evolutions, It will be natural that
spontaneousness is important to evolve for better or worse. Artificial stratagem of gene's
natural movement will tend to negative motion, despite prediction of evolutions tend to positive
motion. That is, We never deprive evolutions of nature. (by X-man)

>>525
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't suck it perfectly.
What really matters is if you're sucking it or not.
If someone were to suck mine in shitty, I'd be happy they were
trying.

I love to say Fuck, when I'm driving in my car; fuck when i'm walking through the fucking park. Fuck you if you don't like what I say, I love to say Fuck every fucking day! Oh Yeah

>>532 You must be fucked up in the head!

532 is a fuckin fag.

何それ。。。

Let's use this thread for general conversation until the new "chat in english" thread is made.

>>540
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

I did not see that one.

>>542
You put it in wrong field.

>>543
I am sorry. Please tell me the right one.

You guys are fuckin dirty.

You just wanted to say fucking, no? smells like a noob

I love armpits.

Make sure you give me a good hand job.
It's really important.
Don't move your hand too fast.
Sometimes you have to stop and tease me,
then start jerking off very slow.
Do you have Vasseline?
Vasseline works great for hand job.
I'm ready.
Who is ggonna be the first?

You.

No. I don't want to sit on my arm for 10 minutes.

Shit!
My right hand is numb and I'm ready.
Damn it.
I'm gonna do it myself.

Rape me.

Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

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こら外人　今すぐやらせろ。

How do you wanna me to rape you?
tell me the detail, so I can have a good imagination to get myself off.

ｍｅ　ｔｏｏ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｍｅ　ｔｏｏ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ，　ａｍ　ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ

tell me where you are honey.
so we can suck each other's cock.

YA GOTTA TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE HONEY!
IN TOKYO? KATSUSHIKAKU?

英語 : The discussion is organized by types of mechanisms and the conditions under which the reaction is executed, rather than by the overall reaction as is the case in most textbooks.
日本語 : rather, most textbooks in, the case, is as, the overall reaction by, than, The discussion, which, under, the reaction, executed is, mechanisms and the conditions of type by, organized is.

What? Orgasm?
Honey, I'm about have an orgasm.
I've been beating my meat for an hour
thinking about a little kid I met in subway.
ah.. ah.. ah.. agh

アッー！

what ? are you haveing an orgasm?

Honey, jerk my dick off and make me cum!
I have a big ass vasseline bottle.
I'll fuck you in the ass.

30y.o GAM ISO GM or TS/TV for fun.
Race not important.

fuck all you, dirty old perverts.
go suck your own dick.

Hey Justin!
I fucked your trailor park trash drunk as hell mother hard.
She is a fuckin whore starving for a dick.
How often does she fuck you?
I know she is your first sexual partner.
Are you jealous?

Hey Harry, Mary, Kelly, Sally, Faggy, Silly
SUCK MY BIG FAT YELLOW DICK!

Fuck you cook sucker!! shout up!! eat shit asshole!!
ここで外人が韓国と日本の歴史について熱戦中。
http://nihon-hanguk.blogspot.com/
スペイン語と英語

Don't forget to tell your partner to massage your balls
during the oral sex.

"Donkey Punch" is when you hit the back of your partner's head during intercourse!

Example:
"Fuckin' bitch, I told you to keep quiet! ORA!" *donkey punch*

no...NO!!
Not inside!

Would you donky punch me while you are fuckin' me in the ass?
I'm a musculine male.
I love to be dominated by a man.

You need to make a 'Dirty Talk in Japanese' thread for the gaijin to learn offensive Japanese words.

Tell me the way you beat your meat.

>>574 I think about how fat you look.
I'm a fat angry asshole fetish!
When I see some fat fuck with an ass shaped face, my dick gets hard.

HEY, IS YOUR FATHER A GAY?
HOW ABOUT YOUR MAMA?
IS SHE A FAT AS HELL TRANSSEXUAL?
DO YOU ENJOY SUCKIN' YOUR MAMA'S DICK?
GOD DAMN QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS!

SHUT THE FUCK UP OR
I'LL TURN YOUR ASSHOLLE INSIDE OUT WITH MY COCK!

you fuckin' fag!

yeah, you sick fuckin' gay homo queer fag cock sucker.

♪Shut your fucking face uncle fukka, you're a boner bitting bastard uncle fukka〜♪ from South Park

HEY GUYS!
PAY ME 30,000YEN!
THEN YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK!
AND SWALLOW MY CUM!

Give me your dirty photo.

My photo? Fuck that!

I'm downloading some hot video.

I'm sexy.

Downloading will never end.

You are sexy!?
How?
Are you fuckin' fat?

I wanna know how sexy you are!!
Are you a hairy transsexual with big balls?
That would turn me the fuck on.

me, i'm not sexy. but i am sexy in bed.

GO FUCK YOURSELF GOD DAMN WHORE!

Shut the fuck up and eat my pussy

you hookers!!!!!!!!!

fucking cunt shit whore mother lactating piece of slut

I'm going to lick your dogs cunt! ^_^

I'm going to shove my smelly nigger dick into your gaping anal hole

That's harsher than death penalty!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!CRAP!!!!!!!!!

whutup my nigga?
How about buying my black pussy?
eat it for 30000YEN
sucky : +10000YEN
fucky : + 20000YEN
or you can get 100000YEN brothel pass, good for 10 pussy eating.

God damn disease having hooker!

I'm a chinese hooker working in japan.
I love japanese men
for having a
bigger cock than any chinese I have fucked.

you hookers!!!!!!!!!

you horny fuck!
I have a big black hairy pussy.
fucky fucky 20 dolla!
yasooy yasooy!

（i）← a PUSSY!

You can look the dot as a ..... lol

what the fuck is your problem ?
Just fuckin' say it!
Clitoris!!! you fuckin' perverted whore!

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【比】フィリピンにコールセンター、欧米が相次ぎ開設　英語が話せ、人件費が安い［12/26］

欧米企業がフィリピンで顧客向け電話窓口業務などのコールセンター事業
を急拡大している。

英語が話せる人材を安い費用で雇えるためで、センターは100カ所に達し
雇用者数も10万人を超えた。

2010年には同国の国内総生産（ＧＤＰ）の5％を占める主要産業に成長するとの
見方もある。

米コンピューター大手のデルは2月、フィリピンで同社初のコールセンターを
設置した。来年には2番目の拠点も開設する。

主な業務は米国の顧客からの問い合わせへの対応。
さらに八拠点を設ける計画だ。


ニュースソース
http://www.nikkei.co.jp/news/kaigai/20061226AT2M2401D26122006.html

Fuck'em Philipino slackers.
Non-room-clening dirty fuckin' fucks.

Suck my nuts you cheap fuckin' whore!

>>602
(i)....　how do you write dick?

Which is more pretty and suits for a word of angel, Yukorin or Emma Watson?
I want to ask you its question exclusive warehouse idiot or Yukorin's stalkers.

fuck you otaku mother fucker!!
Yukorin? who the fuck is that?
your gay mama?

( )*( )←ASS!

( )*( )←611's fat fuckin' stinkin' ass.

I
() () ←dick

Hello

No you dont offend a Otaku

2007

Yaranaika?

>>617 Yaranaika? ...
what do you mean?
Sex for 30000 yen?

　

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gJy-tX4giw&NR

who wanna touch me?

who wanna touch me?

who wanna touch me?

the movie sucks.
She should be naked!

Hey Darph!
Da ya wanna me to touch your ass?
Show me how your ass look like.

I want to touch the sweet, toned buttocks of Hard Gay.

I'll suck your cock!

oooh, you touch my tralalala, mmm my ding ding dong...

Here's some native-speaker english dirty talk for you:

Listen up you filthy cock smuggling whore, I'm going to shove my smelly fuckstick so far up your shithole you'll be gargling my hot, sticky spunk by the time I'm done with you!

Native japanese speakers dirty talk for you baby
When you meet a pretty japanese girl, say this!
anatano-mankoh-wah-koosigh-dess-kah?
Is she say anything back to you, say this
oreh-gah-goshi-goshi-aratteh-yaroo

>>628
if your cock smells, you have very poor hygiene

>>630
Doesn't make sense at all man. Cocks r supposed to smell.

これはあまり知られていない事だが、男のオナニーのオーガズムは0.5秒で終わるが、女のオーガズムは10分以上続く。

0.5秒は速すぎ。

>>632
GO FUCKYOURSELF AND DIE HORRIBLY!

you horny f***
I have a big black hairy pus**
f***y f***y 20 dolla!
yasooy yasooy!

yasooy? do you mean 安い？it sounds like　やすーい
It's supposed to be pronounce やすい.
When are you gonna learn how to speak Japanese?
You non-japanese-speaking stupid f'n whore!
You don't deserve my 20 dollars.
You must pay me 500 dollars to suck my juicy fat Italian cock.

you guys are just motherfucking disturbing.

YOU COCK SUCKER, KISS MY WHITE ASS
( )*( )←HERE IS MY ASS!

holy fucking shit o_O

this thread is hard core!

外人からメール来た

Since i am a gaijin for you i don't know if it right to ask
but do you know any place to go and
have i "romantic" night with a japanese girl?
If i offend you let me know.

これってどういう意味ですか？

私はあなたにとって外人ですから、聞いてもいいかどうかよく分かりませんけど、日本人の女と遊べる場所は知っていますか？

怒らしたら教えてください。

先のは、>>640へのレス

>>641
Thank you!

つまりエロ系？

>>643

そうらしいですね．．．

No problem ^^

>>644
ありがとう。

ちなみにこの方は東京に行くらしいのだけど、
いい場所知ってます？
私はほとんど知らないので困ってます。

>>645

僕は東京に行ったことがないんですから知りません。
ごめんなさい＾＿＾’’

>>646

私も地方なのでよくわかりません。
どうしよう...

>>647

"There are plenty in Tokyo. You can find them yourself very easily."

とか言えばいいと思います。

>>648

おー！！ありがとうございます。
エロ過ぎず冷た過ぎず
よい返事です。早速これで返事します

もっと明確にこたえよう
There are plenty of cat houses in Tokyo,
Go f'n some prostitute, catch HIV, and die very slow.

>>650

やっぱりそっちの方がいいですねｗｗ

MOTHER FUCKERS! KEEP IT REAL!

Oh boy!! Prostitute... that's what I fuckin' need.
No domestic shit. I need some imported hoe.
Tell me where they are!
I need one with tanned skin, long curly hair and a pair of big tits.
How much do they charge for sex?
How much for a blow job?
I WANNA FUCK NOW!!
PLEASE GIVE ME THE INFORMATION!!

oh-I wanna masterbate, oo, I've found a pretty hole. Excuse me, I wanna put my sperm into your pussychan, all right？

>>654 YOU STUPID ASS PIECE OF SHIT!!
STICK YOUR INDEX FINGER IN YOUR ASS
PULL IT OUT THEN SMELL IT!!
DOES THE SMELL TURN YOU THE FUCK ON??

Does anybody know where I can find TORUKO-BURO the Turkish bath in Tokyo?
It's actually a whore house.
I went to there almost 30 years ago near Osaka,
but now, I don' see any sign says トルコ.
Did police bust all of them out?
I wanna fuck some fine Jappanese lady.

>>655fuck off, fucking dickhead. u have no sense of humour.

how do you say 潮をふいた in English? someone teach me please

She ejaculated.

thanks alot

I wanna fuck a beautiful Brazilian hoe in Tokyo!
Tell me where I can find them...
Actually if you give me the exact answer, they will be in trouble,
so just give me a hint!!

【社会】 “「リラックス、リラックス」とささやきつつ席を倒す” 新幹線で女子大生に痴漢、アメリカ人逮捕
http://news22.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1179755609/

>>661
Try hard.

>>663
My dick is hard.

Keep it hard. You might get lucky.

Is your clitoris hard now?

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>>667 Too late! You asswipe!

http://camgirlslive.com/go/page/whos_online_page.html

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　　 /　u　Ｊ　━　 ━ ｜ 　　白人ペニスォ〜〜〜　　最高〜
　　｜　Ｊ　Ｊ　 (･)　(･)｜ ﾊｱ 　　ﾊｱ 　愛用〜　　　ﾊｱ
（　）(6　　　Ｊ　Ｊ　つＪ ） よぉーーー
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You are dirty alright.

>>657
Ｘ u
○ you

>>654
Ｘ masterbate
○ masturbate

>>1の自画像

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　　 /　u　Ｊ　━　 ━ ｜ 　　白人ペニスォ〜〜〜　　最高〜
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>>673 YOU WHITE ASS KISSING SICK FUCKIN' PERVERT!!

This thread is crazy.

NOT THIS THREAD!! IT'S YOU!
CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER!!
GO SUCKIN' YOUR OWN DICK!
GOD DAMN COCK SUCKER!

>>1の自画像

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ﾊｱ　/　Ｊ　uＪ　Ｊ u ＼ （　）　もうどうでもいい　　ｵﾚをｷﾃｨｶﾞｲと呼んでくれ〜
　　 /　u　Ｊ　━　 ━ ｜ 　　白人ペニスォ〜〜〜　　最高〜
　　｜　Ｊ　Ｊ　 (･)　(･)｜ ﾊｱ 　　ﾊｱ 　愛用〜　　　ﾊｱ
（　）(6　　　Ｊ　Ｊ　つＪ ） よぉーーー
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　　ﾊｱ＼　Ｊ　 ┃□┃| 　　＜外人最高だ〜　外人の写真でｲ、ｲｸｯ、ﾊｧﾊｧ 、抱いて！！！！
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All of your stupid jap asses should have killed by the nuclear bomb we dropped.
Fuck Japan and fuck all slanted eye, short dick, raw fish eating, Chinese
invading cruel ass fuckin' japs.
Kiss my big fat white ass!!

>>1の自画像

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　　 /　u　Ｊ　━　 ━ ｜ 　　白人ペニスォ〜〜〜　　最高〜
　　｜　Ｊ　Ｊ　 (･)　(･)｜ ﾊｱ 　　ﾊｱ 　愛用〜　　　ﾊｱ
（　）(6　　　Ｊ　Ｊ　つＪ ） よぉーーー
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OMG...this thead is unbelievable...

Yea, This thread is unbelievable. I guess it's better to find it all here than spread out all over the forum!

How do I fuck my own ass?
It's my long-held dream to impregnate myself.
I want to have a cute baby.

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Oh my mother fuckin' god..
Wanna get your fag ass pregnant?
Shove up a baby in your dirty ass.

Let's discuss about your masturbating habits.

I masturbate watching my anus with a mirror.

My pokochin is hurt.

I'm lonely.

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ﾊｱ　/　Ｊ　uＪ　Ｊ u ＼ （　）　SUCK MY COCK WITH YOUR FAT LIPS
　　 /　u　Ｊ　━　 ━ ｜ 　　
　　｜　Ｊ　Ｊ　 (･)　(･)｜ MAKE ME EJACULATE IN YOUR MOUTH
（　）(6　　　Ｊ　Ｊ　つＪ ） よぉーーー SWALLOW MY SPERM
　（　　|　Ｊ　　u┏━┓| 　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　ﾊｱ＼　Ｊ　 ┃□┃| 　　＜ニガー最高だ〜　ニガーの写真でｲ、ｲｸｯ、ﾊｧﾊｧ 、抱いて！！！！
|＼／￣￣￣|＿■■■／⌒＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＼.|　特集　 　|　　　　　　　　　.＼　　　　　　　　　　　 ／￣￣ヽ
　 ＼白人の|　　　　　　　／⌒⌒ヽ　　ﾊｱ　　　　　 ／　　　　　 ＼
　　　＼全て.|・　　｜ ＼ （　　 人　 ）　　　　　　／　　　　　　　　ヽ
　　　　 ＼＿|　／　　　　 ゝ　　　　ヽ ＼　　　／　　　　　　　　　　|
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ふぁッく　ゆー

fuckin' you

FUCK YOU!

Fuck you nigger!
Suck my big Italian cock!

hoes.

Keep this alive and crazy!!!

GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO
GUNS DON'T KILL BUT NIGGERS DO

you white nigger

Niggers like watermellon, chicken, and white women. If you ever encounter a nigger, distract them with one of these three things and run away.

>>698
ya gotta add "FAT" before the "white women".

lol since when does /b/ troll 2ch?

【英語】ゲイが学ぶ外国語【言葉と文化】
http://love6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gaysaloon/1179744062/

DIE NASTY FAT NIGGERS DIE NASTY FAT NIGGERS DIE NASTY FAT NIGGERS
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Yes! Fuck that fat fuckin' nigger!
Garlic breath having, watermelon eating, fat white ass whore fuckin' ,
chitlin eating, hip hop listening, fat ass having nigger bastard!!

SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
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SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA

Oh, I love Beyonce so much.
Look at her strong thighs and her massive woman ass.
That juicy piece of meat is MINE!!! MINE ONLY!!!
I'll be happily sent back to Africa with her, anytime.

KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS
KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS
KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS
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KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS KILL THEM FAT ASS NIGGER LOVERS

OH MY FUCKIN' GOD!!

No vulgar language!!

such as

fuck
hell
shit
damn
fuckin'
ass
pussy
cock
balls
jerk off
scum
dick
anal

Don't make me give you a lectum, oops lecture.

I've never seen such a fuckin' cool chick,C'mon gonna clit you up,baby!

fuck you nigger bastard

Hell yeah! Fuck that nigger!

Nigger sucks!

FUCKIN' NIGGERS ARE NO GOOD.
SEND THEM BACK TO FUCKIN' AFRICA

Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!
Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!
Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!
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Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!
Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!
Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard! Go back to Africa, fuckin' nigger bastard!

You must be fuckin' Ausie businessman w/ big asshole,yeah?

>>714
We're all wiggers/chiggers at heart. You must learn to accept this and let go of your anger. Remember anger leads to hatred and hatred to the dark side.

I hate nigger
Watermelon eating garlic breath having nasty mother fucker

Shit yeah!
Hate them colored mother fuckers.
Nigger, chink, gook, jap, spick, chong, jew, .... fuckin' kill them all!
German Neo Nazi rules!

Fuck you white nigger.
Neo nazi sucks.
Go fuck your mother and your sister, you fuckin' asshole.

Hey, are you a Klansman or something?

I'll lick mine, if you lick your's.

How does it taste?
You sick mother fucker!

yeah, you fuckin' pervert!
how deep can you suck your cock?
down to the root?
tell me how to bend your back that much,
I wanna do it myself too.

fuck the self blowjob
god damn gay pervert

SICK!
Don't suck your own dick!
Suck mine instead.

God damn gay niggers.
Go fuck yourselves

you fuckin sanababitch!

Hey! Galvez
You today stamen!!

HEY FUCKIN' NIGGER!
SUCK MY COCK!

Why don't you suck his cock?
Suck it and swallow his cum you sanababitch

Because my own cock is far more masculine and sexy than his wimpish dick.
I'm sure you would definitely choose mine too.

U gay bastard

You cock sucking gay scum bag!
I'll fuck you up

This thread is nothing but meaningless but...
suck your fucking cock and do the skinny-dip.
Then, fucking crab will get your balls.
The Happy Endick.

STOP!!
No more bad word!
This thread is bad for all of us.
take viagra then go fuck your mother and your sister, you fuckin asshole.

ive never realise that you have such a sexy bum:) yum.

sexy time yes!

>>737
Sexy time with 70 years old biitch huh!?
You'd better tell her to take off her denture before she suck your dick.

denture

i...meant...borat

i want to fuck your ass

Homosexuality is immoral.
Touching yourself is as sinful as well.
You people here on this appalling thread have some serious rethinking to do with yourselves.
I'm afraid it's going to be a long and painful journey for you people to purify your souls once again.
But if you truly trust the God Almighty and follow his guidance in the Holy Bible correctly, he will surely come to save you.
Don't worry. I'll be praying along with you too. It's never too late to be embraced by the warmth of the love of God.

GOD SUCKS
RELIGION SUCKS
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

>>742
I think you are queer

Q: How do you circumcise a christian priest?
A: Kick the altar-boy in the jaw.

Fuckin' gay fag homo queer cocksucker okama dick-in-the-ass!

My Jewish boyfriend always laughes and makes fun of my
penis, before he begins with the licking and sucking of it.
But I'm pretty sure he actually loves my extra skin down there.
He's always playing with it. He can't get enough of it.
We're madly in LOVE.

So fuckin' What?
You fuckin' gay fag homo queer cocksucker okama dick-in-the-ass!

>>748
Don't be so obviously jealous, my dear.
You wanna play with my cock skin too?
Come and get it.

Did you hear about the jew fag who told his husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked him twice and threw him down the stairs.

You fuckin' gay fag homo queer cocksucker okama dick-in-the-ass!

>>714

WHY YES SIR I DO DECLARE I'LL TAKE MY BLACK ASS TO AFRIKKKA RIGHT AWAY SHOOP SHOOP

lolprejudice and assumptions

Not all of us want your white wimminz and some of us actually hold (gasp) jobs

Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and
have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely
trickles out."

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a
shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30
I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake
up till eleven."

A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says,
"I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger."
"Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the
spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't
want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean
anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the
bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the
spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes
back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing
glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."

21. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no ... Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

SUCK MY FAT JUICY COCK

have you ever plaied brow job?

>>757
Suck my cock, bitch!

oh year, I'm game.

>>859
I don't understand your language.
Please use English, asshole.

hey please use RIGHT numbers

Use your brain for something better.

I use my cock for something great.

i studied that "I'm game" equal "all right".
that's why I used it.

someone can have taste my vagina.

>>764
Whatever!
Use English, fuckin' nerd.

>>766
I see you trollin'. Yeah, yeah that's right. I see you trollin', bitch.

And it's making me HORNY.

>>767
Suck my cock, bitch

>>768
Not subtle enough, troll. TRY HARDER, TRY HARDER GOD DAMN YOU.

>>769
Fuck you, Hiroshima mother fucker.
Don't make me mad, 'cause you don't wanna get your chinky ass kicked again.
God damn you!

>>770 what you going to him, go to japan and fuck him up, you loser shut up

Is there the person who can really speak English?

i speak english why

sorry to my terrible english
learning english is very difucult to me.
so many words are.
it's too hard to recornize.
although,eve if it takes hard way,i would be get this language.

@ 772

yes, I do.
why do you ask?

>>775
Fuck yourself, bitch

>>772
Yes I can speak English.
What do you want?
My asshole?

Is you has tight asshole?

>>778
Your glammar is bad.
Spiek english bushomun.
Nihon gin shinnay bakka eroo!!!!!!!!!

>>779
Nihon...gin?
Is that better than regular gin?
And what's glammar? Did you mean glamor?

>>774

Okay, you know, my Japanese isn't very good, but when I'm typing in Japanese I at least make an effort to make sure everything is at least spelled correctly. I really hope you typed that blindfolded or something, cuz god damn.

Do you know DONDAKE~?

NOVA NOVA NOVA,
Ekimae-ryugakku
That was a SUPER NOVA
I NEED A JOB.
Let me blow you.

I want to have my penis sucked by you.
I will pay 1000 yen to you.

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Go to hell!
Nasty child molester!

Please eat my 75 years old pussy.

>>787 Fuck off!

Fuck you japs. You bastards deserved the atom bomb and I hope that it happens again. Japanese women are whores that beg for sex from all foreigners except for Black men. I declare race war on the japs.

>>789 Fuck your grand mother's ass.

>>789 Suck my clitolis.

>>791 My pleasure.

Fuck you, ugly whore!

Am I doin it rite?

Holy shit im posting on 2chan

4chan is so much better then this shit, Amerifags stole 2chan and made it 4chan which is twice as good. Fucking japs have tiny penor so that = Instant phail... Kamikaze!!!

"Janiez fans are yakuza's lovers, and lack fingers" by onanie_show2000
Mayu Kikkawa was a second grader of Janiez high school and worked
part-time at a date club. In the system, the date club takes money
out of a visitor first, and then hands money to a girl after she
finishes a date properly. As for Mayu, hair dyed brown, face black
and full-fledgedly complaining. Even in a date, she only talks about
Janiez, and is the typical foolish woman who returns in anger if she
does not like what the visitor says. Mayu was angry that she got only
wait charges while working part-time at the date and stole the money
of the shop. Because it was the date club yakuza ran, she was caught
immediately, and taken back to the shop.
"You, bitch!"The manager made a slap with all his might.
"Rape this foolish girl!"The salesclerks pushed away around and tripped off clothes one by
one. Mayu who had only her bra and panties became close to tears, but she couldn't be forgiven by such a thing.
Hiroki Uchi, a salesclerk unhooked the bra and tore it off.
"Mayu."He embraced her from behind.
"What the hell are you doing, Hiroki?"
The other yakuzas pushed him aside, brought her down with a foot.
Mayu tapped her back of the head on the floor and came into
light-headedness."Hahaha."
The men took down her panties, laughting. Mayu' pussy was exposed to
their eyes."Deccan grass. Messy cunt.""It smells, too."
"Don't complain. Rape her quickly," the manager was irritated. The
men exposed their cocks. Mayu was overwhelmed on the top of her body.
They raped fer in turns. They cummed once in her pussy, then she was
made to turn back. The men raped her pussy or anus by preference, and her mouth was used for the recovery of their dick. Mayu was thrown
out, far-gone phisically and mentally..

"Janiez fans are yakuzas' lovers and lack fingers" by onanie_show2000
part2
But she couldn't appeal to the police because she stole money and,
if she did, she would be expelled from school. Mayu driven to
desperation learned mah-jong and tried to cheat a yakuza out of
money. Because she was inhererantly cunning, she played foul. It is
the childish genroku heaping up that she learned from a movie
"Wait, girl!"Mayu's pieces were opened. Because similar tiles were every two pieces, her fraud easily came out. She was taken to the office of the
gang and a cold-blooded leader said,"Cut her finger."
A follower intervened, "But we had better make her work in a soap?"
"No. She is of no use."The leader was quite right in judging women. Actually, she had been
of no use in the date club and stolen money."Hurry up!"
"Yes, sir."Mayu's left hand was gripped and picked up on a cutting board. She
burst into tears."Stop! I will work for a soap!"
As if he were enjoying her scream, the yakuza put a knife over her
little finger."Pop." A yakuza hit the knife with a wooden hammer. Her little finger was
easily cut off. Blood flowed out and she peed in her pants.
"Serve you right. Such kind of stupid girls are increasing."
They jeered.

Search "onanie_show2000" to read dirty talk in English!

hey dude c'mon
why are you staring at me?
you wanna do with me?
what do you like in position?
you like back position?
you wanna try me?
i want your penis.
but i'm sorry you can't get my tities
why not?
you can try my ass instead tities cause i'm gay
hey let's do it now!
special time is coming
do you feel good?

http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/onanie_show2000/folder/1684699.html

>>800 Fxxx you fag!
Fxxx your mother
Fxxx your daughter
Fxxx your your sister
Fxxx your cult
Fxxx your country

Shigeaki Katoh of Janiez Entertainemnt Office went to a real estate
agent to find a room. Real estate agents usually lend a key of the
room for the future tenant to look at the room by himself. Mostly,
he can look at the room for 24 hours.When Kato went to a cheap apartment,
he noticed that a young woman who passed watched his face and was excited.
Because her room was next, Kato decided to play with her. Kato went
to her room for greetings.
"Hello.I am Kato. I just moved next to your room.""Oh! Hello.My name is 000."
Kato came back to his room. The woman came to the room in a few minutes.
"Hello again. I cooked this dish. Please take it if you like."
"Thank you." Kato received the lunch box and kissed her suddenly. As
he expected, she did not resist at all. When Kato put his tongue into
her mouth, she let her tongue into his, too. Kato hugged the woman while
kissing and touched her butt by hand. She seemed totally nonresistant, was
stripped off all the clothes, and was laid on a tatami mat, and her
naked crotch was seen by Kato from below. The woman covered her face
with both hands, but her pussy was drippingly juicy.
When Kato took off his pants and underwear, he thrushed her with his
dick. The woman seemed to feel pain and endured it desperately, but
Kato pushed without a pardon. And he ejaculated inside her. He was
satisfied to pour a large quantity of sperm in the woman.
"I love you." "I'm glad, Mr. Kato.""But this room is dirty, so please
go back to your room and sleep.""Yes."
When she comes back to her room, and he feels she fell fast asleep,
Kato leaves the room and goes to the real estate agent after spending
a night in a net coffee shop, and returns the key. Then he borrows the
key of another apartment. Kato has raped more than 100 women by this
trick.

>>803
That's not dirty at all.
Did he shit on her face while he's swallowing his own daughter's
piss & wank at the same time? Then raped by 80 year old man with a
spiked dildo?

SUCK MY COCK YOU GAY FAG HOMO.

>>805
my pleasure honey!
tell me where I can meet you at.

Read this joke of the day:Talking Italian

MATT,CAN I TALK TO U?
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE U.
…DO YOU LIKE MEN OR NOT?

I like men

(*) this is my ass! and very cute!!!
suck the my ass! now!

>>809 >>810
Fuck you homo.
Go to hell.

I will rape your ugly bitch for five thouzand dollar.
You can watch while I'm doing her and jerk off.
Where is she?

Hi sexy! Do you like a blow job? If you like it and then I give you my special blow job right now!!

SACK MY COCK BITCCHI!

Come on babe!!

I will suck your dick for free. But only western penises. no asian please.

Ha ha ha me too.

Please talk to me.I need cum!

cum in my mauf please

You ugly pig faggot.
Go back to your kitchen
to have more chocolate pie.

↑
I found a sadist

↑
faggot

MILF

I will teabag your mother while I finger fuck your sister.

↑
faggot

Your father, gay black.
Your mother, gay jewish.
You, faggot nigger bastard.

Lick your own choco-taste houkei cock!
You dirty old ugly fat stink pervert!

Gonna love your asshole all night long,baby!!!

MILTF

A man is driving down the road and he sees a nigger family carrying furniture
and dishes into an outhouse. He just shakes his head and keeps driving.
The next day he sees them attaching a satellite dish to the roof of the outhouse.
He just shakes his head and keeps driving. The next day he drives by and sees
two satellite dishes on the roof, and he stops to see what the hell is going on.
He says to the nigger, "OK, first I see you carrying furniture into the outhouse and
figure you were moving in. Then I see you putting a dish on the roof, and I figure if
you are living in a shithouse you might as well watch T.V. But now I see two dishes on
the roof. It is such a small outhouse, why do you need two satellite dishes?" The nigger
replied, "Oh, we rented the basement out to Mexicans."

>>829 F U

>>831 AU

>>832 R U STUPID?

I don't like stupid guy

WORK!! WORK!!
YOU'D BETTER WORK!!

.......WTF ? FUCK MY BOSS!
FUCK THIS COMPANY.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
DON'T COME TO 2CHANNEL.
GET A LIFE NIGGA!
I'M GONA GIVE YOU A JOB.
IT'S A BLOW JOB. I WILL PAY 100 YEN, BITCH!

My desire for sex is rated over the limit.
I will go sex tonight with someone I know.
I don't love that perso at all but I don't care.

LICK MY CUNT! FUCK ME HARD! I DON'T WANT SWEET BULLSHITTER NO MORE!
ALL I NEED IS COCK THE REAL COCK! THE HARD ONE!!!!

When you say goodby in Japan


To male: Mata ome ni kakare masuka?


To female: Mata ome ni saware masuka?

>>838 Die about 3 times, stupid guy.
You trash.
　　　　Lick my penis　　

I would like to have some sex right now. My mind is filled with images of naked women,
they are calling me to join. But I must resist from masturbation, because I think that
my wife will also would like some sex, so I have to wait till evening. But that's quite
a feat. 2ch, what would you recommend, wank off now, or wait till evening?

i wanna fuck with hunk like murofushi
and i love muscle, hairy body, huge dick, and sweaty smell

hey guys, show me your ass

I wanna suck your clit,baby!!!

>>1-842 Suck my dick!

i enjoy lots of eye candy on the street every day

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>>845 You are perverted * !

({})
*

Got an asshole all right, but the position is wrong.

>>847 You asshole!

i wanna be your BACKDOOR MAN

>>849
You small cock gay nigger!

now i 征服するed this thread!!!!!!!
hahahaha!!! u feel くやしい?
fuck you!!!!!
good night!!!

Do you want to fuck me?
You gay faggot!

Japanease is the easiest language in the world .
The languages of any kind of other countries have syllables more than 400 .
However , the Japanease is 50 syllables basically .
This means that Japanease pronunciation is easy most in the world .
in addition , it seems to be difficult to learn , because there are hiragana , katakana , kanji in Japanease .
But it is not necessary to use the kanji forcibly .
If you know even hiragana , You can read and write Japanease .
In fact Japanease female high school students can read and write only by hiragana .
This is the reason why Japanease is the world's easiest !

>>853
You cunt shut the fuck up.
Read >1 and watch the original "2 girls 1 cup" video.
I hate you. Move to China asshole. Die

where I can watch 2 girls 1 cup video? I tried site but it say that I need to register and pay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos1v5A2p94
I hope it helps

Die 本玉儿 the future sex offender.

Gordon Kimball is my God!!!

Fuck Gordon Kimball in the ass!
Go fuck yourselves gay asshole lickers.
Don't make me mad you garlic eating fat stinkin niggers,

He is the living golden ball. ω

You like it fast. I like it hard.

>>856 You mother fucker!!!!
Fuck that video!
You sick piece of shit!

なりすましのり君は、可愛い
ぶっちゅってしちゃおうかなぁ・・・
Disgizing Nori who was captured by terrorists in Iraq is cute
might I close his lips with mine?

松山ケンイチ君の唇にそそられる両生類、あ、違った、両性愛者の数吉です。
This is Kazuyoshi who is a ryo-sei-ru, a, no, bisexual
and who is made hony with Kennichi Matsuyama's lips

なりすましのり君を拉致しません
犯罪はしません
合意の上なら、拉致プレーをします。
I won't kidnap Nori-pretending
I won't commit crimes
I would play kidnapping if upon consensus

please someone, kill >>863

lick me lick me

I wanna lick your ear, boy!

NIGGERS.

Horny fat stupid stinking niggers!!

>>868
Shut up and jerk off your rotten banana, nigger.

>>869 Fuck your grandmother in the ass, nigger.

>>870
Don't call me like that, asshole.
Fuck your daughter, nigger.

>>871
Chill the fuck out, nigger.
I've been fucking my daughter since she was 12.
I'm 35 years and I still love teenager pussy, because I'm the man!

>>872
You are an aweful liar, cunt!

>>873
Eat my 75 years old pussy, you nigger.

Hi, grandma!

You stupid ass!

Told you to eat my pussy, you asshole!

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I'm jerking it.

Lick my weld......ummmmmmmmmh

Dirty talk me to sleep.

You betch!

>>877
Shut the fuck up and go to my website now, you faggot nigger!!
http://www.grannyassfucking.com/tour/?nats=MTAwMzE0Ojg6MTA,0,0,0,0

that's not fucking yours

That's my god damn website, you homo!

外人氏ね

>>885
Fuck off jap

>>886
在日5年以上の癖に日本語で書けないの？
(So you have lived in Japan for more than five years, and you still can't write it in Japanese !?)

ばっかでねーの？
(Are you fuckin' stupid?)

>>887
You are as innocent as a lamb! He is Japanese!


>>888
get out motherfuckerX(
Don't use a cellphone:D！haha

X-(
fnck my asshole!yeah!good!and,suck my dick!oh,gun-out!take it out,take it out!

>>889
Shut up chink and go blindfold yourself
with some dental floss or string.

cum cum everybody how do you do and how are you

please me how to speak english

whisper something sexy in my ear, please?

>>894son of a bitch

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hahahaha

):-⊂i really want 2 kill myself
they jst want 2 keep m writhing oe this rurting blade:(haha　2 keep m here in ths place

>>898
You are a good girl!

>>899ar u serious?haha

smthing gone wrong with m
i knw tht
ths palce has made m SICK:(somehow

>>900
This place has made you sick? Why??

>>901
"ths place" standz 4 the situation i has been in

mom always said 2 me , "up yours,soon" "u really bastard!" "i wish i hadn't beared U":Dhaha shez BITCH

>>902
whenever she drunks , or breaks up with her dear , she cussz m out X(

yr cock smells like dried squid.

I wanna shit on your face.

Amidoinitrite?

I make it a rule to fuck myself six times a day.

>>902
I'm neet but I really really worry about you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLi0yBmPe0k

>>907thx,Mate X(
u NEET ??
im a college student :)
where do u live ?? i live in Sendai.

>>908
Hahaha.. I'm a 21year-old neet.
I live in okayama

>>909
it's so far from m XT
hav u been studying ENGLISH ??

Sendai sucks!!

No. Okayama sucks!!!

>>910
I'm not studying English anymore!
I just watch youtube videos. lol

>>911
shut the fuck up!
>>912
i see. do u knw "jackass" animation ??

suck my dxxk

What kind of disk should I suck?
Floppy? Compact? Mini?

>>915
plz fuck my ass

>>913
animation? I don't know.

i want a great cock in my pussy...
hurry up

i wanna get a dildo...but im scary///
cuz im still virgun///

>>919
virgin??I guess u r a liar!
back off automatic

Transform your gender,baby!!

i AM virgin...but im sooo numphomaniac...
i guess if i got a boifriend, id ask for his dick ALTHETIME.lol

>>922
do u mean… u hav never fuck yourself??

>>923
no... i mean i do sometimes, but it was jus petting my boobie and whatever...

>>924
got it. or , hav u ever been fucked ass?? i hav many times:haha
may be…I'll get piles at no distant date lol

>>925
aw i did...it was just like crazy...lol i did like it///
i need to be fucked..lol

>>926
u inherent bitch! lo|

>>917
sorry XT
jackass "movie"
u know :D??

>>927
aww i know...thou ive never experienced sex, my body gets crazy!lol
i dont really know why ym guyfriends havent raped me yet...:l
those who i wanna be raped dont, but other weird guys came to me saying
"hey date with me"
im like, HELL NO!lol

I met your friend and heard about you yesterday.
I didn't grasp amply your schedule.At first,were you planning to return from Tokyo immediately??

I'm unskilled in English ; I don't know lots of things.I can't understand English,nor can I speak.I guess sometimes you can't very get through to me.

But I wanna tell yot of my heart.
Come back from here...I'll be waiting.

God damn nasty. yay

俺の彼女がアナル舐めしてくれない。
そのくせ自分はマンぐり返して俺に何十分も舐めさせて喜んでるし。
白人女はアナル舐めもできないのか？
そこで、頭にきた俺は言ってやりましたよ。

If you don’t suck my anus, so doesn’t I!

Next time I will try to Bukkake after made her suck my anus.
I am not a man who is her slave.

>>932
Sucking ur ass is difficulty for ur dear than what you do to her Ha!I knw why she hesitates it..cuz it's filthyyyyyyyyyy lol

Fuckin' Chinese
Get the fuck out faraway

FREE TIBET!!
Chinks can go to hell!!

>>936
im chineze...
Hmm..well, i know ur fear that we may invade ur country. but, u jst get it wrong. ur a man trainted with prejudice.

Suck my Dick, huh?

YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL TO HAVE AN ORGASM FUCKIN' PUSSY, YOU KOREAN FAGGOT!

fuck me until you gag

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

First, I'm going to kiss your lips, nice and slow.
Then I'm going to shift a little bit and kiss your neck, licking and sucking till you moan.
I'll trail my tongue up to your earlobe and bite gently, then move down your chest, using my fingers to brush your nipples.
Running my nails over your skin with one hand, I'll undo your pants and begin to stroke and caress you.

Suck my big clit fuckin bitches

http://images.heaven666.org/images/huge-clit.jpg

>>944
almost penis

So what? Suck my big clit!!

Wow what a horrible thread. Why do most of you present yourself like mentally disabled children?
It's not at all attractive you know.

SUCK MY NUTS

fuck you bitch!

I neet you
S Vt O

>>950
I neet you??? = I need you???
S Vt O??? = Speak Vietnamese Only??

oh yes please fuck me ?
please have sex with me and merry me!
oh yes please let me suck your penis i want you ahhhh....that feels so good

Summer time, Perverts' Paradise in Japan
1.
Inoue Harumi of 16 years old slept soundly. She was a second grader
of a girl's high school who lived in Kumamoto. In the morning of June 1
for 20** years.
"Get up!Harumi."
Harumi's mother shouted. Harumi rubbed against eyes in the way that
she was sleepy.
"You will be late for school."
"I slept only 5 hours."she said.
"It is a summer time. Hurry up!"
Her house was located in a romote county town 15 minutes on foot to
North Kumamoto Station.
She goes to school by a train from North Kumamoto to Kumamoto Station.
She slept until the clock ran out and left the house without having
breakfast.
The road is a main street in the forest which cars sometimes go
along. The sun didn't rise yet appear and dusky. Sidewalks do not
exist in such a remote land. Harumi trudged while suppressing a yawn.
When she put up eyes incidentally, a pervert stared at Harumi's face,
pretending to urinate and exposing an erect penis. Because she met
flashers many times so far, Harumi felt somewhat unpleasant, but
passed him without minding that much.

The rest of the story

http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/onanie_show2000/40975549.html

↑
Please read, stroking and masturbating.
Comments will be welcome!

Go to hell !
You fuckin' pervert!

PRIVATE RUSSIA SCHOOL in Yotsuya, Tokyo.
It is s girl's high school established with a novel policy,
traininig stutents as flashers and keeping them in school.
It was summer, and the class of the physical education was replaced by swimming.

The rest of the story
http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/onanie_show2000/folder/1684699.html

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm166929

HELLO!

I am neat.

I am white nigger.

Show some ass!!!

Give me some cum shots.

I would like to have some sex right now. My mind is filled with
images of naked 12 years old girl.

Sounds like you never will.
Im the pedophile police!
Not a police who is a pedophile as well just in case...

If I had a big cock,I could fuck you.

(　＾ω＾)

Suck my big Russian cock!

【首都圏】希少価値だよ白人風俗！Part11
http://qiufen.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/club/1190038319/

holy shit japan, you so crazy

Let's discuss about the wonderful world of onanism!!!!

I had discovered this quite recently
that it's rather nice to masturbate with a condom on!!!
Try it if you haven't done it before!!!

How do you like your masturbation?
Tell me your method of onanism!!!

The next play room is this!!!

Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談) Part 2
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1223402528/

everyone wake the fuck up!

Is anyone gay?