English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９

Please say what's on your mind in English.

To my surprise I've been successful.

of what?

poop

Yeah i'll tell you whats on my mind. Im motherfuckin miserable
and I don't know how to stop being miserable. That's whats on
my mind. Im sick of feeling this way, Im sick of waking up and
thinking "Damnit, another day of this shit!" That's what's on my
mind. Im 25 fucking years old but I don't feel like an adult.
I feel like a worthless piece of shit. That's what's on my mind.

FUCK!

i am listening to the Magnetic Fields

Ando Miki looks like Yokiwa Takako.

I wish I was a kakutogi player, like k-1 or PRIDE

Wanna be a macho man?

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９
1 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2005/05/24(火) 19:53:29
please say anything here but only in english

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116932009/l50

>>7
Shd does.

>>9
not really. It just seems like a better job than working in an
office

Wanna get punched and knocked down?

>>13
sometimes yes I do.

Are you a masohist?
I don't like being kicked and punched.
It will be hurting me.

No Im not a masochist.

Just sometimes I feel like I need to be punched and I need to
punch back to remind me that I am alive. Of course it hurts
and I don't enjoy hurting other people, but sometimes it almost
feels like therapy to be in a match

If Ando Miki showed up in front of you and she kicked you with
the sole of her skating shoe, what would you do next?
Guess the blade of her shoe is always really very well sharpened.
Imagine it.

I would probably die. ice skate are sharp so I might be cut
bad and have lots of blood come out. If I did not die I would
yell at her like "What the fuck, why did you kick me? We are
in a match! What did I do to you?!" Why should she kick me?

Because of you!
You were going out with her before she got famous as an
ice skater. You two broke up. You didn't like her to be popular.
You were very jelous of her. You wanted all of her.
But as she was getting favor, you thought she didn't deserve you.
So you made up your mind to break up, though she didn't want it.
She couldn't give you up. And she turned up before you.

>>19
that is a very creative story you made. If I was a similar age to Miki Ando
I would date her. But I would let her be famous without complaining
because it is her talent. She would not need to kick me.

Of course, I cooked up the story. I said imagine it, right?
You asked me what the situation is like, so I made it up.
She kicked you because she loved you so much that she couldn't
help it. That's the way women's minds move.

now i am listening to the misfits

What's the misfits?

>>23
The Misfits are a band. They were formed in New York in 1979.
They have changed since then but are still doing band activities.
Their history is long

I've never heard about the band.
Were they famous in Japan as well?

>>25
maybe they were famous in the 1980's. They are a punk band
so they are famous among fans of punk music even now.

About punk music, Green days are famous. Even I did listened to
them before. In retrospect, 80's music sounds a little bit too much
pluged, well, makes me feel humiliated.. I don't know why, though.

The Misfits verily do kick ass, my dear old chaps!

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English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９
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I'm so fucking tired! Work has been very busy for me.
Everyday I get up at 5am and the start at 6am,
but I never get home until 4pm...
I am supposed to be finish around 2am.
I guess I am like living the Japanese workers life. haha.
I have 7 people to supervise then have many duties.
My boss just keep giving work and never stops.
I would like to beat him up but he is half my size. hee hee .
Truthly he is...

A guy I know hasn't had even one day off in 44 days. He works from 9pm-7am every single day.
He's either working, or sleeping at his apartment. He's 31 and doesn't have a girlfriend.
He hasn't gone out anywhere in a sooo long time. All he does in his free time is to watch dramas
that he had taped on video.
Good luck to you. Don't push yourself to limits.
When your body is really really tired, it really affects your mentality, your mood.
Seriously!
If you find yourself being cranky all the time, that is a signal that you've really
gotta take a rest here. Nothing is more important than your own self. : )

NEET is the most serious problem in Japan. They are unwilling to work and even find a job.
They like styaing at home while enjoying website such as 2ch.
I think NEET should immigrant to other countries such as North koria

I think that's actually none of your business. That's their business.
It's them who will suffer later, when they got older. There's posibility that they might not at all suffer too though.

If all of NEETs in Japan created a political party, The Party of NEET, they could probably get a single seat in both parliament in elections. I think.

>>34
No, I don't think so. They can't vote because they can't go out.

But.. who's gonna vote for neets? neets need our votes to win elections and go to the parliament.
By the way I dislike our prime minister.
He can barely answer to reporters' questions.
He gets away with not answering clearly all the time! it's annoying.

>>35
you just made me laugh haha

If I were a leader of NEET-party, I want Yukorin to be my first-lady

>>36
Good point. If a NEET were elected and became a senetor, he would be
no longer a NEET by definition.

Keep on dreaming. you're free to dream whatever you want..
I am bored with Yukorin neta though.

Anyway, If all NEETs united, they are strong influence on politics

>>41
In order to unite all NEETs, somebody would have to take leadership.
Do you really think a NEET can do that?
Even if he could, he would have to be paid by the organization and
would no longer be a NEET by definition.

yesterday instead of going to school and working on my graduation
thesis I stayed home and watched movies. It was nice to forget the
hell of my thesis. Why did I enter graduate school anyway? I don't
know.

The movies were good. I watched Samurai Fiction, Visitor Q and A Tale
of Two Sisters (it is a Korean movie). They were all pretty good.
Visitor Q is very strange and a little disgusting but since it is
a Miike Takashi movie it is to be expected. The woman in Samurai Fiction
was very cute as well. I should really quit school

Im thinking that I wish I could date one of the DHC cm girls.
she is so very cute

why don't you quit your school then? well maybe that's not very good for your future..

my female english teacher from new york speaks so fast.
in addition, she is nationalist.
her father went to afganistan, and her uncle
took part in korean war.
her comments about the relationship between jpn and the us
as if jpn is a colony of the us.
im irritated with her speech and i try to respond to deny what she
says, but only to fail for my poor english.
i always feel myself miserable. ＿|￣|●　kuyasuiyo-

if your teacher is nationlist you should tell her to stay in her own
country

i wanna suck your dick

if you are a woman I will allow it.
if you are a man I must refuse you, sorry I am not a homosexual.

I must warn you, if you are a woman I will not tolerate poor
skill.

bullshit, damn stupid, you guys

51

>>50
huh?

>>39

I remember there once was a political party in Germany, called the Anarchistische Pogo Partei Deutschlands.
They are ideologically opposed to the concept of work being a requirement for everybody in a society.
Once, they lost a local election because they realized they had to present a platform document
which would have been too much work, so they didn't do it.

More information on the APPD:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchistische_Pogo-Partei_Deutschlands
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchist_Pogo_Party_of_Germany

I like to to pogo. I go to concerts and do it all the time.

There was once a song by a Japanese band, i forget their name, that
was called Pogo with a Beer. It was a very simple and slightly stupid
song.

"Pogo with, Pogo with, Pogo with the beer....More beer!"
That was about all that was said

Oh and there is another song by a band from America who made the
song called The Island of Pogo Pogo. The band is called The
Groovie Ghoulies. They are pretty good. The Island of Pogo Pogo
song always makes me want to do the pogo dance

i am eating an ice cream

i am drinking some gin and orange fanta

Iijima Naoko is looking pretty sexy, yeah!

Iijima Naoko is for sure sexy. We need more sexy actresses.

It is saturday morning. I have not decided what I will do. I dont
feel like doing much actually. Mayve I will stay in and watch a movie

That sounds reallynice. Have fun. Enjoy your movie.
What movie will you watch? I watched the Butterfly Effect yesterday.
It was very good.

I am still not sure. I have to go to Tsutaya first. I wonder what
i should pick? What genre?

lately i am intrigued by the girl on the aiku cm, she is also
on the sports program about K-1 and others. Higashihara Aki I
think is her name.

I wonder why I am?

I wish to marry Nakajima Tomoko or Osero conbi.
To me she seems perfect. She is cute and funny and seems fun
to talk with

I went to an anime/manga convention once because my friend is
a bit of a geek and asked me to go with him. I don't have any
particular interest in manga/anime/game or whatever but it was
an interesting experience anyway. I saw a lot of female otaku
who were dressed like characters and many of them very quite
cute. This makes me wonder why guy otaku can't get a girl?
They have similar interests so why not talk to those cosplay
girls?

Why was i thinking that right now? How strange

you know, i have two balls, that's because i am a man.
you have two balls, too. it's inside of yourself.
your balls are in your body, that's because you are a woman.
two balls outside and inside are seeking each other.
so we married, didn't we?
so we should never quarrel again. we should LOVE each other,
you know? my lady.

There is a stick between the two balls. It can longthen in erection and after re-shrink.

i like big and long ones. good bye for tinies.
i know many men, as many as a hundred.
but more i need. i like to see as many as stars in the night
sky. and that may be not enough for me.

shrink shrink shrink,
what's shrink?
are you shrinking all the time?

When can I use my cock for a sexual purpose without peeing or wanking?

I like to get much more money.
How much is your income of a year.
Mine is 10 million.

only apes WANK, never human being.

Your yearly income times about ten of mine. I am a part-timer as called Freeter

How much money do you have?
I have 100 thousand in my purse, 1 million in the bank, and
tree cards.

oh! i'm a nurse.
i know everything ?? about medicine.

My purse is like a flat pancake which is just like breasts of women in this thread

Don't mind the Freeter man. If you earn much more money, the more
the government steels it as a tax.

it's difficult to live one with a million yen in a year, isn't it?

Last night, I saw the move Shall We Dance, Hollywood version.
It was so moving that I had tear drops in my eyes.

>>78
A million yen income can live in the local area.
house, gaseous, electricity, food are cheaper than metropolitan tokyo

My breasts are as big as Nikumans!!

Don't tell a lie, busaikie! your breats are estimated less than A cup.lol

In the metropolitan area, houses are very small.
I live in a one room frat. I pay 70 thoudand yen for a month.
To tell the truth, it's not in the metoropolis.
It's in Osaka, as dirty city as metropolitan Tokyo.

you know only one kind of Nikumans. there are many kinds.
you know one mouth size, for example.

May I feel ones whether what you said about breasts is right or not!

The moon is smaller than the sun.
But, why it looks bigger than that?

The earth is rotating.
Does the sun rotate, too?

What is the king of stars? It's the sun.
What is the king of rivers? It's the ocean.
What is the king of the people. It's the King.

Why do men who come to these threads always assume that if a woman
leaves a post she must be ugly?

And after having lived in England i no longer consider nikuman sized
breasts to be big, only standard or maybe slightly small. England ruined me

no the sun does not rotate around anything

That woman says she wants to know more,
why not try mine? It is good sized, excepted in cold water

I think the women who is always posting in 2ch, in particular English board, resembls Sara at best.

the earth rotate around it's axis and revolute around the sun.
the sun never go around anything. but doesn't it rotate around
it's axis?

And smells bad?!

As you know, Kaela Kimura is the Sun, her shining smiles make men all over the world love for her.

What we don't need is.
Gues what!

That's the overplus skin of your PPPP.

Kaela is the Sun, but Yukorin are choco ball, all of M's girls are moon.

As you know, Tamayo Sato is the Sun.
Her shining smiles make men all over the world to love her.

Tamao is Sun? near shighted boy! You had better buy thicker glasses!

You idiot! Cat got your tongue?

In the rain, in clear air.
I like to walk through the forest.
My hous is in the forest.
I usually go to work though it.
Out of the forest, there is a small
station of JR.
Train comes onece in two hours
Isn't it very happy?

I don't like living in America.

I have never been to US.

i have never been to school for long time.

Where do you live in Japan?

>>101
why don't you like living in America?

You're a foriegn anime geek aren't you?

Eh...I've never really liked America because it's all so obnoxious.


No I am not an anime geek. They kinda bug me, they tend to be a bit stupid you know.
I just like Japan. The food, language, culture, you know. Plus I think Japanese are
the most beautiful of all races.

>>106
really?! Thank you what is your race?

Have you traveled to compare with America? Actually in many
ways Japanese are also obnoxious. People think we are quiet
all the time, but it is not true at all

>>98
He said Tamayo, not Tamao.
I guess he meant Tamayo Shimada.

I know that you are not quiet all the time. I know of Japanese faults. I no way do I think that
Japanese is a perfect race. ::sigh:: I just respect you.

Oh, I am Hispanic.

Thank you for your respect

I can't speak for everyone, but I dont know much about Hispanic
people. It is a hard question but could you tell me about
hispanic people?

Hispanic people can come from Spain, Mexico, Puerto Rico, etc. Native language is Spanish.
Though my parent never taught me Spanish. How rude of them.

Your parents speak Spanish but didn't teach you? That is rude.
It is best to speak many languages. You can just learn Japanese
instead.

Indeed!

no!! look this cite
http://akuma.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

>>115
don't look!!!!
virsu！！！！！

what is this site?? ooh that is what it is...

no virus. pics of biiiiig breast,

i closed it before it loaded. how does it give a virus??

How much large are your breasts, Candace?

>>120
My god....stop that kind of stupid question!!
Candace, ignore it.

>_< stupid. it's okay i will ignore it.

Candance is So-zansu.

When you buy, it's how much.
When you suck, it's how big.

oh! sorry, you wrote how much large..

i very much need to have sex again. it has been one year since i last
had sex. this is what i am thinking about right now

guys, pls don't use fucking childish english.
i feel very chilly when you see your mickymouse sentences.

I love childish English... it's so funny.
If you could make the readers laugh by your posts, you're winner, no matter how messed up the grammer was.

She is amazingly beautiful.

who is?

I am unwilling to write her name. Some idiots speak ill of my beloved.

let me guess... her name is Kaela, isnt it?

Yes that's right. She is more beautiful than Venus, I'm her knight.

Jena Malone is beauty! You should check her out! She was in Donnie Darko!

Jena? I don't know her. Is she beautiful?

She is pure beauty. You would love her if you see her too.
Go to TSUTAYA and rent「海辺の家」or「ドニー・ダーコ」!!!!

My share mates're so noisy I can't sleep.

why do want sleep at 3:30pm?

>>131
Nobodya speaks ill of Kaela. She seems like a nice girl and is
cute. It is you who we speak ill of because you seem a crazy stalker

I wish Shiraishi Hiyori was in my room right now.
I think we could have good conversation

gopher

This thread is like a monster thread. There are two English
Monologue threads Part 9. What is that? I wonder why Japanese
like talking to themselves so much. It doesn't matter which thread
is a real one, because both are real ones for the people here.

Which is faster?

The doctor said to me,"You have hallucination."
Yes, I usually have hallucinations when
I have my dinner.
I think that is the reason why I have overeating.

>>144 People hallucinate when they eat? LOL.

It is hot today.
It is sultry today.
It's humid today.
I sweat a little.
How about you?

When I and you sweat, we hold each other tightly. If there is love, it's nice
to hug each other sweaty. If not, it's a misery.

I like robot very much.
I'd like to have one.
How about Aibo?
Is it fan to play with it?
But, it's rather expensive.

When you sweat, you'd better dry yourself with a towel.
If not, you would catch cold.

some mushrooms make you hallucinate if you eat them

i made my hair cut like a muchroom

Yeah, some certain kinds of mushrooms can cause you hallucination,
can be very vivid and clear, or even deadly threatning one.
But, it also can be so funny one that you just can't stop laughing.
This kind of mushroom has been known for hundres of years in Japan, known as "waraitake."
Someday, though I don't usually share this idea with people, I'd rather like to try one of this kind
just for satisfication of my pure curiosity.

This thread is a loser after all.

age

go go go

no! after another thread reach 1000 we will continue to monologue in this thread
ha ha ha

this a monolouge so i won't listen to anyone.

what other thread?

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goddman i hate everything right now, yup everthing, i want to
be in a coma and just sleep forever until everyone forgets me
and I can simply fade away without anyone every noticing. Im
soo bored with everything, I can't find happiness anywhere,
I can't find anything I want to do, I just can't do anything.

Im soooooooooooooooo bored and soooooooooo tired and soooooooooo
sick of everything and soooooooooo sick of being sick
I just want to scream and thrash about violently and burry my
head into my pillow and sink into the mattress and never emerge

arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good evening!

Good morning!

>>161
２ｃｈでおはよとかキモいんだよ。
お前なんか死んじまえｗ

good after noon.

Will you Suck my cock?

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English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART �I
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What did you do in this weekend?

I went to a theater.

What did you see there?

I enjoyed a musical.

what musical is that?
Is it Manma Mia or something like that?

no it isn't.

then, WE WILL ROCK YOU ! bull shit!?

What is bull shit?

no.no. I'm sorry. not bull shit but bull's eye.
when you hit the target in the middle, it's bull's-eye.

yes, bull's eye. that's it.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

I didn't hope anything.
But it was really crazy.

I don't think it is a true musical.
It's a rock concert.

you look like a teacher.

You must be a shcool teacher.

She is not cool. Sh-cool isn't school?

bullshit = crap.

who are like schoolteacher

what are you doing now?
p.s.
from now
this is new chatter thread

You chat and I'll raise some beutiful Hell in here.

no you can't.
this is official chatter thread.
if you want you can create new chatter thread

Pistons lost. Robart Holly of Spurs did far better than I thought.
If he hadn't been there, Spurs would've lost three times running..
I was supportive of Pistons, so I felt very sorry for today's game.

sorry, 166-180 was a monologue by me.

why dont you create new chatter thread?

Shut da fuck up modafucka.

Git da fuck outa here modafucka.

no u

why this board is so deserted
im bored

i've always wondered what it is like to sex.
it's not so bad.

Teach me what are the things i should know when making LOVE.

it's to loosen your panty.

to loosen is much better to take off.
if you take off it, the boy may become withered.
don't show everything at the beginning.
a good begining will make a good ending.

indeed!

i feel sad because i dont understand some people

OK, I'll have a tea break.
I bought cream puffs for tea break this morning.

if you can understand or be understood by one person,
that's enough. more than that is kind of your egotism.

I am a pagan or a heretic in Japan.
So I am lonely here. But I don't mind.

I'm back in the saddle again!

Im in narita

my friend lives in ube

Too hot to stay in my room!

do you idiots know ube?

?

where are you?
post something

Ube is in Yamaguchi pref. ?

teach me, what's the meaning of "back in the saddle "?

>>205 too hot to go out, too.

This thread is boring.

yes
ube is in yamaguchi

>>212
then make it non-boring.

Will you marry you?

i think japanese people can't communicate well

A G E R U!

I'm monologueing myself to sleep.

takeshi kitano is fucking idiot.

dont use sage everytime!!!!

良スレage

ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ you're so aangry boy! chillout meet a girl go out with her

Takeshima has been belonging to Japan.

all your japan are belong to us

The play was for me to take that shot, but then I saw Rasheed coming," Ginobili said "My first option in those moments was Robert.
He's a winner. He's been in that situation so many times. Everyone knows what he does."

これ略して下さい

ヽ（｀Д´）中

earthquake in niigata

Yukorin belongs to you.

ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ
ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ
ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ
ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ
ヽ（｀Д´）ﾉ
yukorin belongs to me!

＜｀Д´＞
do you like nida?

corea
corea !

Yukorin is more pretty than choi ji wo.
This is a common sense between all of the male people of both countries

I liked Yukorin before, but now I'm not interested in her anymore.

I hope Tigers is going to be a central league champion

where i want to be

it's evening

It goes always something like that here.

Tigers will win. Sure they will do.

I don't feel like cooking tonight.
I'll eat cup'o noodle.
Did someone say it's very delicious when it is cooked with hot milk?

fuck no

i am yakuza
i will kill ya

http://makoto.

i find iida kaori very cute. I am happy she is no longer morning musume
she is too sophisticated for them.

Hi, friends! What's up? How are you?

my friends! Are you asleep now. I am lonely.
i thought Some of the residents here in thread are NEET like me.

Where is Chatter thread

Chatter thread had already finished, friend!
A new one should be built.

hey, hold me tight.

>>248
hold you by yourself! I hate to hold a middleaged ugly man!

do you look like yukorin?

Judo gorilla seems to be four-legs....

your life is still going easy.

In every generation, there's a chosen one. She alone can
stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of evil.
She is the slayer.

what is english for you?

Someone should make a new "Chatter in English" thread ;_;

>>253
Amreican geek!

Use the talk with Yukari thread as chatter thread

Are you NEETs?

No, I'm a student. Are you?

Me, neither. I am a warehouse-worker. Today is my off-duty. I have nothing to do

Do you have nothing to do?
Why don't you go out to eat something?
Let's eat Soba, today. I like to eat it.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not feeling hungy now. And soba
gets me. I don't like it at all. I'd prefer meat. Can you cook
some dish for me? Nah, not a chance. I think I'd best order
if from Kentucky.

Ok, I'll eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, too.
I'll have pieces of checken at the KFC in Akashi station.
Do you know where is Akashi?

I'm a nurse. I finished my work now.
I work at a small clinic.
There were many patients with summer colds.
High fever, nausea, vomiting, appetite loss,
and fatigue all over are their symptoms.

oh! i have a pain.

Where do you hurt?

my heart hurts.

Yor heart hurts?

yeah, my heart hurts.

Why your heart hurts?

i had an angina before.

Angina pectoris?
That's too bad.
Do you have nitroglycerin tablets or something?

yeah, i have a tablet.

Do you have had many attacks these days?

attack?

Yes, heart attacks.

you nuts, stop the chat.

i have about one attack in a week.

It's too many. How does your doctor say about it?

Who is a nut?

I'm two million yen in debt.

I have more than a dozen of cards.
I can borrow much money by card.
I like shopping and party.

doctor says to me "don't be panic!"

but she is very strict to make me take medicine.

she looks like Yumiko so much.

There are many Yumikos in Japan.
Who is your Yumiko?

i once lived in New Jersey, met a pretty Japanese girl there.
whoes name was Yumiko, from Ota ward Tokyo.
she probably lives in Kansai now.

kaori is cute

Yukorin likes sexing with handsome guys and rich man too much.
when you know her reality, you will be shocked and hung yourself!
But that is very good for Japan to lessen stupid

Yukorin's nerds are also lessening in this stupid thrad.

ah, you like yukorin.
ppl who like yukirin lilely to keep it in secret.

I am a Pen

Do you know the meaning of "high tea"?
That's a snack which you eat in the evening.
Now, let's take a high tea.
I studied so much today that I'm very contented.
It'll be a good tea break.

I think I'm to tied to study more.
I will see that girl with a good smile.

you love yukorin. that's all

→tired

when you feel tired, you always wank yukorin to ease your tiring and lust

I am a Zapanese

yesterday i readed a book by french writer Françoise Sagan. i liked it a lot. and today
when i turned on TV i heared that today is her birthday... she died an year ago...

300頂きマンモス。

you are crazy.

i am not 300

300 is not you, but 299 is 300.

i am 299
i didnt get 300

lets talk about space and universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you know that space isnt linear?? i.e two paraller lines can cross

who is 300??

i dont know and dont care.
and please create new chatter thread

north korea is going to close nuclear programm

the english teachers in japan are mostly all scum,
they have nothing in their own country, no degree, no chance of a proper
job especially the damn americans losers....

>>309
All english teachers are required to be college graduates so they all
have degrees. But since in America for instance companies dont hire
people based on what school they come from, it is harder to get the job
than in Japan. That is why Japanese college student is so lazy unlike
American or European student. English teachers come to Japan because
Japanese keep paying them. Stop paying and they will surely leave.

But in general, yes english conversation teachers are losers.

Helo everybody! Anyone wanna chat?

Hellllooooo! I'm an English teacher from America. I'm scum. I'm a loser.
But hey, nobody's perfect, right? Let's chat!

Dwaine, you don't need to try to so hard

i think he is Bob.

>>313 Hello. Who are you? Do I know you?

fuck off !

>>316 Oh, it's you. How are you tonight?

all english teachers in japan are fucking geeks!!!
dwaine is a perfect example

>>318 Well, I wouldn't say that I'm a PERFECT example. But thanks for the compliment.

>>318
Dwaine doesn't seem like scum. He's not a Nova teacher after
all.

Dwaine is probably one of the better ones

>>315
of course you don't know me.

and I didn't write >>316

I may not be scum, but I AM a geek. I'm ugly too. I have more hair insode my nose
tahn on top of my head.

I even have hair growing from my ear! What's up with that????

>>321 I feel like I konw you. Have we chatted before?

i know one foreign guy , he works for IT company he is ..... otaku!!

Why do Japanese say "otaku"? Because geeks stay in the house all the time?

>>324
don't think so...?

>>327 But you knew my name.

>>328
your posts are easy to recognize.

and not many others give themselves names

>>329 So who are you? Japanese or gaijin?

>>330
both

let's all speaking in engrish!

i love kokushou sayuri

So where can a geek meet women in this country?

just go outside, there are women everywhere

american military man and english teacher seems to like
Roppongi.

Dwaine do you have any Japanese friends?

>>335 Yes, but I am a GEEK!!!!

>>337 I don't have any friends anywhere

>>338
somehow other geek foreigners get a girl.
how are you different?

>>339
well you should make some. then start hanging out with them on
weekends. surely they will plan group outings invite other friends
of theirs. in such a large group surely there will be women for
you to meet

>>340 I don't know. How do they get girls?

>>341 That'a good idea in theory....

no

perhaps Dwaine should begin to teach eikaiwa. Foreign me meet
women that way a lot, or at least make friends with Japanese
and then are introduced to women.

Someone please tell me. If I go outside, and there are women everywhere, how
can I meet one of them?

>>345 I DO teach eikaiwa

Dwaine just go somewhere with a lot of people and try starting
conversations. do you like to drink?

>>347
you said you teach to children though

>>349
what about people you work with? Do they ever go out together?
Could you join them?

>>348 But how do I start a conversation? And no, I don't like to drink. Are there
any other options?

i think that gaijin guy have a anti-social complex
he can't make any friends....

>>350 I don't really work with anyone. They work in the office, but I am never in the
office. I don't even remember most of their name's

i know that for sure because im geek like dwaine

>>352 There is some truth in what you say...

hey Pencil-
do you ever had a friends?
in highschool for example?

>>356 I was a complete outcast in high school. No one ever talked to me.
I just kept to myself.

>>357
i see. do you hate people around you or just afraid of them?

>>351
im sure there are but i don't really know them. Im not a super
playboy.

You just go start one, i don't think there are rules.
of course everytime won't work but you just keep trying

I don't hate people. And I'm not particularly afraid either. But in high school
they all rejected me. I felt that they heated me, so I was afraid of them

>>353
make the effort to talk to the office people.
it could help i think

>>359 Yes, I'm sure you are right, but it is difficult for me to "just go
start one"

>>361 The problem is thatI am almost never in the office. my job is to go around
to many branch schools. They send my schedule to me by mail, and I go directly to the
branch. I never see the office people. But some of the girls in there are too
beautiful. They would not be interested in me

you can be smart
but you must admit that you're zero at social skills
and social skills is very important thing! you should work on it

>>363
You're thinking too directly. If you get to be friends with these
women then perhaps they'll introduce you to their friends. Or
who knows maybe start to like you. But you have to talk to them
first.

>>364 Yes, I am almost zero. I should work on it. I will try.

Everyone, thank you for your kind advice. But I don't want to bore you any more
with my silly problems. I will try to do the things that you advise.

There will never be some fool-proof guide to follow or some
advice that will definately work so at some point you're just
going to have to get the courage to help yourself.

I have to go now, but maybe one of my friends will visit this board later.

and how you're look is very important thing too!!
if you're fat you will be always think like "im fat nobody likes fat people"
but if you loose your fat it will be much better for you
because you will start to improve your self esteem and it's important

>>367
I would not call them silly. they are common problems for many
people i think. why do you think Japan population doesn't grow
and will soon shrink?

Good evening everyone. I see that that looser Dwaine has been hanging out here again.
You should all just ignore him. He is a hopeless case. you are wasting your breath.

Dwaine, that is just pathetic. Why go the effort of using
a different name?

i think there are no hopeless cases
its just about how many years of your life you will waste on your complexes

Dwaine is pretty pathetic, isn't he. Like I said, he is utterly hopeless

self-humilation wont help

>>375
Ok, whatever Dwaine use any name you want. Not like I ever use any name I suppose.

But self-deprecation only works for guys in emo bands, and even they don't get laid
that often it seems

Attention everyone: The management of this chat board has decided to ban the user
known as "Dwaine" from this board. You are all hereby instructed to ignore teh
user known as "Dwaine" at all times. Geeks like "Dwaine" are not welcome
on this board. We do not want to waste or squander any more bits or bytes on
teh user known as "Dwaine"

>>378
Seriously, Dwaine. What is the point in doing shit like that?

emo bands guys are handsome talented and rich
nothing in general with geeks like dwaine.
it's really sad

Like the administrator of this site would use English,

what a joke

like there IS an administrator

what a joke

>>380
actually most of them are not really handsome. because the music
became popular, fashion magazines decided that emo boys were cute
and everyone stupidly agreed. Only a few bands are rich. the
rest are not better than anyone else except their jobs seem
more fun.

at least dwaine isnt anime otaku!
because anime otakus are much more pathetic then dwaine!
they are always happy but it's because all they do is watch toons!
but in reality they are sad escapists

>>383
well no matter
how they are really talented, they're stars. normal guy can't do that.

I like Chibi Maruko! It is cute

i like Chibi Maruko-chan, Sazae-san, Ryou-san, Kureyon Shin-chan

>>385
emo guys are normal guys. well most of them anyway. the music
they write really isn't that difficult or revolutionary. a lot
of it is rather simple

i like kokushou sayuri

it's not what real otakus likes
real otakus like cool mecha and cute girls haha idiots

I love Japanese anime. Some of it is so cute and sweet. But some of it is
ugly. I like the cute ones. I love Ghibili

she maybe older than me, but i would love kokushou sayuri forever

>>388
i dont meant that. you know they are archived something
they are famous, rich
it's not what a average guy can do...
i dont care about music i talk about "social status" here

why call it "Japanese anime?" is there another kind?

like Korean anime or German anime...

I want a girl friend like Sazae-san. She is so nice and kind

ghibili isnt for otakus too so you're normal in that sense

>>394 You are right. I should have said "animation"

>>397
japanimation

>>396 Ghibili is beautiful. Works of art

>>396 I am not otaku. Dwaine is otaku

cinema is better then animation

I want to see War of the Worlds and Star Wars!!! I can't wait!!!!!

is dwaine go to akihabara for anime dolls and dvds?

i more like festivals movie
like movies that shown on cannes or rotterdam film fest

>>403 Dwaine doesn't go there for that silly stuff

but you said that dwaine is otaku

Dwaine is a "geek", maybe not otaku. We don't really understand the true
meaning of "otaku"

how old is dwaine?

I'm not sure how old he is. But I do know that he is a geek

i think he is
27 < real age < 35

Star Wars wasn't that good

Dwaine, would you just stop with the Bob crap already

Whoa there pardner. You'd better watch that mouth son. I might have to go
over there and zip it for you if you don't

yeah whatever

dwaine, there is no need to hide.
what wrong with posting on anonymous bbs
just post what you want

I means seriously, no matter the english level i think everyone
can tell when you, Dwaine, post. it doesn't matter what name
you use

and seriously Star Wars III was not so great. I was definately
better than I and II but still not a great movie

Hello all. 'Tis a fine evening, is it not?

>>417 I lOVED episode 2! It was SOOOO cool. I can't WAIT for episode 3

what are you reading now?

"A" for effort Dwaine.

that's an insult to the English though. and seeing as that's
what half of me is, fuck you!

I am now with no panty.
Do you want to see me?
I am a young glamorous girl.

Would you open your gate a little wide?

I am unko man i like manko name name ok

>>419
you must be joking. II was mediocore at best. and that Hayden
guy only gets worse in III.

Is the road to yours wide or narrow?

he is eat unko ok best english kaiwa atamaii

NO

>>422
yes, please show me

III is bestest than II you are lose

Has anyone ever wondered why people say "Fuck You" ? I mean, really, it would be pretty
hard to actually fuck oneself, don't you think?

>>431
that is copy from joke page?

I am eiken 1 kyhu

the word "fuck" originated from a early Germanic word that meant
to breed cattle.

You shoudn't be chatting.
Chat again and I shall raise some beautiful Hell in here.

i am cold glamorous girl. i hate people

unko pun pun

>>434 Actually, I believe the word "fuck" originated from the German "ficken",
which means "to strike" or "to hit"

mr.435
we will stop chatting here if someone create new chatter thread!

>>435
why the fuck don't you build a new chatter thread so we wouldn't
have to you bible humping asshole?

its penis in manko ok kimochiiiii

How does one make a new thread?? Can someone please explain?

>>438
not according to the encyclopedia of english slang.

Hell is closing in...

lets talk about yukorin anus

>>444
what do you care if people chat in here anyway?

when did it become a chatter room?

>>443 at the bottom of page

>>443 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are mistaken. I am looking at my German dictionary
now.

i am fuck yukorin manko very very kimochiiiiii

i wonder... what thread in english are usually so dumb
it's all about yukorin anus, stupid insulting (like "hello neets") and other
crap like that
you people can't communicate?
discommunicaton is a major problem of today, i think

>>449
why would you look at an German dictionary for English slang?

you like manko

you like morning musume very pretty ne

you like beki ? I sex her today

>>452 Because centuries ago, the word originally came from German:
The root is undoubtedly Germanic, as it has cognates in other Northern European languages:
Middle Dutch fokken meaning to thrust, to copulate with; dialectical Norwegian fukka meaning to copulate;
and dialectical Swedish focka meaning to strike, push, copulate, and fock meaning penis.
Both French and Italian have similar words, foutre and fottere respectively.
These derive from the Latin futuere.

i want to improve my english

>>449
The root is undoubtedly Germanic, as it has cognates in other Northern European languages:
Middle Dutch fokken meaning to thrust, to copulate with;
dialectical Norwegian fukka meaning to copulate;
and dialectical Swedish focka meaning to strike, push, copulate, and fock meaning penis. Both French and Italian have similar words, foutre and fottere respectively.
These derive from the Latin futuere.

ookay okay

Revelation rebuketh upon ye:

6:1 And I saw when the Lamb undid one of the stamps, and the voice of one of the four beasts came to my ears, saying as with a voice of thunder, Come and see.

>>456
thats Germanic, not German. Big difference

6:2 And I saw a white horse, and he who was seated on it had a bow; and there was given to him a crown: and he went out with power to overcome.

And to continue Bob

While these cognates exist, they are probably not the source of fuck,
rather all these words probably come from a common root.
Most of the early known usages of the English word come from Scotland,
leading some scholars to believe that the word comes from Scandinavian sources.
Others disagree, believing that the number of northern citations reflects that the taboo was weaker in Scotland and the north, resulting in more surviving usages.
The fact that there are citations, albeit fewer of them,
from southern England dating from the same period seems to bear out this latter theory.

>>461 Actually no, not a big difference. "Germanic" is the name given to the
ancestral language from which English, German, and other modern languages are derived from.
English and German have a common ancestor. That ancestor is "Germanic"

6:3 And when the second stamp was undone, the voice of the second beast came to my ears, saying, Come and see.

>>463 That may ne correct, but I am referring to way before that, like 1500
years ago, before English was even a distincet language

6:4 And another horse came out, a red horse; and it was given to him who was seated on it to take peace from the earth, so that people might put one another to death: and there was given to him a great sword.

Yeah, Germanic which actually doesnt resemble modern German
all that much. You forgot to mention all the Scandanavian languages
as well. And English is only partially Germanic since it is also
Romance and Celt based

6:5 And when the third stamp was undone, the voice of the third beast came to my ears, saying, Come and see. And I saw a black horse; and he who was seated on it had scales in his hand.

6:6 And a voice came to my ears, from the middle of the four beasts, saying, A measure of grain for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny: and see that you do no damage to the oil and the wine.

6:7 And when the fourth stamp was undone, the voice of the fourth beast came to my ears, saying, Come and see.

japnese ppl like talking english in 2ch and not in real english BBS
because they not very confident talking with native
so you feel at home in japanese bbs english thread w

>>468 English is not "Romance based". English borrowed thousands of words from
French after the Norman conquest, buit English is gramatically a Germanic language

Does Hell Raiser mastrubate while he does this?

6:8 And I saw a grey horse, and the name of him who was seated on it was Death; and Hell came after him.
And there was given to them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to put to destruction by the sword, and by taking away their food, and by death, and by the beasts of the earth.

>>474
haha

so many have no english content in head so
many many copy paste sentence w

Masturbation is a good topic. How do you all masturbate? I have a rubber
vagina that I bought at a porn shop.

6:9 And when the fifth stamp was undone, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been put to death for the word of God, and for the witness which they kept.

6:10 And they gave a great cry, saying, How long will it be, O Ruler, holy and true, before you take your place as judge and give punishment for our blood to those on the earth?

Does anyone else here have a rubber vagina??

>>473
it is in the fact that even up to 1066 English was bascially
not English yet.

I thought grammatically it was more Gaelic and there was just
a bunch of people from what is now Denmark that set up camp
on the English islse and fucked with the language

6:11 And there was given to every one a white robe, and they were ordered to take their rest for a little time, till the number was complete of the other servants, their brothers, who would be put to death, even as they had been.

I have a 1 to 1 scale yukorin pillow

Religion is a bunch of crap. The world would be a much better place if there
were no religion

i dont copy paste anything!
i write all by myself. yesterday my keyboard died and i bough new one.
what a crappy keyboard

6:12 And I saw when the sixth stamp was undone, and there was a great earth-shock; and the sun became black as haircloth, and all the moon became as blood;

I guess being a high school outcast gave you a lot of time to
read, so I guess i shouldnt be argueing

6:13 And the stars of heaven were falling to the earth, like green fruit from a tree before the force of a great wind.

religion gives to people sense of sense
but in reality we live in a totaly unknown world
alone in huge universe without purpose

>>482 Nope. English has borrowed tons of words from French, giving it the appearance of a Romance
language, but it is etymologicaly closer related to modern German, because they have a common ancestor.

6:14 And the heaven was taken away like the roll of a book when it is rolled up; and all the mountains and islands were moved out of their places.

oh Hell Raiser, you're soo sexy

more, more, more!!

6:15 And the kings of the earth, and the rulers, and the chief captains, and the men of wealth, and the strong, and every servant and free man, took cover in the holes and the rocks of the mountains;

I am a pen.

>>490 Religion may give people a "sense", but it is a totally false sense.
just think, there are so many religions in teh world, and people always believe
taht their religion is the only truth, and that other beliefs are false. I personaly
believe they are ALL full of crap.

6:16 And they say to the mountains and to the rocks, Come down on us, covering us from the face of him who is seated on the high seat, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

>>488 I was not a high school outcast. Dwaine was the outcast. I had many
friends and beutiful girlfriends

>>497 Any fool can quote scripture. The muslims do the same thing, always
quoting from their stupid Koran.

6:17 For the great day of their wrath is come, and who may keep his place?

Religion is for fools and the feeble-minded who cannot think independently

Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed, Vishnu.... they can all line up and kiss my A**

I think we should capture muslim terrorists, put them in jail, and make them
eat tonkatsu everyday

Amen.

And cover their faces with menstrual blood

And make them lick a woman's butthole

what happened?
too many sesponses for this room.

i seem to be locked out of 2ch.

I've seen "Train-man" movie
It should remake in US, shouldn't it

それやめたがいいよ
おもしろくなかったから
日本語ではなそうよ

a lot of foreigners are walking around akihabara.
what borought them to japan?

anime is very popular in usa and europe

Let's make a tourist park out of Japan!

lets think why you arealways caught in a tourist trap.

gooday mate.

Hurray for potato chips

Because potato chips are BIG fun :>

>>305
lets talk about space and universe
do you know that space isnt linear??

I think the most important key to understand the universe is "time."
"Time" is only an illusion and it doesn't exist.
Past is future, future is past, past and future is present time.
Change is change and velocity is velocity.
They are not the mathematical function of time.
But our simple brain can not understand them without the notion
of numerical function with time element.

Dwaine has multiple-personality disorder.

If i must choose between Bob and Dwaine I choose Dwaine.
Bob can go fuck himself

>>490
Buddhists say there is a purpose in our life. That is to know
the truth, abandon all the illusions and get away from reincarnation
of the six pathways.

>>501
Religion is necessary for the people who believe that the next
world exists. Jesus, Buddha, Mahomet and others said there is
the next world.
Don't you believe in the existence of the life after your death?

i like cheese

I dont't like this kind of thing.

Nothing of the Kind

i just got up.
i could did nothing in the morning. pun pun
get my time back. pun pun

llamas are cool

i wanted to see a movie right now
but i changer my mind.
i dont have any great movies i need to rent a few

it's so windy outside.. and i have to leave for work soon. beh.
that'll be awesome it let me fly. beeh. good that it's not raining.

why do you post here, although you arent a student?
you work only at night?

U r bery stupid!

i went out. it was not windy but sunny and hot.
i live near sea shore.

you can take a walk with yukorin along the shore, just then you can kiss her there.
It's great for you to live near sea

dont you haver anything another?
or r u an endless tape?

topics on yukorin make me sick. Stop talking about her!

if i were to meet yukorin, instead of shaking her hand i would
slap her face

there are the things you should know when you write on BB.

what things?
what should people know?

one of the things i recomend is, you forget the girl in your
fictious story.

another is,, you can't write the same thing twice.

>>537 don't mind,
i'm only writing english sentences using "thing."

please write about Yokoron as much as you like.

A few of idiots among you try not to put off a boom of yukorin.

A few of idiots among you try not to put off a boom of yukorin.
あなたたちの間の馬鹿の少しは、yukorinのブームを延期しないように
しようとします。

please write as others can understand it.

訂正しますput offとput out間違えた
A few of idiots among you try not to put out a boom of yukorin in this thread.

I think you can write the same thing as many times as you want.

it doesn't really matter

three-toed sloths are the best

i have freedom of description.
i have freedom of yukorin.

so what?

hello people
what are you doing now?
are you in good mood?

Im in a pretty good mood

When I find myself in house of parents
Mother Mariko comes to me
I say words of wisdom, let me Neet.
And in my room of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
I say words of wisdom, let me Neet.
Let me Neet, let me Neet.
Whisper words of wisdom, let me Neet.

And when the broken hearted Neet
Living in the room alone,
There won't be an employment, let me Neet.
For though they may be parted there is
Never chance that they will work
There won't be an employment, let me Neet.
Let me Neet, let me Neet. Yeah
There won't be an employment, let me Neet.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light of New-soku VIP,
Lie until tomorrow, let me Neet.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mariko comes to me
I say words of wisdom, let me Neet.
Let me Neet, let me Neet.
There won't be an employment, let me Neet.
Let me Neet, let me Neet,
Whisper words of wisdom, let me Neet.

that was beautiful

hello, neet.

hello, hikki

i think you are happy to use here even in day.

Is someone here a tea drinker?
I like tea best.

I don't like tea not so much as coffee.
I like coffee because it's bitter.
The bitter taste make me awake and vigorous.

Do you use tea bags or loose tea leaves?

I always use tea bags.
Perhaps you will say it's too bad or something.

Yeah, exactly.
There is a great difference between tea bags and loose leaves.

>>559 what kind of tea do you drink?

I drink many kinds. I don't drink at my house.
I always go to the tea shop near the station.
They have hundreds ?? of cans of tea leaves.
I drink one of them according to my feeling of the day.

You are exaggerating.
It can't be hundreds.

Yeah, actually some tens of kinds.

What do you like best among them?

Can I write in Katakana?

yeah, go ahead.

>>566 I tried to write in English, but I couldn't spell correctly.
I become hungry now, and like to have dinner. I become too hungry to
continue writing. Have you had a dinner yet?
See you tomorrow.

see you later

okay! important questions!
do you find her cute?
and who's she?
http://tinypic.com/67qmgk.jpg

（♡∀♡）

sage

age

what did you or are you gonna eat tonight
I ate rice in omelet









(frozen)

you can't love if you dont love yourself

i just finished spaghetti with sauseges

i eatin a banana. i wanted to masturbate with it, but i changed my mind

WTF! guys, be serious

>>575
You cooked it?

>>576 I masturbate with a rubber vagina

>>518 "Always in motion is the future" Yoda

Kaela's smiles can make my migraine occur less.
So our love each other deeper.

I like to lick Kaela's anus. I licked it for one hour today. おいしかったよ

No more insane imaginetion with my Kaela!
my Kaela loves me only!!

>>582 Maybe Kaela loves you, but she has a secret anus licker lover. I am her
secret lover. I lick her anus.

Kaela is always kind to me. She loves me more than I thought.

>>583
Die ASAP! it's the best for yourself and of course world!

i dont know why, but the attitude of kaela fans
is similar to yukorin fans.
their attitude here isnt exceptional.
they are mujinas in the same hole.

>>585 But if I die, who will lick Kaela's anus?? She will be very sad.....

Hello Everyone! Today I met a wonderful girl on the train. We began to chat, and
decided to go have a cup of tea. We talked about many wonderful things. She is such a wonderful girl.
After we talked for many hours, I took her hand into mine. Her hand felt wonderful. Her skin is so soft, and she
has a gentle touch. Then we gazed into each other's eyes, and she gave me a sweet kiss.
And then we went behind 7-11, and I pulled down her panties and licked her anus. It was such a
romantic day. I think I am in love.

I want to go to Germany to see the game of Confederation Cup Brazil vs Japan, with Kaela.

>>586
Huh? are you really stupid? Why I resemble real idiots who are crazy about Ogura yuko?

kaela and yukorin are the same! but i like one of the kaela's photo on cd
http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B00065GZJE.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
nice photo..

Kaela is never the same type of yukorn! Kaela is Venus, on the other hand
Yukorn is just a simple whore!

Look! I have a picture of Kaela's anus. I licked it today. It is a cute anus, yes??
http://fhg.japan-legs.tv/TGP_files/003-7.jpg

Look! This is a picture of Yukorin's anus. She shaved her pussy today. After I
licked Kaela's anus, then I licked Yukorin's anus.
http://galleries.asianschoolfuck.com/g045/bigimages/14.jpg

why dont you try to have anything another?
dont annoy ppl here with yukorin or kaela.

>>594 Everyone loves her anus. It is the best thing in the wordl. It is gift
from Heaven.

I have regreted boasting our relationship with Kaela on this thread that crazy men stays always.

>>596 Don't worry. It is okay. You can hold her gentle hand. You can kiss her
sweet cherry lips. You can hold her in your arms. But I will lick her anus.

The offensive topics on my Kaela is blaspheme, Are you able to be aware that?

>>597
Die as quickly as possible! Cut imagining my Kaela!
You have Yukorin! Like yukorin's anus!

yappari, the kaela guys attitude is similar to the yukorins. pun pun
why dont you stop making here thrown into turmoil?

>>598 Don't you want to lick her anus? If you lick her anus, she will love you
more.

>>599 okay, I understand. you are jealous. Okay, I will leave her to you.
But you must lick her anus everyday if you want to make her happy.

pun pun. Tamao? she is cute.
but I hate to be thought the same with stupid Oguyu's idiotic nerds!

I must make my Kaela happier. because she can love me only.

>>604
kaela may only love you but she has sex with me because she needs
the pleasure.

her pussy feels very nice you know

why dont you create a room only for kaela or yukorin?
and you can post as you like, even for 24 hours a day.
dont make me feel pun pun.

I hate Yukorin at all! To build a thread on talking about yukorin is not my job, that's someone's job!
I hate her stupidness, pretense and whore!

Let's talk about women's nipples. What kind of nipples do you like?
I like big dark nipples, like those of a pregnant woman. They are so sexy.
I want to suck her big nipples.

what a terrible internets here.

What are you talking about?
This is the greatest Internet in all the world.

A young gal's nipple is good for me.

Everyone, how old were you when you had your first sexual experience?

why is ur spirit full of kaela or yukorin?

i dont know.
but whats the problem?

I made up mind to do that to avoid your jealos!

something another is desirable.

I wanna talk about Confederation's match between Japan and Brazil.

I DONT
IM NOT INTERESTED IN SOCCER

GOZZILA VS NOMO!

they are already in their bed.
i

I must find a job

Me,too.

you think it every day.
but you havent succeeded it.
do you really intend to get a job?

According to the Koizumi administration, oil price is rising, but job unemployment rate is decreasing.
I feel The first is more explainable.

I don't know why some of (or many of) the 2ch users can be so arrogant.

Which do you think is suit for me, a man who fights 24 hours for business or other who fights free 24hours for thinking what to do.

as long as you try to have a good job, its difficult
to get it.
dont forget that enough is enough.
decide your job today, or you cant get for your life.

NEET needs meeting a good job to eat a meat every day.

a satisfactory life is essential for creating cultures.
if i want to be creative, i should have no job.

Karaoke is embarassing culture of Japan.

Damned warehouse job! damned my factory chief! cheap hourly wages or heave work as slve \! all the parps I hate!

Kyodo Hokuriku sucks, too.

632 is mine!

I'm a new graduate
I must get a informal decision

do you want to keep yourself away from society?
you isolated youself in your room since your nightmare.
what made you hicky?

This thread is boring.
Boring is this thread.
Is this thread boring?
Boring thread this is.

Unfair! Why my face is ugly? fat? jobless? cherry? why I have never sexed and gone out with a pretty girl?
on the other hand, handsome business man enjoying his love affairs with numerous girls!
How do you think about that? Agree or disagree? UNFAIR!!

A hicky is a love bite.

I don't want to get old.

I have been suffering from these infernos for 35 years!

I am losing myself.

Why don't I just die like a brave man?

complaining first is particular way for hicky.
such an attitude makes them isolated.

A hicky is a love bite.

give me a good job!

Give me a blow job!

くぁwせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ；＠：

you are sweeter.
its too late.

This thread is being abused.

（´･ω･`）

You have got to find agood job which pays for at lesat 5 million yen a year. a full good insurances. good environment!
except eigyou or slave job

if you have no job until you push thirty,
you would have no wife, no children.
only too long single life will welcome you.

You guys are fool!

　　　　 　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　ﾌﾞｰﾝ
　　　　 　　　 （　ヽノ
　　　　　　　　 ﾉ>ノ　
　　　　 三　　レﾚ

I can't take this shit anymore.

I want to make my English ability closed to Jhon Kabira.

5 million yen a year is enough for me.

3-0 defeat is hily likely

This is a sight for the sore eyes.


　　　　＼　　　　 毛　 　　 　 ／
　　腿　　＼＿　　|　　　＿／
　　　　　　　 　 彡彡彡
　　　　　　　 　 ミミミミ　ｸﾘﾄﾘｽ
　　　　　　　　 ﾐﾐﾐﾐ ／￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　 ﾉ　σ ヽ　尿道
　　　　　　　／　/ ﾟヽ￣￣￣￣
大陰唇　／　／／＼＼　＼　
￣￣￣￣ 　（　( 膣　) ── 小陰唇
　 　　　　＼　＼＼／／　／
　　 　 　 　 ` 　 ＼／　　'
＼　　　　　　　　 ＊──肛門
　 ＼＿＿＿＿_／＼＿＿＿＿_／

You can have the English version.


　　　　　　＼　　 pubic hair 　　 ／
　　　　　 　　＼＿　　|　　　＿／
　　　　　　　　　 　 彡彡彡
　　　　　　　　　 　 ミミミミ　clitoris
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾐﾐﾐﾐ ／￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾉ　σ ヽ　urethra
　　　　　　　　　／　/ ﾟヽ￣￣￣￣
labia majora／　／／＼＼　＼　
　　￣￣￣￣ 　（　(vagina) ── labia minora
　　　 　　　　＼　＼＼／／　／
　　　　 　 　 　 ` 　 ＼／　　'
　　＼　　　　　　　　 ＊──anus
　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿_／＼＿＿＿＿_／

such a bad kind of user like 657 should be got rid of.

But I love you!

　 ∧＿∧
　（´Д｀　） 　　　ﾌﾟｯ
⊂二、　　＼
　　　 ＼　 ） ） =>>459
　　　　/　/ /
　　　（_＿）_）

Aahhhhhhhhh...OFF side!

Oops! You are the one I love!

　 ∧＿∧
　（´Д｀　） 　　　ﾌﾟｯ
⊂二、　　＼
　　　 ＼　 ） ） =>>659
　　　　/　/ /
　　　（_＿）_）

(　´,_ゝ`)pu
a miracle never happens as long as it is barazil vs japan.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL>

Japan win!!

japan never win

666

you got a terrible number

by the way, dont you go to your company today?

on what do you usually spend your time in the morning?

i got 670.

Have you been talking about all this kind of things through the night?
Then, let's start again to get No.999.

She said to me this morning, "Do you remember the things that
I taught you you have to do in this week?"

i have a strange bug in my pc.
my pc suddenly turn off, i dont know why
it can work for example 4-5 hours but after some random time it will shut down

help me with my pc

　　〜　　〜
〜
　〜　　 　∧＿∧＿__　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　 　（｀Д´　） / |　　　＜　I hate all you fuckmittens. I really do.
　 ~━⊂ へ　 凸）/　.| 　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿
　　　i'''（＿） i'''i￣,,,,,,/
　　　￣ （＿）||￣￣
　　　　　　　￣￣

>>674
JUST READING FROM WHAT YOU WRITE HERE ABOUT YOUR PC, IT IS VERY DIFFICULT
TO COME UP WITH AN EFFECTIVE SOLUTION TO THE SYMPTOM THAT YOUR PC HAS.
BUT FROM MY EXPERIENCE, "WINDOWS ME" HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ACT VERY SIMILAR WAY
UNDER THE CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES. SO CALL UP MICROSOFT SERVICE CENTER,
YOU WILL BE GUIDED THROUGH TO FIND OUT WHAT WOULD BE THE PROBLE THAT YOUR
PC HAS.
FORGIVE ME ABOUT MY BAD GRAMMER AND SPELLING SKILL.

You are fuckin' idiots who always wank!

Let's form a music band whose name is the Jobless boys, shalln't we?

do you know about NEETless?
i's famed band!

I have NO friends.. No one to call, no one to call me..
No one to do anything with.. I am so alone.

I'm here to comfort you.


　　　　　　＼　　 pubic hair 　　 ／
　　　　　 　　＼＿　　|　　　＿／
　　　　　　　　　 　 彡彡彡
　　　　　　　　　 　 ミミミミ　clitoris
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾐﾐﾐﾐ ／￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　 ﾉ　σ ヽ　urethra
　　　　　　　　　／　/ ﾟヽ￣￣￣￣
labia majora／　／／＼＼　＼　
　　￣￣￣￣ 　（　(vagina) ── labia minora
　　　 　　　　＼　＼＼／／　／
　　　　 　 　 　 ` 　 ＼／　　'
　　＼　　　　　　　　 ＊──anus
　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿_／＼＿＿＿＿_／

i really need fashion adviser
why im so stupid that i dont know which style suits me
i feel sad about it

how do you select cloth for you ???

i dont have time to talk.

nobodys here ?

I have no friends, and had none for most of my pathetic life. I was so sad at
school, and when I went to uni I felt so ashmed of myself I could not go up to
people to at least talk to them. Now I am doing a job and I still have absolutely
no friends. I am all alone in this world.

All I can remember about my past were bad memories of the people I hated
humiliating me infront of everybody else. I hate this life, I feel like
everybody I have met knows I am a loner and it makes me even more depressed.

at least you english is very good!!! >>686

dont cry, nigger

Does anyone go to English School in Japan?
How about NOVA. or Berlitz

I went to GABA for free trial lesson.
It was nice to conversation,
But GABA costs a lot of fee.
5000-6000yen per lesson(50min).
Dumn.

Let's go to the movie, "Train-man"
You guys all Train-man, right?
I'm HERMES

i thing >>686 learned english instead of having fun with friends!
thats why his english is good

hello, neet.

Whenever I turn off the internet, the mystic beatbox ensues.

you spiek engrish.

japan is said to have 5 seasons.
whats the fifth?

season of yukorin's ass licking

why do a yukorin guy or a kaela guy appear here
in a same interval?

because its their job.

because i am a messiah! i want to tell the people how yukorin ass beautiful is!

i got 700

tomorrow is another day.

yeah so what

I sold my many CDs & Books at book shops & CD shop.
It was very very heavy!
And tired!

Book shops: Each shops couldn't buy my books & CDs.
A CD shop: The shop could buy my CDs.And I got (more many?) money
than I (guessed?).

how many money you got???

>Each shops couldn't buy my books & CDs

i cant get this exactly.
where did you sell the books, after all?

do you mean that you couldn't sell them in a shop at once
so separated them to some shops?

We need a new thread to enjoy chtting, needn't we?

can i study english here?

Why not?

If you want to study English, we can help you out.

But the bottom line we ask is you are a girl who is pretty.
if you are a boy, old woman, man, you should go to a private school and pay money

I'm a cute girl
Teach me
I can be your ***** Guess what!

What you meant is you want to be my girlfriend. isn't it?

i will teach you english
only if you suck my dick!!!

Do you have confidence that you are cuter than Mami Yamasaki, she is an English start learner like you?

no.

I will eat up this thread.

hello, neet.

Oh, Got. I have to write 21 papers within two weeks.
Otherwise I can't graduate in this semester.

why doesnt she call me back~
why doesnt she call me back~~T-T

Are you an idiot?

Or are youb a real genius?

Qta is much cuter than Yochio.
Chihiro is the cutest in my town.
They are all cats that live in my town.

then one of the cat was killed in the kindergarden area.

god, i haven't masterbated for quite a while. My crotch area twitch now.

The motherland of kindergarten is Deutschland,
so they spell it kindergarten. Not "d" , but "t."

The latest Germanism is stumbled across was "gedankenexperiment".

(´−`).。ｏＯ (Give it a try)

hello, hicky.

I love paydays! Yeah!

hello, jobless.

Today is my payday! Oh, yeah!

There are some Germanisms in Japan, too.
But not so beautiful ones. t d t w h.
Gedankenexperiment had found the future isn't perfectly decided
as a complete destiny. That is, our fortune is not decided beforehand.
We are not an iron ball that is falling down a pinball game board.
It's changeable like movements of elementary particles.
Do you know "Force" can move particles. It's called the forth FORCE.
Btw, is "hound" not from German?

isn't → has not

Tomy is my boy toy, yeah!

How much do you get?
My salary is about 100 thousand yen for a month.

why do you access to the internet in your room
even in day?

because its my job.

oh man how come she doesnt call me back

she needs some dry hump

>738
?? then she needs me!!

>>731
"t d t w h"?

I don't think it can be said whether "hound" first came up in Old English or Old High German.
But the word seems to go back ancient Indo-European languages like Sanskrit.

i want to study english here.
but i found out a better one on a tv campaign program.
that is speed learning or so.
im sure i can pick up with it although my history in english
learning was a series of failure.

good evening, neet.

you're stupid if you want to learn english here.
you never do it. my english sucks too
but i blame only myself.
how to learn english? easy.
buy a good grammer book and read it. after it you will be able to write
inb english. but read suck book is boring and i never do it.
and that's why my english suck hard

grammar books?
are ya out of mind, man?

i always feel bored during i read a grammer book.
and nhk english program is boring, too.
i hate using such materials, but i want to pick up.

>>744
no it's only you who out of your mind.
all people learn english by grammar books, moron!
only lazy neets (or stupid highschool students) can't read such books!
buy yourself a book from oxford press and read it till your dead
it not easy and boooooooring but it's really works.
again, my english sucks because i dont read such books
(at least i can read in english very well)

reading is good for you.
It is boring at begining, but it'll be better each time

>>746
yeah, after sometime you get yourself into the work

acording the tv program, only listening to the cds five minutes
a day is enough.
its easy, and not expensive.
i want to pick up in the easiest way.
the royal grammer book is too thick to read, but it fits for my
pillow. that was expensive. pun pun

that's why you can't speak
y'all make me laugh, man

how do you learn enlish dude?
and if you're american please tell me
what other languages beside english do you speak?
and what native speakers of that language thinks about your skills

>>740
t d t w h
too dirty to write here,for example.

ichi hunbaruto dasu unchi,,
ichi geri-ben zain,,,,

oh!no.

>>750
country grammar

danke, ich libe dich.

>>751
I

>>751

i love monkeys

my computer is acting funny, i won't let me drop lines here, oops

I've never payed attention to grammar books and such.
I found the best way to learn English was to just take examples
out of the real world that you WANT to understand.

I started with cartoon strips, like Calvin & Hobbes. I wanted to
understand the jokes and the context of the jokes therein wasn't
too difficult to understand, either. So, armed with just a dictionary,
I tried to understand every single strip in one book I had.
I later bought all of the Calvin & Hobbes books.

Computer games also helped me, as well as other comic books.
Watching English TV shows (like Jay Leno) helped as well, but
the best was probably talking to native speakers (on the internet,
on the phone, in letters and finally, in real life).

i has not been written in a long time so i will write it:

Fuck off Dwaine

>>752

Haha, I didn't understand any of that!

>>754

It's "liebe"!

>>759
so what? i think you're american.
i can read EVERYTHING in english(i read about 20 pages( i mean websites/forums)
everyday, i can read simple books in english(like harry potter, of course
it will be useless for me to read, for example Ulysses by James Joyce) but
it dont improve your writing skills. and i dont readed grammar books,
but only that's why my english sucks. if i read grammar book for six months
i know my english will be better.

759 is no american
guaranteed

no 759 is american.

there is no native here.

I am German!

True story!

>>763
the only way you can guarantee it is if you're one

>>765
you never know

Anonymous(759) is german.

>>764
why?
i mean, why is he talking about how he could manage to learn english if he's american?
it's just dumb

it's easy
>>759 is >>763 and >>763 is >>766 and >>766 is >>769 and >>769 is >>770

any counter-argument?

Don't call me after the midnight!!!!!!!!
Can't you see that the call may bother me!???????
Stupid ass hole!!!! no wander ur GPA is (ry and WPE is (ry

>>771
?
you're o.k.? what made you think that, pls don't tell me because we have this [sage]
thing hanging out

>>771

You are cute.

yes.

Don't discriminate against people regardless of nationality, gender or occupation.

i say fuck em all

dang that nerdy dude is SO rude! ur just a stupid dumb guy ull never have a gf!
i mean bout u clay!

you shouldn't say that kind of thing.

Tell me the good things that have happened to you recently.

I don't need to say that.

I will go shopping today to buy a new suit. I got salary last week
and I still have some money yet. It had been a long time since I saw
a ten thousand yen bill!
My suit has become very old now. I want a new one suitable to summer
weather.

how do you think about "Mr. incredible".
I think the movie is good tool to learn English.

Do you know so called "a recruit suit" ? Yes, that black one.
In my company, we have to wear that type every time we visit
other companies.

>>784
I think either
I've bought DVD
but some contents speaks Japanese!! ****

How do you study English everyday?

I read 2ch.

I didn't go to the booze after all. Cause I'm afraid of people.
No, I'm not talking about people in general.....I'm talking about
people in our workplace. I'm so tired of those guys watching me
and saying bad things about me....What are they?

You should go drinking with your workplace people. then they
wouldn't look at you all funny or talk bad about you because
you would just be one of them. Unless you act really strange
when you are all out drinking, but you could just blame the
alcohol

Yesterday I went to the headquarters of the life iusurance Co.
to cancel the contract.
When I got into and opened the door of the office,
I found a troop of sales ladies having a serious meeting there.
I was so scared that I reversed my steps at once and left.

why be afraid of women who do not work in your office and that you
will never see again? that is just ridiculous. what could the do to
you?

I went to a dentist though,the dentist was really handsome.No way...

Where is Mr Shit now?

>>792
They seemed to be discussing earnestly "how to get more contracts",
so if went in and said "Excuseme...I came here to cancel my contract",
I felt I may be killed by them.
And also, the woman in charge of Me was probably there.

>>795
Were they hot?

>>well if it could affect your job then its probably okay to be afraid.
if they didn't then you have no reason to be afraid and should just
get your business done. They can't kill you. and so what if they
look at you bad or speak bad of you after you leave. Its their job
to end your contract if you want to.

>>796
you're an ass

A flock of women somehow gives a guy shiver,
even if they were young and beautiful.

>>798
Why?

I like shaved girls better than hairy ones.
I guess that's because they remind me of young children.
Am I a pervert who loves child porn?
Well, actually I don't like child girls.
I like shaved girls in their 20's......

do you feel allright in this peaceful summer evening?

Japan is asleep when I am awake and vice versa.
GMT+1 vs GMT+9

Gentleman,
Which communication board gatherd native speakers do you recommend if I write?
I'm Mani Yamagaki, studying English ^o^
Tell me please.

I'm sorry to be my bad English!






(＊´Д｀)

>>800
if you need to ask, then there is no hope for you

>>805

no u

Why do peaple have to pay for the exchanges?!

>>806
good come back ass

Yes!

and you don't understand sarcasm...even better

it is a good thing the german did not marry the texan.

texas people are the worst of americans.

he would have surely been unhappy

im always so fucking busy and it seems like i never get anything done.
blah

The fucking gorilla boy was school's dog with zeal.

I have been blocked writing here all day long, today.

It was a restriction for YBB members.
Once upon a time, some two years ago, I met a beautiful girl on the road
who have a paper bag talking to passerbys.
Allured by her who was a YBB advertising girl, I became a YBB member.

･3･)chocola BB

My mother sent me some money, so I bought a new suit.
I bought it at F1. It's very cool in summer weather.

Isn't it cheap one?

Yes, it's cheap. For me, the cheaper, the better.
I haven't much money. I can't afford to have it tailor-made.

I didn't mean a tailor-made.
Why don't you go to department stores or men's clothing shops?

If I have such money, I would like to go some good restaurants.
But, I never buy my suits at D***. It's a waste of money.

Mr Shit always stands by me though figuratively.

i recommend departmentstore.
mass marketing store sells orly poorly sewn suits.
especially A****a. i never buy there.

orly -> only

Want Mr Shit back?

no.

It's the end of the day today!
Let's all go home and relax!

Shit up straight man, don't bend your back.

I bought a translating soft.
I bought a translating soft ware.
Let's try!

Shit up straight man, don't bend your back.
Sit up straight, man. Don't bend your back.

私は柔らかく翻訳を買いました。
私は翻訳ソフトウェアを買いました。
トライしましょう！
引き立て役の上に大便をし、背中を曲げないでください。
まっすぐ座っていてください、君。背中を曲げないでください。

Foreigners who arrived at Japan will get panicked hearing almost
all Japanese say "please shit down."
日本に到着した外国人は、ほとんどすべての日本人が、「どうぞ、クソ
が下に置く」と言うのを聞いて、うろたえるでしょう。

Hi, Japanese sweet lovely beautiful girls.
Don't say to me, "Shit down on the chair."
Please tell me, "Sit down".
If you can't say "sit down", you may say "have a seat" or something, but do not say "shee-it".
ハーイ日本のかわいい美しい美しい女の子。私に、「椅子の上で下に大便をしてください」と言わないでください。
どうぞ、「座ってください」を私に話してください。「座ってください」と言うことができないならば、
「座席を持っていてください」か何かと言ってもよいけれども、「くそっ」と言わないで。

This translating soft ware is rather good.
I can check my spelling and large mistakes.
But it can't make my sentences natural or comfortable to read.
I'm afraid my English sentences look like something written by robots.
Too mechanical.

>>832
did you use the software to write that?
i think it sounds fine..

>>833
I write in English first. Then I translate it to Japanese.
It will check my spelling and grammatical errors.
There is another way. First Japanese and translate it to English
and correct it. But, I don't take it, because I can think in English
a little.
I hope I can write and speak a beautiful English in future. The point
must be reading books. But, I am a very slow reader.
I read English hundred times slower than Japanese.

"A bastard in life thus a bastard in death."

Long time no see.

>>836
Hello
Yes, I had been away from home for over a month.

Follow me if you please. I'll be waiting.

Chat in English (Part 15)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1119554437/

I ate junk food as a lunch today.
Lotteria's shrimp burger.
Eating junk food is the best for my health, I believe.

The teacher suggested I go to school.
But I refused it and became an artist.

I am respected by many people as an artist.
I am a graphic designer and one of my works is
exhibited at an museum. Don't believe me. It's my dream.
I hope some of my works will sell at a so so price.

"Shall Shall Shall". How difficult it is.
Teach me how to use the word.

Shall is another form of should.

I shall go to school tomorrow.
You shall not eat unless I allow you to.
shit, is second sentence correct? It sounds awkward.

The second sentence is correct.

Is cereal a popular breakfast food in Japan?

>>846
i don't really know, but I don't think so.

"Don't look at me with those sad eyes."

hey I want to became graphical designer too!

I want a job. What should I do to get regularly employed by
some nice company at my age?

>>849
EEHHhhhh(´A`;)hhhhHHEEｰｰ

>>851
what?

so bored at work.. omg.

for a man of my talent, most channelers r poor in mind!

>>843 >>844 thanks a lot

We have mainly two kinds of breakfast in Japan.
Japanese style and Western style.
(It's as same as toilet.)
Japanese menu is a combination of boiled rice, bean card
soupe and so forth. Western one is
a set of coffee or black tea, bread and butter , jam, milk, eggs etc. You can see two of them in any hotels. But I always see cereals at pantry shops. I wonder who buy and eat them.
I always eat bread and butter, black tea with milk, a sunny-side
egg and roast vegetables.
( Is "roast vegetables" correct? And, how about "pantry shops"?)

my goal os to become a graphical designer!

I always take a long time to write English sentences.
But, it is becoming shorter and shorter. I hope I will
be able to write as fast as English speaking people talk.

I walked for a long time to come home yesterday.
It was raining heavily and the road was very muddy.
Moreover, it thundered and lightened.

I took a math test yesterday. It was difficult and I thought about
one question for a long time. I had scarcely enough time for other
questions.

what part do you hide at a public bath?

or, have you ever been to Japanese public bath?

Is it too much to ask that I have sex soon?!

its almost been a year since i last had sex. Im too horny!
I need to get laid damnit!

hi!i am happy. WHY? think by yourself

I think it's the time to see him again.
I haven't seen him for the long time.
It's about two months.
But, isn't it too hot to see him?
Such a hot summer day of July 30.
It will be the celebration of his birthday.

How do witches live on? Do they eat children or suck the blood of children?

>>823 i didn't know the word "seun."
it was one of "sew sewed sewn."
i should not read them "seu seud seun", but "so so-d so-n."

I wonder which are stronger witches or ghouls.

Something will happen tonight...

I don't know what...

It's raining, hot and muggy, here in Taiwan.

It's hot and sultry today in Japan, too.
I will go to a swimming pool where the water is so cool and clear.

Is there any swimming pool the water is not clear or cool?

"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk,
and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."__mitch.hedberg

which word means severer and more unpleasant situation, muggy or sultry?

some swimming pools have water heated

You are sleeping? No one is here.

My ex-girlfriend came into town for the weekend. We're still friends
so I showed her around and we hung out and had fun. Even though we had
used email and IM it was the first time I had seen her in maybe a year
and a half. It was very nice to see her again and spend some time with
her.

Unfortunately it also made me think how much I wish we were still going
out. We broke up almost 3 and a half years ago, but I still have feelings
for her. The last time I saw I told her so. She said it was impossible
to go back but she valued our friendship. I thought I was over it because
I know there is no chance for me and her again, but i guess Im not.
If I can't have her I would like to find a woman very similar to her I think.
The time we were together was the happiest time in my life so far.

What is even worse is that I was the one to suggest we break up because
I thought a long distance relationship was too hard. If only I had been
stronger. It always feels like the biggest mistake of my life.

Oh well at least I have her as a friend. It is better than nothing I
suppose.
at least I

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it feels like i have a huge gap missing in my life and i don't know
how to fill it.

i feel so sick of everything and almost like i don't want to know
the people i know anymore.

i can't seem to find people that suit me.

and i want her back (or do i just think i want her back because
she makes remember how happy i was back then? Of course i don't
know if things would really get better if we got back together or
even if we would work well together a second time around, but i think
think i want to try. of course it really doesnt matter what I
want because i know she doesnt want the same thing. And honestly
how could it work anyway with our lives being the way they are...?)

sigh

sometimes i stare at my phone in the hope that it will ring

Its the first time I heard it.

heard what?

Nener mind. Its nothing.

A woman is pushing her phone into her hole.

nener→never

ok, if you say so i won't insist

>>886
huh? where did that come from?

i wish i could be taught more about sexing from Kobayashi Miyuki
she would make a very good teacher in my opinion

Why would it maker her happy to know that I still love her if
she doesn't want to go back? Does that mean she still loves me
but doesn't believe it would work?

Would anyone like to see my anus?

>>892
Do you like Sex？

>>892
i hate you

Come on, don't be such a prig!
Let's have fun instead!

...and I they are going to go back to get you, they'll be peeling your face from the
pavement.

and if they*

I want to screaw.

you want to screw.

American boys suck!

that's a good idea!

Yeah (!)

Rainy days and Mondays always cheer me up.

to tell the truth, we live together though we are not married yet. isn't it looking depressive?

Rainy days are wonderful.+ Smells nice.

Endless rain
Fall on my heart
Wash away my pain
Before it breaks apart

yeah, smells nice!
i was in kyoto yesterday. it was raining, but more
beautiful than usual.

I'm at a loss for words.

I am listening to sad music right now.
i dont know if it's comforts me or makes even more sad

"It's always raining in my mind."

I rarely listen to happy music.

what are you listen to right now? >>911

i mean not right now
i mean usual
oops

The Paper Chase.

I listen to alot of music. I'm really enjoy Deerhoof, Blonde Redhead, Pavement,
Death Cab for Cutie, Kagerou, The Faint..those are kind of my favourites. What do
you like to listen to?

I wonder if insulators really make a difference to my audio system.

we have been seeing each other for a long time.

>>916
What is an insulator?

Pure clean electricity supply comes first I guess.

Don't ask me a thing. I am monologuing myself to death here.

oh

im listenin to eric satie's gymnopedies
it's good example of extreme simple and extreme beautiful piece of music.

you can monologue to the 1000

Audio critics argue that they can get better sound at night because the outer electrical noise is minimum.

But I never felt the difference.

i think you are crazy

I am crazy about music.

I love people who can be crazy about what they love.

..and that moment will play in your head for the rest of your days.

i have to clear up something.

I want to listen to Enya in Super Audio CD format.

enya is crap. it does not deserve super audio cd

Heaven is for climbing. Hell is for conversation.

I want to listen to Onmyoza in the Super Audio CD format, too.

i like dull autumn's day
where the sky is gray-white, and it's somewhat cold these day i can feel a strange
feelings.

you know it's good after cold street run in train and read some book.
i have a lot of good memories like that. what do you think about memories?
is our lives are just compilation of memories? it's important to have memories

Find a place that lasts forever.

Forever is the pain and pain is pleasure.

Pleasure is treasure.

If I disappear, you know I'm free.

Treasure is in your heart.

Heart-failure mekes me a failure.

Failure is success if you learn from it.

They put her casket into quicksand.

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.

Once a boy found a letter which said that I like him.

Poor me! You think you are funny!

Funny bones were ticked to explode my brain tisue.

The next time I saw that boy, I had the urge to punch his face.

I wish that it was easy to forget about people.

Tissue breakdown inside the brain could lead to a vegetative state.

I had made enough fool out of myself in one day.
I think I need to read French literature.

The harm cannot be undone.

Je pense que je dois lire la litterature francaise.

You must do what you feel is right.

Naoki never says my name.

You were built to spill.

because naiki is too shy to call someone's name he has feelings for.

He said "I swear to God I'll take it to the grave...
and she said "stop making that sound," in the most hurtful of tones, and
threw dirt upon him which broke his bones.

Hello halo.
Goodbye goodnight.

my interesting sentense

Are you OK?

Maybe it would be better if I never saw her again. Not that we
see each often, mostly just an occasional email or IM, but there
is always the proverbial flood of emotion when I do see her.
I kept it all in check this time because I did really enjoy her
company as a friend and I didn't want to ruin anything. But
its so hard to look at her and remeber how good it was together
and not be able to do anything about it.

She is probably better off without me though. But seriously, if
I can't get over her perhaps its better to just not see her.
If every time we get a chance to hang out Im going to feel the
same way, maybe we shouldnt hang out...

it's night in japan.
soon be 7 pm.

I slept in the evening, about one hour.
It was a good nap.
I feel very healthy now. I'll eat a dinner, then sleep again.
I'm reading the same book for about 3 weeks, a diary of
a writer who loved girls, wine and Paris.
He wished for the victory of France and the defeat of Japan
and Germany even during the world war.

what book is that?

Umm...try to remember.

He said when he saw the flags of Japan and Austria hoisted together on a
celebration day, they looked like a red Koshimaki, Japanese women's petticoat.
He hated the axis and loved the allied, especially France, though he is a
Japanese and lived in Tokyo then.

It is going to die soon.

I've been thinking that on August 15th in 1945, the Japan's surrender
day, all Japanese listened to radio broadcast of the emperor's
speech and cried with dismay. But, I was wrong.
He didn't listen the radio and his comment at that night was only as
follows.
"The war has finished. It's good. I drank a toast to the peace
with some acquaintances. "

It's very nice, isn't it?

>>968 What is "it" that is dying?

Today is the Fourth of July. I hate America.

>>971
yeah I know. Every house smells like BBQ at evening.

Candace is a man.

I think so, too.

Fuck off Dwaine.

I can count to a thousand in English!

dwaine isnt here! candace is a girl im sure

Nine hundred seventy-seven.

You are getting in my way...

japan people are ugly masses without individuality! i hate japan

You can say that again.
But I'll knock you down if you do.

japanese people are ugly cunt whore without individuality
japanse gurls will suck your dick and eat your shit for LV bag!
whores
whores
the whole country of whores and idiots

Yeah,That's right!

お前等アメリカの小学生でももう少し高度な英語使えるぞ

japan is a rotten
all values are lost
japan is a rotten
all people are crap
japan should nuked
to gain values again
japan should puked
to give a die again
die whore
die stupid
you are not deserved to live
because
japan is so rotten

Today I went to an Native American Pow Wow in Mescalaro.I watched the Indians
dance, sing, and play pow wow drums. Native Americans from across the nation
came to participate. Ute Mountain Ute Tribe, Southern Ute Tribe, Jicarilla Apache
Tribe, Mescalero Apache Tribe, Pueblo of Zuni, and Ysleta del Sur Pueblo are
all tribes that live in New Mexico. All of them were present for the Pow Wow.
The Dance of the Hunter and Buffalo + The Dance of the Crowns
were my favorites. There were many dancers, from young to old. They wore beautiful
costumes with large bells and feathers. In The Dance of the Crowns 4 teenage boys
and one young boy wear full head covers with red blind folds. They painted their
bodies with natural inks. On top of their heads they wore large wooden and glass
crowns. I loved the fact that they couldn't see a thing, yet their dance looked so
perfect.
In The Dance of the Hunter and the Buffalo 1 young man played the hunter, 2 older
men played the buffalos and there were also 2 beautiful young girls dancing to
symbolize the tribes' thankfulness towards the Buffalo. This dance was used to honor
the buffalo who provided them with food and clothing.
Inside the tipis (teepee;tepee) they had cedar fires cooking different types of
bread, meats, and sweets. I was baffled by the way that the women could stay in
these hot tents for hours on end, with smoke filling the air. An Apache women asked
if I would like to come into one of her tents so I could get a better look at the
dances. After only 30 minutes of being in there I felt like my eyes were burning.
I respected the old women so I continued to let my eyes burn until it was
appropriate to leave her.

>>973
You're mother is a man.

Today is the Fifth of July. My birthday.
Do I hate America?
No, I don't!
I know nothing about America.

>>988
Happy Birthday v(^ _ ^)

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what a weird cake >_<

>>989 thank you. i become 28 yo.