English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９

please say anything here but only in english

2 gettooo

The shit thread was built again...

i luv this thread!

You're fucking foolish losers.

this is the dumbest thread i've ever see.

n

>>6
lol u loser

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English Monologue(英語で独り言)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1077553727/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART 2
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1084892826/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ３
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1092418854/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ４
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1095365590/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ５
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1098797820/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ６
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1101529732/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103938145/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ８
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1110298355/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ９
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116932009/

Hey, does anybody wanna talk?

Are you the same person who had bitten off your opponent's ear in the ring?

eh? what are you talking about

Let's talk about Yukorin!

>>12
no that was Mike Tyson

everything is stupid
everything is dumb
everything is retarded
nothing is ever fun

talking about Yukorin is a waste of time.

oh, is that really true? I didnt know that

Suck my cock!

>>19
いきなりおまえの得意技使っちゃったのかよ

yukorin http://yukorin.main.jp/

I always wanted to know whether "英語に関する情報交換と学問的な議論の場所です"
is a real person or some kind of automated script.
If he's a real person then he's very sincere about his job.

Anyways,

what is sage

attack 25!

What Westerners think about sage (Part 1):

http://www.4chan.org/faq.php
2. Sage

a. What is saging?

Saging is the process of replying to a topic without bumping it, in order to add to its post count.

b. Why should I care?

When a post reaches a certain post count, it cannot be bumped. By saging a post, you are in effect causing it to be pruned faster, and disallowing it from being bumped further.

c. How do I sage?

To sage, simply enter "sage" without quotes into the e-mail field in your reply.

What Westerners think about sage (Part 2):

http://www.world4ch.org/guide.html
What is sage?
When you tick the sage checkbox next to your reply, it will not bump the thread.
Usually, when you reply, the thread will be moved to the top of the list for further discussion; with sage enabled, it will not.

http://4-ch.net/4ch.html
What is a Sage?
Saging is where you add a post to a thread, but do not bump it up to the top.
This allows users to add content to a thread, but not annoy the rest of the board with the thread bumping up.
To sage your post, simply put "sage" (minus the quotation marks) in the Email field.

but i like bumping up the thread

Don't mind, don't mind!

i wont

How come you guys don't use here?

got distracted by the other monolouge thread

bastard made this thread incarnate a denizen of imagination.

imagination is great. it allows me to be a viking

by the way I prefer a buffet to a viking

I have always wondered why in Japan we call buffet a viking?
Vikings are the ancient people of Sweden and Norway so how is it
related to buffet?


Vikings are cool that is why I imagine I am one. They had cool
ships and could ski and use bows and arrows at the same time.
They were tough guys

The Imperial Hotel in Japan created a Japanese word "baikingu" which means buffet.

actually they did not create a word. They could pronounce
smorgasbord which is a Swedish word for buffet for they
just applied the word viking with Japanese pronouciation instead

maybe I went too far??I'm pleased to point out my joking.

I at least knew you were joking. I don't really imagine myself
a viking. althoug the buffet thing is still strange to me

by the way,please tell me this difference in nuance...
assure→
ensure→　　ALL THE SAME？
insure→

I'm taking my first TOEIC test tomorrow. I'm so nervous.

>>41
> assure
guarantee

> ensure
check, confirm

> insure
underwrite (insurance)

I hate any kinds of bugs.

I am suffering from Mizumushi on my foots.

in english they call it athletics foot

it may sound strange, but it is true that if you piss on your feet
it will kill the mizumushi and you will be cured

>>46 athletics foot

more widely used is "athete's foot"

>>45 foots

should be "feet"

(although you use "foots" when referring to dregs or footlights)

"athlete's foot" (mind L)

sorry...

Kansai dialect is odd.

Don't shoot until you see the pales in their eyes.

>>49
You should hear the way they speak in Kagoshima then.

Or in Akita. Kansai dialect is easy to understand in comparision
besides standard Japanese and the Kanto dialect is pretty
boring really

>>51
Is it easy for you to understand all the dialects?

Not at all. Tokyo language is easy for everyone.
Im from Kansai so of course I can handle Kansai dialects but
North Eastern Japan and like in Kyuushuu or far western Japan
gets really hard

>>53
Ohhh, interesting!!

"Pleased to meet you, all we are is sound."

"Gabba Gabba Hey!"

"Before you learn how to walk. Before you learn how to rock, you learn to rollerskate...Around the rink, let's go."
ヽ(^_^ )）（(^,^ )ノ

being sad is boring. >__<

but forced happiness is dangerous

"Was your temple left in ruins? I've been waiting for so long for someone to mend all the pain."

I'm in the mood for loneliness.

Rip them down
Hold me up
Tell them that
I'm your gun
Pull my trigger
I am bigger than

"Cause there's this switch that get's hit. And it all stops making sense. And in the middle of drinks maybe the fifth or sixth
I am completely alone at a table of friends. I feel nothing for them. NOTHING...and each morning she wakes with a dream to describe
something lovely that bloomed in her beautiful mind. I said I'll trade you one for 2 nightmares of mine, and somewhere we die, and somewhere we all die."

>>62
<3

Mr. Prez in his big White House
Listen he says we're comin' out
Infiltration-we're numbin' your minds
Concentration-we've done time

"Tomorrow when I wake up I'm finding my brother and I'm making him take me back down to the water,
that lake where we sailed and we laughed with our father. I will not desert him, oh I will not
desert him. No matter how I may wish for a coffin so clean, all these trees to undress all their
leaves unto me. I put my face in the dirt and then finally I see the sky that has been avoiding
me...No matter what I would I do in attempt to replace all these pills that I take trying to
balance my brain. See the curious girl with that look on her face _ so suprised she stares out
from her display case."

"said we'll need something to remind us of all the sweetness that has passed through us.
The priest dress children for choir, but found no joy in what was sung. The funeral had
begun... Long after night has come to claim any life that still remains in the corner of
the frame that you put around her face. Two pills just weren't enough. The alarm clock
is going off. But you are not waking up. This isn't happening...it is."

I have one rocket..

That is big!

lick my rocket!!!

and kick my rocket!!!!

Covertly got ６９．

Insanity _unfre__ai.co's employees follow me persistently.
They get out of factory in working hours by president's order
and come wherever I exist.
Oh! This is group stalking!

i'm going to the states next year.

I hope it is not New York or California

Why?
New York and California are not good for study English?
Which satate is good?

We are the champions, no time for losers(like You here)

I can't write here from my PC because my IP address is limited... XP

CA and NY are major place for travel, so there aren't good for study. In fact I didn't study for 3 months...OTL
How about Boston or Texas

Oh, I long for tranquillity!

You are idiots

独り言で英訳してくれませんか？
（設定）
ブライアン！
ジョディー！こんなところで偶然会うとは思わなかったよ。長いあいだ会ってないよね。調子はどう？

（続きの英訳おねがいします）
とてもいいわ。三年前に結婚して、今じゃ二人の子供がいるの。毎日が楽しいわ。あなたはどう？
あんまりよくないね。
そう。そういえば六年間も会わなかったけど（out of touchを使用）、その間どうしていたの？
実は刑務所に四年間もいたんだ。昨日出所したばかりなんだ。
本当に？どうして高校のとき優等生だったあなたが刑務所なんかにいるのよ？信じられないは。何があったの？

M's girls are all superb. You need to keep watching them.

Mami Yamazaki is the most popular of all the M's idols, which
I think is because she is learning English in a TV program called
100go-de-start. I did see many people post and say she was an angel,
she really was a robust angel or something. To tell you the truth,
though, I watched the TV program only once.

＞＞73
　Why Don't You Choice ‘CANADA' ?

But of course I think Mami looks good. What if she was ugly?
She didn't join the M's club. Only a girl with the cute face
can belong to it. You can see why she is an M's girl if you
watch her on TV.

By the way, I love Sato TaMao. I don't know wether I'm right or
wrong, but I think TaMao can be certified as an M's girl. Her
name is taMao. She is cute, pretty, and charming, although some of
the Japanese women must hate her behavior.

I admit that all of M's girl are considerably pretty.
They are nice. buy you should admit an important thing that
Kaela Kimura is the most beautiful girl. M's girl are not her enemy.

I believe TaMao has what it takes to become an M's girl.
Pretty as she looks, we can accept her behavior. She is a little
talkative but appealing to males. If you like her and you have
lots of money, I suggest coming to see her and ask for marrige!
I would hope for your success.

>>85
If you stick to her, then why don't you set up a new club?
I don't know whether other K's girls are as cute as Kimura Kaela,
though.

K's girl club needn't to be built.
My Kaela is the summit of all women and girl globally.

Oh, and if you set up the K's club, I'll join it,
because I just remembered a beautiful K's girl.
Kato Rosa looks exotic and beautiful.

brian!
jhody! i never thought i run into you here. its been a while. how have you been?
im fine, i got married 3 years ago and have 2 kids now.
everythings fine, how are you doing?
ahh actually,not good
ive been out of touch with you for almost 6 years. hows it going?
ahh, to tell you the truth, ive been in jail for 4 years and got out of there just yesterday.
are you kidding?
i remember you were a pretty good student back in highschool.
why on earth have you been in jail? i cant believe it.
what had happened?

>>87
You don't like her to be famous for her beauty?
Then I'll creat "Kato Rosa is Number 1" club. Let me
shorten it as KRN-1. That sounds nice, doesn't it?
I'll gather her fans.

OK, a newly hounarble club is now built. K's club
Kaela Kimura and Kato Rosa

Rosa is a beautiful angel for sure, media says she is an angel.

you and kato rosa? umm its like Beauty and the beast.

>>90
No, no, you'll include as many beautiful K's girls as possible
except for Kimura kaela. Kaela will be being discriminate against in
this thread.

Kato Noriko can belong to K's club, can't she?

>>91
I think the media is right. She is like an angel.

Kaela Kimura is a Venus. Rosa is a genuine angel.
i think Mami Yamazaki is minarai-angel（見習い天使）i think.

>>89
thanks

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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　三______________________ミi
　 　 　 　 　 　 　,､_l______________________l.
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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　､j,'　 `ﾟ''´:.ﾉ i::<･ゝ) .ﾊン　 ＜ Don't talk in here, fuckers!
. 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　i, 　 ｀ ,､/　i_　｀`　,r
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　'i　 ,r'ヽ、 _,〉　　/
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　　　└―'　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 '─┘

bottom line is that
ugly men( like you guys ) couldnt possibly date someone like, kaela or kato rosa.
wake up guys!

Kato Rosa, Becky, and Kimura Kaera are all half-Japanese.
Why don't you build a club for them?
I'd name the club NJ girls club-Not Japanese girls club
if I were you.

And Kim Bauer is a lunatic NEET. He must never be joined in the splendid K's club.

How about Kuraki Mai? I find it difficult to define her whether M or K

>>95&99
I like your ideas.
So let me combine your ideas to a new one.
We can have Kaela, Rosa, Mami, and Becky in a club.
They are what's called shiten-no in Japanese, aren't they?

>>100
Ignore him. We can party except for him.

I am afraid there is an inpure and inappropriate girl in 4 venuses.
Becky is not up to Kaela, rosa, Mami.
I'm sorry for fan of Becky

>>101
Do you like her?
If you twist my arm to let her in, I will.

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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ,r三ミﾐﾐヾヾﾐt,X(ﾘﾐ､,
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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　三______________________ミi
　 　 　 　 　 　 　,､_l______________________l.
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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　､j,'　 `ﾟ''´:.ﾉ i::<･ゝ) .ﾊン　 ＜ Shut the fuck up!
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　 ∧､ 　 　 　 　 　 　 i, 　ﾐ=_‐_-, 'i　/　 　 　 　 　 　 .∧_
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|( ● )|　i＼　 　　　_,,ノ　ヽ--`ｰ /／ / ＼　　　 ／i　|( ● )|
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　　[__|_|／〉ヽ、　　／　|/ ）;;;;/＼/　　 'く　　　　/〈＼|_|__］

>>105
I used to love her and buy many her CDs.
but after appearing my Kaela on TV, I have gradually lost my interst in her.

>>104
Why not? Come on!
Becky is half-Japanese as well. She is cheerful.
I myself is not so fond of her, but lots of her fans are
posting in the 2ch English board. We'd better get her into the
club.

i dont want to join in your stupid K7s club( or whatever its called) in the first place.

>>107
Plus, we haven't seen her recently.
She seems to have lost her favour, doesn't she?

>>108
OK i admit becky's joining.

>>109
shut up! You have already been nominated as black list in all financial institutions!!

英語でつぶやいてくれませんか？

お父さんのお店を継いだんじゃなかったの？

ああそうさ。最初の二年間は繁盛してたんだ。
ところが四年前駅前にデパートができたせいで店は倒産し、借金は増え続け、食料を買う余裕すらなくなったんだ。

それであなたはどうしたの？

借金取りに追われて生きるか死ぬかって時に、悪友ビルに誘われたんだ。「俺といっしょに銀行を襲おう！（come on使ってください。）」

お願いします。

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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ,r三ミﾐﾐヾヾﾐt,X(ﾘﾐ､,
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ミﾆﾐﾘ" ゛ミ､"゛ﾘ"ミﾐ､>
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　三______________________ミi
　 　 　 　 　 　 　,､_l______________________l.
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　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　'i　 ,r'ヽ、 _,〉　　/
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|( ● )|　i＼　 　　　_,,ノ　ヽ--`ｰ /／ / ＼　　　 ／i　|( ● )|
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　　[__|_|／〉ヽ、　　／　|/ ）;;;;/＼/　　 'く　　　　/〈＼|_|__］

It's nice to know that we have something in common.
We can enjoy talking about girls.

>>110
good point! I haven't seen her.
her songs are good, but not professional.
So that makes listers be away from her gradually I think.
But her looks is almost perfect

>>115
>her looks is almost perfect
Did she use surgical improvement?
She's not my type, though.

you all cant sleep?

I feel like smoking now. there is no any cigar in my Marlluboro box.

please Kim Bauer

So, do you think we need to take votes for the "who's your best idol"
list?

I think Mai's popularlity is divided.
I don't know whether she was taken a surgical operation or not.

>>118
Take this one. (＾−＾）y−~

>>119
Rosa, please.

Ilove Satomi Ishihara. She is very very pretty

it a pain, and im not a good translater.
and my posting>>89 is a piece of crap.

I requested Becky joined the new club, but
I'll vote for Rosa, who I find very exotic.

>>122
Thanks!

I'm afraid there is some crazy boy who repeatedly vote Yukorin to be no1 when we elect most pretty idol.

I think my Kaela is no1

ive been here in 2ch for almost 4 aours now,
which makes me dizzy and i feel like throwing up. oeeeee

>>124
She's not half-Japanese. She couldn't join the club
whatever would happen.

what about sonin!!!!
shes half-japanese, right? i like her.

how about Clisteru Takikawa? she is the most quickly woman I hit

>>126
Yukorin is only a idol. On the other hand,
Kaera is half-Japanese. And she sings very well.
I voted for Rosa, but my second best is Kaera Kimura.

>129
Get out! Proponent of terrorist!

>>129
If you say so, there's no reason to stop you.
Let her in.

>>131
I think you are sensible man. You understand Kaela's beautifulness.
Do you mind my calling you sensible man?

Is Son Sonin really half-Japanese?
Of course I also like her, but if she's not, she can't
join the Half-Japanese-Idol club, IMO.

>>130
What are you saying?
Did you meet her in person? And she was fast?

Sonin is a stranger! She's 100% korean! not half!

Kim Bauer must vote You Hitoto(一青　窈）is the most shining and pretty woman.
He is the most crazy NEET I know.

>>135
You flatter me. You don't bother to call me so.
And my best one is Rosa, not Kaera.

>>138
I'm not Kim, but Hitoto Yo looks cool I think.
She resembles Mochida Kaori very much, doesn't she?

Rosa and Kaela are the two greatest Summits!
Whoever can understan this truth, I wanna call them wise.

>>137
Then we have to exclude her this time.

ok.
sonin and kaela. they are on my top list, anyway

>>143
but I won't change my will to call you stupid NEET. Even if you find Kaela's beauty.

There doesn't seem to be a fan of Becky now.

Both Rosa and Kaera are pretty.

oh man, it started again!

For your imformation, Yukorin never farts, pervert!

I was such a stupid girl. They will never ever understand me.
Why I'd told them that? "I really love you"??? huh???
You said that??? even though we really haven't talked even shit???

Suck my cock!!!

Kaera is mine.

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　（´Д｀　） 　　　Pooh〜
⊂二、　　＼
　　　 ＼　 ） ） =>>151
　　　　/　/ /
　　　（_＿）_）

She said she was mine.

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She believed I would love her, but I said no to her.

I didn't know what she saw in me, but she said I was everything
to her.

She may be stupid. She will never understand I refuse her.
It is a pity.

Why is it only girls that Im not attracted to are attracted to me.
Im not saying these women are ugly, but I don't feel anything
for them other than friendship. Its fucking annoying that all
the women I am attracted to feel only friendship for me.

Nothing ever seems to line up correctly

I have no idea why she's this popular among boys here.

She always gets angry when she sees me talking to
other girls. I feel tired.

>>160
You should tell her to back off. she doesn't own you

She needs to control herself better than now.

She's off-the-chart smart when it comes to Math and physics,
but very silly, going mad, about me.

I always tell her I'm not her boyfriend, but she must be
out of her mind. She doesn't try to believe it. How many
times do I have to tell her about it?

Rosa is mine.

>>165
No, she's not yours.
I love her, too.

I remember Rosa was studying Italy in a TV program of NHK.

She was.

>>164
Perhaps you should talk to her friends and maybe they can make
her understand. Maybe you even have to be harsh to make her
understand, even though you may not want to hurt her.

>>165
Yukorin is yours. Rosa is mine.
Deal?

>>9
ありがとうございました！

I don't think it's the deal.
Rosa will choose me, not you, dude.

>>171
Don't sweat it.
I'll handle all of your requests, dude.

>>172
You're annoying, boy. Smell yukorin's fart and go to hell.

What're you talking about, dude?
I thought you said she never farts, dear?

My darling is just coming home! As he'd just called me.
I can't wait 'till he come!
Love ya!

Sorry to hear that. He didn't want to do it. You made him do it.
He will feel sick of you and you two will break up soon.

I started to study for examinatin.
The date of an examination is the end of the month.
I don't have confidence.

I love to lick your pussy.
Thank you.

who is Kim Bauer???

Hello from 4chan!!!!

test

hi jin, nice to meet you, and go back to 4chan.

4chan is FUN!
do u know about 2chan.net
it's popular image board too

>>183

Excuse me? Who is to say that I came here from 4chan?

http://robpongi.com/movies/chosengirls.mov
is this kim bauer?

I have a lumbago.
I hurt my vertebra and muscle of waist 2 month ago.
It was when I lifted a 50kg dumb-bell.
It took long time to recover.

I want to piss at night
But it's hard to piss for me!!!

I have finished my work today.
Then, I'll come home by train and bus.
It takes 40 minutes.
I have two cats in my house.
They are all male.
I want to have female one.

You must want to drink a cup of cowpiss.

The antonym of monologue is dialogue.

no Im just waiting for a urine to come out
but it's not coming out!
it drives me crazy!!

whats so special about 2channel ?

BIX NOOD NIGGA

You must have cystitis.

i dont know...
it's only that bad at night
but in all other times(At morning, for example)
it's normal

The sky was blue, the air was clear, today.
I love everything and every person.
To love every person is rather difficult, but I try.

Fight you Broadband Commandos, for ever loving /b/!

i hate everything and every person

love me only and suck my cock!

>>in english they call it athletics foot
>>it may sound strange, but it is true that if you piss on your feet
>>it will kill the mizumushi and you will be cured

I wish.
Make sure you treat that quickly before it goes all over your foot or gets into your nail bed. You'll thank yourself.

You can love only Yukorin, can't ya?

yeah!!
btard are finaly here
cool
lets talk about cockmongler and happy negro

why do you love Yukorin so much?
she's just a whore
you know

Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me.

>>205
Guess I'll eat some worms?

So, it may be chronic inflammation of your prostate gland.
You'd better go to the urologic doctor's.
The prostate massage and antibiotics will cure it.
It happens in the night because you are tired after your work.

cool! I'll try it >207

You are fuckin' idiots who only like a ridiculous kind of topic on whore idol Yukorin

>>207 that's only if you are a man.

I dont find yukorin cute.
she is for people with lolikon

how do u feel today?
yesterday was great day for me
but this day is totaly crap
I felt depressed all day

>>207 That's if you are a man, because women doesn't have it.

I am a jobless cherry man who aged 35. Never laugh at me!!

yeah
women have sand in their vaginas

>>214
do you live with your poor,old parents?

>>214
cant stop laughing. youre worse than me.

Every day is same for me, caz I am jobless.

>>216
Yes, but my parent push me to work

To say pleasant thing to neets
I am 18yo dropout.

I love you,, so don't be depressed.
Why I love you?
Because, everybody loves everybody, often without knowing.

But best solution you can find is suicide.
it's really not that painfully. and easy because after all these years lazyng at home
and doing nothing you can't go back to work. and to shit work. because you are
became useless

what's cherry man???

>>221
are you taking ecstasy　or something?
this world is full of shit, thats it.

What in addition to your stupidness makes you be crazy about Yukorin?

Do your best at whatever you are able to do. It is the only thing we can ask as humans.

Very good english guys!!
Go to the states and people will laugh there heads off.

NEETs can't back to work.

I think some of the hello-work clerks sometimes try to control their laughing at my joblessness carrer ,my ugly face, and my fat.

you're so cruel >227.
try to cut off your penis.
it helps

I think some of the hello-work clerks sometimes try to control their laughing at my joblessness carrer ,my ugly face, and my fat.

ha ha
that was funny

>>227
IRONY ALERT. You want "their" LOL INTERWEB ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE.

what?

I am using tripcode

I must take your farewell,
Carried by destiny,
Bound to obey.

my penis burn

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　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ I SUCK COCKS
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this thread is deserted
nobody want to write something

there aren't enough English speakers here, I guess.
Come on! Invite friends!

yeah, friends from /b/
LOL

hey I'm busy translating in the jp>english thread kthxbai I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP WTF.

lol weeaboo

aye-firmative

You can get Yukorin.

Yukorin farts smell like vanilla

ill 100% support your-0%-possibility-love towords yukorin!
good luck.

You are hiding your love for Yukorin.

Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me.

what Kim Bauer do all the day?
trolling on 2ch??

maybe we'll get lucky and yukorin will get pregnant and have to have a
wedding. then her career will be over and she will never be discussed
again.

When a girl idol marries handsome musician, rich IT business man, or something, her nerds will turn into enemy.

I wish the day yukorin nerds will become yukorin enemies would
be tomorrow

We can see the idiot scene soon caz lots of foolish nerds of Moe Yamaguchi are facing thier crisis

you dorks

really Yamaguchi Moe is going to be married soon? I did not
hear such a thing.

It's raining outside in Kansai, today.
Not inside the door, of course.

Moe is said to marry a 30 years old young IT billionaire.

I am hungry because I am dieting.

I'm a boutique owner. It's not so busy today.
So, I'm not very happy. I feel happy when my shop is
busy and I can earn money much.

Do you just watch people walk by and go about their daily lives as you wait for customers?

What are you selling?

Ladies

Are the ladies happy?

Are you selling ladies?

No! Lady's wear.

If ten customers buy a hundred thousand yen goods, I can get
a million yen each day.

Do you have beautiful employees who model the goods? At the least it'd get some guys in the store, heh.

I have two employees every day.
Six persons work in shift.

They are very beautiful and they make good models for the dresses.

Do you like home work?
I don't like it.

Homework sucks but it helps people understand the stuff they learn in school.

Homework destroy your brain.

I think she is sexy.
Sexy means she makes me vigorous.
I vigorously ask her to be my girl friend.
She must be happy, too.

Her eyes are so cute.
But, the problem is, she is only nineteen years old but already married and has two children.

It's not a problem at all. She loves me.
That's all what I need.

oh... that's a big problem.
but you can get a girlfriend more suit for you.

Another problem is, her nose is rather big.
But, I always love a girl with rather big nose but not too large.
That's because, my first love,,,
Oh! that's she. She taught me a good sex and her nose was rather big.
Do you know how to kiss a girl of that kind?

I love her, who also loves me. Isn't it nice to know
somebody in the world is watching me?

I would be able to buy a suit more suitable to me.

You are suffering from insane brain because of over-wanking.lol

it's the best way for you to be a nerd of slut Yukorn and give up that whore!!

Her another charm point is that her
upper lip is a little turned up.
Could I express it enough, I wonder.
But, a little turned up upper lip is
too charming for me to stop
kissing her.

Though I wanted to buy her a expensive ring or a pendant, but
I have such big money-the one I saw was over 30,000 dollars!
So I decided to creat a cordial present to please her. I went
to a shop which dealt with lots of merchandises, looking for
something funny and useful, and found a peace of wood.
I bought it and use the material to make a small box. In the box put
was a nut of the size of which suit her.

what's LOL →Look Ossann with Love?
what's whore →　must be whole ;; don't mind every man makes mistake.

BTW, whole studens in my class love cafe au lait.

The time finally came when I met her to ask her to marry me.
It was thrilling to think that in an hour or two I had to present
her the box I made in which there was the nut! We met where we always
did. I felt queasy to wonder if she would say yes to me.

Women are kind of nuts. So they usually love bolts.

>>287
But then they start screwing them all.

A 19-year-old girl with 2 children...I thought it must be silly
to ask her out since she was the mother of them, raised them.
But I couldn't change my mind. I thought I would do anything to
marry her.

She said she left her children to her mother, I mean,
grandmom for the children, of course. To her I smiled back and
told her to go for a dinner(I saved some money for that).
We walked down the street to the restraunt with which I made
a reservation. At the front door of it, I stepped before her
and opened the door to let her in first and she stepped into it.

Sounds romantic.

She looked to me like she got very pleased to see how exclusive
the restrant was, but at the same time like she was worried how
much it did cost to eat in the restraunt.

I love theater.
Especially of musical.

So, I'll go to the restaurant to eat lunch.
My be udon noodle.

may be??

Oh, I forgot to tell you. Though it looked very exclusive to us
then, in retrospect, the restraunt cost less than you may think.
We didn't have so much money that it looked more than they
really were to us.

maybe

Ah, do you think Yukorin is the 19-year-old girl?

Tamao is 30.

GET OUT, we don't need fishy and smelly girls.

Oh! maybe !!

>>299
Is she still 30?

>>299
I thought she was well over 60.

Tamao has Boin.

Imagine Mr Shit is stroking Yukorin's face and his fingers
nursing her breasts.

That part of women always smell.

Mr Shit starts to comb her hair before hugging her.

Some young girls love to see well grown-up gentle adults
like Mr shit, dude.

In my head, Mr Shit is like Ken Watanabe, very calm and generous
and atractive. I'd love him if I were a woman.

He must be.

But very experienced as he is, Mr Shit can see through Yukorin,
young lad. He'd play with her, knowing that she is pretending
she is cutie and knowing she'd smoke only in front of girls.

If you meant Sato Tamao, she is my type.

fuck off woman

It seems there are so many Yukorin's fans here, though
I prefer Kato Rosa and Kimura Kaela.

How about Kato Rosa's fart?

Don't know.
A little bird told me, though, Yukorin's fart smells like
vanilla.

>313
watch your mouf

>315
who dat?

Fart sometimes smells awful but some other time you can't
smell it because nothing's smelly.

彼氏の前でおならをしそうな人」を選ぶコーナーでは、小倉が「私の（おなら）は普通
のバニラのにおいです」と恥ずかしそうに“ゆうこりんワールド”を展開。

I think foreigner's fart is more smelly than Japanese's.

depends on what you eat.

But even if we eat meet, our fart is less smelly.

Wanna eat my snot?

What's snot?

Mr Shit would eat your snot, dude.
His fart smells like shit, not vanilla.

_unfre__ai.co is famous for group stalking.

/b/tards stalk cracky-chan. poor girl.

LIVE A LIFE

Mr. Tomizawa!
I go to your home.
See you tomorrow!

poop on ur mouth...lol

Do you know 4chan?
it's place where american nerds are gathering to discuss anime and other otaku
hobbies
they are really pathetic

I watched 4chan before, but i didn't found it interesting.

I sent random emails to an indies record companies asking them if they
could give me a job because I love music and especially indies music
more than almost anything else. I said that it was my dream to have
a job related to the music I love and even though i am not trained in
anything I serioulsy want to work to promote the scene and keep the music
alive. I got several rejections and many other labels simply ignored me.

One company wrote back and said that they were interested in meeting me.
They invited me to a concert they are promoting so that we could directly
talk. I wonder if perhaps my dream will become reality? Or maybe they
just want me to attend their concert. Or maybe they just think I am
an interesting person and want to meet and hang-out, but don't want to or
can't left me work for them. I hope there is a job for me. My life
would be soo much brighter if that was the case. Oh well at least I'll
be going to a good concert (even though I was probably going to go whether
they had invited me or not).

>>331

lol

Bahrain is strong

I shall repeat myself:

When monkeys throw their poo it is funny

>>335
Not really, Japan is just lazy

（−＿−）Neo-Mugicya is an honor of Hickies...
（∩　∩）

>>338 Who is this Neo-Mugicya? o_o

>>339 He is an offfender of Nisitetsu Bus jack.
Neo-Mugicya is crazy boy.

Mugicha ; barley tea

What the good effect of drinking Mugicha?

I like oolong tea better than barley tea.
Because barley tea makes my abdomen feel swell.

Beer is a kind of barley juice. It is made from hops and ferment.
Fermentation of them makes tasty beverage with alcohol. When you drink it, you will be drunk and become happy.

i'm a big beer drinker @@

I am a cookie monster!

cookies have a lot of sugar.
do you have diabetes?

The cause of diabetes is the relative lack of insulin activity and not the excess of sugar intake.

ingesting a lot of sugar does help diabetes develop

It's, if you have a diabetic predisposition or factor, for example, on your gene.

To tell the truth, my gene made me beautiful and voluptuous.

You may not be able to understand "voluptuous."
it's like "glamorous," and this is the first time I use it.

you can't be glamorous!

why can't she or he be glamourous?

I assume it was a woman because usually voluptous is not associated with
a man

I woke up today feeling fully rested but I didnt want to get out of
bed. When Im in bed I feel protected, like I don't have to face all
the crap in the world. I can just lie comfortably all wrapped up in
my blankets and forget that all my problems.

It got difficult. My body was telling me to get up, but my mind said
"No, just stay and feel safe." Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep and
just drift into a coma; not being dead but not waking up. Its probably
because Im too scared to face up to my life. I just want to run away.

Why run awaya? Because I know that Im not going to get a job that is
meaningful to me, that I probably won't be able to live where I want and
that I will be just like everyone else: working to survive; just shutting
their brains off for 8 hours everyday just so they can try to cram all
their fun and enjoyment into their few free hours. Work is simply
money, simply survival then; nothing more. Is that really living?
Doing something everyday that you don't really care about just so you
can try cram all your fun into a few days off?

But it probably has to be that way, its just the way of the modern
world. Perhaps I should try to be a farmer. Not that Im all that interesed
in farming, but at least they are outside.

Why is it i feel like doing nothing all the time?
Why is it when I actually get called for job interviews I feel like
running away? Why can't I just be like everyone else and accept working
a job that I have no particular care for accept money?

What the hell is wrong with me?

I swear to god (any god that is, I don't have one in particular in mind)
I have no fucking luck. I just wanted to re-buzz my hair to clean it
up and make it look smarter for the interview I have tomorrow, and now
I have a little patch where I fucked up and its a lot shorter than
everywhere else! Its very noticeable as well. I don't want to shave
all of my head that length because it makes me look like a gang member;
its just too short. Why does this shit always happen to me? For fucks
sake? When is it my fucking turn to have a little luck huh? They say
you make your own luck, but seriously I've been trying to make my own
for a while now and yet everything just ends up all fucked.

It could be worse I guess, my parents could totally give up on me and
not keeping helping me and just concentrate on making my sister a sucess.
They wouldn't have to try very hard because she is already doing well.

For fuck's sake, why can't i just make it all work?!

Mr. Tomizawa Mitsugu!
What is cleaning?
I didn't go to cleaning shop on March.

I don't like myself

I like every trendy things. i really have a eye for design and fashion. i want to
became designer. im really happy when im see good photo in magazine.

then go to design school and become one.
or start working as an assistant to some designer and work your
way up.

go do it

good luck in design school. you have to do a lot of sewing if you make clothes and you need to recognize trends as they happen
or have innovation

i don't care if its hard or not. if you want to be a designer then
go be one. At least there is nothing stopping you from doing what you
want

kick ass!
south park is very sweet!!
guys , you should see this movie
you can get lot of F-word !

yeah its a pretty funny movie.

Do you understand the social commentary though.
The movie is a very clever satire of parts of American society.

You probably don't care though. that's okay.

shut your fuckin face uncle fucka

fuckin face ?
you too !
mother fucker !lol

I wonder if knowing whether you are truly in love feels like knowing whether you aren't wasting your time.

I'm so tired

>>366
I would say yes. if you're in love then being with the person
wouldn't be a waste of time.

Yukorin is loved by many idiots who stays on fuckin' stupid 2ch all the times.lol

Just because you don't like her means her fans are idiots.

Women like love affaires. Usual women writers are continuously write
about love affaires. Isn't it boring to read all day long about love
affairs every day?
One of the most famous Japanese women authors is Murasaki Shikibu.
Her famous masterpiece is the story of Hikaru Geniji, a Don Juan and
it's all about relations between women and men. How astonishing it is!

On the other hand, men like fighting.In the case of Japanese well-known
author Yyotaro Shiba, maybe about half of his works are about war, aren't they?

yukorin appears to be an idiot.

I don't know about her fans though

i hate summer.

I much prefer dark winter days and cold than stupid humidity
and sweat.

and snow is lovely

I have a job interview at 2pm.
Why do I feel like not going.
If I get the job then I can stay in Japan and quit school and
perhaps stop being so fucking despondent.

Do I want to flee because its a comission sales job and I think
that I'd be no good a carrying out high pressure sales?
Or is it because I know I have no interest in this type of business
oriented job?
I mean how do I know I'd be bad at it? I've never tried. How
do I know I would hate it? Am I just holding out for a perfect
job that probaby doesn't exsist and that's why I want to run away.

Am stupid for wanting my work to be related to something I care about
and not just something I do for money everyday; something that
I hate waking up for and something that I can't wait for it to end each
day?

Oh well, they'll probably ask me stupid questions about what I think
of the future and then not like my answers anyway. Guess I should
begin getting dressed. But its going to be hot today so I don't
want to wear a suit.

dont worry >>376
you're gonna fail as usual!!!
you can stay home and trolling on 2ch!!!!

There lives three bears in the forest.
The forest is north west of my town.
They have a restaurant. That means
they are running it. All of them are
male bears. They are brothers and their
family name is Warner.
They, Warner brothers, hope to have brides. T
hey want to marry beautiful bear girls.
There restaurant is going well and they are
all very kind. Aren't there any good girl
bears in your neighbors?

The name of the restaurant is "Three Baby Bears." I hope their
main dish is NOT bear meat steak. Their father, Mr.Warner is an
owner of a movie theater.It's name is Warner Cinema Town. Their
mother is a young glamour blonde female bear. In front of the
theater, there is a statue of Mikkey Mouse who was once a mayor
of my town.

>>378 there ? their

I'm working at a Japan affiliate of a foreign corporation. Working in an affiliate of foreign company is very much interesting.

Ai is ranked 16th in the world table tennis.
(I don't know the real ranking.)
She is undergoing a training in China now.

getta muhfuckerz........

The first step to be a business worker is to wear a suit.
But it's too painful for me, too.

I really feel that my English speakling skill becoming bad after the weekend holidays...Every week!

I want someone to correct my grammars as I write or speak...

I really feel my English speaking skill becoming worse after the weekend holidays.

Which do you like better, tea or coffee?
I like both.
How about you?
I like tea much better than coffee, but I like coffee, too.
I'm a big tea drinker.

I drink neither. But I drink lots of water.

why after weekend holidays ?
I think , always your English skills are not so different

>>387
I like coffe !
especialy , I love starbucs's coffe
it gives me a special time !

What kind of tea do you recommend?
How about Darjeeling?
Do you drink Darjeeling with milk or with lemon?
I prefer straight.

>>388
I once heard , lot of water is good for ones body
is it true ?
and why ?

darjeeling suit straight !

People must refrain from smoking at SUTABA.
That's good to me. Because, I don't like cigarette
smoke so much. It's the cause of many kind of illness.
Many people study their home work there. It's not your home.
But, I think that's good. Some people may feel lonely studying
at home.

yeah !
I agree with you !
(but I smoke...sure out of shop)
starbucs has a good atmosphere(realy good!!!)
good for studing
I like frapecino
it is cool and sweeeeeeet !
oh ! I must go to starbucs !

>>381
You should get me a job there. My English is perfect, but then Im a
native English speaker so that isn't all that special.

>>386
I will totally correct your grammar if you want. And I won't be an
asshole and charage you like all those other foreigners who just want
to exploit Japanese people who want to learn English

Nobody loves you. Everybody hates you.

>>392
drinking any liquid is good for the body but water is the best because it is pure and has no calories (tea is good too)
the body's organs use up water and the body loses water (sweating, bathroom functions, etc) everyday so you need to drink liquids to replace that
even being a little dehydrated can affect a person's energy and ability

So my interview went very well. I had a good answer for every
stupid question I was asked and I didn't even feel that nervous.
I think my bullshiting skills are improving.

Too bad that job kind of sucks. I don't really want to be a telemarketer
and spend all day talking to people on the phone trying to convince them
to arrange an appointment with the company's financial advisors. It sounds
more like bothering people than sales/marketing. Oh well, at least
the interview was good practice. I think they'll call me again
for a second interview, so now I have to decide if I want to bother or not?
I mean it looks like I could get the job, but do I really want it?
Damn.

I like my teacher, he isn't a good-looking guy, may be.
Just a computer guy, I don't know he got married or not.

>>400
it is good to hear that your interview went well
people think telemarketers are annoying
but it is a job, even if it is a dead-end job
it depends on if you want to start making money now or later

>>399
hoo !
thanks!
my friend drinks 2l water every day !
I think it's too much !
I can't do that....

>>400
good job !!

some doctors recommend about 2L per day
others say 3L for men and 2.2L for women

you can start drinking more water by drinking a glass of water with each meal

>>398
It is because you are all too egoistic people who are
generally-pro and personally-specifically-con to justice and good.

>>405
realy!? 3L per day??great....

ok, I'll try to drink grass of water .

I try to drink 2L each day

good luck

you too !

>>402
Yeah it is a job. And it sounds like its not exactly a deadend
job, but a job that only leads to a career in finance and I don't
think I really want that. But there is the possiblity to make a lot
of money it sounds like if I do the job well and get promoted
and work my ass off.

We'll see
But anyway, thanks.

>>401
you should ask your teacher out on a date

>>401
you get him ! just now !!

>>389
I use English at work you know.
I foget how to speak during the holidays.
It doesn't mean my English speaking skills are good on weekdays though...
>>397
Please correct them!

>>413
o-oh !
you use english at work !
I undaerstand that mean
I can never your work lol
cheer up ! try hard it !

>>413
Its kind of hard for me to correct your English when Im not
really talking to you, but I'll try.

For starters, if you are talking about your days off that are on
the weekend, you just call it the weekend; not a holiday or holidays.

Instead of "it", in this case you use "that"
Also in your last sentence it is not clear what you want corrected so its
best to say it (ex. English, grammar, spelling), but otherwise "it" is probably a better choise.
If you want a more conversational tone
just say "Please fix it!"

This doesn't actually seem too helpful to you, sorry

>>414
Thanks!
>>415
I think "Please fix it." is a really useful term!
Thank you for your help.

watching english tv is good for learning english sentence structure

reading english is good too, for that matter

>>417
I do not think so!!!

>>418
I disagree!!!!!

hmm maybe it is too fast early on
but you understand it eventually

>>419
>>420
what is better?

I have a girl friend. She lives right across the street from my house.
She moved in my town recently. Everyday I go to school with her.
We must leave home by 7:30 every day at the latest. We are going to
the different schools.

Brushing your teeth and combing your hair really help learning English

I see. I will try that.

>>417
watching tv is going to show you how to speak in a very conservational manner,
but English conversation between native english speakers is always
full of grammatical mistakes (much like Japanese conversation between two native
speakers). So while you may learn to reproduce natural sounding conversation,
your grammar might get messed up when you try to write in English

I get three free e-mails in English.
They are from "Hungry for words."
I hear these e-mails many times and
I delete them when I think it's enough.
I think it's very helpful.

>>423
that's pretty convenient for you. I hope you don't break-up or
it might be awkard to live so close to an ex-girlfriend

Nice to meet you!

>>423
don't worry.
she is just two-timing you.

>>428 There are many ex-girlfriends living near my house. (just joking)

May be, I'm an alarm clock!

then what do you suggest?
if we only read books in english and don't watch tv,
we can't learn how native speakers to speak, and their rithm, sense.

I listened to the CDs for three years whenever I drive my car.
It was very good.

drive →drove

え？
listened→listen
だろ

Which do you like better, football or baseball?
I like football much better than baseball.
Baseball is rather boring. Football is very exciting.

I don't listen these days.
It was a few years ago I listened to the CDs.
That CDs were elementary ones.
I should have stepped up.
But, I have been staying idle since then.

Today I went to a shrink then he said something so vauge and I didn't his idea.
Somehow I still can try though.

After the elementary CDs, I listened to the BBC radio on line.
But, it was not so useful. I listened it without understanding
the contents. It didn't give me any progress. It was mere
chanting of sutras for me.

Today, I can get sound e-mails, though only three phrases,
from certain home page, and they are much better than BBC.
Of course, it's just only in my case.
After I have contented with these e-mails, I would like to
study The Japan Times' phonetic articles.

That →　Those

I am a boy.

tomorrow, I have a test for car license........
ahhhhhhh.............

Break a leg! You can pass the test!

Damnit why dont i have any skills? Why did i waste my time in college
with a useless yet interesting major instead of getting a degree in computer
science or something?

I found some people who may be willing to hire me and it would be as close to my dream job as possible,
but of course I don't have any skills they would want I think. This sucks.
Oh well, I'll try anyway and see what they say. Maybe there is hope

I'm sure you are amercan because your english is good.

>>447
well I'll admit that I am a native speaker, but why assume that I'm
American? I could be Canadian, English, Austrailian, New Zelander, etc.

It doesn't really matter where Im from does it? People on this board
never meet each other in reality.

"Hands off "
What's the meaning of these signboards ?
I saw many of them at certain fair.

it just means "don't touch"

"Hands off" is "don't touch"!! Tanks.

"You're the next best thing to money."
So, is the best thing for you money?
"You are the apple of my eyes."
I'm not an apple, but a chestnut with prickles.
Do you understand, darling?

I'm a student.
I want to be a photographer in future. But, how can I make it?
What should I do to make my dream come true. What genre of photographs?
Don't ask me about that now. I only want to go around the world and
take cool and precious photos.

you're dreams will never come true.
most of photographer starts at early age. like 17-20. and they dont ask such
stupid questions.

Many people always speak well of or admire my photos. My pictures have
all good sence. I can understand what kind of photos are beautiful. I
have a sence of drawing, too. But, not good at music.

who is your favourite photographers?
and especially who is your favourite japanese photographers?

>>456
Wanna download their photos?
They took pictures of Yukorin and I like them best.

If I can't become a photographer, I want to be a jewelry designer.
These maybe looks different, but in my mind they are very much
related. But, after all, I think I become an ordinary nurse.
It's very hard to be an "ordinary" nurse, though.

My penis is very big! Wow!

What're you talking about?
you want to design jewelry, but after all you become a nurse?
and if you can, you take photos?

Pull the strings! Pull the strings!

If you have something bad in your body or in your head,
ask me about it without hesitating.

i hesitate.

i want to die
i dont feel alive anymore

You shouldn't want to die.

You know, the best life for you is to live on without any hope.
Don't you have any hope to this world yet?
No no no!
Abandon all hope, then the road to the highest will open to you.

maybe too difficult to you. foreget it please.

difficult for you,

i feel sometimes that only death is left for me...

no, you have somethig after death.

nothing after death...
i want to die sometimes
there is no door
just one large floor

abondn all hope, and there remain "mercy"
for yourself and for others in your heart.
it's your start point.

you exist, because you were something before your birth.
that something remain after your death.

if you were nothing before your birth,
you don't exist now
and also after your end of this life.

there is a door of this room.
it opens to the best place.
but, if you don't find out the door,
you must stay here and squirm like an insect forever.

i doubt.
life is just same things over and over again
Everything in the world's
got a time for change.
Men and women,
grown-ups and kids.Or maybe one day you're alive...then just a grave
or a photo the next.Stuff changes and disappears
before your eyes.It gets all blurry,
and then it's not there things you think won't change..Will I change?
Will I be able to?

eternal agony, the wheel of life,
the way to get out of it,

Uehara Takeyuki!
Deliver yourself to police!

How I wish there was heaven
All for one and one for all
A flawless soul society
Our lives are just a fragment
Of the universe and all
There may be more than we can see

I'm bored. wish I had hobby...can't wait to get back driver's license.

Do you like to live in a city? Or are you very fond of living in
countryside? I like to live in a large city. Because there are
movie theaters, concert halls, good restaurants and fine coffee
shops and so forth.
What is the best city for you. It's NY!!!

You, village people!

YMCA

I love Village People and I live in village.

San Francisco... because I live near there.

Of course, Osaka.

"San Francisco" is O.K., but "YMCA" is the best.
You know why? 'Cause I live in West Village.

My sisters live in Takarazuka and go to the theater to see
the review every week. Yes, they're Takarazuka review freaks.
I think they never ever leave the town.
Takarazuka is at least a city, but all fans call it Mura, a village.
I live in near Takarazuka, too. But I enjoy not the review
but the hot spring.

Only Village in the world is NY's Greenwich Village.
Macho Macho Man

It's not Village but Mura.

What's the special of San Francisco?
Where's the best place or facilities for you in the city?

Have you ever heard of the song "San Francisco" by the Village People?

What kind of junk food do you like best?
I like shrimp burgers of Lotteria best.

Oh! you can go to the Moon by way of San Francisco.
And there are many "my" hearts that were left and forgotten
there.

>>491
I love gay men. Yum-yum, yummy!!

Andy has become very old. I anxious if he is alive now.
When I was a child, I often listened to the songs of Andy
of who my grandmother was a great fan.

If I have left my heart at her place, how can I live on.
I'm scarcely living without my heart these days.

ok
it's easy !!
you die !

Don't you want to die?
Souls transcending, silver shine
Don't you feel alive?
Your blood preserves my place in time

Come on ! Join our Macho Macho Man Club !

The American Indian, the Sailor, the Cowboy,
the Construction Worker, the Leather Enthusiast
and the Policeman are waiting for you.

the Leather Enthusiast is a biker

ＦＵＣＫ！
SOMEBODY FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!

>>501
Since you asked so nicely, I will have sexual intercourse with you.
However, I will only have sex with you if you are a woman. If you are
a man I will have to refuse; Im not a homosexual you see

bridget makes you gay
therefore, you will "hit it" whether or not it is a female

what the fuck is "bridget?"

And sorry no, only heterosexual sex for me

i am bisexual. i like some boys
heheh

That's lucky for you.

Everyone is available to you.

I have to be content with only liking girls. But I am so its okay.

>>505
Welcome to Macho Macho Man Club

Morires vivir.
−死こそ生なり−

You and me are just friends now.
Don't you want to be more than that?
You'll move to another town to take a new job.
Don't forget me and come to my town to see me sometimes.

What does more than that mean?

Look at the picture and choose the statement that
best describes what you see in the picture.

ttp://49uper.com:8080/html/img-s/61887.jpg

A The man glaring at someone.
B The man is angry.
C A handsome boy has camera.
D His name is "NEET".

You said "we are friends."
It was nice of you to say so, but I needed more than that.
What's the meaning of "more than that?"
It means for us to have the same life together.
I may be heartbroken.
I probably miss you so much.
Perhaps.

I can't keep up with you!

it's wonderful you have a dream.

I remodeled my room. It took about one million yen which of course my father paid. I'm very happy that I can use beautiful my room. It was a miserable one. But now, it's so lovely.
I bought new curtains, new bed cover and new table etc.

how miserable was that?

it must be nice for you to be your room....

Yachi is mine, Mona is yours.

To tell the truth, there was a darkroom in my room. Small room in a
room, a place to develop photographs. And a door was broken and wall
had a hollow which my brother made.

your father must be rich, right?

new faces here?

I'm hugly~
I've got a cup noodle "kimuchi"
It's my first time
oh!3min have gone !
later guys !

make a cup noodle with milk,
it makes a delicious cuisine.
use HOT milk, please.

I think Yachi is living in NY now, though she's supposed to
go back to Taiwan, where she was born and brought up. As you
know Yachi looks like Maju Ozawa, an actress from Japan. So
if you like her, you'll take a liking to Yachi as well. Oh, and
I tell you, she's 21 years old. I'm sort of sure about that.
Must've mentioned it by herself. A 21-year-old Taiwanese girl
who's struggling to learn English, beautiful and exotic.
I'm sure all of the males posting here will have a great interest
in her and fall in love. There's no other girl in the world like
her, well, of course, except for Maju (though she doesn't even try to
learn English...) .

Taiwanese girl,,,beautiful and exotic??

isn't it a copy?

I thought you knew of her, but it seems I was wrong.
If you never watched her on TV, you'd best turn on TV
Tuesday at 11:00, NHK's educational program. You'll find
Yachi very lovely.

>>523
you kidding!!
I don't here that ever
you tried it ?

>>527
I wasn't kidding. I was very serious.
Why are you so hard on me? You'll change your mind
when you see Yachi, who is like, so to say, the Goddess.

o-oh
sorry , but I want to say only
"have you tried it ever?"
and just not mean "you are lier"
"kidding"is not so hard word,I think it's joke, sorry

I felt so sad because I meant it.
If you talk very seriously but you're thought to be kidding,
how do you think you will feel? Yachi is very beautiful. I
don't try to joke about that. See?

>>527 it's true. try it.
it's like chowder.

>>528 you are not me,

TTTT(to tell the truth), I've never tried it myself.
I only heard about it.

>>531
chowder!?
i like it very much!
ok
I'll try it when I buy it next
if it tast bad....;;

>>534 if it tastes bad,, I'll also eat three cups.

I'll go to eat lunch, now.
I always go to have lunch by train.
Why by train? No place near here to eat good lunch.

realy?? that's goooood!
if I try it ,then I write here!
poured　all hot milk ?
half or little ?
I want to know its rate

How do you think about going with the current.
I'm very poor at it. Current thought, current
words or current way of life. I can't adapt
myself to them.

i think the best way to promote you in your company is to go with the current.

I went to the tea room with my boyfriend today.
It's name was "Afternoon Tea."
I ate afternoon set there.
That was a assorted dish of scones, whip cream, blueberry jam,
honey, sandwiches and tea.

The tea room is on the first floor of a department store.
All the waitresses there are beautiful and one of my friends
is working there, too. Do you know that tea room?

it's sounds good !!
i want to eat them......
but Afternoon tea's food and drink is too expensive
you are rich ;;

BTW, Do you all like cooking?
How many recipes do you have.

We use almost all of our wages.
About consumption, we are rich. But
to talk about savings, we are poor.

How much savings do you have?
I have half million yen or dollar.
I wish it were half million dollar.
Actually, it's yen.

Sorry.
I'm supposed to be a billionaire a week later in the lottery.

NEET!

chatter スレ
だれか

勃起させろ
さっきの女の子にメールしようかなやんでる

i have 11 trillion yen's.
i use all of my saving to destroy tokyo.(i set a horrible terrorist attack in
the near future)
it will be much much worse then 11 september(of course, i dont want to destroy
only 2 buildings i want to destroy the whole tokyo). im not talking about
cheap aum terror attack in '95. haha

someone please set up a new chatter (part 12) thread

muripo www

i am sad and lost i often think about suicide

>>549
http://news17.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news5plus/1100962335/-100
did you know about this?

what is it

LOL i know about that.
but im not usama bin laden

There was a house robbery last night in my neighborhood. There came
some patrol cars and it was very noisy near my house. The thief
broke the window and got in the house through it.

I'm very fearful and I'd like to contract with a security company.
But, I wonder how much at least does it cost.

I went to a concert last night. It was fun and depressing all at
the same time. It was fun becasue I love going to pack small concerts
and seeing the music i love live. It was depressing because I went
to the concert bymyself (which I do a lot) and had to enjoy everything
alone. It was depressing because I have a feeling that I won't be able
to go to anymore concerts like that in the near future because I'll
have to leave. It was depressing because I was supposed to meet someone
from a record label there (she was also in a band that performed). The meeting
wasn't depressing. I knew from the start that when she replied to my
email she wasn't really considering giving me a job, but just a chance for
them to get to know another of their fans. I knew it, but of course I held
on to a glimmer of hope anyway. Hope is becoming dangerous, it is the only
thing keeping me going, but it's the only thing that brings me down as well.

I think i should turn my pipe dreams into pipe bombs.
to the

Don't say such a thing.
I will live with you forever.

live forever together on the internet?
It is nice of you to say though.

But perhaps it is better to abandon hope and just live life numb
to everything

Yukorin would give you whole new hope.

Yukorin only makes me angry.

I would fuck her and leave her

Be depressing, depressing, depressing.
What's the cause of your depression?
Generally, the cause of depression is excessive desire.
What's pipe dream? Pipe dream can be a cause of depression?
No, it's not. It's narcotics of your excessive desire.
Narcotics soothe your desire for two seconds. But it exists
deep-rootedly in your mind. As you say, you need a pipe bomb
that would ignite your A-bomb in your heart.

Then, what can the A-bomb do for you???

dperession is a waste of time.
there were a time when i was depressed but i growed up it.
depression is no sense

Yukorin's smiles make us Japanese males very happy.

And how can you remodel your pipe dream into a pipe bomb?

She's more like an angel.

what do you pipe?
hemp, marijuana, hasheesh, or new kinds?

We swear from this day to our death Yukorin is always in our heads.

Is life also a waste of time?
What's the aim in life?
Can you achieve that?

a Pipe Dream is:A fantastic notion or vain hope.

Sometimes depression cannot be "grown out of." Sometimes it is
a medical problem having to do with chemical inbalances in the
brain.

The saddest case was my friend. He was not depressed in his youth,
but in his last year of college something just went wrong. No matter
what his depression couldn't be cured. In the end he shot his parents
and himself. My whole town was in morning. I still remember the exact
date every year and get sad. It was three years ago.

I wouldn't say Im depressed, but disillusioned and frustrated.

Yukorin has already achieved more than a 21-year-old girl is
expected.

Where did it take place? the U.S?
It sounds horrible and tragic...
I'm very sorry for you old friend.

Yukorin is not a tragic, dude.
She is success.

>>574
Yeah it was in the US. I got a call from my parents one day
tell me about it. I drove 13 hours from my university to my
hometown for the funeral. I hope I never have to experience
anything like that phone call again

do you often use "this day"?
it seems like an expression of history.
i usually use, "today, now, present-day, nowadays and these days."

Yukorin is a waste

she must be removed from the public eye

"this day" is usually used as a way of referencing the past.
For example on this day in 1767...

Or it gets used to add emphasis, usually in a speech.
For example: We will always remeber this day and the day that...

Nope. "from this day to "another day" " is a set phrase.

no its not.

So don't worry so much. You can use it like when you use
similar expressions in your language.

Yukorin would live forever because she's from the Korin Planet.

>>538
maybe I should test your idea and stab her

Uchiyama Rina is better than Yukorin.

yes she is.
although I have not seen her recently

>>584
Bad 538! You shouldn't stab anyone with something dangerous!

Who is your favorite girl except Yukorin?

so is anyone gonna help me destroy tokyo?

How about Ueto Aya?

Some people say that the cause of mental depression is
souls of the dead people.
Your parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts and many other
predecessors who had died in agony or with grudges.

I believe it.

Do you know several males who posted here in 2ch to blackmail someone got arrested
and taken into custody?

The Japanese authorities wouldn't miss a thing, >>589.
You'll be captured soon.

It's no use crying over spilt milk, >>589. You had it coming.

>>591
I don't buy it.
It's possible that a person would inherit some genetic diseases
regarding to some medical brain problems,
though I don't believe it has anything to do with soul or any superstitious matters.

What's the difference between "arrest" and "take into custody"?
Is custody a jail?

ever heard of proxy? :)
im not stupid.
I gonna blow up tokyo.!!!
TOKYO PREPARE!! IM COMING

there isn't a difference.

Custody just means "control of or control over."
So taken into custody just means the police take control of you

>>595
Im with you.
sounds like folk superstitions to me

which part of tokyo. its sort of big

you know 11 trillions of yen is a very much money.
first im going to buy poison from extremists.
and poison tokyo water system
second im going to buy nuclear bomb from north korea and ....
BLOW UP THE WHOLE TOKYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 trillion isn't enough to buy a nuke from N.Korea.

Besides there is no way you could ship into the country.

Your plan is full of holes

and nobody drinks water that is not bottled here so there is
no point to poisoning the water

Im working on my plan. no worry. tokyo will become a ruins place very very soon

And i know a lot of yakuza and people from aum

What's your motivation of destruction of Tokyo?
Why do you have such hatred?

obviously you don't. besides knowing Aum people will not be helpful
for your cause. they actually weren't good at preparing chemical or
biological weapons. they really didn't know what they were doing
according to books I have read. And yakuza can't handle anything so
big as weapons deals (only small guns)

oh im so sad then >>607
my mission can't be accomplished ;_;

Gene makes your body and brain.
But, it never makes your heart.
Your soul is your mind or heart.
It's exists temporarily in your body,
but it exists essentially in different
with your substances or materials.
Materials like proteins that are the products
of your gene code.
Soul or heart exists where there is no light, sound,
time, space and materials.
Think of your LOVE. Isn't it the same?
Soul, heart, mind or love.
It's not the subproduct of your gene code.

Tell me where Yukorin is from.

That's why you and your clone are another person.
And that's why you and you of years ago are the same person,
nevertheless your whole body materials have ecchanged.

That's why Yukorin and her clone are another person?
What're you saying? Who would deny that? Never talk big, boy.

I see what you mean, but I'm not convinced yet.
Though you stated one's mind is soul,
I believe mind is a result of chemichal activity going on inside your brain.
It is just impossible to prove existence of soul.
But, you can deduce one's emotion, including love, from the chemichal activity.

>>612
I'm sorry for you. Nobody can pretend they are Yukorin because
she's a real angel. If her clone were created, I'd see through her.
My mind goes to Yukorin's smile when I hear her name called on TV, and
you? I believe her soul was purified long before she turned up in
Tokyo, of course, from Korin planet, where many other angels live there
and look down on us. My teacher told me that somewhere in the world we can
connect to people outside the earth and talk to them. Maybe we call them
angels. And considering how fluent Yukorin is in Japanese, they also have
a good command of our language, so if they come down here, we can
have a chat with them. How exciting isn't it to talk with people like
Yukorin? I'm confident I can be asked to go to the Korin planet
if I meet one of them. I'll ask them to take you, too, guys!

You may love a piece of music.
Why do you love it? You know that it's a mere accumulation and
changes of sound wave. That's because your heart detect the hearts
of the composer and the players.This explanation must be unsufficient.
But, it's true that you don't love the sound wave itself.
In other words, you don't love the vibration of your tympanic
membranes, pulses of your auditory nerves or electric actions of
your brain cells.
Your brains or your body is a mere unit which can detect soul,
mind, heart or love. It's a very excellent machine but your
master of yourself is your mind which is not encoded by your gene.
Your mind can't be encoded with four kind of basis of nucleic acid.

stop pretending that you're clever.
you're not.

Your body and your brain are designed with four letters, ATGC.
All the phenomena in your body, also in your brain return to these
four letters.
Of course, ATCG are only the code to produce amino acids in you body,
though, it can be said that all of your body and brain are made of
these for letters.
That means,, you have said, your soul, your mind and even your
love is able to be designed with these four letters.
In other words, four-elements ATGC computer can make a heart,
a soul or love. If so, you can say more that two-elements 0/1 ordinary
computer can make them.

Do you buy it? I don't.

for → four

metaphysics is hard

why doesn't that one guy just admit that Ogura Yuko is not
from an alien planet? Does he really believe it or is he just
being a fuckhead just to be annoying?

Seriously, when her career is over, which should be pretty soon,
are you still going to go on about this planet korin crap?

I bet when Yukorin career starts to go bad she'll end up on London
Hearts to be made fun of

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, I had stomachache and had to deal with it.

I'm glad you seem to know some genetic and physiological staff.
And, let me make sure that I do respect your opinion,
and I'm not trying defeat you over this argument, or I'd say debate.
I'm just trying to convey my opinion just as you are.

Regarding to your statement that mind cannot be encoded in genetic code,
I do agree with that. If it could, mind can't be as complecated as we see it.
However, this complication, I believe, is accumulatede over our experience.
Our daily experience and enviroment in which we grew up stimulated our brains
so rapidly, and unnoticebly.
And that resulted in these tremendious devastation among us, and that's
why we are different from each other.
We develope our brains through and, by saying that, I mean we are forming our "minds"

correction:We develope our brains through our own lives and, by saying that, I mean we form our "minds"

I believe only JESUS MATAYOSHI.

>>621
All what you wrote is called "meme."
It's pronounced MEEm.
I forgot his name but a Novel prized scientist said about it.
Other sientist said, "Gene and meme have made you."
(The Novel prized scientist didn't said that.)
On the other hand, Buddhists say "desire or ignorance" made you.
What's ignorance? It's, "something good is in this world."
It's only my understanding, though.
Psychologists say you have enormous sub-conscious in your depth.
Some Buddhists say sub-conscious comes from or is under
the effects of your ancestors or other deceased souls and
your preexistence.

Some say the sun goes around, others, the earth revolves.

It doesn't matter. There are two thoughts about your mind now,
mechanical and unmechanical.

see you,, I'll go to Kyoto, today.

Oh my God it's the fucking most boring monologue thread EVER!

Yeah, that is absolutely true that people have different opinions,
and I find it very intruguing to share it with others.
And, I had good time doing it with you.
I hope I can see you around somewhere.
Have a nice trip.

What is a meme? (rhymes with "dream")
Memes are the basic building blocks of our minds and culture,
in the same way that genes are the basic building blocks of biological life.

Who invented memes?
Oxford zoologist Richard Dawkins is credited with first
publication of the concept of meme in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene.

"neta" is a cooler word than "meme".

I can't sleep.

栄作やろうぜ！ねた。→ (cool one's head)

I've studied so much that I became a little crazy.
I need to cool my head as soon as possible.
The best way to cool my head is to go walking.

(cool one's head)
Is your head water-cooled or air-cooled?
My head was water-cooled, but I changed it
to the air one. Because, my radiator using water had broken.

(cool one's head)
When I become too hot, I always cool my head with water.
The water will become very hot enough to make tea and
I'll have a tea break with it.

Cool your head!
Hot heart and cool head is the best way to succeed.

aim hungry....

もうひとつ。
How big is the engine of your car.
3000cc with turbo. Isn't it too difficult
to cool your head when you drive that powerful car?
Sure, it is. Only sex with Sue, my new girl friend
can cool my head.

(sure とSue　で韻？を）

Sue (Susanna) was very beautiful.
I always think of her. I met her when I was in the U.S.
It was about three years ago.
How nice it is to remember about her!

I need to cool my head.
bye, now.

group stalking & annoyance
criminal company
★UNFRE★★AI.Co

>>635
A poor attempt at an advertisement, if there ever was one.

I want to be a pop singer. I'm very good at singing songs.
I was a member of a chorus group during high school days.
I have perfect pitch and I can make good lyrics. I'm not
good at guitar, but good at clarinet. To play the clarinet
is not so helpful to become a singer. I once learned to play
guitar, but my fingers hurt with strings of it. So I stopped
playing the guitar. If I could play guitar, I'd like to sing
to my own guitar accompaniment.

Really? I also take a great interest in classical music, however I
cannot play any musical instruments. How I wish i could play the
violin or something! How old are you? If you really want to be a
singer, you should take a lesson before you are too old. Tschuss!

>>638 do you live in Japan?
I'm younger or older than twenty y.o.
Don't mind my age. Playing a clarinet is as easy as to play a
school recorder. (It's not a person to record something).
It's false. It has too many keys to master to use them effectively.
A school recorder has no keys. Japanese bamboo flute has no keys, too.
Even if an instrument has less keys than the other, you can't say
it's easier to play it. That's true but, they looks easier to play.
The problem is you must swing your head awkwardly when you play b.f.
I can't believe it.

I believe all of the girls in M's club are really beautiful.

I returned from Munich to Japan only 2 weeks ago. Hopefully I can adjust myself
to life in Japan again. Tschuss!

what would posses a person to claim they are "a wise knight" of some
semi-famous woman? Does he really believe she cares about him, that
she knows he exists? Does he really believe that his devotion to her
will make any sort of difference in her life? I just don't understand
such seemingly irrational devotion to someone you haven't met and will
probably never meet.

Why does he defend what is obviously not true so aggressively?

>>641
I thought you must have been writing from foreign country.
Because you use English as a tool, on the other hand I write
it for learning. I'm not a traveller. I like to stay at
the same place. But, I envy the people who live widely in world.
I don't know this German word but, Tshuss!!

Tschuss=So long

>>644 Do you pronouce it CHOOSS?

（questionnaire）を使って栄作。

You know, filling questionnaires is actual voting in Japan.
Monolog is Dialog. People here nervously avoid confronting
face to face.
In the place like this, they and myself don't use even handle
names. I remember the mood of handle name sites which I don't
describe
because all here may know it. I wonder why. It's as if fearful
dictator is overseeing you.
Who is the dictator? Is his name "seken sama" that means Mr. society?

(sit down) を使って栄作

"Sit down"! It must be a very special phrase for foreigners visiting
Japan. I think all most all people who are not experts of English
would say "Shit down here, please" so politely.
How laughing, giggling, chuckling and interesting that is!
Japan is not a country of the rising sun, but the country of the down
shit.

↑丸い太陽が昇る様と、丸いshit が落ちていくさまが描かれていて。
なかなか良いと自画自賛。意外とpatrioticな僕ですが。←　I'll wirte
it in English, tomorrow. i'm so sleepy.

guute nahat! i don't know the spelling.

>>641
>>643
>>644
>>645

Actually, it's spelled "tschüß" or "tschueß".

The German umlaut "Ü" is a front closed rounded vowel.
Thus, in its pronounciation is closely corresponds with the "u" in the French "du".

See also here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAMPA_Chart

woooooooooooo
hoooooooooooo!!

It's raining very hard here.
How about at your places?

>>651 Yes, it's raining heavily here, too.

Last night I cooked the dinner for my family.
I put in a lot of time and effort for it.
Family members were very pleased.
I am now studying cooking at school and it
was a good fruit of that. It's very fun to cook for me.
But to clean up after eating is rather boring.
I need a person to clean it up.

>>652

I always prefer to eat the food that somenone has made for me
and then clean the dishes for them

it is not raining here.
i wish it was raining here. i like the sound of rain. i like
the smell of rain. rain makes me feel calmed

What are your hobbies?

this is monologue thread not chat

My hobby is crossword puzzle.
When I'm filling in puzzle, I forget everything what happened in my
company. That's the happiest time. In addition, it may be helpful
for English study.

this is monologue thread not chat
↓改め
This is a montage thread not about a cat.

Do you do English language crosswords?

Do you usually take off your stocking when you sleep?
I always sleep putting on socks. I feels happy to sleep wearing them.
Of course, washed and clean ones.

I heard Kano sisters sleep without underwear.

Are stocking and socks underwear?

i think , "stockings" is correct.

I always sleep nude. I feel uncomfortable when I try to sleep
while wearing clothes

K sisters bedclothes must be stink.
By the way, do they sleep together?

It rained heavily in Kansai area this morning. But it's only drizzling here.
I think I can go out by motorbike.
I have a garage sale tomorrow, so I'm happy it almost stopped raining.

in 69 position?

may be too smelling.

There are more than one hundred one coital postures in the world. China has the most. Chinese are such people after all.

yeah buddy

I said, "don't come in yet. I'm still doing."
But, he came in my room and did that.
Q1; What was I doing?
Q2; What did he do for me?

I bought a new car. It was much more expensive than I had expected.
10 million yen!!! But, I paid it in cash. It was as if to jump off
the terrace of Kiyomizu Temple.

If I have 10 million yen,
I'll pay my housing loan to reduce it.

I want to be a billionaire like Bill Gates.

How about Hori Emon?

Horie is surely talented, but He is the demanding man who is just like a scary dictator!
I hate him

Even if I were talented, well balanced and wise, I wouldn't buy a weakest baseball team like Mr Mikitani

I like Hri Emon because he is less handsome than I,
although he has a little much money than I.

I think all people are demanding. The difference is the technique to hide it.

bill gates is surely more demanding
it seems necessary to be billionaire

If you find or come up with the answer to this question, raise
your hand.
What is next? 2 5 6 9 15 17 ?

I've been thinking for ten minutes or so, yet I haven't got any clue.
This is damm hard.

We need a new trhread on chatting

yeah, why don't you stand it

made new chatter thread please

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mitsukichannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

i am ill now.
i feel i will die...

My penpal came to Japan a few days ago.
He wants me to take around Japan.
Where should I show him to?

Mr. Tomizawa Mitsugu!
Please call me again. I couldn't understand what you said.

go to kabukicho

Shintaro Ishihara, the Governor of Tokyo, started to clean up
Kabuki-cho. But, is it really possible? There live numerous
number of evil foreigners and Japanese gangsters.
By the way, Fujio Akatuka is one of the most famous gagsters of
Japan and Ishihara is becoming a gagster gradually, too.

I hoped I shihara would construct a casino in Tokyo.

Is slot casino or wareme.

I am very tired.

I'm having examinations these days.
It's very hard to keep up with my school teachings.
They are so fast. My school is like a cram school.
I went to the doctor's today and I was put on a drip infusion.
That was because of nausea and appetite loss.

>>697 Have a dream. It's the most important thing for you.
But, what is "to be put on a drip infusion"?

しずく満たしに置かれます??

Yukorin is very cute.

I've always wondered who is Yokorin.

I know Yukorin but I dont know Yokorin.
Im asking you,Mr. or Ms.771, who the hell is Yokorin?

Hey! Go to MSN Japan homepage now! now! RIGHT NOW!!
You guys can have a look at Yukorin's kosupure pictures there.
Believe me. Yukorin is an angel. I'm sure you'll be surprised
by her cuteness.
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/it/game/etc/photo/20050613/

So the Yukorin in the pictures is a witch this time?
Do you think a witch's fart can be really smelly. don't you?

Yukorin never farts.

Do you want to have a one-night stand with Yukorin?
I don't think you can make it, of course, though.
She's not a promiscuous kind of girl.

Did you see the third picture from the left side?
If not, click on the image and study her.
Isn't her cheek sorf of flabby? I can't think she's an angel.

>>704
Yes, she does. She said her fart smelt like vanilla.
Don't you know?

>>705
I can't agree and can't disagree with you since Yukorin is doomed to be
virgine eternally... like, let us say, Mother Mary?

You guys are just teasing me. If I were to say something to you now,

BE HONEST TO YOURSELF.

Nobody can deny Yukorin's charm. That's true.

I often hear that idols have no brains, to which I'm of two minds
whether it's true or not. Aren't they so smart that they won't
bother to let it show? Smarter than males means getting less popular
among them?

How amazing! Yukorin is not a fictitious but a real person.
Do idols have no brains? It's impossible.
They look much smarter than their fans.

>>709 sorry, i love Yuka.

Does anyone here surf?

I snowboard but i do not surf. i am not so fond of beaches and
ocean

Whether Yukorin is smart or stupid I don't care. I just want her
to go away. i hope she gets married today and has no more career
and is forgotten by everyone

yuka appears arrogant

yukorin wants me

Sea water is too salty to drink.
When it comes into my lung, it's a tragedy.
I don't play snowboard either, because it looks
too dangerous. I like skiing.

i dont go out.
i post on 2channel all the time

Night and day and day and night, you say about Yukorin Yukorin and Yukorin.
It's a sweet day dream and a nightmare. I envy you that you have such a pure mind.

Don't you do onanism sometimes?
That's the only sports of you.

No! I take a walk sometimes!

yes only wank.

i dont go out AT ALL. i sit home all the time
ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Which do you like better, onanism or real sex?
I'm asking girls.

I like onanizum because it's much better.

I don't like wank apes.

i dont like go out. it sucks i hate people.

yukorin doesn't have anything on when she sleeps.

what it's like to have *** with yukorin?

i've always wondered how old is yukorin.

>>729 You should't say things like that.

like what?

↑　do *** with yukorin. what's that three letters word?

hug ,, not a sex.

Do you say "to have hug with someone"?

I'm hungry. I have nothing to eat in my house. There are some rice,
vegetables, meat and so forth. But I don't feel like cooking now.
Shall I eat uncooked rice?

i have no power to go to the convenience store, too.
i'm too hungry to walk.

Those who won't move when they are hungry shall die in starve.
But, I can't move, too.

i have no money. i can't buy anything at convini.
no electricity. only water supply.

no electricity?
then how do you write your message >>739

does your computer need electricity?
mine generate electricity itself.
i have two. one is IBM notebook, the other is Zaurus, Sharp.

don't you have dynamo in your body?

I am not a robot!

I am robot
i like to dance

i'm The Patr-labor. fighting robot for the justice.

I'm a member of The Thunder Bird, international rescue.

Shall we dance?

>>747 Which do you like better, Japanese original movie or
Hollywood remake?

>>748
the two movies sucks!!
i like Waterboys and Swing Girls
two good japanese movies

My mother was crying when she saw the Hollywood version.

How about the dancing investigation dragnet?

踊る大走査線？　I saw it. I thought it was not enough.

I didn't feel like going to school today.
So, I went to working. I like work better than school.
Lessons are too long and boring except for English.
I like English. That may be because I was in USA about
one year when I was a child.

Wonderful nature, camping, swimming, skiing, going to parks, etc, etc.
I like things like that of USA.

Asami-san... Please allow me to love you...

Should I try to flirt with Oka-chan and try to make her like me?
She is older than me, but I don't mind.

I just don't want my efforts to be for nothing and to be rejected.

My Kaela always asks a silly question to make sure how much she is loved my me.
I think Kaela is pretty and I must cherish her.

my Kaela is the most beautiful girl as anybody believes

Asami-san, please appear in my dream tonight.
Good night, Asami-san.

Who is Asami?

You'll see who she is in a day or two. She will suddenly become famous.

we need new chatter thread to discuss yukorin farts!

I don't need to sleep.
For I'm a healthy NEET.

You'll be put to sleep if you still try to open your mouth to
say anything.

Say that again and I'll suck your dick.

Say what again and you'll do what and how?

I speak my mind to sleep.
I suck my dick to come.
I fuck your pride to death.
I- I- I- I- am going to burn.

Why are you skating on the thin ice?

Don't beat around the bush. Be more straightfoward!

I am the God who art in Heaven.
You are the Devil who art in Hell.
I am up here. And you art



























down here.

That Asami gal looks how? Is she cute enough to satisfy people in this
thread, especially idol maniacs?

Anything else?

yukorin is anything
anything is yukorin

we need new chatter thread

Yesterday I did nothing. I was only staying up in my room.
I should do something like cooking, doing the laundry or
something like that. It's not fine and it's not so hot today.
It's rather cloudy. I don't dislike this kind of weather.

sigh... I ain't fond og going to the hello-work to find a job.
clerks try to control to sneer at my joblessness career and my looks.

Someone give me a reasonable and farvorite job to me.

What's your looks? Don't mind. You can change it.
Exercise and water shower will change you.
Employers are only watching your enthusiasm through
your looks.

777

>>777
My looks is bad I bet. My weight is more than 100kg. People call me fat.
Employer watch my enthuasism through my looks, is right for sure.
but my looks is taking on apathy. And I can't get a cheer in the job interview I hate

>>778 I'm so sorry.

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民族（朝鮮・中国・韓国）/ 同和 /信条（宗教・層化・赤化）他に関する一切の差別的発言を禁じるという狂気の法律です。

この法律の前例の無い恐ろしい特徴は、特定人に関する言動は当然、不特定多数の集団に関する一般的発言
（朝鮮人は〜〜と書くこと）までも圧殺しようとする点にあります。
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Don't blame yourself. You, praise and admire yourself. You must have
many good points. For example, you can write good English.
Don't you eat too much usually? I teach you how to eat.
Before eating, you decide all what you are going to eat at that time.
Then devote it with prayer to the Gods, the Buddhas, the ancestors
from the bottom of your heart. Then eat that. You may eat three times
in a day in this way. Then the Gods, the Buddhas and the ancestors
will help you from overeating.

It's very important to grace before every meal. I'll do that onwards.

I wanna correct
from this time onwards

max

A traffic accident has happened right now just in front to of
my house. It's a crash of mini motorbike and a car.

Ancestors really eat, smell, enjoy your meals together.
Grace before meal is very important.

what are "the Gods, the Buddhas" ? are there many of them?

dude just go on diet!
it will solve many problems (and you will be spend much less money on food)

"Diet save the money." That's true.
Since I started dieting, my money management
became a little easier. Not so much money as
to say management, though.

i tried to create a new theread here, but i was rejected.
i was exhausted. pun pun

tamayo chan pun!pun!

I can't make it, too. Yahoo BB.

im getting violent over the attitude of manager of this
server. ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ chocola BB

chocola BB is very useful for babies' night-crying.
as useful as Hiya kio gan.

http://akuma.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

only Sato Tamao

i dont need tamao.
she is digusting ! BB King.

>>796 there are many pictures!!
i think Page 5 No.2 is the best.

when i was a child in a kindergarten,
i was very fond of BB king.

That's Tasmanian forest.

is she putting on a panty?

can you sell that kinds?

someone need to create NEW ENGLISH CHATTER THREAD!

no! feel like v*****

>>803 sorry, I can't. I'm using Y-BB.

im irritated, frastlated. yafoo boo boo

Tamao Sato is certainly pretty for her age.
but you must admit there is the most beautiful girl. Her name is Kaela.
She is mine and I am her knight! I post repeatedly
But you can't understand because of your stupidness

Why are you silent? you can finally understand the truth?

how old is she

what truth?

tamao is making me decide to use adelance.

she's 21 years old Venus. Kaela is Venus, it's truth.

no sun in tokyo

i can't write kanji

why do you like not only yukorin but also kaela?

because im hopeless hikikomori

Why Yukorin? I hate that kind of idol. Yukorin is very plain. She is an idiot!

hikikomori's are worse then neets
do you agree with me?

hello, hickies.

hello what are you want

Withdrwal and NEET are similar type of worthless crap.

and 2ch-users are crap too

We shouldn't chat in here.

yeah, almost all of 2channeler are crap.

>>823
then make new thread

by the way, how do you feel any impression about my Kaela?
Is she superlatively beaituful? Is she sexy? or Is she a perfect Venus?

I am withdrawal do you love me ?

I hate NEET, withdrawal, 2channeler and anti-kaela.

>>826
she isnt yours

>>828
are you kaela stalker?

im isolated in my room for the cloudy weather today. pun pun
i went to buy something if it were fine. pun pun
i feel i become neet, accessing to the internet even in day, pun pun

>>829
It's your stuid idea. Actually She belongs to me.

Hey idiot! Never call me stalker! Call me her wise knight!

im withdrawal and i can't even go out

You shouldn't chat.
Chat again and I'll raise some hell in here.

go away >>835
you can't do it because you're withdrawal

a boody user seem to stay here. pun pun
i love monologue.
dont interrupt my saying anything to myself. pun pun

Im withdrawl i stayed in my room for 3 years and i dont know when im leave my room.
im too afraid of people

Hello I am from canada :)
Look I failed JLPT test level 2
I missed only %1 :(((
I am 27 and I know japanese language!!!

look at this:
http://www.chipple.net/mt/archives/200502075669jlptresult.jpg

so what?

you are stupid

no I am not.
Level 2 is advanced level.
Im learning japanese only for 3 years.

Can you build a new thread on chatting for us?

why i can't build new thread???

why neets and withdrawals can't go to news4vip and talk their nonsense there?
i want to talk with normal people in english!!!

nobody wants to chat
people entertaiment me

i have my heart stolen by tamao.

DISASTER
DISASTER
LOVE SICK
LOVE SICK
LOVE SICK
LOVE
LOVE
SICK
SICK

I really I have nothing to say
so i just listen to your breath

inhale inhale inhale.....
inhale inhale inhale........
inhale inhale inhale in hell.................

sage... is all you can do...

why do i see a topic about kaela or yukorin everwhere on this bord?

>>800 what's Tasmanian forest?

like something in women's panties, very thick pubic hairs.
in other words, delta zone, jungle zone.

I force my girlfriend to shave her pubic hair

You may urge your girl friend to shave it, but you must not force her to.

No i must do it. it's good, first she dont want to, but now she admit that i was right

>>759
Asami-san is Ms. Asami Ishikawa.

>>859
What do you see in her?

is this the terrible internets?

You got me to feel ill. Where can I find another internet?

when i was in spain i tried heroin with my friend
it was a strange experience

>>863
You just tripped. That musta been it.
Do you have something on your mind?
Don't kill yourself, boy. Even if no one in the world
don't care about your death, it means your descendants (that
are supposed to be born) are killed. So I'm very sorry for
them. Don't kick the bucket so easily.

That fucking kaela stalker is such an idiot. why does he always say
he is a knight. no one cares. it is a lie anyway. Kaela is not
even that good looking, she is cute but is not worth being a stalker for

>>860
Her heart.

>>864
what?
I know about trip. I just wanted to try heroin at least one time. it was 1.5 years
ago when i was in spain. and it was not very pleasant experience
I dont want to use heroin again.

>>865
who is worth being stalked then?

>>867
Don't do that again. You'll die sooner than expected.
You thought your life was meaningless so it was better to die
than to live. But you were wrong. Sure, nobody wanted you to
live, though your descendants needed you, as I said.
You should give up any drug which takes you to the heaven
where you may feel good but in reality your body get weakened and ill.

石川亜沙美。

That drug guy is stupid, doing nothing meaningfull, wasting
his life on meaningless pleasure.

Once you do something bad, you can't get out of it.

O rly? I was on vacation in spain.
And im not stupid neet like you. i just want to try something new. and you are
all stupid morons. after spain i never tried heroin im not addicted to it.
i just tried it for one time. it's nothing wrong

I felt a slight earthquake now.
I think I'd better leave here now, because my
house is very near the sea shore.

It's Tunami?

michael is innocent.

the mother who claimed against michael is suspicious.
that was decisive.
i think michael actually molested the boy.
but i agree to the decision that he is not guilty.

are you geek?

i want to study english here.

According to the TV drama, A red doubt
I want to do the best to cure Satomi Ishihara in leukemia
She is very pretty

raindrops fall on my head.

I think Satomi Ishihara is cute, too.
But it'd be better if she's not a souka.

NEW
CHATTER
THREAD
NOW

I read about Waka and Taka in weekly magazines.
It made me see nightmare.

What did you read about them?

Ugly struggle between the brothers about the inheritance
from their deceased father.

I live in Tokyo. But I'm living in Yokohama now,
because my house was burnt by fire.

When the fire occurred?

It happened about 1 year ago.
My neighboring house started to burn and
that one and my house were completely destroyed by the fire.

Did anyone injured by that?

No, no one was injured by the fire.
It was evening when it happened and no one was asleep.
I become fearful by only thinking
if it were in the night.

Strange to say, but I had a foreboding before that.
I felt as if my house was swaying and it was a very
horrible feeling to me.

yeah, let' go

Raindrops are falling on my head.

only idiots live in yokohama

Mere suspicious persons can't be punished.
It need confirmed evidences in order to
punish a human being.

I was an idiot when I was a school boy.
I became older then, but I wonder if I
have become a little wiser.
Do you know how to make a wise person?

Do you know?
Do you know, how to get to Sesami Street.

you was bullied in highschool im sorry :(

I don't know why me is such a fat blue idiot.
It's not like the fat blue girl like me could never get a break.

you are
fat sad idiot
right? >>900

>>900
you are probably not fat, but only imagine yourself to be.

no he is fat hopeless neet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>>903
900 wrote "she" so I believe it is a woman.

And a lot of women seem to think they are fat, when in truth
they definately are not fat

hey 900!!!
are you cute???? do you like SM ?
if you like SM i want to meet you and i dont care if you are fat or thin!

>>905

don't be such an ass. why is it everytime you think there is
girl here you have to say such stupid things.

She seems like she is having a bad time so you should try to be
nicer

>>899 bellied?

>>904 no, I'm DEBUSu.

>>907
いじめ

>>907
no bullied is the correct spelling.

you know to bully someone

nicer, nicer, nicer,, you are so kind.

>>906
okay! why when some guy come to this board and start writing some whiny message
about how he feel bad, everything start to insult him like
"you jobless idiot" or "go away withdrawal"
but when some girl came to this board and write something like that,
nobody is insultind her?!?!? it's not fair

>>908
it may seem rude of me to ask but,
how tall are you and what is your weight?

Unless you look like sumo, you are probably not so fat

ijime is only loosers expirience!!!
i like ijime

>>906
that's on the "chatter board" and besides I don't do that and I
don't think it is right thing to do.

maybe you're right though

You shouldn't be chatting.
Chat again and I'll raise some hell in here.

>>914
you only like it till someone does it to you

ok. try to do it idiot

>>916
im sooooooooo scared

>>918
words won't be enough, we have to meet so I can kick you in the
balls and spit on you

>>917
only losers is victims of ijime!!!
it's only THEIR fault. i know some of people who was ijime'd in school
they are weak idiots

Chat again and I'll raise some hell in here.

>>922

Raising hell!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
Shout to the Devil!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahh!!

hell raiser is a victim of ijime!!!!!!!!!

if you're weak guy
it will be very unlucky if you came to my school! i will beat you till death!
im IJIME KING

>>924
you're lucky we are not high school together. i certainly would
have bullied you

>>926
? i dont understand you.

>>927
I said that if we were both high school student in the same school
I would definately ijime you

1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ which God gave him so that his servants might have knowledge of the things which will quickly take place: and he sent and made it clear by his angel to his servant John;

>>913 my BMI is 18, i want to be 17,
BMI is BW*2/BL.

1:2 Who gave witness of the word of God, and of the witness of Jesus Christ, even of all the things which he saw.

i remembered how i making fun of one idiot in school. i said if he dont
bring me 30000YEN i will kill him. he was scaried to death! he said he cant
bring me money. then i kicked his face and said that i will piss on him
hahah

Christianity is so foolish

1:3 A blessing be on the reader, and on those who give ear to the prophet's words, and keep the things which he has put in the book: for the time is near.

1:4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace to you and peace, from him who is and was and is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his high seat;

1:5 And from Jesus Christ, the true witness, the first to come back from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth. To him who had love for us and has made us clean from our sins by his blood;

1:6 And has made us to be a kingdom and priests to his God and Father; to him let glory and power be given for ever and ever. So be it.

>>928
im not weak guy. i can kick you easy :) dont distrust :)

1:7 See, he comes with the clouds, and every eye will see him, and those by whom he was wounded; and all the tribes of the earth will be sorrowing because of him. Yes, so be it.

>>928 is ijime became english already?

1:8 I am the First and the Last, says the Lord God who is and was and is to come, the Ruler of all.

1:9 I, John, your brother, who have a part with you in the trouble and the kingdom and the quiet strength of Jesus, was in the island which is named Patmos, for the word of God and the witness of Jesus.

actually christianity is okay, i just get annoyed with people
who try to convert others

1:10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and a great voice at my back, as of a horn, came to my ears,

1:11 Saying, What you see, put in a book, and send it to the seven churches; to Ephesus and to Smyrna and to Pergamos and to Thyatira and to Sardis and to Philadelphia and to Laodicea.

ok ok stop it please

1:12 And turning to see the voice which said these words to me, I saw seven gold vessels with lights burning in them;

1:13 And in the middle of them one like a son of man, clothed with a robe down to his feet, and with a band of gold round his breasts.

1:14 And his head and his hair were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

i think ijime is VERY GOOD. you ask me why?
well you know high school is a stress. and young people must RELAX. how?
ijime weak people! weak people are useless anyway in future they are became
withdrawals or neets! so why not ijimed them? it's fun

yeah kill it all hell raiser

1:15 And his feet like polished brass, as if it had been burned in a fire; and his voice was as the sound of great waters.

1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth came a sharp two-edged sword: and his face was like the sun shining in its strength.

1:17 And when I saw him, I went down on my face at his feet as one dead. And he put his right hand on me, saying, Have no fear; I am the first and the last and the Living one;

do you agree with me on ijime?

1:18 And I was dead, and see, I am living for ever, and I have the keys of death and of Hell.

yeah!

woooooooooohooooooooooooo!!
copying the bible is fun!

1:19 Put in writing, then, the things which you have seen, and the things which are, and the things which will be after these;

i think ijime is more funny then copying bible

1:20 The secret of the seven stars which you saw in my right hand, and of the seven gold vessels with burning lights. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven lights are the seven churches.

i am going to AGE english chatter thread! be sure to come to that thread!

Amen.

The cause of Ijime is struggle between souls.
Dead souls which all of you owns.
So, as you know, the solution of this problem is not so easy.

poop

no no
you're wrong! >>963
in this world there are 2 kind of people
strong and weak people. strong people gets all in thin world
and weak people got nothing. so ijime is just another example of strong and weak
people

The seven stars is a Japanese famous cigarette.

>>965 oh! I was wrong. Not "between".
It's the conflict of "among" dead agonizing souls.
"Dead" has two meanings, you know.
Ijime is proxy war that you do for your dead souls.

which live in your diencephalon.

>>967
i dont understand a word by u

key words.
this life
after life
souls of the after life,
relation between after life and this life
your heart is the soul of this life
which continue to exist after life.

see you tomorrow.

nobody knows about after life.
stop your bullshitting.
if you are victim of ijime you're idiot who deserved it

your spirit will not die.

it's bullshit.
nobody know what universe is.
and what the fuck is this world....

Mercy is for those who repent.

In Japanese I can't talk with joke,
In English, I can

I want to be smart

President Bush is a genius of a joke.

(´−`).。ｏＯ (Posting in a legendary thread)

( *’∀’)っ[５]
I have a English Official approval the fifth rank .
It does its best a little more.

damn im pretty fucking worthless

次は、パート９があるからそれを使おう。

パート１０はまだ作らないように！！！

パート９が２つあったんだね。

Last night I met her for the first time.
I touched her, hold her and palmed her.
Her skin was like silk. When I patted her on the
head, I felt a happiness.

It was a deep happiness.

She looks like a model.
Her figure is perfect.
She has a perfect DNA.
She is a selected kind.

i wish i could fuck my old girlfriend again.

I don't like her at all anymore, i just want to fuck her
from behind a little roughly so i can hear my balls slap up against
her hips.

she was a bitch, but her pussy always get wet quickly

HUMAN WREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what kind of cat is she ?

She is a Russian Blue with perfect with DNA.

what is russian blue?

I wanna get 990 both TOEIC and this thread.

toeic is very easy test

i agree, toeic is for kid, not for people who want to learn real english and go
live to america

how about TOEFL and STEP?

I want to die.

But I don't want to suffer.

Give me a peace of mind.

Then I go to hell.

Forever.

And ever.

And ever...

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