English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７

Please say something freely only in English and leave.
This is a monologue thread. So you can talk to yourself.
Others don't have to take part in it or give a response.

I got 2.

>>1
Leave me alone.
I don't wanna talk with you any more.
GO AWAY.

keep moving away.

>>1
What did you build this thread for?
Who egged you on?

Well, to be honest, you're miserable.
Get out!!

You just copy and paste what's written on the previous
thread?
Oh, cut it out.
You lack the most important thing in you: Humorous.
You need to have some fun.
So get your old computer off and break it,
and never come back again.

>>1
We are aginst you.
An old fart like you mustn't have created a thread,
because you're boring.

>>1
Your head must have been clogged up with so much rubbish
you couldn't think up a new comment.

>>1
Your existence is baneful.
So please, please never be here to stay.

>>3 I never wanna talk with you. Do you wanna talk with
somebody? Go to a chat thread.

>>9
I said GET OUT!!!!!

>>5
Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself.

He irritated all of us.

>>9
Don't act like a king.
We abondoned you a long time ago.

>>1
Please get your extreme oafishnese off this thread.
I'd have come up with an interesting attraction
if I were you.

>>1
Get back.You stink.Take a shower.

GIVE IT UP!!

I'm waiting for the result of an exam to come.

Please, Mr postman, come as early as possible.
I can hardly wait until 2 o'clock, let alone the next Monday!!

I hope I got more than 900 points on the TOEIC last month.

Did you guys take the exam, too?
I think some of you also are waiting for it.

I'm just killing time.
But waiting time is dragging by..
I wish I got the certificate now!

>>1
There are two kinds of people: one with humor and one without it.
I do not mind the latter, a person with no humor living in this world.
They might as well be fairly treated. They are human being like us after all.
It's out of order, however, if such a miserable being takes a step in something important, especially one that the public concerns.
They only end up ruining everyone's happiness whatever they do.
For us 2channeler, new thread is a dawn of new era that everyone should be gratefully marvel at.
Needless to say, what makes it admirable is there's always some humor at >>1.
Now, you >>1 must face what you have done to us. You ruined the event we innocent 2channelers were looking forward to.
I truly find this regrettable.

I bought a Nintendo DS. It's not bad. But it was nicer walking by
the river today. As far as I know it's the finest Christmas Day
in the past four or five years.

Noshin is very good for my headache.

I feel sorry for Sanda.

Softbank Corp, the Internet service provider has succeeded
to the Daiei Hawks. The manager of the team is O Sadaharu.
So Fukuoka Softbanks Hawks may win the pennant race in
its first year.

Ichiro and Matsui will play in the Major Leagues
next year as well. Ichiro made a major league record.
But as Japan Pro Baseball fans, I feel a little sad,
because Major Leagues are getting more interesting
than Japan Pro Baseball.

Independent League rules!

My friend uses Docomo, and gets a lot of junk mail.
I use Au, but I get little junk mail. Does Au get
little junk mail?

But there are lots of あうuser who are cherries and very kimoi.

Docomo is the King because its share is much stronger than any other mobile phone.
but docomo had better use not Aikato but Yukorin on its cm.

i have had toooomuch tooo drink, it helps me make it
through the night, that's night not nite

Nice to read your postings, they exude the message.

many men in this thread don't understand Yukorin's prettiness and her natural innnocence

Don't worry. I understan it. But where's Ayapan fan?

Oh! I care about ayapan-mania where he is going.
I haven't seen him for several months.
Is he all right?

I'm worried about "hallo work" man. Is he still posting?
Or did he get a job?

>>1
An interesting introduction was expected, but what you wrote was
absolutely bad...

recently many men in this thread like a topic of onnaie.
it's very silly toipc. they had better change its topic I think

I can't understand 37, cuz this is a continuous thread from
Part 1. By the way I'm a "Megumi" fan.

>>35
It seems to me you're the one.

>>39
He can't make me laugh.
Why do you like him?

>>39
I prefer Ishizuka to Megumi if you ask me.

The way Ishizuka eats food looks very attractive.

>>41 Are you OK? It doesn't mean that I like No.1, cuz I've never
met him in a real world. You'd better make the friends who make
you laugh not in 2-chan but in a real world. Don't expect 2-chan
too much.

I can't understand why you like megumi. do you like her big breasts?
I like Yukorin only because she is pretty and virgin

Thats't right. Her breasts are very nice. I like girls with
big breasts. But I like Megumi's character. She is not so
beautiful but funny. I like funny girls.

>>44
Can you read?
Why does making-friends things come up in this context??
We were talkng about Megumi, OK?

>>45
You took me wrong.
I meant not a girl called Megumi, but the famous male commedian.

I am wondering where yellow cab is going? They splited into 2 groups.
megumi is going to smaller one.

Enjoy yourself. Bye!

>>46
Speaking of Ogura,
her song was very disgusting.
I listened to her sing on a music TV program.
Who decided the CDs were released?

>>49
Please expand on the topic.
Who belongs to the smaller group?

Hey, don't go.
Tell me more about Yellow Cab things.

>>51
Hey Stupid man! Read my posting!!
her song is so-and-so, but her song is not disgusting but very familiar!
so the president in her office decided go-sign!!

>>52
I think smaller group with hinagata, megumi. Iread on the yahoo news

>>51 Who is who? So confused here. I'm 46, but are you(51)
talking about Ogura? I'm a Megumi fan. But I don't like
Eiko Koike. I don't like her character.

>>54
Oh, calm down.
I spoke myself. Really.

I guess no one bought it.lol

there is a female like golilla in the yellow cub, I think.
I hate her most in her group. Eiko koike is much prettier than her

The smaller group sticks to the former president. They must
be good-charactered.

Girls in the yellow cub may not be good as a wife, but to
have sex would be a lot of fun, I think.

>>55
So there're two of them in the group, right?
Well, that reminds me.
Koike Eiko and Megumi may detest each other.

Did you watch a TV program in which they argued about something?
I think London boots host the program.

>>58
Ah, the name is...Nemoto Harumi?

>>61
sorry I haven't watched TV recently.

I don't like Koike, but as far as sex is concerned
I prefer Koike to Megumi.

>>59
Noda shacho?
Did he quit his Job?
Are you sure?

>>62 I think Nemoto is the worst in the Yellow Cab.

>62
yes that's right. I hate her because she is not pretty at all.

Anyway, Ogura sings very bad, no doubt about it.

Mr Noda was forsed to quit his presidential position by his subordinates I think

>>55
I wonder if you could show us the link to the article.
I wanted to read it.

If she is cute, it doesn't matter to me at all wheher she
sings well or not.

>>68
Why you dislike Yukorin's song? i think your brain is completely out of order and decayed, I think.

>>69
I didn't know about it.
It's a little surprising to me.

Do you think they will make up?

do you know cbc TV? I think there is a man who is aichi prefecture in this thread.

>>72
Are you serious?
No one has ever told me she sings well expect you!

I searched for the source of the news for you to check.
but I couldn't that news is a little older

I love HER. so I love her song, too!

>>74
A man who is aichi prefecture?
How very big the man is!

Sorry..

Um, why do you think he is on this thread?
What's got to do with cbc?

>>76
Kind of you.

So Noda shacho was abondoned, anyway.
Who succeeded to the position?
Is he also famous?

>>78
sorry
correct There is a man who is in aichi prefecture.
If he is here, I want to have a few question for him

>>77
But she doesn't care about you at all.
She should love the other guy who earns big money.

Yukorin told she likes a man who is gentle, she doesn't ask a rich man and handsome guy.
She said that on TV program Gyouretu no dekiru Law consultants

>>80
Who's the guy?
Is he a famous actor or something?

>>83
the guy is here in thread I think.
he used to be here. I want to ask him about cbc tv

>>82
You shouldn't take it seriously...
She just lied so as to get popular among, well, you know what.

>>84
What?
Did he mention this thread on CBC TV?
What's his name?
I'll check it out through Google.

sorry I give up.
I wanted to ask about an pretty anouncer on CBC-TV. the reason why CBC is in aichi.

>>84
This is just my guess, but are you the guy?
No one paid any attention to who he was before
your mention about him.

>>87
Oh, you shouldn't have pretended it's American media..

So can you tell me both his name and her name, please?

We need to see through Ogura Yuko.
She makes believe she's innocent but the truth is...

good-bye

I wanna talk about Yellow Cab.

Yukorin is a fairy. she is a virgin

>>87
http://hicbc.com/
I looked for this.
Enter it.
And tell me who the pretty girl is.

Honestly, I don't think there's a pretty girl
in CBC, though..

>>93
Dream on!

asimo is very sophisticated robot.
it will be the original type og Draemon

There's possibilities Ogura is involved in adultery.
She may make love with someone every night.

Yukorin is purely fairy. so she hates commits adultery.
She loves a gentleman.

I like Hashino Emi better than Ayaya.
Someone may say they looks alike but they're wrong.
Hashino Emi is mature enough to care for people around her.
Her inside is as nice as her outside looks.

hahaha you should go to eye docotr.lol

>>99
Wake up!!
Even if she doesn't hang out with a married man now,
Ogura may speak ill of anyone who's only gentle.
She wants a good-looking guy.

I type words with my keyboard into my computer.

>>101
Ogura doesn't pee?

>>101
Do you believe she's from the Korin planet?

Ogura's out of her mind.
She needs a long rest.

>>105
I think She tolds a joke she's from the Korin planet.
But she is an innocent fairy. it is truth.
and 101 isn't me

Where can I look to find the Korin Planet?

>>107
A huge amount of money can buy Ogura.
So make as much money as you can achive your goal with.

You misunderstand about an innnocent fairy whose name is Yuukorin.
don't speak ill of her!!

Watchin' the mirror and I felt loss of my mind.
I'm always disappointed at what the mirror shows.
I wanna get another face.
If I can find so many women who love me，it's really fun，isn't it？
But my memories are always sympashies.
Because of my face，I can't beyond my limit.
People laughed at me when I was listenin' to music with ear-phone.
Help me.

>>111
Money can change your life.

>>112
I'm too poor to see a doctor.

>>113
Come on!
If you really want to see Ogura,
a lot of money will be needed, as I said.

When I was listenin' to my favorit song with head-phone，people laughed at me，and
said，“Don't regard yourself as a cool-man.”
In my position，what would you do？？

>>114
Thanks for your advice!
I'm gonna earn more and more.

I'd ignore them.

>>115
I think Ogura was among them.

I feel sleepy.　Good night guy.
You should Believe Yukorin is an innocent fairy.

Ogura talked about anyone behind her back.
Fools are deceived into believing she's soft on anyone.

>>119
If you're gone, I'll go too.

Yukorin？Ogura？
Are you all sleepin'？
I do believe that Keikorin is the most innocent fairy.

I don't know about her.
Who?

It is true that my life is changing these days.
I know the reason.
Why？If you wanna know the answer，you should check ↓
　　　　　　http://www.geocities.jp/hedycube/flash/swf/hyoui.swf

>>123
My lover.

Nothing appeals to me, though.↑

>>125
Uploading a picture of hers, please.

Keikorin must be ugly beyond description, I think.

>>127
She's sleepin' now.
I will ask het whether I can upload it or not.
>>128
If you meet her and talk，your mind must be into her.

Keikorin had better look into the mirror and
know who's inside there.

>>129
Don't lie to me.
There's no Keikorin in the world.
She lives only in your delusion.

>>130
Mirror must show a innocent fairy，I think.

>>131
I like you.
So trust me.

>>130
A miserable-looking, ultra ugly female will look back
at her.

Yukorin is a little better than Keikorin
in that Yukorin is entity even though
she invented the Korin planet thing.

>>129
Of course, she wears nothing on the picture, right?

Yuukorin looks ugly.

>>137
Get out of here.

"No more Keikorin" is the slogan we have to
keep this thread going.

No, Keikorin is so beatiful that everyone watches her
when they walk past her.

People of Japan! Have you no shame?

Anonymous, Is it cold in Germany now? What is your job?
We have strong sense of shame.. That's why we post
jokey messages in 2-chan, which is a kind of play spot.

>>141
Hey, this is 2ch. Don't get so heated.

>>142
Don't say "we." Are you a representative of Japan?

Of course, I am.
Every person stands for Japan when he/she talks with Germany, American,
or whoever comes from overseas!

>>144
That's an old-fashioned way of thinking.
It'd be better if you just said, "I think we Japaese have ...." instead of "We have ...."

By the way, do Japanese really have a strong sense of shame? I doubt it.

We have the right to enjoy ourselves on 2ch.
That goes without saying!
Nobody can stop us, because we're free to post.
That's the point!
Get it?

>>145
Who do you think you are?
An old fart like you can't enjoy 2ch.
Plus, I hate you, because you are an old-fashioned martinet.

>>145
Said who?
Guess you need to think flexibly.
If not, you will be left behind.

>>145
We are against you.
You had better feel ashamed of yourself.

>>145=>>1
So he's boooooring.

>>145
I feel miserable for you.

>>145
You need to go.

>>147-152
All right. You seem to be unable to talk rationally.
And you say people like you represent Japanese.

Hey, no need to care for him.
Let's move on to another topic.

Do you guys know Akebono the great sumo wrestler
is going to fight on the k-1 ring on 31 this month?
I like him. He'll beat whoever is on the way!!

>>154
Ok.

So, who is he supposed to fight againt?
I hope it's Bob Sapp!

>>155
Well, I don't know.
But I'm sure it's not Sapp.

According to an article on the internet,
Akebono lost 5 matches in a row..
Do you think he can make it this time?

>>156
I'm sorry to say, he will be beat, whoever his opponent is..
He's called Makebono now.lol

>>157
Oh, yeah. As a matter of fact, I think the same way.
I want to see Akebono win, though.

By the way, I'm looking forward to seeing Masato VS Yamamoto!!
It will be thrilling!!

Tell you what.
Bobby, who is a talent, is going to fight
a K-1 wrestler.

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It brings back memories.

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Akebono is strong. He destroys anyone before him.
No one can beat him. Akebono is the No.1 k-1 fighter.
I mean it.

>>162
Little Akebono is so cute.

>>163
No, he's not.
Akebono is a malevolent, short-tempered, and vicious villain!!

>>156
So this is the sixth time, then.

Hi, I am a NEET. How are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

Waitin' in the rain
Waitin' for ya
Waitin' in the rain
But you've gone away
C'mon baby， stay by me
C'mon lady，trust my love
C'mon maybe，it's our last travel....

Everyone wants to see Akebono Taro beaten up and
fall forward down on the face to the k-1 ring
like last year.

>>142

I was working as Santa on Christmas Eve. It was a good job this year,
since I didn't have many families to visit and the weather was good.
It's -2°C right now and I am relaxing in my home. 25th and 26th of
December are official holidays in Germany.

>>143

I was just kidding!

And speaking of Akebono...
I found this AA with an English caption in one of the AA ita on 2ch the other day:

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He fainted with hunger and fatigue, but came to after a while.　　

I adore Japanese AA (or S_JIS art, whatever). If any of you feel like
posting some AA with English text and captions, feel free to do so here
or on 4-ch: http://4-ch.net/ascii/

Silly me. I didn't find the Akebono AA on an AA ita,
I found it right here:
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1098197846/l50

>>145 Mother fucker. Don't come to this thread. Don't talk too
much. You are the only one who are not wanted here.
Enjoy talking with your mother at home.

>>172
And you, enjoy doin' it with your mom at home!

>>173 Are you 145? You must be a worthless neet or high school
student. Don't come here. If you are not 145, don't put in.

>>174

Being a worthless NEET doesn't deny me access to 2-chan...
And don't tell me what to do, you fat piece of shit.

>>172
Stop talking like that.
You are the one who is making this thread ugly.

>>175 Mother fucker, You are a real neet.That's why you are
strange. Don't come here. You can go to other threads.

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>>177
Yoo-hoo, I'm still here...
And what are you gonna do about it, man?

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>>177
I think YOU should get out of 2ch.

>>179 You are a real funny bullshit. You must be feeling
very lonely. I'm a very generous person. So I'll listen
to your story. How old are you? And about how many years
do you stay at home? You can call me Hata Yoku.

Ｈａｔａ　Ｙｏｋｕ、
Ｈｏｗ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ

Not bad, but I've got a slight headache. How old are you?

>>183
Hey, what is this big fuss about my age?
Let's say it's between 1 and 100. Happy now?

>>184 How long have you stayed home after quiting your job?
Of course you don't have to answer, cuz this is a monologue
thread, but I'm just curious. Now I gotta leave 2-chan to
prepare for my work tomorrow. To be honest, I want to quit
my company. I want to enojoy the neet life, but I can't, cuz
I need money for a living.

M1 is more interesting than 2-chan now.
I think "Untouchable" is the best.

Yeah, they got 1 thousand Yen.
What do you think about SHE chan?

M-1 is over, so let's hope k-1 is also exciting.

I want to cry!!!!!!!!!!

Akebono Taro was determined to fight because
big money apealed him.

>>145
Get away, filthy maggot.

I can tell you who is fighting Akebono!
It's Graysea(I don't know how to spell his name, though).

Royce Gracie　ホイス　グレーシー

I'll eat dinner.

I think Royce will beat Akebono. Royce's grand technique
is so good. Even Yoshida couldn't beat him.
Akebono's weapon is only his heavy weight. If Akebono
could pin down Royce, and push over him, he may win.
But Royce's grappling technique is also artistic. Royce
will beat Akebono with cross joint.
But I don't like Royce. He is cunning and tricky.

>>195
Then you have to be on Makebono's side!

Instead of Bernard, Abidi is reportedly going to fight Bobby.
Are they sure?
He's more dangerous than Bernard because he is such a rough guy.

>>196 I support Akebono. But fighting is very hard.
Frankly speaking Akebono is too weak. He is Mekebono.
Maybe it will be only ten percents for him to win.

>>197
If I remember correctly, Abidi was completely battered
by Musashi the great Samurai!

Covertly got ２００.

I'm bored.

>>201 Watch TV rather than staying here.

↑NO!
Won't you amuse me, please?

Hey, shit! Ask your mom to amuse you. Nobody wants to amuse
you. Rather everybody wants to see you crying. You are
really bananas.

NO.
Don't say that.Please,please, don't.

You had better amuse me, or...

>>204 Stop it. Which you think will win, Fedor or
Nogeira?
I'm very interested in their fight. I think 60% Fedor,
40% Nogeira. Sorry I don't know correct spelling of
Nogeira.

>>1
What a disgusting, trite posting message.
You should've used your brain.

I'm 100% sure Nogeira wins.
I bet you anything!

>>1
We don't like you.
Start it over.

You kidding!

What food is yammy?

>>207 You must be shitty 205.
I like the title and the explanation of No.1. It's easy to
understand. If you don't like, never come to this thead.
Stay with your mom,baby.

>>210
Aren't you?

Kid (you know who he is)doesn't kid, anyway.

>>1
Everyone hates you.
Never build a thread on 2ch.

>>214 Crazy neet, don't come here. It's an easy solution.
I sometimes post in this thread. It's fun.

What's No.1?
I think it's a person or a thing that is the best or the first.

There's someone who can't read.
This is monologue thread.

Don't talk to anyone.

>>1
Yellow trash, don't come to this thread.

How boring you're.
Say something funny.

Fedor will beat Nogeira with his pounding, I think.

A man with no brain shouldn't write in here.
No body supports you.
You thought your posting was funny, but actually, it wasn't.

>>217 You, too. We don't want you,cuz you are too boring as
218 says. Don't break this thread.

1 tries to deffend himself from others.

For your information, 217=218.
IT'S YOU THAT WERE BORING.

Work as hard as you can, 1 san.

1 lost control of himself.
We can't stop him.

222 must be really crazy. That's why neets are said to be
worthess. It's no wonder. He can't do anything helpful for
this thread. He is just useless. But why does he come here?

I like 1.
It's that he just copy >>1 from the previous thread.
No one with a decent brain came up with that effecient method.

226 needs to work.
He deserves nothing, though.

1 cares about this thread too much to work outside.

Which do you think will win, Masato or Kid?

Of course Masato. Much longer experience in K1.

A big earthquake hit the Indonesian island of Sumatra
and more than 1,900 people were killed. Recently we
have had too many earthquakes. Providing is preventing.
I should check the evacuation route.

スレ違いすいません
【雪の】ﾉﾉ*＾ｰ＾) ◆Ms.Rika8hYと遊ぼう♪【ｼﾄﾗｽ】
http://life7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/intro/1103301935/l50
宣伝させてください

　　　　People will give me attention!
　 　　 　 　 ∧＿∧>>233
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　　| ／　　　　　　/|　＜　I just wanted to talk to myself for a bit...
　 ／　　　　　　 /|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

Who am I?

This thread couldn't be worse because of one crazy stalker
who shout a stream of four-letter words and speak ill of >>1 and some others.
Where has the spirit of MATAARI gone?

I hope from the bottom of my heart he will never come back again.

>>235

You are Anonymous-san in the middle of English study.

I wanna relax in a coffee shop.

Anonumous-san, do you know "Okonomiyaki(Japanese dishes)?
Do you know how to say "Okonomikiyaki" in English in general?
A different dictionary says a different translation.

I have a dream. I want to be an engineer and then I invented newly more powerful rocket.
this rokect can swim in space more faster than nowaday's rocket. And I and Yukorin will go to her native star whose name is Korin planet. And we will go there to be adam and eve and live happily.
many men in this thread envy our happy life.

Yukorin was attacked bu liar in that she pretends innnocence

I, too, have a dream.

I dream that one day, this thread will reach 250 responses

I think that I may be correct. Truly an ambitious dream.

I wanna live with Asaka Ran. I'll be so excited if she
lives with me. But I may wither away like a plant.

>>242 Are you no.1 of this thread? What do "250 responses"
mean? You mean "part 250"? Anyhow I'll help you.

What do women in this thread think about Yukorin?
They jealous her, don't they

>>1 is harmful.

>>245 Among women, her reputation is not too bad. She is sort
of vague, and looks air-headed. But as compared with Sato
Tamao, she is much better.

Both of them rubs women the wrong way.

I prefer Yukorin to >>1.

English Monologue(英語で独り言)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1077553727/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART 2
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1084892826/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ３
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1092418854/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ４
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1095365590/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ５
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1098797820/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ６
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1101529732/

English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART ７
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1103938145/

I lost a piece of paper today.
It was a 10 K bill.
It is just a piece of paper, but its value is 10,000 yen.

>>239

Do you mean Okonomiyaki? I have seen Okonomiyaki on TV but never eaten some myself.
I'd like to try, though.

I don't think you'd have to say it any different in any other language since it seems to be a proper name.
Of course it would still sound different if spoken by an English person, but that's just because
you don't always try to emulate the proper pronounciation of the foreign words you use.

I feel sorry to hear that. I have to write a lot of New Year's
cards to my superiors or co-workers as a social etiquette.
It's a tiring job. I don't like this kind of Japanese custom,
but it's more obligatory than customary in Japan now.

When I wanked just now. I carelessly soread my sperma on my floor.orz
It need be cleaned again. I need someone's help. please suck its liquid

Ask Yukorin.

Ask not what your country will do for you - ask what you can do for your country

Ask not what your Yukorin will do for you - ask what you can do for your Yukorin.

For your Dutch wife named Yukorin

I was really shocked that my acquaintance had committed a crime.

>>259
What crime?

Just kidding!

>>253

Obligatory for what exactly?

Tomorrow is the last day for my work this year.
The year of the Cock is just around the corner.
This year was too bad. I wish I would have a
better year next year. But according to Hosoki,
the guys who were born in the year of Dog will have
a tough year next year as well. I hope her prediction
will prove wrong.

If I more beautiful, I'll meet you.

I wonder if you hate like this women.

like a school children.

And urgly.

strange.

over

maybe　or　not　began

but

The end of a year is just around the corner.
People out there look busy going in and out or preparing for something.
But I have nothing to do with those noises.

To tell the truth I want to meet you.
This was my secret.

I am hungry now

I smoke too much and do not eat enough.
An apple is called for!

Do Not Eat an apple, instead Suck your dirty short dick by yourself.

I want Yukorin and Dick maniac not to come here.

>>277
why not? Why do you dislike me who love Yukorin?
Tell me why in detail.

>>278
I hate her.
That's why I hate you.

I see. Surely there are many people who dislike Yukorin because of her nature.
by the way who is your favorite idol? I want to know your type

Yukorin maniac and 276 are a same person.
That's why I hate him.

sigh... someone misunderstood me. He hates me and Yukorin...sigh

I and Yukorin are not welcomed here.

>>262
Non-Japanese often ask, "What's it for?" But it's a little
difficult to explain. It seems that Westers always try to seek
the logical reason for what they are doing. But Japanese are,
in general, group-oriented, and seek harmony and peace.
So we are, in a sense, forced to do what most of us do in
our society. The persons who cannot observe the social
customs or tradition tend to be kicked out the society.
For this, it's said to be difficult for non-Japanese to adapt
themselves to Japanese society.
But more and more young people oppose such a tendency
today. They lead a life as they like without worrying about
others' criticism.
The Japanese may be in a transition period in their way of
thinking or life style.

i can see strange thing.

horror

God knows I'm good...

god does NOT exist.

Jesus Christ is our Savior.

If you live near the region of sea, you rush from big waves of tsunami when quakes occur

quake thunder fire father plus tsunami are the dangerous things

Tsunami became an English word.

I like chicken. I like liver. Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Recently，I've been sent a lot of virus-mails.
Without my "Virus Baster"，my PC would be crushed.
Ev'rybody should get one.

I still love Keiko.

My first crush name is Kaori.
I want to meet her. But I guess she is marrid.
I wish her every happiness.

My endless love...♪

Letter published Dec 30, Austin-American Statesman

'Prepping' not learning

Re: Dec. 27 editorial, "No child left behind ・even by
Santa":

Commenting on a new toy designed to help children
learn to time themselves in preparation for
standardized tests, the American-Statesman concluded
that 4 years old is too early to start test prepping.
So is 5 years old, 6 years old and 15 years old. "Test
prepping" is not learning. Each minute spent on "test
prep" is stolen from teaching and learning.

All educators understand the importance of assessment,
but the standardized tests imposed on children in
schools today are inappropriate and excessive, and
profit only the test publishers and toy manufacturers.

STEPHEN KRASHEN

Professor Emeritus
University of Southern California

C'mon baby！！
If you crush or break up or devote，feel free rush into me！
Oh，yeah！C'mon lady！Shout！Aw！

"More and More Keikorin" is the slogan we have to
keep this thread going.

Covertly got ３００．

Who's keikorin?

Susan, come back!

It is too cold without heater today.

>>301

cf;>>122-140

Not AC?

I ate and drank too much.
And a bunch of martial arts matches are feeding me up more.

I hope 2005 will be a great year for all of us.

Kazuko Hosoki said on TV that 2005 looks to be
more disastrous than this year. How scary!

ＨＡＰＰＹ　ＮＥＷ　ＹＥＡＲ！

>>309
Shut up

Fedor beat Noge. Fedor is like Draemon. But why can he move
so quickly? He is like a middleweight fighter.

Hi Everybody! A Happy New Year!
I will be happy.

I want to be happy too.

Happiness is a warm gun.

I understand.

寒いのはイヤずら。
ビートルズは好きズラ。

How old are you?

１９ forever

I'm in mid 40s.

How do you say like "今年もよろしく" in English?
I have no idea.
If you know, tell me.

529 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：05/01/01 21:10:38
「今年もよろしくお願いします」は英語に訳すとどうなるの。

530 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：05/01/01 21:20:33
>>529
Please treat me this year as well as you did last year.

>>321
Thank you.
It is little serious, I feel so.

All we're saying is give peace a chance♪

You may say im a dreamer, but im not the only one....

ジョン　レノンも，もちろん好きズラ。

Zura？
Speak English, asshole...

Ayapan is mine.

Mine is mine.

Zura means wig in English.

Hi! I'm a NEET 28aged boy. How are you? I hope for your healthy.
I wanna be headhunted by prominent major companies.
I think NEET is actually losers , but I am a Neet...

What's mine is mine, and what's yours is also mine.

which is more fat, you or Akebono?
I think Akebono is more fat, but both Fat percantage is same.

Covertly got ３３３．

>>331
Are you Gian?
Or are you Jonathan Swift quoting Shakespeare?

heard theres a yukorin fellatio pic posted somewhere on the net. any1 seen it? btw, hny to u all!

forgot my email addy... plz send pic to me if found. tia!

Du yu andastan haw smaat am i?

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Hi guys.I'm in scotland now! St.Andrews is quite windy today.How is Japan??

Hi guys.I was in phuket but I was washed away! South China Sea is quite windy today. How is Japan??

We have no desire to quarrel with others.
We teach the gospel of peace.

>>341 You are blessed and loved by God. Go ahead.

You're Eazy Breazy,I'm Japaneasy♪

I'm disappointed with New Year postcards this year.
I got far less cards than the ones I sent.
Even I know that's because of the spread of the Internet, it's kind of sad.
I'm getting more and more estranged from the old friends year after year.

It's so difficult.Because which?

So I can't move.

I am sick and tired of living in Munich. Many of Japanese guys
attending our school lack courtesy or common sense and are nearly
twice as young as I am. They are always sticking together, running
wild and cracking dirty jokes. They really should know they are
making quite an exhibition of themselves.

>>347 It's same on the message boards in Japan. You can find it out
quite soon.

I am hanglly and sleeped of nowing in Mainichi. Marie is my sun!
See you!

In Munich do they have a lot of snow in January or February?

There is no snow at all in Germany this year. Just two days or so in the whole winter on which it really snowed.

Global wanging!

I found a much better English thread.

I was annoyed when I used a discount coupon for a Ramen.
The coupon clearly read a 500yen-ticket,
so I took it for granted that I could use it as a 500yen bill.
But actually, it just made a discount for a certain ramen from 700yen to 500yen.
That didn't sound right to me.
I should have said to them "That's not fair".

That's not fair!
Sue them!

>>351
What is Global Wanging? ...wanking?
You mean Germany is the epicenter of the global masturvation movement?

>>351

It's a pun (a bad one, I admit). Do you know "Yotsubato!", the latest manga by Azuma Kiyohiko?
In an English translation I have come across, Yotsuba mispronounces "Global Warming" as
"Global Wanging" and yells it at Asagi after Ena told her about the phenomenon.
I don't know what the original Japanese mispronounciation in the manga is like, though.

>>356 is directed at >>355 not >>351
lalalala

>>356
Oh, Sorry. I thought you misspelled it. I haven't read Azuma's manga.
I learn something new everyday.
I'm gonna read some of his comics one of these days.

>>356
(mis)pronounciation -> (mis)pronunciation

this is a misspelling English learners would often make.

>>359

D'uh, my bad.

English vocalization and spelling dynamics are difficult.

orz

Omaira pugeratcho!

Hi,see, it's hot everyday.Lovely summer.
I wanna to spend my time forever,but unfortunately time flies.
I have another ten-days to go back to Japan...then I have to continue mu study at university.

I and Yukorin love each other.

We have a plan to go to her birth palnet in the near future.
Then I will have to say good bye to you.

But I think so too.

>>362 What country are you in now?

I wish I could go to the tropical islands.
but I'm afraid of tsunami.

only 367 should have been struck by tunami in instead of 150000 men

I wish I could go to Japan
but I'm afraid of earthquakes.

You live and learn.
I live and learn.
Man lernt nie aus.

hatarai tara make kana to omoteru

This is a test posing by JaneDoe View alpha.
I have no idea why the post wasn't attached by the ID and the profile link.

Now I've found the reason of the failure. How about this?

I don't care

Profiles on 2ch?
Funny.

It's too cold today. I have a headache.

>>376
Take care!

There is broadcasting a TV program on candidates of 7th period of Morning Musume now.
Ami Kokubi is the most pretty I think.

son of a bitch.

Marriage should be between a man and a woman.

>>380 must marry an animal or insect in particular gokiburi. lol
lol pgr

Some of your most significant achievements may take place within your family
as you selflessly serve them and help them develop.

You fucking a son of a bitch ! In fact,you haven't done anything. I am getting tired of you. I wanna be able to get rid of you.

Calm yourself. You had better jerk off ito avoid anger.
Hey Fuckin' idiot=383 OK?

Miso soup rocks

383 must be that guy. ??????n

Golden eagles will be a champion of npb on 2005

what the heck is "2" in red my address bar!!

I really feel hungry now. someone cook something for me

I just had dinner at a chinese restaurant for all-you-can-eat course.
I got heartburn from overeating. Burp.

>>389 Ask Yukorin. You'd better see a doctor.

>>389
I'll cook you miso soup.

Asked by my friend, I took part in a kind of comic market today.
But I felt ill at ease as staying there
because the place was packed with nerds and costume players,
and I am a ordinary man in the street.

i like to read murakami ryu

lots of Murakami Dragon's book are very good i think.
I like love and hop, and audition most farvorite.

I think Yukorin had better sing not idoltic songs but more touching ballads.

One day a real rain will come and it'll was away all the garbage.

*wash

It will change rain into snow in the dusk,
ho-silencve night ho-holy night
maybe you will not come here,

400

What has roots that no one sees
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes
But never grows?

I've been wondering whether it's right or wrong
that a middle-aged man talk about Yukorin to others in public.

It's wrong.

He doesn't like this thread, but posts. just cra??

Oh-oh, I told about Yukorin to a lady the other day.
That's why she frowned at me.

Is NEET a state of mind?

I think so.
NEETs themselves have abiity to work,
but they don't feel like working without challenge just for the money.

I have no idea about Yukorin and her profile.

I heard that she is really quick and smart actually.

I heard news about the number of NEET and Freeter count for more than 3 million.

I have a big news for you, i discovered there is more beautiful girl than Yukorin.
Yukorin became my second favorite.

Whose the first ?

She is a singer Sowelu.

？ Japanese ?

Yes She is a Japanese. but she is not so famous. There is a short introductional news on her in today's Mezamashi TV.
She was born in Tokyo. but I don't know her in detail.
according to Nezamashi, You can see her CM soon.
I've to say good bey to Yukorin

http://www.sowelu.info/

I wanna ask a direct question about how do you feel about her?

Who is "you ?"

〉415 Sowele's grandpa is Ilish. She is very beautiful and sweet. My favorite music is「Glisten」.

That bastard has even flirtatious tendencies. What would be
his redeeming feature? Nothing?

C'mon，ev'rybody.....yap，why don't you take a walk without clothes??
If you do，you can feel the cool wind!!
So，let's go with me!!!

You always do that. you show people your houkei cock.

My dick is always "Zurumuke" so that I can "Bukkake" many times a day!

Browsing above messages, I've just found this new movement of 2ch,
which is called BE. To tell the truth, I'm not sure whether the trial
would make a success or not, but I'm going to keep an eye on the change.

>>424

Breast Enlargement?

umm....I don't understand English!
but...but I'll have to learn Engrish.

sorry,never mind.

Lots of Penis Enlargement-ad always suffer me on Email.

>>424 What is BE? Is it the word you made?

I know! That must be Beaten Egg.

>>428
I donno what "BE" stands for, but you can see its details on the following URL;
http://be.2ch.net/. Or click the sign "?#" in the header of this message.

Bowel Enhancement, Brain Explosion, Boring Experience, ...what ever.

Hey，why don't you write??
Don't you have any topics?
C'mon，be possitive；go out outside world !!You haven't gone out from
home recently，right？You may be aware that people call you "Hikikomori."

Huyygence Probe sended some important information and views to the Earth.

>>431 I've found some interesting message boards
in the US site, and post there every day.
You also should find good message boards in
English-speaking countries. It will be more useful
for you to improve your English.

>>433
I'd love to know that site.
Would you tell me about it if possible?

hmmm... i totally have no idea whatcha all guys talkin bout...whatever.
well i took what they call "Center-Shiken" today, (oops, you prob can guess how old i am)
it was so difficult especially Japanese Classics( hate it! i dont even wanna think bout that!! : - (
so many kanjis seemed to be confusing me, and made me fall asleep..
yeah you know i fucked up. Japanese SUCKS!
though English test was quite easy for me..im sure that i scored at least over 175/200pts.
i reeeally wish i were a native speaker of english..cuz they have only english, no kanjis!!
kanjis r runnin my life! ouch.

>>433
Improve?Where?
I haven't taken any mistake in my English.
Oh，I got it.
I'm sure that you felt mortifying 'cause I got your true point，right?
Hahaha，you're so idiot....be wisdom！！

>>436
how dare you say that to him/her??!
i doubt your personallity...who d'ya think you're?!
are you feeling that you're master of the english or something like that?!
or are you tryna take on?? oooh im pretty scared. and you gross!!
"you're so idiot"...? d'ya really understand what it means?
d'ya use that word in daily life?? to english speakers??
im gonna get goose bumps if you say yes.
well all i wana say is " take it easy!"
nobody said you're A-hole.
whatever, i'm not 433. just in cases.

>>437
Yeah，I always say it.'Cause what he/she has written is out of point.
Ofcourse I'm not English Master，but I've not any mistake in>>431.
So >>433 is idiot.....ev'rybody must be agree with me.

Let ma check my calender.

>>438 ----must be agree with me. (Last line)
Do you know basic English grammar?

my favorite is "be wisdom"

A must be B = I'm sure that A is B

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many people here are native English speakers?

if money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

120yen is big cost for me to buy a rice ball in the convenience.
but i am very hungry

I fed up with M.I
I'm gonna call him the Bad News from now on.

my room temperature is 5 celcius. I feel cold plus hungry.
Someone helps me. in particule I need some help by a miracly beautiful girl.

Ev'ry body，please listen to me.
I'm gonna take a examination so-called "STEP Pre-2 grade" this Sunday.
I've made all effort so far. But I'm worryied.
What should I do for the exam during this week?

hi there,
I work at the bar,which is for drinking and talking with girls(you know what it means?)
As your imagine,most of girls who work in there are not so intelligent.

Sometimes I was asked that why i work in there.
so I said to guys(customers)that I study English and want to study in America so i save money for it.
and They said"Oh! You must be like foreigner who has big dick!"
but i think what thay say is AN ASS HOLE!

I don't think that at all and why thay think that going abroad is getting a boyfriend or something?

fuck'em!!
i don't want to be said things like that! you are fucking shabby.
Go home and drink yourself!
Don't touch me with your dirty hands!!!!!

>449
Don't worry and yourself!! I pray for your success.
you take relax with drinking hot chocolate :)

>>450 Could I ask you a question? Are you also 438?

People are strange when you are stranger
faces look ugly when you are alone.
Women so wicked when unwanted

453続き、streets are uneven when you're down.
思い出したので。はい、分かった人

Sorry, I didn't know that Japanese is completely prohibited here.
Just give me a break. Today is very first day.

Covertly got ４５６．

We live in a day of shifting values, of changing standards.

Wow,that would be great.

>>450 I wanna talk with you? How do you study English?
Your English is very practical.

I'm not 438

sorry,my English is bad...
I found some mistakes but Could anyone teach me collect sentences?

>459 i'm not going to any school.jusy chatting with my friends who is from America.
but they are only fiends not teacher so they don't tell if i used wrong words.

>>460
You'd better use trip.

I've been to Pachinko today, and money is gone. That is fucking
nightmare. Should I quit or keep on? I've asked myself hundred times.

Read an English Blog, bitch. You know you want to. Osaka Gakuin Daigaku sucks big dick.
http://japan-info.blogspot.com/

Stop gambling and use your money on booze!

I'm fed up with drinking. It used to be working well
to support my mind, and nothing now except when shagging
a bird!! That makes a bitch look much sexy.

There are many men who are cherries and some amateur cherries and like masutarbation in this crazy Boyaki thread,

So you can't graduate from being cherrydom.

>>460
I'll correct your English. Please let me know your email
address. Even if there are some grammatical mistakes in
your messages, your English is very good and interesting.

I wonder why my friend, M, started to name himself a false name.
Once I asked him why?
But he wouldn't answer to that, speaking gibberish.
I could understand if it is used in private.
But he uses it even on letters and New Year postcard.
What a nonsense guy he is!
Now I suspect that he is influenced by Death Note, a popular comic in JUMP.

Hello there, thread!

I pray that we shall ever be humble and grateful.

Oh you are there.

Don't you think of this dream?　；be one of people in a comic-story.
I wanna be a person in a comic named "Hitman REBOAN!!"
If I could be so，I would sleep with Miura Haru. She's so cute.
How about you，everyone？　

OOOH LETTERS APPEAR IN CAPITAL LETTERS WITHOUT PRESSING THE SHIFT KEY
TODAY.I LIKE IT!IT'S FUN.LOL BUT WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THE KEYBOARD?LOL
NOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS!SOYMILK IS YUMMY!YES!LOL I MEAN PROCESSED ONE.
I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A CARTON OF PROCESSED SOYMILK TONIGHT.YES IT WAS
ALREADY NIGHT.THE SUPERMARKET I WENT OPENS UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
NON-PROCESSED SOYMILK LOOKS LIKE BETTER FOR YOUR HEALTH(IS IT SO?I DON'T
KNOW THOUGH LOL)BUT I CAN'T DRINK IT.LOL
MMMM WELL I HAVE TO PRACTICE ENGLISH MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE!!!
I WANT TO WRITE MORE I WANT TO TALK MORE BUT IT'S DIFFICULT.
IT FRUSTRATES ME A LOT!LOL

Hello.

hell, oh!

>>468 Thank you!! and are you >>459?
please sent me e-mail.

I had work last night.
I'm bored talking about blood type...
Who cares what my blood type is.
They said that I seem like B or O type.but i always don't tell which is.

sorry,send me to:[email protected]

I want to be a superstar

You're a jukebox hero.
You've got stars in your eyes.

I'm in the big city.
Japanese women who are studing abroad, are dreaming to make many funs.
I wonder why.
Studing abroad is NOT dream! NOT result! Realize!
You know what I'm saying? Ladies!

>>479
Oh, come on. Wake up!

I want to be a super-saiyan.

>>483
I hope it will be true.;)

Hey Morons! Suck your own dick!! You can do it than studing foregn language!
lol lol lol lol lolwwwwwww

Putting himself into the ocean of remorse
He will feel the pain coming from inside
Staying 2ch is the reason of his divorce
the BBS will not show him where to hide

Sitting up late at night is his routine
He has been ROMing since he was fourteen
Days and nights always show him the same scene
While 2ch shows him what he has never seen

Now...
He is connecting to the thread
which is called the kingdom of dread
his right hand no more moves the mouse
there is even no one seen in the house

He cannot mark an anchor of his breath
The 1001st responce is the end of his road
There is only a sign of his death
His life has become a thread you cannot reload

>>486
Wow...Fabulous!
I'm astonished how the rhyme makes beautiful resonances.

I can't do it.

How can see into my eyes?

The fitness boom just keeps on getting bigger and bigger rather than dying down.

>1->490
your monologue of english is too difficult for me to understand.
how do i study english...?

First，take it easy.

And Finally, Shake your own cock randomly.

Rock out with your cock out!

>>491
I think 1-490 are not necessarily accurate, as compared with native speaker.
So you should just write, write in English.
Put away the idea of "study English"

I wonder why this thread lasts so long. Maybe Japanese like
monologue.

Japanese like doing things alone, for instance, monologue or
pachinko.
So it may be Japanese that like masturbation the best
in the world.

horse race and boat race are my jobs to earn money.
but I lost much money in the most rounds of both ghamble

>>496
I don't think so.
I think that's just because most Japanese don't feel confident enough
to talk in English,
while they have wanted to do it ever since they started learning English.
Monologue doesn't hurt themselves. And I am the one of those guys.

Covertly got ５００．
Girls wanted. No experience necessary

I wanna jump your bones

Shake your own cock and after you can see something white.lol

Shake your booty.

You guys who write vulgar things here should learn a sense of humor.
How old are you?

I think the men who post vulgar topics is 厨房。

I am going to go to the MacDonald to eat 4 hambugers and 2 fried potatoes and large size of coca cola.
but I am lonely. I have no girlfriend to go out with.orz

Be on diet!

Where is Yukorin mania in thrad? I haven't seen him recently and funny topic

He found a better girl.

Who? He loves who? And He had already given up loving Yukorin?

Yes. Her name is Sol or something that. Japanese singer.

Gee. How speedy and whimsical he is.

whimsical
【形】 気まぐれな、風変わり｛ふうがわり｝な、移り気な

I need a link to an English-English dictionary on >>1．

Whe asked "Who is your favorite girl in the show-biz?",
I say in public, especially to women,
"Well, I'm not big on anyone special...but if I were to tell, it's Kou Shibaski or Akiko Yada...."
But, in fact, there's always Yukorin in my mind.

oh you are crazy.

【またも】英検2級問題【漏洩】
http://news18.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news7/1106299327/l50

He may be ?? What is his intention?

Where are moles?

I want to go to Kabuki-cho to enjoy according to one program

but I have no enough money to go there.

I can't say the name of yukorin out loud in public.
I would tell people that I like Hasekyo the best.
Cause I'm afraid of girls' criticism toward yukorin and myself.
She is a type of girl that women hate the most.
Guys today cannot even tell someone who they like without considering
girls' preferences. Too bad...

Nobody expects you to be sane. You don't have to think about it.

If you shout 'I love Yukorin' in your school ,company, or crowded train in rushed hours, you'll be surely Hero.

Hi I am a 31-aged NEET. It is a pity that this thread became small populated thread.

When we talk about the movie of Harry potter, I can't say the name of Hermione aloud in public.
I love hermione so much that I even wanna marry her if I could but I always lie to people that I like Macgonagall best.
I fear they might get disguised to think I'm loli-con.
Loli-con is the type of a guy that everyone hates the most nowadays, you know.
Stop thinking loli-con is a criminal backup and occasionally kidnaps a girl.
Such an bias doesn't allow guys today even to tell which girls in a movie they like.

Bleah....just another glummy day at the office :oP

Keiko-rin is my dear one.
I wanna sleep with her.

>>504-505

I think it's not fair that middle-age women
are allowed to openly say Love Takky or whatever.
But once a middle-aged man did the same kind, Love Yukorin or Kago-chan!
he would be hard pressed with no doubt. WHY?

I am a native english speaker. If you need help with english i can help you. If you use skype and want to call me my skype ID is cfhweems.

>>529
Takky is over 18, Kago-chan is not.
Although I don't think it's the only reason.

I resemble Takky, You resemble Sanpei.lol

google is you best friend if you want him to be

Mr.117 you are correct! People who make fun of others are bakas! I want a Mos burger. I am hamburger. Feel my happiness! future is smile.

I am happy!

Shake your short cock

mr 117 is right, I want a hamburge right now

Pizza Hut is good for you

I ate 2disks of pizza last month.

shake your short cock what the hell, a bird? shaking a bird is bad for you and pizza is good for you

Hey idoit NEET!suck your own cock

if you need help with english also or if you want to teach japanese and i will teach english then you can
skype me also me and weems can help you perfect your skills

and you know what we are nice people to so email me with the link within my name and we can help you

Yukorin was a "Yankee."

Covertly got ５４３．

It doesn't matter to me whether Yukorin is a yankee or not.

It does to some people．

Keikorin is cute.
So，if all of you see her innocent grin，you must be attracted.
And your honest-johnson stands not only naturally but also storongly.

Whose she, anyway ?

My love for Yukorin has already changed. I dislike her now.
I was very stupid,
but there seems to be an idiot who still loves her in this thread

>>547
You wanted to ask "Who's she anyway?"，right?
Well....yeah，she's my ex-girlfriend.
>>548
Nobody.

2〜3minute before, when I read this thread,I thought.

What "orz" means?

and when I took dictionary,I found myself tired.

orz

×I took dictionary
○I took my dictionary

I'm very tired('A`)

I didn't understand the meaning of orz when I saw it for the first time.
As now you may know,
orz means a figure of person feeling collapse or breakdown,

うわっ。
ここで英語書いてる人、言っては何だけどずばり
　
　　　下手！！！

>>553
Speak English！
Can't you read??

じゃあ上手なお手本みしてから言え

>>555
Write down your words in English first.
Can't you do it?
Oh，you must be afraid enogh to do so，right?

>>555 You are bananas. Ask your teacher this meaning tomorrow.

I'm desperately sorry for guys like 553,
who, in fact, might be able to use English smoothly though.
I guess they are trollee, or Tsuri.
That kind of guys must be leading empty lives.

That's a case of sour grapes. That guy only exists
in order to make us laugh.

オーウ！アラソイはイケマセーン！

Would you guys still want to keep conversations
in English or not? Is it becoming sort of like a
critisising-each-other-place? 553, put your head
out of here and come back when you speak English.

静！ 我不望争事。

Ｉ　ｓｐｅａｋ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ．
Ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ？
Ｉ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｍｙ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｉｓ　ｐｏｏｒ，
ｂｕｔ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ｍａｔｔｅｒ？
Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｓｏ．

Ｂｙｅ

Suck your own cock. Shake your own cock recklessly,

The power to create children is very sacred.

But the power to jerk off is sometimes worthless.

Covertly got ５６７．

Secretly stole 568.

I got 569 while wanking

time to go get 570

I hit upon a good idea!
When wanking, you put a power generator onto your dick,
making electricity by the piston movement of the hand.

>>571
That's a good one!!!!!!!

you try first

According to one weekly magazine, Yukorin(Ogu yu-) used to be a gang girl in her past.
Many men are in this thread may be shocked. you belive that she is innocent becaz you are really idiots.
but I give you a good idea. It is the best way for you to recovery from the toughest shock. Give up her and study hard
OK? Do you understand?

All of you are morons and reckless manias of her, so you always have one canned-coffee, don't you?

What an asswole!!>>574
Fuck off!! you bastard!!

×　asswole
○　asshole

orz
I'm a fucking loser・・

What the hell....?

>>574
Anyway
Yukorin is the best freakin' garl in the world!!!
Whoo-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

l>>579
○　girl
×　garl

BOZO!!(wwwwww

>>580
Piss off!! you bastard!!

>>581
good bye motherfucker(wwwwwwwwwwww

>>582
What a fucking loser!!
you sick, Japanese freak

>>576
Kid, what the fuck
is wrong with you?

Don't be so rough.
Whatever, I know everybody loves Yokourin after all.

>>585
Yeah,
We should try to have sex with her.
She is not only smart and funny and stunnningly beautiful, you know.

Crazy

>>587
You fucking beep?!
We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose!
FUCK OFF !!

>>588
But, her joke is so predictable.
I hate her. sorry.

>>589
FUCK OFF!! you asshole!!
This thread is for Yokourin lovers only.
Piss off!! you wankers!!

>>585
＞Yukorin
Oh, god damn it! Jesus fucking Chirist.
Listen, bastard. NOT fuckkin' "Yukorin"
Y-U-K-O-R-I-N !! OK?

How do you do. evryone. nice tu meet you.
May I read my story?
I was a man. I went to the dentist.
I was puzzled about how to wash my teesu.
Goob by.

>>592
teesu?
Fuck you!
Get the fuck out of here right now!

Be my girl, Yuko!
Are you gonnna be my girl year!

Yukorin is loved by stupid jobless kimo-nerds in this thread.

Our Father in Heaven gives His children commandments because He loves them.
He knows that wickedness never was happiness.

Cassiny-Hoiesnsu should go to not Titan but the Korin planet to pathfind.
but astronat can't understand how far is it to thedistance between Earth and korin planet.

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pleses read the sotry.
When I was in the Mountain Province of the Philippines,
I met a very interesting man.
He was a Catholicpriest called Father Joe.
In fact, not only was he a priest but he took on
the duties of teacher, doctor and adviser.
He told me that after native people had been converted
to Catholicism, they were very devout and religious.

Covertly got ６００．

They were a good and honest people so one morning
he was quit surprised.
Some holy oil used for religious services was missing.
It was placed in a jar on the altar so that it could
be used conveniently.
So Father Joe filled up the jar with oil again and next
day some more oil had again disappeared.
This went on for a week. Every evening he filled the
jar up with oil and the following morning there was
always some oil missing. It was most mysterious.
Father Joe then decided to do something about it.
He decided to hide behind the altar to see who the
thief was.

Do you like this sotry?
I was lucly to write this.

End of monolog

Bill, please keep on writing.

Is that Bill who are featured in the movie, KIll BILL?

>>601
Son of a bitch!
You lousy, cheating little shit!
Bitch, bitch, bitch.

>>606 Don't come here. Don't use English here just for practice.
Nobody wants you to be here. You should not study English.
Last I'll teach you one phrase. "You are bananas."
Go to consult a dictionary, and never come back.

Hey，I'm fuckin' free now.'Cause it's nearly at 5 AM.
My friends propably are sleepin'.
.....I got a chance to meet my dear (but not my lover)，but I'm in lose.
I don't know whether I can talk to her or not.
And I don't know what to talk?
Please help me.

>>608
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>>607
Oh, Jeasus fucking Christ.
You sneaky little kid.
Fuck off! Little bastard!
This thread is for Yukorin lovers only!!

>>609
>>610
>>611
There's so many penises!
This is biggest sausage fest on earth.
It's the international house of sausage.

>>608
Fuck me?
FUCK YOU !!

freaky...

>>615
Shut the hell up!
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' fat-ass!!

>>615
Leave him alone...

This thread is so predictable.

pretty good

>>598
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My cock is itching

Yukorin is killing me, mate.

How many times do you wank with yukorin?

I was soh pissed off..

Y ?

>>621>>624
Take care of yourself, kid...
>>623

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Eh?

I want to ask those who say No Yukorin!
If you were to decide which girl to make love to, Youkorin or Aya Sugimoto?
What would you do?

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All men except me believe Yukorin is a virgin and miracly pretty girl.
And They desire to get her and they always drink canned coffees uuonda. It is the most stupid things.
I think these fuckin' morons had better go to the Korin Planet and never return.

I wish I could.

>>630
That's an awesome fucking story, kid.
You go ahead.
I fuck one peson.

--Yuko Ogura--

>>628
i would fuck both of them.

Hey Fickin' Morons! Stop wanking!! You are idiots!!! You are Crazy!!!!
Go to somewhere in space, in particular to the Korin planet!!!!!

>>634
What an asshole!(wwww
Do you believe in the korin planet?
You sneaky little pric.!
Fuck off!! Little bastard!!(www

I couldn't talk to her 'cause she sat far from the entrance.
If she sits nearly，I could.

Why haven't I been given any chocolates by girls until now? Why I am a jobless cherry?

Last summer，when I was preparin' to go home，a girl patted me on my shoulder.
She said，"Are you free tonight，chief?"Of course I answered，"Yeah."
And then she asked me to take her a French restaurant.
After eatin' dinner，she said to me，"Thanks for dinner!...Ah，to tell the truth，ah..."
I sighed and suggested to her goin' to a hotel to drink some wines.
Soon，she answered"Yes!!"
......After that，ah，image yourself...

FUN QUIZ! LOL

This is realy cute. It's a short quiz.


1.Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red black blue green or yellow?

3.Your first initial.

4.Your month of birth.

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as you.

7.Your favorite number.

8. Which do you like better, Cali or Florida?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

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The ANSWERS.

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose...
RED-you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black-You are conservative and aggressive.
Green- You're soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue- YOu are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down

3. If your initial is

A-K-You have alot of friendship and love in your life
L-R- You try to ejoy life and you love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

4. If you were born in...
Jan- Mar: the year will go very good for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with somoen who is completely unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept:You will have an amazing year and you will experience a major life changing for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great but you will eventually find your soulmate.

debudebu〜

suck my dick

Hey fuckin' stupid=643! Do it by yourself! Shake and suck your own cock!!

And spread dirty white liquid in your own mouth!lol

>>645
Excuse me, sir?
lol is what??

laugh(ing) out loud

>>647
thank you, sir.
i understood.

All of men (except me) in this fucking thread cannot stop thier love for Yukorin.
You really believe that you and Yukorin will go to the korin planet to live there.
oh...It's very crazy for you...

Why did you join less here recently? you are catching up with yukorin, aren't you?

Ugh....excuse me, but who's this "Yukorin" anyway?

WHO THE FUCK IS YUKORIN?

I don't understand.

Covertly got ６５４．
Yukorin was a yankee, Yuko Kobayashi ?

I love Wakapai as well as Yukorin.

I don't know about Wakapai at all.

http://bananan.8ne.jp/idolphoto/inouewaka.html

A girl who has both a good character and a good figure.

I can't see the image you post, but I understand wakapai means Inoue Waka.
I like neither wakapai nor yukorin

I hate her lip

Upper lip ?

>>658
What color is the sky on your planet?

Yukoring must be very nasty, as is often the case with
girls who think they're cute.

You always jerk off with wakapai and yukorin.
which do you jerk off much as an Okazu

Tamao Sato is very crafty and artful.
Whatever she does is carefully thought out to delude
dumb boys. I don't like her attitude, though I love her.

>>664
Your spelling is wrong.
Pronounce her name. That'll make you understand
Yukoring is right.

>>665
I think you love much more Nakamura than Sato.

Have you ever seen Tamao's nipples and ample cleavage?
I think you fell in love with her by seeing her pictures.

I've never jerked off imagining Yukorin.
That's only what I'm proud of....

>>667
How come?
I never said so.
I'm Sato's, not Nakamura's.

>>669
Because she's not so mature, right?

>>670
Shut up,sticky cherry boy.

>>672
Don't act like a baby.
You're much too childish.

>>668
You are sooo bad! Pung pung!! by Tamao

>>674
No, Tamao would shoot pung pung beams.

We don't like Yukoring, so
we don't like her fans, too.

So tell me, where is Yukoring from?

I was wondering why Yukorin was so mad.
What made her believe she's from Korin planet?

>>671
I don't know. Though I find her cute,
but somehow she doesn't jack myself up.

Her voice sounds very stuffy.
I guess she thinks it's cute but actually very raucous...

Who's coming next?
No more about Yukoring, please.

How about Sayuri Anzu?
She assists George on a NHK's English program.

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あんず

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>>683-684
What do you want?
I will never click those links.

Maria Sharapova is my angel.
She appears to have broken the trend of the tennis world
where the women like monster had roamed around for ages.

Mana/Kana would be way too pure to sting the audience of
the program.
Becky is a little bit too fluent in English to get elementary
learners motivated..

So I think Megumi Yasu is best for the assistant of the program
next term.

Speaking of Megumi,
how about the one with huge busts?
You know, the one who appears on Toribia no Izumi, a TV program.

Covertly got ６９０．

>>688
You are saying about "Eigo-de-Shaberanight",aren't you?

That reminds me.
Do you remember Pie rates?
One of them was denuded, wasn't she?
I read the ad on paper a day or two before.
Certanly, her name is Haruka.
So what will happen to the other?

>>691
No, no, no.
About 100 go de eikawa.

Please read the thread for the program.
Their names came up so far on the thread.

http://lottoforever.at.infoseek.co.jp/yasu.htm

>>694
the name "yasu" at the end of the link is very appealing,
but it seems like my pc would freeze if I click on it.
So I won't do as I like.

I prefer Becky to Yasu.
A girl with a good comand of english would be good
for an English-learning program, wouldn't she?

I just saw a movie, I am Sam, last night.
It was really touching, and a girl co-staring as Sam's daughter
was deadly CUTE! Her name is Dakota Fanning.
You should definitely watch the movie once at least.
I bet you'll be knocked out by her cuteness.

No, I think Becky is far cuter.

All of You believe Youkorin is the No1 prettiest girl in many popular idols for instance yellow cab, hori-pro, morning daughters or bekky.
What makes you think and believe such the stupidest and craziest idea? Why?
I am afraid that your IQs are from 20 to 40.
Maria Sharapowa is mine, because I am cut out for her, because I am intelligent and handsome.
You are all stupid and morons. so you can NEVER get her,
at best, you can only wank thinking my fairy maria sharapwa.lol lol lol lol

Suck your own cock!!!! Shake your own cock!!!
you morons can do it only!!!!

As cheerful as she is, Becky is most suitable for a
TV programa in which we can learn English.
If she encourage us to practise, we'll be very motivated
to do it. I believe she'll make a good, wonderful, and great
assistant.

Becky is a good motivation for us to study Englih because she is pretty.

Yeah, if she eggs us on, we can't help but study hard.
Beauty means a lot to us.

Hey,fat-losers!
How you doing today?

>>704
Why don't you try stickin your head up your ass?See if it fit's...

I am seeking a job on the web, but there is no good one,orz
What should I do? I don't want to keep Free-albaiter more.orz

where can i learn english? its my question. too expensive nova and
most school is. I thought, if i wanna learn english, i need to talk
with white girls on porno web. its true.

>>707
you are right

>>702
yes, she's cute so much. HOWEVER, i saw her on tv when she
said "i cannot speak english well". dang!

Beky's breasts are not so rich. but I wanna watch,touch and suck them.
( ;´Д`)Ha-ha-dopyu

uh huh, we need to talk about her more. i love her little tits too.
and it will be much more better when she was young.

you had better うｐ to jerk off

I'm feeling less and less sexual desire.

syphilis

this guy is posting "syphilis" everywhere!

I feel deep shocking now

syphilis

I feel deeply stronger shock. My farvorite announcer married and is pregnant and will have a baby on september.

syphilis

yes,that't right. that fuckin' word is suitable for the situation.
I can't stand up again from this shosk just like you understton Oguyu- used to be a gang , not innnocent girl.

syphilis

Please tell me how I can have a wet dream.

syphilis

automatic posting program?

I want to pass the university of -----!!!!
I study very hard everyday.Even in midnight I don't sleep,and study.


Someone read this sentence and say that you can't pass the university.

syphilis

What's "syphilis"? Are you strange man?

syphilisは梅毒

I rarely go to karaoke because there're very few songs I know,
so there're very few songs I can sing.
I went to karaoke with my friend today, it was so unusual for me.
I did enjoy singing but when the friend was singing I didn't know
how to react, and I felt uncomfortable.
I promised myself again not to go to karaoke.

>>725
I wish you a good luck.

Don't work there. After all you are a bitch.

How are you?I am jerking off now.

dead tired.

Have a good week!

I've kept a close eye on Sharapova for about two years,
but now she went far away from me. I have a complex feeling.

probably we will be lost by the one of the axes of the evil

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JUSTICE country win

"J"ustice-League
J-League

I have been trying to justify all the experience I had.
But I've never found the reason why I had to be scolded that many times when I was younger.
My mother used to say I was kind of crap. She said I didn't deserve to live.
These are completely true!
I told my teacher about my mother. The teacher said, "don't you have any trust for her?".
Then I was scolded by the teacher.
The same kind of things happened again and again and again.
I talked to a counselor but it was not cathartic at all.
I was rather hurt more. Counselors like to find my mistakes and ask for a reason.
Maybe it makes a sense in a way, but at that time I really really wanted them to listen to me and agree with me.
It's not that I wanted them to sympathize me or blame me.
Now I've almost given up finding someone to help me.
Should I get over and grow up by myself? I'm turning twenty. I think it's about time.
I know what is past is past but it's really hard for me now to have healthy self-esteem.

It is a pity to see many young people wasting a lot of time looking for employment.

when NHK might pay Ebi-jyon-iru incredeble amount of Retirement allowance...

>>739
I recommend you try reading some books of Taizo Kato,
who is a renowned counselor and understands much about the self-esteem issue.

>>742
Thank you for your reply. I'll search on Amazon. Thanks.
I think I know him, although I've never read any of his books.

Time goes fast, already 12th of the month.

you744 waste much time jerking off. I tell you 'Study' repeatedly
but you don' follow my advice

Yes, you're right,745. ;)
I won't follow what you say.

いんりんおぶじょいとい

ha!

You are so stupid taht you fall in love with Yukorin easily.
I can't understand you at all.

Why are you guys studying english? for what? business? just conversation with someone?
maybe most of japanese girls study english to hook up with white and black men.
no matter how much you study english, if you live in japan, you never become able to
speak english, but maybe youre gonna be good at reading. so you always gotta have
a pen and papers for when foreigners ask you something. it looks like japanese japanese,
it might help you. just try it!
could anybody correct my english please? my grammar sucks so.

Suck my dick!!

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>>750糞

Is there anyone who gives me a Valentine chocorate?

Mine is going bad.
Do you want some ?

no not at all

i've got a one

really?

Of cause!

I want to say >>752 ,If only to he've said "SHIT"!! .
I have one.But I don't give you a chocorate thing even a
chocorate bar,for unfortunately
you are an ugly,scummy,dummy creature.

I bought myself a chocolate. Good for me!

How many chocolates did you get?
I got 30.

Good for me......you're killing me.Good for...
I can't stop laughing,so funny.

I am the sunshine.

Suck your own cock instead of eating a chocolate.

I can't reach my cock to suck. Please tell me how.

Do your best to suck your own cock, if you can't do it. you're ok to eat your shit

Speaking of self-fella, I remember the one from Tantei Night Scoop,
in which they were seeking guys who could see the asshole of their own.
Surprisingly they found quite a few people that were able to do it!!
It must be a piece of cake for those to suck their own cocks.

I feel a little sore today.
That's because I overdid it yesterday.
My friends and I were playing tennis.
I really got carried away.
I hadn't exercised at all in months.
Then I suddenly spent a whole afternoon playing.
It was a lot of fun.
But my muscles are complaining today.

I am very hungry now

me too

me three.

>>725
Hey, go to bed, kiddo.
You've gotta sleep well or risk yourself damaging your brain.

yesterday my friend was given a choco by my Kataomoi-girl.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
by the way I don't know the word of Kataomoi

>>773
× my friend
○ a friend of mine
○ one of my friends
kataomoi → one-sided love, unrequited love

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omeko

I will eat both her and choco.

i went to china town -

I want a i Pod.

>>780
an iPod

>>781
Sorry!

Don't let a minor mistake bother you.

>>783
Maybe you can't see how much you mean to me.
You are the dawn breaking the night, the promise of morning light
filling the world surrounding me when I hold you.

my teeth is paining caz I ate many chocolates the day before yesterday.

I hear her voice in the morning hours she calls me.
The radio reminds me of my home far away.
And driving down the road I get a feeling that I should
have been home.

I want to be a very rich man.

Come to the church in the wild wood.
Kindly leave a contribution in the pail.
Be as simple and trusting as a child would.
And we sell you the church in the dale.

The hardest thing I've ever done is keep believing.
There's someone in this crazy world for me.
The way that people come and go throught temporary lives.
My chance could come and I might never know.

Feels like maybe things will be all right.

On the day that you were born the angels got together
and decided to create a dream come true.
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair and golden starlight
in your eyes of blue.

close to you...

For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
by making his world a little colder.

Karen is dead.

her song is very nice,

You bet.

Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling me
that things are not the same.

In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
there's a pleasing sense of happiness for me.

who is the girl with the crying face

Looking back on how it was in yeas gone by
and the good times that I had mekes today seem
rather sad. So much has changed.

I need a girlfriend who is kind and very pretty.
my heart suffers from fatigue...

Once bitten and twice shy.
I keep my distance but you still catch my eyes.
Tell me baby. Do you recognize me? Well, it's been
a year. It doesn't surpriseme.

I saw Momy kissing Sant Claus
underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep down the stairs
to have a pee

Well. I'll kill my wife.

Who took the money? Who took the money away?

Last time she jumped out the window, well, she only turned
and smile. You may think she would say something but

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Ｆｕｃｋ！　Ｌｉｃｋ　ＹＯＵＲ　ＯＷＮ　ＡＳＳＨＯＬＥ

Don't carry the world upon your shoulder.

I'll lick you!

wee-wee

Whom is Jude loving?

g'nite! ;-)

Actually nobody's mentioned in it.
One never knows. < Jude's heartseet

I was shot.

Oh, poor John. Sleep in peace.

Lay me down in forest lawn in a silver casket with
golden flowers over my hand in a silver basket.

Isn't it nice?

You have been triffling with me!

get ill

Gag me with the spooooooon!!

Ah! I don't know anything better than this.

Rainy days always make me blue.

I am lonely.

After long enough of beeing alone,
everyone must face there share of loneliness.

Ｌiving is dying.

Living is dining?

Make it possible with Cannon.

I am seeking a job related to using English. but there are few...
If you are business man, please give me an advice.
I want to decide my job by the age of 31. there are several months to go

I really want to be a businessman who uses English at work.
but clerks in hello work offers physical works to me.

Y ?

please give me an advice,,,

>830
thats because you only graduated from high school, right?
you totally deserve it.

>>833
I want to be a business man earlier,
If you knew good on-line job-hunt sites, please tell me

anyone disregards me and doesn't give me advice..
If I were Ogu Yu-, you positively give much advice , with tremendous sexual lust.

Good bye&forever Nagoya Airport.
Hello!Central Japan International Airport.

yuukorin

busu

london went go james and feaver.

>>812
TANI Ryouko

You hide the truth that you are strongly loving with Yukorin.

Yukorin wa busu

I'm starving. I could eat a horse.

i'm starving too, and i wanna drink

is anybody here?

nine?

Yep, sometimes....
Perhaps once a week? :oP

which wins do you think FIJITV or HORIEMON?

I just can't get why Livedoor has so much money?!?!

Come to think of it,
I don't need a high death security of the life insurance anymore.
Because, I won't stand a chance of getting married from now on.
How much have I wasted money? So let's cancel the present contract!
All you need is about 2-300,000 yen when I die, for a single middle-aged man.

>>850
mistake! you need at least 2-3,000,000 yen for a funeral.

I'm loving to watching a TV progra, ' Girls A Go GO!'
according to this thread, most of men loves Yuuko Ogura,
but I love Beautiful Girls Club 31

>>852
Too bad that program isn't aired in our region for now.
But I saw Ayaka Morita on TV once before. Isn't she really cute?

Arashi have been kidnapping my thread!

>>853
you are right. Ayaka Morita is one of the prettiest girl in her group.
but I think Asuka Shibuya is most pretty.

Private eyes are watching you．

This month, I spent too much money for buying scandinavian antiques.

Oh, I sholud have thought twice!

I am thinking whether I jerk off or not

Who will get the Awards Of acting heroine of Japan's Academy?

Not Yukorin, that's sure.

Who's Masami Nagasawa? The girl of "Help her please!!"?

>>858

May I help you?

Yukorin will

Yukorin will do.

yukorin get it next year in 2006. she will change from an idot to an actress

Yukorin is very smart.

I can't understand you why you love Yukorin...
you're most crazy middle aged single men

I am kou1 now.

The more excited Sharapova gets during games,
the more elect her nipples get.
It's interesting.

Sharapova is very tall.

sharapowa is H

sex

onani-

vagina

You are only good at sucking your own cock, aren't you?

Yukorin no manko moe

I am starving, so I am eating 4 hamburgers with L-sized potatoes which I bought yesterday.
but as you know, fried potatoes is very oily now. it's not so dericious

why don't you have a night snack like me?

Why don't you love me like you use to...?

I need a pretty and kind girlfriend to heal my mind.

I AM LONELY!! Please speak with me Japanese.

ITO KAZUO

>>881
your cock is your friend. so suck your own cock!

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　breasts! breasts!
　⊂彡

A English conversation class digs into my purse....
If the person who can speak English makes friends, it's good for me.

You can go to free English conversation class.

.

Covertly got ８８８．
Hahaha．

>877
I think french fly is not so oily, is good taste!

hola que tal

All of you are looking forward to watching and recording A TV program Tokyo Friend Park 2 whose guests is ogura yuko next week.
I think you are morons and cherrys.

Thank god, it's Cat's Day!

It was good I saw Volk Han showing on TV in PRIDE tonight.

I'm hungry...

could find a cup of instant miso rahmen...

need some hot water...

thats hot

I like instant ramen too..But If You eat it everyday,You will get sick.

killing me softly with his song

rape me

Covertly got ９００．

catch me if you can.
touch the shadow.

I just found SNYDERS very delicious,
which is the popular snack in the US
and so good that once choked President Mr.Bush almost to death.
It goes well especially with coffee and beer.

see you at the dark side of the moooooooon!!

wow! gag me with the spooooooooon!!

Matthew? Where are you?

Matthew?

I didn't know who Matthew really is.

Do I know you?

Big news!
Matthew, or Takashi Fujii, is going to marry Penelope Cruz,
a topnotch Hollywood star known for her beauty. Wow!

nice try

>>910
it cant be true!

You had better watch a TV program' Girls A Go Go!'
you can see ayaka morita and asuka shibuya are very pretty girls

I can't stop loving you.
Forever with you.

My company and boss are good and kind! But my salary is very small, sir.
I can't afford to buy enough Ero-magazines, Ero-books and Idol CDs.

something wrong with me, these days it seems like I have been in bad shape. Nah you know what? I will just just leave it, let it go. Holy shit what am I writing, I suppose I am drunk badly I've got go to bed. See you guys God bless U

These days I sleep in daytime and work in night.
I think I am lazy and slow starter.
So I start my work too late. This result my night work.

I am hungry

Why you are hungry?

cuz i don have chizzle who fizzle me, you know what im saying?

Sorry I can't catch you, cuz you sound you have no control of youself.

i meant i have no chicks who feed me, you know what im saying?

Ya! I catch you now.
I am eating a big slice of steak.

are you a girl? I don think so, but
the way you talk reminds me of my favorite girl.

I am a girl of 16.
I am studying Engilsh late in night.
I don't like the way you talk. You can talk a correct English.

what do you mean you don like my way of talking?
I just like to speak english like this
I cant speack english though

>>913
Asuka Shibuya is from Niigata, the same as I am.
But I don't know where in Niigata she comes from.
That happens often to idols. I think that's because
they don't like to be identified closely in thier hometown.

Matthew was pritending strange Japanese at ”Lost in translation”.

gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls, SHOW UP!

I am a single, cherry, middle aged jobless man.
Never Laugh at me!

What doesn't makes Beautiful girls' club 31 surpass thier rival Morning Daughters?

>>931
Mo-musu is backed up by Tsunku,
who has a strong strategy for people in general.
That's the reason I think.
And B.G club 31 seems to target at Akiba nerds.

Hey!Men. I'm a girl.

prove it!

I just bought an optical mouse for the fist time.
It looks sleek and beautiful and designed for human-friendly.
But...What the hell is this??
It's really hard to use. My hand, shoulders, eyes get stiff!

>>935
your hand had already been stiffen by jerking off before using optical mouse.lol

How could you say to me?
How did you guess the fact
that I've been jerking off and off every night
imagining a young cute girl being molested hard??
But it's nothing to do with my hand.

Your optical mouse and your cheap-dirty PC are worthless.
Because Your majority of spending PC time is enjoying pink-sites to jerk off.
And the rest is 2ch...

I'm afraid of March coming.

good bye.

Besides a few grammar errors, you people are good at speeking english.

I am an American, by the way.

Over at 4chan (an English Futaba board), the phrase we use to describe a situation like this is "lol internet"

i had considered lol as a mark describing a man
who holds his hands up.

It is very important for you to be open. So you disclose and shout your love for Yukorin in public.

np

ノノノハヽ
从 ~ ё ~）
⊂　　 )つ
（__/(⌒)

【ゆうこりんゴールデンレス】
このレスを見た人はコピペでもいいので
10分以内に3つのスレへ貼り付けてください。
そうすれば１４日後に街角でゆうこりんと出会えるわ宝くじは当たるわ
出世しまくるわ体の悪い所全部治るわでえらい事です

this thread is about coming to an end.

So what?

I'm going to Shibuya today.
I don't really like it there because I don't like crowds...
but there're so many great shops, and I can find a lot of things that
I can't find in Saitama.

To wank or not to wank. that's the question.

sweet dreams. don't let the bedbugs bite.

オマエら、農耕民族の黄色人種のくせに、
茶髪や金髪にしてるドキュンの方が笑えるよ。

たまーに、いるんだよねー。
街で後姿から「あ、白人かな？」と思って、正面から顔見ると、
「なんだよ、豚（黄色人種）かよ」っていうヤツ（藁

こーいうヤツが、ニューヨークの街中なんか歩いていたら、
ほんと、ピエロだねｗ

軽薄で中身のない日本人は、他人の真似ばかりしたがるようだが、
黒髪のカッコ良さが分かってないらしい（藁

何色にも染まらない黒というのは、個性の強さの象徴でもある。
黒髪に誇りをもてない、薄っぺらい黄色人種ほど、情けないブタはいないねｗ

>>952
IN ENGLISH, PLEASE!

Yeahhh I'm leaving my hair black!! >>952
But I wonder why you are sticking with black hair that much.

Yeahhh I'm leaving my hair black!! >>952
But I wonder why you are sticking with black hair that much.

Look at an oversea site about Japanese idols.
http://www.japaneseidol.com/forum/index.php?

As it seems, Yukorin is by far the most popular with foreign men.
A topic of "i've seen yuko's nude picture" very much attracts them
with nonstop writings saying Send it to me!! Send it to me as well!...and so on.
They are so called Kure Kure Chuu as in Japan lol

ayaya had sexed with handsome guy, you envy him

It seems Yukorin is loved by many kimo-nerds here in this thread.

No more Yukorin.
We speak against anyone who is on her side.

I understood you are against her.
truly I dislike Yukorin.

Yeah, most people here in the thread prefer Abiru.
Her glamorous nature grabs us very much.
She's pretty, and sexy for her age, isn't she?

I see. You love Abiru Yu. I think She is very sexy and pretty.
as for me, I love Beatuiful Girls Club 31 or Aya Ueto.

have no interest in her

>>961

I recommend you to watch a TV program Girls A Go Go

I saw through her at the first site on TV.
She pretended she was pure and didn't know anything impure,
I mean, she was desparate to get popular among naive males
to earn big money. As I said, I knew what she was like.
So I couldn't put up with her attitude.
Is she really from Korin planet?
Gee, who could believe her? Guess she thought her silly, naive
stuff attracted all boys, but she thought wrong.
I disliked it.

>>962
Don't know about it.
What's the club?
Ueto Aya belongs to it??

Hey, that reminds me.
Do you know where Ami Suzki go?

>>965
Tell me more about it.
I don't know when I should turn on a TV.

>>967 >>969
Don't you really them.
please research 美少女クラブ３１in the web google or yahoo.
I don't know how to do うp

Amigo went somewhere from TV again

Well, a bit bothering to me.

Anyway, Aya and Ami looks very similar to me.

I've got an idea!
How about if they get together and make a team "Ayami"?
Think the team will be a match for W(daburyu).
What do you say?

I watched Azumi

>>974
And your reveiw is...?

>>975
×reveiw
○review

>>976
You're a bore.

worth nothing. It's one of the many worhtless and intersting movei.
But I watched ans concentrated on Azumi's thigh.
It's sexy and attractive

sorry, I mistyped. above sentence 978. intersting→ununtersting

let's just go back to Ami.
Why couldn't she appear on TV even now?
I thought she came back, selling her book with CD
(though I didn't get it).

>>979
Don't worry.
Nobody cares about tiny mistakes except for the boring >>976.

I haven' seen her=ami on TV for a long period
but I am not intersted in her

>>982
Why not?
Don't you think Aya looks like Ami?

What you said about Aya resembles Ami is truely.
but I love Aya from her pretty nature.

Tae Satoya...she's going to be excepted from the team
for the World Champion Ship after all.
I wonder what happened to her?
But I laughed at a headline in one newspaper,
The gold medalist, great jumping with legs astride at midnight!

where did Ami go anyway??
i think a normally talented singer can no longer do well in Japan,
because many gifted singer have been active around Japan these days,
like Hikaru Utada, Mai Kuraki, Mika Nakajima etc...

mai is only suitable for me

I am very hungry now

I just eat pork

I meant ate

Hey someone! Build a new thread!

Building the perfect beast

Monkey! Build a new monologue Thread! Immediately!

oh no i tried but couldn't build a thread
someone please

I am a monkey.

Oooops! Who's gonna get the 1000!? four more!!

Me, off course．

(´・ω・｀)ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ

Covertly got １０００．

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。