★仮想留学スレ　　英語で話そ！★

解説：ここは仮想留学スレッドです。アメリカのとある州のとある私立大
に留学している日本人留学生のＫＥＮとその仲間たち（ジェニファー、
ボブ、エイドリアン、マーク、サリー、ジャニス、フィスク、エリオット、
サンドラ、ナンシー、スーザンなど）が仲良く英会話をするスレです。
みなさんは好きな名前を自分で付けてください。そして仮想キャンパス
ライフをエンジョイしましょう。

Get out of here ,yellow monkey
go home ,Jap

>>2
What are you saying?

Can't you hear me ?
Go home , and eat raw fish as much as you like
you stinky

Hey, guys.

>>4
What are you saying?

>>5
Hey, Mark!

Ooops! Pathetic psycho's here.

>>4
You should be fair to everyone regardless of national origin
even if they are Japanese.

Hi, Jennifer. Mark's not here.
Kitty.

Leave that psycho alone.

>>8
you are a hypocrite ,rat shit!
You know we white americans look down on yellow monkeys
at heart,don't you ?

Did you see the notice at the cafeteria
today?

The college authority has decided to
kick out that group, I mean, the KKK guys like #11.

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　 　 　 　 　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ∧＿∧ 　 　 |　
　 　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 （´∀｀ ,,）　 ＜ So, why you can speak English ? 　
　 　 　 　 　　　 　 　 　 　_＿_（＿＿_,,）＿＿|　
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ／ 　 且~~ o　 　 　 ／＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 　 　 　　　　　　　／　∧ ∧　 　 　 　 ／。°, ヽ
　　　　　　　　　 ,／　 o (　　,,) 且~~ _／　　__∠＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　 ,ﾉ￣￣,, /　　,⊃￣￣＼　　|　
　 　 　 　 　　（　∞ /~（＿__/＼∝　　 ）＜ 　I don't know, I just try harder dude
　　　　　　　　 ~~~~~ ／　　　　　~~~~~　　 |　
　　　　　∩,,,,,,,,,,,∩ ,,,_ 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　〜⊂｀'''''''''ミ｡Д｡ミ⊃　Whatever you do, you think, the important thing is try is free.！
　　　　 　｀'''''''''''∨ ∨

That anonymous guy failed all the courses.
He can't write "proper" papers for the courses.

Wow! This sread is so pupolar. Thamks everyone!

I think he should change his major.
Art, perhaps.

Jennifer!
Where have you been?

　 　 　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 　 　 　 　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ∧＿∧ 　 　 |　
　 　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 （´∀｀ ,,）　 ＜ That anonymous guy failed all the courses
　 　 　 　 　　　 　 　 　 　_＿_（＿＿_,,）＿＿|　
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ／ 　 且~~ o　 　 　 ／＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 　 　 　　　　　　　／　∧ ∧　 　 　 　 ／。°, ヽ
　　　　　　　　　 ,／　 o (　　,,) 且~~ _／　　__∠＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　 ,ﾉ￣￣,, /　　,⊃￣￣＼　　|　
　 　 　 　 　　（　∞ /~（＿__/＼∝　　 ）＜ 　He can't write "proper" papers for the courses
　　　　　　　　 ~~~~~ ／　　　　　~~~~~　　 |　
　　　　　∩,,,,,,,,,,,∩ ,,,_ 　 　　 　 　 　 　 　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　〜⊂｀'''''''''ミ｡Д｡ミ⊃　daijinanowakireiniierukotojyanakute kimochiwotutaerukoto
　　　　 　｀'''''''''''∨ ∨

Buffy's here.

shall we fuck?

I'm very grad that you all like this sread!

Angel!
Say something.
No, that's not enough.
Do something to that psycho!

Hi guys ! I am Masato from Japan

good evening,everyone.
how are you?

>>24
You smell like rotten fish !
Take a shower and never come back !

Hey, Buffy! Angel!
What are you looking at?
That ****ing guy is vampire!

Masato, freeze!
You'll get shot if not.

>>26
Hey Hey Hey !
What did you say ?
You make fun of me because I am a Japanese ?
Buzz off! If you don't I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU SOME LESSONS !

I'm hungry.

don't get so angry,everyone.

You wanna piece of me?

shall we have a cup of tea for relax?
（´ｰ｀）つ旦

Hey,Daddy, stop it.
He's just a pathetic psycho.
Leave him alone.

This is the way it goes.
This is the world we live in
no peace no friendships
but hatred ,anger, discriminations
I am regret to say ,thogh

Cup of tea would be lovely!

Okay!Here it is.
（´Д｀）つ旦

What are you talking about ?
This is America !
The coutry everyone can be free
The coutry everyone can have dreams !

What's that?
What are you doing?
Don't get down.
Don't hurt yourself.
Give that knife.
Give it to me now.
I'm always with you.

Thanks for coming with such late notice, Mrs. Nezbitt.

Lovely morning, people?

I see stars shining in the sky being by the window.

Let me remind you we are in the States.
Why stars?

>>38
Realize the reality,youg boy.
You know Abraham ? He was arrested on charge of spying activities.
But He is totally inoccent. We all know about that,are'n we?
He was arrested just because he is an Arab. Can't you belive it ?
This is the coutry of freedom ? Don't make me laugh

Sorry to interrupt you, but which Abraham?
Anyway I agree with you. America is the country
of hypocrisy.

>>45
You forgot him ? the guy who was taking a class on
biological weapon with us. He was nice guy.

おまえら本物の馬鹿か？一生やってろ。

Is there anyone who can speak Japanese ?
Please translate 47 into English .

Oh, him!
Yeah, I know of him but not his name.
Well, then the thing is different.
He got arrested because of his habit.

Thanks for the compliment.

I'll do that for you guys.
Stick to this forever, you idiot!

切りのいいところで
終了−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−−

>>51
書き込むな！切りが悪くなっただろ！

Sorry!

Thanks for your attention.

Buffy, Angel, some Masato, Mrs. Nezbbit, Lita.
We are all gone.

Hey,guys.it's been a while since the year 2003 started.

Have you fucked with nice chicks already?
Well,anyway we'll have an orgy in the room 103,south building
at 6:00pm on Jan. 15

It's more than welcome you bring your own partner.
But don't worry,lots of people participate alone and I am sure you
can find your partneres at the party.

Hey girls! You can find nice partners at the party.Don't hesitate to
join!If you don't have any good part time jobs right now,nice jobs are
waiting for you! Yes! Blow jobs!Lots of dicks are waiting for you.

FREE OF CHARGE Enjoy!

For more information,ask Jenifer.She is a regular of this party.

Thank you.

Dick

somebody here?

rise and shine. Time to wake up.

　死　ね　や　、　カ　ス　ど　も　。

>56

I'd like to join the party.I am really horny these days.

I wanna lick and suck Angela's nipples.
Her nipples always perk up whenever I just put my tip of my toungue
on hers.She always blushes whenever I do that for her.Cute,isnt she?

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　 　 　 　 　 |　　　　I feel lonely having no one to taok to.
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　 　 　 　 (-＿-)　
　 　 　 　 (∩∩)────────────────
　 　 　 ／
　 　 ／
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what does taok mean?

　 　 　 　 　 |　　　　　
　 　 　 　 　 |　　　　I mean, "no one to talk to".
　 　 　 　 　 |　　　　I want some friend to talk with....
　 　 　 　 (-＿-)　
　 　 　 　 (∩∩)────────────────
　 　 　 ／
　 　 ／
　 ／

All you have to do is talk to someone you want to make friends with.
You need positive attitude.Relax.

I am really lucky to enroll in this Univ.
I have been dreaming a campus life like this.
I can't wait to suck more stiffed roasters.Yummy.

Someone here was a Buf nerd.
Season 6 was such a huge disappointment, but 7 seems to be
going better, so we'll see.

BTW, if I could, I'd choose Will. Or Tara, cause she's so sexy,
but then again I'd love to go out with her, so Will, it is.

What are you talking about?
Drama called GOAL?

Are you asking me? (I'm 67)
If so, I'm talking about BtVS.

Yeah,I was asking you.Still I don't understand.
What's BtVS?

hallo, evury one. are you fine?

I am OK,YOu?

>70 It's a US teen horror show called Buffy the Vambire Slayer.
It's kind of even bigger in UK (and some European countries)
and have a huge and devoted fan base, due partly to its clever
lines and cultural references, partly to its original idea,
which is "Why don't we have a horror show with a cute blond
kicking ass of a bad monster?"
There're millions of Web sites dedicated to the show, so go check
if you're interested (I think DVD series is out as well).

>>73

Hey,Thanx for your info.I didn't know it's that popular.Maybe titles
I know of the popular programs are only broadcast on terrestrial
broadcast.I haven't apply for satellite broadcast except NHK.
HOw on earth do you guys gather infos about hot programs overseas?
Sky perfect TV or something?
Ally Macville,ER,Beverly Hills 90210 are familiar to me,though.

Bagles served in the cafeteria sucks.

life is sucks

Bagels suck and life sucks. Whatever.

And you suck dicks.

I am sweetie, sir

Where has Jenifer been these day?
Stop licking your own nipples and show your pussy here.

>>1
Why don't you speak English at first?
If you would like to speak English, you should do it.
However, my responce to >>1 is too late.

Does every Japanese students speak in language school or college?
I don't think so.
Because one of my friend doesn't speak well.
I know she has been in the US for 2 years to study economy,
but when I went to the US to meet her in last summer,
she always spoke Japanese with her friends who were all Japanese(!).

Do you think I should break up with her?

>81
Study more! Especially grammar.
Then walk away from her.

This looks like a job for me,so everybody just follow me coz
we'll need a little contraversy .We would feel so empty without me.

Jenifer Come on,bitch.

Hello!
I take law-course.
It is difficult to read and analyse case-reviews.
And I don't listen what teacher said, becouse
he talk like CBS.

>>84

>And I don't listen what teacher said, becouse
>he talk like CBS.

"take law-course" should be "take a law-course"
"teacher said" should be "the teacher says"
"I don't listen" shoulde be "I cannot listen" :p
"he talk like" should be "he talks like"

I guess u r way too much silly to take that kinda class.
Study English ~~~.

I dream about you.
I think about you all the time.
I can't get excited about any other women.
There's nothing else to say.
I love you.

HELLO.
I AM HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT.NICE TO MEET YOU.
I AM PLAYING PASOCON NOW.
I CAME THIS BOARD FIRST TIME.
ENGLISH IS DIFFICULT.
ARE YOU JAPANESE ALL?YOU ARE GOOD AT
ENGLISH, I THINK.

I WANT TO SING ENGLISH SONG BUT THAT ARE DIFFICULT.

Shut the fuck up,Yamada.Or else you will end up getting an eggplant
put in your anal.

>>89　HELLO,YOU ARE KIND.
I AM STUDYING ENGLISH WELL.

Yamada,You'd better finger your anal and smell your finger.

thankyou bery much.
I want to get english test 2kyu.but, difficult.

where is Mark?

HOw old are you,Yamada?
Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm man.15year.(high scool)

Ok,What's your question,Yamada?

I think it's tough for 15-year-olds to pass Grade 2 but if you
keep on studying you'll make it in the future.Keep up the good work!

this is another sred HN.I do not have quetion.
I donot this sred well.

Ok! I understand you,Yamada.
Where were you before you came to this thread?

>>97
I like judo, but not tough guy.
and I will study.

whats up?

Do you like watching K-1,Pride and such?
Who is your favorite wrestler?

>>99
I came from famous song(in japanese)→song(in English) thred.
please age.

i like sakuraba.

>101
I'm fine.You?
>103
Who is your favorite band? Aero Smith?

>>102
I am K-1.
BOB SAP don't like.
I like ANDY FUG(KARATE).but he was death.

not much.
just trying to have fun.

>>104 I love him.he is strong.
>>105 I love NIRVANA and morning girls.

>>107
why how much?

i said not mush.
日本語でぼちぼちなかんじかな

>106
he is dead

>>110
Oh,Japanese.I was surprised.and I am understanding.
>>111
I am sad very much.

I will bed in.because I will sleep.

Who do you like best among morning girls?

Ok.I am going ,too Thank you for talking,all.

>>113 It is Kago.because she is pretty girl but I like gomaki too.

God night.

Good night,Yamada. Sleep tight!

＞115
i like kago because she is a pretty girl. but i like gomekie, too

>>85

Thanks for your kindness.
I'm not goot at typing English.

Jernifer,FUCK YOU!!

Jenifer,you made this thread and are responsible for showing up
at least every other day.You should come back.

Jenifer,COME BACK!

Jenifer is always fingering her clit dreaming about being sucked
her perked up nipples. It doesn't take much time for her to cum,dripping
from her swollen cunt,smelling sour. This is the most favorite
thing to do except ,YES,DILDO and vibe penetration.

Howdy!!

下記のスレで金がかからない仮想留学の参考になるカキコがあった。以下、コピペ

●単語学習ソフト●　
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1007389341/501-600

****** コピペ　Start ************
770 ：名無しさん＠３周年 ：03/03/12 00:11
私はこのｽﾚにでてくるほとんどの英語ソフトを持ってるけど、ハッキリ言って
会話力、英作文能力といったアウトプット力がつくソフトは瞬脳活性英単語しか無い。
(韓国のソフトはまだ未入手だが)

以下は私が勧める標準的な最高効率と思える学習法。
下記の勉強方で短期集中してTOEIC700点取れない人はこの世にいないと思います。

a) 「瞬脳活性英単語」を買って死ぬほど喋って発音鍛えながら質の良い短い英文を大量に覚える。
(短くて簡単な英文が体に4000件弱ほど体に発声、タイピングとともに染み込めば英会話、TOEIC、
英検、受験でも無敵なはず。瞬脳の和文モード、動体視力モードで英文が喋れれば無敵)

b) 添付のオシャベリ英辞郎でネイティプとのチャットをやりながらその場で覚えた表現を
英辞郎に登録する。無料の英会話講師がネットには沢山いる。女のフリをしてネカマに徹すれば
死ぬほど、外人の男が話し掛けてくる。I am a 19years Japanese girl. B88 W59 H91
これで完璧だ。

c) 後は英辞郎を使いながら大量に洋書、CNN、FENを浴びればいよいよTOEIC800超の世界も見えてくるはず。

要は大量の英語のインプット、アウトプット。口の筋肉を鍛えずして英会話など一生できる訳が無い。
以上が、無敵の英語学習法。これ以上に効率が上がる学習法を知っている人間がいたら教えてくれ。

************　コピペ完了　*****************

yo,
is anybody here??

juggy

>>125
Is it intereting to copy and paste what you wrote once?

（＾＾）

Is anyone here?

Actually, I don't like the concept of this thread.
But sometime I wanna speak English in a free and easy manner.

チンク、ゴーホーム！

Huh?
I'm not the one from China.

（＾＾）

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ ぬるぽ（＾＾）

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what is チン毛？
i want to know to チン毛

　　　 　∧＿∧
ﾋﾟｭ.ｰ　(　　＾＾ ） ＜これからも僕を応援して下さいね（＾＾）。
　　＝〔~∪￣￣〕
　　＝ ◎――◎ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　山崎渉

携帯ゲーム機"プレイステーションポータブル(PSP)

　このPSPは、新規格UMD(ユニバーサルメディアディスク)というディスクを利用しており、そのサイズは直径6cmととても小さい(CDの半分程度)。 容量は1.8GBとなっている。
画面は4.5インチのTFT液晶で、480px x 272px(16:9)。MPEG4の再生やポリゴンも表示可能。外部端子として、USB2.0とメモリースティックコネクタが用意されているという。

この際、スク・エニもGBAからPSPに乗り換えたらどうでしょう。スク・エニの場合、PSPの方が実力を出しやすいような気がするんですが。
任天堂が携帯ゲーム機で圧倒的なシェアをもってるなら、スク・エニがそれを崩してみるのもおもしろいですし。かつて、PS人気の引き金となったFF７のように。

Whoever the guy created this thread,
u better take this to Adult Thread!!(w
By the way, I'm jerking out right now. hahaha

そんな内容のスレなのかここって？

Nah, just another shitty thread

>>140よ、もう逝ったか？逝ったのか、おい？！

>Tomo is a real Japanese girl,
>21 years old, now living in America.
>
>Go to the Gallery to see Tomo showing her pussy, sucking cock,
>and getting naked in public!
>
>www.tomoparadise.com
>↑この女、知ってます。ＬＡの語学学校在学中に白人DQNに
>ひっかけられて即結婚、退学、数ヶ月後GC取得することなく離婚。
>現在不法ｽﾃｲしながらこんなことやってます。
>元ダンナのデレク トーマス（このサイトの管理者でＬＡウィークリーの
>しょーもないライター）といまだ同居していて外出することもなく
>毎日セックス三昧だとか・・・。
>一番なりたくない留学生クズレの典型ですな。
>ダンナは超日本人マニアで私もナンパされました、ついてってないけどね。
>でも同じ高知出身でＬＡ在住ということもあって何か人事とは
>思えない。これ通報したら不法滞在者を働かせたという罪でダンナ
>タイホされませんかね？？？

http://life.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/northa/1034541941/61-n
【実録！ ここまで酷い生活をしている日本人女】

Can I suck your fukin' dick?HAaaa!!!!

You guys!Fuck me more

ファッ組ー 出る道化師

　__∧＿∧_
　|（　　＾＾ ）|　＜寝るぽ（＾＾）
　|＼⌒⌒⌒＼
　＼ |⌒⌒⌒~|　　　　　　　　　山崎渉
　　 ~￣￣￣￣

■■ 警備会社でアルバイトしようと考えてる方へ ■■

警察官風の制服を着て「安全を守る」警備員の姿や募集広告は一見格好
よいイメージがありますが騙されないでください。
警備員は派遣先の企業・官庁・工事現場では一切人間扱いされません。
「警備員は社会生活不的確者」というイメージがあるためです。
労働基準法を守る警備会社はとても少ないです。
工事現場ではとくに「旗振り」などと蔑称で呼称され酷い扱いを受けます。
会社側も事故を起こせと言わんばかりに会社で
「研修用ビデオ」を見せただけですぐに現場に派遣することもあります。
そして実際に事故を起こしてしまった場合はもっと酷い扱いが待っています。
会社が保険に加入しているにも関わらず会社側は保険料の値上がりを理由に
警備員個人に半ば「脅迫的に」負担を迫ります。北海道の警備会社に多いようです。
「正義」や「安全」という言葉に憧れて警備員を目指す人は特に現場の実態に
絶望しすぐに辞めると思います。

Show Ginny, Mary.
Car Benny, me, me, early !!!

北海道市深川市で警備員やってたことある。真冬なんて地獄だった。除雪車の誘導。
酷い時は昼飯食う時間さえあたえられない。時間あったとしても常にばらばらで
いつやすんでいいのかわからない。だから当然車のエンジンもかけられない（あっためられない）
運よく時間があっても手が冷たくなって麻痺しててすぐにハシなんてまともに持てない。
臭い同僚の軽自動車の中で冷たくなってガチガチの弁当の飯を食う。一時間なんてあっというま。最悪・地獄。
同僚と二人してガチガチ体震わせて飯食ってた。話の合わないオヤジと組まされて。
誘導ったってロータリー車の前を通る人を誘導してやれば「危ないじゃないか」と吐きかけられ
除雪車の運転手には嫌な顔されて「すみません、すみません」コメツキバッタみたいに頭下げて・・。
本当に人間の尊厳とか生きる意味を毎日考えさせられた。
内臓系の疾患って足から来るんだってね。俺は見事に「直腸粘膜脱」になった。
何かおいしいことあると思うか？警備員の世界に。常駐も誘導も変わんないと思うよ。
やりたいか？やればいいさ。やりたきゃ。
俺は本当に辞めてよかったと思ってる。
。とりあえず北海道で警備員やる奴は
会社が深川じゃないか確認したほうが良いと思うぞ

仮想か、これは？ アーン？

ハッキリ言ってアメリカなどの多民族国家では黒人の方がアジア人よりもずっと立場は上だよ。
貧弱で弱弱しく、アグレッシブさに欠け、醜いアジア人は黒人のストレス解消のいい的。
黒人は有名スポーツ選手、ミュージシャンを多数輩出してるし、アジア人はかなり彼らに見下されている。
(黒人は白人には頭があがらないため日系料理天などの日本人店員相手に威張り散らしてストレス解消する。
また、日本女はすぐヤラせてくれる肉便器としてとおっている。
「○ドルでどうだ？(俺を買え）」と逆売春を持ちかける黒人男性も多い。）
彼らの見ていないところでこそこそ陰口しか叩けない日本人は滑稽。

lol lol
lol lol

Dear Sandra,Bob,Ken,Kazuko,Yumiko,Jim,Daniel,Takashi,Mr.P, Mr.Blacksheep,Reina,Susan.
Good Morning.
We have a party this afternoon. Please join us.
Don't forget RSVP ASAP and FYI it's BYOB.

Thank you in advance.

umeko

テレビで習った表現を早速使ってるな。

You are TLC.
I'm TLC.
WE are TLC!!!!!(=ﾟωﾟ)

Dear kim <=｀ω´>

Hello. How are you ? Long time no see.
How have you been? How is the weather in Korea?
I have been in Northerrn Ireland for three weeks and the weather was really great
I mostly spend my days swimming, playing tennis, and thinking of you !
I miss you sooo much and wish you were here together with me...

Take care,
Love, setephanie
(=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

Stephanie,

You are not here, today..
I'm fine.

Well, today is fine day. I am very happy. I started learning another language.
That's exciting for me. I hope to broaden my horizons and communicate with friends.
not by sex but by spoken language.

mashissoyo.
bye.
<=｀ω´>

jesus
Please forgive us

<=｀ω´>Dear kim and ＋

Hi. annyon hashimunika.　
I went to tate the test today. It was pretty hard..
I also started learning korean by myself. I bought the text book at DAISO-. you know?

I hope to see you soon.

Love,
Your S
(=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

I am ED!

Yes,you are!

I am your friend,kim. (=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

Is there anyone who is really a student in the U.S.

hi ppl! what u guys been up to?

come on ppl!!
talk talk!!

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place

lunch patrol

We got him.

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together"=I'm gay

・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Don!t

j

Ｎｉｄａ

eigotte doutukaunndesuka?

日本医科大学付属第二病院の藤本真澄さん、かわいい

藤本真澄ってこの人？＞... 東宝の映画担当専務・藤本真澄が１９７９年死去、６８歳。慶大高等部を卒業後、明治製菓を経てＰＣＬ（東宝の前身）企画部に入社。『結婚の生態』『望楼の決死隊』などを制作、気鋭のプロ ...

I felt her finger worm its way
into my anus and stimulate the
base of my penis......cuuuuum!!

Why are you trying to cheat on me!
You said that I'm the only one You had feelings for. You lied to me?
You're disgusting. No, Don't lie to me.
I saw that you were looking for another e-mail friend on that site,
which we met there.

How have you been? Me? I'm fine.
Sorry, I'm busy lately so I don't have time to chat with you.
Would you like to give me your e-mail address?

↑Is this right?

What's up?you guys!

Don't go away, you, please!!!

ｕｐ

そんな内容のスレなのかここって？

Why don't we go to a love hotel?

fuck!

Because you are cherry boys.

ハッピー

ウッキー

ここは妄想狂の極みが辿り着くスレか？

わかった、わかったよ。