| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | | | We need a bomb to defeat the world! | ∧_∧ . | .| ( ・∀・) / |_______________| ( <V> つ | | | What is it ? (__)_) (・∀・ ) ∧ / ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | So get it please. \________
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | | | We need a bomb to defeat the world! | ∧_∧ . | .| ( ・∀・) / |_______________| ( <V> つ | | | I'm gonna buy it! (__)_) 三( ・∀・) ∧ / ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | It is made of powder, | We light the fuse of it, and "Aboon" \________
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | | Let's confuse the whole world! ∧_∧ . | ( ・∀・) / |_______________| ( <V> つ | | | In that case we have the meat and bone meal. (__)_) ∴∴⊂(・∀・ ) ∧ / ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | It is a one Kefuka used in "FF6" isn't it ? \________
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (´∀` )< What are you doing ? ∧_∧ . ( ) \_________ ( ・∀・) | | | (つ|⌒|⌒| (_(_) .∧ ∧You are reading a pornographic, aren't you ? (⌒)(⌒) (゚Д゚ ) ̄ ̄ ~〜 ___∧_________ U U ̄ ̄U U | | I'm reading a piture book and feel comfortable.
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (´∀` )< Mona wanna read too. ∧_∧ . ( ) \_________ ( ・∀・) | | | (つ|⌒|⌒| (_(_) .∧ ∧Not a pornographics ? It's boring. (⌒)(⌒) (゚Д゚ ) ̄ ̄ ~〜 ___∧_________ U U ̄ ̄U U | | Then I read to you. | "The Sun and the Wind"
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\ | When the next traveller pass by, | | each of us strips him of his clothes.| | Which is faster, you and I ? | \_______ _______/ ∨ \ | / 彡 ⌒丶 彡 彡 ―( ´∀`) 彡(゚Д゚ )彡 丶_ノ 彡 / | \ 彡 彡 ∧ / ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\ | Looks like fun. Here we go ! | \____________/
∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (´∀`;)< Only such a tragic story ? ∧_∧ . ( ) \_________ (; ・∀・) | | | __ (つ|⌒|⌒| (_(_) ∧ ∧It'sboring too, Gorua! /本/| (⌒)(⌒) (゚Д゚ ) ̄ ̄ ~〜 |  ̄ |/___∧_________ U U ̄ ̄U U  ̄ ̄ | | This story teaches us a lesson. | Ah.. "Don't let anyone blue go to high. "
(⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ ( I can't say ( "When I see a cute little boy, ( I get the urge to take him to my home, Ο ( and live with him.", can I ? ο ( ∧_∧ 。 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜 __ ( ・∀・)__ / \ | | .| | | | | | |  ̄ | | | | ̄\ | | | | .\ She is probably SYOTA ! Of cource, I don't carry that out, you know !! | |\ \ \⊃ \ ≡≡∧,,∧ ≡≡∧ ∧  ̄ ∪ ̄.| | | ̄ ̄ ̄|| ≡≡ミ,,>∀<ミ ≡≡(,,・∀・) | | | || ≡≡ミ_u,,uノ ≡≡ミ_u,,uノ | | | || "~" """ ::: "~""~" """ | |_ |_ || """ ::: """ :: |__)_) ‖
"...This thread really sucks, >1, why don't you go to hell?" ∧_∧ ∧_∧ (´<_` ) There's an old proverb saying, ( ´_ゝ`) / ⌒i "Those who responses to a sucker is / \ | | a REAL sucker", Anija. / / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ | __(__ニつ/ FMV / .| .|____ \/____/ (u ⊃
\≡○≡/ / ̄ ̄\__,( ´Д`)/__ < Hey hey / /-∧i. / jテ、 f ̄ヨ \ Don't stand our way / ./`д´> / / /.il iー――‐u' ̄. \______ ./ /ー'' / / / / l l i' / l ヽ../ レ' l l . / _/ \ !、 lヽ____」 l . !、/ \. \ \lN =口= ト./ ト、__\/ト、/ト、 y l l  ̄( )y ) /l i l l Y''/ー' / .l l
But even today,the majority of people in the world still spend nearly all their time and energy in a never-ending struggle with nature to secure the food and shelter they need. Even in this elementary effort millions of human beings each year die unnecessarily from hunger,disease,or food. Yet,in the West,science and technology have made it possible for us to have a plentiful supply of food, produced by only a fraction of the labour that was necessary even a few decades ago.
In the United States,for instance,one man on the land produces more than enough food to feed fifteen men in the cities. We have considerably extended our expections of life. We have enriched our lives by creating physical mobility throough the motor-car, the jet aeroplane,and other means of mechanical transport,and we have added to our intellectural mobility by the telephone,radio,and television. Not content with these advances,we are now thrusting forward to the stars and the conquest of space no longer strikes us as fantastic.
And with the advent of the new phase of science and technology, which we call automation,we have the promise both of greater leisure and of even greater material and intellectual riches.
/ノ 0ヽ _|___|_ ヽ( # ゚Д゚)ノ Back off , maggots! | 个 | Senior Drill Instructor , Gunnery Sergeant Hartman will get "2"! ノ| ̄ ̄ヽ ∪⌒∪
>>1 What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? >>3 The first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" >>4 Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. >>5 You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! >>6 Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here! >>7 I didn't know they stacked shit that high! >>8 I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! >>9 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. >>10 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, won't it?
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to a lawyer and to have a lawyer present both before and during any questioning. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will br provided Free of charge if you wish one.
This homepage is which is the homepage ofthe 2ch bulletin board style carried out introduction about what was contributed in the category (an AA salon .AA long tale . MONA . face mark, individual bulletin board) of AA in 2ch bulletin board.
■ This HP becomes the best display in the state of Windows+IE and font" (IE standard)"In MS P Gothic (12 points)(AA that doesn't shift is seen). The environment to which following AA doesn't shift is a standard.
■IE5.5 or more is different respectively the font of 'Greek' and 'Kiril language', and AA shifts.
☆ For Windows2000 and XP. From the Internet option When the font is changed to "MS P Gothic" respectively, the gap is reconciled.
☆For Windows 95, 98, 98SE, and Me When the installation and the setting of the correspondence font are done according to the guide of the patch that can use the MS P Gothic with IE5.5/6 besides Japanese, the gap is reconciled (However, self-responsibility).
Internet Jargon 荒らし (Arashi) Vandals and sometimes trolls too. 捨てハン (Sutehan) Accounts that are created and abandoned soon. Used mostly for vandalism, trolling, flaming, and other unwelcomed behaviors. コテハン,固定ハンドル (Kotehan, kotei handoru) Usernames in longtime use. Old handles. In some contexts, this term is simply an antonym of "捨てハン."
>>202 >☆ For Windows2000 and XP. >From the Internet option When the font is changed to "MS P Gothic" respectively, the gap is reconciled. > >☆For Windows 95, 98, 98SE, and Me >When the installation and the setting of the correspondence font are done according to the guide of the patch that can use the MS P Gothic with IE5.5/6 besides Japanese, the gap is reconciled (However, self-responsibility).
_____∧∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 〜' ____( ゚Д゚)< 逝ってよし!! UU U U \_______
This often gets translated as with "Go and die" or "Kill yourself" or "Fuck off". All of these translations seem to be not getting the jist of the expression, though, since "Itteyoshi" is a play on words: http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1101446156/55
> If you're a japanese and hear it without seeing the chinese character used in it, > then you will think it means "you may go" ,or "go away" in a less dominant imperative. > But if you read it while seeing the chinese character, > it means "you may kill yourself" or "kill yourself". > > You can use this phrase when someone posts a silly remark or > asserts something with lame evidence. > > note: "行く(iku)" means "to go", "逝く(iku)" means "to die".
<<< >>> (u ´Д`) < I want my mommy! / つ_つ .人 Y .し'(_)
The average thread starter, >>1-san is quite the little n00b who rarely can deal with the consequences of his actions. He is a troubled kid and worries too much about the wrong things.
He is usually after >>1-san. When he first appeared, he usually wanted to murder him, since >>1-san set up another shitty thread again. As this, he was the embodiment of eight other Monar who all wanted the same thing. With the time, he grew quite fond of >>1-san and now can be often seen being quite gay for him (>>1-san usually does not enjoy this).
KUMA ("Bear") is a natural kind of guy. He likes to frollick through town and chase after some pretty girls (some evil folk dubbed him "Pedobear" for that). He doesn't want to work and just enjoy himself. So he's a pretty cool dude. But sometimes he has to defeat himself rather roughly whenever his arch rival, Ronald McDonald, tries to get in on his act again by destroying his beloved environment or other evil schemes. KUMA is fierce against opponents:
Nida is a Korean, and as such his prominent features are funny shoes, high cheek bones and a disingenuous personality. Most of the time he can be seen spreading filthy lies about alleged Japanese war crimes or simply grouping together with other Nidas in order to start up some mischief. His favorite drink is apology juice (a joke based on an actual photo of some Korean politicians protesting, one of them holding a sign which was supposed to read "I demand an apology" but was misspelled and thus read "Apology Juice")
∧_∧ <丶`∀´> I DEMAND APOLOGY AND COMPENSATION NIDA! ( ) | | | 〈_フ__フ.
80% believe personal ties less close than 6 years ago
Four in five people believe Japanese have become more estranged from each other than they were six years ago, according to a survey conducted by The Yomiuri Shimbun.
The 57,087-ton Chikyu (Earth), A deep-sea research vessel designed to take the first-ever samples from the Earth's mantle, called at Osaka port on Friday. The vessel will be shown to the public free of charge at
the port's Tempozan quay on Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. The 210-meter vessel, built by the Japan Marine Sciences and Technology Center, has appeared in the science fiction movie "Nippon Chimbotsu" (Japan Sinks) to be released this summer.
探査船 research vessel 入港(寄港)する call at port 一般公開 show to the public 岸壁 quay 海洋研究開発機構 the Japan Marine Sciences and Technology Center SF映画 science fiction movie (映画を)公開する release
All domestic flights to run as usual strike canceled
All flights will operate as usual Wednesday in Japan as labor unions at All Nippon Airways Co., Japan Airlines Domestic Co. and Japan Air Commuter Co. decided not to go on strike over working conditions and summer bonuses.
JAL said on Monday its unions planned to hold a strike on Wednesday to cancel a quarter of its domestic flights. Rival ANA had also said its unions might go on strike would affect 15 percent of its domestic flights.
探査船 research vessel 入港(寄港)する call at port 一般公開 show to the public 岸壁 quay 海洋研究開発機構 the Japan Marine Sciences and Technology Center SF映画 science fiction movie (映画を)公開する release
A 16-year-old boy, who went missing after a fire in his Nara Prefecture home, was found in Kyoto Thursday and admitted setting the fire.
The boy's 38-year-old mother, his 7-year-old brother and 5-year-old sister died from carbon monoxide poisoning early Tuesday morning in the fire, their bodies sustained some wounds apparently inflicted with a knife.
Abe to make appeal for 'complete revision of Constitution'
Chief Cabinet Secretary Shinzo Abe will make an appeal for a "complete revision of the current Constitution" in his expected campaign in the Liberal Democratic Party's presidential election in September.
He will show desire to approve the exercise of the right of collective self-defense, which is banned under the Constitution. However, his stance toward the Article 9 of the Constitution is likely to stir concern among some LDP lawmakers and those in the New Komeito party.
憲法 Constitution 官房長官 Chief Cabinet Secretary 選挙運動 campaign 集団的自衛権 the right of collective self-defense 行使する exercise 禁じる ban
Insider trading charge eyed against employee of Nikkei Shimbun
The Tokyo District Public Prosecutors Office is mulling charging Sunday an male employee of the advertisement bureau at Tokyo head office of Nihon Keizai Shimbun Inc. for insider trading.
He is suspected of having obtained in advance information of a legal notice for publication in the newspaper and pocketing several ten million yen in profit by using that information.
インサイダー取引 insider trading 東京地検 The Tokyo District Public Prosecutors Office 検討する mull 広告局 advertisement bureau 法定公告 a legal notice 数千万円 several ten million yen
>>1 BOJ to decide to end zero-interest-rate policy
The Bank of Japan plans to decide to end zero-interest-rate policy for the first time in about six years at its July 13-14 policymaking meeting. The BOJ is expected to raise the unsecured overnight call money rate to 0.25 percent from zero.
The BOJ confirmed the nation's ongoing economic recovery at the Tankan business confidence survey report, released Monday. There are growing views of likely governmental acceptance.
ゼロ金利政策 zero-interest-rate policy 日銀 BOJ(The Bank of Japan) およそ6年ぶりに the first time in about six years 引き上げる raise 無担保コール翌日物金利 the unsecured overnight call money rate 景気回復 economic recovery 企業短期経済観測調査(短観)the Tankan business confidence survey report
くら替え 統一地方選前半戦もいよいよ本日知事選などの投票日を迎えます。 知事や市長に「くら替え」をねらう地方議員、国会議員がけっこういるようです。 政党をくら替えするなら change parties、派閥ならchange factionsですが、 選挙で「くら替え」を目指す場合、こうした短いフレーズで表現するのは難しいようです。 例えば、ある県知事選に立候補を表明した前衆院議員に関する有権者の会話。 「○○さんは、衆院議員からくら替えして知事選に出るんだって」なら、 I've heard Mr.○○ will quit theHouse of Representatives and runin the gubernatorial election. また、先月の読売新聞秋田県版に、こういう記事が出ていました。 複数の市町村議員が、同県議選などに立候補を表明しましたが、表明直後に辞表を出した議員と、立候補届 け出と同時に自動失職するまで現職にとどまるとした議員などに分かれ、対応の違いが見られたというものです。 読売新聞は、「くら替えは今の職務の責任を放棄するのと同じ。 報酬をもらい続けるのはどうか」との見方もあるようだと紹介しています。 これを英語にすると、Giving up a seat and seeking another in a different assembly means that you give up your current job and accompanying responsibility. I wonder if it's appropriate to continue receiving benefits. 「議席を捨てて、別の議会に議席を求める」で「くら替え」の意味となります。 ところでこの言葉の用途、新聞などではとかく選挙関係の話題に偏りがちですが、もちろん、別の話題にも使えます。 例えば、転職で悩んでいるサラリーマンの言葉。「もっと給料のいい会社にくら替えしたいん だけど、お金がよくても福利厚生がいまいちだったりして、どれも一長一短なんだよね」なら、 I want to move to another com‐pany that gives a better salary,but suppose if a company gives a good salary, its welfare pro‐grams are often shabby. It seemsall the companies have their good and bad points. 最近の景気回復の恩恵を受けて、こんな人もいるのでは。 「給料がちょっと上がったから、軽自動車からセダンにくら替えしたんだ」 (My salary rose a bit, so I switched from a minicar to a sedan.)
A 37-year-old candidate, who celebrated his victory in the Kyoto Prefectural Assembly election on Sunday night, was amazed to hear that polling stations officials mistakenly declared he had won.
When are you gonna come down When are you going to land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man (大意) いつになったら帰ってくるんだい? いつになったら、国に行くんだい? 僕は、農場にいたほうが良かったんだ オヤジのいうことをきくべきだったんだ