Chatter in English

Let's chatter in English!

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>2

ｼﾝﾃﾞﾙﾔﾝ・・・。

you already dead dead dead...

> We's got no paticuler theem, y'know.
> So evitime somwon like ye com heer ta say like that, bot nowon
> mayd a efort ta doo so, rite?
> Wye donche show os sommat interestin' theem?
> Or mayk a efort ta bee a maynstreem.

Why can't you understand that what you are doing makes any efforts
helpless? If I write something in this way, then you will reply
in that way. It's too tiring to keep on talking, because your
way is not proper at all. You don't want anyone to join the chat,
right? Otherwise you would not have written in such a stupid style,
would you?

Previous Thread:
English Only
http://mentai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1004633855/l50

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>>1
Indicate the previous thread when you start new one following.
This is the common style of 2ch board.
Otherwise, it is looked just as an waste.

Yo buss dis. Why kaint you understan' dat what you be doin makes any efforts
helpless? If I write somethin in dis way, den you will reply
in dat way, an shit. It's too tirin to keep on talkin, because yo
way ain't propuh at all. You ain't want anyone to join de chat,
right? Otherwise you would not has written in such a stupid style,
would you? Sheeit!

Whuffo' kin't yo' unnerstan' thet whut yer doin' makes enny effo'ts
he'pless? Eff'n ah write sumpin in this hyar way, then yo' will reply
in thet way. It's too tirin' t'keep on talkin', on account o' yer way
is not right at all, ah reckon. Yo' doesn't be hankerin' ennyone t'join th' chat,
right? Otherwise yo''d not haf writ in sech a stoopid style, w'd yo'?

Yous is rather understandable, because you changed
th->d,-ing->-in', and 'be/ain't' things only. :-)

Uhhhhhhh, why can't you undehstand dat what you are doigg makes any eff'ts
helbless, duh...uh...? If I write somedigg in dis way, den you will rep
in dat way. It's too tirigg t' keep on talkigg, cuz your way
is not propeh at all. Duh, you don't want anyone t' dgoin the, errr, chat,
uh, rite, duh...uh...? Odehwise you wudd not habe wrote in such a sputid style,
uh uh uh, wudd you, duh...uh...?

no8 is to no6.

7's way is too difficult for me to follow. 6's is ok.

なんだかんだいいながら盛り上がってる

6: black
7: deep south
9: moron

chatter in Englishなのに英語みたいでもない日本語でもない言語が
このスレにはいっぱいでうざいピョーン！

>>6: Black English style
>>7: Rednecky Southern accent
>>9: Moron

Yesterday one wise man told me:
Your vacabulary has been talking about you behind your back.

Get yourself back to ESL class. You can't screw it up any more.

>4
Why does ye an yor companie allways use the word like "proper" or somthin'.
Ye allways looks down on the person who speak broken or incorrect english,
so I dared so.
Got trauma or somthin'?

On the t'other han', Lads, dos ye think my stile of spellin' is less crasie
than the formal, c'rect ways.

>15
I think wise man must mean "Get YOUR ass back in kindergarden"
I screws my girl now and then.

>16
Why do you and your company always use the word like "proper"
or something?
You always look down on the person who speaks broken or incorrect English
as I dared so.
Got trauma or something?
On the other hand, Lads, do you think my style of
spelling in less crazy than the formal, correct ways?

Hey fellow
most of us (those who I assume have not been in english-speaking regions)
are not used to broken english
like the one youve been pooping out.
We are not making fun of you at all but are just confused or
maybe hoping you to use English, a communication tool, to some more common (among non-natives) and understandable degree.

Hi, mi-mi-mi, I agree with 4 to some extent. It's simply a bit annoying
to read if you write like you talk. You could do this at an all-native
site but here there is no point.
Or if you really fond of that way of spelling for some reason and
still want to chat with other people, why don't you show everybody how to
do it and ask for using it??? That's more friendly and kind way isn't it??
Well you may not want to be nice here at all though....

The respectful minorities of the so-called offerings of a cetain
tribe in the deep jungle forest of tazmania once said
"keep the name of the red kind so that the year will be full of
success and sand grains of the desert will turn to gold".
Tsking this as an example for this thread why don't we all make up
and respect each other's point of views.
Please don' get me wrong as I am actually on the side of MI-MI-MI.
i have no trouble understanding what he/she is trying to get across.
I believe that the reason that the complaints are occuring due to the
fact that people on this thread can not understand basic English thus still
do not possess the ability to figure out bastardised-English.

長いよ

矢部太郎見習えよ

4>16
Why do you have to use broken or incorrect English on purpose?
I would like you to write your opinion in a 'PROPER' way, simply
because it is much easier to understand. If you use 'on the t'other
han'' instead of 'on the other hand', a beginner may not be able to
look up the phrase in a dictionary. It's that simple. If you want
more readers, you can change your way of writing.

OH! MY GOD!
THE SOB MI^3 HAS CREATED ANOTHER DISGUSTING THREAD!

MI... could be the next KILLER.

Who are you to order people around on 2チャンネル？

I am the Queen of ２　チャンネル！

Can't anybody use the right English?!

Sorry I am 左翼

>>28
I don't think that the phrasing "the right English" is appropriate.

i have noticed..lol
i should've used "correct" instead.

unko

politically-correct

Please visit here, too.
http://love.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gay/1010690301/-100

right wing fascism exists on 2 ch

>>29 Do you know what is the left wing?

>>36 >>35
Do you know what is the right wing?

Right wings and fascists are the same?

>>36
Do you have no eyes?
or no sense of humour?
The comment was made in respect to 35.

手羽先の右かな？

it's too long...
like a mail.

not chat.

ikebukuro

pond bag

not funny

Oops, Mi fogets lis thred...sorry...

Oops, Mi ment ta say "Mi's fogot i'".

何で日本人ってなまってたり
教養がないとされる人々の綴りとか好きなんだろう？
イギリス人としてはすごく不思議だ。

Are you doing this as the resistance for
the educational system of Japan that only teaches
literary English at secondary schools?
I'm so curious.....

They have great energy that is wanting to be expressed in
their minds. But, as you know, they have no ability to do so.
It's the expression of their energy.

>46
No, jost resist agaynst globalisaytion.

Or wye ye dos hayt 'em?

>47
Exactly!
Bye!

It's a kind of baby words, what you speak before you get language.

It's some kind'a baby wo'ds, whut ya' rap befo'e ya' dig language.

Why Japanese become so aggressive only when they speak English?
Usually they are very calm.

Because any forgigh language sound aggressive when u know only little about it I guess.

Dese sucka's here duzn't represent da damn general
sucka's of Japan.Dey is rada' nerdy,
clunker-savvy geeks.

stop talking about urself matie,

>>55
ru trying to be a reversed Michael Jackson?

the hostage has been relased.

>>58
What a good news u brought!!

i have lived abroad for 15years
but my english is getting worse
day by day. what should i do?

i don't know.

When ur used to the way of native spaekers speak whatever language it might be, u would find ur language skill dropped suddenly.
Been there done that!! But let's put it this way: may be making more gramatical mistakes than before but fluency and understanding of the language have massively increased!!
No pain, No Gain!

>>60
My suggestion would be 'Get lost'.

Git loooooooooost! yo' motha'fucka!

>>62

too long.
it's not like chat.

>53
No, Cause we're in 2ch.

Wye theer's many Pretending-to-stand-at-the-side-of-native-speaker-men.
Jost chatter, if ye dosn't understan, easy, ye can ask.
Don't know the ferst step of communication?

Mi can figur out "proper spellin" is common an evi won can easilly understan.
Bot otherwise, No won can fors the other ta speek such a way, I think.
Ferst, I jost kiddin ta write like this, bot then I com ta figur out theer's
many stupi' fawk altime care about some won's langwige usage, jost like a
pers'n teachin Jpn in primary scool.

>35-38

Right is "correct"
Left is "pass over"

from the board of mass media

Why you guys abreviate words like that way? for instance, (67) "stupi'" what is it?
guess, you think native speaker won't pronounce last 'd' or what?
Those abreviations do not make any sense at all. Those are even not pronoucial basis.
This is why those articles are really hard to read.

For instance, "wuzup" makes sence. beside, "jost" doesn't.

Well, well, well, jolly good.
How many time dos ye say that kind of things?
Ye caan't live ani longer without native speeker?
Altime, native dos so or native dos that or sommat.
If ye caan't mayk ani sens, jost aask.
Know'l'a meen?

i know le.

i dont like gawks talk

I'm asking. What is the point writing words in such a weird language?
Just messy.

Well, well, well, jolly good.
How many time dos ye say that kind of things?
Ye caan't live ani longer without native speeker?
Altime, native dos so or native dos that or sommat.
If ye caan't mayk ani sens, jost aask.
Know'l'a meen?

You talk about communication. According to that, asking what those words stand is the communication. Ridiculous.

Ok, now, could you tell me how do you spell below words in ENGLISH? This is my question.

"Mi can figur out "proper spellin" is common an evi won can easilly understan.
Bot otherwise, No won can fors the other ta speek such a way, I think.
Ferst, I jost kiddin ta write like this, bot then I com ta figur out theer's
many stupi' fawk altime care about some won's langwige usage, jost like a
pers'n teachin Jpn in primary scool. "

>73
Mi'd like ta show you (or c'recters) theer's many variants.
An How many time dos Mi hav ta show yoo wye...?
Ferst, Mi's jost kidin, bot then Mi knew how many wanna-c'rect fawks heer,
an thort 'em foolish, so dare speek like this.
Mi think it can be social-linguistically meeninful.
An...ye altime aask soch questions about som won's languige usage in a chatter?
Caant beleev it...

>75
Go home, an aask yor mum how ta tawk with others.

You know what? Cuz I can't read your words so I don't get what you talk.

p.s.
I figured out "ta" equals to "to".

Wons Mi's herd the fawks hoo can speek english jost can speek english,
has no intellijence, that's rite.

Muum! if kinda pers'n sayin "use c'rect english" or summat calls and com
over, "Mi's not heer", OK?

>77
mind yourself.

>78
Rite, Mi uses "ta", sted of "to"

>80
How can Mi get that Adheerer way away fom mi...

>>79

u don't chat...
too long.

>83
Sorry, Mi spoke too moch...
Fom now on Mi tries ta ignor that sorta fawks.

Where the hell is THE intelligence here????
Still I do not have your point that writing words such a way, however if you say the way is your reason of being here, I'll just shut up.

Wye ye caan't aask more meeninful questies?
Mi suggests yoo ta study social-linguistic befor ye study english.
Bot if ye has ani questies about socio-linguistic, don aask mi rite?
It's jost chatter, no need intelligens bot manners.

An ef ye wants no chatter, wye heer?
Go the other thred an show how ye can write english weel, dosncha?
Enlish bord must have over 200 threds, so ye can find thred suits yoo, cannew?

Tired ta anser the stupi' questies fom pers'n has no sens of linguistic.
Borin...

I was just curious why you write your words down in the way also if there is a rule for it.

>89
No no, it's not A rule.
Write in the way ye likes.

Mi spellin an enlish let yoo know theer isn't altime the pers'ns agree witchoo.
Or Mi meens the world isn't roundin only for yor AUTHORISED VERSION.

k, now it's out of my curious.

>92
Really?
Mi's glad ta hee that!
...Mi caan't trust wat No-nayms ses, howeva.

Why do you use such dirty English?

hehehehehehe, iterate and iterate and iterate...
Mi is in the Q&A hell.
94>>
You have to know that it's not even a dirty English already,

>94
Aask yor mum.
>>95
Save me from hell...
Must be same person, I think.

caz, we v dirrrrty mind. o key?

Mi wants to change the name of this thread into Fool's party or geek's forum.

Don't care dirty or pure or what.
Many people out there, many viewpoint out there, simply so.
That's it, that isn't any more.

Glad to get 100!

dirty is dirty, it's inborn

>101
Oh, child go back home.

da u no whaz INBORN?

>103
So, what?
Come on, kid, get out of here.

Your mistake is the title.
People take this thread is where try to chat like English native speaker from the title.
So people think you are pretend to be native speaker with your private language.
That why I thought this thread is cheesey.

meant, private language = wacked language

>105
Mi pretends to be native?
Ye dos like native, doncha?
Don care anithin, if ye wanta use c'rect won, do so.
Wye dos ye like native or is altime afrayd of native?
Ye can look down on the people who caan't use english well an keep up that mind.
But heer, go som weer els.

Studin english meens to be afrayd of mistayk, can see, if ye see the fawks heer.

Cheesey.

Still, no care wat fawks ses.

Yor mistayk is title...watta hell dos ye say, cheesey bastad/bitch.
Mayk yor nose brown, smart ars.

Youro mistico es tho titlo.
Peoplos takemos thiso threado es where trymos to chatar like Engliscos nativos speakros from tho titlo.
So peoplos thincamos you esta pretendir to be nativo speakro with youra privata languaga.
Thato why I havo thoughtato thiso threado es cheesio.

Your mistake ist das title.
People taken disen thread ist were tryen to chaten glike Englisch nativer speaker fom title.
So people thinken you sind pretenden to ben nativer speaker with youre privaten language.
Dat ist why I have thought diser thread cheesey ist.

Eure mistique est la tîtle.
Peuples taique le traid'est qui trì tou chatte like Englich native spikeur fron la tîtle.
Sau peuples tinque eu suis pretend tou bi native spikeur wit eure privaitte lange.
Tat est why I tautte tisse traide est chisí.

That why...I must remember that...

no brains scattered across this place
still not happy with mi-mi-mi's way of speech huh?
there's always other threads you guys can visit, you know?

mimimi....
i might applaud for your gats.
ive never seen such a talking-to-oneself person like u.
i said that in a good way. dont get me wrong. ok?

who the hell is this? this is bull shit.

It's very very strange. It is getting easier and easier
to read mi-mi-mi's posts recently. At the beginning,
I also blaimed him/her for not being reader-friendly.
I still don't like his/her way, though.

who cares?

Residents of this board are totally immature...

Keep it up, yeah!

This thread always cracks me up!
mi-mi-mi, you must get bored of all this bollocks
but on the other hand you probably enjoy all the attention as well, right?
i can understand your point of view more than the anti-mi-mi-mi so I must
be on your side. However I shall try to stay neutral and join the fun here
and now.

>123
No! I don't enjoy this situation, but...actually have got some kind of interest
in their reaction.
Some said "You look stupid", others "Dirty", and others said "Use correct or
proper one".
Some people pretend to be Englishman and said "As English native speaker I say
your way is strange" or just "It's not good for native speaker".
People who are interested in social linguistic might find this thread interesting,
I mean we could find a part of English speaking Japanese's atitude toward English.
Mmm, even this response is too long, sorry.

>>124
I saw their lies as well, especially the bloke who said
that he was a native-Englishman. His use of the word resistance
was completely wrong.
Basically I think that you can't write like you do unless you can
actually speak English anyways. But for them to understand that
they have to be able to speak English like myself.

>mi-mi-mi
I posted messages nos.4 and 23 of this thread.

All I wanted to say is that if one wants more readers (s)he should write in a
simple way. However, you seem to take it amiss on purpose, I'm afraid. It is
not likely that most of the people who replied to you look down on people who
can't use proper English. Why they blame you is simply because it's difficult
(or annoying or taking more time) to read your messages.

> I mean we could find a part of English speaking Japanese's atitude toward English.

What I can find is that the average level of English speaking Japanese is not
good enough to read sentences written in a colloquial style. Not an attitude
but ability matters, I think.

I admire your proficiency. But please be kind to others. Not everybody can speak
English as well as you can.

Most of people don't look down on people who caan't use proper one?
I don't think so. There's just A few people blame me 'cause it's difficult.
Have ye read the argument before this?
Almost all responces against my way of writing are emotional and way far from
logical opinion.
I can understand your opinion, I'd better in a simple way because it's hard to
figure out.
But Most of all are extraordinary.

Communication among people isn't allways easy, even if both speak same language.
Now english is getting more and more worldwide, and there could be heavy accented
grammertically incorrect one.
But a few of the residents here seem not to be able to break free from the religion
"English spoken by natives is only right (and except for it, all is never received
and it's black english)"

An tayk it eesy.
Now today, theer's many english speeker speeks english as secund languige.
Then, craysy speling of english cood be eesily broak by them in neer feuture,
I beleevs.
we can be a pioneer.
An heer's 2ch, go eesy, rite?

Or, I shood mayk another thred titled "Mayk a new spellin', lads!" or sommat...

>125
Sorry, I missed you.
I couldn't beleave it's just a problem of their skills.
I wants to know what makes 'em so emotional.

>131

I told you already. People misread you pretend to be cool native english chatter from the title, despite your words are just wacked.
People think you think your cool yourself. Because the title is "chatter in ENGLISH"

Oh, That comes again...
Ye's never red maaaay opeenion, rite?
It's to'ally nothin to do wit cool or anithin.
ARE YE ALRIGHT?

The heck "your cool yourself" meens?
People just gimmi a hand...sigh...

You r stupid. You never learn from what I'm suggesting.

132, Ye must never have a conversaytion with un-naytiv english speeker.
Caan't receive ani diversity of english?
Especially, in a chatter, ye has no rights to fors the others use yor way.
It's just conversaytion on a board, not official documents toward her majesty.
DOS YE KNOW WAT I MEEN?

can't you just guess "you'r cool" stupid?

Your expression gives us Japanese people unpleasant
sensation. It's not suitable for us NOW.

I do know what you mean. You do NOT know what I mean.

That why you got pissed off.

>135
Not suggestin', just speekin ill of me at all.
NOTHIN I can learn from yor immature opinion.

fuck off dick head

Oh, I coodn't hardly do ani thing to that child...
Oh, well well, I can understand ye can speek english very well
like native speeker, yes, in fact, I thort ye is native ferst,
really, an I think here is not proper place for yoo, excelent
speeker, no won dout.
So get yor ars away from heer!

Blody spirit crushing adherer...

>139
Ye never get wat I meen, ye pinky dick head.
Or I never says somethin ye can understand.

hi
mimimi.
we must agree that you are a good english speaker.
no doubt about that. I was surprised that you wrote
in legitimate eng above.
But just allow me to say this,
You have not enough sense to set up a thread here.
no doubt about that too. this is that famous 2ch. www
You know they say its like grafitti written on the wall of the toilet
here, dont you? you stareted to come here what? like three months ago?
this is not like yahoo board. this is filthy stinky 2ch.
You are just too pop here.

Hi
I dosn't meen to show ye how nice I cood speek english.
So, I pleeses not that peeple accept my skill at all.
Ye ses I has no sens, then wat is a sens to mayk a thred
dos ye think?
I thinks it's very suitable to 2ch.
Grafitty on the toilet wall, just THEY ses, rite?
Many different peeple heer, many different opinions heer,
that is just 2ch, I think.
Theer's no sens to join heer.

Nm? misread...?
Sorry >146

>>131
some of their attitude astounds me as well.
they are obsessed with things that shouldn't affect their lives whatsoever.
for example i never use capital letters when writing e-mails.
i used to write-in like this before and i got crucified by the so-called defenders of this thread.

>>146
who are YOU to have the right to suggest such a rule?
your comments in itself is the anti-2 ch school of thought.
why don't YOU leave this thread?

oh gee
they dont teach this at school lately?
Don't be smarter than your teacher.
anti 2ch school?
what a hell is that?
maybe U should get going first.
just hope this is not mimimi.
if so, i gotta get going 2.

No,
I said "anti-2 ch school of thought" can't you
understand English?
Probably not.

I'm not talking about some school!

"what a hell is that?" - ha ha ha

what a hell is that? my arse - ha ha ha ha
どっかの番組で間違って使ってるwhat a cool we areと同じじゃねぇか
ば〜か
死ね
ぼけ
かす！

>149
Yea, there's many pers'n who caan't receev a little differens to their way.
Anihow, peeple has an authority is altime like so.
>>151
Ye meen 150 is me?
I says no, but caan't ploov it, cause heer is 2ch.
Peeple caan't find out the things is a lie or not, better not to be in 2ch.
Ye too naïve to be here in 2ch, I reecon.

what a fool you are

>152
Ye sure like somewons mistayk(hee-hee
Bet ye mayks the threads "---'s english skill", rite?
tee-hee-hee.

>>154
それはあってる

An ye, 152, proov yorself, ye is just a trainspotin man at all, tee-hee.

>156
Wat a stupid ye is!(hee-hee.

what a pool we were !

Wat a fool we are!

I still dosn't get it, relaytion bitween "Wat a hell is that" an "Wat a cool we are".

"A" comes next to "wat"?

THE is used grammatically instead of A

what the fucking hell is that!!!

This rain is beginning to piss me off.
This is more like a typhoon than a drizzle.

>152

sorry, i did start i admit it.
yet there is something i want you to know.
you are obviously in high school now.
im not blaming you. people go to high school.
About [school]..
im sure its said "school=流派" in your vaca-buil book.
did u ever use this in the real conversation?
Just try and figure it out. ok?
anyway, what i was trying to ask was what do you mean by
"anti-2ch school of thought" I wan not talking about
the definition of the word.
About[what a hell]... sorry ask someone else.
i dont have much patience.

and don't say harsh words that easily,
its quite possible people doubt your intelligence.

take care,


i said dont be smarter than your teacher.

>162
A ha, Wat the cool we are, is rite, ye meen?
I must remember this one...
>>164
Wow, wat the fuck dos that meen??

Can't hear you your mouth is full of shit.

ps
Your English is really difficult to understand.
Please write in your mother tongue or go back to kindergarden
and restart your education.
I really haven't got a clue what you are trying to say to me in your defence.

What a waste of space we are!

>166
Hey, don't care about that.
Only he dosn't know "the" often changes into "a" in a harsh speech, rite?

mimimi

its so funny to know you are being picky about
grammatically correct english.

i know its WHAT THE instead of what a.
"so what?" was what you said. remember? WWW

>170
ha-ha, you can say that again, 170.
Dosn't ye think that must be typical 2ch thred?
Much rejoicin!

-sarcasm-

look it up!
asshole.

So?

anthropos + logos = anthropology = the study of human kindness

>172
Is ye alrite?
I caan't get wat ye meen.

I comes to know the way to enjoy this thred, hee-hee.
Alrite!
Carry on, sargent!

mimimi

im just beginning to wonder....
youre not gonna say you were 169 arentya?

Eeeey! Weer's ye, sargent?
Get on with it!

w

this place is getting a bit hairy huh? mi-mi-mi.
everyone seems to be against everybody.
not very healthy.
let me in on the secret, mi-mi-mi, what's the way to enjoy this thread?

Is hypnotism pseudoscience?

>179
Oh, I thort so.
Sorry, I mayk yoo confused by res no.153, rite?
I's never post heer by the other name.

its ok.
never mind.

>182
I dosn't know exactly wat mayks me fun.
But comes to think it's funny.
Evi won against evi won...just like some stupid comedy.
Anihow, funny.

but you cant let high school kid (reportedly w)like 152 believe
all wrong info. what if he / she fails in exam this year?? kidding kidding

anyway, i enjoyd myself.
just thank me when everybodys gone ok ww >152
whaTA discriiiit person i am! :)

Then I is blamed for failing in exam?
Sigh...

4 your info
discrEEt is the correct version.
dont get confused!

It becomes more like chatter.

>190
For my info?
Wat was that again?

My name's Akiko Masumi,
and I work for Nepthys,
this ultra-secret intelligence agency you've never heard of.
We're employed by different world powers to keep Min Sect
(bad guys of the worst sort) from causing too much trouble.
Less than a thousand people in the world know about us.
We're way more secret than the NSA,
so it's real 007 stuff. Kinda corny,
but that's my job and I'm pretty good at it.

I wonder how I might have ended up
if I'd stayed back in Shibuya with my grandparents.
You see, I didn't choose to be a Nepthys operative,
I was recruited. When I was little,
I wanted to be an idol singer.
As it happened, I came to California with my parents and
went to college at UCLA.
Before I could finish my upper grad work in Biochemistry,
I was whisked away by a strange woman and trained
in several schools of ass-kicking.
I guess it was all for the best -
if I was an idol-singer in Japan
I'd be way past kawaii at twenty-five,
I'd be out to pasture already.
There are enough Namie Amuro's in the world.
How many girls with my looks can sink a
three-point jumper or handle an AK?

Wow Akiko!
Do you have big tits?

151
Do you know the term WANKER?
Well that is I am afraid what you are and nothing more and probably a lot less.
Your intelligence breaks my heart.
God !!! I envy you!

Oh my god!

cor blimey

banana chef

1は"chatter"の意味をもう一度、辞書で調べること。

>>200
そこに会話をまた戻さないでくれ！
やっとこさここまで来たんだから！
また説明とか論議したくない
お前こそ意味わかってないんだよ〜。
頼むからすっこんでて！

Attention please!
Attention please!

>196
Oh, "wat the cool we are boy" comes again.
Hi, How is ye?
Writes here midilof wankin?
Don wank too much, I suggests yoo.
Wye dosn't ye pop back somtime?

>200
Congratilaytion!

>167
What is "what the cool we are"?
It suppose to be "How cool we are".
the element after "what" should be an noun. If you want to use an adjective, use "how".

Harrow!
How are you?
I'm fine thank you.
This is a pen.
Mecha Mecha Iketeru!
What a cool we are!

Harrow is a place name in London!!

No, it's just that I can't plonounce ploperly because I am Japanese.

you ain't cool 206. whata baka you r.

Do not name Jap urself ass hole.

No, it's just that I can't plonounce ploperly because I am Jap.

Shut the "Jap" up already! Why you make pissed me off?

>205
This cood be the same pers'n...well, I thinks ye rite.
Or remembers that?

Hee-hee, pretends to get angry with that word, ha-ha.

I'm solly even with my bloken Engrish, I don't understand your
even more bloken Engrish.

But Jap's joke is little bit too old-fasion...

Hello, Ni...Jap.
Sorry about yor sens of humour

Nip, can I aask sommat about yoo, OK?
How old is ye?

I am 42 years-old salaly man from Tokyo, Japan.
I work bely bely hard fpor my company until I die of KAROUSHI.
I visit cabaret-clubs on friday nights with my boss
and end up throwing up on the last train home to outer-Tokyo mansion.

>>219
You are so funny!!

>Nip-in-the-air
A-ha, That's wye....
I...Aa...won thing I cood suggest yoo is just...I meens, I thinks it's
lille bit way too...I meens, ye knows...say...
Anihow, it's not so funny...I meens, I mees not to blaym yoo, ye knows
wat I meens?

>220
A...yes, I agrees with him, Nippy.
Ye is extreemly funny.
Ye's got some sens of humour, rite?

I vely much rike Hamburger.
That is why I study bely bely hard in scholl.
I now head of accounting.
I lespected by my junior correagues.

mi-mi-mi, what do you do for a riving?

guys, shut the "nip" up! u guys r disgusting.

BTW, I didn't finish my junior high-school course.
but still my head is working better than u guys.

>223
Nip, ye so funny, ha-ha-ha.
Aaa...wat? I meens wat shood I rive...
I's not rived really so much in my life, y'know.
So, I'll tell yoo if I has a oppotunity to rive.

>224
No, no, just nip, y'know.
Theer's a nip in the air really these days.

I am thinking of eating cullied lice today for runch.
What are you having for runch today mi-mi-mi?

>225
Just, ye caan't mayk out how stupid ye is.

>228
Runch...A-ha!
Ranch ye mees?
A-ha, Ni...Jpn peeple caan't recognise the pronouciaytions of "a" an "u"
Wat shood I have for ranchin, rite?
Hum, difficult...I's not ranchman ani way...
Anihow, it's GATS, I beleevs.

Ah So!
I forget. RANCH!
callied lice for ranch!

>Nip
Aha, ye is ranchin, rite?
Needs lice for it?
How curios!
Tell me more about ranchin.

Do you rike law fish?

JAP should respect Tenno-Heika and his family.
Because we JAPs are babies of Tenno-heika.
I am ready to die as a Heitai-san for him.
This has been my dream since I was a child.
Tennno-heika! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Ahhh sooo!
Kamikaze!
Fuji yama!
Banzai!
Shogun!
Sushi!

>152
oh dont be so vicious,
lets call it even ok?

you know what (s)he called me a wnker for god sake!

w

might go like speak 4 yourself ****! www

Oh what i missed was english course in my university era. I really hate english.
btw, actually what I really hate is chinese. they r all cheesy. They all smell like cheese.
they rob money from japan. fact china govenment is robber. cheater. cheap ass.
chinese stands cheese, cheater and cheap.
white people hate chinese because of what i told u already.

Ichi Ni San
harakiri!
karaoke!

chinese must be removed from the earth. cuz they stink.
Get rid of polution from earth. they r rats. they breed like rats.
and spread over the world and correct cheese.
so they stink.

Also Koleans!
They are our enemy especiarry the northern ones
they hitch hike my daughter.

so solly i meant kid nap.

so you are in the us or somewhere.
studying in an Esl class?

STUDYING IN AN ESL?????
>244 wrote

Yankee go home!
give me chocorate

↑なんかかわいい。ｗ

Koleans are dick heads. They can't consider things.
They can not doubt as Aum peeps do.

I rike Kolean food though.
I rike bibimbap vely much so.
I also rike Peking Duck!
Vely vely nice.

ESL? only moron go ESL r they?

I don't even know what ESL is.
I am 42 years old you know?

I hate japanese overseas esl students.
women esl students like white peeps and they just want to have sex with them.
lame.

english second language

Ahh sooo
ESL like Erectlic Right Orchestla huh?
Japanese leally like to shorten things huh?
may be because we are stupid!
ha ha ha.
not as stupid as other asians but pretty stupid huh?

I realized that only Japanese and european r the human being.
Americans are close to human being but not exactly.
Remaining livings are kinda apes. Rats are smart and clean than chinese.

I hate democrats in japan. Especially Hatoyama Yukio.
They should quit politics and start tabloid paper with full of goship.

Stop voting Hatoyama Yukio. he is disgusting.

>>257
What do u mean by "disgusting"?
Have you slept with him?

I pressume Hatoyama Yukio and Doi Takako are chinese spy.
They are agitating japanese stupid people.

Tujimoto Kiyomi too.

>>258

First of all, you should check dictionary.

Syamin tou is disgusting too. Comunists go away!

Oh, full of posts of a resident from HANGUL...sigh.

resident from???
OK, alredy depresst.

I'm talking what is the stupidity and what must be hated.

>265
Den, pleeza, tella mi wat es la stupiditia of yorso!

http://www.koreananimals.org/images/mm4.jpg

>267
I agree with their habit.
An it's not fun ani more.

An pleese go back to yor home, "English skill of Hikaru Utada"

tho shouldst here me.

Thou art just ass.
I never here what ye say, ass.

We should reave poritics and things out of this thlead.
This is a fun thlead.
Not too selious is this thlead's motto.
Except 267 made me cly.
vely vely sad.

Hum, on the other hand, I cood say this thred coms to be nice
chatterin plays.

Mais Oui
I aave a neuuu charakutaaaa
mais it is tres tres dificultemente to wirte in FRENCH accent.
But I will try mon bestest.

>>269
who do you think i am?
I'm not utada.

>>272
u know why i stated to hate things. cuz u use a word "jap".
And 98 fag makes pissed me off.

O right? thou shouldst knowex que's ich points.

>274
Oh, Frog, I's very pleased to meet yoo.

But JAP is my handurur name.
And I can't herupu if I can't speak good Engrish.

>278
Ooh, I likes Frog rather than yoo, please.

But FROG is very difficult
I need to practice a bit more

pupupu

since when this thread became for a scrabble?

pupupu

>280
Rite.
Please back here immediatment.

pu?

who is the us pupu?
not me

i kinda go for it pupu.

killing time eventhough some one is there paying money. pupu

This is harder than I thought.
I may have to change my nationality.

>>280
47 years old japanese should not use the word Jap.
the word is for stupid young japanese only.

If only we could express French prononciation of "r" or "j"!

>289
Well, it's diffecult.
Then, how about KRAUT?

pupu

German accent's pretty difficult as well.
It's so easy to imitate orally but when you think about writing it down it is very difficult.

r u 98? mimimi?

How about turnin all "w" into "v"...?
Or write "k" instead of "c"

But it's not fun...I think...

u r 98 ain't u? mimimi?

Yah, I, I kann speak Englisch, yah.
Naturally, Ich...I am A Amerikaner, yah.

oh y r a girl?
r u pretty?
if u not,
i dont have enough time to talk with ugry ones.
or what? NEKAMA?

>>300
LOL. u r rude.

>300
Congratiration pour obtenir le nombre 300!

you know,
ugry people with ability can be a disuster.
everybody hates them.
got no way to go ba here.
like me. LOL

god!
i got 300 without knowing it.
cooola!
ahya!

mimimi
you didnt answer my q yet.
r u ?
or ur not?

PSF: PostScript filters for SCO Xenix kraut v07i004: Kraut - English to German-accent

mi-mi-mi
found this but didn't work.

u shoulnt congrat here. this sux.

>303
Vous pouvez dire encore cela!
Et récupère votre âne à votre maman.

actually, i think i know mimimi well she is a macho guy.

>306
How nice!
Enlgish to German-accent(w

>305
Je suis juste un garçon pauvre, pourtant mon histoire a rarement dit.

i know im a bit ugly
but its ok cause its me
when it comes to the other
i just cant take it.
i hate them especially when they
say something to me.
did u know they speak?
its so horrible being spoken by them.
gettin hard not to lose your consciousness.
so everytime i just pass out.
what can i do with that?
gettin used to it?
no way!

mucho man?
gross!

actually, i missed french class too in my unv era.
actually, i couldn't graduate from unv.

>313
Mucho gusto!
Not so groß at all.

soy de japon?
meyamo nana=shi.
vivo en la casa lol

then u r ugly.
dont be afraid to admit it.
it not like you killed people.
its just you are not popular this time.
maybe next time, ganna be alright.

>316
Oh, por favor!
Eu não posso falar espanhol, até mesmo só uma palavra nada.
Assim, fale comigo em inglês, OK?

>317
Only YE's afrayd it, aye?

I wanted to be a professor in electronic engineering. this is why i hate english.

you what?

u speak spanish
well i dont
i envy u
but
at least
i have courtesy
which u dont.

Then back to work, see yoo.

http://www02.so-net.ne.jp/~saitou/okasan.htm

mi-mi-mi
I keep finding everuthing else except for german accent.

i cant believe
this
i now started thinking
u r .....

i have sympathy with aum and islam fundamentalists.
I understand their points. of course i do not agree with genoside phase though.
as history proved comunism didn't count human mind, aslike liberalism, democracy and captalism does not.
fundamentalism. this is where human should go. only way to pour water into human mind.
here is deep story in it. called post post structurism. you might already notice though...

朝からマグロの刺身だ
有田んちのジョン噛んだら離さないよ
ハム食うんならハム煮だ
肉ちょん切るハサミだ

コピペ↑

>323
Do find german accent filter!(w
>324
Sorry.
'Cause I really hasn't no interest in yor topic.
>325
Dos ye know exactly wat "baka" meens in Jpn?(lol)
>326
Jaimi epse...

I dont care whatever u call me.

thou guys actually do not know what a baka is.
bin laden knows how human being suppose to be.
cuz he is real smart guy. however his aspect as extremist have to be denyed.

im talkin things based on an epistemology not based on a religious science. i have a theory for it, but no possibility to produce counterevidence. I know 90% of peeps can not understand the theory. cuz they do not want to admit it.

k, here is my point.
clever peeps do, even u want to disagree one point, they understand the point.
baka peeps do, if u want to disagree one point, they can not understand the point.
did u get the point?
American peeps tend to be former one.
japanese peeps tend to be later one.
this is the differencial what i feel between japanese and american in national character.

Now, what is causing the differencial between both national?
the causing is, difference between "Mura ishiki"=totalitarianism and indivisualism.
totalitarian is sensitive for what majority around the one think.
indivisualist is sensitive what the other against the one thinks.

here i defined what a real baka is.

do u know what communists in japan are?
they use ignorant. this is their only strategy. simple but works well.
unfortunatelly, ignorant have the right to vote.
this is critical part of ignorant politics.

>329
Then, I call you, Sapdom'ktchéshshoolposk.

japan is going down and down and down. do not dream of honor in the last century.
there is no way to stop the depression. on the other hand china is raising rapidily.
they will eat japan near future. eat and screw japanese economy and moral. this is what japanese communist desire.

Er...finished yor wanking?
I's very grad ye is real chattering lad.

I'm serious.

this is not even chat, im just talking myself.

>336
Ye now is afrayd to have yor own handle-name?
Naïve.

>337
Aye, just no more than talking to yorself, just chatter.

Sapdom'ktchéshshoolposk, ye's rite.(lol)

no im afraid of forgetting clear my handle on my pc. cuz im at work.

whatever u call me.

btw did u get my point?

>342
Nice indeed!
Yea, keep up.

>343
No, I hasn't read yor posts, cause it's too long.

what the hell is dupilicated message thing is??

anyway, there is no reason that i scare peeps in 2ch.

>346
Well, well, I dosn't think ye scares...(grim)
I dosn't care anythin, even yor name's getting shorter or actually ye is 152.

um... ya, u ppl really know how 2 spk english?

>348
Oh, teach me how to speek...pleese!

>>346
En la vida hay tantos senderos.
No se preocupe.

ok... black slang, white slang, black soul, black normal, white street, white normal, white high class
which course u gonna take?

all peeps around me talk to me in english so i think i speek inglish.

Creo que sí también.

i'd preffer to take white fag.

>>354
nope sorry, i aint a fag, i h8 fags

>>350
i do nut get spinach.

schizo...

who is schizish? im paraish.

>356
She meens, there's many way ye can choose in yor life.
So don't care about that.

i do nut hate fags as long as they keep away from me.

one didnt keep away from me, thats y i h8 them

Wenn this thred turnd into a mental hospital for schizo.

gocha. but i have an oppinion about the liberalism. ill talk about it later.

>>361
then smack him off.

>363
Oh, c'mon, all that boring opinions coms again?
Ye just wee raycist, dosn' need to do like that.

i did. he gave out rumers that we were going out. not true, by the way

Me gusto Ricky Martin y Gloria Estefan.
Quiero estudiar Ingles.

i towldue already im an paranish not skizish.
u know why? im so hysteric those deis?
cuz my girl friend is on a trip now.
im so lonly. i miss her so much. cuz i luv her so much.

uh huh... i dont hav a gf and im doing fine

>>366
it is the fact. if u say so, lemme see your counter opinion.

>367
Haga el lo que usted quiere hacer.

i didnt mean any racism. if u think it is racism then u must be misread.

>368
Ey, YE DOSN'T HAVE ANI GIRLFRENDS AT ALL, YE KNOW WAT I MEENS?
Go mental-health board.

i always feel i am being a stupid when im using inglish cuz i have nut enuf vocabrary.

u need 2 work on ur spelling a little too

whoa, was that a fantacy? what a real dream it was.

>372
No, no, ye just raycist, all rite?
Ye said "Cinks dos all smell of cheese, I wants to kill'em all" or somethin, din'cha?

no that was another personality which is sleeping now.

>374
Rite, rite, don care, evi won knows that alredy.
>376
Yes, yes, ye's still in the hospital, dos ye remember?

hey hey who r we to say that racism is bad, hitler might hav been right. i dont like him though

cocabrary is most difficult word to spell.

vocabulary

but to let stupid peeps know what chinese desire is really important mission. cuz im a counter spy.

i do nut think im hospitalized.

>378
A-ha, rite.
I got it.
Anihow, thanks for yoo, it goes nearly over 400.
>380
Ich habe nie so eine unreife Person in meinem Leben gesehen.

>>385 what?

Boooriiin'.

>386
I meens "Ik heff nie so'n unriepe Person in mien Leven sehn."

u should realize how china is gonna be a threat already.

uh, right... i think ur a bitch too

,do u believe in after live?

>389
Oh, Mr. Sakai, hello then!

who is mr.sakai?

>391
Sou grad para ouvir que, meu amigo.
>391
Nae.

>393
Oh, ye fogot that?
Yor name.

u should use inglish at least.

my name is joe.

>396
Sorry.
>397
No, Toru Sakai, I knows it.

Me llamo Maria.

i think i know the name. who is that?

>399
Meu nome é mi-mi-mi.
>400
No kiddin(lol).
I knows you.

Ey, it's reecht over 400.
I haf to go, then.
Sorry.
Bye.

>>400
I is estudiante.

E... a Maria e você devem ser um "biginner" para estudar o espanhol.
Ou você sabe o que eu quero dizer?

Bye-bye!

igottawork

>>346
Don't compliment yourself too much laddie.
I doubt if you are scarin' any one on this planet.
May be your GP might be able to help you.

mi-mi-mi
Just read all the bullshit responses from around 340.
Why does this thread attract so much boring farts?

I admit I may have contributed by pretending to be a Japanese tourist.
But my defence is that I AM Japanese so I can stereotype my own race.

At least people who used to complain about your spelling's gone though.

Fuck you! White boy!
黒人前科者記者会見のヤジに切れて人種差別用語爆裂！

金があっても教養は買えず・・・

You are crazy men or women.
♫crazy gona crazy ...

>jap kraut
then provide story that everybody is interested in it.
u r no fun at all aint u?

go to sleep mr baka

i've just got up cuz yunaited steitu obu amerika here.

>>408
i just wanted to let u guys know that racism in states and nationalism between jpn and 3goku is totally different.u jpese have to have clear consciousness about it.
otherwise jpn will be eten by 3goku.
bringing confilict between nation and nation to indivisual relationship is not what i intended. do nut be a minion of communism especially if u do nut have sense of it.
u suppose to have sence of jpnese critical sitiation,

>407
I got usetto it.
I's red almost all save for some too long posts about politics
>408
Don's blaym yorself.
Tayk it eesy, boy.
>409
Shut up, crap.
>413
Hum.

mi-mi-mi
On my lunch break.
What did you have for lunch today?
I was watching a programme hosted by TERRY ITOH yesterday night
about HOSTS in KABUKICHO.
Do you know how much they earn?
They are between 20 - 25 years old.
They earn between 10,000,000 - 15,000,000 Yen after tax deduction per month.
So I've decided to quit my job and become a host.

mi-mi-mi
Sorry 415 = Jap Kraut

>415

hahaha,
i wacthed that program too.
and i was just worried what they are going to do after
the Expiration as a host.
i dont think all of them will be able to have their own club.

>>417
They were all from HOKKAIDO as well.
By the time they are in their early thirties
I think they will be washing cow-shit off their boots
and complaining about their crop.
But they had fun during their youthful days so
they shouldn't complain.
I would definitely like to know what they are up to in ten
years time.

>418
ic.
so maybe thy are just enjoying their twenties now.
bu, do u think they are going back to hokkaido?
(sorry to tell u the truth, i just had a look a part of
the program when i was tunin channels. )
after what they got in shinjyuku, it must be hard to be
in the country.
at some points its kinda my dream too though.
woriking in the city until retirement, then move to the rural.

Ooh, a nice atomosphere, I couldn't hardly beleave I'm at "Chatter in English"(w
I didn't watch that programme(Oh, British spellin) at all.
Ye will be A host, JK?
I thinks host's world would be hard an way far from OUR world, I meens, ye will
lose your common sense.
And They's got spare time?
I wants time betta than siller(money).
An...I had pibim-bap for lunch.

Their sleeping pattern was non-human as well.
Going to sleep at 1 PM and going to work at 8 PM.
A very WATERY business.
But the money!...Yeah, you are right.
You will lose common sense and besides your CV ain't
gonna be looking good with a WATERY past.

But HYAKUMAN-YEN per month!
It takes me 2,3 months to earn HYAKUMAN-YEN...

>>420
BIBIM-BAP sounds good!
I had HAMBURG BENTO.

>421
Sleepin at 1PM afternoon?
Gosh!
If ye becom host, ye must suffer from that crayzy routine, and must look strange.
To be host must cause irreversible damage to yor life, I meens.
Or evi won can make huge siller easily, if it's easy.
>422
I wants no siller I caan't use.
But...yeah, I want much siller, too.

>423
Hanburg bento.
Bento sounds like Italian word, dosn't it?
Ho mangiato buono bento! or somethin.

HAMBURG
Does HAMBURG or HAMBURGER come from HAMBURG, DEUTSCHLAND?

>426
Rite, it was a food for Hamburger miner, I remember so.
Even it wouldn't be the same as today's.
Just a sandwiched hamberg by two slice of breads, I think.

I wonder if there are any other food which derived its name
from places of origination.
I know that
Sandwich was invented by a guy called Sandwich.

Spaghetti Bolognese = Italian town
Spaghetti Napolitan = Italian town
Carpaccio = artist's name

Sir Sandwich, the royal admiral or somethin'.
>429
Really?
What kind of artist was Carpaccio?
Signor Carpaccio.
È probabile che lui sarebbe stata una bella persona!
A painter?

ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ　＜what are you talking about? Let me join in.

>431
Talkin about a food named after Person's name.

An wellcome by here!
Join an enjoy.

>>430
CARPACCIO was I think an Italian painter.
His style of painting resembled that of a neatly laid out CARPACCIO
(or vice versa) thus they named the dish after him.

http://www.hungryforwords.com/japan.asp?ID=194

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hola encantada.
soy de japon.

Yall just jealous motherfuckers.
When we are on top,
motherfuckers just wanna bring us down.
they are just jealous motherfuckers.
ha ha ha

>437
I don't mean to reign on your parade... but jealous about what?

>>435
advertisement uzai.
be dead

Oh, today is wonderful day.
unnko is beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen, god may bless all you.

Got bless you, unko.

>440
Thank you buddy.
God obvious hasn't blessed you though...

NOTICE!
this thread needs at least one "unko" in your comments.

>443
Noted, unko.

>437
Oh, hello.
I's got no jealousy, aniway.
But you can keep your pride up like that, OK?
>440
Oh! shite!
Hey you crap!
Thank you for your blessin.
God bress you, too.
>443
Never.
I do not want to mention da kinda dirty word, you crap!

>>439
別に宣伝じゃないです
無料だし・・・
おすすめ面白いサイトです

>>446　良さそげなサイトじゃん。ブックマークします。
どこの提供なの？えーと、英語で書かねば、、、

It looks good. Thank you. I'll book-mark it.　Who is the sponsor?

god knows
i just found it the other night

How about ATR's litening site?

atari teenage riotのサイト？

>445
So many comments...I am flattered. Before you start calling me
names, why don't you go and stick your finger up your ass and spin.
Your mother will be real proud. Alright you little fuck wit?

here comes again.

meeting real people lately.
dont let your nothing containing english rot your brain too.

>451
So...who are you, then?

>434
An fogot to anser you about Carpaccio.
Renaisence paynter?

so much for peaceful sensible chatter
we should put up a thread like - let's insult each other! and think we are fucking clever! yeah!

>>451
I do nut see what made this guy gets mad. This guy is bitching anywhere around.

Hi,My name is Kitaro.
I'm not a human-being.
My father is an eyeball.
I'm happy because I don't have to go to school nor take exams.
All the insects in the grass are singing for me.
So let's sing all together; Ge-ge-ge-no-ge!
It's morning.
Good night.
ZZZ...

Ｉ　am　ちむじゃけん。

I have a hang-over

>>459 Hi JFK, what do you hang over?

>>457 Hi Kita-chan. Then, who is your mother? How have your parents made you? By the way, you must sleep
in the daytime. So, you'd better say, "Good day, zZZzz."

I was in SANGENJAYA yesterday night until the early 'mo.

>455
Can se'that agayn.
This thred's lost its momentum sins peece has been back.
But it'll be boring, ef we do so on purpose.
>456
Me too, an even who's him.
>457
Gev best regurd to yor eyeball father.
>458
From Midland, aye?

>>462 Where is Sangen-Jhaya in Japan? I think you must hung
alcohol over yourself.

Did I pass the acid test?

Did I pass the acid test?

My heart and soul they are free

My heart and soul they are free

Did I pass the acid test?

kool aid acid test
good book indeed.
I think ken kesey was the author.
All about timothy Leary.
recommended

>>464
In tokyo.
I drank 3 beers and about 5 oolong-high
with a friend of mine.

back from naeba
seems like it's been quiet here during the weekend huh?

Sarry, fogat to write heer.
Enihow, it's bin quite quiet heer, since keepers of the spelling hasn't come heer ani longa.

do you want him back?
i thought he/she was a pain in the neck
i'm sure he'll be back anyways

I dosn't want him back heer, but sometime thinks "These's the dais..."
Anihow OK.
I write heer wat I want.

it sure is quiet these days

Aye, rayte!
Ye's rayte.
But if it's got lost its momentem, shood keep up this low speed until it's back.

ok then
ill tell u why many people left off this thread.
cause people realized nothing has been talked here really.
people who come to this board are mostly adults.
and people with "some" intelligence dont like to stick around
the place which cant fulfill their adult needs.
plus it figures not so many people here speak eng for real.

then what u need here
is whether some intelligent talk or some hookers.

>475
It's just YE NEEDS, rite?

here it goes again

>477
Rite.
Me welcom him by heer.

>>445
Um....okay, white trash dude...
you have more mental problems then the people you are bitching at first of all.
And you obviously have no life!
I think you just made yourself look stupid. I mean,
if we are so awful then why are we making millions
and you are still sleeping in your momma's basement jerking off to fake internet porn
and dancing around in your sister's underwear pretending to be Britney Spears?
Come on man, get a grip. And if your still serious about the penis thing,
I will gladly supply the moving vehicle.

well done
copy & paste

>>480
whatever! FuckFace!

very clever
douche bag

>>482
You think your smart muthafukka? huh?

>479
Long time no see.
Too long to read.

dear 483
お前のyourの使い方＝典型的な馬鹿
スペルとかそういう問題じゃなくて・・・
よって、
I believe I am definitely smarter than you and your
stupid ugly mother and your sorry-ass dumb-fuck father too

Ooh, it muss bi an a'mosfeer wich suites fo this thred.
To kill or to bi killd, that must bi chatter in English.

>mimimi
you gatta use english, alright?
why r ur spellings all fucked up?

>mimimi
you know why languages exist? TO COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE!!
DAKARA,OMAE CHANTO EIGO TUKAE!
otherwise, how can you communicate with others?

>>486

yur inglish is hard to reed
laiku dis!!

>487
Aye, ofcors I yuse english.
Ma shpellin ish somthin ronga?
>488
Langwidge's yused onli to communicayt wit fawks?
Oh, gash, ye dosn't knoa much aboot langwige.
>489
Nosso hard I think.
It's veri eesi, now try!

mi-mi-mi放置決定！！

>mi-mi-mi
How old r u? if u r older than 18 years old, i'll laugh out to death.

>491
Tankyu berimuch.
>492
Peeple caan't laf owt to deth, mithinks.
So try.

Theer'sh too much nonsens on the Telli, Realli.

Shtupid fawksh ignorsh mi, how nishe.

It will hav ternd numba 500, hurray.

ahya

AI will have turned namba 500 ahya

ahya ahya

愛　我利！

Congroteee!!!!

awl brats is in noweer neer intelijens, rite? ma mayts!

Blodi cold, isni?

ni ass muncho terror iz horribles opium weed suckah
mimimi iz stupido as fukk n pervert un yu knwo

>504
Stop that fuckd-up spellin, wantto downgrayd, aye?

me frum australia
speek veri fukdup languagi
cuz me ancestorz veri criminal
yu knwo

Ye suur hayts spellin owtta ruuls, hi-hi.

>>493

「So try.」
ﾜﾗﾀ
いい決まり文句

now this is more like it
back like the old days
folks complaining about spelling!
as if their petty little life depends on it.
by the way! my spelling is british!
would that be considered a spelling mistake?
probably to those who don't realise that the yanks have no history
on that little island of theirs

ma mayts! ＝いなかもの

brits are killers

marmite on toastが食いたい

tha problem wit cha all is dat you guys don
unrastan worra I mean
cuz I'm a nigga right?
well ya all can all go and suck ma dick
cuz i'm sure glad dat I ain't no fuckin' gooky yello banana

Your momma

here you go again
it makes me puke!

huh?
what the matter with you?

nothin' special
same old crowd
flatering each other

i guess one person is taking a dual role

that's what I tought,man!

niva, hi-hi.

he's not gonna give up until the hell freezes over

heah,
you can say that again
i guess this place is the way spooky
i don't know whom i'm talkin'
and i get a abuse from nowhere!

aha, so.

and they think they KNOW english or something
even the fact that they don't know anything about gaddem english

you got to keep low profile,
somobody is watching us!
shit

>524
Yea, thay don knoa!!
I agrees wichoo!

>525
Oh, I thinks so too, shite.

well, i got to go grab nachos
i'll be back in a jiffy

Ooh, eevn the fact thay dosn knoa anithin' anithin'...
Ani...

anyway,i was about to take a damp
see ya in minutes

>528
Yea, nachos bagodos los ellimos.

>530
Yea, keep a damp, bye.

戦国自衛隊はビデオででてますか？
英語はわからないので日本語でおねがいします。

try find DVD
video has been killed by DVD

DVDにトライしろてことですか？
DVDがビデオを殺すとはどういうかとですか？

hiroko yakushimaru
used to be cute
but now sheis a tan tan tanuki
meanwhile tomoyo harada
likes to eat shit

i remember the song,"video killed radio stars"
now, video was killed by dvd,haha

hello guys
ah, im ready.
ah, im ready to, u know, im ready actually to, u know, ah...
u know, im all naked in front of my computer to, u know, ah...
my dick is completely outa my underware and, u know, i'll do my best to,
ah.... to...okay just forget about this, sorry.

finally disgusting thread is over
I'm very pleased
















(bait)

DVD atarasii!!

I'm alone
in the dark room
bein' naked



beating my meat alone......

i guess finally the time's come!

Hey let's talk about it!

So, what are you up to?

>>538
Hi, hank,
Where have you been?
I am prepared for your meat.

This party is dying but make yourself at home!

Mi casa es tu casa.
Mi casa es verde.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,man!

hi,there!
is anybody in here?

well, it's about to go to bed.
bye,
guys.

Yea! Momentem wons wi had is baaaaaaack!!!!
Noice indee' guys, let's hop!

I thort this thred wiu rot away.
Guys go! keep up this guts, that's the spiri'!

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!
kipidop!!!

beeep!!

illigible

Pfew, It's tirin' to pritend to be stupid like the others...

An dead those beefs in ancient time walk upon England's moutain's green.

whatever......

Jal jwumwu seyyo.

Jah iz fukd yp like mi niggah

ニガタンって可愛いね、泥みたいで。

i feelin kinda ire ire ire..
jah usd be slavez me no more.
here cumz ma candyman.

>559
Rialli?
By the way, I can not forstand, wat ye say.

>557
Oh, theer is mi also.

It givs many I arownd heer.
And this thred wood at the end reechn.

Yah, welcom by heer, thow residents.
And pleese correct myn spelling.
I hav an effort makend bin, om myn spelling to fixn.

Excuse me.
I hav an effort mankend bin, om myn spelling to fixn,
but I caan not.
So ye residents, pleese makes myn spelling ryti.

Are you actually 'chattering' or just talking to yourself?

>563
I caan not forstand wat thow meenst.
How caan I it in that kind of anonimose bord ploov?
2ch biginner or somwat?

Where ma Candyman?

Forstand? Forbear?

Oops, secande me.
Hello.
Hast thow the feeling, the thow with me watover talkst?
Or hast thow somwat for?

Yep. I'm being unemployed and have too much time to handle
for myself. Just being bored as hell.

>566
Forstand.
Forstand meens 'bigrip'

>568
Thow hast much time ipishd, sorri abowt that.

Where do you use that word? No tricks just talk in
ordinary language please!

>571
But off and to hav I the feeling, extraordinari english to usen.

Or in Britishe way cood I say, off and to hav I the feeling igotten.

Are you being unemployed too?
Today I went to Ikebukuro and came across a real cute little
girl and we had a little chat. That was some fun!

No, I hav no sack igotten.

Hast thow mid little gerl an little chat?
I sujest thee, that thow better "cute little gerl" not to usen had.
Peeple think that thow an pidoafyl be wood.

NOO! I'm just a little girl lover and no pedo!
And you suddenly sound like a man who came from
19the century...

Wat for an lovlie day is fonday!

fonday?
Are you a student?

>576
Oh, it spyt me.
Onli lofst thow a little gerl, not ryt?

Oalde syntaks...not too bad.

>578
No, I am not student.
I am an person from the age of Elisabeth I.

These are the days...

No more Oalde syntaks! OK?

>581
Otherwyse is it so fun.
Why don't you try it...or, so try.

I ne am not student, is ryti?

I meen it coms me so stupid for, correcte ordinarie english to usen.
Some residents heer maken me so.

ryte

Residents? Hmm... Where are you? Japan?

I was scanning the backlogs...
I want to learn good English so I think this
is not the thread for me :P

Classified information.

>587
Ryt.
Heer is onli thred for chattering at all.
Find goode thred, tayk care!

Let me guess. France?

Ai ann a techar in a hi scul.
bat mai cras stedents r klazi.
zey col mi bad smel. i cant biliv.

In yor sentensis havn ye no intellijens igotten.

You need advises from a professional phonetician, a
real professional.

Euro-English
---------------
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union
rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be
dropped in favour of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and
keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make
words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that
the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th'
with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o'
be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors
be aplid to oza kombinations of letas.

After ziz fifz yer ve vil have a rali sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu anderstand ech
oza. Ze drem of an united urop vil finali kum tru!

Hoo has needi?
Me?
No no, I am riale professional fonetisien, rialli.

Funny shiet.

Evri opeeniens heer is much beta than ani fuckin cock in the world.

yu kan suck my dik n fukn lik it
mi dik don smel bad.
stikki iky iky woo wee.

>598
If thow me to be pretendn wilt, do it good.

>599
yee shut yur mouf, copy munky.

morning

Goode morn.

>600
Sure rimember I the person, hoo the spelling lyk 'yur' useth.

I the 'faget' lukin fur boyfrienz

（ ；´Д｀）< hellow.

>604
Ok, ok, do dok thow to don wantist.
It ifells thee yea good, not ryt? haha.
I may thee, s'an wee specky person.

>605
Hellow, wat can I help you?

（ ；´Д｀）< I like to speak English here. May I join in?

（ ；´Д｀）< why people of this thread are so hostile to me? did I say something wrong?

（ ；´Д｀）< I liketo drink something cold. It is hot in here....

if yu koud spell fukd op lyk mi

>608
You'd like to?
Yea, you can, but if you'd like to learn 'proper' English, You'd better go the other one.

why am I tokin to maself?

（ ；´Д｀）< reeeali? then ill go somewhere else.

yea this threadz fer fukd-up spellahz lyk mi

>609
No, no, I an't hostile to you.
Don't care what the bloody bastards like 611 say.

（ ；´Д｀）< can i B a regular heea?

>614
You should go to the thread 'Let's talk in English' or something, I've forgot what it's titled exactly.
Good luck!
If you can't get used to there, you can come back here.

>617
Yea, of course you can.
Here, you can write what you want with no care about spelling.

（ ；´Д｀）< mayB nooooo. to baaaad. im saaad.

（ ；´Д｀）< or, maybe i could staaay her. i huv some questions

（ ；´Д｀）< i huv an merican frien n he always goes like...

（ ；´Д｀）< woooow. iiiits greeeeat isnni? or, ohhhhh maaay!

（ ；´Д｀）< do you think he is gay?

（ ；´Д｀）< im beggin to wonder if he is so... i have no proublem wth tha as a frien thoo...

I am sure he is

>623
Aye, so over-reactid person lyk american.
How dos ye do.

（ ；´Д｀）< oooohhhh, daaaaamn. heee always lighz mennni candles everry tim i goo theeere.

Talkin abeut a blody pansi?

Lit a candl?
I caan't totalli mayk no sens wot ye meens.

（ ；´Д｀）< ive gata thhis vibe when i first metim. ba couldnt ask it to his fase.

（ ；´Д｀）< hi said he likes candles. its like bar or something in his roum.

（ ；´Д｀）< sooo hii haas menni candles in his rooom am i making any sens here?

Wot vibrator?
He gayv it to yoo, when ye met'im for the first tym, ryt?

（ ；´Д｀）< のおおお。thats not what i meant. i picked up the vibration that he might be.

Nesst quession, Wye ye's got sutcha sprit crushin mayt?

（ ；´Д｀）< sorry no understand.

Sorri.
I meens wye ye's got so potti...I meens stranje kyndof mayt

what the fuck is wrong with the spelling out here? are they done in purpose?
damn........or is there some kind of translation program?

I meens "How dos ye meet'im and how did ye two come to be a frends"

（ ；´Д｀）<　sorri i been taking away for a while. he is a frind of my friend.

will the real mi-mi-mi stand up please

gigigi

>641
Ahryt, I's got it.
An ye cood aask yor other frend, he wood be gay or not.
>642
Yessur!
Ye cood eesili recognys me or inpersonayter.
But if ye coodn't, don't care.
Me, olso dosn't care.

初心者にはわかりづらいね。このスレ。

>645
Biginers can goa to the thred 'Let's talk about it!' or somweer.

今だ！647番ゲットォォｫｫ！！
￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　》
　　　　　Λ《Λ　　ｽﾞｻﾞｰｰｰｰｰｯ
　　　　（ / ⌒ヽ
　　　　ﾉﾉ 　　ﾉ　　　　　(´´;;;　　　　(´
　　　 (ﾉ 　/ﾉ　　≡≡≡≡　　　(´´
　　　 ﾉ　ﾉﾉ　≡≡≡≡(´⌒(´⌒;;≡≡
　　　(ノノ　　　　　(´⌒(´⌒;;

今だ！648番ゲットォォｫｫ！！
￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　》
　　　　　Λ《Λ　　ｽﾞｻﾞｰｰｰｰｰｯ
　　　　（ / ⌒ヽ
　　　　ﾉﾉ 　　ﾉ　　　　　(´´;;;　　　　(´
　　　 (ﾉ 　/ﾉ　　≡≡≡≡　　　(´´
　　　 ﾉ　ﾉﾉ　≡≡≡≡(´⌒(´⌒;;≡≡
　　　(ノノ　　　　　(´⌒(´⌒;;

649げと　ずさー。

今だ！650番ゲットォォｫｫ！！
￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　》
　　　　　Λ《Λ　　ｽﾞｻﾞｰｰｰｰｰｯ
　　　　（ / ⌒ヽ
　　　　ﾉﾉ 　　ﾉ　　　　　(´´;;;　　　　(´
　　　 (ﾉ 　/ﾉ　　≡≡≡≡　　　(´´
　　　 ﾉ　ﾉﾉ　≡≡≡≡(´⌒(´⌒;;≡≡
　　　(ノノ　　　　　(´⌒(´⌒;;

>646　あの、何て言うか正規の英語じゃないというか、帰国子女や留学生しか
わからない感じのような・・スラングとは違うんだろうけど、わかるかな？
日本でしか学んでない人には分かりづらい綴りだったりして・・
ただ勉強不足なだけかもしれませんが・・

meiB y r right.
don care abou spellin
u can alwais ges wha thei r talkin bout.

reeez ge chataaaa!!!!

＞652　またもや日本語ですみません。
スペル見て、発音を見て予測すれば良いのでしょうか？

meiB =maybe
y r=you'reなど？

来戸。

あんましレスないのもつまらないが
ここまで荒れると駄目じゃの
でもまぁ大体どれがミミミか偽者かはわかるけどな
微妙に奴のスペルは真似しにくいのでな
まぁなんだかんだ言いながら６００以上レスついたし
いいんでないかい？
isn't that right mi-mi-mi?
i guess this may be the right time for me to come out of the closet
and let you know that "jap", "kraut", "jk" and "mu-mu-mu" are one and all
yesiree ts right its the canny ol geordie man himself back in action
ta let youse knaa that tings can finitely change the ards on this checker
board ere man ya knaa worra meean like?
how man mi-mi-mi gan und get us a packet of rizla an skin up a big un for
me an my belly. spliff up and take tings as they come.
respect

doudemo iijan!

doumoto kyoudai

were you gay or somethin?

yea nobodi can spell lyk I does
Im famouz

I hate how Aussies and New Zea Landers speak.
They sound like a bunch of gay ass homos.

＞６５６
何語？

>>662
馬鹿語。普通に喋れない人ですなあ。

>>661
Do you know jack shit?

>>661
that's okay considering you sound only steers and queers come out of
your country
and i don't see no horns so you must be a queer

>>663
こういう奴にかぎって
東北弁コンプレックスで
日夜、標準語の勉強をしていたりする
ファッションセンスもホットドッグプレスから
親からまだ仕送りもらってるとか

beer beer we want more beer
all the kids are cheering
get some fuckin beers in♪

Hey, look outside.
It is snowing now in Kanagawa.
Is it snowing now in the place you live in?

keegan keegan keegan!

>>664
fuck you, son of a bitch!

>>666
May God have mercy on your soul......666

Evi won, long tym no see.
Sorri, fogot to post heer.
>656
Realli?
Ye is the person wons was mu-mu-mu!
Nys to meetchoo, agayn, wi's bin oftn holdin a comversaysion, howeva.
An go an get yor "packet of rizla an skin up a big un" for yorself, yoo dull boi!(w
>659
We cool be.
>660
Good job!
Thoa I's never spelld letter "z" for the sownd of "z".
>663
Welcom bitch!
>665
I's herd Ausee beer taysts like "maykin lov on a boat".
>666
Realli?
How nys.
>667
keep goin?

>670
heyee mi-mi-mi

how man ! divvan warry me pants off man
been watchin the video for fatboy slim's weapon of choice
worra canny greet video this is
well recoimmended
christopher walken cruising around a hotel lobby
nice one spike jonze!
skin yourself one up!

helow
is mimimi around?

>>mimimi

ive not seen this thread for a whil
how have u been?
i know it for sure no mimimi no this thread. ww

BTW, i met this bitch this morning at this thread
she kiips postin such harsh messages lik Shine or some.
and i tried to convince her no doing tha cause
its kinda hurt me to kow young girl writz terrible
comment like tha in the morning.
eventually i failed to it she called me Hage for go' sake
and just left. now im sure she was the ugliest bitch ive ever siin.

hey watch out!
she is right down there!
god, she must be soooo tired of her life
n just idling away! its kinda pity that she has nothing better
to do than stickin to this board n tryin 2 pick up fight!
its just scary u know?

agegege

LET US chattaaa!

>676
you...okay...?

im ok
thanks for concernin
how bout u?
u ok?

I'm an al quaeda. Any question?

I got 101! So what?

Sorry, my mistake.
Posted on the wrong thread.
I'll go to hell.

bleedin strokes mate
fuckin strokes
i taught they were gonna be remarkable
but worra get instead
bunch of shite man
bunch of amateurs trying to copy pavement or someting
what a waste of money and time that was.
bunch of arse!

Blymi, I fogets to visit heer.
Long tym no see.
>671
Hi, how is ye goin?
>672
Dosn't knoa much 'beut Fa'boy sleem.
>673
Yea, mi-mi-mi is heer.
>674
Nys to be back!
Sit back, relaks an enjoi it.
>675
That's not special, bitchs arownd aniweer in this bord.
Don't be so difficult, boi.
>679
He/she seemd to get nervus, don't care.
>683
Must giv me a soovenir from hell.
>684
Ah, aye, pishin tym an silver.

thats right man
pissin time and silver away into the drainage system alreet
mind ya i'm quite into tokyo ska paradise these days
specially the one wit tammy okuda
nice choon indeed

get chataaa

hey, i hab a question to ask.
the other day i and my frined were talking about
britney spears and one song named ...baby one more time
came on the topic. and we been arguin for a while we could not
reach the settlement. well its about the lyric of the song.
"♪Hit me baby one more time"
I think he never hit her for real cause its her heart to be hit
but my frien think different way,　her boy frined actually hit her
but if you take this as this way, i guess this is going to be
a song about domestic violence! no way!
so i need hear your opinion here..

ahya

Did ya know that Britney's boobs are fucin' fake.
(yeah, I guess it's too famous, no?)

Aw, sorry 688, but I actually don't know the whole song
(I mean poem).
I only know a little of this song, but since since she
sings "Gimme a sign~~, hit me baby one more time♪" like this,
so I guess your opinion is right.
Well, I'm sure that she intentionally made
a song sounds a lil' sexual, though.
But she meant "spank", not real HIT hit.

reeeeaaalllyyyyyy????
i didnt know tha for suree.

>690 and her boy friend is one of a N-STINK boys. LOL.

>>692was for >>690

>692
Yeeep ! She did a breast-enlargement surgery a while ago.
.....now a days, she's actually becoming uglier.
She's tring to be like next Maddona. So she's acting like a
sex symbol queen, but it's just....looks bad to me.

When she was singin' that song, she looked innocent and adorable,
but now she's sayin' "I'm sooo look forward to loose my virsin!!
(w/her boy friend,yeah 693, Jastin)" Talk about bitch!!!
Too bad..... (T-T) "Bye Bye Bye", britney..

Ah, now in America, her movie, "Crossroads" just came. haha...

>694 hun? Wadda ya talkin' 'bout?
I'm 690, an' 695,DAMMY!!

oh!
but, I love slots.
You dont?

sluts

Bitches? Nah, I prefer innocent cute bebe.
I don' like my girl friend to be a whore.

I dont care if girl's tits are real or fake.
I simply like big boobs.
>>695
You dislike sillicon breasts?
You cannot watch porno video without seeing awesome fake tits, huh?
Oh,sorry. it seems you are still virgin.
Go home and suck your Mom's real boobs. lol

お小野氏ね

age

How are you doing there!?
somebody,just anwser me!

hey

guess it'S time for me to upload some blow job shots of britney

ここはローマ字表記で英語を書くスレですか？

http://www.snuffx.com/x/demonguy/celebrity/britney.rm

see the slut in action
britney spears here i come!

Is this the thread for people who want to use filthy words?
ここは下品な言葉を使いたい人のためのスレですか？

ていうか、単につづりを知らない人のスレでしょ。
デッサンの基本も出来ないのに抽象画が書けると思ってるやつ。

tudei is fain dei

here we go again
go on slag us off aboot our fockin spellin
ya little bunch of time wastin hopeless wankers
just ta let yous knaa that in order for me ta spell in geordie
ya gota be pretty damn fockin fluent in ya basic language skills
ya knaa worra mean
i am salvador dali man!
ya little fuckin shite!
ahh by the way this response s specialli for you 709

hau can u uzu satch darty ingrisshu "ON PARPAS"?

dis sureddo sucks

>>709

that made me think for a while
and the answer for ur question is no.
why didnt u write somehtin in eng if you have
somethin to say here.u dont have courtesy
to take a look at the title of this thread
nor guts to say some in foregin lauguage
cause you are tooo scared to be made foool of.
kids listen up, u wont go anywhere with that logic.

>>709
couldn't write english even if a dictionary hit him on the head
he probably don't even realise that people are taking the piss out of him right now
cos he don't realise that we's talkin' about him

tou tel tha truce, aim not ezukated sou matti.

Does anyone know why a quaternion (四元数）can be represented as a complex numbers (複素数）such as;

Q(s, v) = s + xi + yj + zk

While v is a vector ( x y z ). s is scalar part and x y z as the imaginary（虚数）part that what my text book says.

naa divvan knaa man i was neva gud wit numbers
anyways unless you a tnkin of becomin a rocket scientist
better learn how to make friends and stuff
instead of solving numerical riddles.

>>718

thats nott a mein topikus,,
its jast abaut masu,
and for sua, that kaind ov rokett saientist
can habu frens!!

This thread sucks! People,get serious!

wee aal knau dis thred iz ghey.

>>720

howai u sai satti a ting?
i sinku,ppl hiar r aul sirias.

I'm serious.

yeah aim sirias 2.

j00 go to da math b0ard k thx.

how man
yas can gannin ta the math bbs then
i'm jus lookin forward ta seeing
eastern youth in april at quattro man
should be some skankin muzik on the nigh
my mate's a rocket scientist by the way (seriously)

damn....

freespeling.com
やっとこういうサイトも出来たしな

nah, dat jest lizy d0de who nevir kan spill.

freespelingのスペル自体間違っててナイス！

c'mon niggaz come to "nigger talk" thread
its maaad hectic

「２ｃｈでは、誤字脱字をみつけて指摘すると、かえって無粋な行為として煽られる時があります。」

There is something god here expesialy when you wanking.
You can really do what to wank in front of god?
Stop something wanking that you like so much! God is most
perfect one than any other greatest people in all time like
that is m's right outfieldplayer ichiro who got mvp in MBL
last year as well as batting title ,base steal title,most
hits,best clutching and many other best.You try being like
him as possible as you can.If all people become like him,
you would be big surprising, Don't say wanking just happening
that we are human being.People who not control anything wanking
are not human being.Repeat after me what all we want is to
be like ichiro who's never had any wanking since he met with
god. Pray it over and over to god for everything perfect.
When you have been like his face,like his body,like his any
thing,you would meet with god at last.iIt's end of the old
world and start of new one.Good luck wanking man.

Veri long tym no see...
How 'av ye bin, blaoks?

http://www.stanford.edu/~tanrs/about_me.html

This contents is the best text of beating masturbation for yellow you.
He have been my favorite hero over years.No matter how many times you
masturbate in public place,he can help you get a handle on how must do.

Cick this link and do what he doing.Go ahead in future.

nobodys here?

Are you talking to me?

..so BORED!!!
should i go to bed??

>737
Aawd fassind.

Hee's lockin at yoo, ki'!

Theor is summat god heor expesialy when yee wanking.
Yee can really dee what te wank in front of god?
Stop summat wanking tha yee leik so much! God is myest
perfect one than any other greatest fowk in aal time leik
tha is m's reet outfieldplayer ichiro whee got mvp in MBL
last year as well as batting title ,base steal title,most
hits,best clutching an many other best.Yee try bein leik
him as possible as yee can.If aal fowk become leik him,
yee waad be git big surprising, Divvent syah wanking just happening
tha wor human being.People whee not control owt wanking
are not human being.Repeat affta me what aal wi want is te
be leik ichiro we's nivvor had any wanking since he met wi
god. Pray it ower an ower te god fre everything perfect.
When yee hev been leik his face,like his body,like his any
thing,you waad meet wi god at last.iIt's end o the aad
world an stort of new one.Good luck wanking gadgie .

This contents is the best text of beating masturbation fre yellow yee .
He hev been me favorite hero ower years.No matter hoo many times yee
masturbate in public place,he can help yee get a handle on hoo must dee .

Cick this link an dee what he doing.Go ahead in future.

Somone hee?
Ey! somone sie somnin!

hi nice to meet u
nice to meet u too how are u fine thank u and u ? im fime thank u

i am a pen

hi hi :) is this the only sureddo u chat in english?

Could I jouin you?

>746
Welcome!

>>746

ovu korsu u r werucam

mi-mi-mi
are you around these days?
this thread kind of died? huh?

>>749

aim notto mi-mi-mi,
bat i sink sou.

Mi heer, but long tym not bin heer.
How hav ye bin?

You too.
おまえもなー

Mi bin veri nys indeed, but veri bisi.
Got few tym to post heer.

mi-mi-mi
来ないかな〜

Mi ryt heer.
Wye mi is no-naym, it's payn in the ass to erays ma naym eech an evi tym
when mi goes to other bords on mentai serva.

mi-mi-mi
いつからお前日本語読めるようになったの？

mi-mi-miは糞じじい

areteｒｕ　

Hi there!
Does anyone here spare some time to talk to me?
I'll be up for a while.

759 is a girl.

Probably everyone is in bed now.
I think I should go to bed too.
Goodnight all. (^-^)/

>756
Mi watasi choo nihongo wakaru no hito desu.
watasi wakaru wa saisho desu.
>757
Shut up, yoo wee specky nerd.
>761
Godd noit.

Naomi weighs more than 100kg.
Her face is really puffy.
She needs to lose at least 40kg.

age

Naomi is the most beautiful girl at Howdy.
She attracts every man.

i saw naomi in the tv.she wears bra, doesn't she?
why is her name japanese? or is naomi at all american name?

>765
Don't lie !!
Naomi is coyote ugly !!
If you can make love to Naomi, you must be a pervert.
I believe Naomi was a Sumo wrestler when she was a student.

don't use japanese. please use english.

so now how weightis she ?>767

does anybody here want to lick my asshole?
i've just taken my under wear off. i'm waiting!
hurry up! be quick! oh, oh my! please make me cum!

how old are you?

18.so what? i dont wanna tell you my age.
you r so rude.you no what i mean.

do you have baby?

Aye man this thread'S really gan doon hill hasn't it.
At the end of the day after all your dissing n shit
this thread can't grow without mi-mi-mi.
All your petty lil comments aboot spellin and stuff
see what good that was? eh?
probably not huh? shit for brains.

Good morning buddy.
Are you guys still in your bed?
Hey, get up, take a shower, have breakfast and talk to me!

not here...

Shit! I stayed up all night.
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night everyone!

Whot d'ye meen?

I caan't figure whot d'ye meen.

A fogot "owt", y'know.

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　　,,　,,　　ﾞﾞﾞﾞ"""　 ,┻　　　丶 ノ、ノ

what happened to you? >>781

FUCK ME IN THE GOATSE.CX

forgot about tis thread man
hah ha
never mind
とりあえず age.

Goooooooooooooooooooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaaaam!!!

salvage

people here drive in the center of the lane at 20 miles below
the speed limit pissing others off.
asshole like you should take the bus.

Hi,
Does anybody hang around here...?

>>788

fuck you asshole

Don't wanna chat with a junior-high sucker like you.

oui

fuck all mother fuckin' fuckers who wanna pin your ass and put
you in a fuckin drawer! fuck them all up the anus with a god
damn shovel ! fuck all governments ! anarchy ! fuckin' fuck!
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!

Motherfuckin Americans go back home and fuck your mama aight?
Everytime I see you guys on the street
Makes me wanna puke.

英語力ないのに英語で意思の疎通をはかるスレ
http://ex.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1020136172/l50

Say hello to a lot of ラウンジpeople!

>英語力ないのに英語で意思の疎通をはかるスレ
This thread is no different.

US of fuckin A

Hi, you guys are on a long way down to the bottom of hell!
Good for you!

>>797
英語力ないのに英語で意思の疎通をはかってる？（藁

>>792
Its easy to ask for anarchy when you are safe at home well fed playing with the computer that mommy bought you.

>>798
That's what I'm here for. What else?

agege

Goode day, awricke men!
Is some heer?

Un the post, the I isent had, had I one missneem.
It do me lyde.

Gode day, æuric men!
Wæron sume here, ðat mai English speeken?
Na man ne mai ne can English speeken?

I have about ten grams of potassium cyanide.
I mix it your meal in dinner tomorrow.

Which university did ひろゆき attend?

>>1〜806
Itteyoshi!

HiroyukiはKitaAkabaneにLiveしてます。

hiroyuki は sonshi に poa されます。

Do you Know Akabane in Tokyo.

Akabane〜=Hiroyuki〜→２channel

Shikabane not Akabane

Akabane is birth place of 8○3.←its a joke.

Now I clearly declear the definition of the word "itte-yoshi!!"
I automatically translate "Itte-yoshi!!" into "May the death be with you!!"

I want your voices for my definition.
Please comment on it.
Thank you.

>>814,
Your translation is very dignified.
It sounds like a Shakespearean play.

I thought it is like "Die idiot!"

>>815
Thank you for your reply.

By the way, your translation is simple!
You said mine sounds like a Shakespearean play.
But I think yours would rather sounds like it than mine.
Shakespearean plays have a lot of such words like "You, asshole!" or "Drop dead".
(At first sight, I misread your expression as "Dies Irae"!!)

Hi everyone!
I want to improve my English.
I think one of the best way to improve English is to write English sentences every day.
So, this thread is very good for me.
Thanks.

Die Fuckin Putos

"May the death be with you!"
"Up yours!!"

Your　Mom

>>817

the best way to get back at american big business is to buy a
sex doll that looks like an alien that was made in a sweatshop
in japan by some little kid.

Thank you for the quick reply.
I wonder kunnys' 愛貧 method is not a real one.

The method called 愛貧 is a NETA.

Kunnys is a professor but does not work at all.
He spend most of his time in writing shit comments in this boad.

Fuckin' go away!

Come away!

I'd like to lick Rie's vagina!!
Rie is a Howdy receptionist!!

hot hot!

Where is Yoshinoya in English?

Hello, is anyone here?

i feel sleepy. i'll brush my teeth.

I have passed Pre-2nd grade English test.
I am going to try 2nd grade English test.
I have to study hard.

it's a pity that today is a rainy day.
i'm going to go shopping Maru-building that is renewed yesterday.
i'm interested in Maruzen bookshop. :)

What a pity, it's raining.
I'm going shopping at the Maru Bldg. which reopened yesterday after a major renovation.
I'm curious about the Maruzen bookstore, if it has changed any.

>>834
Thank you for your correcting.

>>814

X "May the death be with you!!"
O "May death be with you!!"

Hi, I found an interesting site i've ever seen.
It's very useful. Check it.

http://www.geocities.com/dudeman_japan/index.html

http://www.geocities.com/dudeman_japan/jpn_express9.html

age

hey yo brother!!

show me ya sista!!

Is there anyone who lives in foreign country?

age

>>840 America

>>842
You live in the US?
Highly doubtful.
IN THIS CASE, people in North America wouldn't say "America".
Preferably, "States", "the US", "the United States" or so on.
It doesn't seem you really live in North America.
You actually live in Japan, don't you?

>>843
serious response to a joke, you funny.

>>844 It wasn't a joke.

Most Americans call themselves Americans and say they live in America.
Most news organizations say "United States."
Most limeys and their slaves in Australia say "The States"

I am just learning the nuances of 2ch speak, but I think the appropriate
thing for me to write now is "YO!"

It is common knowledge The People who live in North America wouldn't say "America".

>>846

What would a DQN like you know?

Are you trying to start a fight?

nothing particular

Let's chat in English.

anybody here?

ME!!!

What are you doing now?

Making spaghetti

Are you cooking?

This conversation is becoming like something in newcrown....

Is anybody here?

I'm going to see "The Ring" today.
Sadako's name was changed to Samara.
Also, I heard, there was a story added that involved horses.

Have you seen the movie?

No, it opens tommorrow.

I have read about it though.

Why were the contents understood?
Where was prior information known?

I see.

Even so, this thread should not
continue for a long time, either.

Do Japanese people dislike South Koreans?
However, why is it so offensive?

There is too much acting in a play of its own writing.

HIRAHIRA・・・
Hello, I am a dead leaf.

The empty in the 2CH was danced, and it rode on the wind in the 2CH,
and has traveled from
http://sports2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance2/1032376264/l50
It dances and the number of the threads which fell is 35th here.
And I am waiting for thefollowing　wind.

I'm sorry!
I cannot understand English! It does not know whether
English currently written now is right...(´Д｀；)
(I think absolutely that it is full of mistakes･･･)

age

>>865
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1034508881/

go! go! kareha! winds of god!!（ｗ

>>865
Get back, get back ♪
Get back to where you once belonged ♪

Hey Wasup People?
Does anyone here actually speak decent English?

>>867
The wind came━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!
Thank you！I can return to a hometown after a long time（ｗ

The wind blew.
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1034508881/
↑I leave for this place.
I had an English dictionary and was good...
(　´∀｀)Good bye！
　　　　　　　　　　　　　HIRAHIRA〜

As a native speaker, I can say that >>865 's English was so unbearable
that I think it can be considered an act of terrorism.

I will report this to President Bush immediately!

Go ahead and report, Mr. Englishman!!
What makes you declare that you are a native speaker anyway?

Save the world, save the thread!

what 'iggy ' stand for ?

I study English.
fight!fight!me!

up up!

sage sage!

up up!

top of the thread

What the fuck is up with you.

You Japanese fucks need to get a life and stop trying to learn english

>>880
Why don't YOU get a life? Get lost!

I don't mind saying that you'd better go .

How often do you have your hair cut ?
Is it early to go to a barbershop once a month ?

I am Engish learning beginer ; therefore I would be sorry If
my English was incorrect .

As a matter of fact,I hate hair cut.
I go there only once a few month.
The reason why I hate a barber is smell.
That makes me sick!

Yeah, I agree.
But having no hair cut for a few months is as sick as that smell, isn't it?

だったら髪切に行けよ！

Yall meat eating barbalians smell like shit.

i mean barbarians on the black ships

昨日、中学生の彼女とSEXしてきました。

will i lose my dignity?
will someone care?
will i leave tomorrow
from this night mare?

Bullshit...

bullshit

Let's talk in English.

Is anybody here?

hai! hello!

HELLO!
FUCK YU!
WHY DONT YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME?

hello! I can speak English a little.
My place is colder and colder.
How about your home ?

>>897
ALL YOU BITCHES TALK ABOUT WEATHER ONLY.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　I'll be back.

900　

hi! anybody here?

ya!

sup everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! （　´ー｀）
chatter in english huh... lol
>>898 wtf is wrong with talking about the weather? こっちも寒いよ〜〜〜〜

damn... this sucks

>>898
When you open up a conversation with strangers,
you'll find "weather" quite safe as its subject.
You'd better avoid talking about Politics, Religion,etc.

When you talk to strangers
I think you sholu avoid " had better ".

>>905
Oh,Thank you very much indeed.

You'd better avoid "had better"

>>907
Are you trying to be funny?



EAT SHIT!

i am fat man. aha?

Oh,shit! my!oh!my!

i could speak english!

This thread is a typical example to show the fact that
whichever language you choose to talk,
you cannot make sanse when you know nothing.

>>911
Of course I can't make "sanse", because I don't know what it is.

It doesn't make sanse.

さんせ？

なぜわざわざここで英語チャット？
わけわからん
チャットサイトなら国内国外問わずいくらでもある。

I am a native English speaker trying to Learn Japanese
so that I can communicate on 2ch.

Here is what I have learned so far:

死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね
死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね
死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね死ね
死ね死ね死ね死ね死ねＹＯ！ＤＱＮ！ﾊｱﾊｱ!ｷﾀ!クソスレ
I want to grill you for about an hour...
さいたま！！！！

Do you think that is enough?

>>916
Perfect!
LMAO

oh dingers are maggot.
why you're eating shit? yey!
Little maggots, Let's have a ball with loaf around.

holy dogshit!

誰か、次スレたてて。

Are you still in London? Is She fine?

Chatter in English (Part 2)
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/

（＾＾）

（＾＾）

age

the red box on a pink box

have to go through parklot

次スレへ移行済みです。

Chatter in English (Part 2)
http://academy.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/

次スレへ移行済みです。

Chatter in English (Part 2)
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/

（＾＾）

（＾＾）

http://life.fam.cx/

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ ぬるぽ（＾＾）

Hello everyone.

I hate Mr.Yamazaki.

I highly recommend NOVA without any doubt.

NOVA is one of the best English conversation school in Japan.
Everybody has to know it.

Des anybody know how Mr.Yamasaki is doing lately?

Excuse me, I've just made a typing error.
Let me correct it.

>Does anybody know how Mr.Yamasaki is doing lately?

外人の講師にこのスレみてたら大笑いしてた。
似非英語だから笑えるんだって。

>940
Then, show me what U can do here.

>>940
Say something in English, please.

I've just eaten curry rice for lunch.
I'm crazy about curry rice.
I'm a sort of curry funatic.(I'm not sure if this expression makes sense or not.)

Where are you from?

I can go where I came from

>>945
Where are you from?

Mars.

I am an agent of the planet NIBIL.
One must care about electro magnetic wave.

>>946
He/she came from the womb.

>>948
Do you know anything about the scalar wave?

I wish I knew! >950

>>947
Mars? That's great.
Do they have piercings?

No, they have lots and lots of chocolate candies. Yummy!

Mars candy? Yummy!

Suck thread.

me likey!

Oh,my got!
Where....my money....

I've got, and you're not getting it back!

Posession is 90% of the ownership. Too bad, loser!

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Thank you in advance for sucking my dick.

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Typhoon is a violent tropical hurricane that occurs ih the western Pacific.

Foreigners must go home.

Japan is for the Japanese only.
Except for some foreigners who can contribute to our society,
they must go home.

>>966
What do you mean, foreigners?
Illegal immigrants, you mean?

>>967
You are 966, aren't you?

>>968
yes. Th

>>968
look at here.

http://www.nsjap.com/main.html

The typhoon has gone. But still cloudy today.

Hey what`s new? Here, they putted on the air this new program where this very beautiful women take their clothes for every 3 bad jokes someone tells, and the most strange thing is that they pass it on tv at 6:00 pm so kids also see it. Strange huh?

the worst thing is that they don´t censure it, i never knew such kind of programs could be passed on Tv at such early time in my country

What do you think of that?

It seems like rainy season has already begun in Honshu island in Japan.

Once upon a time...

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Pretty tired today. Good night everyone.

How are you guys?

HOW!