English only in this thread.

start!

終了！

>>2
Do you understand the title ?

НУРУПO

What cards do you have?

>>5
I have Mc.donalds joy club card with JCB.

>>6
Oh! How nice it is. I'm loving it. :-)
Why do you chose that international brand?

We are prohibited from converting into cash with credit card.

You is a big fool man.
Hahahaha.

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Step Up to Visa Gold
With Visa Gold, enjoy greater purchasing power and a greater range of services and benefits than any other gold cards available,
including emergency card replacement and emergency cash advances.

As a Visa Gold cardholder, you enjoy a high spending line typically over US$5,000, a revolving line of credit, emergency card
replacement, and cash disbursement services when you are traveling. In addition, you enjoy travel accident insurance,
medical and legal referral and assistance, and toll-free access to the Visa Emergency Assistance Center 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.

Copyandpaste is bored.

You all a　Crazy bored with the someone's tedious talk.
I have a Gold Shakuhachi Card.

What merits do the Gold Shakuhachi Card?

What merits do the Gold Shakuhachi Card have?

Merit is Syakuhachi shop waiting time ruduction.
And Golden tecnique lady hospitality.
regards!

よくはずかしくもなくこんな厨房英語かけるね

おまえらの
ち　ん　け
な
人生に乾杯

特に１６なんて恥ずかし杉

>>17-19
OK! So, in English please.

What a shameful English you all write!

A toast is given to your tiny life.

>>21
shamefulなんてつかわないＹＯ
もうはずかしいからやめれ

Especially, '16' is shameful.

>>23
OK, in English please.

まるでｍﾀﾝ英語だな（爆

>>26
OK, in English please.

ex. Like a MAMETAN-English, ah...

I want to get a credit card for the first time.
What card do you recommend?

??? ?? ???
??? ???, ????, e-card, ??, PC ????? ????.

いつまでやってんだ？
文字化けまでしちゃって

>>28
Orico card OK?

>>28
J!C!B!
J!C!B!

ｳﾞｧｶばっかやな

Hi folks, howdy?
I've got very rare creditcard. At this time, I can provide you a special one.
Very rare.
Call now!

where do i call? ha?

Ｍﾀﾝがたてたのこのスレｗ

who?

Ikkatusinnjya is kitigai.hahaha!

>>38
Is he ropassumah? the same person?

Long long ago, there is a long slope in EDO.

>>38-39
なにわけわかんねぇこといってんだ？

>>28
It is because from what purpose you make a credit card.

>>41
Do you understand the title ?

>>42
because of?もまえほんとｳﾞｧｶ杉
It depens uponにきまってんだろ
もう消えろ

>>43
because fromなんて書く香具師にいわれてモナー

>>44
I can't understand you. In english please.

understand youなんていわないつうの

>>44
depensなんて単語がない

depends uponだろ

>>44
depens? What do you mean?

４４はそもそも日本語ができてない

typoだったわかってて突っ込んだ上にＷｈａｔ do you mean？かＹＯｗ

Hey!
You're the NullPointerException.
Right?

NULL POINT EXCEPTION HANDLER ERROR

>>53
ちゃんと単語を区切れ。
中1でもわかるぞ。

>>53
Gattttt!!!!

Do you know me?

↑もうネタがあんまりにもｱﾌｫらしくて
引っ張れないんだからやめなよ

warata!

>>55
There's no reason why we should insert the space character between each word.
Respect our policy in advance!

↑なんだどっかから取ってきてつけたような英文ばっかなの藻前？

This card is the property of the issuer and must be returned upon request.
For 24-hour world wide services, please call the following nurupoes.

>>61
hey, fuck u!!!
asshole, jap!
yellow monkey!

>>62
You'll get the special gift "Gaxtu" from NULL POINTER EXCEPTION CORP.
See you.

>>63
ｳﾞｧｶ丸出し英語だね

最強は
You is big fool man

One peeps at the heavens through the pith of a reed.

ttp://www.engrish.com/

>>65
how small your cock is!!

＞＞６９ 藻前中学生でもそんな英作文せんぞｗ

>>70
だからそういう趣旨のスレなの

hahaha, hisshidana.

I like onani- very much

I love a book in vinyl definitely.

>>66
I think so. He is a foolish fellow.

Psychiatric patient's ρﾊﾟｽ(ﾟдﾟ)ｳﾏｰ.

up

Mastercard can be used in Olynpic Village?

ＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ　

>>78
How come you say so?

(？？？=？？？？) ？？？？？= ？？ ？？？？ ？？ ？？？(？？？？)？ ？？？？？？ ？？？？ ？？ ？？？？ ？？？？.

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？？？？ ？？？ ？ 1？？ ？？？ 1？ ？？？ 4？ ？？？ ？？？.

1？？？ ？？ ？？？ ？？？(2？)？ ？？ 1？？？ ？？？？？ ？？？？ ？ ？？？ ？？？？ ？？？ ？？？ ？？？？ ？？ 1？？？？？ ？？？ ？？？(？？？)？ 6-1？ ？？？ ？？？？.

>>80
because it is said V is the only official card

it is said。。。アヒャヒャ

JCB is the only official card in Desneyland but we can use V, M, D, AX.
Is that same case?

>>82
Oh! I didn't know that!!

>>84
What is Desneyland?

Il y a une valeur qui ne peut pas etre encourue avec de l'argent.
Par La Carte Master.

american express card

Don't get out if you forget card.

>>87
You can't use French in this thred.

I know Disneyland,but I've never heard Desneyland.

there are some things you can't buy.
for everything else there's MasterCard.

>>90
There are 185 Desneyland in google. hahaha!

http://www.google.co.jp/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=ja&lr=lang_ja&q=Desneyland.

Fuck！

↑んなこといわんから
夏休みもうすぐ終わりだろ？ハヤイとこ宿題やっちまえよ坊主

>>91
You've never been there!!

up

To all employers:

Please ask "Would you like your receipt in the bag, or with you?" before you give a receipt to the customer.
If you are not asking, don't give me receipt with the change. I prefer to have receipts in the bag to receive changes much easier.

Full I care car was to be come me is not.
Translate above sentence into Japanese.

>>98
Oh! It's Issa. DuPump!

100

Dont' Unko.

...VOW

You people know well at about Credit Card.
Because each everyone of you pay EVERYDAY.
You all Payer.

HAHAHA!
Nice to see you, 2channeller!
What's up?

>>103
They are pedalling the bicycle, and seems to be very very busy.

>>103
What " Nice to see you "??
You want say "Nice to meet you" or "See you later"....?

Relief changes to confidence.
by American Express Card.

I play onani- everyday

>>107
Do you use KATAKURIKO-X?

>107
Did you want to write this?
I'm doing masturbation every day.

I masturbate everyday with amex centurion.

111☆

>>110
Would you make love with me?

up

up

We are the Warrd.

This thred is very popular in credit board.

>>111
warata

the card is gey

>>118
Why do you think so?

okey oh what the word for...
ah plz kiss my ass & lov 4u

NO KIDDING!

Oh! amex is beri- nice!

sorry i hav a beri bad mental problems.
yes, anex and dainars are very coool
okk so ! see ya!

okk u have a good mentalism
and i kill for u and i have a big nipples with small tits

AMEX IS VERY COOL?
NO!! NO!! DINERS-CARD IS THE BEST.
AMEX IS THE CARD JUST FOR POOR

ok

ＤＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＨＡＶＥ　ＣＩＴＩＢＡＮＫ　ＣＡＲＤ？

ＰＯＰＯＰＯ．

．．

2 bytes caractors are prohibited in this thred

WAY?

caractors
caractors
caractors
caractors
caractors

thred

boku no musuko ha dekai yo!

ＯＲＥ　ＮＯ　ＭＯ　ＭＡＫＥＴＥＮＡＩ　ＹＯ！

．．

can't see

>>128

Ｉ　ＣＡＮ’Ｔ　ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＡＩＤ．

．．

u are jap ?!? geragera

↑This man is Zapanese.

ＫＩＭＯＯＴＡ　ＢＡＫＫＡ　ＫＯＪＩＫＩ　ＨＡ　ＫＩＥＲＯ ＹＯ
ＶｉｚａＭａｓｔａｒＡｎｅｘＤｉｎａｒｓＪＴＢ

nono ! i m from china !
ive no visa no passport im from chosen missile

See YA MAN!

You are very stupid !

mai kurejitto kado izu takefuji masutakado.

>>142
Do you enjoy "Syncronized Love"?

Let's Gyo!

>>143
ies, i enjoi jo rinoie.

鼬買い
ENGLISH板に(・∀・)ｶｴﾚ!

>>146
I don't speak Japanese.

ai donto supiiku japaniizu, too.

you aiso go back to englishboard too.
we enjoy talking about credit card with broken
english.
nobody can understand our english but 2channeller.

This thread is finished !!

Now start.

GO!

get out of here.
and forget AmericanExpressCard.

disu izu a pen.

ＧＥＴ　ＵＰ！　ＧＥＴ　ＵＰ！　ＧＥＴ　ＵＰ！　ＧＥＴ　ＵＰ！

ＢＵＲＮＩＮＧ　ＨＥＡＲＴ(・◇・)ゝ

。。

ingurisshu!

up

Dekakeru tokiwa, Zuwaigani.

nomi ni itte kuru yo!

1000get

>>158
Do you nomi?

Asa okitara dekkaku natteta yo!

Oh! You have Big Peni(ry

Shiitsu wo yogoshite gomennasai.

I cannot forgive you.

Pantsu wo yogoshite gomennasai.

BODY FEEL EXIT

Chase the chance

Don't wanna cry

Kyan yu serebureito

sage

age

Sweet 19 Blues

ＷＡＲＯＴＡ

I was in AIFUL.


AIFUL=shit

up

up


I hope writing by someone.

Oh! Dan! TechnoVoyager
Oh! Dan! TechnoVoyager
Help Me, Help Me, Help Me, Help Me!

>>177
No one can help you.
Sorry!

>>178
Not at all. thx

up

You is a big fool man. hahaha

I is super hacker !

I is super fucker !

be動詞をまともに使えないやつは書き込むな

>>184
You is a fool man ?

>>184
Do you understand?
You never come here.

>>183
I is　ってなんだよｗｗｗ

I is English specialist.

We'd better talk about creditcards.

日本では日本語が公用語です。

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　以　上

>>190
You don't need coming here.
No Japanese!
Go out！

You should use English here.


Ok…let's talk about "credit" .

We did this session with Jane Darling on the day before her wedding.
We almost didn't get a session with here because she told us that she was too busy preparing for her wedding.
Rarely do we beg, but we told her that she would be in and out fast.
So, she agreed.
Christopher Streams dumped his thick man mustard inside her pussy so that her new husband could have sloppy seconds on their wedding night.

This am a pen.

Maybe…this story is erotic one,isn't it?

I like the story like this.

But,we have to talk about CREDIT here by using English.

sorry… I mistaked.
for>>192

I like nullpo.

>>187

I is 9th Alphabet.

>>196

GA!

Let's say "Ｓｕｍｉｔｏmo Mitsui VISA card!! Best credit card! Best VISA card!"

>>199
booooooo!

VISA was born in the USA

>>196
What's mean of "nullupo"?
Please show me….

"Nullupo" means NULL pointer.
I don't know the detail.

We must say "gat!", if someone say "nullpo" in 2channel.

銀行系カードをお勧めする。
銀行系なら還元率も高く、年会費無料のやつもある。
日本全国どこへ引越ししても作ったことを後悔することはない。
マイペイす、ジザイル、あるばらの3つをお勧めしたい。
俺なら、マイペイすとあるばらを同時に申し込みます。

スーパーやデパート発行の流通系は、特定の店で特定の日にしか安くならない。
還元率も0.5%でごく普通。年会費や保険料を取るところもある。
せっかく限度額を多くなるまで育てたのに、引越しで役に立たなくなることもある。
ただセゾンアメックスは会費がアメックスプロパーと比べて安いので、海外用に申し込みたい。

>>205
You are 4980, aren't you?

↑我不会汎語...sorry
>>190
2ch servers are located in United States.

>>206
No.
I am Daddycool.

Here is the fuckin' Internet.

Mitsui Sumitomo KASA card

笠笠w

I love Suica no aru TOKYO.

Chinpo no saki ga itai desu.

null poinper

>>214
Bang!!

Let's go to DAIEI store with OMC card tomorrow.
We will get 5%off and 4 bonus point.

ＭＩＴＳＵＩ　ＳＵＭＩＴＯＭＯ　ＶＩＳＡ　ＣＡＲＤ

さあ、皆さんもご一緒に！

ＭＩＴＳＵＩ　ＳＵＭＩＴＯＭＯ　ＶＩＳＡ　ＣＡＲＤ

ＳＭＣ

>>205

「本格翻訳３」による英訳
（改行以外は全く手を加えていない）
２千円のソフトにしてはＧｏｏｄだと思う。

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銀行系カードをお勧めする。
銀行系なら還元率も高く、年会費無料のやつもある。
日本全国どこへ引越ししても作ったことを後悔することはない。
マイペイす、ジザイル、あるばらの3つをお勧めしたい。
俺なら、マイペイすとあるばらを同時に申し込みます。

スーパーやデパート発行の流通系は、特定の店で特定の日にしか安くならない。
還元率も0.5%でごく普通。年会費や保険料を取るところもある。
せっかく限度額を多くなるまで育てたのに、引越しで役に立たなくなることもある。
ただセゾンアメックスは会費がアメックスプロパーと比べて安いので、海外用に申し込みたい。
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It recommends a bank type card.
The restoration rate, too, is high about the bank type and there is a free fellow with annual dues, too.
It never regrets making various part of Japan wherever it moved.
It wants to recommend three which are my salary す, ジザイル, some ばら.
I apply for some ばら at the same time in case of being in my salary.
The circulation type supermarket OBJ DO and which is published by the department store becomes
inexpensive only the specific day at the specific shop.
Restoration rate, too, just usually by 0.5 %
There is a place to take an annual dues and insurance, too.
To have nourished the allowed limit specially until it increased, it sometimes becomes useless by the move, too.
Only, because the membership fee is inexpensive compared with Amex's being adequate,
saison Amex wants to apply for the foreign countries.

１行目からしてダメな悪寒

２１９で訳した英文を、今度はそのまま逆方向（英→日）に変換してみた。

アメックスの年会費は適正なんだと。

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それは銀行タイプカードを推奨します。
復元レートも銀行タイプについて高く、また年会費を持つ自由な人がいます。
たとえ、それがどこに動いても、それは決して日本の様々な部分を作るのを後悔しません。
それは、私の給料す、ジザイル、あるばらである3を推奨したい。
私は私の給料にいる場合に同時にあるばらを申し込みます。
循環タイプスーパーマーケットOBJ DOおよびデパートにより出版されることは特定の店で特定の日にだけ安価になります。
まさにあまりにも通常0.5%復元レート
また年会費と保険をとる場所があります。
それが増大するまで特別に許された限界を助長したとは、それは時々また移動によって無駄になります。
単に、会費がAmexが適正なのに比べて安価なので、saison Amexは、外国を申し込みたい。

sudenly, changed to DASURE

翻訳機なんか使ってる馬鹿は負け組
厨房からやり直せ

Can you understand English?

>>223
Come andate?

Thank you very mach for using the JAL flight.

up!

I wanna get enta card of UCS.
I wonder how long does it take to get.

Amtrak Guest Rewards MasterCard Credit Card

Let's earn FREE travel on Amtrak!

I am aGirl
BERY GOOD! 豊巻

オマエラ、こんなとこで下手な英語披露してないで、ホンマもんの米語をマスターしたかったらＣＦＪかＧＥの本社に行ったらどうだ？
総て米語で会話してるらしいぞ。

あっ、ハングルだったら我がアイ○ル本社ね。
ﾌﾝﾀﾞﾗﾊﾗﾝﾀﾞ､ﾌﾝﾀﾞﾗﾊﾗﾝﾀﾞ､ﾌﾝﾀﾞﾗﾊﾗﾝﾀﾞ

I had worked in AIFUL.I already quit the job.
This company is maniac.(like North Korea)
My boss was Korean Japanese…orz．

My co-workers like sexeal issue.
Everyone enjoy sex,in our office,outside of office and porno club.
And,I made love with my senior.

orz…

up!

Ist es hier verboten auf Deutsch zu sprechen?
Ich glaube, die Leute, die nur Englisch sprechen, koennen keine
Kreditkarten haben. Die Auslaender, die langezeit in Japan wohnen,
haben Schwierigkeit. Also ist es nicht moeglich, glaube ich.

age

What do you think about the problem in a credit card field?

↑IT'S TOO ORDINARY A QUESTION
SO I'D LIKE TO IGNORE IT...

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UP!

Can I pay by creditcard?

(´ー｀)♪

(￥△￥;)
UP！

I got creditcard.It is a recent story.
It is very glad. Do you understand?

>>242
No,I don't.
Is your card saying that it is thrilled to be in your wallet or something?

HAHAHA…

(≧ε≦)UP!

MONA〜

No one come here…(;_;)

Hi guys!

Is it this place who talk with credit card?
Who act something like as GONZO Card CM?

.

sage

I am a pen!

ACOM MasterCard
Promise JCB Card
AIFUL MasterCard
TAKEFUJI TAKE BigSeven MasterCard

pom pom pochomkin

I am sorry to have to inform you that because of a change in credit policies,
I cannot extend credit to you as I have in the past.

SUMITOMO MITSUI VISA CARD

poinyo

G★A

I am VISA CARD Folder

>>259
Not "Folder" but "holder", right?

Herats! da-l-e-s! baby!!
It's Hearts! da-l-e-s! baby!!

official site
http://www.heartsdales.net/

>>260
No!!
I am Folder5!!

このスレ爆笑
必死だなw

↑さあ、英語で言ってみよう！！

:)

飲ま飲まｲｪｲ

seems not-a-very-popular thread...

SUMITOMO MITSUI VISA CARD

　=^ェ^=

I am Morihiroyuki of CFJ.
The management section head had been and the secretary-general of the
labor union also was doing now.
The superior in the company praises it very much.
Please look at the thread of CFJ.

I love you

my name is crazy,　韻踏みまくりのmotherfucker!!

annul

What's 'POIN-YO' mean?

なんのパーティー？
俺もいれて！

sage

It proposes retiring to good-for-nothing Masashi Ito.