There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb. You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling. Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?
Answer: Three.
There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.
>>10 It is pointless. Being killed or committing suicide is useless. You will end up in the same place either way, and compared to the age of the world, in about the same time. Just live your life, until it ends, that is your only purpose.
>>13 Thanks Jim. Always I would like to change my life.I was a darts player. Do you know "Phill Taylor"? He is required by a lots of darts player,me too. Though my right hand had broken by motorbycicle. Now,my hobby is 2ch. So thank you. See you.
>>14 Motorbikes can cause big trouble. I had a motorcycle when I was 18. Then a couple of years ago, I bought one. I crashed it the first time I rode it. I ended up giving that bike to my brother in law. がんばります
A man was released from Prison after 20 years. The warden gave him a suit of clothes and $100. The first place he went was the whore house. He had not been with a woman for 20 years. He walks into the whorehouse and the Madam asks him what kind of service he would like. He says as much as $100 will give him. She said it would not get him much, but he could get a penguin for $100. Not knowing what a penguin was he says "Yes, give me a penguin." She takes his money, and leads him into a room. A pretty girl enters the room in lingerie, and says unzip your pants. He unzips his pants and lets them fall to the ground exposing his genitals. Then she turns around and says "good bye" He chased after her as fast as he could with his pants just above his shoes.
* 1. u all racist * 2. u pale as hell * 3. u fuckin stupid * 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb * 5. ur fat * 6. u look like marshmellows * 7. u look like gluesticks * 8. u close minded * 9. u jus straight up bitch * 10. u make me sick * 11. u all like fishin for sum reason * 12. u all have dogs * 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human * 14.u look ugly as hell * 15.u a disgrace * 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont * 17. u all got faggot ass voices * 18. u speak like british ppl * 19. u all gay * 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative
achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as
some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of
claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War,his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin
Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White
House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning,then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the fall election, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.
hey /b/. I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags". Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power. Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious business.
I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today: A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.
/b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts, nothing more.
> 1. The aim of this report is not to question or to fight a belief ? the right to freedom of belief does not permit that. The aim is to warn against certain tendencies to pass off a belief as science. It is necessary to separate belief from science. It is not a matter of antagonism. Science and belief must be able to coexist. It is not a matter of opposing belief and science, but it is necessary to prevent belief from opposing science.
Stopped reading there.
There is NO evidence of evolution. It is a belief. Objective science doesn't support evolution no matter how many frauds and hoaxes are fabricated to support evolution. The truth always trickles out.
Life doesn't just happen. That alone totally defies the Laws of Science.
The Judeo Christian G-D, made it happen. G-d is the Author of all science. It is no coincidence that leading evolutionists are atheists. THAT is by design. These atheistic evolutionists do not find G-d acceptable in their premises. Their premise is that there is NO G-D. Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.
By the way, once I've met a NZer who belonged to the NZ air force. He said, "I've been to Okinawa with my plane. Took about 30 hours." But I wondered how he could do that. Because kiwi can't fly.
A : Is this a pen? B : No, that is an apple. A : Oh! sorry, apple...this is an apple... B : Yes, that is an apple. A : By the way, is this a pen? B : No!!! That is an apple!! A : Oh! sorry! This is an apple!! B : Yes, good. you are smart. good..good. A : Yes, this is an apple...But is this a pen? B : Nooo!!! that is an apple!! apple!! apple!!! A : OK!! this is a pen!!! pen!!! pen!!! B : NOOOOOOOOO!! NO!!!!! Fuck!!! apple!! apple!! apple!!! this is an apple!!!!! A : Fuck!!This is Fucking pen!! pen!! Fuck pen!!
(Secretary helps her boss's new computer setup) Secretary: Boss, your current password is expired. You need new one. Boss: Ah, new one...please set as "penis". *grinning* Secretary: ...Ok, let me see... *sigh* Comuture: Your password is invalid, its too short. Secretary:*grinning*
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint...my...house."
American: wanna go KFC? Australian: Fuck negative, I dont want to go there!!! American: hmmm? why you get so anger, bro'? Australian: Korean Fuckin' Country
Mr. anonymous, nobody wants to hear your /b/-level garbage.
By the way, 4chan's /v/ thinks 2ch's video game board is spot-on about why the video game industry is failing. You think we like over-saturation of military FPS games and moe pig crap? Hell no. We hate mobile games with a passion, and it makes us sad to see kids playing with smartphones instead of Gameboys. Most of us just want a return to smaller game budgets from the late 1990s, but Hollywood is investing in radical feminist garbage because they have nothing else. By the way, I'm enjoying my PS Vita. If only there were some good platformers for the system other than Gravity Rush and Tearaway. It's a fun little device, and I like putting movies on it. That screen is really pretty.
Don't talk to them. We can't corrupt their pure Nihongo spirit with our filthy, disgusting gaijin ways. Not until we learn how to fold steel one thousand times to make a comparable kay-tana, as the prophecies have foretold.