Hai ! I'm American MOJO !

How are you ?

I am sleepy

>>1　｢Hai!｣
外人　｢oh｣
外人　｢miss spell｣
外人　｢Hi!｣
>>1　｢Hi!｣
外人　｢good！｣

Hai!

MOJOrican

ヘーベルハウスのAA↓

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JOMOかと思った

ｓcary　cheerleader

(´公｀) Ugly pig！

Fack you!

Arg
i have 2 take a test on Spanish tmr but have done totally done nothing...
A stupid mojo...how worse can it get? >>1 help me!

>>3
Mmm i believe i have seen this text... is this a COPIPE?

>>13
yup
the "Hai!" part is supposed to be "fack you" on the original one

Mojo rules!! Hahaha

hannin wa yasu.

Is this a pen?
No, This is James.

it's funny!
mojo quality is not bad.

you all are so good at english

>>12
get on with your work instead of wasting time

what is tmr?
T.M.Revolution?

>>19
They really are.I was surprised.
Such a wasting of ability...
I just want them to teach me English.

tmr means tomorrow

>>23
oh, thank you

lol :D

never had a boyfriend

I'm sick

I really like USA:D

The winter storm closed New York area airports, stranding thousands of passengers on a busy Christmas weekend.

>>27
Flyleaf otsu.

I can do English writing better than speaking.That is because I have no friends talking to.

all hope is gone

nobody ask me out for the prom.

Oh, everyone here is good at writing English!
BTW, I can't stop eating.
How should I do?
I don't wanna weigh any more...X(

H…happy holidays！

Anyway have u ever been happy in holidays？
Me？YES！
Im singing ALONE AGAIN and its funny!
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I have headache‥
oh oh oh

please take care...

I'm ill mentally...

ふむふむここが4chか

Cold wind really hurts me... nothing hot really...

>>39
u are lucky to have time to do HOT 2ch, aren't u ?

bonsoir mojomoiselles!
il y a mojo francaise?

>>14
Oooooooh thank you!!
i got it!!:)))

>>41
tu es francaise!?
wooooow... mojomoiselle....
je suis americaine!
je ne parle pas francais...x((((

Even a convenience store clerk looks down on me...
He says thank-yous to everyone but me...

>>41
salut! tu parle francais!
le 2ch est tres utile...mais ce thread est pour mojos americaines...
c'est surechi, je suis desolee!
alor mojosmoiselles, bonne annee ;)

Hola amigas!
yo soy mojo.
como esta usted?

Wananchi wa Ivory Coast wameonekana kupuuza wito wa kushiriki mgomo wa kitaifa unaolenga kutatua mgogoro wa uchaguzi wa Urais uliofanyika nchini humo mwezi uliopita.

なんでみんな外国語書いてるの
頭よくなったの

Bonjour, mojomoiselles !!

我是日本人。
我吃喜？意大利面。

>>46
What language is this??

Does it eat my frankfurt? hahaha:-)

>>51
Ｆ＊ＣＫ！！！

I really admire multilingual people...
I only expected English-speaking people here, but actually found French-speaking, Spanish-speaking, and Chinese-speaking person too.
It's so cool!!

i wonder if i've witten in Dejima-ban

Hide from cheerleaders.

Next year of mojo, for mojo, by mojo

i am American MOJO
MOJO is so wonderful, beautiful and sooooooooooo awesome.....
Fuckin bitch

I can't understand why you all are MOJO!
You can speak English,French, even Spanish and Chinese!!
The only thing you need to do is just wearing your favorite clothes and going outside, I guess.
Don't be scared!

...Me? No, it's OK. I prefer staying in my room...

We're not bitches. We're beautiful mojo!
I've learned the other language. Now, all of knowledges flew away!!
See you, Spanish!

New Year's day is drawing closer!!
im gonna make OSECHI!

>>58
you'll see why I'm mojo if you look at me.hahaha...(sigh)

I sometimes google `never had a boyfriend' in English and French(jamais eu un copain).
I feel relieved when I know there're mojos in English and French speaking areas...

I'm sure we'll see MOJO in Oxfordｰdictionary soon！

nanikoko,warotaｗｗｗ

>>58
heeeey,u chicken!!!!!!
y dont u try it be4 suggesting us?

me? no,no,no.im too old to challenge new things.

This is a pen !!!

>>65
Gooood!!!!!
That…?

No! This is a train!!

>>64
Shut up fuckin' RIAJU!
In my opinion, the SHINMOs can't handle the words such a "be4", "u" or "r".
Of course, I've never used them.
So you must be RIAJU!

>>65
MOCHITSUKE!! (Translation: Make rice cake!)

>>69
warota
This is the best "resu" I've seen this month.

By the way, does anybody know the correct translation for words like resu, su-re, and no-nai kareshi?

>>70
I know some.
resu means response
sure means thread
nonaikareshi means ノン　愛　枯れ死

Ｉ am a boy!!!!!!!!!!

OMG... I took a mistake in my work yesterday so that have to go to office...
To make matters worse, I've no plan between end of year.
I want to die.

喪女的意思是没有男朋友的女孩子,
和男朋友一点也没関係,寂莫的人。
但是有幽黙感,好玩ル的人種。
別浪費時間,有夢想好好ル活下去。

このスレが今年で一番面白かった件

英語を勉強しようと思った

Now I'm reading a book written in English.
But it is very hard to read and understand for me.
Next year I want to English very hard!!

WTF!!!!

lol

lmao

>>70
nonai kareshi...imaginary boyfriend?

i spend loving winter holiday with HIM!!!

>>70
NO-NAI-KARESHI...
I checked it on my dictionary
then I found two suitable words, fantastic and romantic
both mean imaginary indirectly
but they sound better
therefore NO-NAI-KARESHI is a fantastic (or romantic) boyfriend!

>>81
What kind of imaginary boyfriend you have?

i want to kareshi！Wow！

i wanna improve my english skill...
so everyone please teach me english!
age!XDDD

>>85
I recommend that you get a penpal who lives in America or England.
Especially Snail mail. To write English by hand is important :)

What is this :)
face？ very cute！

ummmmm…(:3)rz

>>70
how about cyber bf or virtual one??

>>86
thanks for your advice!!XDDD
wow snail mail... nice idea!
btw this word reminds me of "the letter" in the series of "frog and toad"! hahaha
i love toad... he is sooooooo cute...
why isnt he my boyfriend??
why cant i go to 2d world???X(((

>>87
(:3)rz cuuuuuuute!!!!!

Surprisingly MOJOs command English... appearances can be deceiving...

>>90
MOJO have had nothing to do except of studying >MOJOs command English

Buon giorno!
Come sta?

>>83
my imaginary bf looks like Ryo Kase(Japanese actor!). he is smart and shy:)

what is yours like, mojosmoiselles?

Tumary,Eigoga dekitemo....oh...

>>92
Va bene!

Is it right？？
but in fact, I started to study only 3days before. so I can only lead alphabet in Italian.

>>91
ur opinion makes me sad... ya, i have neither hobby nor joy...
english textbook is my only pul＼(^o^)／

>>96
ooops!!
i made a mistake!!
×:pul→○:pal

トム:Is this pen?

ユキ:No, it isn't. This is MOJO.

トム:MO-what!?

ユキ:"MOJO".

トム:What do you mean?

ユキ:Well.., they are no smart, no boyfriend and anlucky.

トム:Oh〜, no..

○ unlucky
× anlucky

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heart and spirit are important than face.
I think so.

>>101
I think so too
but... my heart and spirit are worse than my face....
what should I do

>>102
that is easy.
you only decide to leave 2ch.

and stop complaining.

I love all MOJOs! <br> Happy New Year to you all!!

Best wishes for a happy new year :D

Happy new year!

>>106
Dont mind.

>98くはあっｗｗｗ

おっもしろいわぁ〜〜〜！！！！！ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

No guys send me a happy new year mail.
If I send that, will they response me?

i love this thred!!

i read your sentence with an electronic dictionary.

it is good study for me.

and i enjoy doing.


by-the-way…
my english ↑ is right??

>>109
I wonder u're mojo.

Daikichi come on…

Happy new year
I went to the house of relations. They all have already been married and some have children.
Only I have no steady person of reality.
I'm too old to say 'I have a boyfriend in the book.'
I love Professor S.Snape. XXX

hmm...i caught a cold.
i feel like throwing up:(

abc

Happy boy!!! Waaaaao!!!!!

>>114
take care

>>114
Take care.
I caught a cold too.
I have bad sore throat but I have to work.
Because I'm just a part-time worker. I wanna go home.

I go to bed.
good night everyone.
take care of yourself.

oh, there is a native english speaker here!
shes probably singaporian. how did you find out here?

I went to burgain sale.
There were too many people to find good clothes.
I came back home without buying anything.

But I was happy to see that
girls alone like me were more than REA-JU groups.
I didn't feel loneliness.

new hot carpet isnt hot...

>>121
Oh, you had good New Year’s day！
I envy you.

>>122
I’m sorry to read that...

There are many crazy people in 2ch.
I hate especially terrible mouth girls!
They always freak me out!

http://viploader.sa-kon.net/img72623.jpg

I'm HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm sure most of you guys have a experience to feel loneliness on Sunday.
What do you have a plan on every Sunday?
Me of course no. no I haven't.

I go outside soon though,

>>128
On every Sunday I do part-time jobs,sleeping,eating,and net-surfing.

>>129
How good Sunday
To make money is better than to spend a time in kind of solitude.
Same as well I gonna doing on internet.

Have a nice holiday all.

インド人は参加しちゃだめですか(^-^)/

>>131
That's fine you are welcome :D

you mojos enjoy 4chan?
if you understand english youd better to check it!

Hi, let me introduce my favorite site!
ttp://www.fmylife.com/
People are posting their tragic stories of the day.

Hi,unko tabetai

>>134
I had a good laugh at this site, Thanks a lot.

>>134
wwwww

＞Today, after being single for over a year,
＞and not having been noticed by any males or having any dates within that time
＞but staying positive that the right Guy will come along,
＞I got an email from Amazon recommending the book "love is dead".
＞I don't ever even browse Amazon. FML

It seems that there are a lot of women like us.
Sorry for posting twice.

Hi, I wrote 134.
>>136
I'm happy you love that site.
Apparently there lives a lot of mojos in the world.
We are the global standard!

were you watching 'MTV -My Life As Liz' on BS tv last year?
It was an american mojo's high school story. it was so fun and cute!
check it out!

>>139
it sounds like fun, but i cannot see BS tv...
can i rent the DVDs at neighbourhood TSUTAYA?
i'm interested in the american mojo.

I got tired of the study of English and SPI...

By the way, how is everybody studying English?
I can read English a little, but can't write English well...XO
I want to come to be able to write English well.

Hallo my slaves XD

Go to dejima!

American here. What's going on in this thread?
I will teach you the ways of English speaking!

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I'm just kidding.
Thank you.

dejima
http://toki.2ch.net/dejima/

why doesn't anyone notice the big mistke in the title?
I cannot stand.

>>147
I know the mistake, but it is no use pointing it out

We should be careful when we make new thread.

I like this mistake.
We, human, are to make a mistake.


...To be honest, only I use wrong words. I think if the thread has a error, my mistakes will be forgiven...

Those are real like the dialog in text book like.

It can't help it.
Most of Japanese have learned English as an ordinary study.
I used to use English at work and doesn't matter that I couldn't SPEAK in English.

>>147
Of course we know, but we daren't to mention it.
And >>3 already pointed it out.