mojos are cute.

aren't they?

hahaha.

>>1
Are you kidding?

shine kimobusu

mojo never die

mojo est tres belle
ques quelle belle

>>6
Japanese de ok

Incidentally age

nanda konosure
ukeru wwww

I take after Bob.

you're kidding!
Most of the Mojos are not pretty.
But I believe that their hearts must be very beautiful.

>>12
What you say is wrong.
Mojos' hearts must not be beautiful.
They hate real-ju and DQN.
Source is me.

Oh...I made a mistake.
×>>12
〇>>11

>>12
I think it's OK.
Mitsuo said,“because we are human.”

>>14
mitsuo!
how funny U are!lol

I am a pen.

orz…orz

Today meet sweets“laugh”
I'm so tired.Sweets“laugh”is very strong

mojo will save the earth.

cute mojo cute

Tom:You are so cute!
Reako:Thanks^^
mojo:…
Tom:Oh...mojo..You are..uh
mojo:…

i love mojo
i want mojo
i want to fuck mojo

mojo i want you
i will make you happy
trust me mojo
i love you

>>1
Lol Come on!
No kidding... xD

mojo
i love your face

huhiｗhuhihiｗｗｗ

My English is poor｡
So,I can't understand >>1｡

>>1
Do you think so really？
Then, marry me.
If it is true, you can marry me.
Isn't it？

>>16
Are you sharp pencil or ball pencil?
I like writing brush.

>>29
oh,You are wrong.
×sharp pencil
〇mechanical pencil
I was taught that in junior high school.

I am a princess of mojo

Why am I busu?
Kill me,please.

>>28
i love you

ｴｲｺﾞﾜｶﾗﾅｰｲ

Here is good thread.
age☆

unchisitayo

The cough doesn't stop.

>>37
Are you okay?
Hope you'll get better soon.

I might've caught a cold too :(
we gonna have to put Negi to our ass-hole HAHAHA

love you mojo

>>37
cute

>>1
Mojos grundlaggande ordforrad ordbildningsprinciper och i viss MOJO.
bojningar och litterara stil har paverkats kraftigt av kyrkslavisk
aen sprakform som utvecklats ur den sydslaviska fornkyrkoslaviskan(^-^)

スウェーデン語乙

>>41
what are you talking about
but i love you mojo

スウェ語には間違いないが、書いてある内容が意味不明。文法的には正しいけど。

>>44
you are smart mojo
i love you
i want to make love with you

You is cute.

is・・・！？

I mean You Hitoto(singer) is cute.

Serious response is not cool. :-)

I wanna suck your dick$

my cunt is getting wet！

mojo mojo mojo..

i'm ugly, sweaty, stinky, gloomy and weird.
i'm a mojo of mojo!
everybody say!
mojo! mojo!
mojo! mojo!

gaijin no kare ga hoshii.
JOMO!!!!!

mojo!mojo!jomo!mojojojo!!!

>>6
Je t'aime.Mojos sont jolies.

Que te gusta hacer,la mojos?

I know that "te" should be plural,
but I totally forgot what it was...

aha

日本語でおk

pretty mojo

yes

nimen duo shi konglong shiba
hao exin ne~ exin dao si

mojo love

wow english spam
wonderful

at first i thought you were talking about austin powers

what is austin powers?

The movie that uncool middle-aged spread man enjoy dancing, isn't it ?
Nevertheless I've never watch it ! haha

thanks pretty girl

We are the WORLD.
Mojos are the WORLD too.

How cute mojos are!

mojo is lovely

unko!

i love you all

i wanna die

mojos are kinda cool.

konosu re mendoku seee!!!

dejima-ita mitaida

Mojos?　Mojoes isn'it?

daijo-bu daijo-bu!!

Mojo,most people would turn you away.
i don't listen to a word they say.
they don't see you as i do.
i wish they try to.
i'm sure they think again
if they had a friend like Mojo
a friend like Mojo
like Mojo like Mojo

by Michael Jackson!

>>78
who the fuck are you?
what the fuck you talking about huh?

>>78
i love you pretty mojo

>>79
i'm >>78
what did you say?
what did >>79 mean?
i cant understand

mojo is cute

mojo

Oh No! Mojo!
Oh no more gimme gimme my soul

i don't wanna be an idol
i don't wanna be a user
i don't wanna be a hero
i don't wanna be a loser

I wanna be your dog

Exactly,Mojo is not a pretty woman.
Sometimes her face is called "Zannen",some heartless people laugh at her.
But I believe that she knows what is important in life.

"I'll be the sunlight in your universe."

Mojos are waiting for someone who say above.

If I could reach the star,pull one down for you.

No speak English!eigo,muridayo
konichiwa! Mojodayo

so get the fuck out of here this sun of a Mojo!!

nihongo de ok

love you mojo

>>86
It's wonderful!

i wish more japanese people became like you...

Spring has come.

I usually play tennis on Sunday.

Apparently

This is a pen.

hahaha

I LOVE MOM
I LOST MOM BY HER DEATH

SHE SAID [ I HAVE NEVER SAW SUCH BEAUTIFUL SKY! ]
[WHAT RED SKY IT IS ! ]

I WANT TO SEE THE SKY
BUT YET …

no way

Japanese,OK.

How do you survive this age ?
I think it's too hard to live.
I often fell anxiety about the future.
Someone said anxiety is only a trap made by imagination.
So,let's take it easy.

I can't speak English,

me neither

I want to live as a human,more primitively.
Love someone,loved by someone,simply.

me no English ★ﾐ

oh...oh my god...X-<
Please change my face.

If I were beautifl girl,I am so happy.

...How cruel god is!

Soory.
It might be a turtle.
I think this title is“mojoes”
Because this word finish a vowel.
These word,just like a tomato also become “tomatoes”

Some's english is wrong

eigo dewa genjitsuto chigau jinbutsu ni nareru toiu settei doukana

Im going to go to TDL with my friends.
they like me and i like them.
viva youthful days!!happy life!
i love myself!! thank you my dad and mam!

Very difficult to me that get a boyfriend.

So I stop thinking about 3Dman.

2Dman are very kind to me.
And they are so beautiful.

I am not crazy.

Я люблю тебя.

How funny you are!
But you can't touch 2D man,can you?
I think it's lonely.

All I need is love.
Give me love,please.

many a mojo wants for love ｗｗ
well, so am i ...ｗ
i'm frustrated

>>111
absolutely!
people say 2d men live in another dimention, so it's stupid fallin' love with some 2d men.
but let me say.
3d men, they have nothing to do with us, and we have no interest in them.
3d men ARE live in another dimention.
i'm very happy with 2d boyfriend!!! so! good-bye 3d world! i'm coming honney!

we are not crazy, of course.

yes,we can.

but what ?

yes we can 841
born to 841
841 till we die

nanyakoko

hennasure thukuriyagatte
bakayaro-gawww
demo kiraizyanaizeyo

>>111>>116
of course i know
u r NOT CRAZY
u r perfectly INSANE

(･∀･)

　　　　　　 ﾊ,,ﾊ
　((⊂ ヽ　( ﾟωﾟ ) 　/ ⊃))
　　　|　L　| 　 '⌒V　/
　　　 ヽ,_,/　　 ヽ＿./　　Nothing's gonna change the WORLD.
　　＿＿,,/,,　　　i　　　　　　　
　（　　＿　　　　 |
　　＼＼_ ￣`'＼ ＼
　　　ヽ　）　 　 　>　）
　　　(_/´　　　 / ／
　　　　　　　　 （ ヽ
　　　　　　　　　ヽ_)

good night

bizinzyanai mahoumonai
bakanakimigasukisa.

That's spitz Yume-oi-mushi ,right ?
i often listened this song.

It is so.
It is a good song.

Hi mojos,
Do you have someone who want to ask out?
I have! I wish he would ask me out.
But I know I am the mojo of mojos!

where there is a will,there is a mojo.

No mojo, no gain.

No mojo,No life

It is so called "MOJO"

Japanese de Ok

Why don't you speak English?
It's global age now,and Nobody can't speak English in the world.

All by myself
I don't wanna be all by myself anymore.

There is not a boyfriend 774 years

How old are you?

Where do you live?
I live in the earth.

warota

Corn ni umareta,
this life.

The favorite musician is the uncle who wore a sailor's uniform

I have ultra soul☆
Hiー！

>>139
bari warota

hi. my eyes very very open.
please close..mabuta

mojo is so cute and lovely

>>1
What the heck are you?

pretty and lovely

mojo i love you

mojo

Fuck off.

>>139
You made my abdominal muscle break.
konna warota no hisashiburi!

I want to break free
oh i want to break free~

>>142
>>148

I want you ask you, why did you warota?
I don't understand why >>139 is funny.
So,please tell me the reason,if you are ok.
I also wanna warosu.

>>150
hint: hagoromo foods

>>150
Because >>139 is too sudden and has no meaning.
Besides 'corn ni umareta' is written in Japanese,
we expect its next is 'kono inochi' .
But it was not so, it was 'this life'
Why was only this part in English? ,,, is the most funny thing I think.

Oh, perhaps you don't know the CM?
>>139 is from a tv CM. Have you ever seen that?
If you had known, I bet you would warosu!

>>151
>>152

Thank you very much to you!You are very kind.
I appreciate your kindness from the bottom of my heart.
I understand why I can't warosu.
I have not ever seen Hagoromo's TVCM.
But thanks to your account I see what she meant.
Anyway thanks!

Ich liebe ihn, aber er hasst mich.

from France？

おまいらなに言ってんの？

JAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>154
Warum gebrauchst du das deutsch?

Germanyyyyy

Ich liebt Deutsch xD

ＵＲＹＹＹ！！

im quite ugly, and parsonality is also awful.
i would kill myself some time. omg :(

Just kidding ！

>>162
i sometimes wanna kill myself too.
you seem to be a quite nice person to me though:P　no worries!

なんで皆英語堪能なの？裏山鹿

>>160
liebe YAGANA

>>151
>>152
I couldn't understand why >>139 was funny.
But because you explained the meaning, I could understand why it funny.
I know the TV cm.
I laughed in spite of I am in the school.

死にたい

TENGA

For the woman who wants to commit a suicide .

You'd better think better of it .

>>158
Ich habe keinen Grund.

you are beautiful
you are beautiful
it's not true

ugly mojos season1 now on sale
must watch it!

Don't say just like ugly betty season1. lol
I know you guys are so beautiful! Keep in touch. See ya.

I don't think I am ugly.
But I'm a mojo, no doubt.
Why I can't have a boyfriend! It's so sad.
Perhaps I'm missing something. My character? Behavior?
Please, somebody tell me!

I am sorry,I don't know.
But if you are not ugly,someday the chance will come to you.
you must not miss it !

喪女是可愛！
―――――――――――――

我是喪女。我有没有男朋友。
我不太好男人。
我好漂亮的女人。

mojo prettey not ugly

ugly betty is intaresting.

what does "lol" mean?

>>179intaresting→interesting
>>178prettey→pretty
>>177
我覚得喪女不太漂亮。
喪女没有信心。但是知道人的痛苦。

i want to fuck mojo

>>180
what does lol mean？

>>182
Lol means wwwwwww
= warosu

>>181
Don't make a fool of yourself.
I'm going to call the police.
You will be under arrest.

Perche' voi non avete fidanzati ?
E' incredibile.
Mi sembra le mojo qui siano molto carine e inteligenti.

Ma e' un grandissimo onore che anch'io sono mojo.

Mojo, we are the champion!!

yes my friends
we'll keep on fighting till the end
we are the champions X 2

mean mojo

mojo sum

We shouldnt say cunt in the foreign countries.
it's a really really bad word, the worst English word.
Be careful!

>>190
I know I know I know, but I cun't.
nanntutte HAHAHAHAHA

it's rainy today.
I cun't sleep well this morning.

Mojo geht ins Kino.
Wohin gehen Sie?

What a nice thread!

Is it a mojo?
No,he is a BEN.
Oh,Sorry.I thought it's not a pen.
Yes,his dic○ is pencil.
oh,baby lady,it's not smart i think.
so,How is yours?
It's not good joke.fuck off.

itsumo kagayaiteitane shojyono mama

mojyo is my friend

what is cunt?

×mojos are cute.
〇mojoes are cute.

>>194
Hahaha!
Pencil di*k? That's really f**kin' sh*t!! Lololololololol

"Cunt" means that.

krazy mojo

superu ga chigau yo-

rain fall down

kao ga busa-kute chikara ga denai.

your face is ･･･,
but your heart

>>203It's a new face!!
(melody~♪)
but busaiku face again.
omg!!!! lol

It doesn't matter whether you like it or not.
Just eat a tomato.

Well,eat a tomato.
But,

>>207
But ... what's that next?!?

>>208
I want to eat "OTOKO" rather than tomato...because I have never eaten it...

>>209
Oh I see.
.....

And I can't find anything to say, I'm so sorry...
Any otoko(e)s are not ok, only IKEMENS are what I actually need!
Yes I'm MENKUI....how about you?

I don't have any OTOKOs...

I want love
love make the world peaceful

oh…,kono sure mada attanka.

warota=)

>>210
I'm not 209 but I'm MENKUI too.
I have some handsome boy friends,but they aren't my boyfriends!
I wish they were,but they say they rather die than being my boyfriends!!

>>215
Oh really? That's too bad!!
But I envy you, I don't have even handsome boy friends!
Handsome face...that's guilty.

>>216
Yeah,that's right.
I never see IKEMENS without falling in love with them.

omaera english dekite sugoina
washi mo dekiruyou ni naritaiwa

I haven't brush my teeth for about 2 days!! XO

Smells like toilet room.. lol

tate no kaomoji toka honkakuteki sugiru
gaijin ga kaita tte iwarete mo sonnani iwakan ga nai

>>219
Your mouth smells. Brush your teeth right now!

I love gaijin boys.

My life is shit...

>>223
ELLEGARDEN otu.

>>224
what's ellegarden???
elle + garden? or artist?

apparently almost all the mojoes love goodlooking guys
so i love mojoes
they are pretty dreamers

benkyou ni naru suredesune.
naniwoitteirunoka mattaku wakaranai

>>221

Mind your own business!!

Probably,she doesn't mind not brushing her teeth!!

oops

tooth decay is very terrible!

you had better go dental clinic as soon as possible!!

>>225
Oh,sorry.

ELLEGARDEN is the group of singers.

That phrase is involved in the song titled “Mr.Feather”.

Today is very good wether.
I'm sleepy.

A:Is this Mojo？
B:No,this is a Pen.
A:Oh,sorry…

>>233
HAHAHA!!!

mojo ftw :)

pretty girl

My heart is empty!

We must be happy.

Mojo make the world happy.

>>205
warota

We are the WORLD!!

>>241
We are the children！！
But,I'm gering now.
I have a stomachache！

I'm looking for good-looking guys
only good-looking guys
YEAH

i want to kill myself

you don't have to kill yourself,take it easy.

I can fly away!!
It's higher than the sun!!!

Down,down,down.
Alice went to the big hole.

>>247
She came to wanderland.

I want to come to wanderland.

>>249 then you can walk around there+_+

Does any mojo take TOEIC test last week? TOTTEMO difficult deshita...no time to complete.

アイアムゲンキー！)^o^(

Hello everyone!
What's going on?
Today is November 1 ,Sunday.
Time goes by hastily.

There is a mojo who doesn't have even a boyfriend who is not such good
looking what her mother tell her about when she was in junior high school
that her little brother who is popular amoung his classmates who hate his elder
sister who kick an ass that smells a lot also belongs in.

>>253
so complicated

#include<stdio.h>

int main (void)
{
char str[10] = "mojo";

printf("We are %s!\n",str);

return 0;
}

Hiiiiiiii
I'm trembling but why?

mojo

this is it !!!!!!!

>>255
懐かしくなった

>>239
SOREWANAI

>>259
Would you show me the meaning of >>255 ?

I'm from Japan.

I am from A,serching for job.

UURRRYYYY!

I am sorry.
I am impatient with job hunting.

I'm afraid I can't make myself understood in English...
But, I write.

I have readed this page now.
I was so amused that I couldn't stop laughing.
Read this page aloud.
You will laugh heartily. I bet.
Mojos often make me laugh by saying funny things.
That's why I love them.

>>265
○read
×readed

public class Mojo{

public static void main(String[] args){

str = new String[3];

str[0] = "We";
str[1] = "are";
str[2] = "mojo!";

System.out.println(str[0] + " " + str[1] + " " + str[2]);

}
}

read-read-read
know-knew-known
see-saw-game

It is the Mr.Children

>>266
Oh, thank you very much for your kindness.

>>268
Dare ga umaikoto ieto

>>268
You made me warosu

>>270
You're welcome.：)

mojo fucking pretty mojo !
effing pretty mojo !

>>268
I saw nothing no kill me got what and turn♪

>>268
lol...X)

"Please do it at home."

Have you ever seen this catchphrase on the Tokyo Metro train ?
I like this advertizement because its illustrations are funny.

I don't know gana (´・ω・`)

>>1 Don't lie to me.

gana (´・ω・`) is so cute

Death to all but mojo！

>>277
iv never seen it yet.
wahat is it mean?

mojo mojo

>>278
>>282
It's an advertisement about manners on the train.
For example,"Don't make you up on the train",
"Don't eat cup noodle on the train"
"Don't do 懸垂 exercise on the train"
"Don't hug or kiss around the door "
If you have a chance to get on Tokyo Metro,
check it out !

KICK ASS!!!!!MOJO!!!!!!!
MOJOS R FOXXXXY!!!!!!!!!
IM SEXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HO AN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SEXXXXXXY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>285
keep your pants on lol

>>1

If you have written "Thread Title, It's JOKE. like "MATAOMAEHA DAMASARETA WAKEDAGA in japanese"，
you could be a mojo god which was fixed handle name that was used by a brave mojo girl in mojo board 2005-2006...


What do she and setsna,bonchiri,cream pan ooji are doing now ?

My English teacher said to explain an etymology of "present".
"Will you marry me?"
Needless to say it's a mere explanation.
I know.
He said so merely as a joke.

However it attracted me.
I really felt I am a mojo.

Of course, he wears a marriage ring on the third finger of his left hand.

BTW, I think She(>>268)
deserve the "DAREGA UMAIKOTO IETO" prize.

please tell me
if all lives in the world have limit
does sea die?
does moutain die?
does spring die?
does fall die?
does love die?
does heart die?
even does my precious hometown

no pain,no mojo.

A:Is this a pen?
B:No, this is a car.

Alone, but sane

>>292
A←lol.
He (or she) must be stupid to do such a mistake.

>>290
just mojoes will never die.

This is an example sentence of English textbook.
"Tom has no friends to play with"

I was sad to read it.

Tom, don't cry.
Stay strong.

>>296 funny!you have a sense of humor.

>>290
you must be sada masashi
love sakimori no uta

Jeg haaper at alle Mojos i denne sled kan finne en hyggelig kjearlest som elsker mojo verdig godt!

English de Ｏk.

I have to go without you!

-ooo- is dango.

I'm metabo but woman.

We need IKEMEN!

>>304
So do I! All I want for christmas is IKEMEN!!!

>>299
Dansk?

>>306
Norsk.

I have a word which I hate terribly.
The word is IKEMEN.
The reason why I hate is I think a man shouldn't be judged by his looks.

>>308
Kimoo otsu

>>309
Kimo motsu

>>310 komuro tetsu

A married rate of IKEMEN is high(-_-)
The IKEMEN is not NicelookkingGuy !
All NicelookkingGuy is already Kyoko's food.
NicelookkingGay hips has developed...JK.
only KIMOMEN remaining.
HAHAHA

Sunday midnight.

Tomorrow is Monday and I don't want to go work...so I don't like Sunday night.

If I have a steady boyfriend and he is sleeping next to me, will I become to like Sunday night?!

Everybody is very good at English!

I think it depends.

>>312
Who is Kyoko?

I think that that Kyoko is Fukada Kyoko,Aizome Kyoko,
Kanou Kyoko,Koizumi Kyoko,Hasegawa Kyoko,Uchida Kyoko,
Hamaguchi Kyoko.

>>315
I don't know English.
English is difficult for me.
A lot of Japanese people consider English difficult.
But I want to understand English.
Are you good at English?
Please tell me, how did you learn English?

>>1Are you OK?