August 17, 2005 "Jude Law has a small penis" The NY Post reports that pictures of Jude Law changing into a swimsuit outside his mother's house in France reveal that he has a small wiener. I'd say it more professionally, but I think small wiener really sums up everything you need to know. I haven't seen the pictures myself, but I'm just going to pretend that I have and say that his wiener was about 1.2" long. And I'm talking erect here, folks. Lord knows why he would have an erection after swimming outside his mother's home, but that's the story I've made up and I'm sticking to it. I don't want to imply that he has erotic feelings towards his own mother, but any man who cheats on his beautiful fiance with an ugly nanny isn't completely right in the head and probably has a small penis. Scratch that, definitely has a small penis. A 1.2" penis to be exact. *Update: Okay, so maybe 1.2" was slightly exaggerated. His penis does, however, look like a weird little monster. Some very NSFW pictures of the thing after the jump. Thanks to the wonderfully sexy Meredith for the images.
Gael Monfils x Pablo Cuevas 6-4 6-4 6-1 Marcel Granollers x Gilles Simon 4-6 3-6 7-5 2-6 モンフィス、シモンおめ
Tommy Haas x Richard Gasquet 6-7 6-4 5-7 7-5 6-2 Marc Gicquel x Igor Andreev 6-7 4-6 4-6 Sebastien Grosjean x Paul-Henri Mathieu 7-6 -6-7 3-6 2-6 ガスケ、ジケル、セブ乙。マチュー、その他おめー
Andy Roddick USA (8) x ●Fabrice Santoro FRA 6-2 6-2 6-2 ●Arnaud Clement FRA x Novak Djokovic SRB (3) 3-6 3-6 4-6 Santiago Ventura ESP x ○Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (19) 7-6 4-6 2-6 3-6 Robert Kendrick USA x ●Nicolas Mahut FRA 7-6 6-4 5-7 7-5 Marin Cilic CRO (30) x ●Julien Benneteau FRA 4-6 7-5 6-3 6-7 6-2 サントロ、クレメン、マウ、ベネトー乙。ツォンガおめ。
〜2nd Round〜 Mardy Fish USA x ●Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA (24) 6-2 3-6 6-3 6-4 ○Gael Monfils FRA (32) x Evgeny Korolev RUS 6-2 6-3 3-6 6-2 ●Michael Llodra FRA x Andy Murray GBR (6) 4-6 6-1 5-7 6-7 ●Florent Serra FRA x Ivo Karlovic CRO (14) 6-7 4-6 2-6 Jose Acasuso ARG x ○Gilles Simon FRA (16) 4-6 1-6 4-6 マチュー、ロドラ、セラ、乙〜モンフィス、シモンおめ〜
〜2nd Round 〜 Carlos Moya ESP x ○Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (19) 6-4 3-6 4-6 4-6
〜3rd Round〜 ○Gael Monfils FRA (32) x David Nalbandian ARG (7) 6-3 6-4 6-2 Juan Martin Del Potro ARG (17) x ●Gilles Simon FRA (16) 6-4 6-7 6-1 3-6 6-3 David Ferrer ESP (4) x ○Kei Nishikori JPN 4-6 4-6 6-3 6-2 5-7
ATP Main Draw Singles - First Round ●A Montanes (ESP) d F Serra (FRA) 63 60 ●P Kohlschreiber (GER) d J Benneteau (FRA) 63 62 ○M Llodra (FRA) d F Lopez (ESP) 64 63 ●J Nieminen (FIN) d N Devilder (FRA) 76(6) 61 ○M Gicquel (FRA) d S Bolelli (ITA) 75 63
ATP Main Draw Singles - Second Round ●[2] R Federer (SUI) d M Gicquel (FRA) 76(4) 64 ○[8] G Simon (FRA) d Y Lu (TPE) 57 64 64 ○[11] J Tsonga (FRA) d T Gabashvili (RUS) 75 63 ○[23] R Gasquet (FRA) d M Llodra (FRA) 64 60 ○[32] P Mathieu (FRA) d P Starace (ITA) 64 67(11) 64 ●P Kohlschreiber (GER) d [LL] O Patience (FRA) 67(5) 63 63
ATP Main Draw Doubles - First Round ●L Kubot (POL) / O Marach (AUT) d G Monfils (FRA) / M Zverev (GER) 76(2) 60
〜Order of Play〜 STADIUM 2 start 11:00 am J Chardy (FRA) vs [20] M Fish (USA) - ATP
STADIUM 3 start 11:00 am [9] G Monfils (FRA) vs [WC] J Isner (USA) - ATP
COURT 5 start 11:00 am R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) vs [2] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) - ATP COURT 6 start 11:00 am M Ancic (CRO) / J Tsonga (FRA) vs [8] M Melo (BRA) / A Sa (BRA) - ATP
Saturday, March 14, 2009 ATP Main Draw Singles - First Round ●WC] J Isner (USA) d [9] G Monfils (FRA) 67(5) 63 61 ○J Chardy (FRA) d [20] M Fish (USA) 76(4) 76(1)
ATP Main Draw Doubles - First Round ○R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) d [2] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) 76(7) 64
〜Order of Play〜Sunday, March 15, 2009 STADIUM 1 start 11:00 am [32] P Mathieu (FRA) vs [4] A Murray (GBR) - ATP Not Before 9:00 PM [22] I Andreev (RUS) vs [11] J Tsonga (FRA) - ATP STADIUM 2 start 11:00 am [23] R Gasquet (FRA) vs [10] F Verdasco (ESP) - ATP [8] G Simon (FRA) vs I Ljubicic (CRO) - ATP STADIUM 3 start 11:00 am M Llodra (FRA) / R Stepanek (CZE) vs M Fish (USA) / A Roddick (USA) - ATP COURT 4 start 11:00 am L Kubot (POL) / O Marach (AUT) vs R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) or [2] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) - ATP - After Necessary Rest COURT 6 start 11:00 am *[Alt.] P Mathieu (FRA) / M Safin (RUS) vs [8] M Melo (BRA) / A Sa (BRA) - ATP * P Mathieu [FRA] / M Safin [RUS] replaced M Ancic (CRO) / J Tsonga (FRA) - Ancic (illness)
Monday, March 16, 2009 〜Third Round〜 ●[4] A Murray (GBR) d [32] P Mathieu (FRA) 63 62 ●I Ljubicic (CRO) d [8] G Simon (FRA) 63 76(3) ●[10] F Verdasco (ESP) d [23] R Gasquet (FRA) 63 62 ●[22] I Andreev (RUS) d [11] J Tsonga (FRA) 75 64
〜Doubles - Second Round〜 ●M Fish (USA) / A Roddick (USA) d M Llodra (FRA) / R Stepanek (CZE) 64 76(6) ○R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) d L Kubot (POL) / O Marach (AUT) 75 36 10-6 〜Doubles - First Round〜 ●[8] M Melo (BRA) / A Sa (BRA) d P Mathieu (FRA) / M Safin (RUS) 67(4) 62 10-8
〜Order of Play〜Tuesday, March 17, 2009 STADIUM 2 start 11:00 am [12] D Ferrer (ESP) vs J Chardy (FRA) - ATP
Tuesday, March 17, 2009 〜Singles - Third Round〜 ●[12] D Ferrer (ESP) d J Chardy (FRA) 36 64 64
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 〜Order of Play〜 STADIUM 2 start 11:00 am Not Before 6:00 PM F Gonzalez (CHI) / T Robredo (ESP) vs R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) - ATP
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 〜Doubles - Quarterfinals〜 R Gasquet (FRA) / S Wawrinka (SUI) d F Gonzalez (CHI) / T Robredo (ESP) W/O (Robredo - right wrist) ロブレドの右手首が原因で棄権勝ち?(´・ω・`)
〜Wednesday, March 25, 2009〜Singles - First Round ●[Q] K Kim (USA) d M Llodra (FRA) 36 ret. - groin muscle ○●J Benneteau (FRA) d F Serra (FRA) 36 63 64 ●[Q] R Kendrick (USA) d A Clement (FRA) 63 76(5) ○F Santoro (FRA) d [Q] T Bellucci (BRA) 64 46 61 ●M Youzhny (RUS) d J Chardy (FRA) 64 36 63
〜Thursday, March 26, 2009〜Singles - First Round ●V Troicki (SRB) d N Devilder (FRA) 62 63 ●J Monaco (ARG) d M Gicquel (FRA) 60 64
〜Friday, March 27, 2009〜Singles - Second Round ○[7] G Simon (FRA) d [WC] L Hewitt (AUS) 61 62 ○[9] G Monfils (FRA) d [Q] M Russell (USA) 62 67(5) 63 ○[10] J Tsonga (FRA) d A Calleri (ARG) 61 61 ●[13] J Blake (USA) d J Benneteau (FRA) 64 64 ●[28] N Kiefer (GER) d F Santoro (FRA) 57 76(5) 62 - saved 1 M.P. ○[31] P Mathieu (FRA) d M Baghdatis (CYP) 63 26 62
〜Saturday, March 28, 2009〜Singles - Second Round ●replaces [24] R Gasquet (FRA) - shoulder
〜Doubles - First Round〜 ○J Benneteau (FRA) / J Tsonga (FRA) d [3] M Bhupathi (IND) / M Knowles (BAH) 36 75 10-6 ●F Cermak (CZE) / M Mertinak (SVK) d J Chardy (FRA) / G Simon (FRA) 63 64 ●A Fisher (AUS) / S Huss (AUS) d P Mathieu (FRA) / M Safin (RUS) 64 62
〜Sunday, March 29, 2009〜Singles - Third Round ●[3] N Djokovic (SRB) d [31] P Mathieu (FRA) 64 61 ○[7] G Simon (FRA) d [29] R Schuettler (GER) 36 61 61 ○[10] J Tsonga (FRA) d [Q] R Kendrick (USA) 75 64
〜Tuesday, March 31, 2009〜Singles - Fourth Round ●[5] A Roddick (USA) d [9] G Monfils (FRA) 76(2) 64 ○●[10] J Tsonga (FRA) d [7] G Simon (FRA) 67(4) 63 62
〜ORDER OF PLAY - WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2009〜 STADIUM start 11:00am Not Before 3:00 PM ☆〜JP4:00〜☆ [10] J Tsonga (FRA) vs [3] N Djokovic (SRB) - ATP
GRANDSTAND start 1:30 pm Not Before 6:00 PM ☆〜JP7:00〜☆ M Mirnyi (BLR) / A Ram (ISR) vs J Benneteau (FRA) / J Tsonga (FRA) - ATP
ろーらんぎゃろ2009 1st Round Day1 Sunday, 24 May ●Alexandre Sidorenko FRA vs Marat Safin RUS (20) 4-6 4-6 4-6 ○Wayne Odesnik USA vs Gilles Simon FRA (7) 6-3 5-7 2-6 6-4 3-6 ●Florent Serra FRA vs Fernando Verdasco ESP (8) 2-6 1-6 4-6 ○Marcel Granollers ESP vs Josselin Ouanna FRA 5-7 6-2 6-3 6-7 1-6 ○Yen-Hsun Lu TPE vs Mathieu Montcourt FRA 2-6 Retired
1st Round Day2 Sunday, 25 May ●Andy Roddick USA (6) vs Romain Jouan FRA 6-2 6-4 6-2 ○Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA (32) vs Laurent Recouderc FRA 6-4 6-4 6-1 ●Nicolas Devilder FRA vs Stanislas Wawrinka SUI (17) 3-6 7-5 6-2 4-6 4-6 ○Thiago Alves BRA vs Thiago Alves BRA 2-6 6-7 3-6 ○Guillaume Rufin FRA vs Eduardo Schwank ARG 6-1 6-3 6-3
1st Round Day 3: Tuesday, 26 May ○Julien Benneteau FRA vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) 4-6 6-3 3-6 4-6 ○Bobby Reynolds USA vs Gael Monfils FRA (11) 2-6 3-6 1-6 ●Juan Martin Del Potro ARG (5) vs Michael Llodra FRA 6-3 6-3 6-1 ○Marc Gicquel FRA vs Rainer Schuettler GER (27) 6-0 6-0 6-4 ●Tommy Robredo ESP (16) vs Adrian Mannarino FRA 6-2 6-1 6-2
Day 4: Wednesday, 27 May 2nd Round ○Josselin Ouanna FRA vs Marat Safin RUS (20) 7-6 7-6 4-6 3-6 10-8 ○Robert Kendrick USA vs Gilles Simon FRA (7) 5-7 0-6 1-6 ●Radek Stepanek CZE (18) vs Mathieu Montcourt FRA 6-4 4-6 6-4 6-4 1st Round ●Fabrice Santoro FRA vs Christophe Rochus BEL 3-6 1-6 6-3 4-6 ○Dmitry Tursunov RUS (21) vs Arnaud Clement FRA 3-6 6-3 4-6 6-1 今日もフランス勢日和〜
Day 5: Thursday, 28 May 2nd Round ○Victor Crivoi ROU vs Gael Monfils FRA (11) 4-6 3-6 3-6 ○Juan Monaco ARG vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) 5-7 6-2 1-6 6-7 ○Jeremy Chardy FRA vs Simone Bolelli ITA 6-2 6-3 4-6 4-6 6-1 ○Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA (32) vs Pablo Andujar ESP 6-2 6-3 6-4 ●Arnaud Clement FRA vs Christophe Rochus BEL 1-6 5-7 6-4 3-6 ●Jurgen Melzer AUT (24) vs Guillaume Rufin FRA 6-2 7-5 6-4 ○Andreas Beck GER vs Marc Gicquel FRA 4-6 7-6 6-7 5-7
Day 6: Friday, 29 May 3rd Round ●Fernando Gonzalez CHI (12) vs Josselin Ouanna FRA 7-5 6-3 7-5 ●Victor Hanescu ROU (30) vs Gilles Simon FRA (7) 6-4 6-4 6-2
Day 7: Saturday, 30 May 3rd Round ○Christophe Rochus BEL vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) 2-6 2-6 2-6 ●Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA (32) vs Roger Federer SUI (2) 6-4 1-6 4-6 4-6 ●Andy Roddick USA (6) vs Marc Gicquel FRA 6-1 6-4 6-4 ○Jurgen Melzer AUT (24) vs Gael Monfils FRA (11) 2-6 6-4 3-6 1-6 ●Tommy Haas GER vs Jeremy Chardy FRA 7-5 6-3 4-6 6-4
4th Round Juan Martin Del Potro ARG (5) vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) →QF:Tommy Robredo ESP (16) or Philipp Kohlschreiber GER (29)
Andy Roddick USA (6) vs Gael Monfils FRA (11) →QF:Tommy Haas GER or Roger Federer SUI (2)
Day 9: Monday, 1 June 4th Round ●Juan Martin Del Potro ARG (5) vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) 6-1 6-7 6-1 6-4 ○Andy Roddick USA (6) vs Gael Monfils FRA (11) 4-6 2-6 3-6
Wimbledon2009 1st ●Juan Martin Del Potro ARG (5) vs Arnaud Clement FRA 6-3 6-1 6-2 ●Jeremy Chardy FRA vs Andy Roddick USA (6) 3-6 6-7 6-4 3-6 ●Adrian Mannarino FRA vs Marc Gicquel FRA 2-6 2-6 4-6 ●Edouard Roger-Vasselin FRA vs Stefan Koubek AUT 7-5 3-6 6-4 6-3 3-6 ●Julien Benneteau FRA vs Novak Djokovic SRB (4) 7-6 6-7 2-6 4-6 ●Nicolas Mahut FRA vs Kristof Vliegen BEL 3-6 6-7 7-5 7-5 4-6 ●Philipp Kohlschreiber GER (27) vs Florent Serra FRA 7-6 6-1 6-4
2nd ●Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA vs Tomas Berdych CZE (20) 2-6 4-6 4-6 ●Juan Carlos Ferrero ESP vs Fabrice Santoro FRA 6-7 6-3 6-4 6-3 ●Victor Hanescu ROU (31) vs Nicolas Devilder FRA 6-2 6-3 6-1 ○Thiago Alves BRA vs Gilles Simon FRA (8) 7-5 3-6 4-6 4-6 ●Andreas Seppi ITA vs Marc Gicquel FRA 7-5 6-4 6-7 5-7 6-4 ●Tommy Haas GER (24) vs Michael Llodra FRA 4-3 RET
3rd ●Ivo Karlovic CRO (22) vs Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (9) 7-6 6-7 7-5 7-6 ?Victor Hanescu(ROU)[31] vs Gilles Simon(FRA)[8] >>435 たしかに〜期待のガスケがいないのも悲しい コート3、モレスモー姉さんの次にシモンだよー
●Paul-Henri Mathieu FRA (26) vs Mikhail Youzhny RUS 6-2 5-7 0-6 2-6 ○Florent Serra FRA vs Janko Tipsarevic SRB 7-6 7-6 7-6 ○Marc Gicquel FRA vs Dmitry Tursunov RUS 6-2 5-7 6-3 6-3 ○Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (7) vs Chase Buchanan USA 6-0 6-2 6-1 ○Flavio Cipolla ITA vs Julien Benneteau FRA 6-4 1-6 3-6 3-6 ○Josselin Ouanna FRA vs Rajeev Ram USA 7-6 6-4 3-6 6-3 ○●Gael Monfils FRA (13) vs Jeremy Chardy FRA 6-1 6-4 6-3 ●Michael Llodra FRA vs Nicolas Kiefer GER 3-6 4-6 4-6 ●Richard Gasquet FRA vs Rafael Nadal ESP (3) 2-6 2-6 3-6 ●Juan Carlos Ferrero ESP (24) vs Fabrice Santoro FRA 6-4 6-3 6-3 ○Daniel Gimeno-Traver ESP vs Gilles Simon FRA (9) 4-6 6-7 3-6
●Fernando Verdasco ESP (10) vs Florent Serra FRA 6-3 6-0 6-3 ●Marc Gicquel FRA vs Andy Roddick USA (5) 1-6 4-6 4-6 ○Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (7) vs Jarkko Nieminen FIN 7-5 6-3 6-4 ○Julien Benneteau FRA vs Viktor Troicki SRB (30) 6-1 3-6 6-1 6-0 ●Josselin Ouanna FRA vs Fernando Gonzalez CHI (11) 4-6 7-6 3-6 4-6 ○Gael Monfils FRA (13) vs Andreas Beck GER 6-3 7-5 6-3 ○Thomaz Bellucci BRA vs Gilles Simon FRA (9) 3-6 2-6 4-6
○●Jo-Wilfried Tsonga FRA (7) vs Julien Benneteau FRA 7-6 6-2 6-4 ○Gael Monfils FRA (13) vs Jose Acasuso ARG 6-3 6-4 1-0 Ret ●Juan Carlos Ferrero ESP (24) vs Gilles Simon FRA (9) 1-6 6-4 7-6 1-0
クレモンのSebに対する談話。 « Je sais que “Grogro” est super content d’être de retour sur les courts, confie son pote Arnaud Clément. Bien sûr que le service est un problème. Pour l’instant. Je suis sûr que ça va revenir. Je suis optimiste. » 普段「グログロ」って呼んでるのかな?
Grosjean,Patience Vs Zovko,Allegro 6-3 4-6 10-5(0) ORLEANS、ダブルス2回戦突破おめ。
また、昨日のインタビューにてこんな一問一答が。
Ton meilleur ami sur le circuit ? Arnaud Clément Le pays qui t’a le plus marqué ? L'Australie Nadal ou Federer ? Roger Federer Sharapova ou Ivanovic ? Ivanovic Le match de ta carrière ? Contre Agassi en 1/4 Roland Garros 2001
Australian Open 2nd結果 Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (10) def. Taylor Dent 6-4, 6-3, 6-3 Gael Monfils (12) def. Antonio Veic 6-4, 6-4, 6-4 Florent Serra def. Jarkko Nieminen 3-6, 6-4, 5-7, 7-6 (7-4), 7-5 以上、おめ。
Andy Murray (5) def. Marc Gicquel 6-1, 6-4, 6-3 Juan Monaco (30) def. Michael Llodra 3-6, 3-6, 7-6 (7-5), 6-1, 6-3 Ivo Karlovic def. Julien Benneteau 2-6, 6-1, 6-3, 6-3 Albert Montanes (31) def. Stephane Robert 4-6, 6-7 (3-7), 6-2, 6-3, 6-2 以上、乙。