Once upon a time, there was this vampire's town and this bar called Dracula. Bar was tended by a human, and he served glasses of blood for vampires who could not get the victim for the night. One day at this bar, a vampire comes in and says, "Give me a glass of blood." He drinks up the blood and pays for it and leave. Second vampire comes in and says, "Give me a glass of blood. Nowadays virgins are so difficult to find..." Bartender gives the glass of blood and the vampire drinks it ups and leave. Another vampire comes in and says, "Give me a glass of water. Nowadays virgins are so difficult to find..." Just couldn't stop wondering, the bartender asks, "Are you a vampire, right? Why do you want a glass of glass?" The vampire answers with stirring, "Nowadays, there are tea bags for vampires as well..."
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer tothe airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?"in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
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