I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm cryin' Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city p'licemen sitting, pretty little p'licemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how we run, I'm cryin' I'm cry, I'm cryin', I'm cry
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priestess, man you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down
I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in the sky, see how they snied, I'm cryin' Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob...........