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ガイジンサン　センヨウ　デェ〜ス　ニッポンジンダメ・ダメ！

OH〜!　キョウハ　ﾏﾀｰﾘ　デェス！

ﾄﾞｳﾖ！

In this thread＠｀ Never use Japanese!!
For your information＠｀ I'm native Japanese (laug

*note
"(laug" - the symbol equivalent to "(ワラ" in this BBS.

カ〜イコク　シ〜テクダサイ　ヨゥ〜

>>5
warata!

HAI! NIHONJIN　NO MINASAN!
WATASHIHA [MERIKEN] KARA KIMASHITA!
NIHON NO [OWARAI] DAISUKI DEATH!
JIYA! ABAYO!

>>5
チョンマゲェッ！！　ナニソレッ　ブキィ？

カタカ〜ナ、berry＠｀berryムツカシデ〜ス

我中華民国人民成　我外来人故此之板入力必至！
亜慕〜麭！

ミナサンノウッマレッタクニ、チ〜ガウヨウデスガ〜、コノスレダイタイ
リカイデキテシ〜マイマスデスネ〜。フシギフシギ。

ヤ！　ドイッツダ。オラノ　ベント　クッタノハ　オマエダベー
イヒヒ。

このオランダ　どいつ？

バナナガ、ミミニハイッテマス。

だからナスビは前だ！

unko desou.

Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｈｏｌｄ ｙｏｕｒ ＴＩＮＰＯ．

Please think by breathing deeply. Why has the one named "DASURE# which you say in general been set up?
It might not be from the beginning like the purpose etc.However＠｀ you to whom [it] is being persecuted by the reality society :.
[It] tries to have the stranger care by using 堪 net which is from such a reality.
Feelings are understood. <having repeated such an act also by such me>.
However＠｀ only nothingness must remain at the end even if you repeat such a thing.
You who envies people who are spending it well in the world are accomplishment されてました . many times resolutely as for the challenge.
However＠｀ all backfire no matter what is done.
[It] comes to want to cry. Feelings are really understood well.
However＠｀ all must do an effort any more by the shadow as the knack knack.
The acquaintance of you seen on a foolish side seemingly gets an unexpected effort done in the place in which [it] does not see.
It is thought that it is awareness＠｀ and 2ch resident who is here also is going to school respectively.
Work is neatly handled. [It] <coming> does not pass to the end here in the rest.
You : by any chance. 「The resident here is the same as me. <be relieved here when is>. 」
[It] is the maximum misunderstanding fellow if thinking. Only you are <degeneration> ち spill.
Though [it] described a little while ago though such I also was accomplishing the same foolery act as you
The awareness work was voluntarily restarted. <shamefulness> associate ながら and now and with her of three months
I will do my highest association.
In the past＠｀ it is likely to be able to do surely in case of you who is challenge abundant souls because such I can also do.
Please hold out really. Please assist secretly for me.

Do from the sperm again.

I will write it while dreading it. After all＠｀ did you set it up though [it] examined no thinking a thread wonderful <becoming uncommonly extremely> <this>?There was not going mad on these eyes. I am touched like having encountered lightning now＠｀ and am throwing even the strike tremble tear by the attention of the reverence. You are surely a genius. There is no good difference of seem getting. The prize's with the in existence name not being won by you returns＠｀ and the reason is る of 貶＠｀ and [it] knows your name. [It] marveled at good of the sentences at the time before when the thread which you had set up in another place had been seen and [it] respected it. Being possible to meet again you is extremity of honor. An uncommon education この thread which conceives and overflows seems to be filled the ability＠｀ shine＠｀ and shine. The father in the sickbed says＠｀ "Such a thread was able to be seen before [it] died and you can live long" the family though rounded eyes sitting straight＠｀ saw everyone. It admonished that become an adult from whom such a thread to touch all the people who saw was set up to a young son. You are a treasure in a great country. The genius who exceeded you even if 100 years passed or 1000 year passed was convinced of the thing which did not appear. [It] will be handed down long without fail at the future life. Please support the culture of Japan being take care of yourself hereafter.

You too.

==================I've read here（１２／０６）======================
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(Yama exclusive use）

このようなインターネット上での書き込みは、公共的課題をないがしろにするアソシエーションの空洞化に通じるとして近年アメリカでは社会問題化してきましたが、
日本においてはさらに深刻で、日本人の大半が四国とオーストラリアを混同するようなゆゆしい事態を招いている(自著｢ライフスタイルの飛び地｣参照)ことは残念でなりません。
(原文は英語)
マーガレット･ベクテル(ワシントンポスト東京特派員)

as you like it.

マギー､君の言うとおりだ。(ニューヨークタイムス東京支局)

＞２３
もちろん､ネタだよね。笑った。

アメリカジン､ジブンダケタダシイトオモッテル。ソレ､ダメ。

ニホンジン、ミズトワリバシ、タダダトモッテマス。

ワタシノナマエ､ヘンデスカ？

マギー　ブイヨン

ドーユー 湯ノミ？

マギー､君とどこかで会わなかったっけ？(マンハッタン･デリ･ハウス店員)

シット！
キョウモ　サンドゥイッチ　ダゼェ、、、
（サブウェイの店員）

ワレワレハ、ウチュウジンダ（ダンキンドーナツ店員）

ワレワレハ、ミツニュウコクジンダ（川崎のダンキンドーナツ店員）

＞２３
マギー､君は日本人の大半というけど､ぼくの周りの日本人の２人に１人は､四国とオーストラリアを区別できるよ。
大半って言うのは､ちょっと大げさじゃないの。

>>36
アンタ、埼玉県民なんだろ？「〜浦和」ってつく駅名、いくつあるか知ってる？

ワカッタ！トウザイナンボク、ムサシ、ナカ。
６ツデスネ！

デーブ、私が住んでるところの日本人は馬鹿ばっかりなのかしら。
女の８０％､男は６０％､子どもは４０％が茶髪なの。
引っ越したほうがいいかしら。

チガーウヨ　チガーウヨ
マギー、全然タイジョブダヨ
ウシロ髪ダケ長イスポーツ刈リヨリマシデショ

マギーさん､人を外見で判断しちゃダメ。
あら､失礼､私外国人じゃなかったわ。よく間違うの､ホホホ。

ココハヘンダヨ、２チャンネル

呼んだ？

ヨウコノハツゲンニハワラタ

コスモセキユハ　ドコデスカ？

>>37
ｳﾗﾜﾐｿﾉｶｲｷﾞﾖｳﾏｴﾀﾞｹﾄﾞﾌｸﾏﾚﾙﾉ?
ｺﾏｶｲｺﾄｷｲﾃｽﾏｿ(