いい加減な英会話をしよう

1. 前の人への答えと次の人への質問を1組で書く。
2. 英語のレベルは中学生程度で。
3. 英語は自分のできる範囲で正確に。でも答えはいい加減に。
4. いい加減な英会話だから被っても気にしない。

んじゃ、いってみよう。

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Q: Are you happy?

I have a pen.

Do you have a book?

A: I get 2.

Q: Are you ready?

Q:HA HA HA HAAAhhh!!

A:Bob?

Oh Your Takeo.

Is this a pen?

A: I am not 2.
Q: Who are you?

Q:No. This isn't food. This is dog.

A:Why do you watch 2ch?

I have Sam.
Is he Tom?

>>7
Because this is a penguin.

Can you play tennis?

I have big pennis.

Do you like sushi?

Q:no! I like garigari-kun

A:How old are you?

I am not Pole.

Can you hear me ?

I am 55(hex) years old.

Anal sex?

Yes!

I can see you.

See your next weak.

Fan Car Go ?

Good bye！

I'm fine！

How are you？

Your wellcome！

Please ask me any question.
Would U like to have T with me?

I like SUSI

Yes,it is.

What time is it now?

none of your business!

what's up!

OH! realy? fuck?

fuck? Oh! give me a break!!!

I've gatta go. bye!

By the way, is that a car?

>>24
Yes, that is.

Anyway, is your permanent wave nature?
↓

No, I am not permanent.

And you?

My permanennt is pretty good.

How about your wife?

My wife is bitch!

When is your birthday?

Sorry I forget.

Why do you love 2ch?

Because there is a mountain.

What is it on your mouse?

HIPHIPHIPHIPHIPHIPHIPHIPGIVEMEHIP

Dodododo dodododo redosiraso〜

I`m pen

You have an entertaintment.

How do you do yesterday for me?

I'm fine thank you and your anal hikuhiku.

How match are you?

Yesterday all my trouble seem so far away…

Two eggs ,bowl ando taoru hoshii

Here they are.

Who musician do you like?

Oh,yeah. I'm Magii-Shiro' lover.

Isn't you?

Magii-Shinji isn't my son.

What do you want to say?

I want to say I have a pen!!

Pen?

Oh・・・Jack・・・I love you forever・・・

Bob'nt you?

WAHAHAHA!!WAHAHAHA!!・・・I'm Hayashiya Pahko, sorry.

President?

A-hahaha!
Yes,you are Bob!
Good job 41!

Nice guy Bob!

Oh,please neck that sekuhara bucyou! I'm so angry.

Love and peace and drug.

No loan?

Good morning， Everybody！shall me sex?

Yes, ofcause. Please do it here, now!

Would you mind mastervating here?

Yes,I would often make no difference all over the my house.

Shall we golden?

yeah,my fucking dick is coated gold.

and you aint?

Oh,...Ultraman's mother...

hey hey give some question

ok?

It gives.

fuck me like him!!

Yeah! Baby!

Baby has gone away.

Let's shoot him!

I've gat it!!

By the way, please dig me.

You all very H!

Let's speak peace! peace!

Oh...shit!!
It is treatment like a prostitute about me.

Please carry out masturbation by only you.fuck!

Although,you already know what happened when you fucked.

Do you try kiss my penis perfective?

fuck fuck

What do you know?

Oh!yes! I am a dog!

Hi! My name is Linda Yamamoto

Oh, me too!

did you eat my dog?

Please kiss ｂｙ　yourself．

＞＞64
no...what to a dog?

A dog has four legs.

Did you eat a leg?

No...I witnessed that you were doing something in the hut．


hello Sydney .

What?Whom you're asking to?

Oh my goodness…

す、すみません。英語喋れんのですわ。
ほんと恐縮ですわ。え！？す、すてーしょん？
すてーしょんですか？なんですか？それ。
立ちしょんですか？便所ならそこのコンビニにあるんちゃいます？

Hey, Linda! Fuck you!

愛強盗上杉謙信
I go to Wisconsin.

Can you celebrate?　何を？

That's serebuuuuuuuuuuuu .(50 no oban)

How many do you drink zahmen?

A little bit calpis.

How dou you lile to do kunnirings?

Kunnirings is happy!

Yeah, I'm doing it now!

Come on join us!

Thanks for your kindness!

Can I bring my kumanko?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN！
I LIKE A KUMANKO・・・(ﾟДﾟ)HAa?


DO YOU PLAY STOIC？

Yes, I like strip.

Who killed me?

Sorry，maybe，I did.

Can I speak English？

You speak Chinese.

I love oral sex. And you?

My name is Jaiko, my brother is Takeshi.
Listen his beautiful voice.

No. But I have to do it

How about my oral technic?

Pretty good!
What a soft tongue moving speedy!

By the way.Would you like someboday female and sadistic?

Well,I prefer unsatisfied female.

How old are you?

I'm two thousand and two years old.

How much are you?

I'm 2oku$'s

Are You eat today?

OH !! yes. I'm eating Japanese TAKOYAKI in TOKIO.

befor today?

I heve only fuckin' books on my mind.shit.Very after.

Do your best.
And do you have friends? Fuck me so.

I so it this frins in my house .


you have garl frind?

I have a girlfriend 2years old

oh It's joke joke jo・・・is this joke avenew

can you play KAIKOKU？

Umm... The astronauts were crush in the sky... Remember Pearl Harbor!!

What are you doing now?

I am reading 2ch.

Are you ready?

No.I'm fucking.
Sorry!

How about you?

Yes yes yes...or no

Wait wait

goodmorning!!

well well well...
I think so too!!!!

I have jast finished my work.
How about you?

I am zabiel.
I wish I were bird.
Are you hungly?

Yes, I am a hungry.

Shall we get 100?

Oh I am getting 100!!Thankyou,thankyou mam.
Oh Yeah, Oh Oh Oh? no! no,no no.....!!

Do you like mam?

I am a MOHO.Sorry.

What kind of girl do you like?

I like Bon-Q-Bon.

What kind of pennis do you like?

I like skin covered pennis.

Do you know toothpicks in 100yen-shop?

>>103 is a thread owner of "toothpicks in 100 yen-shop".

Do you want to dig my anus?

I'm Wild-Ore.I don't use toothpicks but chopsticks.

Do you know Patto-Saideria~~???

Sorry. Through me.

Yes of course.I am a North Korian.

Do you believe Shogun-sama?

He is a fuckin' guy.

Does he have a common sense?

Yes, he has a bat and two balls.

Do you have a long and thick timpo?

Yes,my timpo is your timpo

Can you get the Meko?

No.Sorry･･･
BUt,I have a lot of HARAKIRI friend.

Do you need me?

Yes Meko is my wife.

Aren't you?

Yes I need you.

Aren't you Mosaku?

YES！！
I get CYOUSYU RIKI.
HE is so cute!!
Can you eat RIKI?

Yes, I ate it very much.

Can you eat dogs?

Yes.
I was eaten by a dog.

Are you the dog?

No, Dog is my mother.

Are dogs studying English?

In The United States,all dogs must be learn English and also in Britain.

What time is it now?

It is onani-time now.

Which univercity do or did you go?

I've never been to "Hotel Universe"

What's wrong with yu?

Stop kidding!
I am God.

Why don't you get married?

Because I'm God either.

How about you?

I am Buddha.

Why are you very poor?

Bcause I married you.

Why did you marry me?

I misunderstood you.

How much are you?

1.000000000＄.

And you?

I'm free!

Would you mind killing you?

Damn You！

Please sit　down, Hear?

Oh,silly!Think better of it! ...Oh,no,no,no...
Don't,...don't insert...No,no,o,
Oooooooh!
Uuuuuh...
Ah,good...My goodness.Mildly...Harder,softly,,,repeat it!
Good!Alright.
Nice play.

By the way, Can your fucking dick extend as long as a light-year, what will you do?

Pardon?

↓Repeat after me.

Udon?

soba? nonnon iwillplaysex!! sex!!


howaboutyou?

my hobby is abortions.
Shall we dance?

No,I play ball.

Do you love me?

I'm sorry, I hate you.

Do Bush and Sadam love each other?

No.
But Sadam loves Bush.
Because Sadam want to shot a big for Bush's asshole.

Do you want the big one?

No.My son is bigger than yours.

Which do you like Mrs.JAIKO or Mt.JAIKO?

Sorry.I have no idea.
I prefer old women like Harue Akagi.

How do you feel about Japanese Imperial Family?

I guess Emperor has no pubic hair now.

How do you think about Okimi-cho ?

Well,well,well,You are kidding.
She is Chinese comedian,isn't she?
Horrible.

What is the best film in the World?

Ai　Iijima　Ryuusyutu　mono　

Ｗho　are　you？

I am Naruhito.
Call me Naru-chan.
My wife is Masako.

What is the most important thing in your poor life?

My name is Ai Iijima.
Ryuushutsu mono micha dame dame.

Have you ever seen my Mamko?

Oh my Gog!
You are just man.

Do you know hoe to sex?

NO，I　hate it.

What is the matter?

There is a big pennis on my matter.

Why do you go to soap-land every day?

I do not know.

Pardon?

To wash my life

What you like to stick into your hole?

A pen.

Do you?

No I dont.

Are you George Bush?

No, I am Sadam Hussein.

And you?

Me too. I'm Sadam, too.

Are You, You, You, and You, all Sadam?

Yes, we are! We're all Sadam!! Ha-Ha-Ha!!

Do Americans eat a cow a day?

Yes, everyday! But only yesterday, I ate a cowboy.

How many cowboy do you have?

ona-ni! ona-ni! ona-ni!

sex-cuse me !!
Do you have a rubber?


That light ,,, a condo-san desu.

sorry! I'm not Kondo
I feel chilly

Can I spank you hip ?

why not!! Plz spank me make it hard.



Are you, such a naughty boy???

Yes! I'm a very naughty at bed room.



Why don't we go to a hotel

but I'm homosexual you lake * this?


I'm getting very HoT.Ican't wait anymore.
Do something about it ??

I give TOUKONCHUNYU for you

You need me?

Yes, if you want.

Ummm,give me chocolate please.

Ha?You have ancute face.
GO away!

Please give me a two TENPURAs.

What's "a two"?

This is a two pens.
This is a two pennises.

So what?

How do you feel right now?

I have a hadache! give me a ......



Why he is not too swift

Shut up, mother facker!

What time is it now?

Yes! It is time!

Give me chocolate!

You must eat cookie, not chocolate, to response to this thread.

Have you ever go to moon?

Yes, everyday!

Have you ever killed a man?

Yeah,I'm fuck'n kill ya,mother fukka!

what are you wating for? punk!

I am a dog

OK?

Must not.

I am a pen.

####　you!
But I love u.

Do you know my name?

Your name is "εηχΩμμαΘヶ"

Do you know that how to sex very well?

If I would know,…who can say!

Did you eat supper?

GO!!! GO! GO!
Ferllow the supanish man!
He stolen my left leg! Because I can't!!!
GO accept that man someone!!!

I eated me.

What do you think?

Yes I do on the wall.

Shall we a pen?

Ah hun...

It's all OK. And come on let's go.

Oｈ！　Ｍｒｓ　Ｊｅａｎ!!　

Ｉ want to go to TDL with you OK?

No! I'm virgin!

Are you virgin?

Yes!We are virfin GURENTAI.

Do you need my hip?

Hip Hop is my spirit.

We are going to do sexual violet no.1. Are you ready?

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Why don't you kill "山崎渉"?
I think "it" must be aboned as soon as possible.

Think defense

But,you miss and find me!