何故切られたしwwwww You: How are you=)) Stranger: pretty good Stranger: you? You: Cool You: I'm extraordinary fine, thanks You: Well, I do self-introduction of myself You: I'm 18 years old erratic and weird and a little bit crazy student who is ikemen-boy and from Japan Stranger: o.k. You: Okay Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Korean cookings I like the most is 비빔밥 Stranger: wow~ Stranger: nice You: I eat that whenever I go to Korean restaurant Stranger: do you speaking korean? You: I can't speak in Korean Stranger: cool Stranger: very happy~ 비빔밥.. Stranger: i like susi You: Ah Stranger: how old? You: Is there Japanese restaurant in Korea? You: I'm 18 years old now Stranger: yes ~very many~ Stranger: im 28 old You: Nice Stranger: i first in here.
Stranger: hey You: こんにちは Stranger: クロノ・トリガー You: NARUTO Stranger: クロノかっこいい ルッカだっけ?アラレちゃんに似てる Stranger: yea im that pro You: ちょwww Stranger: クロノクロス発売の直前にリリースしただけあって 捨て子はクロノクロスの布石になってるんだね。 たぶん、キッドだと思う。 You: どこの国からですか? Stranger: ということは、クロノクロスは・・・? You: 何いってんだw Stranger: alright are you going to speak english now Stranger: or am i gonna have to disconnect
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hellou You: hi Stranger: where are you from?? You: japan You: are you from? Stranger: i am from finland You: oh You: ムーミンですね Stranger: ok.... Stranger: how old are you Stranger: i am 12 You: i am 15.Finland is a country that wants to say some time. Stranger: :D i don´t understant every time:D Stranger: what time is it here You: AM2:22 You: what time ? Stranger: oh here? Stranger: it´s 20.23 Stranger: so how old are you You: I am 15-year-old girl. Stranger: all right i am girl too Stranger: are you in the scool You: Are you 12-year-old girl?Boy?
You: sorry You: It is in the third grade of junior high-school. Stranger: ok Stranger: what is youre hobbies Stranger: do you pläy enything Stranger: play* Stranger: but i have to go it´s nice to talk some one Stranger: bye byebyebyebeybybeybybyebyeyeb Stranger: heippa= finnish it mean bye bye:) You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey im looking for a naughty girl with a webcam You: yeah you finally found me! Stranger: really Stranger: im Gavin Stranger: 17 male florida You: well what did youfor? search girls You: damm You: what did you search girls for? Stranger: what u mean? You: do yochu want You: m You: shit You: my keyboard sucks Stranger: r u a hot girl who is naughty on webcam? You: cool girl Stranger: cool Stranger: u wanna talk on msn? You: idont have account Stranger: aim?
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: im bi You: ? Stranger: just getting it out of the way before you go with "asl" Stranger: im also a guy Stranger: so if youre not into guys, its ok if you disconnect Stranger: or a convo is fine too You have disconnected.
本日の悲しさ Stranger: hi Stranger: where from? You: japaaan You: u? Stranger: f or m? Stranger: USA
You: i guess youre male Stranger: NO Stranger: IM F You: gosh Stranger: Japan is fuck Japan is crazy country Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: kui Stranger: oye its friday!!! You: hey Stranger: hello... You: yes You: what gonna do You: friday Stranger: gonna chat with you.... Stranger: if you like... You: male so,,,, You: sorry Stranger: why sorry???you feel sorry to be male??? Stranger: huh...poor you... You: hey You: imm not gay Stranger: i did not say you are a gay.. Stranger: why r u talking nonsense??? You: at friday. chat man to man? that gay. i think.... You: isnt it? Stranger: shut your mouth i am a female bye dumbo.... You: oh. this is funny You: you chat like man haha Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: こんにちは Stranger: big dick? You: Yes I`am Stranger: you am big dick? Stranger: really You: Yes,but I`am pig. Stranger: me too. I am pig too. Aren't we all
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i won't have sex with you You: why Stranger: no means no You: i will Stranger: rape! You: !!! You: no You: why You: we both want Stranger: RAAAPE!!!!
You: this is Karesansui You: japanese old garden in temple. Stranger: ok. thanx You: The big rock expresses a mountain, and the white gravel expresses the sea and a river You: Nature is found to the average when stopping drinking tea while seeing this garden.
You: ok? Stranger: yeah. thanx really You: it`s so good You: btw u have disital camera? Stranger: i don't use it You: ok i see Stranger: u do? You: Then do not you e-mail it if good?
You: i do Stranger: your address? You: The reply of each other when felt like it. One week later ,,,,,one year later, ,,,,,
Stranger: =0 Stranger: Really? You: yes Stranger: Why? :) You: i went to russia last year Stranger: heh You: i'm model, You: so Stranger: Wow!) Stranger: This cool You: wanna trade pics? Stranger: yes You: pls your e-mail address. Stranger: mmm.. Stranger: no virus? You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: can i see a picture You: yes Stranger: ok Stranger: are you going to send me one You: how do you do Stranger: do you have Stranger: msn Stranger: ? Stranger: or a webcam You: hum・・・・ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hii You: やぁ Stranger: koniciwa Stranger: ?? You: yes Stranger: are you a japanese? You: sure Stranger: cool You: Thank you! Stranger: ? Stranger: i never meet a japanesse in omegle before Stranger: im glad to see you...
You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are u? You: not bad You: from? Stranger: india Stranger: u? You: japan Stranger: nice Stranger: we here in india likes japanese people You: really? Stranger: yeah You: why so? Stranger: for their hospitality Stranger: dont u agree? You: yeah i do You: india is a great country for us Stranger: why? You: its religion, people, and so on... Stranger: thanx
You: I am a Japanese ninja Stranger: wow Stranger: good You: haha Stranger: a u from? You: off course日本 You: japan Stranger: oh! nice to meet you~ You: nice to meet you too Stranger: i lived japan You: oh me too Stranger: umm..6year..? You: fuckin' japanese bitch Stranger: why? Stranger: japanese is good.. You: sure You: today, Stranger: ye.. Stranger: today what? You: Japan is very peace . John Lennon is delight too Stranger: i don't understand.
You: I came from 2ch You: are you too? You: 君もだろ Stranger: 2ch? You: oh sorry Stranger: i forget japanese,, You: It is nothing You: oh...I teach you Stranger: really? Stranger: thank you~~ You: off course Stranger: umm.. You: you speak eng only? Stranger: no Stranger: i'm korean You: other language Stranger: not.. You: oh Korean! Stranger: yea~ You: Korean mens are so cool. Stranger: no no Stranger: somebody very bad Stranger: hey You: Korean people hate japan? Stranger: no You: you like japan? Stranger: yea Stranger: i lived.. You: thank you! Stranger: me too.. Stranger: age?
Stranger: asl You: f 26 Japan You: u? Stranger: mmmmmmm i love tight japanese pussay! Stranger: m. 28. usa You: make love with me? Stranger: yes Stranger: all night long. Stranger: 5 dollars though You: no chaep Stranger: are you a virgin? You: sorry .In fact ,I have CHINKO. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: doesnt he wank? lol Stranger: gosh.. if i had a sister and in my room? thats.. You: he sometimes does,but i pretend not to know it Stranger: omg... Stranger: how? You: we lie on the bunk bed Stranger: oh.. You: my bed is the swcond floor You: ↑ Stranger: and u can hear when he does it? You: yes but don't see Stranger: yea u better not You: i should see?haha Stranger: no better not You: i don't mind it very much.he is a boy.it's natural Stranger: u r a girl so its natural to wank! Stranger: lol You: but if he see...it's not good
Stranger: Aren't the forests fabulous at night? Stranger: I love them. The smell of nature..... The moss covered trees.... Stranger: The sounds of the wild animals. Stranger: The darkness, the leaves crunching beneath your feet. Stranger: It's so fantastic. Stranger: Do you have woods near your house? You: no.. Stranger: Oh, such a pity. Stranger: Do you like the woods? Stranger: Camping is fun. Stranger: Especially for long periods of time. You: i like nature Stranger: Yeah nature is awesome :) Stranger: I went camping for an entire month with some friends of mine when I lived in southern New Jersey. Stranger: There were vast forests and caves. Stranger: We went on like a 4 day exploration. Stranger: Just packed what we needed in our bags. You: nice experience Stranger: Yeah it was epic. Stranger: I'll never forget it. Stranger: There were clear blue streams. Stranger: Rocks to hop across. Stranger: Oops gotta go!
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: how's it goin You: what? Stranger: what do you mean what Stranger: i'm asking how you are Stranger: jesus christ You: fuck you!!!! Stranger: hablar ingless? You have disconnected.
Stranger: Have me write ***YOUR NAME IN JAPANESE!* Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! You: やぁ Stranger: Yaa? You: 日本語でしょ? You: japanese Stranger: いいえ、 ぞろっぱじん です。 You: oh You: are you from? Stranger: ドイツの。 You: ok. You: you like japanese? Stranger: Yes, very much. I'm trying to learn it. Stranger: But all I know yet are the Kana :( You: oh You: age sex? Stranger: 20m. You: why you like japanese? Stranger: Hmm, I once watched this awesome series 名探偵 コナン and spontaneously decided to do Japanese. Stranger: Do you know it? You: yes popular Stranger: Yes, even here in Germany. You: oh nice Stranger: Well, Japanese really is hard :/ Stranger: How old are you? You: 19 Stranger: 19, you have finished school then? You: no You: colege Stranger: But you know almost 2000 kanji, no? Stranger: That makes me jealous :D You: i know 10000kanji Stranger: That's really impressive! Stranger: By the way is it true that it gets easier to learn them once you know about 800 or so? You: yeah You: コナンを小さくさせた犯人がアガサ博士 Stranger: Ah, now I see. You: yeah Stranger: どもう ありがと! おつ ^^ You: おっつー^^ Stranger: :D
初めて喋った相手が英国でびびった・・・ しかもいきなりきられて涙目ww次はVIPPERにあたりたいww You: hi Stranger: hey You: where are you from? Stranger: england you? You: japan Stranger: cool You: nice to meet you =) Stranger: you too :) You: my english is not so good// Stranger: it seems good to me =) You: thanks! You: I'm glad to hear that You: how old are you? You: hey?? Stranger: 19 :) Stranger: you? You: Oh I'm 16. You: so I'm younger than you =( You: lol Stranger: :) lol Stranger: do you start learning english very young? 'cause you speak it very well You: thank you very much =) I just have started learning english 3years ago Stranger: :o wow You: but i have some friends who speak english well so, You: i learn farster than the other japanese =) Stranger: :D You: I have British friend too=) Stranger: in japan? You: no. You: When i visited england, i got =D Stranger: ah :) Stranger: where did you visit? Stranger: london? You: yes! i visited london. I love the city! You: have you ever visited to japan? Stranger: nope :( You: It's also great coutry so you have to ! lol Stranger: i'd like to =) You: Yeah You: =D You: Are you female or male?? Stranger: male, you? You: oh I'm female=) Stranger: ok :) You: what time is it now in england? Stranger: 9pm You: ok =) You: because we do not have same time so lol ここでいきなりきられたひでえww
Stranger: Hey You: hey! Stranger: asl You: 23,M,japan Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: I can speak English only a little though it says first. You: asl? Stranger: imagirl im 15 i live in australia and your a pedo Your conversational partner has disconnected. ペド?もしかして俺ペド扱いされた?
You: hey! Stranger: are you a girl .if so im guessing your a cheating whore You: no!no! i am male! Stranger: ok good cause women are fucking whores Stranger: all of them Stranger: down to yours and my grandmas Stranger: fucking sluts You: What I want to say. You: What you want to say. Stranger: what Stranger: no just dont talk to girls Stranger: really dont You: no just dont talk to girls Stranger: i dont You: No, because I am a man Stranger: really the last one i did i called a whore over faCE book she was bragging about how she cheats on her boyfriend You: I can speak English only a little Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: hi You: ASL? Stranger: 18,f,and toppenish Stranger: hbu You: hbu←what? Stranger: asl Stranger: how bout you You: 15.f.and japanese Stranger: coolio and i lied bout my age lolz i thought you wer older Stranger: im 15 and my sis is 16 You: my sister is 17. also I and my sister is little yonger than you. Stranger: like what? You: i like take a pictue. how about you? Stranger: what? Stranger: pictue? You: Photograph Stranger: o picture You: :) Stranger: :D You: cute Stranger: ok?lol so what do ya wana tlk bout You: difficult... ya←you wana←want tlk←talk bout←about →what do you want talk abou. OK? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ハングルはエキサイト翻訳しますた Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from ? You: japan Stranger: 쓰레기 일본년들ㅋ(ゴミ日本年野原キウク) Stranger: 야 ㅋ(オイ キウク)←キウクてなんぞ? Stranger: 독도는 우리땅이야(独島(ドクト)は私たちの土地は) Stranger: 씨발새끼야(クソ野郎) You: r u korian? Stranger: 멍청아(馬鹿) You: ハングル読めねえよ Stranger: 독도는우리당 !!!땅!!(独島(ドクト)はウリ党!!!土地!!)←学のないゆとりにウリ党の意味を教えてくだしあ You: What are you saing? Stranger: 독도는(独島(ドクト)は) Stranger: 우리땅!!(私たちの土地!!) Stranger: 独島は韓国のものです。 You: 正直いって興味ありません。 You: It is not interesting for me. Stranger: 개념있는 일본사람이네요(概念ある日本人ですね) Stranger: 욕한것은 죄송합니다(ののしったことは申し訳ありません) Stranger: 申し訳ありません You: never mind Stranger: なぜ日本は独島を自分の土地だとするのですか? You: I don't know. You: I'm a Japanese but You: I'm not Japanese Government Stranger: your is very good boy Stranger: 日本人たちの中にも良い人がいますね。 You: 良い人というよりは、若者はその事に関して無関心な場合が多いのです。 Stranger: yes .. You: 일본의 젊은이는 그 것에 관해서 무관심할 경우가 많습니다.←上のをエキサイトほにゃくした Stranger: 翻訳していただく必要はありません。 Stranger: 日本語を読むことができます。 You: 私は日本語で話せばいいのですか? Stranger: 不十分ですが、日本語を学んだことができます。 검색 You: それは素晴らしい。 You: 言葉の壁は異文化間の壁と同じです。 Stranger: your good boy , very very good boy .. , You: だから私は英語を話せるようになるために、このチャットを使っています。 Stranger: 日本人はすべて悪い人だと考えていたのはそれがありませんでした You: 最初から嫌っていては、その人を理解できません。 You: だから、会話をする事が重要だと思っています。 Stranger: yes yes Stranger: good good !! Stranger: i like you ! You: 伝わったのなら嬉しいです。 Stranger: sorry , go to the home Stranger: sorry !! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hey hey hey You: from? Stranger: Boring Stranger: Say something interesting You: i am fuckin jap Stranger: Okay You: you? Stranger: I'm from Canada Stranger: And why insult yourself so? Stranger: I thought the Japanese were a proud people You: cause you said say something interesting Stranger: You're Chinese, are you not? You: no. i am japanse and 19 years old Stranger: Hai You: how old? Stranger: Watashi wa Kanadajin, desu You: did you learn japanse? Stranger: Only a little bit Stranger: I'm still learning Stranger: I'm 17
You: hello Stranger: hi You: how are you Stranger: good i have had a few beers and it is late You: hmmm, you shouldn't drink You: its bad for mind and body Stranger: but it is the only way to kick the heroin You: hmmm You: okay then You: i guess its okay Stranger: Mom is that you? You: yes, what are the chances of me meeting you here You: ima come over and give u a spanking now You: watch yourself, and dont try to run Stranger: aww come on mom all the kids are doing it You: well, u have to break yourself apart from that "all" and become independant You: thats the only way u will succeed You: did u take your pills? Stranger: but no one likes a quitter You: your mother likes quitterm if u are one of them You: im here for you Stranger: i held the pills under my tongue and spit them out when nurse ratched wasnt looking You: tsk tsk, you got that from your daddy You: im dissapointed in you! You: you should know better Stranger: I wish you would tell me who daddy was You: if i tell you, i will have to kill you You: and i can't do that Stranger: is that what happened to dad Mother? You: TAKE YOUT PILLS You: and go to sleep Stranger: The green ones give me the shits Stranger: The red ones make me feel warm and fuzzy though You: if you eat the green ones with the yellow ones, then its You: going to work properly You: the red ones are my viagra pills..... Stranger: the maid stole all the yellow ones You: try taking the green ones with the red ones then You: lets see what happens You: and drink milk with it You: not water Stranger: Mom why do you need viagra. arent you going through the change and suffering from dry socket? You: who told you about that? Stranger: the cat You: that damned cat You: hmm You: i have to kill the c.. i mean i have to go take out the trash You: see u when u get home You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Jessica? You: micheal? Stranger: Yeah You: wow You: but im not jessica sorry and goodbye~~ You have disconnected. からかうの楽しいですwwww つうかfuck japanese dogて言われたんでfuck you shitって言い返したんだが こっちが切断したんで言い逃げしたと思われてたら悔しいんだぜ
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: How u doin?...19/male/NY You: 17/m/jap Stranger: wats up? Stranger: so wat r u doin right now? You: I am free Stranger: kool...r u horny? You: sorry iam not good at typing Stranger: its ok You: i was studying chemistry Your conversational partner has disconnected
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi, hi, you are a man or woman? You: wimon Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: fuck you You: thank you Stranger: ok ,again You: fuck me Stranger: twice You: have u ever fuck japanese? Stranger: my name is gypsy You: nice to meet u Stranger: of course You: wow, how was that? Stranger: just soso, because their asses is awaful Stranger: and you? Stranger: you're a japan? You: yup Stranger: good You: my ass is awful to ya..*< Stranger: fuck you with your mum on the same bed Stranger: twice a day Stranger: never stop Stranger: until the end of the world You: hehe You: i love you Stranger: ni yuan lai shi zhongguoren Stranger: wo jingran ye shi Stranger: rang wo men yiqi fuck JApan ba You: hehe say more You: i love it. Stranger: jb? Stranger: i know You: pls say more You: never stop Stranger: fuck yourself You: come on Stranger: use the gspsy's mosue Stranger: mouse You: *mouth You: lick mine Stranger: know mouse You: plz Stranger: i am tired You: oh pls..
Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: where are you from?? You: japan^^ You: u? Stranger: poland You: oh! You: so far!^^ Stranger: hehe yes You: m or f? Stranger: m and you?? You: me too^^ Stranger: ok i have to go
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ( ^ω^) Stranger: herro You: hi You: (^ω^ ) Stranger: whats that? You: japanese charactor Stranger: ah ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Meow. You: your from? You: oh. cat? Stranger: meow You: come on.come on You: i love cat's You: so cute Stranger: meow meow You: hahaha You: hey cat. your from? Stranger: meow meow meow You: ok ok. You: how old? Stranger: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Stranger: hi You: hi You: whtas up? Stranger: how are you? You: good Stranger: not much You: why? Stranger: im so tired You: job? Stranger: life You: realy? Stranger: really You: :D You: from? Stranger: japan You: good Stranger: you? You: new york Stranger: cool You: asl? Stranger: i dont want tell You: ohayou You: kontihaha Stranger: ohayougozaimasu You: how old? Stranger: 30s You: 30にもなって偉そうに日本語教えてんじゃねーよwwwwwww You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hi You: hello! Stranger: asl You: im japanese You: but icen speak english Stranger: :) You: sorry i can Stranger: m/f? You: man!!:) Your conversational partner has disconnected. 男って答えたら切られたwww
Αν έχετε εμπειρία έπεσε Σίγουρα ◆ ◆ Το νήμα έχει πάει σε αυτό μετά από μια προσωρινή αποτυχία. Παρακαλώ περιοδεία建Tenai Σίγουρα εξαφανίζεται ακόμη και με τον καιρό για την επισκευή.
(Εάν δεν ανακτήσει την πλήρη ημέρα ή περισσότερο μπορεί να κατασκε υαστούν στην ενδιάμεση Σίγουρα καταργήσετε προσωρινά μόλις το σημείο ανάκτησης Παρακαλώ σημειώστε.) Mirya κιβώτιο παιχνίδι για το καταφύγιο και ανάκτηση Παρακαλώ περιμένετε ενώ MATTARI χρήση πλάτη ψύχρα και chat. Βέβαιος ορισμένες από τις εν λόγω σκάφους είναι συνήθως η θερα πεία είναι διαφορετική.
Chiruno, πίσω, το παρελθόν Umigamesure → Το ημερολόγιο του σκάφους δεν θα αποθηκευτούν. Meru αποσκευές Σίγουρα, Σίγουρα Διάφορα Shell Scarlet Sang 1000 μετά τ ην επίτευξη του ουρανού θα πρέπει να αφαιρεθούν σύμφωνα με την εξωτερική θόλο.
Σίγουρος Noizi Me, και έχει γίνει ένα Ichasure φασκόμηλο → δύναμη. Β εβαιωθείτε ότι το εξωτερικό είναι上Garimasen Sureddoshaffuru. Το τελευταίο ημερολόγιο θα αποθηκευτούν σε αυτόν τον πίνακα.
Σίγουρος, εκτός από την σπονδυλική στήλη → φασκόμηλο δύναμη θα πρέπει να αφαιρούνται αμέσως μετά την άφιξή 1000. Βέβαιος Σίγουρα, η θεραπεία της σπονδυλικής στήλης + σκύλες → Σίγουρα πράγμα να οικοδομήσουμε δεν είναι συνεχής. Παρακαλείσθε να θέσει ένα συγκεκριμένο αριθμό ημερών.
Stranger: HELLO You: hello:D Stranger: where r u from You: japannn Stranger: ooooooooo Stranger: i love japan Stranger: i've been there one time Stranger: so many tech stuff You: really!? you are very nice!!:D Stranger: i spent all my money there Stranger: bought a lot of crazy things You: oh ... good... Stranger: im from colombia You: ok You: yeah Stranger: here its crazy we have to watch out all the time bc of drug dealers Stranger: the own this country Stranger: they* Stranger: they own even the police Stranger: police wont do anything a drug dealer got in my house and robbed me You: humm Stranger: its sad You: yes... Stranger: but Stranger: is it true that japane ppl have small 8=D Stranger: i mean i saw one video once and it was really small Stranger: r u there buddy? You: yes You: i have Stranger: r u ok with it? Stranger: japanese girls dont care about size right? You: hum... You: i dont well english... You: sorry i dont mean it something... Stranger: japanese girls ( o)(o ) do they care about little penis 8=D? You: oh hahaha:D You: i have big boy Stranger: but they say in japan everyone has little penis 8=D
You: yes You: i have Stranger: r u ok with it? Stranger: japanese girls dont care about size right? You: hum... You: i dont well english... You: sorry i dont mean it something... Stranger: japanese girls ( o)(o ) do they care about little penis 8=D? You: oh hahaha:D You: i have big boy Stranger: but they say in japan everyone has little penis 8=D You: nono Stranger: so it isnt true? You: it is not true!! Stranger: o i see You: japanese penis is... You: big Stranger: wtf Stranger: i saw a video once Stranger: and it was the smallest i've ever seen Stranger: really small Stranger: anyway when i was in japan i noticed that the girls dont have any boobs Stranger: girls in japan have small (.)(.) Stranger: ? You: no You: ( 0 )( 0 ) Stranger: dont lie to me!!! Stranger: do u have a katana on your house ? You: yes You: aa Stranger: |\ | | | | | | You: wood katana Stranger: nice Stranger: do u know kung fuu Stranger: like jackie chan You: do you know SAMURAI? Stranger: ya You: and NINJA Stranger: ya Stranger: kage bunshin You: it is true... Stranger: FUCK DRUG DEALER ON MY HOUSE Stranger: GOTTA GET MY GUN Stranger: SHIT Stranger: I DONT WANNA DIE You: what!!! You: hey!!! You: hey!!! You: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: age? You: age?oh yaes,yes. Stranger: so, Stranger: ? You: ($_$) Stranger: and it means? You: means?oh yaes,yes. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: you want to stick my penis in a toaster Stranger: i find that sooooo HOT Stranger: haha on the wekkends Stranger: in bed Stranger: stop writing a novel! Stranger: I LOVE YOU. Stranger: i guess you don't want to stick my penis in your toaster Stranger: stop typing stranger! Stranger: im kidding i want you to talk Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hej You: Do you know anything a little while ago though it met FBI? Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: god? Stranger: no, not today. You: when is it? Stranger: you'll know Stranger: it's not today You: i just have to wait another day... You: anyways...a/s/l Stranger: death is nothing you should fear.... it is a sweet reprieve.
You: hey Stranger: hey asl You: 18 m japan Stranger: my name is juice-wats yrs?? You: my name is kento. Stranger: sweet You: do you like baseball?? Stranger: i play it Stranger: hav u neva heard of me Stranger: juice apple You: i like it Stranger: hav u heard of me?? You: un Stranger: my bro is juice orange You: oh,i like it too Stranger: no im serious Stranger: r u tryin 2 insult me Stranger: coz i do kick boxing Stranger: and spend 3 hours in the gym in the mornin You: oh, its cool Stranger: and juice orange is a wrestler Stranger: he can break yr nek real easy Stranger: my mum is a rugby player You: oh,strong family You: i am a karate player Stranger: me 2- blak belt You: wonderful me too Stranger: my mum is johhny wilkinsons big sis Stranger: shes caled johnesa You: ok Stranger: im not lyin You: my sis is verycute You: but You: mind is black. Stranger: racist You: why?? Stranger: wats ron wid bein blak You: sorry. You: i want to say Stranger: no worry You: character is bad Stranger: no worry Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsQCiEHNjq8 Stranger: watch that You: i watched You: interesting Stranger: dont worry be happy You: thanks Stranger: u on youtube?? Stranger: got an account You: yes i have an account Stranger: yr vids?? You: i have no video. You: i watch only Stranger: oh
Stranger: HI, i'd like a hamburger and a large iced tea to go, please You: Do you want cheese? Stranger: no cheese You: Do you want my big cock? Stranger: YES! PLEASE! IM GAY! You: That will be 70000 yen please Stranger: yen? are you japanese? You: Yes, im 20 male Tokyo Stranger: Cool! You: Not cool...Tokyo is very noisy for me... Stranger: umm, i have heard it so You: Where are you from? Stranger: Brisbane You: Hey aussie! I bet you cool accent! Stranger: haha, i think so Stranger: then, i paid 70000 yen, lets have hot gay sex!! You: Yep, but i'll assume im the strong slient type and get to it Stranger: so i will set up the scenario Stranger: i find you in an allyway and im really horny You: Okay, but since we're both adults I need to incapacitate you somehow. Stranger: nice! so i grab a lead pipe, run up from behind, and break your skull open You: SKULL FUCK FUCK YEAR Stranger: IT CUTS THE SIDES OF MY PENIS BUT I LOVE IT You: BLOOD IS THE BEST LUBRICANT You: THE TIP OF MY PENIS DRIBBLES PRECUM ALL OVER YOUR MUSHY BRAIN Stranger: OH SHIT THE COPS You: YEAH, FUCK FUCK FUCK Stranger: OH YEAH THAT FEELS GOOD You: YEAH YEAH YEAH You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: how are yall You: Fine! Thanx for asking You: U? Stranger: good just got back from surgery You: What kinda surgery? Stranger: had my penis turned inside out Stranger: because i was born a woman You: Wow:-o Stranger: with a mans body Stranger: i know its sad You: Now,you are man? Stranger: no i am now a woman You: Sorry I misunderstood. Stranger: yea its pretty wierd but i kinda feel more comfortable You: I'm just surprised Stranger: now i just gotta get a boob job that makes all the boys come to the yard You: Wow,groovy! Stranger: you a m/f? You: M Stranger: you wanna try it out? You: I don't wanna do yet coz I'm 17 yet Stranger: im 23 so its legal You: In my country it's illegal Stranger: : ( now im all lonely You: Hmm,I can do it in secretXD Stranger: ok bring a razor to cuz its pretty hairy still You: Ok. Stranger: do you think back hair is sexy on a woman? You: A bit back hair sometimes look sexy I think. You: But too much is not good Stranger: o ok well you might wanna bring your lawn mower then Stranger: well im going to get new boobs wish me luck Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hi, 18 f ny You: Hey New Yorker, I'm 20 male tokyo Stranger: cool! wanna see my boobs? You: Nope, I'm so expecting that i'll meet a hot guy who be a knockout Stranger: oh with a bullet in it ... you may have a chance? You: Ahh ... If i cant meet .. Even better .. I got burned .... Stranger: I can be anything you want You: NO, YOU HAVE NOT A HOLY UMBO Stranger: I'll be your homey? You: Unfortunately .. Stranger: but you spend ur days on fucking slut? You: Your slut in your head ... and fuck knows bout the last one! You: Learn to get a life, you fucking ASS HOLE of guy! Stranger: give me a good reason to believe in u You: Holy shit, i'm totally in GUY'S BODY You: Image bitch, You take a piece of salami and tie a string to it You: Then you thrust it in my nib with keeping hold of the string, but failure is never permitted Stranger: uhh .. it sounds ever had a hard time getting devils corner You: Yes, but you take any guys, so they fucking me like im their prison bitch You: Then you can thrust the salami!! Stranger: aww unbelievable ... i seem to have been making light of you You: フハハハハ ("fuhahahaha" laughing in japanese) You: MAN'S ZEAL, FIGHTING SPIRIT, FRIENDSHIP You: BITCH CANT PECKING AROUND AT THE THING AND TAKE IT Stranger: you are very scared ... but you are big willie for me .... You: No, I'm your motherfucker, I'm just getting my finger into my ass Stranger: how many dicks you got in ur ..? You: I cant count by the finger cuz my finger now into .. Stranger: if i will be transsexual, i can join in the crowd? You: NO, I dont eat nasty pie, for pie is heavenly and bad pie can result in the apocalypse You: Oh, My budgerigar seems to become sleepy, so I'm going to hit the hay early tonight ... Stranger: ahh i want not to break up with you ... more talking plz Stranger: please please You: Have safe life bitch ... ククク ("kukuku" laughing in japanese) You have disconnected.