Koro-chan! Koro-chan! Koro-chan! KORO-CHAAAAAAAAAANN!!! FUCK YEAAA AAHHA AAAAHH AAHHH GOD! AAAH IM COMING AAAH… AAhhhh Koro-chan! KOROCHANN KOROCHAN KOROCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! *Sniff* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH LOVE THE SMELLL *SNIFF* Mmmmmm yeaaaaa I WANT TO SMELL KORO-CHAN’s FUCKIN CHONMAGEEEE MMM YEAAAAA *SNIFF* *SNIFF* MMMM YEAAAA FUCK I SCREWED UP!! I WANT TO SNUGGLE IT! SNUGGLE ! SNUGGLE! SNUGGLY SNUGGLE HAIR!!!! *BITE* SNUGGLE KOROCHAN IS THE SHIT IN THE GAMEBOY VERSION!!! AAAAAAA….. AHH…. FUCK YEAAAAAAA HE WENT TO THE FUTURE DUDE!!! SO CUTE!!!! Koro-chan! SO CUTE! ANIME LASTED FOR 9 YEARS!!!!! SO HAPPY!!! NYAAAYYAAAAAA UGHHHHHHH LAST EPISODE? THAT’S A LIE!!!!!!! WAIT….I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT…. KORO-CHAN ISNT GONNA COME BACK ANY MORE?????? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!! FUCK!!!! WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS?!?!?! FUCK THAT SHIT! IM GONNA QUIT!!! IM NOT GONNA SAY SORRY…. WHAT? HE’S WATCHING ME? KORO-CHAN IS WATCHING ME? THE REAL LIFE KORO-CHAN IS WATCHING ME!!!!! KORO-CHAN IS WATCHING ME!!! THE GAME VERSION KORO-CHAN IS WATCHING ME!!1 THE ANIME VERSION KORO-CHAN IS TALKING TO ME! IM STILL GONNA LIVE NOW!!!!!1 FUCK YEAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAA I HAZ KOROCHANZ OMG OMG OMG I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO DO WITH HIM! AAHAHHAHAHAHA LAST EPISODE KORO-CHAN NOOOOOOOO WAAY!!!!! AAAAAA KITERETSU-KUN! DORAEMON~~ CHINPUIIIIII MOJAKOOOOO~~!! MY FEEELINGS MY LOVE!!!! PLZ REACH KORO-CHAN!!!!! PLZ REACH KORO-CHAN IN EDO PERIOD!!!!!!
Last time, I went to fucking Book-off, I wanted to take a dump so I was about to go into the bathroom and wtf freakin sign says “Plz ask before using the bathroom.” So I was like fuck this shit but oh wellz and went to ask the nerdy bitch, “Excuse me, may I use the bathroom?” lol the bitch goes all surprised and replies “umm.. yeaa? I guess? …Sure” What a creep! It says fuckin ask! What you mean “Umm.. yea?” So I was already pretty pissed off by the time I took a dump, but I realized after I was done the bitch didn’t work in the store…lol
>>7 How many children do you want? I want three. Two girls, One boy. You can choose the names. I don’t have much of a naming sense.Heh, who do you think they will look like? If they are our children, they are bound to be cute, regardless of boy or girl. And we are gonna live in a white house with a pretty garden … and we are gonna have a pet dog. You should let me name the dog. Do you like dogs? Or are you a cat guy? I’m a dog person for life. Oh, but if you really like cats more, I’ll be fine with that too… I’m a dog person but I also like animals in general. But… I love you the most darling… Just like how you love me the most. Hey, what kind of food do you like? Hm? Why I’m asking you such question? Oh, its because from tomorrow I’m gonna prepare you lunchboxes! I mean from tomorrow I’m gonna make all your food! So I gotta know what you like and don’t like! It’s not a good habit to have likes and dislikes but I do want you to enjoy what I make. At least the first time I want to make a menu you love. No need to thank me, its pretty natural for a girlfriend to cook lunch for her boyfriend! But I just want you to do me one favor. I always wanted to feed my boyfriend… like spoon to mouth . So tomorrow, you better not run! I’m gonna be hurt if you do… I might kill you from the shock..Just kidding! And I want to tell you. . plz don’t get angry… I used to like a boy in middle school.. no its not like im cheating on you.. theres nobody I love more than you.. its just that I knew the boy before I met you.
続き： And nothing happened, honest. Thinking about it now… he was pretty lame.. we actually never spoke to each other.. I guess that’s okay. I’m just saying this because I feel its best that we keep no secrets between each other so we don’t have any sad misunderstandings. Unfortunate misunderstandings should remain in the movies and soap operas. I mean I bet we can get along fine even if such thing happens but… so yea… how about you? Is there any girl you had a crush on? Obviously you don’t… but you must have some girl you fancied…its okay im not trying to make you feel guilty. I mean, I’ll let you go.. its because you didn’t meet me yet right? Now that you’ve met me, all those girls must be like dirt on the ground! I feel kind of guilty for those girls for keeping you just for my own but hey, that’s love isn’t it? You chose me. And that is that. I have to be happy for the sake of those girls as well! But hey, you can go find those girls other dates too! I mean, its unfair if im the only one whos happy right? You think so too right?
>>13 ○NHK had been broadcasting nursery songs that encourages bullying
I believe many still remember the nursery song “When I become a first -grader” which used to be played in the educational program “NHK Wit h Mommy.” Let us look at the lyrics for the song: When I become a first-grader (omitted) would I make 100 friends? And: I hope 100 of us will eat riceballs on top of Mount Fuji Think about this carefully. IF you make 100 friends, in total there should be 101 kids. However, only 100 will be eating lunch on top of Mount Fuji. This signifies that the group has forced one child to climb the Fuji yet did not allow him/her to eat lunch with rest of the group. What a tragedy. Now we see that behind the upbeat tune and the seemingly hopeful topic of making friends in elementary school, there is this wicked hidden message. It has been reported that over 60% of the children who has been brought up listening this song has been influenced to become future bullies. How are the ministries of education, trade and industry, not to forget NHK going to take responsibility for propagating the recent bully-suicide issue -- throughout the course of past few decades...?
• Sakana-kun’s father is a professional Go player. Sakana-kun-san himself is also professional level at Go • Discovered a way to differentiate “Lefteye flounder” and “Righteye- flounder” when he was in the fourth grade • During middle school he entered吹奏楽部, thinking it was水槽学(same pronunciation). However, he was an award level solo saxophonist. • Succeeded in artificial incubation of a horseshoe crab during 9th grade • TV Champion winner 5 times in a row.--> Hall of Fame • Holder of the “Sakana-kanji 258 Test 1st Degree” (as of 2009, he is the only holder) • He also loves to eat fish and is secretly the Guinness world records holder of “Man to eat most species of fish” (3228 species) • Dissed Ayumi Hamasaki, “You are not great enough to hold the name of Ayu” • So famous even the British deep sea investigation team in discovery channel knew about him • Sakana-kun-san is currently the only man whose body has antibodies against globe fish poison (according to WHO) • Sakana-kun’s original primary body(the hat) was sold in auction for 340 ten thousand yen (he donated the money) • Its famous Hiroki Matsukata fished the giant Pacific bluefin tuna, but few knows that Sakana-kun-san bought it • Sakana-kun-san’s real name is in the special credits for Tsuribakanisshi since the original series • Actually, approximately 10% of fish species in the world was found by Sakana-kun-san. Modern day Toriko.
※ This includes information about the human parasite as well. Thus, the exact credibility of the information remains unclear.
>>23 HAHA HAD YOU WAITING GUY HUH!! HAVE YOUR FUCKING COCKS OUT READY FOR BATTLE! ??SCREAM MASCULINITY AND TACKLE AGAINST EACH OTHER BROTHERS! THE CRASHES OF REAL MEN AND REAL MUSCLES!!! SCREAM MASCULINITY!!THE BLACK LIGHTS DIM ALL KINKY, THE SWEAT AND CUM MIX IN THE ATMOSPHERE. THIS ROOM IS OUR SECRET CHAMBER..FOR ME AND MAH BROTHER. BUZZCAT HUGE COCK MAH BROTHER, AND BIG MUSCLE PROUD MUSCLE ME. I CANT WAIT. I CANT WAIT MAN! I WANT TO STICK MY FACE IN MY BROTHA’S SIDES, I WANT TO STICK MY NOSE AND TONGUE. I WANT TO TAKE A BITE ON HIS ROCK HARD NIPPLES AND SHOW MY DIRTY RIPPED ASS. HE WONT TAKE THAT NOW HE WONT TAKE THAT. HE TOOK MY MAGNUM AND PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH. TWO CAN PLAY THE GAME!!! I BENT DOWN TO HAVE A TASTE OF HIS ANACONDA. DONE WITH THE SNAKE? THEN ITS TIME FOR THE ASS. I OPEN IT UP AND PUT MY NOSE DOWN! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS MUSCLE. LIKE A BEAST WE MOVE, POLE, HOLE, POLE, HOLE. THERS NO TIME TO WAIT. KISS THE NIPPLE! SPARE ME YOU DEMON! ITS FUKCING MUSCLE CARNIVAL! I BEND DOWN AND LET HIM TAKE MY UPPER BODY. I TAKE HIS BEHIND AND OH BOY NOW STARTS THE PARTY. GROWL LIKE TWIN BEASTS, STARE LIKE SNAKES. HUSTLE HUSTLE AND PISTON! EXPLOSIVE PISTONS NONSTOP! DIG, DUG, FUCK YEA!!!!HIS FUCKIN PISTON IS RIDICULOUS. BOTH OUR ASSES OPEN WIDE FOR THE LAST SPART. BROTHA STANDS UP, LIFTING HIS MAGNUM AND STROKES IT WITH HIS HANDS. UP THE MISSILE GOES TO SKY HIGH. ME? GETTING MY NIPPLES OWNED BY MY BROTHA AND WITH A SPLASH OF MANLY SWEAT I ROLL, AIM AND FIRE TO MY BROTHA’S FACE. HEADSHOT BABY! THEN LICK AND CLEAN AND ENJOY MY OWN BULLET TOO. CANT FORGET THE MUSCLE MADNESS. BROTHA IS THE FUCKING MAN.
>>29 ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹ ∩＿∩ 人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人 ／ ＼ ／＼ ＜ I sense this great feeling of unity…. A sense of burning unity that we had never experienced before…＞ | （ﾟ）=（ﾟ） | ＜Is it a wind… something is definitely blowing..its coming .. .steadysound… towards us…!! | ●_● | ＜ Don’t let it end half-assed… Lets finish it till the end! ＞ / ヽ ＜ Behind the screen you have countless allies. You are not alone.＞ | 〃 ------ ヾ | ＜ Let us Believe. And let us Fight. ＞ ＼＿＿二＿＿ノ ＜ There will be provocateurs. There will be obstacles. But Keep your Passion. Don’t be swayed away. ＞ ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹ
>>40 ● n’ And!！n’ And！n’ And！（Nyaa）Nyaa~~n’ And! Play! Play! Play with me! ┠～～～┐ When im being a naughty girl.. I’m cute? No way! ┃ ● ∫ Yey！Yey！Yey！（NyaO）LOVE！ Take it! Take it! Plz Take it! ┠～～～┘ Emergency? That’s daily work! If I say I like you, That’s gonna be THE END nyan! ┃ Self-centered? I’m the way I am! Nekomanma! Always Staring down at you! ┃ tortoiseshell・speckled・tiger・white(hurry up!) Welcome Cat-welcome ┃ Don’t get too carried away！ Nyantara！We don’t like boys who are too nice (Myaaan) ┃ Happy New NYEAR Nice to meet you! ┃ I’ll give you My First OVERRUN ┃ I’ll run away So Chase me! A round world ┃ Lucky New Face ┃ You are getting closer! Find only ME ┃ You want to pick me up? Do what ever you want!
Take the overcooked ramen – separate the soup and noodle first of course. Stir the noodle in a frying pan with sesame oil, garlic, soy sauce and when the noodle returns to its normal hardness, put the soup in, turn down the heat a little, stew for a while, and it will taste like crap.
>>57 When I got to LAWSON I couldn’t hear what the employee was saying so I was like “WHAT???” He suddenly opens the window and says “Excuse me, do you have Karaage-kun?” I was like “How the fuck would I know? And don’t open the window all of a sudden!” So he hurriedly closes it and now the bag of bread got stuck. So I was like “WTF are you doing? You shitting me?” His hands were trembling so hard when he was putting in the steamed buns in my bag LOL
>>66 I don’t want to piss you off or anything. I just want your sincere answer. How are you commenting at this time of day? Normal people should have school or work… I think your parents will be very sad if they learned about what you are doing… Please. Take a look at reality.
>>73 『I wonder if it’ll go in***（three holes!）』 Fap fap（beeow！）Fap fap（beeow！）Creamy（WOOW！）SEMEN SHOWER! Hardcore HOMO（AHHH！）Hardcore Homo（AHHH！）Take out the big magnum
If it stands up, point it to left and right, you’re the homo don’t move! I forgot to wash it! I cant do anal! Just cheat by wiping it off and dance all naked! Made the straight guy take off his clothes! After (we) show off(our asses) whimsical yet hardcore homos take off your clothes, let go your loads and don’t wipe them off! Thus, I’ve found it now! The place we can go all-out homo!(where? Where?) I told you! Its here! In the public bath room! In the private room!! ***（three holes）Found it! BANG BANG (AHHHHH!) BANG BANG (AHHHH! ) Hardcore homo (AHHH!) KIMOCHIIIIII CREAMPIE!(BOOM!) CREAMPIE!(BOOM!) I woke up after getting cummed (AHHH!!)
９２までで寝る （ ^p^ ） /⌒ ｀ヽ They say the more advanced the specimen, the rarer it is in a given population, / / │＼＿П There’s significantly less people with disabilities in this world than there are able-bodied people. ( /ヽ |＼＿__E） Thus it is evident that people with disabilities are more advanced than able-bodied person. ＼ / | （ _ﾉ | | / / | / / ( ) ) | | / | | |. / |＼ ＼ ∠／ ￣
ずれた （ ^p^ ） /⌒ ｀ヽ They say the more advanced the specimen, the rarer it is in a given population, / / │＼＿П There’s significantly less people with disabilities in this world than there are able-bodied people. ( /ヽ |＼＿__E） Thus it is evident that people with disabilities are more advanced than able-bodied person. ＼ / | （ _ﾉ | | / / | / / ( ) ) | | / | | |. / |＼ ＼ ∠／ ￣
>>90 Humans…Life.. They are both like internet Threads. They are born into this world with great hopes, but can disappear without ever being seen by others… And sometimes, the ones that give birth to discord live long… But in the end, all of them will disappear.. But even if they disappear, a new one will be born… and be forgotten… and disappear The cycle will continue without a problem But remember. Even if the parents name their second child the same name as their first child, the same child won’t be born.