韓国砲撃に関する英語圏の反応をコピペするスレ

goddamn pussy korea giving me blue balls. don't start shit unless you want to take it all the way. I was excited thinking something interesting might happen

if this wasn't korea we were talking about, I would say the jews did it, but those cheap sneaky bastards have something up their sleeve, something dirty, backhanded, and down right evil.

>>66
私のマラは53万です。

YES WAR FINALLY WW3 been fucking waiting ages for this. come on you mad Dictator!! make the world plunge into chaos

Good thing I've played through Fallout 1, 2, 3 and NV, I'm totally ready for this.

HELLO GUYS Im a good girl. Honestly. My parents dont even know that Ive had sex.....sex....sex. Thats my problem. Im addicted to sex!
BUT my last boyfriend was so tight that we couldn't have sex. I need to do it with a smaller guy because i'm a little girl.
Please no big dicks! hehe

come oon ww3 let me be all I can be.!! hopefully this whole world system will collapse so we can start new..

73　は黒人を戦争に行かせてやるよ、というニュアンス
74　はなんか悔しガッテム

Best Korea has the worlds third largest army.
Kim keeps his army fed and everybody else gets no food. Best Korea has a whopping total of ten nukes. Almost every citizen is willing to fight and die for glorious leader.

日本語でおk

Is everyone forgetting South Korea PROVOKED THIS ATTACK?!

Did you forget the why never matters?
We provoked the Japanese to attack Pearl Harbor.

>>75　ムスリムの仕業かと思ったら違うのか。
（後半はthoseがだれを指すのか分からん）

どこのやつもいってることはかわらんなｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

韓国海軍艦船40隻が対馬沖玄界灘に展開中
http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mitemite/1281096529/

>>86
Jewはユダヤ人だろ
きたねえユダ公死ねって言いたいだけの文

>>77　来いよ金正日、ミックミクにしてやんよ！

ALERT: No American military members were believed to be near South Korean Island when North Korea artillery attack took place.

HOLY FUCK, THAT'S A RELIEF, MIRITE

>>78こいつwwwww

North Korean News Agency says South Korea fired first. LOL

>>78　核の用意はできたぜ。
（多分こんな意味）

>>93
北はまた最初に韓国が攻撃したとかいってるよ　おってあげーおってあげー

Well, it's been a good life. I say we all start drinking, pick up a gun, and go have some fun.

>>85　ジャップにもう一回パールハーバーやらせようぜ

>>96
ヒャッハアアアア！

>>94
ほほう、Falloutを1, 2, 3, NVとやってきた俺の出番が来たようだな

くらいのニュアンスじゃね？

Israel did.

>>82　北チョンは将軍様のために死ねよｗ

Jews did 11/23

>>100
ユダヤの陰謀だな

>>99　Fallout ってゲームなのか。�dクス

Ive been watching the news for hours
Scared as shit
MILITARY SIZE:
China, North Korth Korea, and Russia join forces.. 4,418,000. USA, South Korea, and Japan join.. 2,497,555 a 1,920,445 difference.

ユダヤ陰謀説大杉ｗｗｗｗ

テラ好戦的ww

>>105
共産連合TUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE！

Are you stupid? Or just some americafag? North Korea HATES South Korea and NK thinks that it deserves more land, they have been at tension for years.

hurrrr, a jew bombed an island, let's start WWIII

>1030:Tomohiko Taniguchi, Japanese ex-foreign affairs spokesman tells BBC World Service: "Diplomacy has got to stop. The six-party dialogue framework is already history - that much is for certain."
He says pressure will mount on China to get tougher on North Korea.

looks like best korea is all alone eh?

>>105
日本関係ないわカス

so by my count we have china on NKs side but sort of being like 'we don't really support these guys' trying to a appear neutral.

russia is staying neutral/doesn't give a fuck

india is like, well if these fucking chinese think they're goign through our country to invade usa they got another thing coming.

japan is all hey get the fuck away from my bro NK

usa is we teamin with SK niggaz

britain and by extention eu is 'I say you NK brutes need to leave these SK chaps alone'

so....

if this is to escalate into a major war between the koreans, ww3 will mainly take place in the pacific...

of course the south koreans will have to be getting licked by NK with a possible nuke launch and then USA get involved and if china decide to back up NK then it's on.

looks like the major factions will be USA, Japan, SK, India, Britain, Europe
vs
China, NK and whoever else comes out of the wood work, most likely pakistan.. varrious middle-eastern and african nations.

the big question is Russia.... whoever they side with will have a major advantage... if with china it almost guarantees china's passage into the USA.. if with USA than it almost Guarantees a blockade....

And then there's nukes....

Did France surrender, yet?

Shit just got real
The french army have surrendered to north korea

>>114
ワロタｗｗｗｗ

>french surrendered
Is this news?

fuckinjaps!! Because of you!!!

ムゥ〜おやつが食べたいな〜
あっ、シュークリームだ
おいしそう　食べよう
モグモグモグモグ　おいしいな　モグモグモグモグ
もう一個ある　これも食べちゃえ
モグモグモグモグ　モグモグモグモグ
あ〜おいしかった

ねえムーくん、ここにあったシュークリーム知らない？
知らないよ
変だなぁ　後でムーくんと一緒に食べようと思ったのに
おかしいな　どうしたんだろう？
あんなおいしいシュークリーム　どうしたんだろうね？
あんなおいしいシュークリーム？
それじゃまるでムーくん
あのシュークリームを食べたことがあるような言い方じゃないか？
ワッ　しまった
さてはムーくん　シュークリーム食べたでしょう？
知らないよ
ほら　白状しないと　コチョコチョコチョコチョ
ムヒヒヒヒ　食べた　食べた
ほら　やっぱりムーくんが犯人じゃないか
もう　おしりペンペン
ムッヒーミンミンミン　ムッヒーミンミンミン
ようし　ムー汁にして食べちゃおうかな
ムッヒーミンミンミン　ゴメンナサイ　ムッヒーミンミンミン

Dokuto is Korea island

ALERT: South Korea admits it was conducting test-fires before North Korea artillery attack, but says it did not fire north - Reuters

http://twitter.com/LiveNewsWire


North Koreans were telling the goddamn truth.

ALERT: South Korea - Military drill, including test-fires, took place near island before North Korean attack.

This is where we all find out one drunken SK officer thought it would be funny to shell NK and see what would happen.

Stupid South Korean government. Trying to provoke the North.

>>120
氏ねよｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

ドクトはコリアのアイランドォオオオオ！！！！