外人とチャットしようずｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

男と分かるやきりやがるｗｗｗ

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: wazzup
Stranger: I'mfine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

もう何これ・・・im fineとか・・・
韓国人か中国人だろ
fromってすぐ聞く奴も大抵こいつらだし
どこの国の奴らと話したいわけ？

会話に困ったときの表現
What do you do?
Why are you here?
What are your hobbies(interests)?
What time is it?
What are you going to do this weekend?
What did you eat today?

最初に m/f? asl? などと聞く人はろくでもない奴だから
you first と言って相手の聞いてから切断もしくは釣り推奨

ありがとう、中国人の女のお友達が出来たよ。
メアドも交換できたし、中学レベルの英語バンザーイ！

You: 20, M(F), Japan
Stranger: 19
Stranger: female
You: oppai
Stranger: philippines
You: yes
You: today is happy
Stranger: yah i know
You: no
You: i cannot english
Stranger: oh i see

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: i am japanese
Stranger: I'm korean

You have disconnected

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: sup?
You: nada
You: and u ?
Stranger: the same with u
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Japan u from?
Stranger: china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

www

ビッパー同士キタコレｗｗｗｗ

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hi!
Stranger: Ｆｕｃｋ！！！！
You: are you VIPPER?
Stranger: Ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｌｉｋｅ　ＭＡＳＫＥＤ　ＲＩＤＥＲ？
You: i've not heard masked rider
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ///
Stranger: ・・・
You: is it erotic?
Stranger: ＫＩＬＬ　ＹＯＵ！”！！！！
You: good!
You: where are you live?
You: hey
You: are you ok?
Stranger: ＯＫ！！
You: nice!!
You: and where from?
Stranger: Jpanese!!

このスレのことは知らないのか？


You: where are you live?
You: hey
You: are you ok?
Stranger: ＯＫ！！
You: nice!!
You: and where from?
Stranger: Jpanese!!
You: ビッパーだろｗｗｗｗ
You: me,to
Stranger: きさまｗｗｗ
You: すごいなｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
Stranger: 日本人きたｗｗ
You: これスレに････
Stranger: うむ
You: じゃあ
You: 信じてもらえるように半分こだな
Stranger: だな
You: どうせだし話そうぜｗｗｗ
You: つか俺最初にビッパーか聞いたのにｗｗ
Stranger: しらんわｗ
Stranger: どこにすんでんの？俺兵庫ｗ
You: 愛知だｗ
Stranger: ｗｗｗ
You: are you VIPPER　っていったじゃんｗｗ
Stranger: どういうことw

>>487
ごめん、それ俺の友達みたいｗｗｗｗ

韓国人綾瀬はるか大好きなのなｗｗｗｗ
今日3人目だぜｗｗｗｗｗ

>>489
友達といるみたいだなｗｗ

>>491
スカイプでチャットしながらしておるｗｗｗｗ
ジャパニーズ同士で出合ったっていうから、VIPPERしかいねーだろと思って、
言ってもらったら案の定wwwwwww

>>492
でもなんか草使ってるからてっきりｗｗ

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whrer are you from?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 99
You: 99
Stranger: you win
You: im win
Stranger: YOU'RE WINNER
You: yes!

なんだったんだ？

Stranger: hm if your country don't talk about dokdo, then japan is fine
Stranger: hehe
You: I am not interested in the island
Stranger: then you are totally fine hehehe

nihonjin to ataranai desu.
naze

>>497
because, they hate you.

>>498
demo watashi karera suki desu

くっそｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
第一声Horny girl?で切って繋いで繰り返してたらブラクラふまされたｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

マジで日本ですって言った瞬間切られるのなｗｗｗｗｗ
華々しいデビューを飾っちまったｗｗｗｗ

リア充の中国人と遭遇。
彼女の写真やら女友達の写真やらたくさん送ってきた。

なきそうになった。

うｐするのがおまえの仕事だ。

>>502
何を期待してるのか知らんが、ただの顔写真だｗｗｗ

よくわからねぇうちに終わってしまった
女って言えば続くんだな

You: hi
Stranger: hey baby
Stranger: where u from
You: im japanese. and u?
Stranger: wicked ←これ何？
You: what's?
Stranger: cool , r u a girl?
You: yes.
Stranger: have msn ?
Stranger: ??
You: Still teach
Stranger: do u have msn
Stranger: if so add me
You: your first
Stranger: [email protected]
You: Thank you
You: Why are you here?
Stranger: something to do
Stranger: add me

インドネシア人から
http://mirror.3xtoday.com/
こんなとこ教えてもらったんだが

>>505
日本人！？なんて邪悪な！
的な感じなのかね？

偽装日本人の韓国人としかあたんねぇ・・・まじあいつらどうどうとjapanってなのってるのな

>>507
そんな感じだったんだろうか
その後のcoolも意味が多すぎて理解できなかったし

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: f/m?
You: Hello
You: I'm girl
Stranger: from?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: at first u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

どんだけｗｗｗ

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: f/m?
You: Hello
You: I'm girl
Stranger: from?
You: How about you
You have disconnected.
アメリカンタイム近くなるとm/f?厨増えるなｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14 female japan

からかってみたｗｗｗ
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: ur allright
You: hi! how r u
Stranger: am cool ya?
You: me too
Stranger: yea
Stranger: hw is ya wkend?
You: sool how about r u
Stranger: 9ice 9ice lol
Stranger: which part of the world are u from? lol
You: from japan
Stranger: oh 9ice
Stranger: very good
You: thanks u from?
Stranger: Nigeria
You: really ? sool lol
You: its joke
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol whats the joke
You: cool sool
Stranger: nmm i see ok
You: thanks

You: what do u do?
Stranger: am student u?
You: im japanese teacher
You: 28 old
Stranger: really?
You: 17?18?
Stranger: 27
You: yes!
Stranger: male or f?
You: at first u say
Stranger: but i asked u
You: no i asked u too
Stranger: lol lol hahah
You: which?
You: male?female?
Stranger: come on but ur a teacher ...u shuld teach first hahah
Stranger: b4 we learn
You: at say same time
Stranger: teach teach say say!!!
You: u u say say!!!
Stranger: male
You: male?
Stranger: yeap hahah
Stranger: u?
You: me? its seacret bye!
You have disconnected.

UKロックの話で盛り上がってロンドンの法医学学んでるおにゃのことMSN交換したぜ。
欧米圏の人間には音楽話が一番ウケるな。アーティスト名と曲名挙げてkool!って言っとけば話つながるw

>>516
ドゥーｗｗｗｗユゥーｗｗｗｗラィイクェｗｗｗｗｗｗコォールドゥプレィ？ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
って言えば間違いないな

>>515
hide-

>>517
死……姦……？

You: Do you have a big penis?
Stranger: yean im part black
You: lol
You: Please give me that^^
Stranger: but itz thin az h3ll
Stranger: tequestes o chupami pido para diaz pesos
You: THANKS, NIGGER. I'll disconnect
You have disconnected.

ノルウェー人の中学生が突然サイバーセックス始めやがったｗｗｗ

>>481
I'm fine　使ったらマズイの？

>>505
今更ですがwickedは素晴らしい、とかプラスの意味になる事もありますよ。

ラトビアきた

保守

うぇｒ

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: jap
Stranger: korea


退室ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Stranger: WHAT, I CAN'T JUST SAY NO?!?! WELL FUUCK YOU, YOU HO-ASS BITCH CUNT
You: oh
You: your wildboy
Stranger: Fuck you
You: oh....cyber?
Stranger: Sure why not
You: comen fuck me....
Stranger: No you?
You: please...
Stranger: For how much money
You: no pay
Stranger: Fuck you, then
You: 16 f jap
You: im virgin....
Stranger: I don't like guys.
You: im female
Stranger: Prove it
You: pictures?
Stranger: Sure why not
You: OK,im lier XD
Stranger: No shit
You: im male,sorry XD
Stranger: You fag
You: hahaha
You: take a good sex life guy,bye!
Stranger: Faggot!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected


釣り損ねたｗｗｗ

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