2002年7月 Jul. 31 Fans bonk to the music festival beat Jul. 30 High school hookers use crafty cameras to turn new tricks Jul. 29 Girls gush over pleasures of new age bathroom relief Jul. 28 English odor lingers long after Beckham blows town Jul. 27 Young petals deflowered in not-so-innocent age Jul. 26 Big bedwetters left high and dry in diapers Jul. 25 Stinky old farts fight their own stench Jul. 24 Japan jerking off over pseudo pedo-porno Jul. 23 Guys in nylons tell knockers: 'hands off our hose' Jul. 22 Divorce courts declare 'this is a man's world'
2002年8月 Aug. 2 Mom strangles last life out of 'problem child' Aug. 1 Hair dyes leaving nasty stains on human hormones
2007年6月 Jun. 26 Teachers crying foul over unhygienic kids Jun. 16 The disciplined world of Japan's new Miss Universe Jun. 7 Random rump ripper leaves unkindest cut of all Jun. 2 Stewardess learns the hard way that flashing the flesh can result in digital disgrace
2007年7月 Jul. 19 Come hell or high water, noodle fans get their fix with canned ramen
2007年8月 Aug. 31 Preserve Japan's tacky shag shacks as World Heritage sites, says love hotel aficionado Aug. 28 Testicles and tentacles: Seamen show their derring-do by doing denizens of the deep Aug. 20 24-hour Paradise TV porn spree lets viewers get their rocks off for a better cause Aug. 18 Japanese experiment with laid-back living abroad Aug. 17 Zen and the art of sex guidebooks Aug. 16 Booze and flattery: The dark art of getting her to give it up on a first date Aug. 13 Gals refresh body and soul by 'recycling sex' with old beaus Aug. 10 The salaryman and the sloth -- where opposites attract Aug. 8 Abe's election nightmare blamed on putting pampered pooch ahead of public Aug. 4 Manga heroines 'Mountain Woman' and 'Wall Woman' help boob tube live up to its name Aug. 3 Takumi's Virtual Hole offers a glimpse into Japan's adult toy land
2007年9月 Sep. 29 Athletic Waseda co-ed arouses school spirit (and classmates' libidos) in sensual DVD Sep. 28 How low can they go? Pseudo pedo-porn peddlers loll in lascivious limbo Sep. 18 Tokugawa clan looks to slam the gate on future chief's marriage to foreigner Sep. 17 The Cook, the Beast, the Vice and its Lover Sep. 14 Caught in the act, Sapporo serial rapist chooses death over capture
2007年10月 Oct. 31 Ganguro, Goth gals come together to close dark past with 'Sweet Lolita' trend Oct. 30 Nose hairs, bad breath ... porn queen fingers filthy turn-offs Oct. 29 Adult-aid maker creates tool to give evolution a helping hand Oct. 28 Tabloid Tidbits: Love doll photo contest a Dutch wife treat Oct. 27 The 'Sleeping Dragon' next door wakes up with a woody Oct. 26 Foreigners on deportation row launch hunger strike over bugged grub Oct. 25 Rappers keep the kamikaze spirit alive Oct. 24 Wanton wives and gagging girlfriends stay leg-loose and panty-free Oct. 23 Beauty is in the buzzed beholder of Snow White and the 7 Tulip rotors Oct. 22 Panty sellers roll in the cash by rolling off their soiled skimpies in disabled toilets Oct. 21 Tabloid Tidbits: Torched teen a sad sign of Okinawa's booming underage boom-boom biz Oct. 20 Ditzy Edo damsels delighted in diddling with dildos Oct. 19 Burgeoning embalming biz caters for modern day mummies Oct. 18 'Quickfire Koizumi' still premier of premature pervert pronouncements Oct. 17 Stressed-out Japanese too busy to sleep Oct. 16 Pedophile principal the ultimate pro in luring prey for perverted pics Oct. 15 The Japanese Kama Sutra: Forty-eight ways to bruise your lover Oct. 14 Tabloid tidbits: Criminally inclined cops creep out crime-concerned capital's citizens Oct. 13 Bouncy bus beauties ensure enjoyable excursions culminate in a carefree climax Oct. 12 They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway, they say there's geekdom in the air Oct. 11 Can't afford to get a divorce? Lend an ear to bank's 'Re Life Plan' Oct. 10 Religious freedom rings death knell for Japan's rice-paddy Christians
2007年10月(続き) Oct. 9 Duped lonely hearts claim their pink cherries never blossom Oct. 8 Jeepers creepers, your love hotel might be crawling with peepers Oct. 7 Tabloid Tidbits: Salarymen struggle as new law menaces gaijin nightspots Oct. 6 Impressive info on intrepid instructors who initiate illicit intercourse Oct. 5 Ladies, the J-guys have spoken: One night stands are out, facials are in Oct. 4 After failing honesty test, NOVA tightens the screws on teachers Oct. 3 Italy's kimono-draped virgin church prays for an immaculate concept Oct. 2 'Paris Cannibal' Sagawa still hungers for attention Oct. 1 Humanoid toy makes quantum leap for robotics: Artificial Indolence
2007年11月 Nov. 30 Gunma gourmands unveil the serendipity sandwich: Natto, coffee jelly and cream Nov. 29 Salarymen wise up with 'amazing' smart drugs Nov. 28 Burning desire for revenge? 'The Avenger' passes the acid test Nov. 27 Fortune favors those with red bloated genitals on a 'treasure boat' sprinkled with gold Nov. 26 Japan's grey public housing monsters: Sexy? Evil? Or just plain ugly? Nov. 25 Tabloid Tidbits: Predators extorting sex from schoolgirls lured into cell-phone porn Nov. 24 Hair down there: obsessed beaver buffs brush up on a bushy subject Nov. 23 All aboard the flower train for a taste of Japan's vintage erotica Nov. 22 All's fair in love, war, and the vending machine game Nov. 21 Pedophile nerd gets hard lesson on not stiffing teen hookers Nov. 20 Smile! You're on waaay too candid a camera!
2007年11月(続き) Nov. 19 Japanese firms gone barking mad? Employees offered 'pet perks' Nov. 18 Tabloid Tidbits: Close encounters over Tokyo beer factory Nov. 17 'ER,' 'Chicago Hope' can't hold a stethoscope to Heisei's hubba-hubba hospitals Nov. 16 From soup to stardom: A professional pornster's life in the jizz biz Nov. 15 Prisoners scream for deviate doctor to pull his finger(s!) out over anal antics Nov. 14 Deep breathing and the art of giving the pipe a good blow Nov. 13 Japan turns to big, bold Buddha, Kinki Kids to set the (loopy) record straight! Nov. 12 Deck the boss in cosplay folly for a good old Christmas roast Nov. 11 Bubble pops on erotic bathhouse for ladies Nov. 10 Oh-la-la! Lovers of yore no strangers to soixante-neuf, says sex savant Nov. 9 Rotten SOD stoops to dirty tricks to pull off porn prizes Nov. 8 Lord of the 'latex lovelies' blows load of cash on airheaded amour Nov. 7 As online panty recycle biz blooms, traditional trade hits the skids Nov. 6 From blow-up dolls to invisible fiances, fantasy weddings no match made in heaven Nov. 5 Wanted: Talented mosaic artist with a flair for the flange Nov. 4 Tabloid Tidbits: How the morning glory tells a story Nov. 3 Offbeat 'panty bar' offers uninhibited lust with the improper stranger Nov. 2 Bring NOVA back from the brink -- or the bunny gets it Nov. 1 Friendless fascists pay high price to be Mr Right
2007年12月 Dec. 31 Fukui bigwigs reckon it's not about performance, it's whether you get the crabs Dec. 30 Tabloid Tidbits: Sake maker proposes drinking to your health Dec. 29 Depraved deri-heru delights for ringing in the year with a bawdy bang Dec. 28 Golden arches lose their glitter as employees expose McDonald's greasing the labor laws Dec. 27 Sponsors stomach ad nausea stirred up by salacious slots on boob tube Dec. 26 Popular personality presents prizes for '07's most improper puns Dec. 25 Private dicks help old flames reignite smoldering desire Dec. 24 Teacher outs own student-centric kiddy porn stash after blackmail threats Dec. 23 Tabloid Tidbits: Imposter otaku put untimely end to maid taxis for disabled Dec. 22 All aboard! Brazenly bawdy exhibitionists engage in early-morning rail romps Dec. 21 Sozzled salarymen bust out Engrish Enka to score karaoke style points Dec. 20 It might take two to tango, but only one to Tenga Dec. 19 Present-hunting parents say domo arigato, Mr. Airboto Dec. 18 Looking for toasty tootsies on the cheap? Try the humble hot water bottle Dec. 17 What's that coming over the hill? Is it a Monster Mom? Dec. 16 Tabloid Tidbits: Old dog's new trick saves senile granny's life, cops mutt-er thanks Dec. 15 Reporter reveals raunchy rip-offs rampant in sleazy Shimbashi Dec. 14 Hanryu boom on the way out, a crush of Korean call girls on the way in Dec. 13 Skittled bowling world turns to sexy schoolgirl spinner to strike up revival Dec. 12 Christian missionary spreads the word ... and legs of 14-year-old girl Dec. 11 Foreigners' Home Sweet 'Homi' greeted by local cold shoulder Dec. 10 One molested workforce, one education empire... one Nazi pervert leader
2007年12月 Dec. 31 Fukui bigwigs reckon it's not about performance, it's whether you get the crabs Dec. 30 Tabloid Tidbits: Sake maker proposes drinking to your health Dec. 29 Depraved deri-heru delights for ringing in the year with a bawdy bang Dec. 28 Golden arches lose their glitter as employees expose McDonald's greasing the labor laws Dec. 27 Sponsors stomach ad nausea stirred up by salacious slots on boob tube Dec. 26 Popular personality presents prizes for '07's most improper puns Dec. 25 Private dicks help old flames reignite smoldering desire Dec. 24 Teacher outs own student-centric kiddy porn stash after blackmail threats Dec. 23 Tabloid Tidbits: Imposter otaku put untimely end to maid taxis for disabled Dec. 22 All aboard! Brazenly bawdy exhibitionists engage in early-morning rail romps Dec. 21 Sozzled salarymen bust out Engrish Enka to score karaoke style points Dec. 20 It might take two to tango, but only one to Tenga Dec. 19 Present-hunting parents say domo arigato, Mr. Airboto Dec. 18 Looking for toasty tootsies on the cheap? Try the humble hot water bottle Dec. 17 What's that coming over the hill? Is it a Monster Mom? Dec. 16 Tabloid Tidbits: Old dog's new trick saves senile granny's life, cops mutt-er thanks Dec. 15 Reporter reveals raunchy rip-offs rampant in sleazy Shimbashi Dec. 14 Hanryu boom on the way out, a crush of Korean call girls on the way in Dec. 13 Skittled bowling world turns to sexy schoolgirl spinner to strike up revival Dec. 12 Christian missionary spreads the word ... and legs of 14-year-old girl Dec. 11 Foreigners' Home Sweet 'Homi' greeted by local cold shoulder Dec. 10 One molested workforce, one education empire... one Nazi pervert leader
2007年12月(続き) Dec. 9 Tabloid Tidbits: Kiddy knicker fetishist 'friendly', according to neighbours Dec. 8 Magazines appealing to flaky 'sukatoro' fetishists fulfill a fascination for feces Dec. 7 Idol curiosity has cybernetic songstress striking a chord Dec. 6 Cops pull plug on cabaret club serving pee on the rocks, plates of pubes Dec. 5 School libraries get textbooks that give the A to Z of AV Dec. 4 Little Pebbles cultists smother on the yoghurt in bizarre 'bam bam' ritual Dec. 3 Frisky filmmaker zooms in on Japan's 'palaces of hidden treasures' Dec. 2 Tabloid Tidbits: Bungling undie bandit's career hits the skids Dec. 1 Our Gang comedy: yakuza toughs take in Kyoto's ancient traditions
2008年1月 Jan. 31 Wanton women cry that men jerk their shot and miss the real target Jan. 30 Perverted psychic pinched for slipping healing hands into the 'honey pot' Jan. 29 Japanese women are sexually sick as they come Jan. 28 Tied-up toys the latest accessory for submissive cellphones Jan. 27 Tabloid Tidbits: Schoolgirl sex sellers use codes for carnality Jan. 26 Fetid conditions may make summer Olympics a springboard for spreading sickness Jan. 25 Molestation junkie confesses to a career of chikan-ery Jan. 24 Perverted driving instructor's private lessons made up of parking own 'hot rod' Jan. 23 Inside tips to avoid being screwed by teens turning tricks Jan. 22 Strange condition has Japanese seniors hearing bells -- wedding bells, that is Jan. 21 Something fishy between the sheets as women make like tuna to get men down the aisle Jan. 20 Tabloid Tidbits: Cruddy crooning raises risk of contracting 'karaoke tumors'
2008年1月(続き) Jan. 19 As petrol prices push upward, papa-sans' play purchases poised to plummet! Jan. 18 Sexlessness and sedentary urination both sad signs of modern times, says shrink Jan. 17 Mighty maggots face gross gangrene in medicine's clash of the creepy Jan. 16 Men's 'sexually harassing' hairy chests get under gals' skin Jan. 15 'Lolicon' lovers out of luck as cops put the clamps on schoolgirl smut biz Jan. 14 Despite Kabukicho's sex trade going limp, love hotels start 2008 with a bang Jan. 13 Tabloid Tidbits: Priests getting a yen to pursue profitable side-businesses Jan. 12 Tortured by temptation, turned-on teacher traps untainted teen Jan. 11 Aged 18-20? Been sexually abused by a parent? Not our problem, say Japanese authorities Jan. 10 Mules, fraudsters and hitmen for hire just a click away in Japan's online underworld Jan. 9 Campus Confidential: Co-eds collect currency conducting extracurricular coitus Jan. 8 Wayward woodwind teacher arrested for showing schoolgirls how to blow Jan. 7 Kiddy fiddlers quivering after teacher's arrest blows lid on Hokkaido child porn biz Jan. 6 Tabloid Tidbits: Shoplifting 'seafood samurai' attacks security guard with crab Jan. 5 Bronzed babes in bikinis bare bulging biceps in battle of the body builders Jan. 4 Brutal rapist and murderer the alleged flip side of Saitama family man Jan. 3 Cops go to work on oldest profession in the world Jan. 2 Doll's diddling in dentist's chair keeps male patients coming back for more Jan. 1 Pornographers plead to police: Don't be a stick flick in the mud!
2008年2月 Feb. 14 Sweets for your sweetheart? How about sweet FA! Feb. 13 Persimmon pip puking playoff proves fruity idea nothing to spit at! Feb. 12 Education, Osaka-style: Sneaky love hotel sets up shop next to school Feb. 11 Former hikikomori uses karate to beat the life into other social recluses Feb. 10 Tabloid Tidbits: Saucy salaryman's carnal cache an environmental eyesore Feb. 9 Don't risk rubbing your gal the wrong way with second-rate sex toys from China Feb. 8 Bushido craze makes samurai style the talk of the town Feb. 7 Tantrum teacher shows noisy kids the value of a good depantsing Feb. 6 TV newscaster's indecent exposure not just a flash in the pan Feb. 5 She-male flicks peel off perverted packaging, provide professional polish Feb. 4 'Mobile phone sommelier' latest symptom of Japan's quirky qualification craze Feb. 3 Tabloid Tidbits: Midnight posterior pain a sign of severe stress Feb. 2 Forlorn female physician, naughty nurse, minister to patients with tender, loving lust Feb. 1 Faustian swimsuit gives Japanese swimmers the edge while revealing the points
2008年4月 Apr. 28 Porn filmed in Japanese McDonald's? I'm rubbin' it!
2008年5月 May. 15 Naughty schoolgirls serve up 'espressos' to go at 'encounter cafes' May. 14 Secret sex services in Japan's gadget land? Nerd is the word! May. 10 Female writer handed all the worst assignments but finally gets ahead (or at least gets head)
2008年6月 Jun. 19 Japan's first generation of 'have-it-all' women looking for one last thing: love