■■■■■■父ちゃん、ごめん■■■■■■■■

■■■■■■■■■■■■■■母ちゃん、ごめん■■■■■■■■■■■■■

いいよ。

(;´Д｀) ﾏﾏ､ｺﾜｲﾖ･･･

ちょっとだけよ〜　　

plala yabaino?

串持ってる人なのかなあ

終了

ちょっと前のファッション板みたいだね（＾＾）

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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お前ら、雑談なんかどうですか？

上げたらぶっ殺す。

雑談で1つ1つ潰してクノね

あげ・・・

むしろ常時あげで。

がんばれ〜

それにしても冬ですね。

テーマは？

ヤバいくらいね

そうですね。

みんなはメル友とどんな事話すの？

1000めざすってことでレディヘの是非を問うとか。結論でるまで

メル友とは効精神剤のこととか、、、

ビョークヲタ召還してみなよ。
フェイウォンサイコーとか言って。
フェイのこと知らないからあれだけど。
まずはでもレディヘでいいんじゃない。
がんばって〜

まずは自分からか・・・
私は昼ドラの「RED」について語ったりします。

メル友っていたことないけど、
寝る前に「おやすみ」ってメール送ってこられると嬉しめ。

荒らしが立てたスレッドなんか沈めろ。

雑談なら普通に他のスレ立てろよ。

どうせ定期上げされそうだし

おやすみ。

ゴンチチって、洋ヲタとしていい職業だな。

むしろ嶺川貴子＞＞＞＞＞ビョーク、とか言っちゃったりして

まず、あの主人公は悩んでないで髪を染めたらどうか？
と思う。

「え？　聞こえなかったもう一回言って」
ってメール返信したことあるな･･･

＞31　ふざけんな！　なんつっちゃったりして。

＞32　ハゲドゥ。

>>33
うふ。

オレの友達は生まれてからずっと同じ床屋なのに、
高校の頃からずっと髪を染めてる。

>>35
おやすみな。

ねえ。
♪生きる意味なんて〜　わっからな〜い
とか言ってないで。

中村一義っぽいね

>>36
いい話だね・・・

声高らかに歌いたいね。

あれはヅラかなあ？

だからライブしないのか？

ライブ？そのうちね。

そういえば、何かバンド組んだみたいだね。

帰宅したらみかんが凍っていた

つうか激太りらしいよ

ここ〜が　どこな〜のか

>>46
それは大変だ！！
みんなでどうしたらいいか考えよう！

腹を揺らしながら、めちゃくちゃソウルフルな声で歌い出したらどうしよう･･･

給食で冷凍ミカン食べたなぁ・・・

うー・・ゲロッパ！！

冷凍みかん、部屋の気圧を変えて、0度以下の水で凍らせてるんだってさ。

どうでもいいことだが冷静スレの方々名盤で出直しですか？(ﾜﾗ

「みかんが凍っていた」か・・・
じゃあ、脇にはさんでみようか？

へぇ、そんな技術を導入してたんだ･･･

>>54
冷凍ミカンに集中して下さい。

>>54
キトキト〜
>>56
だからそれを逆手にとって、部屋の気圧を上げてみればいいと思うんだ。

冷凍みかんはあらかじめムいておいて凍らせたほうが良い。

なるほど、一理あるな・・・

>>59
いいね、君！！

「あらかじめムいておいて」
この辺、深夜っぽいよNE!

1時のノリかなあ

お前等コノヤローたらたらやってるんじゃねえ！！
気合見せろ気合！！！

>>63
早い？

来た！

早いのか遅いのかなんだろう

佐藤、今日は普通の雑談だよ。

おう！気合だ気合！

やっぱ、３時半〜４時ぐらいかなあ。

佐藤のコテハンめった切り

そうか。じゃあテレビの実況でもするとよかよ

>>69
さすがばばだぜ！気合！
>>71
それはまだ早い

トークのテーマ募集。

まずはなぜか正助から

馬鹿

じゃあ俺の晩飯の献立についてでも語るか
・ごはん
・よくわからないけど汁物
・豚の角煮＆大根
・温泉たまご
・昨晩のお肉の残り一切れ
・りんご3切れ

なんだ、このクソスレは。
洋楽板なのか、ここは？

>>75 あの「ズッ！！」ってやつ？

>>78 まあマタ−リしておいき。

＞77
おまえ、バカだな
なにが言いたくて洋楽板にいるんだ
足りない頭使って音楽について書き込め、低脳。

佐藤、しっかり食べてるね。

「なぜか正助」か

>>79
無視か！
>>80
お前こそ馬鹿だ馬鹿！
雑談したくて洋楽板来てるんだろ！音楽なんて2の次だよボケ！
そんなの俺のレス見てりゃわかるだろ！

だいたい、スレの意味が分らねえ
なんで、とうちゃんにあやまってるんだ、みそ汁が。

冷凍みかん・・・・・
何故新幹線にしか売ってない？

腹減ったなあ…。明日テストだ…。

普通のコンビニのアイス売場にもあってもイイと思う・・・・冷凍みかん

ちがう。
「なぜか笑介」

>>81
まあ全部冷めてるけどな
>>82
そういえば最近見ないな

>>88
そっか。さるまんに出てきたやつだ

冷凍みかんは皮が剥きづらいのが難点だな。
その点、>>59は優秀だ！

>>84
ワラタ

　ちょっと開き直りすぎたな

えっ？
冷凍みかんのスレじゃないんですか？

テキト−でいいよ。

>>94
で、脇にはさんだ？

なんで冷凍グレープフルーツは無いのでしょう？
残念です・・・・・・・・。

>>96
コンビニにないので断念しましたです

おまえらウザイからsageでやれ

つーかさ、上の「シマンテック」って四万十川と関係あるかな？

グレープフルーツ半分に切ってお皿で食べて残り汁をすするのが楽しい。

あ、みそしる。

確かにさげでやった方がいいぞ〜。
まだ時間も早いことだし〜。

おお！１さんのご登場だ！！

>>101
やるやる。

大アリだよ！
シマンテックは四万十川のアイヌ語だよ！

じゃあテーマは「sageるべきか？」

>>99
1のメール欄だけど、plalaだとなんかマズいの？

つまらん雑談してる暇があったら
■■■■■■■■スレたてろ。

>>106
ミニ知識ありがとう。

グレープフルーツ半分に切って砂糖かけるのは邪道？
さらにブランデー１匙かけるのは大人？

ほんとに、冷静に見ての周辺は馴れ合いたいだけなんだな。
なんとなくだが誰だかわかるよ。
しょうもな･･････。

>>108
ﾌﾌﾌ　ぷぅ

１が自ら雑談の場を提供しておいて今更「sageでやれ」は無いだろう。

「すいませんがsageていただけませんでしょうか？お願いします。」
だな。せめて。

ごっつえぇ感じの四万十川料理学校、好きでした。

>>111
大人情報ありがとう・・・

＞みそ汁
おいしーのに・・・・。

>>109
てめーで立てやがれこのすっとこどっこい！

なんか２チャンに人気投票してるぞ
軍事板と競馬板であらそってる。
この板だと反転がトップかな。

>>114
大方同意の方向で。

>>112
え？今いるの？

ちんこインダハウス。

リサイクルとしての糞スレファックですね

あ、ドミノ。

みそ汁に何を投入するか教えれ

四万十川、この前のスペシャルでやらなかったね。残念。
笑う犬なんか屁だよ。屁

だんだん加速がついてきたね！

酢っと粉奴っ濃いって美味しいの？

みそ汁にはたまごだなたまご。

鮭とか入れると美味しい

ばばだ。

んー、みそしるかい？そうだなー・・・・まぐろ！

鯛のあら汁は美味かったYO!

ナメコと大根おろしだね
他にも教えて欲しい？

>>126
あれはマジでクソ番組ですね。笑うポイント無し。

すいません、うそです・・・

茄子と油揚げ、これ最強！！

>>112
リンク貼れ。

>>114
すまん、さげろ。

>>125
とまと

みそ汁はみそを入れてから沸騰させないのがミソ！

萌えるポイントとしてベッキーがいれば充分

>畜生
その手があったか！ここ数年忘れとったよ。
明日のみそ汁の具は決定

肝すいはちょっとイヤ。
スレ違いスマソ。

>>134
IDがパンクだ！うおうパンキッシュ！！

風呂はいってくる

頼めば下げるとは言ってないもん！

>>136
いいね・・・

卵はあまりかき混ぜないで・・・・・やさしくネッ

＠ノハ＠
（；‘д‘)━Ю　＜スキあり！！
　┗Ю

佐藤さん
パンキッフでは・・・・？

うおっ！本当だ…。今日はＩＤラッシュだ。さっき邦楽板で
eeZZってのを出したばっかりです。

OH！

>>136
禿同。
玉葱が意外とうまい

因みに明日はニラと卵のおすましの予定だ
なぜなら味噌が切れてるから・・・・・

フュ−チャリング　ソニン

コレ

62 ：61 ：01/12/05 22:30 ID:T/eeZZex
漏れのＩＤｶｺｲｲな。

>>140
たまごの塊は大きくヨロシクネ
>>144
んだんだ
>>148
いや、IDがパンクでパンキッシュだね。ってことですわ

もう2じかあ

そんなに美味いのか？＞茄子と油揚げ

油揚げにはシンプルにネギと豆腐じゃないのか？

玉ねぎとじゃがいもとかも萌えるね。

たまごに油揚げがイイ！

なんか「珍」な具はねぇですか？

・・・・・・・・
すまん、マジでみそ汁喰いたくなってきた・・・・・（唾いっぱい）

さがってる。。
寝ようかな・・・

おもしろ
http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~Beyond/amue/byan/guest/tetu/mypro.html

ウチのは「えのきだけ」が入ってます。
僕はえのきフェチなんでたまんないです。

我が家はタマゴにワカメだったよ。

ソーセージとか？

茄子と油揚げは美味いぞ〜！
普通は茄子はアク抜いて使うんだろうけど、
アク抜かずに、汁が紫になるのがこれまた最強！

>>165
それはインスタントでわ？

電話終わり。

ブロッコリーの味噌汁も何気に美味いな。

意外なとこでキャベツとか

>>163
まず顔が卑怯だよね。
でもプロフィールもスゴイ・・・

意外じゃないがキャベツのみそ汁には何となく哀愁を感じる・・・・

えっ、キャベツって意外なのか？

>>162
まだだ！まだ終わらんよ！
>>163
濃いね

>168
えっ？マジレスですか？
おかぁぁぁさぁぁぁあああああん

僕は高1まで食べたことなかった

特にキャベツの芯が細かく刻んであったりすると・・・

>>171
レタスもいろいろ使えるぞ。

でもキャベチやレタスと一緒にナニいれたらいいんだろう？

キャベチ、、、

キャベツオンリー
これに出汁用の煮干しが入ったままだと
かなり凹む

キャべチにはにんじんかな。

そして大根。

ヘルスィー路線ですね。

コンソメスープの味噌バージョンって感じだね

ところでカツノリはやっぱクビですか？

ミソスープ

IDカコイイン･･･

みそをつけて食べるものは投入しても平気なのか？

ん”ー、どうでしょう。

つか僕の料理の和洋の違いって、コンソメ←→出汁の素とオリーブオイル←→ごま油の違いくらいだ

じゃあキュウリとか？

ねﾞールﾞーシﾞーきﾞーかﾞーせﾞてﾞよﾞ

じゃーきゅうりのみそ汁ってあんのかよ？

きゅうりはあったような気がする

うちはほとんど和。

味噌汁にバター溶かして、自分なりにアレンジしたことある。

キュウリは素人にはおすすめできない。

しらなかった・・・・みそ汁の世界は奥が深い・・・・

バターか・・・
使い道豊富だよね。たとえば・・・（自粛

茄子の味噌炒めの味噌は巧く溶けないよ

そろそろ明朝の汁に備えて寝ます。

眠いんで、３０分だけ勉強して寝ます。

smooth like butter

じゃあ、今日はこの辺で・・・

ｵﾂｶﾚｻﾏﾃﾞｼﾀ｡

レディヘスレが上がってきた。

まだ200じゃんよ

じゃ、勝手にレディヘレビューする。

もおｆくうｙｆｆ

ビョークレビューも

ビョークスレもう12いきそうじゃん、、、、コワー

KID A

Everything In Its Right Place
Kid A
The National Anthem
How To Disappear Completely
Treefingers
Optimistic
In Limbo
Idioteque
Morning Bell
Motion Picture Soundtrack

こわーとか言ってんの、お前本当に怖いと思ってんの？
やつらをおびきよせたいだけちゃうんかと

11か

こわー。

ブリジットフォンティーヌ＞嶺川貴子＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ビョーク
とか言ったら？

ダメか。

川瀬智子＞＞＞＞＞＞ビョーク

aiko≠ビョーク

小島真由美＞＞＞＞ビョーク

ねむーーい

十勝花子に一票

副嗣くんに一票。

当選だね。

ライバル登場ですね。

Everything In Its Right Place

10拍の曲４＋４＋２で割るといいですね。
Ｃａｎのなんとかいう曲思い出した。

One More Nightだね、ダモダモ

誤爆・・・ですよね？

最初にこの曲を聴いた時は、キックの音のピッチを曲に合わせ変えてるのかと思った。

アメリカの空爆で、誤爆があったと。
アメリカ兵二人死亡。

以後このスレッドは俺が合図するまで書き込み禁止

せめてsage

>>232
すいません義勇兵でいいからおけつに発射プリーズ。
おっとすれ違い。

ホー！

雑談マンセエエセェ

このまえ就職ガイダンスで、自衛隊の幹部候補生のセミナーを受けてきたんですよ。

ごめんなさい

ほうほう！

やめて！きゅうり、れんこん、じゃがいあも！
痛いの痛いの飛んでけ☆

おい、刻んでダシにするぞ。

バッジをつけた人が、私は三尉です。
よろしくと言ってました。

>>240
花丸木。心は一つだ！
さぁネギトロまきに仕上げてくれ！
おっとピータン忘れてた。

あげていいの？

あなたの好きにしていいのよ・・・

■■■■■■父ちゃん、かあちゃんとやっちゃってごめん■■■■■■■■

ダシ入り味噌で手抜いてんじゃね蝦夷。

>>242
味噌もくそも似たようなもんだろうが。

一番の高給取はパイロットなんですよ。
職業はパイロットですって言えますか？　あなた。

>>245
ルーツ探しか。

>>244
とりあえず下げろ

>>246
たわけ。
くそひとつ取ってもお客様の味は変わるんだYO
何が味噌だ。
そんなものは僕の中袋で包んでやる☆

素敵ですね。

やばい、乱立気味。

そこで僕がすかさず思い出したのは、日本のハイジャックですよ。
レインボーブリッジをくぐろうとしてた人いたじゃないですか。
僕だって飛行機操縦したくなりましたよ。

>>249
浮袋で首つって氏ね。
さもなくば下げろ

＞２５３　segeってのはわざと？

>>253
お前何様なんだよ。
人の袋もろくに見ていないくせによく言うよ。ほんと味噌汁か？てめー。
マジB級。マジB級。
わぁーい

レインボーブリッジというと、ついドロンズを思い出してしまいます。

その後はろくに話も聞かずに飛行機の妄想にふけりました。

>>252
きりもみはキュウリにしとけ

>>255
見たぞ見てるぞじっと見てるぞ

でも、さげたのでよし。

>>257
酷く『意味』がある嘆きとは？
まさにそれですな。
ありがたやありがたや。

猿岩石っていうと、ゴールした時に履いてたのがサボだった思い出します。

＞256
そうか、さげろ

＞257
おまえはそろそろ■スレたてろ

>>258
どうせつぶつぶまんせーやロウの癖に・・・。皮は置き去りに・・
でも嬉しい・・
あたい初めて・・

>>259
プロジェクターを使ってたので、部屋の電気がついてなかったんですよ。
そしたら窓から見える夕焼け（太陽のないほう）がきれいでね･･･

学内サイケとはこのことだ。

　　　　　　　　　∧ ∧
　　　　　　　　　(::::::,,)
　　　　　　　　 ./:::　| もう寝よ…。
　　　　　　　　（＿__/
　　　　　　　;;;;;;;;;;

>>263
何ですかね桃源郷ですか？
僕は一瞬でもそれを信じたいと思ったのは今だけです。
ありがとう。心からありがとう。

＞262
透き通ってこそ天使だ。
しかしよく見ると傷があるのだ。

＞262
投げろ、前え。投げろ

LOVEを味噌に・・・
心からおやすみ

＞268
取り出したとき鋸とを考えない？
考えない前を見ない上を見る。

奥さん奥さん！
Can - one more night
http://page.freett.com/meibansan2/b.mp3

>>267
あまりにエロくそして持続。
君の言葉に乾杯だ？
参りました。
おやすみ。

もうネルが、くれぐれもスレのむだ遣いをしないように。
こころしｒてさげでレスすること

6Mでｓってよ奥さん

Kid A

踏み切りみたいな音から始まりますよね。
パンで音をふって空間を演出ですか。
ボーカルは何か通して出してるんですよ。確か。
クローン人間のクローンにスーパー人権人形！

The National Anthem

はいはいお待ちかねの国家斉唱。歌ってよ。歌ってよ。
パラパラ言ってる楽器は何でしたっけ？
この曲で行進できたらいいね。

はい。サタデーナイトライブ国家。
既知外の国の王子様

http://page.freett.com/meibansan2/c.ram

8Mくらい。

HyOIBIKMって犯人７氏か？

違う。昨日メルヴィンズスレで彼とメルバーナの話した

あそう。ゴメン人違いでした。
レディヘの話し延々としてるからそうかなと思って。

http://www.input-entertainment.de/laser/laser.html
ここの23わかりません！！



だいなし

How To Disappear Completely

この曲のベースと弦だけの音源が聴きたいよ。

削除依頼だしたからもうageるな。

>>280
いいんですよ。

じゃあ、音楽の話やめよう。

反射のゲームやる

おいもう3時半だぜ畜生

佐藤くんてイヤミだねsege(ｗ

■■■■■■弾薬用意■■■■■■
http://music.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musice/1007481905/
■■■■■■■■赤とんぼ■■■■■■■■■
http://music.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musice/1007479286/
■■■■■■父ちゃん、ごめん■■■■■■■■
http://music.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musice/1007481093/
■■■■■■■■こんばんは■■■■■■■■
http://music.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musice/1007479089/
■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
http://music.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musice/1007479737/
■■■■■■父ちゃん、ごめん■■■■■■■■
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明らかなスレ立て荒らしです。
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Defense officials said the bomb, normally guided to targets by pinpoint satellite positioning, struck close to U.S. and opposition troops as the high-flying, eight-engine jet tried to hit enemy Taliban troops who were firing mortars.

U.S. troops under fire called in the support air strike, and it was not immediately clear why the bomb missed its target.

It was the worst incident of friendly fire involving American troops since the U.S.-led bombing campaign began in Afghanistan on Oct. 7 in response to the Sept. 11 hijacking attacks on the United States that killed about 3,900

Army troops also have set up roadblocks and observation posts to attack Taliban forces and members of the al Qaeda guerrilla network of Saudi-born fugitive Osama bin Laden (news - web sites), accused by Washington of masterminding the September attacks
on the Pentagon and New York City's World Trade Center.

U.S. MARINES ALSO PRESSING KANDAHAR

Meanwhile, a force of 1,300 U.S. Marines as well as Australian and other allied troops moved to cut off Taliban and al Qaeda escape and supply routes south of Kandahar.

Marine Corps Capt. David Romley, spokesman for the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit at the Marines' desert airstrip base south of Kandahar, said that the wounded from the friendly fire incident had been transferred to the airstrip by helicopter.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told reporters at a briefing on Tuesday that more American deaths could be expected in the Afghan fighting, but that such casualties would not stop or slow the war against terrorism.

Rumsfeld and Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the U.S. military Joint Chiefs of Staff, refused to rule out the use of American forces to help capture Kandahar, but said there were no plans for those troops to attack the city.


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ED, the voice of Mission Control Kent Perkins
PROFESSOR HIKITA, a scientist Robert Ito
MARINE LIEUTENANT Radford Polinsky
GENERAL CATBURD William Traylor
PERFECT TOMMY, a Hong Kong Cavalier Lewis Smith
RENO NEVADA, a Hong Kong Cavalier Pepe Serna
BUCKAROO BANZAI, particle physicist,
rock star, neurosurgeon, etc. Peter Weller
NEW JERSEY, another neurosurgeon Jeff Goldblum
RAWHIDE, a Hong Kong Cavalier Clancy Brown
SENATOR CUNNINGHAM Mariclare Costello
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Matt Clark
DOCTOR EMILIO LIZARDO, a scientist \
LORD JOHN WHORFIN, an evil alien dictator / John Lithgow
ANCHORWOMAN Francine Lembi
HOSPITAL GUARD Jonathan Banks
ARTIE DUNCAN, a New Jersey club manager Leonard Gaines
PENNY PRIDDY, Buckaroo Banzai's ex-wife's
identical twin Ellen Barkin
RADAR BLAZES Robert

BLACK LECTROID WING COMMANDER Jessie Lawrence Ferguson
MOTORCYCLE EXHIBITOR Reed Morgan
BUBBA, a duck hunter James Keane
BURT, a duck hunter Kenneth Magee
JOHN PARKER, a Black Lectroid diplomat Carl Lumbly
HIGHWAY PATROLMAN John David Ashton
SCOOTER LINDLEY, a Junior Blue Blaze Irregular Damon Hines
CASPER LINDLEY, Scooter's father Bill Henderson
MRS. JOHNSON, Buckaroo's secretary Laura Harrington
JOHN GANT, Black Lectroid thermopod pilot Kevin Sullivan
BILLY TRAVERS, a Hong Kong Cavalier Michael Santoro
PINKY CARRUTHERS, a Blue Blaze Irregular Billy Vera
SAM, the jet car mechanic uncredited
JOHN EMDALL, Black Lectroid leader Rosalind Cash
PRESIDENT WIDMARK Ronald Lacey
SMIRNOFF, the National Security Advisor Yakov Smirnoff
JOHN YAYA, a Red Lectroid James Rosin
KOLODNY BROTHERS Sam Minsky
Robert Hummer
RUGSUCKER Gerald Peterson

PROF. HIKITA:
Multistage axial compressors... latched.
Fuel pressure eighteen hundred pounds.


Outside, the ground crew rolls the jet car into position.


A Marine officer walks into the blockhouse and talks to GENERAL CATBURD.

GENERAL CATBURD:
You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? ... Banzai hasn't showed
yet, Mr. Secretary. Looks like he's got cold feet.

PERFECT TOMMY and RENO NEVADA, two of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, are sitting off
to the side. PERFECT TOMMY is reading a newspaper. He looks up.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Well, better go see what's keepin' the boss, Reno.

RENO NEVADA:
Why me?

PERFECT TOMMY:
'Cause I'm busy.

NEW JERSEY:
See, this is the point, for me, where it started to look like a
problem. You know, I wanted to sacrifice the procentral vein in
order to get some exposure, but because of this guy's normal
variation, I got excited, and all of a sudden I didn't know
whether I was looking at the procentral vein, or one of the
internal cerebral veins, or the vein of Galen, or the vasular
vein of Rosenthal. So, on my own, to me, at this point, I was
ready to say that's it, let's get out.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may
be normal variation, when you get right down to it, this far inside
the head it _all_ looks the same.

No, no, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be
attached to.


Cut to desert, then to interior of blockhouse.

ED:
APU vents are closed, it looks good.


Cut to observer's gallery outside the operating room. RAWHIDE is dictating
into a tape recorder.

RAWHIDE:
Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize the pineal tumor without
damaging the quadrigeminal plate. Subcutaneous microphones are
gonna allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his
own brain.

PA VOICE:
Dr. Banzai's helicopter has arrived.

VOICE:
Like... "raise my left arm"?

>>1
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1ねんせ〜いになったっら〜
友達百人できるかな〜？

Cut to observer's gallery outside the operating room. RAWHIDE is dictating
into a tape recorder.

RAWHIDE:
Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize the pineal tumor without
damaging the quadrigeminal plate. Subcutaneous microphones are
gonna allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his
own brain.

PA VOICE:
Dr. Banzai's helicopter has arrived.

VOICE:
Like... "raise my left arm"?

RAWHIDE:
Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This
boy's an Eskimo.


Operating room. BUCKAROO BANZAI and NEW JERSEY have completed the operation.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
You ever thought about joining me full-time?

NEW JERSEY:
What do you mean? Seriously? Do you have an opening?

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Uh huh. Can you sing?

NEW JERSEY:
A little. Yeah. I can dance...


Cut to desert. Crew mills around while a helicopter lands outside
the blockhouse.

VOICE:
We have Buckaroo descending. We have him on the launch stadium
perimeter.


Interior of blockhouse. The countdown continues.

PROF. HIKITA:
Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting.

RAWHIDE walks in.

VOICE:
Hey hey, Rawhide!

VOICE:
Hold up, hold Buckaroo's helicopter!

Cut to outside. BUCKAROO BANZAI, wearing black coveralls and hood and
carrying a battered leather briefcase, is walking towards the jet car.

VOICE:

ED:
HB88, this is Control. Driver's door check secure.


Outside, crew members in flameproof suits lug fuel hoses around.
In the cockpit of the jet car, BUCKAROO BANZAI adjusts various controls.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Control, this is HB88, commander's voice check, over.

ED:
Roger, HB88, read you two two, out.


Shot of jet car's onboard computer display. An outline of the jet car
appears.

COMPUTER VOICE:
...SINED...

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Control, HB88, event timer started, over.

BUCKAROO BANZAI removes overthruster from its padded case.

ED:
HB88, this is Control. APU start is go. You are on your onboard
computer, over.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Roger, I copy.


Outside, a crew member puts air in one of the jet car's rear tires.

VOICE:
Altimeter set, cross-check. Compasses, cross-check.

BUCKAROO BANZAI puts the overthruster into its gimbaled mount.
Indicator lights and the computer display react. Electric motors whine,
and the overthruster mount swivels back and forth.

ED:
HB88, this is Control. IMU alignment in progress. We show 28
degrees, 36 minutes, 30.3 seconds north, 80 degrees, 36 minutes,
14.8 seconds west, over.

BUCKAROO BANZAI puts headband with Japanese characters on over his hood.
The headband says "seikatsu bei" ("the joy of living").

VOICE:
Synchro is aligned, out.

ED:
HB88, this is Control. Ground crew secure.


Outside, crew members in flameproof suits give BUCKAROO BANZAI thumbs-up
and move clear of the jet car. The car's jet engine begins to spool up as
BUCKAROO BANZAI dons goggles and helmet and lowers the helmet's visor.


Quick cuts between the flame now shooting from jet car's exhaust and crew
members in the blockhouse.


Interior of blockhouse. Countdown clock on the wall switches from 00:13
to 00:12.

VOICE:
INS RAM coordinates. Form One and fuel ticket?

VOICE:
On board. Circuit breakers?

PROF. HIKITA:
Five, four...

Outside, the jet car accelerates away from the launch grid. Cut between
exterior of jet car and desert outside reflected in BUCKAROO BANZAI's
helmet visor.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Electro-nuclear carburetion seems fine.


In the blockhouse, SENATOR CUNNINGHAM is waving a hand-held fan.

GENERAL CATBURD:
He's fast, I'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile
and he's history.


Quick cuts between desert, jet car cockpit, and computer display with
Mach meter rapidly increasing from Mach 0.33 to 0.60.

ED:
HB88, this is Control. APU start is go. You are on your onboard
computer, over.

ED:
They are reading you on the localizer downrange. Looks good, over.


Interior of blockhouse. PROF. HIKITA is excited.

PROF. HIKITA:
Speed steady at C one seven nautical. Four hundred and accelerating!


Cut to jet car leaving trail of dust, then the cockpit.

VOICE:
Horizontal velocity is expanding, over.


The jet car is approaching the end of the course. Cut to RAWHIDE, standing
outside speaking into a headset.

RAWHIDE:
Five, four, three...

VOICE:

Blockhouse. Crew members are panicking. PROF. HIKITA calmly uncovers
overthruster indicator box by his control console.

VOICE:
He's broken the sound barrier!!

ED:
Mach 1.3. Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure, over.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Just be cool. She'll hold.


The jet car is racing across flat terrain towards distant mountains.

VOICE:
Access negative. Pneumatic pressure negative.

CHASE 1:
We are in pursuit. He is gaining, over.

ED:
Eject, Buckaroo! EJECT!

VOICE:
HB88, do you read? Do you read, over?


Quick cuts between exterior of jet car and cockpit. A bright blue beam
of light appears leading from the jet car to the mountain. The overthruster
makes various beeping noises.


The side of the mountain rushes up, and BUCKAROO BANZAI breaks through to the
8th dimension.


In the blockhouse, GENERAL CATBURD pounds on a computer console while
PROF. HIKITA calmly watches his overthruster status display, which now
reads "CROSSOVER".

VOICE:
Hotel Bravo eight eight, do you read, over?

VOICE:
What is going on?


Helicopter shot of tire tracks ending at mountainside.

CHASE 1:
This is Chase One. We got his tracks, they go right up to a wall

8th dimension sequence continues. Lots of blue flashes and rapidly
moving electron micrographs of radiolarians, protozoa etc.
Something hits the jet car and BUCKAROO BANZAI's helmet comes off.


Cut to cliff. Blue beam bursts through, followed by the jet car.


BUCKAROO BANZAI begins braking procedure. Smoke thickens in the cockpit, and
he fans it away with his hand.


Helicopter shot of the jet car decelerating.

CHASE 2:
This is Chase Two, Chase Two. We see him, we see him.


In the blockhouse, the SECRETARY OF DEFENSE looks surprised as various crew
members cheer. PROF. HIKITA is ecstatic.

VOICE:
Chase Two reports a visual, one hundred miles off course.


Helicopter shot of jet car as a bright red drag chute deploys.

VOICE:
He's gone through it! He's gone through the mountain!


As the jet car slows to a stop, BUCKAROO BANZAI opens the driver's side window
and bails out. He falls to the ground and rolls.

VOICE:
There is a minimal disturbance in the local magnetic field. He is OK.
The vehicle is hot but we show no radioactivity, over.

BUCKAROO BANZAI picks himself up and strips off his hood. The jet car has
stopped, with white smoke pouring from the cockpit.

VOICE:
... aberrations on the windshield, we are getting a localized
vibration off the drive train, and a minor oil leak.
Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability?

BUCKAROO BANZAI crawls under the car to look at the driveshaft.

ED:
HB88, rendezvous in ten minutes, over.


Under the car, BUCKAROO BANZAI pulls an alien lifeform off of the driveshaft.


Cut to DR. LIZARDO's room at the Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane.
Closeup of DR. LIZARDO's face as he stares at his TV. Camera pulls back to
show his room, then cuts to the TV. BUCKAROO BANZAI and the Hong Kong
Cavaliers are being interviewed.

ANCHORWOMAN:
There it is. Tire tracks, right up to a wall of rock. Perfect Tommy,
Rawhide, Reno, you guys are the Hong Kong Cavaliers. Buckaroo's most
trusted inner circle. Could you elaborate on that device, I believe,
dubbed, the umm... oscillator...

PROF. HIKITA:
Oscillation overthruster.


Cut back to DR. LIZARDO.

DR. LIZARDO:
Hikita! Dat little Asian traitor!

DR. LIZARDO rummages through the junk scattered around his room. He pulls
a bag out from under his bed, and removes a peculiar device from it. He
straps the device to his wrist, clips a wire from it to his earlobe, and
attaches another wire ending in a clamp to his tongue.

TV VOICE:
... the sound barrier broken, and then the dimension barrier. It was,
said Buckaroo Banzai, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed,
in 1938, through the overthruster he and Dr. Emilio Lizardo put
together from spare parts in a laboratory at Princeton. 1938.
Can you imagine what it must have been like then... then... then...

DR. LIZARDO throws a switch on the device. A nimbus of miniature lightning
bolts surrounds his head, and the scene fades...


...into a flashback to PROF. HIKITA and DR. LIZARDO's laboratory, 1938.
A long track runs the length of the room, ending at a wall. A sled-like
vehicle rests at the other end of the track. The room contains lots of
low-tech lab equipment with flashing neon tubes, Jacob's Ladders, etc.,
all making various electrical buzzing and humming noises. DR. LIZARDO
and two assistants are preparing the sled, while PROF. HIKITA works at the

ASSISTANT:
Molto grazie, Dr. Lizardo.


PROF. HIKITA picks up megaphone, yells from the other end of the room.

PROF. HIKITA:
Almost ready, Dr. Lizardo. Almost.


DR. LIZARDO and the assistants raise glasses, drink a toast to success.
A massive relay closes, and a bright blue beam of light shoots from the sled.
PROF. HIKITA is still making final adjustments. DR. LIZARDO climbs onto
the sled, settles into the seat. He kisses a picture of the Madonna and Child
that is mounted on the instrument panel.


Meanwhile, PROF. HIKITA is absorbed in final checks. He makes a chalk mark
on the wall where the blue beam hits. PROF. HIKITA looks back, sees
DR. LIZARDO is already on the sled.

PROF. HIKITA:
No, not yet.

PROF. HIKITA waves desperately at DR. LIZARDO.

PROF. HIKITA:
No!


Cut to sled. DR. LIZARDO crosses himself and puts leather helmet on.
PROF. HIKITA runs to his control panel, hoping to stop DR. LIZARDO.

PROF. HIKITA:
No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready!


DR. LIZARDO ignores PROF. HIKITA, and slams a lever home. Large spark as
contacts close and the sled begins to accelerate down the track

The sled approaches the wall at high speed. DR. LIZARDO dives forward at
the wall just before impact. He penetrates halfway - his legs are visible,
kicking frantically.

ASSISTANT:
He did not go through the wall!

PROF. HIKITA looks into scope, sees blurry humanoid figures struggling with
something in the 8th dimension.

PROF. HIKITA:
Holy Toledo!


The two lab assistants run to the other end of the lab and haul DR. LIZARDO
out of the wall. DR. LIZARDO is hunched over, clutching his head.

DR. LIZARDO:
Agghhh.... ughhh... ahh ahh ahhh....

DR. LIZARDO wrenches the helmet off and straightens up. His hair is standing
on end. Something is clearly very wrong.

PROF. HIKITA:
Emilio?

DR. LIZARDO:
Muhhhh?

DR. LIZARDO lets out an inhuman scream, grabs the two assistants, and bashes
their heads together. They fall. He screams again, runs for a fire exit,
and flings the door open. He pauses and glares back over his shoulder
at PROF. HIKITA, then escapes.


Dissolve back to DR. LIZARDO's room. He shuts off the device.

TV VOICE:
Asked what he saw, and where he went, Dr. Banzai replied, "Vast
caverns of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, huge thunderclaps,
and gurgling rock formations."

DR. LIZARDO has an idea. He scuttles over to the wall and takes some notes
out of his pocket.

PA VOICE:
Lithium is no longer available on credit.

DR. LIZARDO frenziedly scribbles equations on the wall.

DR. LIZARDO:
G sub e... Jesu Christo! Make the ganglia twitch!...
We're home free... home... home is where you wear your hat!
I feel so break up, I wanna go home!


HOSPITAL GUARD enters. He is carrying a large box.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Aw, cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. Got another care package
from your yoyo friends.

HOSPITAL GUARD puts box down. DR. LIZARDO pulls crumpled bills from a pocket
and tips him.

DR. LIZARDO:
Eyy, senor... grazie.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Thanks, Doc.

He begins to unplug the television.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
I've come for your TV - the thing uses too much juice. Another
ten thousand kilowatts again this month. Beats me how an old
homicidal loony can use that much power.

DR. LIZARDO has opened the box. It's full of junk food.

DR. LIZARDO:
Go on, take it. I don't-a need it. Tomorrow... I'm-a going home,
with my overthruster.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Heh heh. That's terrific, Doc. I'll make sure you get an
early wake-up call. Heh heh heh.

That evening, backstage at a club, somewhere in New Jersey.
The Hong Kong Cavaliers are preparing to go onstage.
PROF. HIKITA is with them.

PROF. HIKITA:
Buckaroo, I've done a spectographic analysis on the specimen you
pulled off the jet car driveshaft.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Uh, Rawhide, you're keen on bugs, what do you think?

ARTIE DUNCAN, the manager of the club, enters. He is wearing a fedora, plaid
sportcoat, and lavender tie.

ARTIE DUNCAN:
I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. This is
New Jersey, and when you... when you play my joint, you're just
another act. I want some _music_ outta you characters.

RENO NEVADA:
You want it, Artie? You got it.


Drums start as the Hong Kong Cavaliers take the stage. Cheering, whistles,
and applause from the crowd.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Let's rock 'n' roll!

PA VOICE:

PERFECT TOMMY:
Are you serious?

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Yeah. Give her your mike.
(to PENNY PRIDDY)
What's your name?

PENNY PRIDDY:
Who cares?


The crowd is getting fed up with the delay.

DRUNK:
Right!

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
(sympathetically)
I care. What's your name?


Close up of PENNY PRIDDY. She is wearing a short pink dress and blue gloves.
Her makeup is smeared. She has obviously been crying.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Penny.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Did you say "Peggy"?

PENNY PRIDDY:
Nooo...
(sobs)
My name's Penny. Penny Priddy...
But it doesn't matter, it's not important.
(She tries to smile.)
I just... I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all.
(laughs, turns into sob)
I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town. And they wouldn't
even take my luggage in hock.
(sobs)
And I lost my room at the Y this morning.

CROWD:
Ooooh! Wow! Somebody get her a violin! (etc.)

PENNY PRIDDY:
(collects herself)
But it's cool.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy...

PENNY PRIDDY:
(her face crumples, and she sobs again)
No, _Penny_ ....

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
... and anyone else out there who's lost someone.


PENNY PRIDDY picks up a pint bottle of whiskey, drinks.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Who cares.


Scattered applause from the crowd as BUCKAROO BANZAI starts to sing.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
I don't have plans or schemes
And I don't have hopes and dreams...


The song is not helping. PENNY PRIDDY is crying again.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
I... don't have anything...

Back to PENNY PRIDDY. She is staring at BUCKAROO BANZAI while pointing the
pistol at her temple, steadying it with her other hand. She is about to pull
the trigger when a passing WAITER bumps her arm.
The gun fires into the ceiling.


Screams from the crowd. Cut to stage, where everybody in the band is pulling
guns and cocking them. The drummer stands up and produces an Uzi from
somewhere.


PENNY PRIDDY is frantically trying to hide her gun.
Two BOUNCERS appear and grab her.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Let me go!


Band members aim guns at PENNY PRIDDY from the stage as she struggles with
the BOUNCERS.

PENNY PRIDDY:
No! No! Let me...

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Wait! Wait a minute!

RAWHIDE:
Kill that spot! Kill it!

The Hong Kong Cavaliers rush BUCKAROO BANZAI offstage. Several of them hang
back to cover the crowd with their guns.

Next day. At the Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane, the HOSPITAL GUARD
is sitting at a desk watching TV. DR. LIZARDO comes down the hall and
reaches for a wall-mounted telephone. He is wearing a military greatcoat
with medals on the front, and dragging a large suitcase.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Where do you think you're going, Doc? The moon?

DR. LIZARDO:
No. Planet Ten.

DR. LIZARDO takes the phone off the hook.

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Oh, Planet Ten. Why, pray tell?

DR. LIZARDO:
(on phone)
Operator!

HOSPITAL GUARD:
Doc, put down the phone.

DR. LIZARDO:
Operator! I wanna make a call to Mr. John Bigbooty, at-a
Yoyodyne Propulsions-a Systems, over in Grover's Mill. And you

DR. LIZARDO grabs the HOSPITAL GUARD by the neck and lifts him off his feet.
He twists the HOSPITAL GUARD's head to the side.
Snapping sound as his neck breaks.

DR. LIZARDO:
Bigbooty!... Of course it's me, you fool, who do you think?
The time has come, Bigbooty. Prepare for my return!...
Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch-a TV? Banzai and Hikita
have done it! They have opened the window!

DR. LIZARDO has dropped the HOSPITAL GUARD's corpse on the floor, and is
fishing through his pockets looking for keys.

DR. LIZARDO:
Si. Meet-a me at the factory. And get their overthruster!
And Hikita, too! Sure, alive...

No, no. Don't worry about me. I'll get my own ride.

DR. LIZARDO unlocks the door. Near it, an INMATE is playing an arcade-style
Buckaroo Banzai video game.

VIDEO GAME:
(beeps) Evil will not prevail.

Exterior shot of BUCKAROO BANZAI's black and yellow double-decker tour bus on
the highway. Cut to interior. PERFECT TOMMY is looking at a newspaper.
The headline "Mystery lady opens fire - Buckaroo unhurt" is visible over a
photo of PENNY PRIDDY.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Spittin' image.

RENO NEVADA:
Doesn't look anything like her, I think.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Pictures don't lie.

RENO NEVADA:
Hell they don't... met my first wife that way.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Well, it's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose, the same hair...


BUCKAROO BANZAI is kneeling on the floor, holding a samurai sword.
He bows to a small shrine on the wall.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too, or else he wouldn't be ready to
make a fool of himself.


BUCKAROO BANZAI gets up, puts the sword in a rack on the wall. RAWHIDE enters.

RENO NEVADA:
Holy moly.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
A Maserati Bora.

RAWHIDE:
Mm-hmm. That ain't all. He's vanished. Thin air.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Doctor Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.

RENO NEVADA:
This man's a top scientist, dummkopf.

PERFECT TOMMY:
So was Mr. Wizard.

RAWHIDE:
Dr. Lizardo's a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy. A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin'.


Exterior of bus, still speeding down the highway. Cut to communications
center inside. Two RADAR BLAZES wearing headsets and Team Banzai jumpsuits
are monitoring banks of electronic equipment.

RADAR BLAZE 1:
From the jet car, do you think?

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
No... Not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. Could be
above-ground atomic testing in China, maybe sunspot activity...
Man, that's strange.


Exterior of the New Brunswick Police Station. NEW JERSEY is standing
outside, wearing flashy Western duds and a large white cowboy hat. He
tunes a portable radio sitting on top of a pair of saddlebags.

RADIO:
Scientists at the Strategic Space Command have detected a strange
radioactive cloud-like mass over southern New England. Sources close
to the National Security Committee have refused to comment. Now
let's get back to three great modern country hits in a row...


The bus pulls up. BUCKAROO BANZAI, RENO NEVADA, and PERFECT TOMMY exit the
bus and walk up to NEW JERSEY.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Sidney.

NEW JERSEY:
Buckaroo!

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
How's the patient?

NEW JERSEY:

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
I did.

NEW JERSEY:
You drove right through a mountain the other day! You did it right...
You left me at the operation, you hadn't even said anything about
it, you didn't even mention that you were gonna do it...

BUCKAROO BANZAI interrupts NEW JERSEY.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Sidney, these are my friends... this is my colleague, Dr. Sidney
Zweibel, old medical friend from Columbia P & S.

RENO NEVADA:
Howdy.

NEW JERSEY:
How dee do.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Listen, Sidney, I'm glad you could make it, because it looks like
we may need an extra hand sooner than I thought.

NEW JERSEY:
Ah hah. I see. An extra hand. Yeah, I mean, that's what I was
wondering about. I got your message about rendezvousing at this
address, but I barely had time to pack my saddlebags, then I came
here...

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Yeah, I can see that. Well, I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself
at home.

BUCKAROO BANZAI enters the police station. NEW JERSEY turns to the others.

NEW JERSEY:
Okay. Ahh... you know, I thought we were gonna rehearse or something.
Uh... You know, I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic
books, the records... I know you, you're Pecos.

PERFECT TOMMY:
(offended)

NEW JERSEY:
Perfect Tommy... I'm sorry. You're... you're Pecos.

RENO NEVADA:
Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno.

NEW JERSEY:
Heh... Reno. It's an honor.

PERFECT TOMMY:
Where do ya hail from, Doc?

NEW JERSEY:
Ah, New Jersey. Fort Lee.

RENO NEVADA:
Where're your spurs at?

NEW JERSEY:
(to PERFECT TOMMY) What, is he making fun of me?


Interior of the police station.
A GUARD lets BUCKAROO BANZAI into the cellblock.

GUARD:
Third cell on the left. Pink dress.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Arigato.

BUCKAROO BANZAI walks over to PENNY PRIDDY's cell. She is lying on the bunk.

PENNY PRIDDY:
(angrily)

Interior of BLACK LECTROID command ship. The WING COMMANDER is seated,
listening to BUCKAROO BANZAI's speech on a speaker. CREW MEMBERS perform
mysterious tasks in the background.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
However, not on another planet, but here. Maybe right inside this
table. Living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own.


Conference room.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Perhaps... within a mountain.

Quick shot of JOHN GOMEZ staring at BUCKAROO BANZAI and PROF. HIKITA.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
See this rock? It's solid matter, right? But in point of fact, the
solid parts of this rock, the neutrons, quarks, protons, and electrons
comprise only about _one quadrillionth_ of its total volume.

Cut to NEW JERSEY, sitting next to SENATOR CUNNINGHAM.
He doesn't realize his mike is turned on.

NEW JERSEY:
(to SENATOR CUNNINGHAM) How many zeros is that?

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Quite a few.

NEW JERSEY flinches, smiles guiltily, and covers the mike with his hand.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
The rest of this rock is actually only empty space. So, back in
1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr. Emilio Lizardo figured that if
solid matter was mostly empty space, then a person should be able
to discover a way to travel _inside things_.

PROF. HIKITA:

PROF. HIKITA holds up overthruster, which makes beeping noises. JOHN O'CONNOR
stares intently at him from the audience.

PROF. HIKITA:
... which systematically reorders matter by annihilating electrons,
positrons...

Cut to PENNY PRIDDY. She has had a flash of insight.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Oh, oh, I get it! What you're saying is that oppositely charged
particles collide and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like
a tiny Big Bang, like a... a... a... b-b-Baby Bang!

BUCKAROO BANZAI is impressed. The audience laughs indulgently. PENNY PRIDDY
suddenly realizes she's the center of attention.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Well, I'm, uh, probably just, uh, stating the very obvious.
(angrily, to herself)
Shut UP... shut UP...

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
No, no, it's not obvious at all. If it was obvious, everybody
would be doing it every day.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
... and sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural
life, and you would never, ever, find.... THIS.

BUCKAROO BANZAI pulls cover from a large beaker containing the alien thing he
pulled from the jet car's driveshaft.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
And yet, this living organism came from out of that mountain, even
though I was _never_ inside that mountain!

ED comes in, walks up to BUCKAROO BANZAI.

ED:
President's calling, Buckaroo.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
(distracted) The president of what?

ED:
The President of the _United States_.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Oh.
(gives rock to PERFECT TOMMY) Here.

BUCKAROO BANZAI and ED walk to the other side of the stage, towards the exit.

ED:
Can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched him into a pay phone
down the hall.

As they pass behind PENNY PRIDDY, the overthruster beeps again.
PENNY PRIDDY turns around.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Uh, Dr. Banzai, you... you forgot your thruster.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Why don't _you_ hold onto it for a while?

PENNY PRIDDY:
Oh... anytime.

WOMAN REPORTER:
What about the Pentagon?

The SECRETARY OF DEFENSE is not paying attention. PERFECT TOMMY taps him on
the shoulder and he turns back to his microphone.

WOMAN REPORTER:
The possibility of _war_ in the 8th dimension, _Mr. Secretary_?

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE:
What???

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PROF. HIKITA holds up overthruster, which makes beeping noises. JOHN O'CONNOR
stares intently at him from the audience.

PROF. HIKITA:
... which systematically reorders matter by annihilating electrons,
positrons...

Cut to PENNY PRIDDY. She has had a flash of insight.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Oh, oh, I get it! What you're saying is that oppositely charged
particles collide and blow each other up in a burst of energy. Like
a tiny Big Bang, like a... a... a... b-b-Baby Bang!

BUCKAROO BANZAI is impressed. The audience laughs indulgently. PENNY PRIDDY

ED:
Can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched him into a pay phone
down the hall.

As they pass behind PENNY PRIDDY, the overthruster beeps again.
PENNY PRIDDY turns around.

PENNY PRIDDY:
Uh, Dr. Banzai, you... you forgot your thruster.

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
Why don't _you_ hold onto it for a while?

PENNY PRIDDY:
Oh... anytime.

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RENO NEVADA, a Hong Kong Cavalier Pepe Serna
BUCKAROO BANZAI, particle physicist,
rock star, neurosurgeon, etc. Peter Weller
NEW JERSEY, another neurosurgeon Jeff Goldblum
RAWHIDE, a Hong Kong Cavalier Clancy Brown
SENATOR CUNNINGHAM Mariclare Costello
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Matt Clark
DOCTOR EMILIO LIZARDO, a scientist \
LORD JOHN WHORFIN, an evil alien dictator / John Lithgow
ANCHORWOMAN Francine Lembi
HOSPITAL GUARD Jonathan Banks

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