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This speedy little roach can be found scurrying away from his American League
opponents…it’s Ichiroach Suzuki! After years of dining on left over sushi
on the streets of Japan, he hitched a ride to the U.S. in a passenger’s salad bowl!
Known for his beady eyes and long tentacles, Ichiroach is by far the most popular roach ever!
Resides: Underneath the stands in Seattle
Characteristics: Large protective shell that he is known to bounce around on.
Oversized tummy, gained by eating the popcorn left over on the ground at the end
of baseball games. Long tentacles that he uses to tickle unsuspecting fans.
「日本の道端でであまりものの寿司を何年も食ってきた」ということから始まって
おそろしいほどの誹謗で貫かれている。
Ken Giraffey, Jr. グリフィーはキリンだ
Cow Ripken, Jr. リプケンは牛だ
Clammy Sosa ソーサは貝だ
Derek Cheetah ジーターはチーターだ
Beary Bonds ボンズは熊だ
ほかにカタツムリなんかもいるがどう考えてもイチローが
一番酷いと思う。ここに人種的差別、偏見がないと言えるだろうか。
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