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Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...

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生身のお前らの方がｷｼｮ!

人間終わってますね
あなた方は３０代ですか？
私の知り合いにも３０代のひとでポリゴンやアニメにぞっこんなひといます
名前は多分有名な方ですからいいませんが
夏冬のコミケに売り子として活動しています

According to a recent and unscientific national survey＠｀ smiling is something
everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the
national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
smiling)＠｀ Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy＠｀ effervescent＠｀ and
most importantly＠｀ to smile. Xerox employees agree＠｀ and even feel strongly
that they can not only meet but surpass the national average... except for
Tubby Ackerman. But because Tubby does such a fine job of racing around
parking lots with a large butterfly net retrieving floating IC chips＠｀ Xerox
decided to give him a break. If you see Tubby in a parking lot he may have
a sheepish grin. This is where the expression＠｀ "Service with a slightly
sheepish grin" comes from.

All this big deal about white collar crime -- what's WRONG with white collar
crime? Who enjoys his job today? You? Me? Anybody? The only satisfying
part of any job is coffee break＠｀ lunch hour and quitting time. Years ago
there was at least the hope of improvement -- eventual promotion -- more
important jobs to come. Once you can be sold the myth that you may make
president of the company you'll hardly ever steal stamps. But nobody
believes he's going to be president anymore. The more people change jobs
the more they realize that there is a direct connection between working for
a living and total stupefying boredom. So why NOT take revenge? You're not
going to find ME knocking a guy because he pads an expense account and his
home stationery carries the company emblem. Take away crime from the white
collar worker and you will rob him of his last vestige of job interest.
-- J. Feiffer

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions＠｀ and you can＠｀ too＠｀
provided you use them for business purposes. For example＠｀ if you subscribe
to the Wall Street Journal＠｀ a business-related newspaper＠｀ you can deduct the
cost of your house＠｀ because＠｀ in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief
Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you
going to read the paper? Outside? What if it rains?"
-- Dave Barry＠｀ "Sweating Out Taxes"

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
-- Dave Barry＠｀ "Urine Trouble＠｀ Mister"

By the middle 1880's＠｀ practically all the roads except those in
the South＠｀ were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were
still five feet between rails.
It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard＠｀
in one day. This remarkable piece of work was carried out on a Sunday in May
of 1886. For weeks beforehand＠｀ shops had been busy pressing wheels in on the
axles to the new and narrower gauge＠｀ to have a supply of rolling stock which
could run on the new track as soon as it was ready. Finally＠｀ on the day set＠｀
great numbers of gangs of track layers went to work at dawn. Everywhere one
rail was loosened＠｀ moved in three and one-half inches＠｀ and spiked down in its
new position. By dark＠｀ trains from anywhere in the United States could operate
over the tracks in the South＠｀ and a free interchange of freight cars everywhere
was possible.
-- Robert Henry＠｀ "Trains"＠｀ 1957

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

0. integrated 0. management 0. options
1. total 1. organizational 1. flexibility
2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability
3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility
4. functional 4. digital 4. programming
5. responsive 5. logistical 5. concept
6. optional 6. transitional 6. time-phase
7. synchronized 7. incremental 7. projection
8. compatible 8. third-generation 8. hardware
9. balanced 9. policy 9. contingency

The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number＠｀ then select
the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance＠｀ number 257 produces
"systematized logistical projection＠｀" a phrase that can be dropped into
virtually any report with that ring of decisive＠｀ knowledgeable authority. "No
one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about＠｀" says Broughton＠｀
"but the important thing is that they're not about to admit it."
-- Philip Broughton＠｀ "How to Win at Wordsmanship"

Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that
called for a small employee contribution. The company was paying all
the rest. Unfortunately＠｀ 100% employee participation was needed;
otherwise the plan was off. Sam's boss and his fellow workers pleaded
and cajoled＠｀ but to no avail. Sam said the plan would never pay off.
Finally the company president called Sam into his office.
"Sam＠｀" he said＠｀ "here's a copy of the new pension plan and here's
a pen. I want you to sign the papers. I'm sorry＠｀ but if you don't sign＠｀
you're fired. As of right now."
Sam signed the papers immediately.
"Now＠｀" said the president＠｀ "would you mind telling me why you
couldn't have signed earlier?"
"Well＠｀ sir＠｀" replied Sam＠｀ "nobody explained it to me quite so
clearly before."

I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and the
accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service. For
the transit system＠｀ as it now operates＠｀ has hidden advantages that
can't be measured in monetary terms.
Personally＠｀ I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even $1 to
have that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything: "I came
by subway." Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot
should someday show up and mumble them＠｀ any audience would instantly
understand his long delay.

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger＠｀ and
it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also＠｀ if you examine a woman's skin
very closely＠｀ inch by inch＠｀ starting at her shapely ankles＠｀ then gently
tracing the slender curve of her calves＠｀ then moving up to her ...

[EDITOR'S NOTE: To make room for news articles about important world events
such as agriculture＠｀ we're going to delete the next few square feet of the
woman's skin. Thank you.]

... until finally the two of you are lying there＠｀ spent＠｀ smoking your
cigarettes＠｀ and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of
billions of tiny units of protoplasm＠｀ called "cells"! And what is even more
interesting＠｀ the ones on the outside are all dying! This is a fact. Your
skin is like an aggressive modern corporation＠｀ where the older veteran
cells＠｀ who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices
with nice views＠｀ are constantly being shoved out the window head first＠｀
without so much as a pension plan＠｀ by younger hotshot cells moving up from
below.
-- Dave Barry＠｀ "Saving Face"

綺麗な芸能人に生で逢った事あるか？

テレビで見るよりも綺麗だぞ。

ここは日本だ、バカヤロー！

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