30歳以上のｵｻﾝが英語で話すｽﾚ　part1

let's talk over a matter with osan!

ni

uruser baka

san

osan in the darkness

>>1 fuck you

>>1
Do you have a drill chinchin?

Don't stand sit-sred

Osan in the sky (*´∀｀*)

Always there is happiness near osan.
But usually osan doesn't get it.

For me, it is difficult to talk in this place.
It is because I do not have English knowledge.

Where is penio?

BO-osan
connection -- very well

>>7

yes,I have been drill chinchin from children.

>>12
I don't know.

>>10
I think so ,too!

I want to rape a little girl.

>>13
wellcome to this thread!
nice to meet you!

>>18
I'm not BO-osan,sorry

The woman exceeding 30 years old is a OBAHAN.

This is a pen!

（'A`） I'm hungry.

．．．oh!!

>>17
Pay　the money!

Hahahahahaha---!!

Woman is called "Meat toilet bowl"

You are meat!

>>22
eat your shit! it is free!

It cannot get married you and throughout life.

My penis smells bad

Osaso's girl friend is 19 years old.

I want to go fuzoku

>>30
Wow!
That's too bad!

>>31
Liar!

Fuck me?

>>32
Me too

I want to drink a girl's piss

>>31
You must be tell a lie.
I think you are cherry boy, aren't you?

Shit! Shit! Shit!!

>>35
Be quiet ! bald man

>>37
Are you hentai ?

In English thread,as what describe 「uzai」 in Japanese thread？

めんどくせ

>>40
No, I have a rich hair for my age.

nulpo

I'm back nosi

>>45
Smaaaaaash!!

osan in the water!

>>46
nosi

>>46
Z

Who killed Cook Robin?

I'll go to alcoholic party from now.
noshi.

>>49 >>50 Thanx. I take shawer,nosi

>>52
It is enviable
good luck

>>52
All right.
Enjoy your self in the party.

>>52
Inside of a brain Z

I am very interested in Anaru.

>>57
Let's do with me ?

>>57
>>58
Are you gey boys?

ANAL haa haa

I' m ecxited about osan's anal.
It would be a good smell.

My anus is also to be closed

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Who has translated by the excite ?

(Д´((☆≡☆))｀Д)
　　⊂ミ　彡⊃　　　ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝ
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　　(*｀皿´)
　　　⊂彡　ミ⊃　　ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝ
ε(´　((☆≡☆))　｀)з



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　　＼　⊂ミ⊂ミ　彡⊃　彡⊃ ⊃　／
☆ ―　⊂彡　⊂ ⊂ミ ⊂彡⊃　ミ⊃⊃ ― ☆
　　　⊂　⊂彡⊂彡　ミ⊃ ⊃ ミ⊃　＼
　　☆ ／　ε(´　((☆≡☆))　｀)зヽ　　☆

ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝ

( ﾟдﾟ)
⊂彡☆きもい
田代

　_, ,_ ﾊﾟｰﾝ
( ﾟдﾟ)
⊂彡☆もい
田代き

　_, ,_ ﾊﾟｰﾝ
( ﾟдﾟ)
⊂彡☆い
田代きも

　_, ,_ ﾊﾟｰﾝ
( ﾟдﾟ)
⊂彡☆
田代きもい

　_, ,_
(TдT)
田代きもい

I will go out now.See you later.

ARASHI came. With this, OSANSURE is ruined.

anal (ﾟдﾟ)UMAH

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You are Shock!!
Empty falls by the power of love!!

>>68
where are you going to?shopping?or fashion helth?

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SATE...

HALIFAX (CP) - After waiting 20 years for the right to get married, Bryan and Ron Garnett-Doucette wasted little time Friday after Nova Scotia joined a growing list of provinces to recognize same-sex unions.


Canadian Press Photo



The two men walked hand in hand to a municipal office to apply for a marriage licence just 90 minutes after a Nova Scotia Supreme Court justice ruled the couple, who have been partners for the last two decades, could legally wed.


"It's time," said Ron Garnett-Doucette, 42.


"We waited 20 years for it. I knew it was eventually going to come. . . . I'm ecstatic it's today."

>>72
Fist of the North Star？

sateha

On Friday, Robertson ruled the definition of marriage in the province for civil purposes will now be "the lawful union of two persons to the exclusion of all others."


She also ruled that the marriages of same-sex couples who wed outside Nova Scotia would be recognized in the province.


The couples' application wasn't opposed by the federal or Nova Scotia governments.


Ontario, British Columbia, Quebec, the Yukon, and Manitoba also allow same-sex marriages.


"This is, I feel, the end of a long battle, and I hope it stays the end of the battle," said Kim Vance of Musquodoboit Harbour, N.S., whose Ontario marriage to female partner Sam Meehan will now be recognized in their home province.


"The trend is clear, and other provinces need to respect that

nangking

Doing my Chinpoiziri most of the weekend.

"It's a very good day for equality in Nova Scotia," he said. "It should send a message to our federal government to have a vote on
the issue. Right now it's languishing
in the Supreme Court (of Canada) in what
could be a long, tortuous process. Why don't we just simply follow the direction that's been established in so many courts."
Just before leaving office last year, former prime minister Jean Chretien referred the question of the constitutionality of same-sex marriage to the high court for an opinion.
Halifax's Roman Catholic archbishop said it's now up to religious communities to try to safeguard the traditional definition of marriage.
"We must recognize this decision as the end of state support for marriage as we have always known it," Archbishop Terrence Prendergast said in a release.

>>82
wash your hands

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sus hogares en zonas vulnerables de la costa
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I wanna be sausage

>>82
Don't forget to wipe.

I decide to cook beef stew.

>>88
please don't foget NAMEKO-JIRU

I like "OMEKO-JIRU"

>>89
Japanese soy soap is good for osan's health!

I have lost interest in this thred

I love lorita very well.

Is there MAKAI？

>>92
What do you mean?

>>95
飽きた

>>96
Use English!

>>88
Are you OSANSURE>>51?

>>97
English　uze

>>99
get out here !

>>99
You are the very man for UZE

>>99-100
please mata-ri.

I am tired

Doesn't it return to OSANSURE soon?
As for the other side, decrease in population is progressing.

>>99
Let's unko with me !

>>104
OK let's go

What a desolate thread here is!

......so let's talk together !

Hey!
Anyone here?

>>108
>>109
Hey、what's the matter?

Osan has come━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!

>>110
I miss you ! osa-n!

ona-ni

shushushushu！

perform yourseif Z

nurupo

turn to the left there,and yo`ll see the onanie center please.

>>116
gaｔｔ

i'd like to drink manjiru

>>119
Get lost, freak！

when i first met my wife,she was crazy about SMAP.
but now she is crazy about SWAP.
will you join us?

I can not spark English!

rape raper rapest

>>121
You shall die

Good morning. Let's also talk together in this place today.
This place is the best for remembering an English word.

Do you have any idea what I should do today?

You have a Manco?
I catch a Manco!!

Yes , I am a pen

>>128
You are not man.

not human

>>126
shake your cock

>>131
COOL！

There is also no schedule today.
It is tedious.

What shall I do now?

Oh my god!
My cellphone has been broken!
I want to cry.

>>126
Shall　we talk ?

son of a bitch !

Have a nice weekend!

>>138
Thx　 a lot ......

take a lunch

I'm going to have a YAKISOBA.

Have a nice chimpo

I have a pen

>>141
I think you are low in nutritional value

I was gay.

>>145
Is it different now?

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　　（　・×・）＜実生活で雰囲気を「ふいんき」って言うなよ　
　 .（ つ旦と）　何か間抜けな響きだ
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It is "ふいんき" って言うなよ about atmosphere by everyday life. Something is stupid sound.

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いかフライうまー

アジフライウメー

>150

Welcome to this crazy thread
このふざけたスレッドへようこそ

osan's night

coming soon!

Really?

test

http://www.geocities.jp/fingerlockjp/

>>1 Was it expected, and did you depend and obtain the big result?

すいません
横文字じゃなくて日本語でおながいします。

>>1　期待以上の成果が得られましたね

This place will be polluted from now on.
God -- please allow it
I goes up.

I hope that I can help you>>161

I dislike this thread！
I'd like to blow this thread！

Do’nt blow this thread !

Who are there?

Bye

なんでおまいら英語わかるの？

This is a TEPODON super express bound for PYEONG-YANG.

me-ru ran ni yaku kaitaradouda?

mandokuse

i need a kawaii-okusan

>169
That's bothersome

Good thread!!
brb
:D

It's a SONY!

OSANRA good night.
It is believed that tomorrow is also a good day.
Let's talk mutually again.

>175
I don't believe that...everyday it's getting worse and worse

I don`t believe...
I can`t understand...
厨房レベルの英語しか出来ないよ

Oh shall it be as it was before?
Is this the end of all we know?

It is not only pessimistic but also not real....Don't you think so ?

In real life most osan always fall into hard times.

good morning

OSAN is avoided to 2ch and asks for a place.
It is because reality is too severe.

>>153きもｗｗ

good afternoon ,osan

>>184
How are you doing?

2ch

Let's go drinking in osan's self-drinking thread.

where？

sorry i know it very well
but , too early

anyone drinking here now?

Here I am.
Let's drink together !

I'm fifteen years old now.
I'm junior highschool student boy.

I'm CHUBO.

You thought [why does he speaking here?] when you looked >>192.
Aren't you?

I'll try high school taking an examination next year.
And,speak here is my study and practice

It is glad if I can join here.

>>192
ちょっとだけ文法おかしいな･･･
いや実によく勉強しているのだが。（含む、鳥）










とマジレスしてみるテスト･･･orz

What do you want to carry out with this bulletin board?
I cannot do an understanding.
First of all, he cannot understand the real intention of talking in English.
You will regard writing foolishly in English for me as
it being a foolish fellow, saying that he cannot understand.
honest -- this thread is interesting.

Thanks anyway

>>194
I don't understand your English at all.
Please write in Japanse and I will translate it to proper English.

>>195
すでに理解できないのだが･･･→Japanse

あ、無論、>>194ﾓﾅｰ


晒しage

How about >>192 ?

>197
if you are really fifteen, your english is quite good
though you made some grammatical mistakes as somebody mentioned above

Oh, sorry. I'm not good at English.
Please call me when I misstakes.

私は、まだ英語の破片もよく知らない中学生です。
こんな私を混ぜていただけたら幸いです。
また、文法でおかしいところがあったら、どうぞ教えて下さい。
>>197さん
フォローｻﾝｸｽです。

>>199
ここは、「30歳以上のｵｻﾝが英語で話すｽﾚ」ですよ！
　　　　　~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
↓で勉強されてはいかが？
http://academy3.2ch.net/english/

hi guys! how are u doing?
i am back home.
lets begin drinking now!

　　

下記の英文を訳せ。

my father is my mother.

>>201
なんかフィリピンぽい･･(ry


>>203
父子家庭

>204
なるほど。

もう一つの解釈は、両親が同性愛者同士

>>205
>my father is my mother.
　　　　　~~~~
"両親"はあてはまらないだろう？（あくまでも単数）

我が父は我がママです。

>204
my father is my mother のあとに
...and my mother is my fatherとか続いてってのはだめ？
ってどうでもいいことだよなあ

>>207
だからさ、オチいっちゃたら続かねーだろぉ！
半年ROMってろっ！！

>>208
いや、いいんでない？ｗ
「and」の使い方がナイスですよぉ！マジで。

なーんか教養深まるスレだなぁ。。。

私の父は糸井重里？

>>211
３０歳以上だということは認定

>>203-212あたりを>>199が読んだらショックでけぇーだろうなｗ
ROMってないことを祈る。。。

I'm home!

>214
and you are alone again

left alone

>>216
Was there any such song?

♪alone again naturarlly

There isn't anyone.
Bye.

good afternoon osaso!

I came home from soap land .

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I came home from company...

Ｉ　ａｔｅ　my　ｓａｓａｋｕｒｅ．　　Ｇｏｏｄ　taste!

>>224
warata

>224
What does "sasakure" mean? Please tell me.

a hangnail

>>226
It is a kind of a mushroom.
http://www88.sakura.ne.jp/~shimoji/g/sasakure.htm