基本的に英語で話すスレ

基本的に英語で話してください。
わからないときにはローマ字推奨。
適当でもいいです、とりあえず知ってる単語を並べて英語で話してみましょう。
間違いは恐れずに。わからないことは遠慮せずに質問しましょう。
英語できる人は間違っているのを見ても馬鹿にせずに、
相手の言わんとしていることを推測してレスしてあげましょう。
わかるなら質問にも答えてあげましょう。
Let's chat in English!


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はろー

deokure mannko!

opa-i

penis

The word "peninsula" is derived from penis.
As you know, peninsula looks like penis on a map.

>>1
Oh! Each thread is the same thread!
You got an easy mistake, silly boy.
Ha,ha...

>>1 Z

oh!mangurigaesi!

Junior College attached to Omanko Girls' Academy (a.k.a.Oma-Tan)

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>>9
ha ha .... warota! to ittemirutesutodesuyo-!!!

Fuck your asshole !

おもしろジョーク

iboji

kireji

oh! my god!

sexualharasument? she should take that compliment!

ibokorori

ハラスメンター

See more butt!!!

>>10
warata

Today's currency exchange rate...
I don't know...LOL

I wanted to go out.
Just I wanted to go out for walk...

But...
Outside was raining.

In this Labor's day holiday，
the weather was so nasty.
Rain， rain， rain and rain.
Yesterday， when I was out， it was rain but it was walkable without umbrella.

Since coming back from Turkey， I've been bored.
Well， I went out on Friday and Saturday.
Sunday， yesterday， I went to shopping.
...but today， I was just at home.

Because I was busy all the time in Turkey，
I feel I do nothing in here right now.
That makes me bored.

I like a busy life.
I like a busy day.
Sometimes I need a holiday， but basically I like a busy day.
I try to keep me busy for the most of time.

Well， it was boring weekend.
Tomorrow I have a class in the evening...
My fall semester is finally starting.
At least I should be happy， right?

everyday i'm in a stupid little life, fooling around webs,
making nothing but loosing something.
sometimes i make people a litle bit happier
but most of the time i am just making them mad and
beeting them up.
i am fuckin tired that i am doin but i cant quit
i am a stupid little addicted geek, fooling around,,,,,

I'm not popular with girls.

I'm not Cherryboy?

さんきゅう べんじょ まっち

HotaImoIjiruna

I will die.

>>28
NO! you are cherryboy,me too.
we are all cherryboys!

we need ONANY

25 years old.
Although it was without [ the ] golden till last year, they are an on-line casino and pachinko.
It stored 3,500,000 in two years. All [ do at once and ]. Although it is only the first time, if you buy a 1-dollar or more tip,
30 dollars (about 4000 yen) can be got.
It can also convert into money, without giving and playing as it is given,
and it is to red or black with roulette. If it risks decisively, it will double at 50%. What is necessary is only just to carry out a game off-line.
It is killing time. video poker and SURO -- since it is variously -- MAJI -- recommendation
http://www.imperialcasino.com/~1kl5/japanese/

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Rain of a thousand flames

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the floating sentiment through telephne circuit make my blood pump

Who are you guys talking to? You've got no mates, haven't you?

who needs friends @ 2ch?w

>>25
Yeah, You look like very happy boy.

mankopooooooo age

↑
innpo looser

If only a seed shall fall,

Even among the waterless stones,

A tree will grow.

If you love and I love,

Can it be we shall never meet?

As flogged by tempests

A wave I have seen

Dash itself against the rocks

So in these bitter hours myself only

Am by my thoughts destroyed.

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>>34
Call your psyatrist!

You are not funny.

As flogged by tempests

A wave I have seen

Dash itself against the rocks

So in these bitter hours myself only

Am by my thoughts destroyed.

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

いっぱい聞いて♪いっぱい喋れる♪
いっぱい聞いて♪いっぱい喋れる♪

I have a better idea

Fuck your ass with own dick

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>>56
you're asshole

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I've got a TOEIC result.
I'm gonna fall down.

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i have a penis thank you

It's not yours.Give me back RIGHT NOW!!

アイ　アム　ア　ペン

Mickey Mouse goes to his attorney's office. It turns out he's decided to divorce Minnie. The lawyer says to Mickey, "Mick, you can't just divorce Minnie because she's silly."

Mickey replies, "I'm not divorcing her because she's silly; I'm divorcing her because she's fucking Goofy!"

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>>60
Never mind mate!

TOEIC is an English test which was created especially for the Japanese that
are incurably poor in decent English tests such as TOEFL and IELTS.
Nobody take the bloody hell exam like TOEIC serious outside Japan.

TOEIC is an English test which was created especially for the Japanese that
ware incurably poor in decent English tests such as TOEFL and IELTS.
Nobody takes the bloody hell exam like TOEIC serious outside Japan.

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I want to have sixty-nine.

So fuck what?

juhttrrr ut8hrhtrhthth lokihjhj

I mean, >>68
So fuck what? It's just an excuse of Japanese who cannot expect
good score on the exam.

I am getting bald. Maybe you, too.

Some people are really desperate to get "high"(=700 or so) scores on TOEC tests.
That seems very stupid to me.

>>75
Pleeeeeese do not make me laugh.
You really think 700 is "high"? It's called "decent."
"Good" or what you want to call "high" is supposed to be more than 800.

I could not reach "decent"scores.

アーマードダンゴムシ大佐 is not sencible enough to think why 75 used quotation marks.

Why does your fart stink that much?

Good evenig, sir.

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と　某
申　は
し　普
ま　通
す　に
る　キ
　　モ
　　　イ
　　

I have shitted myself.
Now I have to wash my pants.

maintenance

Hello, gays!

word up?

No No wake up now!

dick up?

I am alone.

I leave you alone

I LOVE AMERICA!age

はげ、でぶ、ヒキ、無職の者ども、ちょっと英語でしゃべってみようぜ

бξψδ‡Υθ
Σ∽ωΩ≫≫¶∝！
‥⊇ΔΨΨ＊~"§ЗЗЗфд〃』＜∵£∴。

good evening everyone

good afternoon, stupid

(^^)v

Quit screwing around.

Nothing good happens.

I can't stop alcohol.

Me　Too

Is Howdy Howdy good?

i am a pen.
you are lonly,we are lonely men.

I like Häagen-Datz.

I stayed in bed for three hours, but I did not fall asleep.
What should I do?

Do you have anything you can enjoy?

I am hungry.

I live underground.

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I like sushi very much.

I can eat raw fish.
But sushi is a bit tasteless for me.

raw fish
raw egg
seaweed
octopus
natto
...

maintenance

aged 115

brojob

I never thought that I can see this thread once again.
This is good.

Now I'm looking for something to kill time.
Any ideas?

>>117
oh! warata!!

helloooo!
is erobody here?

>>119
No!

age

Shi　kashi　him　adanah.

UP

Eat shit.

i wanna dupe

I hate BITCH.

ﾚｯﾄﾞﾓｰ
ﾁﾔﾝｺﾓｰ
ｱｲﾓｰ
ｷｲｴﾀｱ
ﾉ
RESKA-?

We do not want none of them, and you, either.
Go to hell.

Computers never smile, even when you type a good joke onto their screens.

you can smile yourself.

or

you can cut the connection and hang yourself.

I, one of the single guys in this BBS, am really happy to find a place
to communicate in written English without taking it too much serious.

Aren't there anybody who has ever succeeded in making a good partnership
with a girl because of your English skill?

Uh, I feel as weak as a bloody kitten.

>>131
i used to go out with an american girl who came from montana
when i was studying at a college in the us. ;P

おおさかじん、さいきょうやー！

bloody exams are pissing me off...

>>134
I wish your bloody mouth was bunged up.

OSAKA-JIN UZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (・∀・)Cuspidor!

I have nothing to talk about.

How are you this evenig?
Having sex?

I am coka cola.
I drink that everyday
today I is buying coka cola
but machine did not liked me
and never it come
It was wating a long times
so I kicked machne and broke it
but my bone too.
I want to be dead

>>140
You are a very good writer!
I am impressed!

bored...

>>140

YOU ARE GENIOUS!

nothing funny except 140

Damn! I have stepped on a dog shit.

daydreaming about you
you make my heart go crazy
high as the heavens above

おう　わからなーいね
たいさんアルヨ

When mid-night come

my dream begin shivering -like a frail man

I wonder What he will be in the future

ヽ( ･∀･)ノ unko-

I am chinko
suck me!!please

You smell like a dick.

Here my chinko piece too

I LIKE OMANKO

I hate OMANKO

I have a nice idea
Do syonben in my asshole

>>154
You are a lier

>>154
Oh! You are crazy! Omanko is beautyful!

I Like OMANKO but
I hate OMANKO fish smell

>>154
My Ochinko need Omanko

>>155
What a nice idea!

What is "omanko" ?
Do not talk about such a fiction !!

I don`t like omanko
but omankoes like me

This thread is full of intelligence!

>>158
Sure. but I like osikko smell

>>155
It's,,,, very big.

My ochinko is [kawakamuri]

>>166
Oh,,,poor boy

she ask me have i been touched have i done
the thing with anyone yet
.........silence

I want to see omanko!

OMANKO is my thing

What the hell are you thinking

My "omanko" image is turuturu rorirori.

>>172
I colling policeman. you are dannger.

Omanko and Ochinko is best friend.

>>173
No,no,just imagine.

Did you omanked yesterday?

>>176
No,I haven't omanked these 5years.

>>176
ya,i'm intend to start omanking soon.

Why don't you be able to get a omeko?

>>179
I like omanko,but omanko dislike me.

Oh! That's too bad...
Do you nkow how much the omanko is?

No other countries have so many omako as 2ch

I have never seen three dimensional omanko

C'mon

&daimus;

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thats very nice

what is OMANKO for you?
OMANKO is my life for me.it can live,
even if there is nothing other.

Ｉ can't help falling in love

what the hell are you talking about?

Do you have a sex every day? I also had a sex this morning.

>>191
YOU SHALL DIE.

>>192
Please die.

>>191
Would you write the story of personal experiences of sex of you?

>>194
it's a national confidential
wait for 30 years !

>>191
I know you are fisherman
More over, you are a cherry boy, you have never seen OMANKO ! Wow!

wake waka ra n

OMANKO girl school!

ここは大日本帝国である
売国奴どもが

>>196
Is your heart ugly!!! Please be not jealous.

>>199
Hey hey yellow monkey !
Fuck off Aussies !
You forget Jap was beaten by America ?
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>201
何を言っているか分からぬ。
最後に、うさうさ、何を言っておる？
うさぎを食べたいのか？

自演かよ

>>202
are you fisherman?

Excrement also came out in large quantities today. It is a good feeling.

what you trying to do?

what does th e fisherman mean?

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Today I went to docuter
He said you need a gips
I didnt like it
because I am a carpenters
so I broke it.
but pinky bone was still ぐにゃぐにゃ
so I carried

I am 35 sinnsei doutei man, any question?

>>210
How many times played masturbation this week?

>>211
Once a day at least (maji-res)

More than three times a day would kill you! (lol

>>213
Really? but I cannot do that three times in each day...

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THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE DESTROYED ON MAY 15 THIS YEAR
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>>214
It entertains you but you lose any amount of your energy.
However, leaset once three days must be appropriate, you know?

Whiter teeth gives you better life.

Try Olympic toothpaste

1200yen

hey you wankers!

We have the blues. Let's kill ourself.

How did you master English?

speak english to gaijin ppl lah!

>>215
I wish what that page says were true.

I am a dog shit.

>>223
you motherfucker!

i went to mouse ikubo so my ass hurts itatataaa

I want to fuck junior highscool girls.

>>226
you are true madness so much

A lot of high school girls look so stupid.
Their pussy might be tight, but I do not want to get involved with those people.

>>228
No kidding!Their pussy must be loose.

Girls who belong to sports club may have tight pussy.
Most of the stupid girls do not join any club.

That means their pussy is loose.

Their cunt stinks a lot. I don't want to smell it.
It makes me sick.

Right.But I heard that girls who doing sports hard
sometimes damage their hymen.What a sadness this is!

you psych

Even if some of them have their hymen damaged, they still are virgins and may have tight vagina.
And you won't notice their hymen is torn, untill you watch it.

I want to touch women's breasts.

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(σ・∀・)σ　Get!!
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The URL on 237 will not crush your browser, but do not visit it. It does not worth.

Everything seems labourious.

It is too late. I should go to bed.

my boss is stupid american
he is about firing me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

damepo

American people have large penis, and that's all.
Don't mind what he does. He is just a meathead.

I can't understand that what it is meathead.

"Meathead" means a stupid person.
I am not sure of the origin of the word. Maybe meat in his skull instead of brain.

naniittennnokawakannne-yo

My girlfriend is a bigass nigga from stamford

anybody form IB?

What is IB?
Ivy League?

>>33
Whether they keep intact hymens "physically" does make quite little sence to me,
I am afraid.

Rather, I want young school girls, as well as shool boys, to find more
inportant and valuable subject or matter than sexual, sensual, and carnal pleasure.

While what they learn at their youth can stay longer, sensual pleasure
would too quickly pass away!!

By the way:

Has any of you ever participated in the "Masturbation-quitting Marathon" ?
And how long have you kept yourself from the "act"?

# In my case, I have once succeeded in accomplish "one month throughtout course"!!
# It might sound somehow self-boasting, thogh...

why you doing that?

よむのめんどいから日本語で会話しろよ

Maji-de I am already Damepo…

i never had sex with human but dogs

age

というか、書いていてふと思ったが、
「２０代の１０年間で、たった１度もＳＥＸできなかった」
という事実は、３０代半ばになった現在考えても実に悲しくショッキングだ。

大学時代、彼女がいた（というか、俺の入っていたサークルでは俺以外は全員
彼女ができたのだが）やつらに聞くと、大学３年くらいになって授業も少なく
なると、アパート暮らしのやつは彼女と素っ裸で週２〜３日過ごして、朝から
夜まで思いついたらＳＥＸする、という毎日だったらしい。
１００回どころか、２年間で１０００回以上ＳＥＸしたという話も聞いた。

大学４年間だけで１０００回以上ＳＥＸするやつがいるのに、
２０代の１０年間で「０回」だった俺・・・・・
１０００とゼロ！！！　この事実を考えるとがくぜんとするよ


しかも、そういうやつに限って単位を落とさない（女のほうも）。
就職浪人もせずにちゃんと就職する。

そういう男に対してはうらやましさは感じるがねたみはないな。
しかしむしろ、むかつくのは女のほうだ。

大学４年間、男とＳＥＸするだけでなく、男の部屋を素っ裸で歩きまわった
り、裸体をさんざん男にさらしたりして・・・ＳＥＸそのものを何百回とし
ただけでなく、何万回とキスをしているわけだ。俺たちが１０年で１回もで
きなかったキスを何万回だぜ！！！
大学の中でアオカンするようなやつらはさすがに見かけなかったが、大学で
キスしているカップルはよく見かけた。俺がいっさいできない、１回もして
いないキスを、大学の校舎をバックに軽くチュッ！としているやつらの姿を
思い出すと、今でもくやしくてくやしくて涙がにじんでくる。

To >>257;

How many times you have had sex with your girlfriends does not determine
your value. You can be more confident of yourself!!

While your schoolmates were addicted to love affaires, you must have
had anything else that they could not.

I suppose you have some English communication skill, because
you come to this "thread" that requires the skill.
Isn't it the fruit of your effort that you have made in your college years?

Why don't you listen to the song, "世界に一つの花" by SMAP?

Mmmm
>>258, I've moved so much !!!!

>>259
Oh,I see.unko,thanks.

260 is not me ...
Stop spoofing, please ...( $(B!- )I?&X? (B`) -A

>>261
I know. Never mind !
"Unko" means United Korea. Do you know ?

yeah, we all are addicted to ヽ( ・∀・)ﾉ ｳﾝｺｰ!

You are very international.aren,t you? I respect yours.thank you little much.

I have been trapped in a DAMEPO spiral and I am trying hard to get out, but it seems I can't.
I will give up soon in the depth of despair.

すごいなおまいら・・・
まじで尊敬しちゃうよ

That woman had licked my stinking penis joyfully. It is an occurrence on this morning.

>>267
You had a really sweet dream, didn't you?

>>268
It is not a dream. It is a fact. she said that it was an uncanny good taste.

I see. That was not an illusion ONLY in your brain.

>>270
todays dinner is curry rice

Uncanny. I didn't know that word.
Now I've got more intelligent and can have a girlfriend!

>>270
Some consider what people also say as it is better to believe. Distrustful life makes you a misfortune.

09044461730
09044461739

>>271
That curry must have been mixed with shit.

>>274
Hide yourself immediately or you will get arrested!

Informed!!!
Informed!!!

>>277 a little warota

Hey, it's already four o'clock.
Go to bed soon ! Or don't you have your work today?

Too late. 274 is millions of miles away by now.

274 writes the number on many threads.
Has anyone called on it?

I must have the work done before sunrise.

Oh really?
I wonder what 'before sunrise' means.

And... I also have a work to be done by 10.

>>280
No one would do that late at night.

I am Yakining now

>>282
Actually, I am a thief and have to do the job during night.
Now it is getting brighter. I have to hurry.

Oh great, and have a good work.
In this season night is so short that your business
comes difficult, I guess.

a night shift
tough work

My job, to be done by 10, has been 0% completed by now...

I'm starving.
I'll go and eat something.

>>288
Take it easy. You still have plenty of time.
It will be done by 10.

But I'm already sleepy and about to go to bed...

Ittekimasu.

>>284
You are watching 2ch during work, right?
Be careful. That sort of activities might get you fired.

Guys, I'm now going to bed. Good night!

Have a sweet dream.

I got a good night's rest.

You all beautiful dreamers!

suck my dick.

bloooody hell! i can't sleep lah!

good bye

staaaaaaaaaaarvin

Dumn!I'm late for university!
...ok,today gonna be a holiday AGAIN.

>>300
oh! lemon ness got shit ahh(water
what should i do...hmmm...

good night!

dum spiro, spero.

ｏｐｐａｉ！ｏｐｐａｉ！

omeko!

Madam, I'm Adam.

Would you drink my sperm someone? it's so nice taste!!
and It is so useful also to your health.

shut fuck up

I'm looking for "KIMOMEN".
Does it exist on the earth truly? I want to see from the bottom of the heart.

>>308
WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

I am sweetened.......I mean diabetic uwwwwaaaan

I'm dreadfully unpopular with girls.......my life is filled with
loneliness, nonsense for me......

anybody wake?

Hi mates! Are you having wank now?!

get up

>>308
Look mirrors. There are many KIMOMEN in them.

>>315
According to your command, I looked at the mirror. One "IKEMEN" was reflected there. I was disappointed. I think that what you say should not have been believed.

>>316
That's interesting. I think you are just unlucky. In my case, I found so many "KIMOMEN"s.

to >>315, >>316, and >>317;
One man's meat is another's poison :-)

age

A sweetheart is the matter which I was told before.
I thought that it was very glad.

『my morning glow a red sun and toward
in the evening are related to you.
Keep the flow of soul no otherwise.』

Probably it can never meet those who say such a thing.

Ｉ　ＡＭ　Ａ　ＰＥＮ。

I am aged 322.

Hello, gays!

I am a cherry at the age of 32.

Since I am depression, I will die.（鬱だ死のう）

I am so much depressed that I will cut the Internet connection and hang myself.
Maybe someone will translate that phrase much better.

I have never had sex and will never.
You, either?

Nothing good happens again today.

nothing to talk about

mine looks like a ball-point pen lah!

My penis is as large as a thumb.

You had better going to bed.

There are a lot of bugs in my futon, and I can't sleep in it.

I want to eat shit

i bet not many ppl are writing in this msg board lah!

sakura tongue haha

>>332
I recommend you to expose your futon to the sunlight.
You will have a really good night today.

My sweetheart has gone away from me.
I do not learn how to overcome this sadness.
Please tell me someone.

go soap

>>337
hum, you might be looking forward to finding your new loves.
All you have to do is to change your clothes and go outdoors!

・・・or, play ero-games beside your computer(´･ω･`)

I am coffee.

I often break wind in crowded places like trains or streets.

I have got an pollen allergy now. (´･ω･`)ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ
It may sound a little later than familiar cases, though.

My eyes are really itchy!!
Can anybody suggest what kind of the pollen it would be?

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Nonsense! Nowhere to go?

Come and play, all my friends!

Let's have love affair!

ｉhope so gyaiants as NO1teem.

>>351
But I'm sure Hanshin Tigers must win this penant!
Giants would be No.3 to No.6.

HAHAHAHA!

Money don't cares, you know?

oh, my bad typing! Maybe I was just confused.

I should collect, "Money cares nothing."

aged 617

what are you having for lunch?

My English is very broken...
But all I can do is practice my English skills.

all your base are belong to us

Recently I find korean movies interesting.
They are very moving.

Bonjour,Monsieurs
Je suis heureu de vous voir.

is that French?

My penis is large. Is it enviable?

It is glate

not at all in my opinion.
by the way, do you have a girlfriend?

Sorry
I'm a girl.
I don't have a lover.
How can I get ???
Do you know the way?

J'ai soif...

ask men in streets
"hi, do you have 30 thousand yen."

then you can sex.

>>364
First the time ,do you have?

>>365
Let's make love!!

i have a very pretty girlfriend. so what?

My sweetheart is addicted to my penis.

>>350
Go to hell!

>362
my chin-chin is wide(not wild) but short.
so your`s good got`s gift.

I'm 30 thousand yen ???
I feel so cheap.
cos i can give men some technical pleasures.

>>366
J'ai la soif de l'amour.

I can,t understand what you are saiing at all. (´･ω･`)

It separated from the sweetheart.
I am alive in sadness now.
I need someone who is comforted.

work!! son of a bitch!!

can,t???????????????????????

>>377
suicide now

>>376
do you say who

>>380
It is disagreeable.

I just wanted to make my look wise.
That means, I have thirst for love.

>>377
Are you KIMOMEN

>>384
No.I am IKEMEM.

>>383
you won't be loved forever unless you say such a thing

>>381
all.

>>382
Are you kid ?
you must follow what 380 said.

>>385
lier

i went to casino today
i lost ￥200k

i wanna die

>>386
I don't say everytime such itchy thing.
Looking 366, I just think that. So don't misunderstand me.
Well, It is a fact that I have't had a girl.

>>388
Would you teach the method of suicide?

>>389
It is not a lie. I described the fact.

>>383
thirst・・・

>>392
"The briquet and SHICHIRIN" is latest style.
Don't forget GAMUTE (w

>>393
oh sorry
misunderstand Ｕ.
can i ask your high and weight ?
Are you look like famous acter ?

it's a sony

爆乳
http://64.156.47.64/venusj/okazu.htm

excuse me
what mean briquet,SHICHIRIN and GAMUTE ?

people here are typing with have a dictionary

>399
('A`)huh?

googREYO, Voke

>>401
you are not kind

>>396
My height is 175cm and weight is 66kg.
Many people say that I resemble Kenji Sakaguchi.
There are some persons who say resemble DOUCHIN of chemistry.

fuck you all

yammy!

Douchin is handsum one of two?

SAY MY NAME !!

>>407
OK, OK, good boy, I'll try it...

"MY NAME !!"

>>408
good job!

ko-no-mama------
dokoka- to------ku-u
tu--re-te--te---
ku-ure-na-ika-----
kimiha--------aa
ki-mikosoha-------aa
nichiyo-o-ooobi- yorino---shi-isha----------

Many girls say that my eyes are attractive.
I am very popular from a girl.
because I have humorous character and beautiful appearance.

　　　彡川川川三三三ﾐ〜
　　　川｜川／　　＼｜〜　muun
　　‖｜‖　◎---◎｜〜 　　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　川川‖　　　　3　　ヽ〜　　　　　　＜Many girls say that my eyes are attractive
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　　川川　　　　　　〜　/〜　ratiratirati
　　川川‖　　　　〜　/‖　＿＿＿＿＿
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aged 715

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ブランド力があるからだろ。

is it storming now?

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　　＝〔~∪￣￣〕
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その状態でバイキルト，スクルトがあれば楽勝だったな。

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ﾋﾟｭ.ｰ　(　　＾＾ ） ＜これからも僕を応援して下さいね（＾＾）。
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姫が結婚する頃には、彼も今より大人になっているだろうから
ちゃんと立ち直ると思われ。

PS版の台詞見てると、普段は心配性でもいざとなるとかなり落ち着いてるんで、
案外「ついにこの日がきたか」みたいな感じでサラッと乗り越えちゃうかも。

ＲＯＭカートリッジの電池切れですな。
ＥＮＩＸに送ると有料で電池交換してくれたよ。

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あぼーん

メリークリスマス。年始まで来れないとは言っていたが、思いあまってやっぱり来てしまった。
いよいよ明日か・・・忙しくなるな。その前にできる限り答えていくぞ。

：無理をなさらず御自愛ください
済まないな。なるべく暇を見て覗きには戻ってきているんだが・・・。
無理はそんなにしていないから、安心してくれ。

（）：石鹸落としには狙いがあるんだよ
そうなのか？　知らなかったな。
しかし、落とした石鹸を拾わせたくらいで、そんなにどうにかなるものなのか？
・・・俺には、分からないな。

：今度は首を狙うので宜しく
・・・復活を喜んでくれるのはこちらとしても嬉しいが、首をやるわけにはいかないね。
もし本気なら、返り討ちにするのもやぶさかではないから、覚悟して来るんだな。

：セフィロススレにも遊びに来いや( ﾟДﾟ) ｺﾞﾙｧ!
・・・機会があれば、行きたい所だが・・・。
そっちにいるセフィロスは何だか神様然としているから、行ったら喧嘩腰になってしまいそうだな。
そうなったらスレで楽しんでいる他の人に迷惑がかかる事も考えられる。
そういう訳だから、やっぱり暫く考えさせてくれ。

：もう逃げないでくれよな
別に、逃げていた訳じゃない。
・・・まあ、そう思われても仕方ないくらい不在だった事については、言い訳のしようもないが。
ともかく、次に戻ってくるのは年始になってしまう。
みんながKHFMをたっぷりしゃぶり尽くした頃になるな。

：降臨間隔をできるだけ短くしてくれ
・・・悪いな。今回の仕事が済めば、少しは（いや、かなりだ）マシになるから、
それまでもう少しだけ、時間をくれると助かるね。

最燃ならＨＰに保存されてる。
トーナメント表のＡブロックとか書かれてるところの下のキャラ名のところ

ドラオエ１の音がどうしても出ないのです。
どうしたらいいでしょうか？
厨房でｽﾏｿ。

あと身体に火傷がないのも変だよね
あっちを立てればこっちが立たずか・・・
「変態」の一言で全て解決することはするんだが・・・

え？っと、やりたいシトいないですか？
だとしたら後１５分程で落ちますがいかがなもんでしょ。

マンコ

７のバレットは非常に良いドラマを背負ってたね。
神羅に対しては被害者なんだが、図式的なイデオロギーに逃避することで彼もまた加害者の側面を合わせ持ってしまう。
そしていつしか自らの過ちを認め、敵の為す善もあるのだと受け入れ、終には戦う真の理由を知る。
彼とケット・シーもまたＦＦ７の主役だ。

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＞79
クソじゃねーぞーーーーぉ!
ｶﾞﾝｶﾞﾚ!!

乙可憐

すげー・・・・としか言えないわけだが

新スレおめ

Mr. Tsutomu Yamazaki
Please die now

Ｈｅ　ｗａｓ　ｄｉｅ
ｈｅｈｅｈｅ！
ｐｏ−ｐｏ’ｓ　ｐｏｗｅｒ　ｉｓ　ｇｒｅａｔ

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD JOB,Mr.Yamazaki!

I'm ashamed to have to tell you this.

As a matter of fact, I'm a genuine cherry boy.
And I want to go to the soapland to lose my cherry.

So, Someone please tell me good soapland around Tokyo.
I hope cheap and good service. I don't like an elderly woman.

>>464
Go home now!

>>464
You'd better to senzuri yourself（pu

（＾＾；

aged 748

ハラキーリ
フジヤーマ

maintenance

ボンボヤージ

My love is over.
What the hell did I do?

I am a bachelor!! I'd like to have your excrement

Maybe she has found a better-looking guy.

( ﾟДﾟ) huh?

I am a sleepy sleepy guy

Someday you will be able to forget the ex-girlfriend and get new one.

へーい、なうあいむどぅりんきんぐ。ふぉあろーずぃずいずいずぐぅっど！
いっつべりいどらい。あいはふとぅすりーぷ。ばっとあいきゃんとくぅいっと。
あいがっとうぇぃくあっぷ5am. Please help me

ディッス イズ ア マンコ

my sweetheart is male.

>>478
If you can't fall asleep, you don't have to go to bed.
Just drink as much alcohol as you wish, watching 2ch.

Homosexual or a bitch?

You are devil

>>480

uho!
Why dont't you fuck with me?

Uho!Nice guy!!!!
Please suck my dick!

I don't want to lick the dick of DOKUOTOKO.

Does Rika Ishikawa do shit ?

omaera unko!unko!unko!

Today I made love to my steady (she is 16 years old high school girl).
We did four times.

So I was very tired and had an ache in my dick.

good-bye... cruel world

>>490
Never die!
i�`

I want to sex with junior highschool girl.

Year! Me too

>>487
（　＾▽＾）＜I've never done such a thing.

I think "Yeah" is the correct spelling.
I heard this word is from German.

How do you do?

ペラペ〜ラペラぺ

German people say "ja" in place of "yes".
"Ja" is pronouced like "ya:".

>>496
fuck

I would like to eat Ishikawa's shit.

Pleased to meet you.

>>500
as you wish

>>500
（　＾▽＾）＜I've never done such a thing.

Have you licked a pussy?

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Yamazaki
Go to hell!

My penis is as large as Mt.Fuji.

if you are men who are older than 20, you must have licked a pussy.

>>507
come on

Kiss my ass, Yamazaki.

pussy cat

shut up!!
son of a bitch!!

ぺんそー

UHO!!

Nice guy!!

>>514

D o y o u f u c k m e ?

beat your hog, you cherry boy

This site is ero

I can't have sex because my penis is always soft. I can't have an errection.

suicide as soon as possible

My dick is covered with thick skin.
It's so stinky and have lots of chin-dust.

ｷﾓいんだよ、馬鹿

>>519
please join to your project

>>521
Write in English.

Is it impossible for a cherry boy like you? (w

>>521
you too!(omaemona-)

Even a high-school student can write English. Most of the Japanese should be able to, too.

"ｷﾓい" is one of the KANSAI dialect? Few people around me use it.

aha? kimoi was born in Shibuya was'nt it?

I don't know. I was just curious.

How many times do you fart in a day?

No."KIMOI"is used in a lot of case.
And,that word is not spoken by middle age.
So,you are the DOKUO of DOKUO!

Yo soy Dokuo,

I am still in my twenties but I do not use that sort of words in public places.

fuck you cherry boys!!

num, num...

I've never had sex. Someone fuck me!

fuck me first

>>535
it's sure you fool can fuck nobady forever

please stop my erection ,
help・・・help to go (w

・・・・Ｉ didn't know there is English conversation sled
in this kind of place (w

though I think the guy studing English shuld be go to
English school (It's start the class from after work)
and you can meet nice girl there.

of course I don't wanna to go English class like that
and can't meet (w

(may be mistake , please read your wide and tender heart)

>>539
so, why do you want to learn English?

oh! thank you answering (w

I don't studing English now(w
just find this sled and just wrote to play(w

(I wannna change the talk about you)
in your case why do you want to learn Eng?

who are you?
why your name is the space?
are you from Hangeul thread?

Pardon?

never mind…

>>1
I Remember You...

what are you talking about?

>546
unko

>>547
sleep and never wake up

>548
Go　home! Motherfuker

>>549
shut up fucking cherry!!

>>539
sled ×
thread ○

>>526
Although I lived in Kansai before,
I had said local people as "KISHOI" in the same implications as "KIMOI".
More appropriate for it, when it writes, it is "KISSSSHO".

>>all

shit goddemn motherf**ker ya!

Get the fuck out!!

555get！

>>553
Get out here!

I played onani- very good!

I love Omanko

I want to sex

I like food.
Food taste gooooooooooood!!!!!

fucking fat

>>560
You too!

>>561
my BMI is 21.7
how about you fat?

>>562
my BMI is 19.
It's truth!

unko tinpo manko

>>563
i think you are too thin

Me,too! >>559
I have no pleasure but eating foods.
Eating is everything.

>>563
うぁった　ふぁっく　いず　BMI?

ti-ha.

>>565
No!!When I was young,my BMI is 17.

>>567
It's a kind of IBM, International Buisiness Machines.

shibo-shisu.

>>569
せい　わっ！

>>566
Hey!Let's turn dining back into eating.

fuck me!!!!!!!!

IIIII hhaaave nothing to eat in my refrigeratorrrrrrr

>>575
kill neighbors and eat them

>>574
ok
tell me your address

yeah yeah it's coming,uhummmmm uhunnmm ahu uhum

Shut up,men!

Sometimes I cannot stop thinking how bad this "poisonous men" board
has been changed into. I hate to say this but this place used to be such a
comfortable place that evenrybody, I mean EVERYBODY was able to relax
himself by just coming here, for healing his mind from suffer, distress, or
disappointment that hurt one's mind so badly in reality.

What really has happened here? Is it just because the so-called "Tyu-Bo-"
started coming here and writing about whatever comes to their mind
no matter how stupid it is? Is it not possible any more to get back this
board as IT SHOULD BE?

Well, no matter what I say here, I don't have any other place to go, anyways.
This is why I am called a "poisonous man". so is everybody here, I believe...

How about "over 30" board?

>>581
I think it's beautiful!
Because I love over30 lady very much!

Oh!NO WAY!!

a nuclear holocaust in 2006

Unbelievable!

>>580
kiss my ass

Your pussy very tasty !

In a darkened room

The world is so made that someone loves you.

Really?

>>589
No thank you

Hi guys!!! How are you doing???
Guess what!?
hehehe^^ I've got three piercing!!! It's so cool!!!

I, Sue and Kaoru went to Sue's house,
and she served us "Kimuchi-chige and Chigimu"!!!
That was fabulous!!! She is such a good cook!!!
And after we separated,
I went to the "Coffee Party" with my friends.
It was like for international student of UW,
and there were more than thirty people...
And after I stayed there like one and half hour,
I and Vero( she is also my close friend, she is from Indonecia) went to the another party!!!

hehehe As you guys already knew, I'm such a party person~~~
(&^^... That was so much fun...there were all American except us,
and all of them were really nice to us!!!
We enjoyed chatting, drinking (a little bit!!!) etc etc....
And a half hour ago, I just came back and writing this daiary....

Today was kinda long day, I enjoyed a lot!!! ha~~~~
You know why....Sunday is coming soon....

I don't really like Sunday...Coz's I just have to study....ha~~~
Anyway I gonna go to library, and I gonna study WHOLE DAY TOMORROW!!!!
I have to do it!!! Haruyo ganbaro-----!!!!

Uzeeeeeeeeeee!
Get out here!!

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aged 675

NO!WAY!!New type Yamazaki,Fuck you!!!

God damn Yamazaki!

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My cock is new one

アタイこそが ６００げとー

oh　ｍｙ　ｇｏｄ

O, mein Gott!

The typhoon is gone. I miss it.
When will the next one come?

>>603
"I`ve missed it", right?
Maybe not so far, since it`s the season of it.

Fuck typhoon. Makes me sick.

Now I've got to go to Hell. Bye.

I think this thread is just to satisfy the men who wants to be in (略

Hi, now I`m drank

lonely.....(´･ω･`)

I am losing my hair.
But I am not bald yet, because I still have some hair.
I am just balding.
I say again. I am not bald.

>>609
Don`t warry. Bold head looks saxy sometimes

My hair style looks like barcodes.

I can't stop alcohol.

Sigh････
No girl likes me････

Anyone who have gotten the Derby today?

Can you tell which horse will win in advance?

hi<all

Uho nice guy!
Do you make love to me?

How about making love with yourself?

oh oh fuck me oh yeah
ooh yes yes!!! oh come!

No girl wants to be friend with me.

fuck! fuck! fuuuuuuuuck!!

School-girls may have tight vagina.
How about middle-aged women?

A new typhoon is comming.

Where are we going?

Fire in the hole!

>>621
very very sweety!!

>>622
where do you live?

Aloha.

vagina

fanny

My girlfriend's cunt is very stinky.
She's 15 years old.

take care of yourself.

I have a sweetheart.
There is almost no junior high school student
who does not have a sweetheart.

My sweetheart is abnormal.
Every night, she is wanted to drink my semen.
My energy is a limit.

なにが英語よ。馬鹿が。帰国子女のｱﾀｲから見たら
あんたたちしょぼ過ぎｗ

膣。

what -- English . It is foolish. if it sees from a returnee student's ATAI you -- wretched -- elapsing -- w

どうでもいいけど暑いな、今日は。

中学生英語やめなってｗ

俺今年41才なんだよね

しかし不愉快だな

渋谷行ったら緊張した。若い女が多くて。

ﾛﾝﾌﾞｰおもしろくねーな

明日会社行きたくねーな

はやくｾｯｸﾙしたいな

人生なんて嫌な事ばかりだな

日本語ばっかりじゃんか

Cherry boys rule the world.

I am the King of Cherry, any comment?

Go to hell.

God damn terrorist!

How are you tonight?

so bad, incredibly bad.