どうせもてないし、Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈで話そうぜ

how are me?
fine, thank me, and me?
I`m fine, and me?
I`m fine too, and me?...

>>1
Kill　You!!!!

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeast!

this is a pen
is this a pen?
no, that is a pen.

Mother fucker!!

You may go.

Faku Yuu
sona bechi
fuul man

オー　ノー！

opaaaaai!

I am pen.

You shall die.

Suck your own dick!!

>>1
Be gone. stay gone.

アザブジュバン？

>>9
already said in >>3

Hi guys, why you are alone?

ホー
マサニ　ワタシノ　タメノ　スレネ。

penis
vagina
sex site-yo

I still love Miku so much.
But she has new boyfriend.
I'm crying and lost my way.
Plesase help me now!

Oh-! lost vargin.

>>18
Give it to me, baby.

>>17
アナタモ　シュウマツナノニ　ニチャン　デスカ？
オタガイ　サミシイ　デスナ。

>>16
'Cos I hate bitches!

>>19
ドントマインド！ドントマインド！

Yankee go home!!

There are people who have been conditioned
not to expect to live beyond age 30.
they no longer care. Once they no longer care
they're extremely dangerous.

My girlfriend is from Holland.

kanebo for beautiful human life

>>19
I don't know who Miku is (and who you aer either).
But, I really feel sorry about your unfortunate breakup.
The only thing I can say to you is "be the best of yourself."
Life is not always easy, but not so bad.
Take a breath, and sip coffee or something.
That will help you, hopefully.

penis itai････

>>22
ソウナノヨ　ホントウニ　サビシイヨ。
マア　ソノウチ　イイコトアルヨ。

U2

>>19

I can't　help　you．
Forget　it．
And　looking　for　new　love．

>>28
ﾜﾗﾀ

I will die in gloom.

Luv is SUCK

>>27
What is she doing in this oriental world?

We are so lonely.
But I'll never give up!
I'm looking for pretty girl.

>>29
U stink

Hello,Nancy. My name is Takeo.
May I rape you?

>>39
How rude!

I don't know how to sex.

I think your girl must be hiding your back. hehe

>>27
Now she is my wife.

Cherry boys! What's up?

Viva　Cherryboy!

>>40
You may rape yourself!

There are many cherry boy in this board.

>>19
You may find onanism can much more satisfiying than sex.

awww, But my cherry was ate by girl.

>>50
Kidding, itteyoshi !!

>>48
You too.

I'm not kidding! That's truth. Believe me!!!

I have a pink dick.

>>51
It's nonsense to responce delusion.

But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!

I have a bat and two balls.

Isn't there any schedule for today?

お前ら恥ずかしいよ。

My lover is my own right hand.

>>57
No kidding. That's not a bat, but a gun.
Can you shoot it? hehehe

>>57

You　are　baseball　player？

>>58
Being hikky.

内容のレベルは低いっす

>>59
*More* shame on you.

>>64

Don’t　you　say　it．
This　time　is　Ｏ・ＭＡ・ＴＵ・ＲＩ．

Fall to hell.

>>62
I'm not a baseball player.
Every bachelor has a bat and two balls, right?

You は　shock!!

"Listen, it's important. We are all. Free. To do.
Whatever. We want. To do."

>>66
分かったもう何も言うまい

mankonamename

>>68
私は野球選手ではありません。
独身男性はみんなバットとボールを２つ持ってるよね？

>>68
You have a small bat with a hat and two balls, right?

>>69
お前の英語は正しい

>>74
You're right, my brother.

>>70

You　have　to　work　hard．
Me　too．

You all are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.

My bat is covered with skin.

today XXX pics

sap, I totally do not know wahta fuckin' ya dudez
From now on, just talk with me.

>>81
Are you nigger?

I'm going to Yokohama to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

>>67

”Go　to　hell”　is　good　more　ｔｈａｎ　you　say．

>>82not really but I would love to use ghetto stuffz.

>>77
they can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief.

>>83
What are you talking about? I don't know what you are saying.
Are you sick, or your doc?

>>83whatta fuckin' ya problem?
Gatta some VI?

All we in the board are sick.

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good.

Come on,mother fuckerz,

>>87
Just only joking. hehe

>>90so watta ya point?
Don't give me that Bull!

>>92
Don't say hehe. That makes me sick.

All of this board are poor of English.
Study hard!

>>95
You do it, first, dude!

>>95
So I'm studying in this board.

>>89
I agree with you. huh

Anyway, I do not get it whatta fuckin' ya buckoz talkin'
Please speak English!
Who gotta VI?

百

Are you 天才？

>>94

Oh, poor man, Why you are in sick with "hehe"? What did you do?

>>97
I'm not 95, but I must say there is nothing
you can learn from these guys.
Go somewhere else.

>>95 so do ya

VI? What is VI?

>>97

I tihink　so，you　go　some other place．

>>102
I didn't, you did.

By the way, "sick" doesn't necessarily refer to "ill."

>>103
Please don't say such a thing!
Play with me, please!


I have a two sisters.

>>108

>I have a two sisters

haahaa（；´Д｀）

×I have a two sisters.
○I have two sisters.

Oh,YEAH！
Bｙ the way,ｄｏ English speakers really say "Oh,no！"
so often？
Or only Ｓｔａｎ Ｈａｎｓｅｎ does so？

Hey, dude,come on speak English! If u can't just poop uot,man!
do n't makes me ConF.

Hmmm

>>108
OK. So, tell me more about your sisters.

Don't be jark,man! Canai join u guyz?

I have wished I were good-looking for 27 years.

**If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?**

duh!

melancholy

Nobody like me.

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, the most famous beef bowl chain in Japan.
There were so many people that I couldn't sit in the counter.
Then, I happened to see the billboard that said,"Discount \150"
Were the Yoshinoya staff fool or crazy?
Hey, you, the not so frequent comers in Yoshinoya, don't come to Yoshinoya attracted by the "discount \150"!
It seemed that the four people were a family. The family in Yoshinoya! Were they serious?
The father said I would order Tokumori, the biggest size in the shop. I was embarrassed to see you!
Make room for me, and I will give you \150.

Yoshinoya should be barbarous. It should have the situation in which quarrels with the person across the U-designed table,
killing with knives.
I like the situations. Women and children, don't come there!

I could sit at last! Hearing what the person next to me, he or she said, "Oomori-tuyu-daku please", which meant a large serving and a large amount of sauce, please.
What?
This went out of fashion now. Be careful, a fool!
You ordered Oomori-tuyu-daku proudly, did you?
I want to continue to discuss that you really want to eat Oomori-tuyu-daku, well, for one hour!
Do you want ONLY to say Tuyu-daku ?
From the Yoshinoya expert's point, the more fashionable order between Yoshinoya experts is Negi-daku, a large amount of leeks.
Oomori-negi-daku, many Negis and a little beef, is most fashionable.


The most powerful order is Oomori-Gyoku-daku, a large amount of eggs
I don't want to persuade this to amateurs because you would be watched from the next visit to Yoshinoya.
In short, because you would be in a double-edged situation.
You had better eat a set lunch of Gyu-zyake, a set lunch of beef and a part of salmon.

Hell,ya
so,do I
every fuckin' duam cyate thinkin' same shit man.

Every girl spits at me!! OH ,no

>>117
Not likely

Omaemona-.

Yea yea.

>>120
copy & paste?

We need girls!! Where is our girl!!

>>121
I'm sorry, but I'm not so familiar with your lower-class English.
Would you kindly speak standard English as many of us do everyday?

>>126

Maby，you　right．

>>127
jakin'off jakin'off jakin'off jakin'off ...

...Nowhere.

earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.

>>127
In our heads.

>>127

space　is　you　can't　go．

OK！
If you smell what I am cooking

>>130 too bad.
>>131 May be god forgot to create after he made us. *geeze*

>>133
warata

This is a pen.

presented by Kanebo.

>>138

A　pen　is　your　girlfriend？

>>138
Already Said

Now loading...

404 Error

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

>>138
Make no noise, or I'll use my gun on you, fuck.

>>all

go home!!!

Fuck off!

>>146
I'm in my room now because I'm hikky.

Is this board heven of Cherry boys?

なんすか、ここ？

Kyoumo toku tareteimasu.

Teisei:

Kyoumo yoku areteimasu.

>>148
sorry･･

Oh! You're hikky?
I'm hikky, too.

We may already be a loser.

>>149

No．
Today　is　a carnival．

opa-i!!　opa-i!!

世の中何か間違ってる。。。

PUSSY!PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY!

The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.

>>157

おっぱい


《乳》　milk；　《乳房》　breasts．

hikky hikky shake〜♪

>>148
Hikky disconnect the cable then kill yourself.

You can dance!
Come on!
Let's dance!

Cya " Are you GOD?"
Ken"What did you say?"
Cya"Are you GOD?"
Ken "A~~~~What did you say?"
Cya "Are you GOD?"
Ken "NO!!!! NO WAY , I am GOD"

>>160

I cannot leave Japan.

>>160
>live with a British wife
HAAHAA（´Д｀）

>>163

Hikky、ケーブルを分離する、その後、自殺します。

>>161
o･･opa-i･･

アニョハセヨ
カッカジュセヨ

>>168
Hikky disconnect the cable then kill yourself.

Stay indoors forever!

>>169

OPAI is too restricted to Japanese.

opai ga ipa-i!

YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!

アイドントライクイングリッシュベリーマッチ

>>165
Oh famous conte ,Drifters conte !

Hey, Are you having a fun!??

Premonition of mystery SURE --

オマエラコンナコトシテテタノシイノデスカ？

Please, Please tell me now

ガゼッタ聖人ですか？

>>180
Very fun!! Come and join us!

I have never had sex before.

>>181

What do you want to know?

I love Japanese teens!!!!!!!

What is this >>165 ?

A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.

>>188
>A pretty woman can do anything

Really?A pretty woman doesn't suck my cock.

>>188
You are somthing!

I was a cherry in the States but Japanese girl presents me her cherry.

I want to know manko.

>>188

A great man can do anything. An ugly man has to give up all things.

>>191
Yo mean her virginity?

Ya

>>191

私は米国で桜でした。しかし、日本の少女は私に彼女の桜を贈ります。

>>192
I can let you know, but I'm not gonna let you touch it.

this sure is omoroi

Cherry boy do not exist in this board.

>>196
違うよ。

私は米国ではさくらんぼうでした。しかし、
日本の少女は私に彼女のさくらんぼうを贈ります。

Did the method of you look at how many girls' MANKO until now?

>>201
ZERO.

>>199

No, it exists. It is because I am 童貞.

>>201
only once.
>>202
I win! Ahyahya!

>>203
No、it doesn't. I've had sex.
You just don't remember it, though.

I'm God's Child.
It was dropped on this corrupt world.

>>198

After all, it is incomprehensible. No, it laughed.

>>198
Yes,sure!

Dont you know ?There are no Manko in the world ,

it is childish fantasy !

>>209
No! My mam said there is!

>>209
Are you cherry?

AV is only SFX, right?

Tashiro is God.
The person exceeding him will not appear from now on.
He left great distinguished services. Everyone on the earth respects him.

Yes, all of the world filled by lovely Mankos.

Now, >>212 said the good thing.

>>214
I cannot agree more.We are surrounded by holy Mankos.

アイアムソーリー
ヒゲソーリー

ｎａｎｃｈａｔｔｅ

>>213

No, the second and the third Tasiro surely appear. It may be the resident of this SURE.

おまけ

http://ams.milkcafe.to/Asunaro/Kogoto/Icon/Tashiro04.swf

Does anyone answer 212's question haha?

Manko?
Are you talkin' about girl's front hole?

>>220
Oh! yes!

ＤＥＫＡＫＥＲＵＴＯＫＩＨＡＷＡＳＵＲＥＺＵＮＩ！

>>220
Both of the holes are ok. Join us!

>>212

No, it is one noble specialization.
It is anyhow good whether it is SFX. Great does not understand it.

Manko…
I should have known better!

(●´ー｀)＜I got 226

HA-HA!
That's the expression I want see.

becoming the center of attention of MANKO,
if it will be English -- saga of this board -- it is .

　Ｔｉｍｅ　ｉｓ　ｍｏｎｅｙ．

　Ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｇｏ　ｎｏｗ．（ｉｔｔｅ，ｙｏｓｈｉ）

　Ｖａｎｉｓｈ！　（ａｂｏｎｅ！）

　Ｉ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｔｈｉｎｋ，　（ｏｍｏｗａｒｅ，）
　　
　Ｄｉｅ！　（ｓｈｉ−ｎｅ）

　Ｆｏｏｌ　（ａ−ｆｏ）

　Ｄａｍｎ　（ｂｏ−ｋｅ）

　

>>225
Manko is heven's door

2002.2.18 ~ 2002.2 24 동안 진행되었던 1차 의상 콘테스트 '마루인되기!
아만인되기!' 경품 당첨자를 발표합니다.
* 1등~ 123등까지의 당첨자 분들께 보내드리는 경품의
배송기간은 일주일입니다.
* 124등 ~ 323등의 아바타 무료에 당첨되신
분들은 아바타 옷장에서 해당 무료 상품을 받아 보실 수 있습니다.

>>229

You　too　（omaemona-）

Nock the door, cherry boys.

>>230
But it is Dead or Arive!!

On the top of the door, there is a bell.

>>229
You're poor of English. Go home!

Knock on the bell first.

>>237

A ping-pong dash is a crime.

>>236
No say he is a 厨房

Knock,Knock,Knock!!

>>229＝kitchen

Does the bell mean the button above the front hole?

Ｃａｔａｓｔｒｏｐｈｙ　（ａ−ｂｏｕｎｅ）

２　ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　（ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　２）

Ｈｉｒｏｙｕｋｉ　Ｎｉｓｈｉｍｕｒａ　（ａ−ｆｏ）

Ｕｍａｉ−ｂｏ＝１０　Ｙｅｎ

When I knocked on the bell, a woman said "HAAHAA".

>>243 = kitchen

>>229
Fucked off.

>>242

You who think of such the way of thinking are great.

　Ｔａｋｏｙａｋｉ　ａｊｉ　ｏｆ　Ｕｍａｉ−ｂｏ　ｉｓ　

　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｄｅｌｉｃｉｏｕｓ．　

It had been sleeping. It was also finished as 2ch today.

>>243
boring.... Go home!!!!

　ａ−ｆｏ　ｉｓ　ａ　ａ−ｆｏ，

　　

Let's have our fringe-hair cut.
Just like James Kirk did long ago.

Thanks, can I press the button from now on?

Have people of this SURE said to the foreign country?

Insert Coin

Insert Cock

Insert sperm.

>>255
Insert my gun into your ass.

>>245
What does it mean ?

>>254
???

>>254
It has not said a foreign country. Although he wants to go once.

>>258

あなたのロバに私の銃を挿入してください。

　
>>250

　　Ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｍｕｃｈ．　

　　Ｉ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｇｉｖｅ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ａｂｏｕｎｅ．
　　
　　Ｉ　ｂｏｕｇｈｔ　Ｕｍａｉ−ｂｏ　１０　ｐｉｅｃｅｓ

　　ａｔ　ａ　Ｄａｇａｓｈｉｙａ．　

>>258
All right.Come on!

>>263
Why are you called "kitchen"?

My dick is Umai-stick!
Insert girl's hole.

put the stick into your ass.

>>266

My son is UMAIBOU! I desire to insert in a girl's hole.
Inserting-girl's hole expression is strange.

Ｕｍａｉ−ｂｏ　（ｔａｋｏｙａｋｉ−ａｊｉ）　ｉｓ

ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｇｏｏｄ！

Ｈｉｒｏｙｕｋｉ　Ｎｉｓｈｉｍｕｒａ　ｉｓ　Ａ−ｆｏ．

age

Living in plastic age

Video killed the radio star♪

さげ

alone again

Ｔｈｅｒｅ　ａｒｅ　ｍａｎｙ　Ｍｉｄｄｌｅ　ａｇｅｄ　Ａ−ｆｏ

ｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｂｏａｒｄ．

Ｉ　ａｍ　ｏｎｅ　ｏｆ　Ａ−ｆｏ　ａｌｓｏ．

Ｇｉｋｏｎｅｋｏ＝ｃｕｔｅ　

Ｚｕｓａａａ−！　２−ｂａｎｎ　Ｇｅｔｔｏ−！

Ｎａｎｉ−ｍｉｔｅｎｎｄａ　Ｇｏｒａａ！

>>275
What do you say?

An international language means a language that is used in
most, if not all, of the countries of the world.
Now, if I say that English is an international language,
you may well wonder why English, which you, as a Japanese,
find so difficult, should be an international language.

>>275

そこで、多くの中間古いA-foがあります。

このボードで。

私はさらにA-foのうちの1人です。

Gikoneko=可憐です

Zusaaa-2-bann Getto-

Nani-mitennda Goraa!

>>275
Are you OK?

　
Ｕｍａｉ−ｂｏ　ｉｓ　１０　Ｙｅｎ．　

Ｉ　ａｍ　Ａｒａｓｈｉ．　Ｎｅｎ−ｃｙａｋｕ　ｔｏｏ．

Please send a mail to me.

>>280
F u c k　O f f

>>280
Nice to meet you!

How do you do.

>>284
I am fine thank you!

>>285
Your response is the answer for "How are you?"

　　　　　　／⌒彡
　　 　　／　冫、 ）)
　 　　/ ~ヽ ` , （(((　　Ｔｉｍｏｔｅ
　 　　|　＼ y　 ))))　　　
　 　　|　　 ニつ))つ　　　Ｔｉｍｏｔｅ
　 　　|、ー‐　< ((
　 　 /　　　ヾ　＼、
　 ／/　しヽ＿＿）〜
　~〜〜〜`

Long hair is beautiful.

YO which happened when writing in English by its SURE

　Ｎｏｗ，２７９−ｂａｎｎ　Ｇｅｔｔｏｏ！
￣￣￣￣￣∨￣￣￣　　　　　　　(´´
　　　　 ∧∧　　　）　　　　　　(´⌒(´
　　⊂（゜Д゜⊂⌒｀つ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡
　　　　　　 ￣￣　 (´⌒(´⌒;;
　　　　　　Ｚｕｓａａａａ！
　

it writes in by KOTEHAN -- although it thought that it would stop,
it will write in spite of itself I am foolish.

　
Ｎａｎｉ−Ｍｉｔｅｎｄａ　Ｇｏｒａａ！
￣￣￣￣￣∨￣￣￣
　 　　　∧∧　　ｐｏｎ
　 　　 （゜Д゜ ,） .　ｐｏｎ
　　 (´;) U,U ）〜 (;;).
(´)〜(⌒;;UU (´ )...〜⌒(｀)

Opa-i

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| (￣ー￣)Ｎｙａｒｉ　
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
　　　 ∧∧ .||
　　　 ( ゜д゜)||
　　　 /　づΦ

Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!
Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!Opa-i!

Ｈｉ！　Ｗｉｃｋｙ　ｄｅ−ｓｕ．

Ｄａ−ｄａ−ｎ！！　Ｂｏｙｏｙｏｎ，Ｂｏｙｏｙｏｎ

ｄａ−ｄａ−−ｎ．

Ｒｅｍｅｎｂｅｒ？

Remember

Ｆｕｎｎｙ！！

Kick ass hole!
God damn! God damn! God damn!
Such English is very cheap!
You restart your life as American's penis
if you want learn real English.

This is a sex.

This is a mamuko

부실 벤처기업의 투자유치 과정에 관여해 물의를
빚고 있는 김대중 대통령의 막내 처남 이성호씨가
최근 미국 LA지역에.

　Ｓｈｉｋｅｉ，Ｐｉｔａ．（ｋｏｍａｗａｒｉ−ｋｕｎ）

　Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ？

>>286
Oh〜、I am sorry…

（ ´ _ゝ｀）Ah-ha

Icchiro No 51〜

Oh〜,hige sorry...

What's this?
Is this a frequent peculiar thread?

I am sex

>>291
Mr.Syoutou　I like you!
Because you are so kindness!

Ｉ−ｍｙ−ｍｅ　ｎｏ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｂｏｌｌ，

Ｙｏｕ−ｙｏｕｒ　ｏ−ｙｕ　ｎｉ　ｉｒｅｒｕｄａｋｅ．

Ｒｅｍｅｎｂｅｒ？　Ｖｅｒｙ　ｏｌｄ　ｙｏ．

ａｇｅ

>>311
You are so old.
Die!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am　the　game.
It's　True.

I my me
you your you

hi hi fu〜 hi hi fu〜

>>313

Ｙｅ−−ｓ，　Ｉ　ａｍ　３９　ｙｅａｒｓ　ｏｌｄ　ｙｏ．

>>310
It remains that it is kind in the body and is honorable.
Please do not care, although there is much syoutou SURE recently.

>>311
I wonder……I　do not hate you……

Ｓｈｅ−ｈｅｒ−ｈａ−ｉ　Ｄｅｋｉａｇａｒｉ！

ＩＳＨＩ　ｎｏ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｂｏｌｌ　Ｙｏ．

Almost I have forgotten English.
I have no idea to know my English is correct or not.
Blank of 6 years made me forget English.
Now I write this sentence without making anything reference.
Next man, please judge this sentence is GOOD or NOT.

>>319
I　like it!!

>>319
'Cos I'm young single,I don't understand what you want.

>>320
Your Engrish is verry well!!

>>312
Why did you write ``age''?
It is a mistake on this thread,
because ``age'' is a slang word of 2ch in Japanese.
I think that you should have written ``raise''
to express its meaning in English.

Am I disregard? It is depression. It dies・・・。sayonara...

>>324
Because he is a little 厨房！

>>325
See ya!

>>325
Oh，　see you next
Good night!!

>>325
You may pass away!!!!!

>>325
Nobody loves U.

What does Dokushindansei mean?
And, what do you say Doukushindansei in English?

Single life is Dokushin.

Why you can speak(write) English well?

Ａｓｋ　ｎｏｔ　ｗｈａｔ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ　

　　　　ｃａｎ　ｄｏ　ｆｏｒ　ｙｏｕ．
　
Ａｓｋ　ｗｈａｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｄｏ　ｆｏｒ　ｙｏｕｒ

　　　　ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ．　（Ｊ．Ｆ，Ｋｅｎｎｅｄｙ）

>>331
"Dokushin-Dansei" means "Single Cherry boy"
Do you understand?

>>333
I am an Alien

Ｈｅ　ｉｓ　ｈａｐｐｙ　ｗｈｏ　ｗａｎｔｓ　ｆｅｗ．

>>333
You too!!

>>332
No, it means and is said a poisonous man. :-)

>>333
You,too.

>>339
Are you poison?

Cherry? Why you say Cherry?
Cherry is one of plants, so it's difficult to uderstad!

>>341
No, I'm not Sorimachi.

Do you like Japanese Manko?

>>341 Yeah!! I'm like poison!! And you too!!

Ｆｏｏｌ　Ｆｏｏｌｅｒ　Ｆｏｏｌｅｓｔ．

>>344 YOU MAY PASS AWAY!!!!

>>343
Verry good!
He is a Himo of Matsusima Nanako

>>345
Ｎｏ！！

Ｉ　ｎｏｗ　ｄｏ　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｌｉｓｔｅｎｉｎｇ

Ｏｓｃａｒ　Ｐｅｔｅｒｓｏｎ．

Manko is pussy?
Why you the American call pee "watersports"?

Who is Oscar Peterson?
Is he a man of fixed handle?

>>350
ﾛﾆｰ･ﾋﾟｰﾀｰｿﾝなら知ってるが・・・。

>>347
I am very happy because you like Japanese Manko.

>>353
In English!!

>>354 ???
I said ``逝ってよし!!'' at 347.

There is no reason to write this by English.
Why?
You really Japanese?

Hi. My name is Junko Takano.
Hi. My name is Mike Davis.

Ken, this is Mike.
Mike, this is Ken.
Hi, Ken.
Hi, Mike.

>>357
Are you fool??
The aim of this thread is to write all responses in English.

I vor hektiske tidsalder er der et voksende behov for indre ro
og stilhed, og derfor er det ikke overraskende at stadig flere
mennesker interesserer sig for forskellige meditationsteknikker.
Meditation har nemlig vist sig at være et af de mest effektive redskaber til at
opnå øget harmoni og klarhed i hverdagen.

I allow >>1 to dive a hell.

>>360
Are you SHEEPDOG?

>>355
I am sorry
He was most famous F-1pirot
I had like him

彈鋼琴的人﹐最好不要打排球嗎?

>>364
I cannot understand your voice
Because I am a fool!

Now, doesn't it change to main subject?
are U cherry boy?

>>360 >>364 What the language are they? :-(

二ポーンジン、ミンナEnglishヘタクソネー

>>366 You would like to rush into hell!!

不好

>>368 Oh, yeah!!! I'm aware of that.

所詮オナニースレだの・・・。

Oh, my god!

i was dancin with my darling

----------------The End--------------------------

dancin tte nandayo?

mike is my friend
he can play　tennis
i can play volleyball

----------------I read this line.---------------------

----------------I had read this line.---------------------

This is an unko
I make unko everyday

----------------I will have read this line.---------------------

>>377
I guess that he is a junior high school stupidstudent.

>>374
Ｔennessee　Ｗaltz？

Todey is satadey
Now I gonna go to my haney's house
I'll sleep with har tonait

What do you say "moteruもてる" in English?

Ｂｏｈｅｍｉａ−−−ｎ！　Ｂｏｈｅｍｉ−−−ｎ！

Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ？

>>386
GOD DAMN!!!

＞３８５
ｍｏｔｅｒｕ＝ｐｏｐｕｌａｒ　ｄｅｓｕ．

俺はとってもモテモテだ。 in English please.

>>386

In English もてるis 'many many sex'

>>384
×　satadey
○　Ｓaturday

I'm tinpo bin bin very good.

Tommorow is momonosex.

>>389
I am Hand Some・・・？

>>389
Ok, you should say ``I am a virgin''.
It is true!!
Please say so if you meet an English speaker.

my name is manko
everybody like me

>>391
In 2ch, it is boorish to correct such a sentence.

yoshigyu special big type get war leady ok?

and real res is boorish, too.

＞＞４００OK?

>>397
You is shock.
Love makes the sky fall!

>>398
suts buts go!

moteru in Japanese means 'popular with girls'.

ex. He is very popular with girls.
Kare ha totemo moteru

>>400
Ｙes　you　are　Ｐresident!

What do you the American distinguish 'omae' from 'omaera'.

Kinnikuman go fight
no heart,no super hero.

How do you the American distinguish 'omae' from 'omaera'.

What do you say 'boke ga!' in English?

>>406
Oh,sure!!

>>407
Do you wanna say How do the Americans distinguish 'omae' from 'omaera'.

>>408
You such a fool!!

>>408
You('re) ditzy!

This word uses for women normally.

I wish I go to bed...

a U japanese?

>>413
wrong.
I wish I went to bed...
or
I wish I could go to bed...(maybe you mean)

A feeling is depression. I want to die.

>416
LIVE! Live longer! you have rights for living!!

>>416
Please wait!

なんで英語しゃべれるの？
外人かおめぇら？

>>417
Thank you. I appreciate your tenderness.

>>417
Life is veryshort and theres no time!!

I want to carry out masturbation.

>>420
Not at all. My words quote from Phoenix(HINOTORI) :-)

>421
ya, but it's sin to suicide.

you can speak English well, but you are cherry boys. WHY ??

I am solitary. I am lonely.

>>419
Did you learn Engrish in Highschool?

because, me -- a shy person -- therefore .

I amn't canned, but singleness. It's not wonder.

Ｍａｒｉｌｙｎ　ｍｏｎｒｏｅ　ｎｏ　ｒｅｔｕｒｎ．

Oh, My Tatch　ｵﾏｴﾀﾁ

Because, my face is since it is ugly.

How do you think of Pollyanna?

Surely I had learned English in high school, but I forget almost.

>>433
She is so pretty!

I want to see a girl's nakedness.

The schedule for tomorrow. nothing.

>>434
My Engrishteacher is The Beatles!!

what do you say 'ﾊｧﾊｧ' in English?

I am going to eat has asshole(´Д｀)haa haa

>>437
Me too!

what do you say '墜ち' in English?

>>431
Hag asks "what're tongues?" ﾊｹﾞｼｸﾜﾗﾀ
直訳：くそばばあは聞いた「舌って何かい？」

>>439
Oh yes Oh yes!!
But this is mine

minasan　hajimemasite　watasiha　afodehaarimasen.

a- wait I recallr now. "connection lost"?

>>442
I say・・・Ｇ

アイム　ソーリー　ヒゲ　ソーリー！

I was tired. It bears alone.

>>443
myself responce... 'ask' is verb transitive（他動詞）
so such sentence is wrong.

Hag asks her a tar ﾊｹﾞｼｸﾜﾗﾀ
「くそばばあは彼女に阿片を頼んだ」

>>442
Oh.sorry
I say Good-bye or I am go to a dream

Ｉ　ａｍ　ａ　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　ｃｈｕ−ｄｏｋｕ　ｄｅｓｕ．
Ｆｒｏｍ　５ｐｍ　ｔｏ　２ａｍ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ
２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ．
　

>>452
You are smart.

>452
'chu-doku' is toxicosis. But you had better use more easy expression.
for example ' I am poisoned by two-channel.'

>>453
I think so too!

osama bin radin ha doko ittano?

>>452
Your life has ENDED.

I have put up with UNKO now.

>>453 Really? I think he is an average user of 2ch.

>>457
Please die.

Favorite in Morning Musume

My age is 35 years old. I am single.

Ｄo　what　you　like!!　everyone

This is a penis.

I want to enlarge a penis.

>>452
Are you 厨房？

>>466
You are CHUUBOU.

>>459
You are damaged by 2ch.

2ch are my definite aim in life.

オオ、ミナサン　ワカリヤスクテ　グッドデスヨ。
ジャア　ガムバッテクダサイ。

>>470
Please die. absolute .

中坊=厨房=Kitchen
小心者=Chicken

だから、ChickenをもじってKitchenと言うのは、
中坊をもじって厨房と言うのと、流れは同じ。
今後厨房をKitchenと言おう！

So if we say 'Kitchen' after 'Chicken'
it equals that we say '厨房' after'中坊'.
Let's call the '厨房' people 'Kitchen' !

>>472
Kitchen

>>473
Hag asks her a tar ﾊｹﾞｼｸﾜﾗﾀ

>>472
Ｙou　maybe right!

From now on, I do masturbation.

>476
fuck yourself. It's not my business.

>>476
Go　On!!

I am not experienced in sex.

>>476 Fight!!
This will support your act. → ttp://linkto.webhostme.com/photo.asp

>>480
Thank you. It is glad.

All　giris are except me
Why?

From now on, I fuck out my babe.

>>482
It is because you do not have charm.

>>482 It is a mystery of between universe and your existence.

Ｓｉｎｃｅ　Ｉ　ｄｏ　ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ，　Ｉ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ
ｗａｔｃｈ　ＴＶ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｍｕｃｈ．
Ｈｏｗ　ｓｔｒｏｎｇ，ａｔｔｒａｃｔｉｖｅ　ｐｏｗｅｒ
ｏｆ　ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ　＆　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　ａｒｅ．

Because 2ch is a kind of narcotics.
You have been already junkie. You would like to give up be a human.

Do you like HONDA?
I like MITSUBISHI!!

＞４８７
Ｗｈａｔ　ｉｓ　［narcotics］？

>>489 Use a dictionary!!

I am so tired
I haven`t slept a wink
Good-Night!!

>>491 Gooooooood Night!!!

>>490
no,no, the important thing is that use easy expression.
Don't use narcotics, use drag.

but 489, you should use more imagin.
look 'junkie' in after sentense, so you realize narcotics is drag.
if not, we have to say 'YOU ARE OSHIETE-KUN'

>>492
Thank　you
Have a nice 「Nightmare」

Ｉ　ｃａｎ’ｔ　ｓｔｏｐ　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ．
Ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｎａｒｃａｔｉｃｓ．
Ｉ　ａｌｗａｙｓ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ａｂｏｕｔ　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ，
ｅｖｅｎ　ｉｆ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｗｏｒｋｉｎｇ　ｉｎ　ｍｙ　
ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ．　
Ｗｈａｔ　Ｓｈａｌｌ　Ｉ　ｄｏ？

>>495
Oh I see
You must be die!

Bｙ　the way
Where is >>1？

>495
ok your sentence is correct.

Ｉ　ａｍ　ａ　ｓｏｌｉｔａｒｙ　ｍｉｄｄｌｅ　ｍａｎ．
２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ　ｉｓ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｍｙ　ｃｏｎｃｅｒｎ．
Ｓｏ，Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｒｅｎｄｅｒ　２−ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ，
ａｎｄ　ｄｉｅ　ｎｅｉｔｈｅｒ．

500

Ｎｏｗ，　Ｉ　ｇｏｔ　５００．　

Ｏｈ，ｌａｔｅ！

(´･ω･`) depressed

Segodnya ochen' khorosho!

bad morning!!

I don`t know how to say "jisakujien" in English.
Shoud I die?

why do you think so?

Everyone, good morning

ぺらぺーら

morning.
'Jisakujien' is 'play one's own work' in English by my dictionary.

>>506
I would say, in 2channel, Jisakujien is "one person acting".
For example,
>>1-5 are one person acting, you can go now!

my brain is already broken.

>>510&511
Thank you for response

here we go

Monday-2chan
Tuesday-2chan
Wednesday-2chan
Tursday-2chan
Friday-2chan
Saturday-2chan
Sunday-2chan

Hey!pretty girl.
Would you have a tea with you?
You are　high school student,and I've never seen such a cute girl!
Please enjoy talking with you,please,please!

It is wonderful.

Per a pera, per a rinco.

I want to SEX

Where do you access from?
I access from Osaka.

From A.

Today my love had broken ....
and I got the ticket to this board,'DOKUDAN'.

>>522
Welcom back, my friend.

Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

Q: How many COMPAQ repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's not the U.S.
Army doing it!"
-- Good Morning VietNam

wisdom:Force has no place where there is need of skill.

God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment --
but many other things ceased as well. Woman was God's second mistake.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Girls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim.

Good night everybody.
Have a good dream.

♪Let's go!!
Won't you take my hand
For I will be your man
So tonight we gonna dance the night away
One and one is two
Don't you be so cruel
Synchronize this love is what we're got to do
All the time we'll be together
'cause it's yours and mine
Forever we're in this love thing...


♪れっつぎょ
うぉんちゅーしーまいへー
あーのにのねぇー
そーちゅなごろなしっまいなろうぇ〜
わーなわーなちゅー
どんちゅ びーちゅ くぅー
てぃんく なずろびわび がっとぅどぅー
おーごーた（べりとぅぎゃざとぅ）
よーでーまい（ふぉえばうぃんざ まーってぃ）
いじょう、たけふじでした！

Fuck me please!
Oh!come!come!

I can't laugh at American jokes.

Yo mom is so big, she has her own zip code.

lift!

>>536 If you can't make a joke about it,
it doesn't deserve to be taken seriously

Wao!
this sure is greite!
I am a japnese
so riteie enghrish gokanben!

I am a pen.

We're the Seabees of the Navy
We can build and we can fight
We'll pave the way to victory
And guard it day and night
And we promise that we remember
The "Seventh of December"

We're the Seabees of the Navy
Bees of the Seven Seas

The Navy wanted men
That's where we came in
Mister Brown and Mister Jones
The Owens, the Cohens and Flynn
The Navy wanted more
Of Uncle Sammy's kin
So we all joined up
And brother we're in to win

oh,lonely…

I just lost my job today.
I don't know what I should do from now on...

I am a ペソ

We don't make it 'til you order.

Wake up guys,
the weather is great,
tell us about your weekend plan!

Dry your tears with love?

うぜえもうやめろ

>>549
Nobody cannot stop this sure！

sageでやってろ。

>>547
Working on Tonight！
I have a job
It is engaged with my chief

>>547
Masturbation under a blue sky.

lift for avoiding dat falling

Oh,oh,aha,aha..
What a giant cock you are!

ummm...

fuck all

FACK

>>557
Give a good blow job for my ass.

What does OMANKO mean?

pussssssy

drink my sperm

558 must be Onasawa.

>>559
give you my pretty porkbittsu

i'll take a great 7-11's makunouchi lunch!! f*ck

(ﾟДﾟ)huh?

FACK　YU　FACK　YU
FUUL　GUY
I　AM　A GOOD　MAN

anybody here?

age?

me too,makunouti-lunch.

im fuckin myself now

hungry･･･ help

you may be gone !

Virginity

FACK YOU >>1

DJN

pregnancy

Cherry boys!!!
What's up?

May I help you ?

omanko

Now, it is very tedious. Nothing is done.

hehehehe...

MX de tai-ho

漏れの使っているコンピュータは１分に一回
↓こんな感じで延々と英文をはき出します
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is
just a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
-- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking
machine, 1943.

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

Your sex life will be... interesting.

how interesting?

>>585

eh? Ask your libido! *blush*

no

kyoha tenki waruine.
mata 2ch yarunoka...

age

　　　　　　　　　

Are you sexually active?

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oh, we need product-money..............

I am nancy.

Hello world.

>>592
All music composed by John Williams
Performed by Boston Pops Orchestra and Monar Choir..

>>594
Are you a programer?

Timeless Sleep

>>596
I gave up the green book.
became graphic designer.

I don`t know how to say "gyudon" in English?

Does anyone know?

sex hundred

I hope I got 600.

Oh〜sorry for me!!

>>599
"beaf bowl"is popular menu at Yoshinoya USA.

FUCK ME?

Oh,thank you for your immediate response

I mean to say thanx to >>603.

تغهخکُ؟،رؤيا

>>606
Sorry.
I mistook a spell.

correct

"beef bowl"

>>607
I agree

>>609
คิดว่าที่นี่ไม่ค่อยอยู่คน
ที่พิมพ์เป็น

For all bachelors.
keep yours virginity forever.

bullshit

>>608
I mistook again.

"I mistook a spelling."

English is so difficult.

fuckin guys!

>>612
atone for yours crime with death.

>>all
I'm a single man,and cherryman expect for nigtegirls.
Because I cannot make lovers but love hips and pussies.

>>609
You're ugly.

I think virgin man is disagreeable at.
don't you?

I stirred up ill feeling against virgin man, but there was no response to me.
I think, Maybe, you are a mentally retarded child.

how do do

>>620
are you crazy?

What a fool we are！

you are a natural fool.

So what?

I found "GAIJINWOTA".

I'm naturalborn crazy.

What's up?

A feeling is bad.

I stirred up ill feeling against virgin man, but there was no response to me!
why?!

you are so foolish!

YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!(:D

maybe you can not speak English and are virgin man.

>>629
That is because you are mad.

>>630
I am talking to you.

Everybody, good morning.

don't you know "DAMU"?
please let me know.

Hi!

GOOD MORNING WORLD.

>>633
thank you for your kind words.(:D

What?

I am in a house today.

Good morning.
Breast!!

YOU ARE MY ALL!!

>>640
Are you me?

Uh〜

>>642
You are human being unnecessary for me.

Where is my honey?

pen

It is due to 2ch today all the time.

>>646
In your hands.

I have had catch some fools.

See you

I am a pen.

>>646
It is not found forever

apple

My honey is right hand.

>>653
You are cruel!

>>647
I NEVER AGREE!

It is April Fool's Day tomorrow. Let's be careful of all.

>>655
Are you "PU-SAN"?

Since my existence itself is a lie

Fuck you!

>>661
FUCK ME!

Fuck me!

>>659
Yeah!! I'm fuckin' bear.

>>663
goodbye cherryboy.

I pass a death sentence on you.
because I hate men.

>>666
The Number of Beast

I hate myself I want to die.

>>656
sorry It is surely found

ZUBABABABABABABABABABABA

This thread that becomes English study very well in fact

Dope world

>>670
You must be DQN.

GO TO HELL!

Please die.>>671

>>671
that is you only.

>>673
please let me know more about "DQN".

It is ruined today.

let's go to hell!!

Fist fuck is really dangerous.

I am sorry a junior high school student（＝CHUBO）.

No thank you

all men is foolish and can not speak English.
this is an established theory.

>>678
You are joking.

DEATH

METAL

why you write only one line of sentence?
can you write some sentences?
(or you are junior high shool students?)

SURAIM

I have 3 sex friends.

Babe

>>689
you are a liar.

one line chatting.

How many seasons do you like?

I was deceived "LIAR GIRL"

"Itte-yoshi" that means "You may be going to hell".

I have lost virgin when I was 19 years old.

Oh good grief!

>>692
you just can not write anymore, don't you?
because you are foolish!

Get out of here

I have 700 sex friends.

shut up

>>698
thanks so much.

I just don't know

Don't call me Cherry!

shift down.

go to work!
or are you real students?

What's that?

I want a girl friend. The woman similar to NAKAMAYUKIE.

Honestly

>>708
It is surely found

what a cold we are!

Pu pu pi do.

Really?

It's time to go.See ya!

>>704
hey! cherryboy!
or berry!

Believe in me

Enlarge penis!!

>>708
impossible

>>716
are you GOD?

MOM!

Listen to this

Cocksucking Cowboys!

I'm independent!

soon

19Th Hole

I'm living alone.
Do you have some questions?

5Run HOMERUN

You're kind of stupid

I found gay.

BANG!

I'm so cool.

RATS! RATS! RATS!

yes sir.

>>731
You're a visionary.

Watch TV !
Just now, Ojamajo DOREMI is starting .

Long time time ago…

>>734
you are cool.

Wow!

>>726
hey!Quick Fucker!
how many times do you masturbation on a day?

>>735
THX!

It's your deal

devil's sugar

Oh I can't stand it

>>739
never.because of my girls.
how about you?

Today's free pics!!

OW!OW!OW!

Good grief

>>744
I am a woman.
sorry~

Nono-tan is my girl friend.

WOW!

My penis looks like a drill .

WOW!!

I want to go to stool

>>751
Dig your own hole!!

my jony

But I'm pretty perfect

Well Now you have

All right

Don't call me cool, cherry boys.

And look here

>>759
Slowdown baby?

Wow!

My pretty son wears skin that is so thick .

E?

>>763
Oh that's so bad.

>>763
go to see a doctor!

horrors!

SHIORI!

Oh〜,Ojamajo Doremi is so pretty.
This emotion is called "moe-moe" in Japanese.

>>769
Sorry, I can't understand such feeling.

>>739
you should go to see a doctor.

ah.ha!

I reaiiy do!

I am rich

I want money.

I am money.

so what?

You are a liar.>>774

NO!LIAR!LIAR!

>>778
I'm sorry, the lie was told

You must work more harder.

It'll never bring you peace mind

omaera honyakusaito to nanouhuku sitonnen

more harder > harder

Hey stupid

>>783
never see such sites.

>>783
Your English is so strange.

NEVER?

>>786 so,we speak so poor English.

I am worthless.

hi! Little Penis!
I am lady.
but no one stir up ill feeling against me.

cherryboys!
can someone say disagreeable things?
I think anyone is not able to write!

>>786
Only me?

>>788
sorry & be killed!

YYYYes!

I was hungry. I want to eat some warm things.

>>791
You shall die!!

>>791
USE YOUR BRAIN AND DICTIONARY.

>>791
My penis is so cute.
I lover you.

Yes!

>>799
Good!!

scratch scratch

No!

we all alone

today,I have a party called "HANAMI" in japanese.

nice weekend

you can not write a response to me.
men is foolish!
Cum２Soon!

I'm sleepy(-_-)zzZ

My penis's nick name is THE MAGNUM BULLET.
But, I'm cherry boy.

good grief

>>808
Who named it?
you?(w

COME BACK OJAMAJO!

OUCH!

Adieu!

OUTINIKAERITAIYOU!

shock treatment

bye

>>813
Are you a French?

HANAKUSO in my nose.

CLICK CLICK

I wanna eat UNKO!

>>808
Wow,I fancy your 'Mugnum' is extraordinary huge!
How long is yours!
Mine is...well...

I ate UNTI yeasterday.
I'm going to eat UNKO today.
I'll eat UNPO tomorrow.

YAI!
CHIBI-CHINPO!

>>823
who are you?

It is painful to the heart fantasy

knights in black

I came from TINKOMANKO.

English has failed

>>823
Shut up!
My Mr.Charlie is longer than a thumb.
Most of doctors say, "It's no problem."

>>822
What's the difference among UNTI and UNKO and UNPO? (wara

kyouha nitiyoubi nanoni pasokonn pakopako korekara dousiyoukana-
erobideo demo kattekoyou! kaunara yappa DVD gaiiyone

>>831
USE ENGLISH(:D

I feels that the responses has gone crazy,suddenly.

>>830
In spelling.
Your are so foolish(w

Very sorry!
But I don't English(w

i can not speake english

We are English!

i live in >>>>>>>

I want to fuck English woman.

UNKO is pretty.
UNTI is cute.
UNPO is beautiful.

>>839
GO TO NOVA!

I wish I were a IKEMEN.

>>842
GO TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES!

>>840
Your brain is rotten!!!

HEY BROTHER!!!

>>840
I agree.

YOU ARE ALL BAKA!!

>>847
We think so.

>>847
And you too.

I live in tokyo.
any question?

ttp://www.furekore.com/link.php3?id=sazabie

>>850
NO.
GO AWAY.

>>851
Be careful !!
This URL is browser crasher.

This sled has been saged.
But suddenly salvaged.
I can`t guarantee correctness of spelling in this sentence.

USE APOSTROPHY!

Have you ever drunk CHERRY coke?

Adios Mother Fucker!
your English is too fanny!

>>856
No!! I useally drink the COW PISS.

Ｉ　ｌｉｖｅ　ｉｎ　Ｔｏｋｉｙｏ．

Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｐｅｎ．

>>857
Your English is so fanny!
　　　　　　　　　　~~~

I can speak English very well.....

>>860
that is same meaning.
no problem.

Fanny means pussy!

Do you wanna get a funky??

Gay is always useing that word "so".
be attention if you use the word.

hey!
Little Penis boys, are you thinking what should you do if this thread was finished?

I have patrolled other bulletin boards.
It was moving actively especially only here
at the sad good weekend of such weather.

Please do not leave me.

I want to go to manko.

it stinks there -- is still it good?

no no no no no englishu

toriaezu manko.

Those who live here are stupid.
So am I.

I do not know how to play sex

utu da sino

Although it is fine like this, why are you in such a place?

このスレむかつく

>>874
ｍｅ　ｔｏｏ

>>873
I think so,too.
I'm depressed because of my boss.
She cut off my salary half.
I said good-bye to her!

Good night,Mr.No named!

>>877
わかるわかる

ｼﾞｬｯﾌﾟ「うぜえ、英語なんか喋ってんじゃねえよFACK YOU」
ﾒﾘｹｿ「OH！」　　
「MISS SPELL」
「FUCK YOU」
ｼﾞｬｯﾌﾟ「FUCK YOU」
ﾒﾘｹｿ「GOOD!!!」

I found JAP who can't speak English.

マイネームイズ スーザン久美子

hajimemasite!bokunonamaeha
saitoudesu!
dozoyorosiko

how to say "mokkori" in English?

>>885
Tha's "Mountain".

jisakujien(･∀･)　
that's the way.

こんなメールが来ました。
俺アフォなんで意味わかんない。
どなたか訳お願いします（−人−）
マジレスです。

i told this the last time
i was here get the fuck off my web site
i made it then you assholes fired me for what because
i humped your wife your an fag anyway!

>>888
よくわかんないけど、とりあえず
「尻の穴がファイヤーしたあなたの奥さん」っていうのが読める。

Is there anything to speak English?
All people of Japan, can't to speaking English.
Fuckin' Jap!
Son of the bitch!
Shit! Damn it!!

let's continue!

Do you wanna get a funky??

you -- translation engine -- what -- it is going

８９３？！
Japanese　Yakuza!

Use a pun, go to jail.

toriaezu fry

i cant speak english..

I am a apen

sex

900?did I?

FUCKIN' JAP!!

Здравствуйте!

go ahead

COMIN'━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━！！！！

this is manko.
I like pretty girl's manko.
But, I don't want to get to kitanai manko.

>>１wants to have sex with guys!

How dare you say like that something?

Fuch me!

Fack me!

holly shit!! you wanna suck my dick? ass hole! w

I　have　never　seen

LOL

Dogers ishii is doing very well!!

ｏｍａｅｍｏｎａａ

let me age

sure

See more butt!!!

>>915
Do you really wanna "age" yourself ?
instead of this thread ?

BTW, it's about time for prepare next thread.

Sucking my Dick!?

natto is never and never

＞920
hahaha!
you drive a funny joke!

ｺﾝﾆﾃｨﾜ!

oops!

Should I speak English at this thread?
It is very difficult to talk anything in English...
However, I will try. Everybody come on!!

J`habite a Tokyo.
Vous habitez au Japon?

Allons mataari!!

fuck off!

My shit smells so funky and I wanted to escape from bathroom,
but I had to wipe off my shit through my ass with toilet tissues,
so I stayed there without breathing for a moment.

I regreted to eat ramen noodle with too much garlic paste.

omeraha zeninsine

結局このスレ面白いの？

すべて１のｼﾞｻｸｼﾞｴﾝでした
他の板にもありますが会話になってないしぃ

Please don't write Japanese even if you don't have any response in English
for your jisaku-jien(・∀・），Mr.1=930&931．

co━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━me !!!!!

(ﾟдﾟ)ｳﾏｰ　→　(ﾟдﾟ)it's nice-

ｺﾒ？

>>935
(ﾟдﾟ)it's rice-

Although it is also that of a fried shrimp says, in fact, it is cat fly.
￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　∧∧,..,､､.,､,､､..,_　　　　　 　／i
　　　;'ﾟДﾟ、､:、.:、:,　:,.: ::｀ﾞ:.:ﾞ:｀''':,'.´ -‐i
　　　'､;: ...: ,:. :.､.:',.: .:: _;.;;..; :..‐'ﾞ ￣ ￣ 　　　　
　　　　｀"∪∪''`ﾞ ∪∪´´

Although today is a holiday, I have nothing but time to sleep alone.

I can"t speak english.

Oh! Knock me!

Hello, how do you do.
although it is seldom in this board by which it came from 30 boards well

>>941
I feel,You might be a single loverless OTAKU hikkey.are'nt you?

OTAKU hikkey。。。。
I am different. There is work.
Since it wrote or more in 30, it is misapprehension.

I have taken up work.

>>501
Have you already written here more than 30 times?
It seems that you spend much time at 2ch "DOKUOTOKO ITA".

Are you at work now? Me too!

>>945
ＮＯＮＯ，Ｉalready written 30 Board

It is third coming here(dokuotoko-ita).

>>947
Thank you for your prompt reply!
You have already written 30 board of 2ch!
That sounds nice (laugh!

I am watching this DOKUOTOKO ITA and COLLECTION ITA but
I usually watch these boards only.

　 ∧＿∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　・∀・）＜ let's mataari!!
　（　　　　） 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　　　　　　　　　onigiri wasshoi！！
　　　　　　　＼＼　 onigiri wasshoi！！　／／
　　　+　　　+　＼＼　onigiri wasshoi！！／+
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　+
.　　　　　+　　 ／■＼　　／■＼　 ／■＼　　+
　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀∩（´∀｀∩）（　´∀｀）
　　　+　　（(　（つ　　　ノ（つ　　丿（つ　　つ　)）　　+
　　　　　　　　 ヽ　 （　ノ　（　ヽノ　　）　）　）
　　　　　　　　　（＿）し'　し（＿）　（＿）＿）

Who will create part-2 of this thread?

Please check "climatique".

How long have you been in Japan?

Since I became a baby from sperm>>953

　 ／⌒＼
　（　　　　）
　 |　　　 ｜
　 |　　　 ｜
　（　・∀・）　We will be together！
　　ノ　　　ノ
　（_＿）＿）

I miss you,Ally...

an

>925
Au revoir!

Where's YOSHIWARA?
I want to visit there when I go to Japan.

>954
OH! Me too!!
Are you my brother?

　 　 　 ＼∧＿ﾍ　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　we're gonna take 1000!!! Let's make it, goraaa!!!
　　　　/三√ ﾟДﾟ)　/　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　 　　/三/| Ｕ |＼　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼YEAH---------！！／
　　 　 　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　∪　 ∪　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　 ）　　　（　　　　）　　　 ）
　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （

>>961　Ｉ　laghfedｗ

I have to cut my nose hair.

nine hundred sixty four?

I'm nothing but nothing

roughry laughing

go ahead!

Saturday night one-man party is gonna be all night long!!

hahahaha

I like saging.

I am sagaru man.

my love doesn't have a place.

new wave!!

himajinn no suredanawara

motenai how to say in English?

doing nothing drinking too much

nobody is here, except me.

double writing? no way!!

　 ／⌒＼
　（　　　　）
　｜　　 ｜　　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　｜　　 ｜　　＜　mokkori and mataari！
　（　・∀・）　　＼＿＿＿＿
　 ）　　　（ 　　
　（＿_Ｙ＿） 　　

　　　　　　 ／⌒＼　I am a kind of muscle tower！
　　　　　　（　　　　）
　　　　∈--→Ж←-∋ 　 　 　 　 　 　 ／⌒＼
　　　　 ） :::|　　　 |::: （　　　　　　　　　 （　　　　）
　　　　(　::（ ・∀・ ）::　)　　 　　　　　　　|　　　 | me either!
　　　 ﾉ　 ::::）YYY（::::　ヽ　　　　　　　　　|　　　 |
　　　ヽヘ （＿_Ｙ＿）へノ. 　 　　　　 　 （ ・∀・ ）
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

jisakujien greatest hits!!

crazy cocrete jungle that where I grown up!

　 　　Λ＿Λ 　 　 Λ＿Λ
　　　 （　__　__） 　 （　__　__） 　　　 ／⌒＼
　　　（6　・ ｣・）. 　（6　・ ｣・） 　　 （　　　　）
　　　 （　　∀） 　　（　　∀） 　　　｜　　 ｜
　　　／　　 　＼　／　　 　＼ 　　｜　　 ｜
　 ⊂ 　） 　 ﾉ＼つ　）　　ﾉ＼つ　 （　・∀・） 　Λ＿Λ　　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　（＿⌒ヽ　　（＿⌒ヽ　　　　 ）　　　ﾉ　 （　・∀・）　＜hey gus let's dance〜♪
　　　　　ヽ　ﾍ　}　 　ヽ　ﾍ　}　　　（＿⌒ヽ 　 （＿⌒ヽ　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿
　　　 　　ﾉノ ｀J　　　ﾉノ ｀J　　　　 )ノ ｀J　　　 )ノ ｀J

　 　　　Λ＿Λ 　 　 Λ＿Λ
　 　　 （　__　__）　　 （　__　__） 　.　 ／⌒＼
　 　　（6　・ ｣・）. 　 （6　・ ｣・） 　　（　　　　）
　 　　 （　　∀） 　 　（　　∀） 　　 ｜　　 ｜
　 　　／　　 　＼　 ／　　 　＼ 　 ｜　　 ｜
　　⊂ 　） 　　ﾉ＼つ　） 　　ﾉ＼つ （　・∀・）　　Λ＿Λ　　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　 　 ／　__　<　　　／　__　< 　　 ⊂）　　　ﾉつ （　・∀・）　 ＜we are nasty dancers〜♪
　 ／　 '´ ヽ　）　／　 '´ ヽ　）　 　／ __　⊂/　　／ __　 /つ 　 　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿
∠／　　　 ﾉノ∠／　　　 ﾉノ　 ∠　'´　)ノ　∠　'´　)ノ

neta means I slept in English.

sage means down in English.

noodle and nude is different.

　　(*ﾟ∀ﾟ)<ahya

(ﾟдﾟ)yammy

and no━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━rth！！

　 ／⌒＼
　（　　　　）
　｜　　　|
　｜　　　|　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　・∀・）＜　let me introduce marareeman
　（　<Ｖ> ）　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　｜ ｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∩
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　　 　 　 ∧＿∧ 　 | |　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　 　 （ 　´Д｀）／/　　＜ teacher! I am stupid!
　　　　　 ／ 　 　 　 /　　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　 / /|　　　　/
　 ＿＿| | .|　　　　|
　 ＼　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　 　 ＼ 　
　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣
　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||
　　 　 .||　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ||

hey kid , you know I am stupidier than you are!! >>990

oh, this thread is almost over

　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∩
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　　 　 　 ∧＿∧ 　 | |　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　 　 （ 　´Д｀）／/　　＜ teacher! I'm finished!
　　　　　 ／ 　 　 　 /　　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　 / /|　　　　/
　 ＿＿| | .|　　　　|
　 ＼　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　 　 ＼ 　
　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣
　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||
　　 　 .||　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ||

this is a pen.

is this a pencil?

yes, we are pencils.

thank you for your pencil!!

oops!!!

thankuyuuuuuuuuuuouuu

　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∩
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 | |
　　　 　 　 ∧＿∧ 　 | |　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　 　 （ 　´Д｀）／/　　＜ teacher! this thread is over!I got 1000
　　　　　 ／ 　 　 　 /　　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　 / /|　　　　/
　 ＿＿| | .|　　　　|
　 ＼　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　 　 ＼ 　
　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣
　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||
　　 　 .||　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ||

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。