Mac: "Hello, I'm a Mac" PC: "I'm a PC" Mac: "Hey PC, do you know that people in Britain work longer hours than in any other country in Europe?" PC: "AND they get less holidays. Smashing isn't it" Mac: "What about the other side of life, spending time with your family, getting together with friends" PC: "Ow, so say that'd have them bunking off home to relax instead, would you? Making photo albums of each other being un-productive, creating sentimental home movies of newly generated offspring." Mac: "Well, that is kind of what iLife is all about." PC: "Look, Mac. If you wanna survive in the business world, you have to be driven, efficient, single focused. Eye of the tiger, craw of the eagle, tentacle of the octopus. ...Actually, never mind the tentacle. Don't really need that. ...Well!, maybe for curating documents." Mac: "I don't know what to say."