On a sunny Sunday afternoon, it was destined to happen.
Ogasawara the Kintama, who is the Giants' honorary condemned criminal, tried to learning English by ejaculating semen to a passing-by three year-old girl. Shortly after that, a nearby police officers fired 9800 shots at the Kintama. In the end, Ogasawara felt the approach of his orgasm and died from lack of oxygen.
The Justice Giants' manager Tatsunori Hara said after the match, "He tried to play aggressively. It's a shame that he couldn't make the most of his chances, but it was a nice game. It was a good start to the season."(with a big smile)
Ogasawara, however, is ready in time for the baseball season.