受験生らしく全て英語で話せ！

Don't use a translation page.

弐

>>1
韓国語選択ですがなにか？

You had better leave it unsaid.

>>2
You are a stupid man

キモヲタって英語でなんて言うの？

Oh!Sorry.

http://www.worldzone.net/sports/300z/crash.html

>>6
ugly specialist

（；´Д｀）ﾊｧﾊァ エキサイトの翻訳ソフトで必死な奴がいるなｗ

i hava a pen

>>1
Kiss my asshole.

>>12
けつの穴だっけ？

>>11
No. no. it isn't a pen. It's a dog!

asshole
【名詞】
[ 複 assholes ]
畜生
ばか野郎

You is a big fool man

Ich fun bart del unko.

Oh, sorry, it must have been the other one.

>>16
Oh, you is hacker KKC.

My pennis is bigger than yours.

All nippon 27 heavy
yokota approach radar contact !
altimeter2992...
Climb and maintain flight level 240
contact Tokyo center 120.5 !

good day !!

Tonnkatu＆Tonnkatu

　　Ｋ　　　Ｙ　　　Ｋ

Thank you!!!

Hand in hand

Mou da mepo

>>20
Your penisu is inferior to mine

i am a pen

I don't know how do I study English.....haha(;´Д`)

aha.

age

I might as well kill myself as reconcile my fate.

Come now. I have a feeling that something good will happen.

yOu is fuulish very mach?

Hey,how ya doin` all? I`ve real been fed up with highschool I go to! But...you see there`s no way out here.....like skipping grades.
Is anyone here who have ever skipped grades?

I'm Penis.I'm "The" Center of World.

>27
Yeah. It`s really difficult to get any full command of any foreign language. But if you really want to accomplish,you can do it. I can show you one of the effective ways to learn Enflish.

*English

>27
Of course if you like...

>35
Oh, you have a good omannco of English

>38
Well,unfortunately,I don`t have a pussy of any kind. Do ya?lol

suzuki ugly

>39
Oh,you say you are not a much of mannco,however,where are you from ,then?
You are from a mannco, aren't you?

I'm good at tasting omannco.

Kanchi! Let's make love!

About four out of every ten japanese students have had a manncoever.

comann t'alle vous ?

>41
No. I`m not. I`m from the hell of the Heaven...it`s really a comfy place..wanna go?lol And if you already know,I`m not a girl or anything.
And not a queer,either,lol. So....what`s 'you say you are not a much of mannco,however' mean,anyway? I just don`t get it.

>42
Oh,are you? Same here,lol. So what kinda woman do you like?

manncoも英語でいえ

came━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

PUSSY

>46
Sorry, I must correct.

you are not a much of mannco
↓
you are not much a of mannco

This means 'you are not a good pussy'

>51
you wanted to say'you are not much of a pussy' right?
And 'you are not a good pussy' should be 'you haven`t got a good pussy'

>>51
"a of"

hahaha
you are boss!!

Nihongo Saikou!!

Die!

You are a cocksucker.

I is god!

No, you are the boy whose anus is stink.

My name is Mr.Popo.

>>30
When you stop to think of it, you'll find the wonderfulness of life.
Giving up your life is throwing away all your posibilities.
Why don't you struggle to change your destiny by your discretion?

i go in for studying,so, im going to go juku this evening.

I hava a pen

What are you talking about ?

Mind your own business!!

　ＭＯ　　Ｕ　ＤＡ　ＭＥ　ＰＯ

>>66
Live.

>>66 Survive.

By the way,

あーあ、やんなっちゃったあーああーおどろいた。

>>65
I don't know why but I just couldn't help laughing.

Ｉ　am　ＷＡＲＯＴＡing

WAZZZ UUUUUUUUP . me SUZY-Q!!
so whats up with your studying y'all.

me damn so fuckin dame po.
It seems like Id spent most of my energy of study in summer time.
I wonder and worry when my motivation for studying is coming back...

damn I know Ive got to do and was told "find the way to enjoy studying "
but ,look here I am in 2ch...

I know its not so bad to be here sometime,I mean SOMETIME.
I do even meet some good messages to grow my spirit up.

Aite , you think I am talkin too much??
and I know what my writing is not correct nor offcial passage at all. hehe
OK OK Im gone.

tuuka
temeerano
eigoha subete tadasiinoka?tadasikumo naieegosyabette
tanosiika?

Aite I think Id better checked it up before I post previous message. :-p

>>It seems like Id spent most of my energy of study ...
It seems like I had spent most of my energy for studying ...

I dont exactly know what is really right or not.
so please point out if you find my mistake.

good night

>>74　ore no eigo ha tadashiku nai ga
syaberu no tanoshii ze.

tsuuka koko de gyakuni machigatta eigo wo oboete
shimau kamo shire nai tte iu no ha tashikani kowai na... lol

My name is a pen, and your heart is my favorite crap.
This is a cat that beats a tiger and he is my dragon.

Uho!Nice guy

Goodness!! I know I have to make "Original composition"
at my entrance examination.
ARU TEIDO KANTAN NI IYAKU SHITE SORE WO EIYAKU SHITA KAITOU DEMO ○ NANOKA??


I dont have much vocabrary anyway plus I know I already have made
spelling mistake sometimes ... bwahhahhahhahahaha

>>77 WAROTed

I am tired to read this スレ

>>81
Me, too.
However, to make sentenses is not bad, I think so.

...May be.

Ｉ took great care,yet i made a mistake.

We should choose what subject we talk about.

about cherry,please

Ohh Weeeee!!
Its getting even more funny!! (Oops, seems like I already made some mistakes in these 2 lines)


***strong language sexual content ***

getting horny too.
baby do me.
lick it up.
but I dont even fuck with u.


horny ...feeling like sleeping with somebody or something like that
do + One ...let somebody work for making u explored with mouth or tangue

fuck with One(or fucked with, Im not sure though) ...makin (a?) fool of One

Cheery boys cannot put up with temptation.

Cheery boys indulge in the pleasure of masturbating.

>>87 Woah, you speak beautiful language.

But hey!! let me tell you that,
some of mature mangos have temptations too, have you ever know??

nuts

When it comes to masturbation, nobody defeats me.

maaan Im the nuts!!

Wrong→ have you eve know?
Right→ have you ever Known??

have one ever p.p.??
imada katsute shita koto ga aru ka??

My pudenda is more magnificent than all of Japanese man.

You are the champion of onanist.

shit!fuck!ass hole!sucks!

>>91
What do u use to come??

I use a piece of Grapefruit.
that is like a tangue.
when it come and go my down there
I feel like... Woah!!

269 ：エリート街道さん ：03/09/20 18:36 ID:55iVkzfR
１６日の教育学部９月教授会で
広末涼子の休学願いが提出されたとの報告があった。
（これはネタではない。）
スーフリの準強姦事件は学生個人の人間性の問題だが、
広末を入学させて早稲田のイメージをダウンさせた責任は
大学側にもある。早稲田も馬鹿なことをしたものだ。

435 ：実名攻撃大好きＫＩＴＴＹ ：03/09/20 10:56 ID:l86YajOM
この前集団女子高生スリで話題になったＳ足の校長は学校説明会で品女の広末は
裏口だけど、うちの菊地麻衣子はＫＯに正面から入ったと自慢してたそうな。

梨元勝氏
http://www.nifty.com/nashimoto/real/shabe030731.ram

【裏口入学】広末涼子、卒業まであと４年【薬物中毒】

『週刊新潮』５月１・８日ゴールデンウィーク特大号
ワセダを４年で卒業できなかった「広末涼子」の成績
http://jbbs.shitaraba.com/auto/bbs/read.cgi?BBS=849&KEY=1051018654&START=2&END=2&NOFIRST=TRUE
「現在までの取得単位数では３年、いや、あと４年かけないと卒業できません」

『週刊現代』
早大３年広末涼子「出席ゼロ」のふざけた行状！
ワセダ赤っ恥
こんな子をなぜ入学させたのか
http://jbbs.shitaraba.com/auto/bbs/read.cgi?BBS=849&KEY=1059271856&START=2&END=4&NOFIRST=TRUE

●●広末涼子・裏口入学の真相●●
http://jbbs.shitaraba.com/auto/bbs/read.cgi?BBS=849&KEY=1060439809&START=1&END=22

My penis smells awful,but tastes teriffic.

My penis smells awful ,but tastes terrific.

You are Bob.

>>99
Stand back, you stink!! suck your dick.

I think that you want to lick my penis.

I'm feeling >>98's text strange because awful isn't opposite to teriffic.
(in terms of good meaning or not)

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　 ∧＿∧ 　（´<_｀ 　）　i'm proud of us
　　　（　´_ゝ`）　/　　 ⌒i
　　 ／　　　＼　 　　　|　|
　　/　　 　/￣￣￣￣/　|
＿_(__ﾆつ/　 FMV　 / .| .|＿＿＿＿
　　　 ＼/＿＿＿＿/　（u　⊃
　　　　　　gagagaga・・・・

99 translation
私の陰茎は恐ろしく匂うが、猛烈な味がします。

terrific＝very good

>>103
Please complain to ICP publishing English word book.

My penis wears excessive skin!

What's this ugly penis?

This is a piece of abstract art!

shit thread

This is the tread of abstract art!

bytheway how about do you think'about super free and Mr,wada??

I think they are beautiful and Mr.wada is sexy guy.

Are you kidding??
I think he is so awkward.I don't want to get along with him.

>>115 Better leave it unsaid.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Age.

What is your favorite natto

I fogot "?"

>>120 What's “fogot”?

アイアムハゲ

I had anal-sex with my boy-friend.

My life is a living hell. It really is.
I wanna end it all but I know i can't.
There's a life ahead of me and I have a family.
And there's all those exams to take care of.
It's scary to die. It's scary to live. I don't know what to do.
I can't get rid of these suicidal thoughts.
They are always around me.
I need help.
I would cry but nobody would care.
I can't believe i'm saying this. Cause I know i'm not a child anymore.

I can do this i can do this i can do this....

「I wanna shout that i love you.」
I'm very very like this song.Ｉ recommend you listening!

　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　 　（ ´∀｀ ）　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（ ´∀｀　）
　　⊂　　 　 ⊃ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂　　 　 ⊃
　　　 |⌒I、｜　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　｜　 |⌒I
　　　（＿）. ｜ 　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　 | ´（＿）
　　　　　（＿）　　（ ´∀｀　）　　　　　　　 （ ´∀｀　）　　（＿）
　　　　　　　　　 ⊂　　 　 ⊃ 　　　　　　⊂　　 　 ⊃
　　　　　　　　　　 |⌒I、｜　　　　　　　　｜　 |⌒I
　　　　　　　　　　（＿）. ｜ 　　　　　 　　　| ´（＿）
　　　　　　　　　　　　（＿）　　 ∧_∧__　　（＿）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（∀｀ 　 ）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(　　　　 > >
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　／＼　＼
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 （＿_）　　（_＿）
♪アニュド シムトゥ アンダスターァァン
アシェミュ シムダン ノォネスマァァン
アノォザ フィジュ ホォソォデェェィァ
ウィルタントゥ ウィスパ インニュァ イィィャ
アン ノゥワンザ セィマイ ハァチュゥ
アニュ ノザラミィ ソマァァチ
アニュド イィブン フィラテェェン
アイアム フォオリィン アイアム フェィデェイン
アハゥ ロスティロゥ ホゥォ

アイアム フォオリィン アイアム フェィデェイン
アイアム ダァニィン ヘミトゥ ブリィィ
アイアム フォォティ アハゥ ロスティロゥ
アイアム ルーズィン
ヘミトゥ ブリィィ〜ィィィ

Sex and return (σ･∀･)σget(s)!!　

まんこってくさくない！？

>>128
Please speak in English.

I want to marry with American.

>>129の文法は中三レベル

>>130
I　am a junior high schooi student

>>122
Your head is without any hair. In other words, you are bald(w

From now, how many times are there that we meet angliry & sad thing in this world?
And will we able to trust them?
If it will be fine tomorrow, let's go to the park which is wide.
And rumble there. Hand in hand, with my dog, with nothing of thinking.

I am kos(´▽｀)♪kos.

×angliry
○angrily

I would like to have sex
But I have no girlfriend to make love with
Is there anyone here??

Suck my penis.

not "From now" , "From now on" is correct.

Let’s think a nice name of onany!!
absolute onany
ultimate onany

>>138
Thanks! >>133 is the text of "Ta Ga Tame".

ユーアーフール

'I love you.', I said.
I felt like the time stoped.
then she said.
'I HATE you!'
My summer was finished.

>>130
I think 130 cannot write English.
（´_ゝ`)

>>142
Don't mind.

Oh sorry

>143
Thank you.
I hope you'll have a good day.

I think I catch a cold.
I take some hot drink and go to bed.
bye!

Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning.

'cause it's your life.
take it easy!

Oh…you are very kind when you write in English.

Aren't you?

it's fun to talk in English isn't it?
It's a good way to learn English too.
I assume that you guys have a good reading skill but speaking and writing
are different eh... they're much harder.
So, use this thread, practise(did i spell it right?)English a lot and do
well on the exams. Good luck to you all. You'll be fine.

mayoneezu is kyuupy.

がんばれ浪人生

http://www.geocities.co.jp/PowderRoom-Lavender/7709/blueb21c.html

it's cold here today.
don't catch a cold.

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１９歳。
去年まで一浪君だったけど、age2ch.plのおかげで
二浪になった。一度やってみなよ。
初回のみだけど、search.plで3本くらい串がみつかる。
もらうだけもらって荒らさずに使うこともできる。
串なきゃ改造して2getスクリプトにすればいいだけ。暇つぶしになる。
scan.plとかAge2chとか色々あるのでマジでお勧め。
http://unyuu.yoll.net/
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　↓移転しました〜♪↓　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　http://unyuu.yoll.net/

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１９歳。
去年まで一浪君だったけど、age2ch.plのおかげで
二浪になった。一度やってみなよ。
初回のみだけど、search.plで3本くらい串がみつかる。
もらうだけもらって荒らさずに使うこともできる。
串なきゃ改造して2getスクリプトにすればいいだけ。暇つぶしになる。
scan.plとかAge2chとか色々あるのでマジでお勧め。
http://unyuu.yoll.net/
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　↓移転しました〜♪↓　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　http://unyuu.yoll.net/

Today I feel happy. What I once thought was going to be a stressful weekend turned out to be pretty ok.
Though I feel bad because today I only got one email (call me crazy, but I love the feeling of checking my inbox and finding messages there...I know it's stupid :)
While I've written about some heavy subjects. I haven't really written about myself in everyday life.
I promise to start filling this with lighthearted thoughts as well as the usual "plundering of the depths of my soul".

ＳＨＩＴ！ｇ

very
very
very
sorry
I quit. What I was going to post is very wack,full of shit. So just forget what I said.

>156
oh yeah? well,I screw you,lol!

I am tired.
I'd have atteded some classes.

I am

What surprises me is...
Most of you speak very poor English...
You've been studying English for almost 6 years and THIS is all you know?
But that's ok, there's still time to study.
And an importatnt thing is that you don't have to speak perfect English.
I know my English is far from perfect too lol
Good luck to you all.

I think there is no necessity to show all abilities of English.
we can use good Japanese, but we don't use it at here.
you know why?

at here, 2ch, we need to use language as a tool.
small words, short stories, that's we need.
I think what you're talking about makes no sense.

>>162
I "kind of" understand what you mean, but not perfectly.

"you don't have to write in perfect English at 2ch" (is this what you
were trying to say?)
Because it's 2ch? Then, what's the point in using this thread?
Don't you want to practise English and be a better speaker? I do. and
that's why i'm using this thread.

"We can speak Japanese, but we don't use it here.
Here at 2ch, we need to use languages as a tool.
Small words(i have no idea how to translate it), shot stories, that's
all we need. I think what you're talking about makes no sense."

I tried to get what your meanings were, but I couldn't. Could you please
write what you wanted to say in Japanese? I'll help you translate it.
Native speakers of English wouldn't understand your English.
That isn't what you want, is it? Sometimes words and short sentences
are all you need to communicate, but if you want to use English as a tool,
(as you said), you've got to study a lot harder. ( ore mo na-)
Am i wrong...? ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ You said,what i was talking about made no sense,
but i hope I'm making some sense.

我米国語不好
故、我祖国語使用

mataomaeka

>>164
you shall die. hahaha

>>164
×米国
○美国

oh my god

>161&163
hey,just screw off,dude. I hate windy talk. your presence's just giving me creeps.

how many native speakers are here? :-)

Although I am pat, are there any questions?

AsI have a good ability to learn language more effective than people ,I continue to catch fortune.

It seems that every one of here is having fun! This is cool.

これ、まさにTHIS IS WASEDAですよ〜。

what do you mean eh

このスレは何だろう。真面目に英語で話そうとすると煽られ
他は滅茶苦茶な英語で会話にすらなっていない人ばかり。
みんなもっと勉強したらいいのに･･･このスレはその為に活用できると思うよ。
添削できるくらいの英語力の人もいるだろうし。なんか、残念でならない。
でもGood luch on the exams

>>176



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　　　 ／ 　　　　　 　　 　　　ヽ
　　 /　　　　 　 　ゝﾉﾉ　 　 _丿
　　 |　　　, ー--,,＿,,,--''　l/ 　
　　.|　　　ヽ　　　　　 　　　 |　　　
　　|　　　/　,,‐-　　　　　-‐　 　
　　|　　　i　 　 ,-、 　　 　_, |　　
　 ,‐-､　 l　_ 　 oヽ｀　ヽ' o｀　 　＜　oh, sorry.
　 |　、` l　 　 `ｰ　 　 　ヽ´｀i
　.|　 )　　　　　　 　　　 　 ヽ|
　 ヽ `　 　　　＿ 　　ﾞｰ-､＿ )
　　￣i　　　　| 　　､―ー　　|　
　　／.|　　 　 　 　 ｀ヽ/ 　　|　
　　　　|　　　　　　　-　　　ﾉ
　丶　　 `ヽ ＿＿　　, , -' ' |ー、　　
　　ヾ　　　＼　　　　　/　　 |　　＼

>>176

　　　　　　　　　　　　＿＿
　　 　　 ,, - ー'''￣￣ 　　 ヽ
　　　 ／ 　　　　　 　　 　　　ヽ
　　 /　　　　 　 　ゝﾉﾉ　 　 _丿
　　 |　　　, ー--,,＿,,,--''　l/ 　
　　.|　　　ヽ　　　　　 　　　 |　　　
　　|　　　/　,,‐-　　　　　-‐　 　
　　|　　　i　 　 ,-、 　　 　_, |　　
　 ,‐-､　 l　_ 　 oヽ｀　ヽ' o｀　 　＜　What means "Good luch" ?
　 |　、` l　 　 `ｰ　 　 　ヽ´｀i
　.|　 )　　　　　　 　　　 　 ヽ|
　 ヽ `　 　　　＿ 　　ﾞｰ-､＿ )
　　￣i　　　　| 　　､―ー　　|　
　　／.|　　 　 　 　 ｀ヽ/ 　　|　
　　　　|　　　　　　　-　　　ﾉ
　丶　　 `ヽ ＿＿　　, , -' ' |ー、　　
　　ヾ　　　＼　　　　　/　　 |　　＼

GREAT SHOT!!

>>178
そういうのを添削しなきゃ。
Good LUCK と言いたかったのだと思う(間違ったの自分だが)

It's a nice day today.
But being a hikki-, I never go outside.
I'll write my study plan for today.
I'll do some English, Math, English, English, and English.
I know my English is bad, but this is my best subject.
So it needs a LOT of improvement and then some brushing up.
That's why I planned to study this way.

>>163
I understand what you said.
I know my english is not perfect and sometimes it doesn't
make no sense.

I've believed that this thread is for english learners.
If you want to read perfect English, please go other place.
or if you want to correct them, be a teacher.
sorry for my rudeness.

英語へたなんで日本語でごめん。
自分も英語勉強中の身だし、別に誰の英語の不完全さを非難するわけじゃないんだけど、
間違って覚えてる英語を使いつづけてても上達は難しいじゃない？
だから、だれか間違いを指摘・訂正してくれる人がいるといいなって思うんだけど。
ここ間違ってるよ〜 とか、この方がいいんじゃない？とか、お互い教え会うことは
できないのかな？

183がいいこといった。

なんで１８２さんと同じIDでるの？

Please tell me good note

I will die in thirty years.

>>187
How come?

>>176

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　　 　　 ,, - ー'''￣￣ 　　 ヽ
　　　 ／ 　　　　　 　　 　　　ヽ
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My name is Mr.オクレ.

I am boco.

Do you know why this sredd is made.
This reason is to tell Each other,want to improve English skill, various skill.

>>192

Do you know why this thread was made?

The reason is to talk to each other, to improve our English.


*I'm DQN at English, so SUMASO for making SURE dirty.

Your English speaking skill is crazy.

I like sushi

I am Korean.
Oh I am kidding!!

Yaranaika？

You should speak English as well as posible.

Don't let me down!!

２００get

I am sushi.

ｓｈｕｔ　ｕｐ！

ｓｈｕｔ　ｕｐ！

I have pollution yesterday

もっと話そうぜ

I get 206.

It's hard, I think, to continue to talk since specific topics are not decided.

since specific topics are not decided
since→because　この場合becauseの方がいい。
sinceを使うのはこういう時。
since you're pretty that way,I won't do it,ever!
余計なお世話だったらごめん。

You motherfucker!

↑こう言う奴がウザイ

>>227 So,why don't we suggest some topics each other?

>>207 Sorry.I made a mistake.I mean,I wanted to write for 207,not227.

English only!

>>213
fack you

Standing penis ､OK？

Are you like sushi?

You are fuck'n faggot.Insert your penis in your anus.haha!

How are you doing? I am now studying Enlish a little bit.
But, I enjoyed masterbation, because I can not concentrate on studying for a long time.

Could you please help me?

Am I stupid?

You know,You is a sixteenth word.So what I is?

The Catcher in the Rye

What tha fuck you doin' muthafucka!?
U must go to booby-hacth!

>>216
Are you stupid?

I am the pen by which Mr.Tashiro is caught seeing a cute girl's panty.

Sorry!Correction!
↓↓↓
You know,you is a twentieth word.So what I is?

I'm really blonde.....I should comit suicide....

I ha English ga very nigate desu.

baby...Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

goukakuno　ＷＡＲＡ　ＷＡＲＯＴＡＥＤ

>>220
Oh, you read the J. D. Salinger's famous novel?
Are you like it?

나는 바보스럽습니다. 여러분 안녕하십니까?
나에게는 영어는 너무 어려우므로 한국어를 공부하는 (것)일로 했습니다.

>222
No!I'not! It means,“Are you a sushi-bomber?”

I think you should answer my question exactly, otherwise, we can not practice English!!

I aim at Tokyo University

I'm sometimes crying alone in my room.Have you ever done such a thing?

I alwase feel anxious about several things.I do'nt see sometimes what I want to do.

I always feel anxious about several things.I do'nt see sometimes what I want to do.

baby...Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

ねぇ、今この瞬間、これと同じことをやってる人が 世界中に他にいるなんてこと、あると思う？

You sometimes cry alone? Why? We are with you.

>>236
Nobody but us.

But I know I don't have to be defeat! For the present,I should commit suicide. I'll go…

Good bye.

Have a good night, everyone. See you tomorrow afternoon. Thank you.

イングリッシュ　キャンノット　ビー　ラーンド　ジャスト　バイ　プレイング　ゲイムズ
イングリッシュ　キャン　ネバー　ビー　ラーンド　ジャスト　バイ　プレイング　ゲイムズ

Oh,I don't.I'm not always alone!I have company arouod us!One for all,all for one!
I have still done for myself only.From now on,I'll not for myself,but for all.
I love you forever…

POSTSCRIPT:>224
Did you turn out? Answer is “a ninth word”. Good luck! Take it easy!!

I am Sam You are mine

Hey,Riddle. What makes you think like that? What happened? You shoudn't've said like that. Don't kill yourself.....you know there is somebody out there who hears you out. And I think you just need someone who hears you out. Do you?

yomema sye-----n!!!!!

Are you OK?

All base are belong to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's I know it's I know ton day "K".

I'm nigga.

ＳＩＳＡＮ　ＵＮＹＯＵ　ＫＯＫＯＲＯＥＴＹＵ

Dr. Strauss says I shud rite down what I think and evrey thing
that happins to me from now on, I dont know why but he says its
importint so they will see if they will use me. I hope they use me.
Miss Kinnian says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be
smart. My name is Charlie Gordon. I am 37 years old. I have
nuthing more to rite now so I will close for today.

You, if you can write English well enough to pick mistakes up
of our English, could I ask you to point out and correck them?

>254
who is'you'?

あわいんぐりっしゅだとー？

I　want suck breast for highscool girl

>253
What's “nuthing”?
>254
What's “correck”?
>255
It may reresent “all of you”.

Boys, be ambitious! Bye!

I've had it up to here with classes,which are all just one-communication. The teachers do all of the talking in class. It's just disgusting,i wanna work on something interesting like reasearching and examining.

>258
Yeah I knew,but just in case. I just didn't get it.

Oops,I just made a mistake:one-communication→one-way-communication.

受験生らしくってゆーけど、それ以前に日本人らしく日本語で話せよ

>>262
I think that you are right!

>>3-58
>>61-255
>>260-261
>>263

On our GLORIOUS DAYS

Is taking in english studnts feature?

Ｉ can't speak English.

Damn,I'm a mess.

1 fuck in jap!

To be to be ten made to be

i am god's child

Scientists have done many experiments to find out whether animals can see color.
They have closely studied bees,because they were curious to know whether bees recognize flowers by their colors.
In one of those tests,some syrup was put in flont of a blue card.
Before long,the bees came to the blue card but not to the red card.
Surprisingly,the bees continued to come to the blue card even when the syrup was taken away.
This proved they could tell the difference between colors.

　　　　　　　　　誰かこれ和訳してみ(スペル間違ってるかもしんないけど。暗記してるやつだから)

この腐敗した♪

Get out of my way. I'm gonna say little hot hard dick assian
pride. Get out of my way. I'm gonna say Godzilla went to
Hallywood assian pride. Island country No speak English But
we wanna see the out side world. Get out of my way.
I'm gonna say can we all have Asian pride?

>>271
科学者達は、動物が色を識別できるかどうかを見つけ出すための実験を数多く行ってきた。
彼らは蜂を詳しく研究してきた。というのは、彼らは、蜂が花を色で見分けるのかどうかを知りたかったからだ。
これらの実験のひとつでは、青いカードの前にいくらかのシロップを垂らした。
その後、蜂は青いカードにやって来た。しかし、赤いカードには寄り付かなかった。
驚いたことに、蜂は、シロップが取り払われた時でさえ、青いカードにやって来続けたのだ。
このことによって、蜂は色の違いを識別できるということが証明された。

こんな感じ？あと、flont→front

＞268ﾊﾞｶすぎ
死ね

>>274
正解！！あとスペルミスサンクス

Have a good night!

bored age

Ive got to do my laundry and stuff.
mando kuse-na

Alright, I have to be positive...
POWER TO THE WOMAN!!

Anyways is hushianasan still workin???
it didnt work when I tryed this in another thread.

heey wont you talk to me???
you know what, that is the way how you lose all of yuor chance
when it comes to some girls issues....
what you dont want me??

YES you do!!
get your eyes on me!!

Alirght Alright, Are you tryin to say do my laundry and some stuff??
OK ,I will as your will.
can I be a rapper ??

whateverrrrrrrrrr

Question : HOW CAN I GET A BOYFRIEND??????????????

wake wakaran sure

niya niya

>>286 ah ah okashii kayo.
douse I have NO boyfriend
yeah , Im free yes Im free.

that Im gonna even start singin GOSPEL song!!!

THANK LOAD~~~~~ I AM FREE!!!
THANK YOU LOAD I AM FREE!!!!!!

FUCK THOSE SHITS

え〜うんこにあそこつっこんだらきたないよ〜

>>288
UHO!NICE GUY…

I'm free means you are free prostitute

I dont give a damn about assholes.
neeeeeext

保守

who on earth loves you except me

英語らしくて萌え