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　　　 ＼／＼　「やれやれだぜ…」
　　　 　 ＼／　これを見た>>1を除くすべての
　　　 ∧∧＼　公務員板住人の心の中に
　　　(=ﾟωﾟ)ノ　この言葉が浮かんだ。
　〜（　　x）　　しかし誰も何も言わなかった。
　　　U U　　　>>1があまりにも哀れだから。


　 ／＼
／　　　＼／　シ
＼　　　／　 　　　ュ
　 ＼／　　　ミ　　　 ル
　 ／　　　　　　　　 　ｼ
　　　　　　　　　ﾉﾉ　　ｭ
　　　　 ∧∧　彡　　ﾙ
　　　　(=ﾟωﾟ)
　　〜（　　x）ヽ　ｼｭｯ
　　　　U U
　ぃょぅはそこに残るいやな後味を
　忘れ去るように帽子を投げ捨て
　これから先この板に>>1が二度と
　現れないことを祈ってこういった。
　「>>1は逝ってぃょぅ氏」
　彼の心に爽快感が広がった……。

やっほーい！　１の弟だよーん。
何かさあ、兄貴のパソコン適当にいじってたらここに着いちゃったんだけど、一体何なのここ？
まあいいや。どうせ兄貴がいちゃもん付けてもまた殴ってやればいいだけだし。
だってさ〜、ウチの兄貴ってメチャクチャ弱いんだぜ？
この前もオレの分のおやつを間違って食っちゃったもんだからオレがボコしばきにしてや
ったら、涙目で何度も何度もごめんなさいを繰り返しやがるんだ。
それ見てまたムカっと来たから兄貴の持ってるいやらしい本やＨな格好した人形を片っ端
からベランダから投げ捨ててやったら、これがまたビックリ。
兄貴のヤツ、頭に血が昇ったのか何かしんないけど、泣き叫びながらそれを拾いに行くん
だよ。
ったく、近所の人間も見てるってのにいい恥さらしだよ。
何であんなのがオレの兄貴なのかな〜。
もし、同級生にあんなのがいたら殺してるねマジで。いや、それか恐喝した方がいいかな？
一億円くらい。オレも最近金欠だしな〜。
何かここじゃあ偉そうに「逝ってよし」だとか「ドキュソ」だとか書き込んでるみたいだ
けど、オレから見れば自分に言ってやれって感じだよ。
あ、兄貴のヤツ帰って来やがった。おーし、今日はカナディアンバックブリーカーの練習
台になってもらおーと。この前、首の骨折りかけたけどまあ大丈夫だよね？　親も楽しげ
に笑ってたし。
とりあえずそーいう事で。んじゃ！

あれ〜あれ〜！？どうなのどうなのこれ>>1！？
やっちゃったんじゃないのこれ>>1！？
京大院生が！？ナンパ自慢の日記をHPに載せて！？
六甲下ろししちゃったみたいな！？どうなの〜これ>>1！？
J-Phoneの相談室のお姉さんが！？池袋西武リブロ書店の文句のスレ立てて！？
ついでに自分の名前も晒しちゃったみたいな！？どうなのどうなの〜これ>>1！？
やっちゃたんじゃないの〜これ>>1！？
糞スレ立てちゃったんじゃないの〜これ>>1！？

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ぼくうつ病のひきこもりだよ。
親の遺産で食べてるよ。預金が１５おくえんくらい
あるからなにもしないよ。
公務員は働け！

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