英語が得意な人、あえて英語で会話しよう！

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　 　　　　　　|/ ノ..　 〆._ヾ| Well,if you would join us,I would save your life.But if you won't,I would not let you live.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Fuck

ＳＥＸ　NOW

Fuck!!

コレワ　コウキョ　デ〜ス

I'm fine thank you
and you?

I'm not fine.So fuck you!

L'e Museur Croquet Mou.

J'etait fatigue.

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>>14
下ネタ自重

You sure that's enough armor?

What?
What are you talking about?

YUNA NO PAIPAI DE SHIKO SHIKO KIMO CHI YOI WA !

OMAERA MO YATE MISO !

KARA NO TU-KE DE MO I-NE!

>>18
I don't know what you mean

Do you have the incestuous experience?

>>20
No. But sometimes I see a dream that I'm having a sex with unknown woman.

Hi.

lick my nipples

Brrrrrrrr

By the way, I'm hungry. Are you hungry? I want to eat “YAKINIKU-DONBURI”, but I have no money.

I'm not hungry.

I'm onaka ippai now.

>>1 caht in englishと言うスレがあるだろ。
同じ内容のスレを立てるな。

My flexible friend

Oops! It's time to sleep. I must get up at 5:00 a.m. Good night, everyone! Have a nice dream!

>>28
Sorry Sir.　I didn't know that.

I was born for dying

Good morning, everyone.

Hurry up

akeirwwrwgw isoere efeower!!

seerfwe.aerwegs ireow?

She is gorgeous.

Havng sex is the best.

My is pen.

This stick is called "Chinpo" in Japanese.

Nothing really matters to me.

WTF?

OMG!

このスレ伸びないねｗｗ
は英語でなんて言うの？>>1

>>43
I don't know.

no more chance.

Go for block!

This　hole is called "OMANKO" in Japanese.

we don't need know education

Are you mad?

Asshole!

Drop dead!

Trash!

>>43
I guess This thread will not stretch.

hello! good bye!

>>48
A song of Pink Floid?

Dance in the dark

Chinpo　Manko

OH My Got！
You Know
おまえが ゆー

I'm a Japanese.

So am I.

So are you?

I'm from Tokyo.

I love having sex.

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Sunshine city.

I don't like Ebizo Ichikawa, coz he is really fuckin' guy. Sine!
When he was younger drug a lot nowadays he is drug-drunker.
www

“haizara゛“Tequila゛

Don't fuck with me!!

Full boocco

He is not already a star but he only have to be in the stand.ｗｗｗ

..yakuza.. actor who tells a lie

‘EBIZO’episode
ＫＵＤＡＲＡＮＡＩ

Alas!!!
Who do you work,"unei"?
Why not only banned vipper's access?
I cannot help arguring this condition.

Maybe.Maybe.

2channels in place to get
"Money",
The “ello image（エロ画像は運営の手口かも）” the trap only to the name free of charge.
In a certain thing,
"Management（UNEI）" is excrement.（糞）

Ebizou and ..radish..
..filling..
Ｉthat used agricultural chemicals too much（）Aha〜n

アイムナットグッドアット英語

そうアイムナットえりじぶるふぉーライティングでぃすすれっど

I love sex．

Good evening.
English parts. I want you to see the world more.

ok, i understand everyone writing here is terrible at english

I can do it!!

Yeah, i know you can do it in your dream

Mr.Kasuga〜（Comedian in brain ）
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〜Before it encounters it in the dream
He says.
Oh dear, Let's brush " teeth "！
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[Hahaha]川'ν')Ｉ 

By the way, the public entertainments commentator in Japan is excrement.Orz
Good night.

It dies, and it rots to die and it dies.

I'm indifferent about the show business

I is going to school tomorrow.

これ、実際にスタバで聞いた英語。
どこかのアホ大学のネーチャンと外人講師のレッスン。

Great grammar

>>85
Really？？？It can’t be true！！！
How dare she is！

I don't have any girlfriend.

any?
so you think having some girlfriends are common?

fils de pute ta mere suce toutes les bites de I enfer

>>90
didn't you see the title?
write in english, retarded

Though it is annual income about nine million, and overtime pay and the rent treatment, etc. are treated … Savings are O though life is gaily in the property.
Parents say that he or she is uneasy my future …though…
BADw
Chanel is worn now.

How stupid!
The futuristic view for which it waits previously is a lonely death because of the body that doesn't have the birth ability.

The lobster was perceived and the person who wanted to kill [noroi] was perceived.w

２channel
＼(^o^)／

enjoy safeless sex!

>>85
I think that means Japanese girl whose name is 「愛」.

>>97
I can't help laughing to here that.