I feel very sad today, because everyone ingnores me completely. I know it is a hard task for you to read my English. But I think all of you have learned English at junior and senior high school. So if you like my nipples, you have to speak English with me.
Japanese people, it seems to me, fear of English too much. But as you can see, my English is very plain and simple. As a matter of fact, I cannot compose a complex sentence.
Now, I'll talk about my training, guys. My training is very hard. Every day (except Sunday) I try to make my nipples bigger and longer. Why ? Because I want to use them in the next match ! Do you know that we can even punch by our nipples !?
My next target is Wanderlei Silva, whose background is also Sumo ! (Is that right?)