英語で２チャしよIN格版
229 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/16 16:56 ID:gkNhrYro
Shut the fuck your stinky mouth up you shit!!
You don't even know what way people really speak in the US, you fuck'n wanker.
You don't even know what way people really speak in the US, you fuck'n wanker.
230 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/16 16:59 ID:apMRMRym
231 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/16 17:01 ID:gkNhrYro
中学の時にすりこまれた英語がどれだけ不自然か外国いけばわかるよ
ＴＯＥＩＣ８９５点
英検１級です
ＴＯＥＩＣ８９５点
英検１級です
232 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/16 17:06 ID:5NcLfb2y
>>230
Yeah I think so too. Mr.Nagata is best is the world. but
Jyushin Thunder Lyger milk strawberry drink is Good taste
Please Somebody let Nagata knowing it!
Yeah I think so too. Mr.Nagata is best is the world. but
Jyushin Thunder Lyger milk strawberry drink is Good taste
Please Somebody let Nagata knowing it!
233 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/16 23:51 ID:9gUS3BMk
DEVICEHIGH
grammar,grammar,ulcynder yoh,vocay!!!
235 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/17 13:53 ID:R/z3Xm8Y
文法的に正しくても文章の内容が正しくないのは
暗記する気になれないだろう。次の文章なら文句
ないだろう。
Bobish is the strongest of all fighters in the world.
Bobish is stronger than any other fighter in the world.
No other fighter in the world is as strong as Bobish.
No other fighter in the world is stronger than Bobish.
暗記する気になれないだろう。次の文章なら文句
ないだろう。
Bobish is the strongest of all fighters in the world.
Bobish is stronger than any other fighter in the world.
No other fighter in the world is as strong as Bobish.
No other fighter in the world is stronger than Bobish.
236 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/17 16:57 ID:JQ5V2zZo
>>235
中学生の英語の教科書思い出す
中学生の英語の教科書思い出す
237 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/17 18:17 ID:0HeYgAlm
sex
238 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/20 14:49 ID:C/x/dshK
Maintain
239 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/23 15:25 ID:EgtKHKVg
保全
240 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/29 17:23 ID:R+uFmhqb
age
241 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/30 09:54 ID:P9l596h9
SUPER BOWL
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks him
if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty." "This is
incredible, " said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use
it ?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed
away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been
together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But, couldn't you find someone else . . . a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all
. . . . at the funeral.
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks him
if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty." "This is
incredible, " said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use
it ?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed
away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been
together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But, couldn't you find someone else . . . a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all
. . . . at the funeral.
242 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/30 15:29 ID:fyH45m8n
243 ：名無しの格闘家：04/01/31 10:44 ID:A7ATybhC
>>241
スパーボールヲタは格ヲタより凄いな
スパーボールヲタは格ヲタより凄いな
244 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/03 16:57 ID:UW7WSL97
保守
245 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/03 17:03 ID:OfdaOtHs
Hello Nancy
Oh Takeo!!
Oh Takeo!!
246 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/06 11:47 ID:klU1QL9a
How are you, Nancy?
248 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/06 13:56 ID:klU1QL9a
249 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/06 13:57 ID:XWfZati9
misawasan saikyo
250 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/06 14:04 ID:klU1QL9a
251 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/06 15:46 ID:iLVmjD5g
>>241
I'll give you B-
I'll give you B-
252 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/16 15:56 ID:eCGLEtk+
漏れら極悪非道のageブラザーズ！
今日もネタもないのにageてやるからな！
格ヲタ英語できんのか！！！
￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ age
（・∀・∩）（∩・∀・） age
（つ 丿 （ ⊂） age
（ ヽノ ヽ/ ） age
し（＿） （＿）Ｊ
今日もネタもないのにageてやるからな！
格ヲタ英語できんのか！！！
￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ age
（・∀・∩）（∩・∀・） age
（つ 丿 （ ⊂） age
（ ヽノ ヽ/ ） age
し（＿） （＿）Ｊ
253 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/16 16:23 ID:s2UcdJdu
>>1-251
俺もまったくその通りだと思う
俺もまったくその通りだと思う
254 ：名無しの格闘家：04/02/23 21:38 ID:EgtKHKVg
A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed
the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in
a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the
market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper
and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching
the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and
then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and
starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. "I work for Internal Revenue Service."
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed
the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in
a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the
market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper
and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching
the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and
then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and
starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. "I work for Internal Revenue Service."
255 ：マズター ◆aiTKrR5UDU ：04/02/25 07:14 ID:B4i/2DsO
A h b t a a m a c a m t t t c w R a s A i s a d n
そうか立て読みで
あーぶたあまかむとぅくらさいさどん
あー豚甘、噛むと臭いさどん
つまり
「あー豚沢さん。噛むと甘い味、糖尿？」ってことが言いたいんだな。
この金玉まさぐり女は。
そうか立て読みで
あーぶたあまかむとぅくらさいさどん
あー豚甘、噛むと臭いさどん
つまり
「あー豚沢さん。噛むと甘い味、糖尿？」ってことが言いたいんだな。
この金玉まさぐり女は。
すいません英語厨はウザイので英語板に帰ってください。
ドイツ語はかっこいいと思うけどね。
ドイツ語はかっこいいと思うけどね。
257 ：YahooBB219038032014.bbtec.net：04/03/05 07:50 ID:+MzC2z7n
age
test
263 ：名無しの格闘家：04/04/03 02:21 ID:XNrK+NBW
Iam a hero!!!
NAKANISHIiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAKANISHIiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
＿＿
,／”” ”ヽ
,/ ＿＿ ＿ ゛
/ /““ “” ヽ |
| / -━ ━.| |
| |. “” ｌ “ .|.|
（ヽ | ｒ ・・ｉ. || ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
りﾘﾘ /=三t. ｜ ＜ You are man.
｜ﾘﾉ. ｜ ＼
| 、 ｰ- " ﾉ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
｜ ”ｰ-- "｜
,／”” ”ヽ
,/ ＿＿ ＿ ゛
/ /““ “” ヽ |
| / -━ ━.| |
| |. “” ｌ “ .|.|
（ヽ | ｒ ・・ｉ. || ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
りﾘﾘ /=三t. ｜ ＜ You are man.
｜ﾘﾉ. ｜ ＼
| 、 ｰ- " ﾉ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
｜ ”ｰ-- "｜
すげー
このスレみてたらエンセンが2chに降臨したときのことを思い出した
stupidって言われて切れてた
stupidって言われて切れてた
sage
／~￣￣~＼
| FBG. ｜
| ／￣￣~＼|
＠ fｴ:ｴi fｴｴ)＠
（| ** ＞ ** |）
| !ー―‐r |
ヽ｀ー―'／
| |
イ ＼／ヽ、
| FBG. ｜
| ／￣￣~＼|
＠ fｴ:ｴi fｴｴ)＠
（| ** ＞ ** |）
| !ー―‐r |
ヽ｀ー―'／
| |
イ ＼／ヽ、
269 ：名無しの格闘家：04/05/30 17:29 ID:3WiqxZER
@@@@ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（゜д゜@ ＜ ageときますねｗ
┳⊂ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
[[[[|凵ノ⊃
◎Ｕ□◎ ＝３ ｷｺｷｺｷｺ
（゜д゜@ ＜ ageときますねｗ
┳⊂ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
[[[[|凵ノ⊃
◎Ｕ□◎ ＝３ ｷｺｷｺｷｺ
270 ：名無しの格闘家：04/05/30 17:47 ID:/dVDxre7
Are you a pen ?
271 ：名無しの格闘家：04/07/01 23:25 ID:BIaFvQST
yesu
272 ：名無しの格闘家：04/07/01 23:30 ID:Y0wUo7Yy
I dislike ...hate PRIDE.
PRIDE is shit.
Sakakibara and Takada shall die.
PRIDE is shit.
Sakakibara and Takada shall die.
273 ：名無しの格闘家：04/07/01 23:38 ID:HAsZVRzD
I like a wise remark at the
struggling house big.
For example, it is "not sucking
honestly" and so on.
274 ：273：04/07/01 23:44 ID:HAsZVRzD
correction
×the struggling house big → ○The military art player
×the struggling house big → ○The military art player
275 ：名無しの格闘家：04/07/01 23:51 ID:9WK72uxr
The goose bumps of Takada
276 ：273：04/07/02 00:03 ID:zJWVnjPC
Besides, it is "made to take over U" "how will it be?" and so on.
sagehoshu
278 ：名無しの格闘家：
あい らいく けーわん べりーまっち ！！
ざ ぷれーやーず おぶ けーわん あー ざ すとろんげすと めん 。
ざ ぷれーやーず おぶ けーわん あー ざ すとろんげすと めん 。