ξ戦争する前にゲームでもやれよξ

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529国連な成しさん
英語の俺訳作ってみた。
受験が終わってから全然勉強してないんで、間違い多々あるかと思うが。
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George W Bush, and Saddam Hussein !!!
Before going the War, why don't you reconsider and talk with each other?
You can find strong and weak points of each other through the talking, I think.
If you don't have right place for the talking, I let you use my room in my parents' home.
So, come on over in the near future. With Hiroyuki, Ogura and so.
When you get tired of talking, play videogames such as "BOMBER MAN" or "The Great Affray Smash Bros.".
And after enjoying videogames, go to Macdonal's and take a meal.
Getting back, take a bath. First Bush and Ogura take a bath together, then Saddam and Hiroyuki together.
Then, spread my poor FUTONs on the floor of my room and bed down there.
Before you sleep, you may also play "Pillow Battle", if you like.
If you don't like it, you may also masturbate with "the Toshiro", inviting him.
Well, what you do is at your discretion.
When you wake up in the next morning, you must be great friends to each other, whether you like or not.




You know what I mean? Play videogames, not the War.