英語だけで雑談しようよ Part2

Let's talk only in English！

ｎｏ！

i've got the 3rd!

>>1
Good job!

get 5!!

The chat in English got tired slowly. Various languages are still in the world.

luky7

i dont give a fuck!

never give a fuck!

wtf

i'm sleepy

Now I am studying for TOEIC.

i hate those who boast too much

>>12
stick to it!

how much is your best score?

197

you kidding me!

hihihi!

whay?my best score197

Fuck is bitch!Hey yo everybody!Fuck'in all shit!

if so, you must study more

im fucking around now

Sorry shit.

dont give a shit about it

>>20
none of your business

I will ask. Are you my master?

hey shut your fucking mouth man

I'm Jedai master

situren restaurant

situren hell

what's up

Is 'Star Wars' interesting so much?

My glass shall not persuade me I am old,
So long as youth and thou are of one date;
But when in thee time's furrows I behold,
Then look I death my days should expiate.
For all that beauty that doth cover thee
Is but the seemly raiment of my heart,
Which in thy breast doth live, as thine in me:
How can I then be elder than thou art?
O, therefore, love, be of thyself so wary
As I, not for myself, but for thee will;
Bearing thy heart, which I will keep so chary
As tender nurse her babe from faring ill.
Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain;
Thou gavest me thine, not to give back again.

longesut

too long

i'm sure you little men can never even construe this choice sentense!

"The masses are likely to replace an unchanging mode of life by
fashion which it will be in the economic interest of certain people
to change as often as possible."

hey you posted it on daigakujuken saloon, dont you?

＞＞25 Are you a servant?

>>36
no, what?

>>38
http://school5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/jsaloon/1118064793/157

>>37
yes! i'm a niku-slave!

i'm lonely....

I love honobono board.

>>42
i love u!

i hate those who repeatedly complain about something.

>>44
so what?

An old friend is a friend now. You and I are Daigoro.

I don't have friends.

It is the Internet only at such time.

Je n'ai pas une petite amie.

>>49
What?

Here is the Internet what is global, isn't it?

>>49
>>49
Only English!

Ich spreche nicht Englisch.

Λυπ？μαι.

？好

Why can you speak German and Russian and so on?

¿Con quién usted está hablando?

Большое спасибо.

¿Estaría algún otro tan dichoso como yo lo estoy, con un diagnóstico tan grave? El mundo es su
experien-cia directa, su propia observación. Todo lo que está aconteciendo está aconteciendo en
este nivel, pero yo no estoy en este nivel. Yo me he disociado del Sattva Guna, de la eseidad.

It is surely a genius of the language study.

？？？ ？？？？？.

I cannot write English!

>>62
Vous faites très très bien.

I'll take a test of TOEIC(IP) in summer vacation.
But I'm poor at English.

TOEIC test is tiring.

Really?

It taks two hours.

Oh! Really? I've never taken TOEIC.

45 minutes for Listening section, 75 minutes for Reading section, 120 minutes in total.

俺の名言をありがたく聞け｡
Poor people are poor because rich people are rich

The rich will tax the poor.

my TOEIC point is 231.
but, I got 440 in plactice time then before.
because plactices talking speed was later than realy TOEIC.(I heard by teacher later)

few seconds I couldn't understand and believe that points meanning. X-(

My score is 830 but still I can't speak English comfortably.

My score is 830 but still I can't speak English fluently

「震度５強　都職員３４人呼び出し２１人応ぜず　災害対策住宅に住む意味なし」

FUCK ASSHOLE PUBLIC SERVANTS!

All of you please do their best!

orz

>>77
how are you?

Hello！！

i love English people
i hate Japanese poeple

........

i don't wanna return home in this summer...

>>82
do u want to go to Aokigahara-Jukai?

>>83
No!!!

yo what's new men

（´･ω･`)i dunno

I'm visiting in Asahikawa.
Here comes that famous actor who's on TRAIN MAN TV program.

that's nice.how is it?

I´ll be back

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

I love movies.

i am tired.

lose! japan!

I like FF3.

i love FF7 and 9

North Korea is shit

Long Live General Kim Jong Il!!!

how do you think about THE WORLD ?

Where do you live?Japan or America?

i'm very glad that North Korea beat Japan

I am a big fan of Hiroshima Toyo Carp. Therefore, I want Kyojin to become the low rank quickly.

Is there a SURE which persons speking and writing not very well croud?

Hi! Every chicken fellow, how are you? I am a crazy fan to Hanshin Tigers.
I am proud of Tigers. Sing a song RokkouOrosi with me,chickens.

Please don't call us chikens, Mr. Moron.
Personally, I am not interested in baseball.

Yei,what do you mean by calling me Moron,chicken?

Your name says it's moron. Do you want me to call you by a different name?

Yah,call me master,sir.

As you may say, Master.
Is there anything you would like to discuss about, Master?

I would like to discuss about beauty of onanism, sir.

No,nothing particular,you only say Master and add 'sir' when
you write to me.

Onanism is the best work for young beautiful girl and boy.
Try each day you want!!

Five times a day's onanism will make you fantastic and ero.

If you try onanism, please let me show about it.

Yes indeed. Appease thyself everyday should be glorious act of human life.
Yet I may also suggest that holding thy juice of life for several days shall
bring thee much more intensified pleasure at the moment of long-prolonged Lust.

The human lust is the origin of sin.Take it easy when you onany.

God bless onanism.
Amen.

Let be quick to listen,slow to talk,slow to get angry,and onany sufficiantly.

Sufficiently and skillfully if I may add, sir.
It takes some techniques in order to bring out the greatest orgasm possible when you
perform onanism.

Jesus Christ said "sin gives birth to death".
Satisfy your onany till you be dead.

Don't rape your frail women,but take off women's panty and clothes.
Close your eyes,and the women who are naked is thrubbing your penis.

And I see there is a marvelous future in so-called dry-orgasm.
A miracle of male body shall be beheld in awe when thou achieved dry-orgasm.

Old English is not popular.
I'm hungry.

This thread below is quite informative:

The Authentic Approach to Onanism
http://sakura02.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/onatech/1094025053/

I ate Tenpura Tesyoku just now.It was very delicious.

Where is my servant? Your Master waits you here.

I love you to me

I love you, too.

What do you do for a living?

I am watching kinpaci.

i need you

I need not you ! Shut up! Chicken.

It is unbearablly hot and humid, is'nt it?

Today I bought a sunshade,
so I can go out without caring about the beating sun.

Bibidebabidebuu

I need?

I'm very very hungry.
are you ok?

I am hungry for love.

hey how are u guys doing?

I don't know.

hi there

good night

See ya

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nurupo

Gutts!

i don't like working

But if you will not work, you can not earn your daily bread or rice.

うpするといってたみやびが、このスレに逃げました
みなさんうpまで手伝ってください　VIPPERも大歓迎です 支援お願いします
VIP板にも祭りの開催を宣言していただけるとありがたいです
ちなみにここのスレ住人はVIPPERを蔑んでいます
http://hobby8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/warhis/1122788462/l50

Although, they say all work and no play will make Jack a dull boy.
Sometime you have to play.

i always consider what it means to be human
so many times a day i realize how brilliant i am!

helluva!

let's hang out

i like natto.

you are foolish, aren't you?

i love english bery mach

I don't

This board, whichever thread we vist, is so interesting and varied,
there is not a little difficulty in deciding where to begin,and there
is even greater difficulty in knowing where to end.

>>156
i don't what?

nuun

it's a lot of fun to shave off your pubic hair

Damn...I'm fucked.

Good morning
I'm running around
station

こんちぁ〜(´∀`)／

You cannot hold a woman as if she were a doll. It is rude to her, and
very silly from my point of view. By approaching her in that way, you
make sure of losing anything she might have to give you. You only begin
to get good from her spirit. Body and spirit are another thing, as sex
and love are also another one.

↑　ＫＩＣＩＧＡＩ

Oh ! Why do you notice that I am crazy !? Yes, you are right . I am a
crazy boy.

It is cloudy in this morning, and is rather cold. I may work comfotablly
in the office today.

Hey!what's up,man?
I'm Akito.The funky man that's playing the keyboard.

Hearing your chat,and I don't think you're not so crazy.

You said "loving and making love is not same."

I don't think it's a word that a crazy man said.

hi Akito! i agree with you!

AHO itteyoshi

In English please.

Good morning, everyone!

How are you?

i am sleep.

It is burning hot. On the day before yesterday we went swimming in the Suma
bating shore in Kobe. I got sunburned severly on my back.

A : Is this a pen?
B : No, that is an apple.
A : Oh! sorry, apple...this is an apple...
B : Yes, that is an apple.
A : By the way, is this a pen?
B : No!!! That is an apple!!
A : Oh! sorry! This is an apple!!
B : Yes, good. you are smart. good..good.
A : Yes, this is an apple...But is this a pen?
B : Nooo!!! that is an apple!! apple!! apple!!!
A : Pen!! this is a pen!!! pen!!! pen!!!
B : NOOOOOOOOO!! NO!!!!! Fuck!!! apple!! apple!! apple!!! this is an apple!!!!!
A : Fuck!!This is Fucking pen!! pen!! Fuck pen!!

My back is painful today, especially when I bathe in or have shower.

Do you know how to say 雑談しようよ in English?
The answer is: Let's that's done.

Let's enjoy some chitchat !
Would you mind have a chat with me ?

Why not have small talk with me ?

May I have a casual conversation with you ?

The stars are twinkling
in the sky.

That's good.
We can't see the stars for the smog nowadays.

Is the air of your town dirty?

Where do you live ,Lemon ?
Perhaps you live in a small town where the stars are seen cleary.
I envy you, because my town Kobe is growing dirty year by year for its air.

It suddenly began to rain just now. How is it in your region ?
Does it rain, too ?

It has been raining on and off, sometimes it becomes heavily.

It has stopped raining. Every men and women who was on the street was
caught in the sudden rain.

you miss it

The weather turned out to be cloudy, or rather fine .
How is it where you live ?

It is sunny in Okayama(　^ω^)

Oh ! Your region is blessed by sun. It's nice to hear so.

How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.

I am ∞ years old.

WHO WANTS TO TALK WITH ME?

TRY ME.

No,get a way here!!!!!!!!!!!

テルミーテルミーーーーー！！！

HEY GUYS! WHATS UP?

無問題

I live in Tokyo.

Never try to do many things at a time.

I can speak English a little. OK?

You have to say that you love me！

最初のYou要らなかった(*´Д｀)=з

Summer heat is driving everyone mad a little.

It's Summer time

Is this a pen ?

No!!!! it is Hideko!!

Who's Hideko?

Hideko is live in Saitama

Hideko is world アクトレス

I am confused.

>>207
Im tired of that kind of joke―never enough to be called joke though

>211
what about?

>>213
I am confused about Hideko.

>>214
how did?

test

>>215
I have no idea why it had to come up in the first place. >>207

BEN

Where are you from?

I live in Kobe, the large and modern city at Hyogo Prefecture.

I live in Kanagawa.

>>220
I think It's enough good to be said such a city in Kinki region

ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｇｏｏｄ×
ｇｏｏｄ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ◎

I can't speak English very well.

It's SHOW TIME

　♪　　Å
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　uhhhhhh
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　yeaaaaaaaa
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　



　　　♪　　　　Å
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　afow
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　 huuuuu
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　ah!

What do you think about >>226's dance?
I think his dance is......just...brilliant!

　　　♪　　　　Å
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　Afow
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　 huuuuu
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　ah! It's my name.

>>228
I'm so sorry Mr.Aho....
I've never meant hurt you.

Never mind. I am proud of my own name, Aho.

　　　 ∩
　　　 ( ⌒)　 　　　∩_ _
　　　/,. ﾉ　　　　　 i　.,,E）
　　./　/"　　　　　 /　/"
　 ./　/ _、_　　 ／ ノ'
　/　/　,_ﾉ` ）／ ／
（　　　　　　 ／　　good job!
　ヽ　　　 　|
　　＼　　　　＼

>>230
You have an impressive tripcode. Did you find it through a tripcode searching software?
If so, how long did it take to hit upon it?

masturbation

>233 is fool

>>234 is crazy

Obon holidays have gone with vanity in my heart.

>>232
As your supposition, I found my tripkey by a searching device.
It took me three days to find this.

>>237
Three days! That's very aho (in a good way)!
But it looks stylish I must say.

I'm very glad to hear you speak well of my handlename. Thank you.

I like this...so I always scream!!
Nurupo!!

I also scream, >>239 Goddam!

I made a mistake. Not >>239 but >>240.

AHO, your capacity of Eng is good.
have some job uses E?

I specialized comparative linguistics while in college, so I learend French,
German, and English. But I nearly forgot French and German.

>>244
cool!
I little bit respect you

「恋のおまじない！！！」
「恋のおまじない！！」
「恋のおまじないっ！」
さっそくですがおまじないです
恋を語らず何を語る？という世の中ですが、
このコピペを必ず５つのレスに書き込んでください。
あなたの好きな人に１０日以内に告白されます
嘘だと思うなら無視してください。
ちなみにあなたの運勢が良かったら５日以内に告白＆告白したらOKされます
効き目ぁるらしいですよ
なかったらごめんなさい
でも試してみてくださいね♪

I cannot but fall in love with Honobono Board.

何で英語だけしか使わんの？
お前ら日本人だろ？日本語に誇り持てないの？
あ、俺、英語わかんないから
ちゃんと日本語でレスしてくれよ

I suppose Mr. 248 can't even read the Japanese thread title:
英語だけで雑談しようよ Part2

I can't understand.

>>250 not low!
neiby I mistake.

A go dah K day that's done show yo.

英語勉強中
　　 Λ＿Λ
　　(。　。)
　〃φ＿_⊂ )_
.／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣|　|
|愛媛みかん|／
"￣￣￣￣￣

　　 Λ＿Λ
　　(´･ω･`)mom's gone other side of...
　〃φ＿_⊂ )_
.／旦／三／ ／|
|￣￣￣￣￣|　|
|CA　ORANGE|／
"￣￣￣￣￣

だ。か。ら。
お前ら日本語使えっての馬鹿共が

>>255
You son of a bitch.

Well... I do not like English.

Summer vacation's homework is not end.
I think ...

ここで挫折。

(´･ω･`)I don't know.

I am not a dog!!

>>259
but you gross

Speech is silver, silence is golden.

Species scared me.

Sperma scared me, because it was yellowish.

>>256
え？何？
日本語で説明してくれ
まったくわからん

↑fool

>>265
え？俺のことか？
foolって何？
教えてくれよ

チンチンｗ
バーカｗ

でもそんなおまいが隙だぜ

you suck

U-sack is designed for you, to satisfy your night sex life.

さぁみんな。人種差別主義者を弾圧しよう。
今アジアが一つとなろうとしているときに
日本はこうゆうやつがいるせいで
いつまでも差別が無くならない
肌の色や宗教で人を差別するのってよくない
私自身ずっと差別を受け続けています
だからこのコピペが一人でも多くの人に見てもらい
日本の実情を理解してもらうことを祈ります

>>35
蛍
｢私、韓国人大嫌いネ。
早く國へ帰るよろし｣

詳しくはここの蛍ってやつに聞いてください、
朝鮮人とゆう理由で相手してくれないのですhttp://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1125087269/

oh、 nobody

おまえら大好きｗｗ

Here is an interesting thread.
I'll come here again. See you.