English HIKI

So, any hikis out there who speak English?

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wa〜tashi hikikomori〜

>>1
fuck you

bitch

i am hikky. crazy hikky.

>>4
>>5
Oh the anger, oh the hatred. Funny that you would be so quick to fire off a standard English vulgarity in a thread which could otherwise be ignored should you be so offended by it.

>>1
interi butten jya ne-yo kasu ga!

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someone point me to the direction of the elephant ladle.

OMAERA KASU !

>>7
nanka LotR ni detekiso na eibun ya. kakkoee naa. 1ha dousite eigo wakaruyouni nattan?

nanka konosure
okashiiyone ｗｗｗ

ouch! hahahaha

Oh, hello everybody
I couldn't help but notice the SERIOUS BUSINESS going down in this thread
Namely a cross-lingual flame war

Rape their women as they cry!

kudaran

>>19
lol wut

Hi guys, I've been thinking about >>1

blowjob degugurekasu

2 girls 1 cup degugur(ry

>>18

Thats good to hear that hikkys ok. Nice Heart

Hello, everyone!

Are you serious?

うｈｈ

Hikker Men

Damn, I got no friends

5 years and counting

3 years and counting

I feel like dying.

I'm a hikikomori too, but I don't see it as ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ negative. I am enjoying my life and like the way things are.

It's a HAPPY thing to be able to use the internet and post on 2channel without all the worries everyday people have. It's a life of a king, accept your destiny.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE．
FUCK OFF!!

HAHAHAHAHA.
I am a gay!!!
FUCK　ME!
give me PENIS
IYAHAHAHAHA

What's up?
Couldn't be better!

I am a FUCKING hikikomori.

>>33
How can be so optimistic?
Are you rich?

I am old age no career...no
hope.
I need LOVE and MONEY.

GIVE ME MONEY! GIVE ME LOVE!
HELP ME...Mr.Fukuda(T_T)

>>38
can you SHit the FUCK up please?!

I am TRYING to masturbaet!

>>39
Too vulgar
fuck'in！　Get out of here !

I am an English hikikomori from the UK.

I am in London. I do not leave my room. All I do is play video games and read manga.

What are YOU going to do about it? TRY AND STOP ME!

omaera nanijin dayo!

mattaku wakaranai

>>41
Who cares?
Don't tell lies!Get out of here!
This is only for Japanese HHLIKOMORI.

>>44
You need love, toughness, and some peace of mind!

>>45
YOU have all those things? Take care of you!

>>38
>Are you rich?
Do you ｒｅａｌｌｙ have to be rich to be happy?

>I am old age no career...no
Who said good life is about making career?
In my opinion it's about enjoying oneself.
Living and letting other people live the way they want, not the way it's "correct".

>GIVE ME LOVE!
Why? You'd throw it away and exchange it for a new lamborghini if you had a chance. LOL

>>46
You know.. I don't have any of those needful things.
Ouch my heart is bleeding! It's fucking bleeding!

>>47
Get out of here!

>>49
Haha, make me.

What my family wants me to do is to work or to disappear.

>>51
Oh, I see. That's more serious then.

Maybe part-time work? Something you like doing?

>>51
That's what happen to me.
I wanna suicide,but scared...

>>51
It's about time you decide anything on yourself unless you're child.
Take it easy and go ahead as you like.

Let's make love together♪
Beautiful hiki！

>>52-54
Thank you for your comment.

Part time would be kind of doable
if it doesn't need any social skill.
But the more I think about work,
the more I get depressed.

>>56
Make love with me!

>>57
Okay! Let's make love.

L

>>58
Chu-----!!!

>>60
I love you... Chu!

アッー

>>1
I love you

So, what caused everybody here to become a hikki?

Unrequited love did it for me.

>>56
Hikikomoris don't do part-time work.

Love must be nothing but sexual fantasy...

>>66
Is that what it's like for you?

f....fa....fe....fu....fuck!!! haha!! yeah!! fuck!!! fuccckkkk!!!!! hahaha!!! hyahyahya!!! fuck!fuck!!! hooooo!!!

Yeah, ja. I think so.
And you ? What do you think about it ?

>>69
Love is not the same without physical feelings involved. I've never had that, never will. ;_;
Unrequited love, even when a hikki. I cannot escape it. Tormenting every day.

I'm fuckin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>71
WITH A FLESHLIGHT

What does fleshlight mean?

>>73
http://www.mymalesexuality.com/products/images/Fleshlight.jpg
Lonely hikki uses it everyday
Next best thing to sex

I like kyorochan!!
ttp://stat001.ameba.jp/user_images/aa/f9/10032721185.jpg

I like Omochao!
http://sonicfan.altervista.org/personaggi/omochao.jpg

ソニックアドベンチャー２バトルはガチ

>>77
Best Sonic game ever made. I literally spend all day playing that and Tales of Symphonia.

hey fucking hikkies, why don't you go out your home?
the world is so large that you cannot go to all place.
go out right now, and you can be happy.

>>79
Impossible! Outside world is too much pressure, all the bad memories come back. It's an evil place.
The Internet is much larger than the world.

I WAS GAY

I like onani

I think >>1 is a woman.

>>83
Hikki women!?
DO THEY EXIST?

existence of a woman hiki... it's a legend

Actually,......here it is.

>>86
I love you

>>87
Thank you.
I love whole the people.

>>88
Kiss me!

>>89
Please love me! I've never been hugged in my life and I'm 21!!

>>90
I am sorry..I love >>88

now, I tell you hikkies an unforunate news.
I don't love you at all.
I hate you.

>>92
TOO BAD, I LOVE YOU

No, REALLY I HATE YOU.
Please, please never speak to me from now on.
Or, I'll commit suicide by hanging myself.

That puts a lot of power in my hands.
But why hang when you can do it hydrogen sulfide?

sucide by hydrogen sulfide gas is too scary for me
it results in ignoble end of life

>>96
Don't commit suicide!
You can do so much more and be so much more creative while a hikki than everybody else. Use your creativity with power. Don't end it all.

oh, I don't have a mind to do such an absurd act.
I want to be more creative.

nihon go de ok,yeah.

hundred!

Well, what do you think the most cleaver means to commit suicide is ?

Oh, my... I made a basic spelling mistake.
cleaver→clever

I think, nothing is the best way to die.
Human being (or all living things) must not intend to die,
because we were born to live out our life.
We often think to kill ourselves, but it is quite wrong.
We must live in this world even if there are too many suffering.

Please love me someone...

you will never be loved if you want only to be loved
first, love someone

But we have no chance even to meet people.

I don't think living out our lives is most important.
How we live is most.

We have our best way for eachof us to live in this time and this world.
We must know what kind of people we are,and live with thought of ﾞwhat should I do.ﾞ
We can know it only joining other people.

Hikikomori is dead condition.
If you are enough young to live your life, it's OK to restart.
But not...no worth to live for you,
even if others recommend you JUST living.

>>101
Definitely by train or subway.

But I don't think hikikomori is a dead condition.
Write a book, write a song, learn to draw, play an instrument, research paranormal subjects, take up lucid dreaming and live out a tangible fantasy within your mind.
There is so much to do and so much time to do it.

How do you pass the days? I need ideas, I'm getting bored of the same old video games and movies and music. I'm thinking of taking up oekaki.

The world is mine！

>>110
NO IT'S MINE, TAKE THAT BACK

Oekaki is creative, I think oekaki is good idea to while away the time.
Practice, practice and practice, and you may become a great painter.

>>111
It is like a finger pointing away to the moon.
It is NAKAO ISM.

>>109
Also write and record music. Expression is good for the soul.
You don't need a professional studio, just basic recording software.

I hate you.

Learn to love, you will feel much better inside.

How can we learn?

You find someone you care about and talk to them.

Such kinds of person exsists only inside displays.

Lucid dreaming allows you to physically feel and experience fantasies.

Ja, right you are. I was also able to enjoy lucid dream and it's my only pleasure so far.
But, I have ... seldom realized that I'm in dream these two ? or three years,
even I 've forgot whole contents of it next morning.
As for me, night is the very blank darkness.

>>121
You should keep a dream journal if you keep forgetting your dreams.
It helps with lucid dreaming, too.
Also, what is your method? WILD (Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming) is nice, but I feel like a lucid dreaming induction device would be much more efficient.

I can't do it! ;_;

I can't understand what you discuss seriously.

Do you know oyashiro-sama?☆

>>122
Are there such a useful device? But I'm afraid I can't afford it.
Anyway, thank you for your advice, and I'll refer to web pages about lucid dream.

>>124
"Lucid dream" is the word in the field of phychology.
In Japanese, "Meiseki-mu".

When you have lucid dream, you are aware of being in dream.
And also you can control it, for example, when you have a nightmare
in which a LION chases you, you can escape by flying in the SKY.

I need someone whom I can love.
But too late

Are you female?
If so, sure I have the right to love you.
But even if you are male, I and you have the right to love each other.

I need only rich handsome man.

Love is out of reach for hikki. Love decides who it wants to help and who it wants to hurt.
Love will be the fall of all mankind.

Are you bisexual?

No, I would have remarked that all same-sex love should be just platonic.

Love is just a fantasy. It does not exist but in an illusion.

Not faithful no intelligence.
Only sexual desire.

I guess desperation is the key.

there are bunch of crappy zatsudan threads
who created it?

Fucking zatsudan thread!!!
We are quite irritated at so many zatsudan threads!!

exactly!
on the other hand, this thread is great
i hope some more good people come here to chat with us

Zatsudan threads are just only dumps of trash,
but this thread is very profitable for learning English.
someday, we may communicate with those whose mother language is English.

yeah
spending time at hiki-zatsu is almost waste of time
but talking here is very worthy

Oh Dick Dick Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

yes yes funny funny

At last you will never worry about your size any more.
We have a solution that will make all your sexual dreams come true.
Leave behind what you've known earlier. The new era for you is here!
Roll-panna will go mad! Takashi will be jealous!
And you will at last your new life! Like a real man with a real penis !
Say Mega-Dick-Shoo and be happy with your new size!

Too vulgar

>>143
Die.You are no use.

>>135-143
Die.You are no use.

Suck ya Dick by yourself

Calm down, cell phone users

I suppose >>143 is a copy of the contents of SPAM mail or something equal.
But the sentence "Roll-panna will go mad! Takashi will be jealous!" is on my mind.
Roll-panna? Takashi? Two word heve never been seen on SPAN mail.
I know that Roll-panna is a character on Anpan-Man.
But Takashi... I don't know who he is.
The man who will be jealous to enlargement of someone's Phallus... and the name is Takashi...
Oh, I noticed, Takashi is the author! Yanase Takashi!

This thread is as shitty as GW.

where are you, you guys?
all have disappeared

hey, come out and let's talk

Perhaps others are not in not home now.
Today is so good weather to go out.

I don't go oooout!

I'm here, but nothing special to talk about.

>>152
What hikki goes out?
This is hikki chat, get out if you're not!

Anyone want to discuss >>64 ?

VIRGIN HIKKI
VIRGIN HIKKI

HIKKI HIKKI YAI YAI YA

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Ce soir! Ce soir!

I wanna sleep with you tonight.

I think, the idea that only those who can't go out are hikky is very intolerant.
If you think countrary to my thought, you may be extremist hikky.
We should always try to be as positive, even if we can't.

>>158
But if we can't, then how can we?

>>96
Why would it matter if it's ignoble?
None of it will matter postmortem.

I want to end my life beautfully at least on my last moments...

>>159
Just be positive, and you'll find your way.

>>162
It seems to be an invalid claim
And, what did you mean by the use of "positive"?
Please tell me concretely

Don't think.
Just feel.
Be positive about everything.

Yes, I know, to stay positive is too difficult for everyone.
But even if there are so many bitter experiences,
we must get over all of them.
This is not hypocrisy nor provocation.

JOVE ME HUG ME FEED ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJBbBBezOSk
I feel like dying. How about you?

http://bubble6.2ch.net/dejima/

English only board has been born in 2ch
Correctly, no Japanese board.

２ちゃんねるに２つ新板できました
http://namidame.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1210158254/

dejima is a new board
so maybe you have to add this board to your 2ch browser manually
if you want to watch it.

I know! via vip!

I can't see straight when I look outside.
somebody execute me with their mind

I figured out the solution to the women problem.
We put them in camps and gas them.

You are terrible man.
I'm frightened to hear your comment.
You must be insane.

>>172
No, I am a lonely man.

GIVE ME SEX

I wish I could but I don't know what sex is.

wow,English HIKI is so cool. lol

I don't speak English --;

You can speak English.

>>171
good idea.
If you gas women, I'll gas men

The word "gas" has multiple meanings when used as a verb.

・to supply with gas.
・to overcome, poison, or asphyxiate with gas or fumes.
・to singe (yarns or fabrics) with a gas flame to remove superfluous fibers.
・to treat or impregnate with gas.
・Slang.
　・to talk nonsense or falsehood to.
　・to amuse or affect strongly.

Why.

>>179
Hello, >>171 here.
I am madly in love with you.

I hate people who are not virgins.
It is an unconditional hatred. I wish they would all just die.
Why are they so lucky? Why do they think they deserve it?

>>182
I accept your love.

>>184
Accept me

Who is he?
He is Tom.

hey hey watashi wa imaichi

ne ne atara shiko hitsu YO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaGr4y6AMs
How did human beings ever get so far?
I hate everyone and everything.

I'm bored of life

>>190
me,too!

I don't wanna work any more.
I must die now.
Just now,I'm gonna mix up "Sun poul" and "601" in bath room.
Take a breath deeply!
After one minute,I shall never breath again.

Everybody I see on the outside world through television has someone to love.
They have no idea what it's like. There is no life outside of misery.

>>192
What is "Sun poul" and "601"?

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>>192
DON'T DIE!

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>>192
and you'll be green

>>194
sun poul is a washing soap.
601 is a bath powder.
mix sun poul with 601.
then poison gas is produced in a chemical reaction.

>>196
Thank you. I am still alive.

>>198
It was canceled to die.

>>199
Perfect!! Thank you for explaining.

come on dejima.
http://bubble6.2ch.net/dejima/
now under population!

i finished completely memorize shin-kihon-eibun 700-sen.
i hear that generaly speaking who has finished this book cannot fail to master english.
i can't maseter english.
i can't understand this thead at all.
i can't compose english sentenses.
i regret this results.
i would speak and write fluent english orz.
is 700sen complete good for nothing, or i am just an idiot?
is the head spell line the same alphabet "i, i, i, i, i"?
it seem to be so foolish.
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>>199
Where can I get such items?

>>203
Are you going to clean your toilette? Good boy!

>>204
My toilet wants to commit suicide, so I am helping it.

This thread is too depressing. It needs more CHEER!
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

I want to be happy.

Oh, you are now in the HIKIKOMORI board.
There is no need for us HIKIKOMORI to pretend to be cheerful.
Be gloomy, and curse yourself and all people in this world.
Just for your great life....

>>208
Fuck that shit, I am a happy hikki

No hikky is happy.
Hikky can never be happy.
Hikky is the Misery.

>>208>>210
OK Make love together, be happy.

I just realized something...

Everybody but me is dead.

I'm dead too. I'm like a zombie.

Today I went to psychological hospital.
Dr.gave me medicine, I just take them,
oh,surely these are not medicine, are poison! I feel dizzy...

Gaveという名前の医者かと思った。
i though your doctor's name is Gave.

Medicine is mind control.

Medicine is my lifeline.
Without it, I'll go mad to death.

>>217
Oh, my Godness...
You just take drug !

Yes, yes, medicine, or drug, is now a part of myself.
I've married medicine.

I had medicine, but nothing change.
Give me back money. I only need money.

Then, sell them.
There are so many people who want to buy some kind of
medicine without a prescription of doctor.
Apart from whether that is illegal or not.

No... just throw them away!

why?
why do you hate medicine so much?
medicine is indispensable for us all.
you may not be able to live without medicine.

I prefer alternartive medicine.
There is nothing like the medicine of the mind.
Meditation and inner spiritual peace.

alternative*

What is alternative medicine?

i guess
that is "generic" medicine, isn't that??

No, search the word "alternative medicine".
It means "Daitai-Iryou" in Japanese.

Alternative medicine is something like herbal supplements.
And spiritual treatment in a New Age sense.

I am Sam.

I am Sam?!

おれが高校生の頃、一人で王将でメシ食ってたら、
おれの横を明らかに障害者とおもわれる者がメシ食っていた。
そいつは、手をぶらぶらしながら、ウーウー言いながら食っていた。
あまりに特徴があったので、おれはその障害者の真似をして食うことにした。
まねをして、手をぶらぶらしながらウーウー言いながら食っていた。
すると突然、後ろのテ−ブルから正義感の強そうなおっさんが現れて
「障害者の人を馬鹿にするな！！」

って叫びながら、障害者の方を殴った。

When I was a high school student, I was involved an amusing incident.
One day I was taking lunch alone in Ohsyo, I found an apparently disabled
person sitting next to me. He was swinging his left arm and moaning,
as he ate the lunch using his wholesome right arm. Since he looked really odd,
I mimicked that funny man―also ate with my hand hanging down and moaning
during the meal. Then, with the sense of equity, Sir appeared from the rear table.
He shouted not to make a fool of a handicaped person and struck a hard blow
in the cause of justice. He injured disabled one.

When I was a high school student, I was involved an amusing incident.
One day I was taking lunch alone in Ohsyo, I found an apparently disabled
person sitting next to me. He was swinging his left arm and moaning,
as he ate the lunch using his wholesome right arm. Since he looked really odd,
I mimicked that funny man―also ate with my hand hanging down and moaning
during the meal. Then, with the sense of equity, Mister appeared from the rear table.
He shouted not to make a fool of a handicaped person and struck a hard blow
in the cause of justice. He injured disabled one.

>>229
Where can we get that herbal supplement?
Isn't it drug?

I just had a dream of life before hikki
I can't stop thinking about it. I want to die

You will become as you wished to be.
No one is forbidden to have any dreams.

But I do not wish to become who I was.
That is a horrible aim. It is too scary.

Come on now, why can't everyone just cheer up? The internet is always
there to be your artificial friend.

No, there is no friend on internet.
There are so many rivals.
They are just hampering for me.

FUCK, THE YAKUZA IS AFTER ME

Hahaha, YAZAWA is behind me.

おかむらいずあもんきー
かとういずあまっどどっぐ
やまもといずあぴっぐ
やべいずあちきん
おーいぇー

Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall

I used to love oasis.

Why do you no longer like them?

Is anybody here?

I'm here

Will you talk to me?
I'm lonely

But I'm busy now, sorry.

If you were a real hikki, then how would you be busy?
also, why post on 2ch if you're busy?

Also, I had a bad nightmare last night of what my life could have been.
It's traumatizing. I feel like death.

Sorry again, I was busy in painting a picture at that time.
And in the intervals of painting, I posted here.
Painting pictures is slightly hard, but also very pleasant.

>>1-1000
nihongo de ok

Drawing picture! What a wonderful hobby!
I'm just thinking of love...

Me too.

I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does~

I cry myself to sleep because of my lack of love.
Oh shit, I am crying right now!

Crying is cathartic

I'd like to age this thread

I'm very happy now!

Why are you happy?
I am depressed. I wish I was dead.
Everybody I loved has moved on and left me far behind.

Don't kill anyone, please

>>259
me,too.

you had better have a job

I can't understand English :(
Please speak Japanese!

No, you must learn English

hmm...

I'm not hiki
but I feel depressed from time to time
the cause of it is appearent and there is no need to say
...yes, it is my face
I have inferior complex in（of?） my face

Me too. and I have nothing to do

>>267
all I'm doing now is studying English

>>268
me too,so if i can disapear my face when i walk on the road,
i get out the room very happy.

>>269
there is similarity between you and me
I intend to improve my English skil

Hickies rule. XD

I must save this thread
Or, we'll fade away from this world

why you don't cheer this thread up?
I think this thread is too calm

YEAH! WOW!!
Don't be so gloomy, you, hikkies!!
Surely I and you are hikkies!!
But it's just only a fact!!!
YEAAAAAH!!
We can have dreams!! Many many great dreams!!!
WOOOOOOOW!!!

>>274
you should consider the atmospher of this thread
if you want to cheer this thread up, you have to gradually do so

GRADUALLY???
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
It's just noooooooonsense!!
If we think of doing something, for instance, to go out of our room,
we must do it IN NO TIME!!
So, we don't have to consider any atosomphere!
YEAAAAAAAAA!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you areeeee right!
yes,we have nooo timeeeeeeeee!
what we hiki should do is to go out rght now!

NO, no no no no no nooooo!
You don't have need to go out, right now!!
All you have to do is, well,
TO POST SO FUCKING MESSAGES TO THIS THREAD!!!
Because, WE ALL ARE HIKKIES!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!

Thanks for your support, asshole.

we call those who play the piano “HIki”
and those who run over by a car are also “HIKI”

ahoya

no way!

so what

you suck!

you whack

Nobody loves me!
I am still a virgin!

We are all in the same boat.
Doesn't that make you feel better?

We are all in the same boat here.
Doesn't that make you feel better?

why did you say twice?
why did you say twice?

i　think　so

>>288
yes, I'm relieved to hear that
we are surely in the same place
but, all of us have to get out of this boat some day

I want to row the swan boat

I too.
I want to row it with you

I don't think so.
I haven't been advanced since I became alone.
Nothing make me happy.

Metyakutya na eigo de Sumaso.

>>294
ＮＯ!!!Your　English　is　so　good.　ｉ　like　you.can　you　be　my　friend!?!?

by　the　way,Are　you　real　hikky?!?!

fuck off right now, fourteen boy.
and you must not come here again.
your friends exist only in your mind.
no one here cannot be your friend.

>>296
why you say in such a rude manner?
you should treat a young boy kindly

>>295
hi! I'm not 294 but you can talk to me anytime!
but it may a little difficult for you to write English sentence.
if you have nothing to do, come here and write something to improve yout English!

× yout
○ your

i　dont　like　you.

fuck　YOU!!!
there you go.
i think　you　have　 　hated　or　discriminatedagainst.

YOUR　mind　is　abnormal.

P.S.
i'm　not boy.

>>297
THANKS!!　i'm　happy.

>>289
It was imperative that I get my point across.

Why do we never leave our rooms?
I'm SO FUCKING SCARED

>>296
"no one here cannot be your friend" is a double negative.
It means that everyone here can be your friend.

>>300
me too!
since there are alot of offensive people, you have to be careful.
ok?

>>302
Yes, you're clever.
I would tell you all that everyone can be friend with each other,
with a style "tsun-dere".

>>302
ya, but double negative phrases sometimes are
used for emphasizing a negative sentence, right?
the way is a kind of slang though..

whatever, >>304 warota.

>>303
OK!

i　wanna　be　with　you.

14 girl seems not depressed

I too think so.
She comes here just only to make fun of us hikkies, I guess.

>>308
but there is nothing to be offend
if she did like that.
she is just only 14 of innocence.

ah, forget about the name of 168 ↑
I had a mistake..

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
HIKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOD EEEEEEEEEEEEEVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!
Are you hikkying? And enjoying your hikky life?
We hikkies are the very GOD!!!
Don't be deressed!! Even if your future seems to be so dark!!
We can become the light which shine upon ourselves!!
Because, just, WE ALL ARE HIKKIES!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>311
hehe.. I wonder what makes you so high, buddy...
just calm down and tell me how did ya get sappy like that.

>>289
I said that twice cus it was important.

I must age this thread.
Or, this thread will dat-ochi because of crowd of zatsudan-thread.

Hoshu is the most important thing to keep this thread alive

save

American hiki here. Hello 2ch.

good morning hiki(s)

well, I've bin thinking about a way to escape from hikkying..
what do you say if I mention that we might be able to get in the society
when we stop jerking?
that is the fucking deal, is it?
it's the time to stop jerking now.
get the fucking out of your room and hit on some hot bitches right now, peaops.
anyway, I haven't jerked with myself since this morning.
now I feel different world and I can see the new sight that is something indescribable.
y'all had better catch up with me soon as you can.

>>319
Recently I started masturbating every couple of days, instead of daily. I'm not sure if it makes one more social, but I get better orgasms.

>>320
man, so what should I fucking do for improve this miserable situation?
I hate my life. I ain't confident in maself any more.
I ain't even love me at all.
but it's not a bad idea to get better orgasms. nice.

>>321
I can't tell you what to do because I don't know what your situation is like, and I know it's tough in Japan because they shun hikkies.

Why not find a new hobby? Something for you to practice to gain confidence.

ここ英語のスレだと聞いてやってきました(^-^)ｂ


俺も仲間に入れてよ(^-^)

挨拶は日本語てOKなの？

>>323
FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW

>>322
a new hobby? except jerking off?
then, how about collecting dirty videos
which under 15 girls appear in
and choking the chicken?

by the way, I'm just wondering you really are American or not...
how do you know this terrible thread in 2ch..?

>>323
hi! you can come to this thread anytime you want!
it is desireble more and more people join this thread!!

>>326
No, you're wrong.
We must force out those who come here with malice to invade this sacred thread.

よくわからんけど、まぁよろしくな!!!

早速だがお前らの好きな芸能人を教えてくれ

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

>>329
なんだおまえ？俺と戦争する気か？

LOVE ＆ PEACE

>>330
yo, do not even try or you might get fucked up, sucker.
and you are the type to lose a fight even with a pussy.
didn't you realize that this thread is for the sake of English.
I am really sorry for you've got mentally ill.
poor ya mom may regret not having aborted you.

>>332
if you feel sorry for 330, you should not say such offensive things
he may be a victim of corrent bad society

>>333
come on, I was just joking.
it was a kinda way to show affection for'im.
he's gonna be my man, and so are you.
sometimes there's a sort of friend ship caused by an argument, right?
you know what I'm sayin, after all, I am the one of those victims.

anyway, I like talking to weird peops like 330 and respect them.
and I also like a sweet hearted person like you.

>>325
Collecting those videos would be nice, but I prefer loli instead of real girls.

I really am American. A new board opened on 2ch for English speakers. There was a post about it on 4chan, my home.

I looked around 2ch, found a hikki board, and found this thread.

>>335
loli animations? hehehe, what the fuck.
I totally dig them. I really am all over them, bro..
I did not know that the board for english speakers.
now I'd like to check it out. whats the name of the board?

>>336
Anime girls have better personalities than real girls.

The English speaking board is called dejima, I believe.
http://bubble6.2ch.net/dejima/

>>337
thanks. actually I'd checked the board out once..lol
the guys on the board are using high level english
so i could not keep up with them.
um, I have to keep studying more and more..

>>338
You should stay. Most people will welcome Japanese 2ch posters no matter how skilled their English is.

If some of the threads are difficult, make one that is simple. I'm sure someone will want to chat. :)

You might want to wait a couple of days for some of the trolls to leave.

おまえらなにじん？

>>334
hahaha...
your way of showing affection is unique
it's tsun-dere style, isn't it?
you have warm heart!!

Yandere > Tsundere

Hello,I am E.S.S.
Could you tell me the good way of learning English?

Make friends with somebody who speaks english online.

try Skype

I hate Skype.

does it cost to use Skype?

>>347
Calling people on Skype is free. You only pay to call telephones. Toll free calls are free.

Really? its incredible! I will try it soon.

Oyasmi

>>349
then, have you found some friends?

I cannot talk even on Skype...

>>352
there's messenger in the application.
you can hit somebody up without voices.

I always hesitate to communicate with others.

me too

nothing is more difficult than talk to unknown people, especially foreign people

Don't you think it's easier to talk to fellow hikkies? They might understand your fears.

But I avoid talking whenever possible. Posting on the Internet is fine with me.

I am proud of you guys for not only speaking a foreign language, but wanting more practice, too! I respect that. :)

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|　　,,ノ(､_, )ヽ､, 　 :::|
|　　　ト‐＝‐ｧ' 　 .:::|
＼　　/　 ノ=´　 ::／
／｀ーヽノ--一''´＼


497 ：生活保護男：2008/06/24(火) 15:27:36 ID:GY4gBPQH0
空想ばかり書いてないで、早く通報しなよ。
どうせ、できないし、不正受給じゃないから問題ないし
とにかく、口だけじゃなくやってみな。

I've been crying all day. Am I alone never ever?? I have a dream. I want talk with somebody.

this thread deserves better.

why do people who are here try to use english?

what's your goal?

There is no goal.

>>361
at least, acquiring English ability is not goal but only means.

>>359
oh... cheer up please.
I can't do anything for you, but I hope you get over your difficulties

>>357
and you deserve to be respected.
>>359
so, could you tell me what your dream is?
then I may be able to guide you in your problem.
>>361
I am trying to discover the goal or something.
I believe having higher level English skill gains my confidence more.

moon light will lighten you hiki's future brilliantly

et alors donc il
fait chaud pres ici mais je
suis fou de vous mais vous, vous

>>363
means! how do you make use of the means?
>>364
The skill must give you a lot of confidence.

>>366
english de ok

>>367
our daily life is flooted with many chance of using English!

I still am living... without meaning.

probably, “I am still living.. without meaning”＾＾）

why don't you post more?

Because we have no time to post and discuss.

>>373
really? you seem to have tremendous time to use 2ch!

I'm sorry, unlike you, I don't want to spend precious time on worthless things.
You should stay here until you die.

The Internet is a great time waster.

>>375
Ouch...

>>375
wow, you are good at telling a lie.
don't disguise yourself!

Lie? I told you a lie?
Haha, I guess, you might just see a dream.

To write English is very difficult :(
I must study English harder than the past T_T

>>380
I think “Writing English is...”is more appropriate than “To write English is...”.
（maybe I'm wrong.）

>>381
>>380
It would be better to say:

Writing in English is very difficult.
I must study harder than I used to.

>>382
thank you！

>>383
You're welcome. :)

How good English learners!

night sleeping ･･･

Recent terrible hot and humid climate robbed me of reasoning.

hikies should write down more because hikies have a lot of time.

I have a headache

age, age, and age

hey, hikkies, don't you talk with me?

chat with jabberwacky. it's a interesting chat bot (AI)

Speaking of chat program,
the editor "Emacs" has a chat bot program, called "doctor", in itself.