ヒッキーが英語でしゃべるスレ part2

Let's speak Englsh!

Let's study English!

前スレ
http://etc.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/hikky/1072547038/l50

>>1

Good job!

sex

All right,ret's do it!

xsports

>>1
GJ!!

stund English! English!!
Hello
my neme is nanasi
you are?

(こんな挨拶しか解らない。ここに常住できるように
英語勉強します)

>>6
Hi, nanasi.
Nice to meet you.
How do you do?
I am Mr. TOEIC450.

Let's study English with me!

English is the most important language in the world.
I think that ability of speaking (or reading )English helps us.

>>6

I recommend these sites to you.

http://www.excite.co.jp/world/
http://www.alc.co.jp/

Please use these sites to improve your ability of English!

>>8
Take out the buttocks. I want your buttocks.

Are you a hikky?

>>7-8
Thank you very much.
Instantly, it uses translation HP.
I study one by one [ word ].

What's new?

This looks Part2.

I don't think so.
そうは思わないな

I think it's good.
いいと思うよ

what do you think of this Syrah?
このシラー、どう思う？

What is Syrah?

What does mean 'Syrah'?

I think this thread is no longer exist.

>18
What do you mean???

>>19
I want to eat your feces.

>>16-17
The name of wine.

look

how do i look?
（格好は）どう？

he looks like a ninja.
彼は忍者みたいに見える

人を誉めるときにlookを使うといいらしい

You look like learning English.

Fuck you
ってどういう意味？

俺の座右の銘
Ｓｔｉｎｇの　Englishman in New York の中の一節
「Do yourself, no matter what they say」

相手を罵る時の言葉。

俺の座右の銘
A gentleman will walk but never run

俺の座右の銘
ｋiss your ass

>27
それ言うなら、Kiss my ass! でしょ。

ｵｰｵｱｲﾑｴｰﾘｱﾝ♪ スティングはｶｺｲｲよなぁ

LOVE ME LOVE ME〜♪

It's automatic

fuck me fuck me

good night

Are you nuts?

seen
〜用に思われる

it is ok.
it seems ok.

>>34
so are you
lol

床屋の英語は困りますね。
Well done って一言言えば大丈夫です。

The moon is shining brightly tonight！

It's　never too late to mend.

This is the moment for decision

Ahchoo！

I am aware conscions of my faults.

Ahchoo!!

Are you a sneezer?

Do you have hay fever?

Ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ？

>>46
What?

I am big head

"Stand up, please. Good morning everyone"
"Good morning MrYamada"
"Mm-hu, sit down please"


Goodnight to me.
I'm going to bed now.

"Text page,24. repeat after me. It's your turn to go through hell"
"It's your turn to go through hell"
"again"
"It's……

Goodnight everyone.

>46
Do you understand?

No

Yes

FUCK　ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAKA?↑

>>55
Your head is feces.

>>55
HAHAHA！！Kiss my ass！

feces　＝　unko ?

By the way, what is carried out after this today?

>>58
Well, it is the Internet all day long. It rests from tomorrow, however nothing is not done. It is too free!

Is also everybody fairly free?

I do only masturbation.

It is an excrement foolish guy in death.

acting in a play of its own writing -- tired with labor

I am the student who lives in South Korea.
I abhor Japan. However, I wish to marry Japanese people and to live in Japan in the future.

You are already dead.

>>64
What do you think about Mr. Kim Jong Il?

>>64
What is the reason you hate Japan?

>>66
I am a Japanese in fact.
ちょっと質問いいか？
皆は翻訳機使ってこのスレに書き込んでるんだよな？

>>68
Go fuck yuorself.

>>68
It does not use in translation etc.

Is it meaningless if it is writing using the translator?

もうわけわかんね
勘弁してくれ('A`)
64の文はジョークだから

Was it in the translator etc.?

I am talking using this.
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/

>>74
That site's translation is quite ambiguous and uncorrect.

So you should use secondarily, I think.

>>75
Thank you for advice.

おい、君達ぃー、英語勉強するなら

「NHKの１００語で英会話」みれぇ〜
　火曜日〜金曜日　夜11：00〜11：10
　　　　　　　　　　　昼間　時間忘れた　　
　日曜　　　　　　　　朝7：30　〜8：10
　
杏さゆりたんがアシしてるぞ。

Hi! i'm glad to meet you.
just call me "uchii", ok?
if you are interested in learning English,
turn on TV, and enjoy NHK programs.
(* refer to 77th. )

頑張って英語を習得し、英語で独り言がいるようになろう！



他人と意思の疎通を図るなんて、、、とてもとても。。。。。。

あげ

How are you doing today?

i'm fine.　just killing time.
what have you been doing ?

all what i do is jerk off

may i ask you something?
have we met anywhere before?

>>83
jerk ? what that meen?
can you teach me ?

teach what?

i just smug the monkey lol

>>84
??? maybe you are a stranger to me.
what your name?

"jerk" it's meen what?

why do i tell you my name?
here is a anonymouse web site, isnt here
so i never give the shit to you lol

i'm in the second grade in the junior high school.
i learn English there.
i wanna speak great English like you.
What is the best way to learn English?

duno but just studing English
its the shitest language in the world thou

duno？？？thou?
you speak difficult words that i don't know
what do they mean？?

*dunno
it means "dont know"
thou = though
its short cut

or for internet somthing i guess

oh,i see thanks.
It is difficult to speak English..........
and make myself understood......in English
i can't know some sentences without using a dictionary....
Do i speak good English?

uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh,shit!!fuck you out!!!96

I'm all fucked up mate,
I think I'm completely stoned and confusing,,,

ne1 playing mmorpg here??

>>90
>What is the best way to learn English?
so... i don't know, but one idea would be....
how about having pen-friends ?
from my experience, it's better.
anyway now do your best at school
and go abroad in the near future.
that's all !!!

Good Luck !

>>93
Wow!!! "dunno" ??? it's over my head. hahaha

we don't need difficult word for speaking English.
simple is best!!!

>>95
you can. i promise.
you're still young,
so there's no need to rush.
take your time, OK?

I'm omanko.haha,what is EIGO？

>>103
you Mr. Omanko Man ?
it's great!
i've never seen Omanko Man in Japan.

I know PussyMan who produces many Adult films in the U.S..

That's fine.

>>104
Your head seems to be feces.

しょ−もな

Hey whatssup, Im actually living in the U.S. right now.
Yeah somewhere in the big city.I got my apt close to gay town.
Im a fuckin looser here. I was not like this shit before.
U.S. isn' good place guys. People are very very snobbish.
people U.S. sucks.
I just wanted to say whatssup. if you are keep staying in your house.
its alright that's totally understandable. just listen music a lot.
makes you comfortable.Okay, Im gonnna take off, be safe.
peace out.

>>107
Bingo !!! so i'm depressed.
why don't you know ?

>>109
people U.S. sucks
→people in U.S. suck
If you are keep staying
→If you keep staying
just listen music
→just listen to music
hi everyone. its time to talk about structuralism (^^)
come join us here ↓
http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/philo/1084686926/

Enjoy The Game !

by Matsui

Hi,guys!
I haven't been able to go out of my house(actually, even my room!)
since 3years ago. In Japan, people call the man like me "Hickey".
The name "Hickey" sounds hip though it is really meserable being Heckey.
I used be an able and kind a out going man....but...sometihing inside me has changed...
....deadly....I mean, I have been really dead! Oh, boy! What was happened inside me?
I need your help! Somebody help me! Is anybody out there?

I　Go　To　Univers。

I am came home from Univers.

sayonara.

Some of you speak English very well.
By the way, do you use a dictionary when you write in this thread.

>>108
you may be given a death.
in this thread,mustn't speak other langurge for inglish.

Do you like Hikky?
I like Hikky
me hikky you are Hikky

>>115
Oh, you scared me!

>>119
I share your deep sorrow

It's reining cats and dogs!

>>121
Thank you.

Could you tell me the way to 2ch?

>>124
Hy, it's jast funny as fuck!

Can everyone tell me your TOEIC score?

Fuck how am I supposed to know?

TOEIC is difficult.

Man, wold you shut the fuck up?

Ｉ　can do it !!

Dude!!

I want to die. There is no valid meaning. Good-bye. I am the person disliked most in the world. Good-bye.

i was a hickey til year 2001. when i was a hickey, i remember i used to play playstation for at least 12hrs everyday.
i pretty much had unlimited amount of money supply frm my parents,
and i was also given a creditcard so i could order games on the internet.
when i waz fresh new to this hickey social group, i was like "man this is fuken awesome! i dont hav to do shit to get al the stuff i want!".
i remember the guys i knew back from jr high looked so fuken stupid cos they had to go to stupid high skool everyday while
i waz playing my favorite playstation games in my room. they also had to get a part time
job n work 15 hrs or something a week for months to save up enough money to buy themselves a new computer or a playstation game
while i waz just given al dat for doing sweet fuk all!
then i started realising things lke "those guys are fuken stu-fuken-pid!"thing was just an illusion, it waznt real.
really i waz just left behind. den i started worrying more and more, and it was becoming more like a pressure.
i saw scary dreams everytime i was asleep.
i used to freak myself out and start screaming for no reason.
after a couple of years of that shit, i finally decided to get back into the real world, to have an ordinary life that everyone else has.
i go to skool now. ive got lots of friends now.(ive even got a girlfriend now!)
but something is still not right. im stil depressed. maybe i am a failure no matter what i do.
my life is still pointless and worthless. i really miss hickey life i feel like going back there again.
im fucked up. i dont even kno why im living this stupid fuken life for.
what am i? am i for real? distinguish between reality and imagination or illustion. at the end i dun even give a fuk.
i sound lke im a hardout skitz huh.

too long

what does mean "those guys are fuken stu-fuken-pid!"?

>>135
"those guys are fuckin stupid"

>>133
You did a good job. Thank you.
I found many strange words like "fuken" or "hardout skitz".
Please tell me the means.

I envy your life because you have a girlfriend.
But you think hikky life is better, don't you?
If you think so, I really want to be a true hikky.(In fact, I'm a sham hikky, sorry.)

>>137
"fuken" = fuckin'
"hardout" = "real" in this case
"skitz" = schizophrenia

i just cant be bothered with everything.
im gonna hang myself soon. bye i really enjoyed being a residence of hikky board

y dont u save and go to a country where japanese yen is ten or more times stronger?
u can be a hikky there i guess

CLOSE　2U　　ｗ

This is fucking mad...

A meaning is not understood.

I cannot make a living any longer.

Please do not come out and search to a trip.

i strongly think that, because you guys have plenty of time, you
should learn english a lot and finally become a translator. if you read
any of those translator's threads you will know that they never
have to go out of their house and can work at home.
it is such a good job for hikkies.
Wage is very reasonable, though it is dependent on the amount of the work.
ヒッキーはあまりある時間を使って勉強して翻訳者になったほうがいいと
思います。　家からまったくでないで仕事できるし、収入は仕事の
量に応じてですがそれなりに悪くないです。

I want job.

Cross the Rubicon!

I ｄone handcuffed lightning!

I go for an walk after a long time.

intend to be a virgin until one gets married.

teach me…

Ro-maji mo OK ni simasen ka?

iiyo iiyo-

>>153
Tnx.
I'm English, Japan Ro-maji, mix.

orz
(E)sudey English.
(J)damepo.
(E)radio. music.
(J)kiite bakkari de nantoka kikeru youni natta kedo.
(E)I don't have a very large English vocabulary.
(E.J)vocabulary huya sa nakereba.

I am unko comming.

I wont tinpo.

Windows.

I cannot beat myself can I ？

I'm beatls

>>158
yes, you can.
life is always fighting.

Isn't hikky board confortable to stay?

I ate only a bowl of rice last evening.
But I ate other dishes.

I musterbated and felt good.

I went out to buy a porngraphy last night , but I couldn't find
favorite one.

Isn't porn of peepingtom good?

I have bitten my tongue and it haven't recovered yet.

I haven't slept last night.So I wanna sleep.

I couldn't access with internet yesterday.I wonder why.

What is today's breakfast?

Go upward.

Fixing the bycicle was good.

Can no one use English?

No newspaper yesteyday.

Fried potato makes vigor.

I wanna eat fried potatos and onions.

I only imagine salty potato and I come to be able to stand.

I mistaked.
I only imagine salty potato and I come NOT to be able to stand.

I feel good for some reason.

I want to eat salt.

Culpis is good.

CowPiss

It's a not culpis.
It's a seishi(w

Calpis.

Not a happy Man.

Now　I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I　should die before I wake
I pary the Lord my soul to take

excrement It mistook. break someone
Shoot to death.

No! Don't go!

Hikikomori is not changing constantly.

Thinking of you, wherever you are.


We pray for our sorrows to end
and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now I will step forward to realize this wish.


And who knows :
starting a new journey may not be so hard
or may be it has already begun.


There are many worlds,
but they share the same sky――
one sky, one destiny.

>>189 !
Oh my god ......xyz (*ﾉﾉ)

I want to go to Heaven in summer, I hope I will be able to go

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　　　　　　　　　 ,イノヽ、 （　`ｰ､ﾄ､　 ,ｲ　人　　　 　 ヽ
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　 ヽヽ ）ヽ(_　　　 　 　 , -─‐- ､`"´　　 　 l　　　　let's get started Ready Steady Go
　　 ヽ､__,ﾉ　　　 　 　 /ｰ──-- ｀ゝ 　 　 ,' 　　　　　　　　　
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A-ha!!Σ……I can't speak English…!
and hischool “moudamepo”

Typhoon is gone. Sun is back. Maybe it is summer
starting !

What do you think ?

I hate sun.
I hate rain.
I hate summer.

ビッチがっ！！！！

I went to Asia University to have the TOEIC test.
It is very difficult.
I was hungry and sleepy.
So I died.

tukaretayo maman
kouyatte nani mo sinai hi ga tuduku to are dayone.
stady English siteru noka nani siterunoka wakannaiyo.
hutuu ni site tte ittemo sa mou modorenai yo.
a- mukasi ni modoritai to omowanai kedo
naoru noha muri da rouna.
datte kioku tosite nokotteru kara.
sikata nai yo ne.
sikata nai.
hito no koto kinisuruna tte iwaretemo mou muri dayo.
koudou sunai nomo koudou.
sinai toiu sentaku wo sitamade kana.
itiou hosyu age

kitto jikan ga iyasite kureru no wo matu koto da.
gorou san mo soto dereru youni natta si.
ore mo dekiru to omou.
kitto

ro-majijan.

This is a pen.

Adapt and overcome

Surumeika is oisui

でぃす いず あっぷる

test

　　　　　What is this, a meeting of the ugly convention?

Omaera nani ittennda?

Nihonngo syabere!!!

Fuck you!!

I want to die.

Me, too.

until the day I die・・・

>>210
I wanna see your blood.
By the way, how do you die?

unko？