英語で会話するスレッド

Let's start!!

fuck

go home

ミ☆ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,｡･:*:･ﾟ'☆,｡･:*:　　Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ﾐ☆　　　　　　　　　　　　　What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
　　　　　,｡･:*:･ﾟ'☆,｡･:*:　　　　　　へﾍ　　　　　　　　　Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　/〃⌒⌒ヽ　　　　　　O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
　　　　≡≡ ☆　　　　　　　　　　〈〈 ノﾉﾉﾊ)）)　　　　　And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|ヽ||´ ∀｀||　　　　　Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂[ﾘ∨╂ﾘ]つ　　　　O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
　 ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__ﾘ /ﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘ.＿　　　O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
／／／／／／／／／／／／／／ 'Ｕ Ｕ ／／＼
／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／　　　＼
／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／／　　　　　　＼
⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒───―――

じすいずあぺん。

フェラチオって何語？

>>6
大日本帝国語

だんご。

L got to USA

Why do we have to talk in English?
If you wann practice your English, go to English board where you can have this kind of topics for a dime.
And what's the subject here anyway?

>>10
I want to discuss the gaming industry in English!!
That's why!!
If you have no interest in this topic, stop meddling and go somewhere else.

>>11
I is pencil! great final fantasy!!

------------------ZA END-----------------

Whatever.. you crybaby.
It's only a matter of time before this thread is filled with stupid cussing words such as "fuck" or "shit."

final answer?

Sega sex is a square?

>>14
I would not care if this topic were devastated.
To tell the truth, I like chaos... It is why I frequent 2ch so often.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

Gorverment Fuck you ....

Toitumetai

>>12
Really? Are yuu pencil?

You is a big fool men. hehehe

>>21
Hijyouni natukashi

You is big fool man.
you never come this. hahaha.

I can speak don't is me first later,in the kitchen.

Japanece only.

Japanese only.

Bump

I have a pen.

Come on people don't be shy.

gameboy

Alright people let's have a little more meaningful conversation shall we?
Let's see.. How about talking about your favorite game of all time?
Mine is definitely Final Fantasy 7.
It's so breathtaking and interesting that I played it all day and night.
Well that's it. What's yours?

All your base are belong to us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha...

>>30
Are you crazy?Final Fantasy is nothing more than a piece of trash.No question.I even think this game disgraced the reputation which its preceeding croppings had earned.
I couldn't stand the atmosphere this game had... dark, dismal and most of all, "futuristic" world view.It's far from what its title says,"Fantasy," don't you think?
And after that,Square has gone down the primrose path as you all know.How can you call praise this abominable game?I can't believe you.

How can you call praise this abominable game?
→How can you praise this abominable game?

Well its my personal opinion so it doesn't matter how you feel about this game.
This game gave me a lot of entertainment and that's all I need to call this game my favorite.
Would you please stop opposing to others' opinions cuz they're none of your business.

Eat shit and die!!

Tenpura

the fellows of this SURE cannot do English at any rate, either

英語で会話してる奴と意味不明な単語の羅列しかできない馬鹿のギャップが面白いな。

>>38
Oh please don't say such mean things. Your harsh comment may keep everyone away.
This thread is for people who are interested in talking in English and want to improve proficiency of it like myself.
Anybody is welcome. So please don't be shy.

>>39 is me, of course.

I tee you she.

ＧＵＮＤＡＭ

I wonder how do you get to speak English so well.
Please tell me.

SPELL MISS!!しちゃった！

>>38
Omaemona

Where did you go tom?

tom has gone to tomb.

オーイエース

watashi no ie wa kanemochi desu

>>47 Don't say such a thing even as a joke.
Don't you see what he said at >>39? "Don't be offensive!!"
If you can't keep the rule,you have no right to stay here.
He is very good fella,so there is no reason to hate him.

Piror talk is convinient to learn English sufficiently(w

(w

↑

By the way tom, my favorite game of all time is Chrono Trigger.
I'd never seen such a magnificent piece of artwork as a game.
But I hate the sequel (Chrono Cross)
It just ruined the beautiful memory of Chrono Trigger.

>>50
There is no rule in 2ch.

>>54
YES!!Yes there is if the topic starter stated it clearly.
In this thread you may behave mischeivously (I'm not sure but tom seems to like it)
But you can never break that fundamental rule.
Got it?

コインいっこいれる

>>54
"Don't be offensive!!" is TOM's will.

Fathermore,2ch has rule!!
Don't you know?

>>55
I think 捨てハン did not understand you..

I agree (wara

>Fathermore,2ch has rule!!

I've completely forgotten that.. Thanks for noticing me.
But hey,if there is the basic rule of 2ch itself and the topic starter's additional rule,it's like this topic is protected double isn't it?
Oh please don't say "it's just a tom's will." I know it, but IMO people who write in one thread should keep the rule voluntarily that the topic starter made.
We should have a little respect for him.

I wrote >>60 as you can see.

lol

日本的棒球団歓迎

すいませんついていけません
限界ッス

>>64 is not ME

>>61
I'm sorry but I can't understand"it's like this topic is protected double isn't it?
".
Please write more easily.

age

So, What are you guys talking about ? Ha ?

shuutou?

What's shuutou ?

>>69
In akeita,someone tried to write "糸冬",but he had written "終冬".
So,we came to write "終冬"instead of"終了"to make fool of him.
OK?

I got it. I saw that often in galge, They also said onnadai instead of "hajime".
Anyway, shuutou !

>>38
Are you fool?
Designs of this thread mustn't be such a stupid one.
That must be based on proper calculations. e.g.angles.

Thank you Dora for taking the part of me.
And BEGGINER,it's best if everyone follow the rule defined by Hiroyuki but reality is far from ideal.
Thence it's necessary for someone to warn people lest they don't forget there is the rule of 2ch.
I believed it was my role in this case.
About kidding around here, it's no problem at all as Dora said. Go ahead have fun as you like.
But please don't be mean. That's the basic rule.

Well then let's get back to the original topic. Does everyone agree about my suggestion to talk about the favorite game of all time?
I assume everyone does cuz nobody raised objection and Dora deigned to answer my question.
Dora, you love Chrono Trigger, eh? It's my second best! (sorry my best is Final Fantasy7 and I can't yield about that(^^;)
Especially I love the music it have. It's just scrumptious...
I hope I will also know other guys' favorites. Don't be shy!
See ya.

HEY!
BOB!!

×lest they don't forget there is the rule of 2ch.
○lest they forget there is the rule of 2ch.
Don't blame me! I was in hurry(^^;

>>73
:-p

tomよ、今の時間帯では>>74や>>76が限界だ。（俺もな
また他の時間帯に望みを託してくれ。

My favorite is Death Crimson.

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Dear Tom,

I shouldn't said like this but, You shouldn't use "be mean" in your worlds.
The rule made by people are always far from ideal( Do you know what ideal means ?)

I disagree your opinion, If you want to talk about your favarite game, why don't you go your
home boad (maybe stupid FFDQ) , instead of here. I think this board is not designed for FF :-(

And I would say both FF7 and Chrono trigger are SUCKS, You are "ITTE YOSHI !!! "

Disconnect your modem, and hang yourself.

Seems like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed doesn't it?
>You shouldn't use "be mean" in your worlds.
I don't understand what you are trying to say at all, but probably you don't even know what "mean" means do you?
Well in this case, mean is standing for "nasty," "unkind" or something like that.
>Do you know what ideal means ?
Oh please don't make me laugh.. Judging from his English, it's impossible for him not to know such a basic word.
In contrast yours is just full of errors in grammer and awkwardness and in some parts YOUR ENGLISH DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
Poor little child.. Maybe you don't even have ability to comprehend you're an retarded aren't you?
You'd better stay out of this, since your English is not enough to challenge him.

About talking about favorite games here, I think this board is the most suitable one because the topic "discussing gaming matters in English" is something special that does not belong to any other boards except for this board.
And, if you don't like FF7 or CT, why don't you ignore them and talk about your own favorite?
You're under not obliged to talk about those ones, nor are you forced to talk about the subject tome suggested.
Grow up kid.

>>80 is to >>79

>>79
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS "SURE" WHY DON'T YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE,YOU DEMENTED BRAT!!

I WISH YOU WILL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH LONELY AND MISERABLY!!!

AND I CAN ASSURE YOU NOBODY WOULD MISS IF YOU DIED!

SO GO AHEAD, COMMIT SUICIDE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHHEHEHEHEEE

正直、ここの厨房達の英語のレベルについていけなくて鬱入ってます。

ｑｗｅｆくぁえふぁｗｅｒｔｆｇｗ４えｇｔｆ４ｗ２

oh,nihongo wakaranai...

>>80
だからここの厨房に英語で議論なんて無理なんだってば・・・
君もちょびっとしミスしてるよ。
aren't youとかunderとか・・・
まあ外人でも適当に書けばこれぐらいミスるらしいけど。

The air seems to be stagnant here. Let me suggest another topic.
Well, what do you say to pretending to be a game character?
OK I'm gonna show you an example.. Like this

Oi! What the bloody hell is going on here?
If you don't tell me right now, I'll kick your sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!

http://www.excite.co.jp/world/text/

>>86
Ha ? Why don't you write in English ? Peanuts ?

Dear Dora,

Are you foolish? Why can't you understand such a thing, either?
Your mother seemed to be very happy when you were born.
Still, it is not late. Turn off a modem and hang a head.
Wholly, it is pleased.

/ 　＿＿＿＿＿／
| 　|　　　　 　　 |
| /　┛ 　　┗ 　|
(6 　　(･)　 (･)　|
| 　　　　 つ　　　| 　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| 　　　＿＿＿__） 　＜ It kills in you, the hit!!
＼ 　／ 　　＼ 　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　＼――――）

Very shit!!!! Behind nakano!!!!

誰かがベッドの間違っている横に起きたように、見える、それは行わない?
使用してはなりません「中間です」あなたの世界の中で。
私は、あなたがいずれにしても何と言おうとしているか理解しません。
しかし、恐らく、どの「中間の」手段があなたを行うかさらに知りません。
この場合わき出る、中間、立っている、のために「汚い」、「不親切な」あるいはそのようなもの。
知っていますか、どんな理想、手段?おお、私を笑わせないでください..
彼の英語から判断して、そのような基礎的な単語を知らないことは彼に不可能です。
対照的に、あなたのものは、grammerと無器用におけるエラーでちょうどいっぱいで、
いくらかの中でYOUR ENGLISH DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALLを分割します。
貧しい小さな子供..恐らく、あなたを理解する能力がさらにありません、
1つの、遅らせられた、でない?あなたの英語が彼に挑戦するのには十分ではないので、
この外にとどまったほうがよい。ここの好きなゲームについて話すことに関して、
私は、このボードが最も適切なボードであると思います、
ので、トピック「賭け事問題について議論すること、の中で、英語」何かである、
このボードを除いて他のボードに属さないスペシャル。
また、FF7またはCTが好きでなければ、それらを無視しましょう。
また、自分のお気に入りについて話しますか。あなたは下にいます、
それらのものについて話す必要がなかった、および、あなたである、
示唆された主題大冊について話すために強要しました。
大人らしく振る舞ってください(キッド)。

>>93
warata

>>90
Some people can't even understand sarcasm...
He says "in some parts your English doesn't make sense," in other words, your English proficiency is not enough to make yourself understood in English.
And this time, your English looks to be more incomprehensible. Mumbo-jumo.
If you still think you're smarter than Dora or tom after reading their English,
I have to say you're retarded. Seriously. You're the stupidest kid I've seen in my whole life.

In addition, all you can do is just cursing everyone in your stupid, immature English right?
Give it up, little fry, no matter how hard you try, you always end up making us laugh...
It seems it's too much for you to argue in English.
Better not get a finger in the pie and better go play your Nintendo or something.

>>90 Why do you use "Dear" to someone despite the fact you're trying to abuse him?
Are you crazy?

Ladies and gentlmen, lasses and lads!
It's time for us to masturbate!!!!!
2

＞９５　きつい事言うな。あんまり厨房からかうなよ。　っていうか、
I'm afraid that not only he can't write understandable English, but also he don't understand your English because yours is too difficult for him.
You had better write in simpler terms for him.(lol

誰か訳せ

100!! 1000

bump

I'll be back.

>>102
Aren't you back yet?

I'm here, go ahead.

>>102
Can I ask you some questions?
What kind of games do you like?
Is there your favorite game genre in particular?
How old are you? Are you a student? If so, what school are you going?
How do you feel about the tragic event of Sep. 11?
Do you believe in militarism? Or are you a peaceful person?
Oh there are much much more things I want to ask...
For the time being, please answer the questions above.

>>105 CHIZ! I ALSO WANT TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS!

>>102 ARE YOU A MINOR? OR AN ADULT? IF MINOR, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL?
ARE YOU SCHOOL PHOBIC? IF ADULT, YOU'D BETTER NOT SLACK!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? NORTH? SOUTH? URB? SUBURB?
OH PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I'M ITCHING TO KNOW MORE OF YOU.

Hey guys don't tease him.(lol He must be embarrassed.

>102 Seems like you're a fan of Terminator 2 doesn't it?
Do you like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Do you wanna be a mucho-man like him?
Are you doing any sport?
What kind of clubs do you belong?None?

Hehe.. Just kidding.
(But it will be higly appreciated if you answer those..

What the hell is going on here?

FUJIYAMA GEISHA SUKIYAKI !

ＯＭＡＥＭＯＮＡ！

このスレいいな。
英語がわからんから、煽られても全然平気だぞ。

I'm back.
>>105
Personally I like the fighting game. Not a bloody one.
About private questions I can't answer.
And I feel really sorry for the victims of that terrorists' attack.
I always wish they all shall rest in peace in heaven ,saying my prayers before I go to sleep.
Though I feel indignant about terrorism, I can't decide America's whether military reprisal is necessary or not.

Now, I have to go again, being a pretty busy person.
As for rest of questions, I'll answer those later on.
Regards,
102

XAmerica's whether military reprisal
Owhether America's military reprisal

Leaving so soon?

Why 102, why are you leaving me?
You are free as a bird, elusive as a tree nymph....
However ardently I chase after you, you are always far far away...

きもいよ

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

>>116
Are you Mr.1? Ha-Ha-

omaera eigo namesugi

You may say I'm a dreamer♪

I don't like John,
my most favorite singer is Poal,
But...this song is special.OK?

Umm.....pikmin.

THE END

I am a boy! This is a octopus!

I'm glad if you will help.

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA ....

The young sexual organs in which I like a sexual act with a little
girl supremely are beautiful from a vine vine like a peach,
hypertrophy my lower half of the body, and are made to carry to a little girl's mouth.
I made the little girl lick one's penis, the top was arrived at,
and nebula liquid was poured in into a little girl's mouth. --

This is a pen!
I am a boy?

>>95の「マンボジャンボ」に爆笑。
実際にそんな言葉使うアホがいたとは・・ナイス。

>>125
ﾜﾗﾀ

>>126
君は>>90かな？（ぷ　馬鹿にされて悔しいのかな？
Mumbo-Jumboって結構使うよ？ホレ
http://www.google.com/search?q=mumbo+jumbo
bruhahaとかhullabalooとか英語って結構変な響きの単語多いからね。
厨房から見たら変に思うかもね。
っつーか、英語で反論したらどう？（藁

>>128
文意がわからないから単語に反応してるだけと思われ

Where has >>102 gone?
Why didn't he answer my question? If he should dislike me?
Oh then I must feel like my heart's gonna explode.
But I'll keep waiting for you.
Even if you never give the slightest attention to me...
Isn't it romantic?

１０２おおもてだな。
でも、きもい（藁

>>128
いや、初めてこのスレを見た人間だけど。
ってか、マンボジャンボ、ネタだと思った。中年とかしか使わないし。

ってか、俺ハーフだからさ。英語ペラペラだってば。

＞ってか、俺ハーフだからさ。英語ペラペラだってば。
英語しゃべってみてよ！（わくわく

>>133
yeah what?
well you wanna ask me a question or something?
you know i can't just start introducing myself this way..

>>134
do i have to ask you questions in English?
i guess i have to, so i'll try..
what kind of games do you like?

>>134
have you lived abroad? what's the nationalities of your parents?
sorry for my odd English.

>>134 How do you feel about the tragic event of Sep.11?
Do you believe in America's militarism?
Do you think we have to fight for justice with them?

>>132 ここは英語の練習場だからなんでも使わなきゃ。
死語ってわけでもないし。>>95が中年なんじゃない？（ｗ

yeah, ok.
i guess if i were to pick a favourite genre, it would
be those text based adventure games. especially detective ones.

i'm a lazy guy so i don't have the spirit to keep
on playing real long RPGs and shit. which i guess is the
wrong attitude to have towards playing games.

oh, well. who gives a fuck.

happy?

>>134
Which do you like, Japanese girls or White girls?
Are you handsome?

>>134
NO NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER IS WELCOME HERE!!

I WISH YOU WILL DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH LONELY AND MISERABLY!!!

AND I CAN ASSURE YOU NOBODY WOULD MISS YOU IF YOU DIED!

SO GO AHEAD AND COMMIT SUICIDE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHHEHEHEHEEE

ｺﾉｽﾚ ｵﾓｼﾛｰｲﾈ ﾜｼｮｰｲ

(;･∀･)ｽﾚﾁｶﾞｲ ﾀﾞｰﾖ

うおー質問攻めだな。おい。

>>136 yeah, i live in the UK right now. my dad's british/welsh
and my oka-san's nihonjin.

>>137 i'm not american, so i'm speaking from an outsider's
perspective but.. well yesturday, the british primeminister
Tony Blair announced that he will send british troops into Afghanistan.
Yeah, which caused a lot of reactions, and right now, outside my
window here, theres like a bunch of protesting students.

>>140
my girlfriend's japanese.
yeah, handsome. ofcourse.

>>143
I want to know what "Oi" and "Crikey" mean.
Please let me know. Thanks

>>143
I heard that English foods really sucks. Is that true?
Oh no offence, I've never eaten them so I just wanna know what they taste like..

Hey hey people don't bombard him with questions.
He can't deal with so many people at once.
Let's let him alone now.

>>144
"Oi" is the equivalent to オイ！ in japanese.
like "Oi mate!" is the same as うーっす！
"crikey"? never heard of that. i'll go ask the person sitting
away from me. so wait a second.
>>145
あーまずいよ。っていうよりは「イギリス料理」ってもの自体が
基本的に存在しない。でも朝ご飯はいい感じ。こっちの人は朝から
バカみたいに食う。oh, and you sound like my friend. はは。

Why don't you answer my questions?
I heard those are British words.. Am I wrong?
Well Okay, I'll look up those in an online dictionary or something..
If there is any

>>134
どんな単語を使おうが個人の自由と思われ。ネイティブスピーカーではないし細かいニュアンスとかはわからないさ。
アメリカ英語とイギリス英語さえかなり異なるそうですし・・

>>147 Oh I'm a little disappointed..
There is no such thing as British foods?
Well but I don't have to care since I will never have a chance to go there..
Anyway thanks! And be concerned about the mad cow desease!

>>149
ごめんね。でも「ナウい」って言ってるのと同じニュアンス。かな？
>>150
you tooってか？（藁
吉野家大丈夫なのかよ・・。
夏、安かったときめっちゃ行ってたのだが。

>>145
Oh I'm sorry. I got the meaning of Oi very well.
It's a pretty slangy word isn't it? Anyway thank you very much!
I will never rush you. I'll be waiting for Crikey.

I remember Kid in Chrono Cross was using "Oi."
Besides that, she uses so many Brisish-like words and phrases.
e.g.
"What the bloody hell.." of "flippin"
Mr. 134, do Briths people use this phrase instead of simple "What the hell.." ?

>>152
同じ部屋にいる人もワカンナイとか言ってた。
俺って育ちがいいからそういういけない言葉は知らないんだ（藁
うそうそ。
>>153
正解。でも俺は使わない。

Crikeyは英俗：驚き、不快を表す間投詞らしいですが・・・
完全イギリス育ち、または特定の地方とかしか使わないのかもね。

I like tennis.
Do you like penis?

>>155
Oh thank you! Now I can sleep sound in peace..
But of course I also thank you >>143! Toodle-oo!

>>156
I'm afraid you're confusing your number with >>145.
You're >>144 right?

Oh crikey I made the same mistake.. hahahahahahahahaha

まあ日本人としては凄く頑張ったよ　しえすた ◆Ja6TYjDA さんは

Inglese quanto non essendo capendo （・∀・）buono!!

Non posso parlare giapponese
ma posso parlare molto bene italiano. : )

Do you guys like literatures?
I do, but it seems little uns thease days hardly read books.
I suggest you to stop playing video games and read books!
It will be great help for you.

Personally I recommend "Anne of Green Gables," known as "赤毛のアン" in Japan.
If you're interested, you can read it here.
http://www.classicreader.com/read.php/sid.1/bookid.78

>>163
君ももう少し本読めば英語うまくなるかもね。
文章ぼろぼろだよ。

>>164
お前英語でなんか書いてみろ

>>164 どのへんか言ってもらえるとうれしい

>>165 or should i say 163?
what? why don't you say that in english, fucking dick head.
seriously, theres too many mistakes in your sentence to pick
out. need more convincing?

英語なんてわかんねーやﾍﾍﾍ
今は中国語が一番！
大家去世！

>>167 いいから間違いを言えよ猿

>>167
なんでそんなに怒ってんの？やな事あった？学校で虐められた？

Do you guys like literatures?
＞まず最後の「ズ」がいらない。
ってか、LITERATURE好き？っていう質問が不自然。

I do, but it seems little uns thease days hardly read books.
＞UNSって？THEASEって？
あとTHESE　DAYS　のあとにPEOPLEが入るっしょ。

こういうスレに付き物のうぜー知ったか厨房が増殖してきたな。
もう終わりだなここは。

>>171
ぷ
unはone,度々子供って感じの意味で使われる。
知ったかすんならそれぐらい知っとけよ。
あとこの場合主語はunだからpeopleなんていらねえよハゲ。
死んで来い

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>>171
どうもありがとう。literaturesについては変だなと自分でも思ってたがめんどくさいので調べなかった。
unはなんとなく使ってみたかった。
あとミスタイプぐらいは許してくれ。

知ったか厨房の末路は往々にして悲惨なものである。
-ぴろゆき

>>164 逃げるなよ

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Hello everyone!
I killed myself as you told me, and I feel like I'm pretty regenerated now.
Oh how wicked of me I insulted someone despite of my nonproficiency of English.
I know I have to endure any accusations against me.
I hesitate to say, but if you people generously forgave me, I think we whould chum together.
Sincerely yours,
164

ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!

>>179
Really? Did you die once?
Oh you scares me!No zombie is wanted here.
Go to Occult board or something like that.

you scares→it scares
I'm depressed, I feel like dying too!

NOT SO FAST!!

>>164
さらしあげ

Why? Why do you people hate each other?
Is it impossible for the dwellers in 2 ch to get along well with each other?
If so I really feel sorry for you...
Maybe it's because you couldn't get enough affection from your mother during your infancy.
This makes children unfeeling, crooked person.
I hope someday you will meet your real partner with whom you can learn milk of human kindness...

Methinks the aggressiveness of them is the way humans really are.
2ch, being an anonymous board, is only provoking the outburst of emotion.
Therefore you can not change their behavior since it is the elemental human nature.

YES!!I AGREE!!WE SHOULD ACT ON INSTINCT!!IT'S SO FUN!!

おはようございます。
今日は昼過ぎてから目が覚めました。
外は雨が降っていました。
ペットのジョンと散歩に行きました。
このちんぽ野郎。

Well well well.. What do we have here?
A retarded little boy who can't even read the title of this thread?
Scram, little brat... Nobody wants you here.

>>189
うるせー、ばか。

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>>186
Nay. The reason why 2ch's inhabitants are so offensive is because they are social outcasts who always feel they're not treated fairly.
But since they have no guts to retort back when they're insulted by someone, here is the only place to vent their anger.
However your claim that 2ch is acting as a trigger for the emotional outburst is true, undoubtedly.

YES EXACTLY.
2CH ADDICTS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF LOSERS, INCLUDING ME AND YOU!

私、英語わかんナーい。
ドイツ語にしましょうよ。

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You is a big fool.

HI there
what'u doin'?

Don't even associate yourself with me.
I scarcely come here, besides, I don't come here to let my frustrations out.
It is pathetic of you to be tough-talking only when you're on the Net!

今日天気わりーな、おい。

２００！！　１０００

Hey guys have you ever checked the notorious "Gaming Hadware Board?"
I'm really glad there is few demented kids from that board that are always yelling "Degawa" or "Ninshin" like some kinds of cult members.
They really make me sick.
In future we should never allow them to get into this board.
They're diseases of 2ch; it's plain as daylight.

LET'S SHIT ON THEM!!!

know know... i know.
the thread which resembled this very well is known.
that's located in the net game board.
mooooooven plz.
http://game.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/netgame/997001350/

What kind of idiot will move to another thread whose replies are fewer than the one which he is in now.
And that is in Netgame board which seems to be less suitable for talking about general topics.
To make matters worse, that thread is too old and inactive while this one is new and moderately active.
Sorry but we can't acceed to your request.

Good. Then all I shall do is go to the Delete Request Board and post a message requesting a deletion of this thread.
Farewell dorks!

HEY IT'S NOT FAIR.YOU CAN'T REQUEST THE DELETION OF THIS THREAD.
THERE ISN'T ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS THREAD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

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ahhhhhhhhhhh.
that thread(netgame bard's thread) is falle'n dat. LoL
You won!

think.... think think think... i think...
>>205 is my charlatan.

tho , i dont have the thing to prove about that.
Please judge personally if you plz.

>>203
Hey your English kinda funny. I like it.

>>209
thanks guy hehe =)
My english is very very broken.
it will be because im mainly using english by EQ and the other netgame.

DO YA LOVE TROLL? hehe
Happy Happy Very Happiness troll :D
IM NOT OGRE!!

Heloo!
I am tyubo it is making love!
I am going to hell next sunday!

Yeah.. your English is unique..
I don't know much about online games, though..
Hey I don't like the troll nor ogre; they scares me!
I'd rather be friends with sprites, nymphs, elfs.. or something pretty!!
Anyway keep your good work! peace

>>212
Really? You really mean that?
Gee, thanks! I've never received any compliments on my English!
I've always been said "What a dunce you are. Look at your sister. She's always keeping head of her class. I can't believe you are of the same blood." by my teacher.
Oh, I'm so glad I feel like bouncing around my room!
Woo hoo! Yippee!! Hooray!!!
Alright... Calm down.. calm.. calm.. calm..
Well I'm okay now. Anyway, sorry for my lame suggestion to move!
Please forget that. I will never disturb you guys.
Peace!

なんで結構英語のレベル高いんだ。マジムった。
おまえら全員氏ね

>>212
Some pixys or them it is cunning and he likes a mischief.
if they often go into my nose, they carry out a sneeeeeeeeze.
im feeli'n hate that. damn.

however , i like elfs. she is very delici........ hehe =)
Hey dont you fear to me.
its only of a good appetite toooo much too much tooooooo much !

>>213
im in one more person.
more more more i will born more =)
may all over the world is filled with me!

>>214
Please use English.

bump!

I'm bored. What is happening?
Hey, today is Halloween! Trick-or-treat day!
What kind of costumre are you guys gonna wear?
Hey what am I thinking.. The likes of you geeks have nothing to do with Halloween..
Besides we're all Japanese.. Being a Japanese sucks doesn't it?
Booooring Yall should go to hell

HALLOWEEN SUCKS!
WHAT IS HALLOWEEN ANYWAY?

Hee Hoooooo!
whenever Halloween comes, it is reminded of a jack-o-lantern.
What is Jack-o-lantern?
He is my friend. My name is Jack Frost. hee hoo =)

Halloween is the night of Oct. 31st, when the spirits of the dead come out of hell,
and brats wear stupid costumes such as witches, werewolves, etc
and they go to door to door to EXTORT sweets from poor residents saying lame "Trick or treat!"
or something like that

LOL

DON'T GIVE UP HALLOWEEN BECAUSE YOU'RE A JAP.

EVERY YEAR OUR KINFOLK GATHER TOGETHER ON HALLOWEEN AND HOLD A SMALL PARTY.

MY MOM HAS ALREADY GOT A PLUMP TURKEY THAT LOOKS REALLY TOOTHSOME!!(DROOL

I MYSELF MADE A BIG SOCK AND HANG IT ON THE BEDPOST WITH A REQUEST FOR MY PRESENT.

I CAN'T WAIT THE EVENING!

>>224
ハゲシクワラタ

OOPS.. WAI→WAIT UNTIL
WHY DO YOU LAUGH? DO YOU ENVY ME?
IT'S NOT TOO LATE; ENJOY HALLOWEEN JUST LIKE US. IT'S A LOT OF FUN!

>>224
You're misunderstanding Halloween. Seriously.

Why isn't Halloween a national holiday?
Tell me why

ＧＣ−セガ＝ＸＢＯＸ

∴セガ＜０

>>228
im thinking that reason....
that its because religion of Japan is not Christianity but Buddhism.

Halloween is not a national holiday in the U.S. either.
But what kind of kid can concentrate on studying when he is preoccupied with the pleasure of the evening?
Grinds? Teacher's pet?

>>231
Since he is very good at snap shooting, there is no problem.

うんこ

I'm busy to playing hentai-game now.

>>222
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Hey hey what the hell is going on here?
>>235 What are you trying to say you jerk? What does your file sharing nonsense have to do with Halloween?
Why you stupid little fry post bullshit here..?
If you wanna write something here you have to at least make some conversation.
If you can't, get lost!

うるせー馬鹿！

>>ALL

F Y A
U O S
C U S
K R !

Weeeeell
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch

I have great CHIMPO.

>>240 Wow!
I have not seen such a small dick.

このスレをIGNの掲示板なんかで宣伝してきたら
盛り上がるんじゃないか？

FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! X-BOOX!!!!! and...AMERICAN!!

To American pigs Die. Die immediately now.
You are slaughtering now in Afghanistan.
Even Sueshiro will be cursed in response to the judgment of God,
if it has death and does not compensate for the crime.

The game of Nintendo is the world's No.1!!! !!.

A game good for an American something cannot be made.
It is inferior also to a British, disagreeableness,
and South Koreans. (Derision)

HeHe

IGN Boards
http://boards.ign.com/
エキサイト翻訳（テキスト）
http://www.excite.co.jp/world/text/

げだーぅとおぶひぁ

age

あー、なんか雨んなか駅伝やっとんな。

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