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675 名前:UnnamedPlayer[sage] 投稿日:2007/06/23(土) 00:19:01 ID:vQdmu+yb
Dear Friend,

I am Captain Simon Smith of the US Marine Corps on Monitoring and Peace ?keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.
On the 19th day of June 2007, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a
suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the
Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of Investigation they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave
in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including
a box contains some American US Dollars amounting $12.2M, with a Box of Gold and Cridit Card, after I and
two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy?Eperson like you who would receive, secure and protect
these box containing the American US Dollars for me on till my assignment elapses here in Iraq. Should you be
interested in this course, I offer you 30% of the money, 10% for expenses to be incurred(if any),40% for me,
while 20%will go to our brothers in the struggle in the State, to aid them in it. Please contact me on this email only:

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-
Keeping mission. Contact me through my personal email: [email protected]

Best regards,

Capt.Simon Smith.

アメリカ版振り込め詐欺メールキター! なんか地名が生々しいw
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677 名前:UnnamedPlayer[sage] 投稿日:2007/06/23(土) 04:37:54 ID:25wxjxCH
胡散臭さ満点だなw
以下超訳
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イラクバグダットに駐留中の俺、サイモン・スミス大佐(両方とも名前じゃね?)はテロリストの隠れ家を襲撃した時に
武器弾薬と一緒に1200万ドルのUS$と金塊・クレジットカード(夢が無いな・・・)を見つけた。

俺はすかさず下っ端の机仕事どもに口止めしてこれをちょろまかす計画を立てた。
ところがまだ軍務が残っててイラクを離れられない。

そこで信頼できる協力者つまりはお前さんに白羽の矢を立てたというわけだ。
軍務が終わるまでこいつらを預かっちゃくれないか?
他に色々分け前を配る必要もあるだろうが、特別にお前さんには30%やってもいい。

どうだい?もし協力してくれる気があるならメールで返事を送ってくれ。
ああ、ちなみにこいつは軍の連中には絶対秘密だから俺の個人的なアドレスに送るのを忘れるなよ?

敬具

貴方のサイモンスミス大佐より
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