English thread for gay!

English only!

2get!

3p

Mr.4

五

oh!!what's a shit sread!!

hey,1!!
why do you stand this sread this deep night?

This rule is too rigorous for me :-(

>>1
Let me watch your penis.

What does thread mean?
Explain it in English.OK?

スレタイの英語が間違ってるってちょっと恥ずかしいわね。

>>11
大年増姐さん、スレタイのどこがどう間違ってるのか教えて！
わたしには気づかないわ！きっとマイナーなところなのかしら？

This is a pen.

○　thread
×　sread

>>14
スレタイはthreadになっているでしょ？

piece of piss

>>9
not have but let?
I laugh.

I am Takeo.

Do you like basketball?

No. I prefer sucking.

「life is good my friend」って
語順はこれでいいの？　「my good friend」じゃなくて。

今聴いてるＣＤで突然気になった。

What is this ?

no, i can't play basketball very well....
but player is favorite food.
underarm hair which is visible when a player shoots is the highest.

I am a book.

Silent night,



Horny night...

>>25
I've taken horny for holy!wwwwww

I am pretty.

I have never seen such a pretty dick you are.

A molester is here.

I have a good looking hole.

>>21
I think its sentence leaves comma out,
that is to say "life is good, my friend".

>>12さん
問題の個所はfor gayよ。forは前置詞なんで、その後は名詞句が来ます。よって正解は
for gaysね。もっともビアンも含めたほうがいいので、for gays and lesbiansのほうが
いいと思います。

若い人たちだったらfor queersとやっても抵抗がないかもしれません。

UP

大年増のせいでドッチラケ

doesn't matter as long as you understand, you know,
you don't need to be that perfect, ya ?

for beautiful human life.

身近にイギリス人いないわ〜

Do your best ! by 山本陽子

>>1
Your handle is Japanese!
You must not use full calacter.

>>39

fishing?

Do you wanna die young?

No kidding! :-P

２ｃｈやってるイギリス人ゲイなんか居るのか？

山口美江や小牧ユカに憧れて英文科に入学したけど、
結局英語は身につかなかったわ！
いまは欧米人男性複数から体でレッスンしてもらっているの。

>>44
所謂パングリッシュってやつね。

>>40
Are you Natsumi?

((((;゜д゜)))Shiverin'Tremblin'

Fuck

Boys

Internationally :-Ｃ

AGE

what the hell are you looking at!
This is it!
It's over!
You're getting on my nerves...ummm...NO,
You're such an ass.

I can't find my hat, darn it.
Oh, excuse the expression.

What the fuck is "durn it"??????

Oui, je habit á Tokyo.

J'habite a` Tokyo.

I wanna sex！

>>55
That's not good English, I'm afraid. Since "wanna" is a contraction of "want" and "to," it
has to be followed by a bare infinitive. Say "I wanna have sex" or "I wanna f*ck" instead.

Ich schickte ihm eine E-Mail, aber ich bekomme keine Antwort.
Was soll ich bloß machen!?

>>56
You're an intelligent person. I have admiration for you.

Ich hoffe, dass Sie eine Antwort von ihm bald empfangen. U¨brigens, wer ist
er? (I apologize for my lousy German. Thanks also for your kind words.)

Er ist mein spezieller Freund (oder Lieber),
aber ich bin nur ein Briefpartner für ihn...

I owe you a lot. I'll wait his response for a while.
"A watched pot never boils"

Up

Kibonnu!

You have a good command of some foreign languages.

>>59
Good luck!

I thought this thread was for English only...??

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Non, merci. Ce soir je suis un peu fatigue.

Kibonnu!
英語なのかしら？

Je pense, donc je suis.

>>64
I think your English is wrong grammatically.

>>65
It's German or French?

>>66
Oh! I know! I know!
Fatigue means toil ,doesn't it?

>>65
I've always liked that song "Lady Marmalade", too.

>>68
Ah, you know Descartes? Actually, he wrote "Cogito ergo sum", I think.

>>69
My French is wrong grammatically if you read it as English. :)
And it's probably wrong as French, too!
But my English is almost native.

>>70
Fatigue in French means "tired".

Fuck my ass!

>>71
Although the Cartesian dictum seems to be far better known in its Latin translation,
Descartes wrote his famous "Discourse on Method" ("Discours de la me´thode") in
French. Therefore, Descartes wrote "Je pense, donc je suis" first.

Ah, you're right, of course. My bad!

　　 　　▲_▲　　
　　　 ［゜w ゜］
　　　∪|＿|⊃g　　blackbird singing in the dead of night 〜♪
　　　 　┛┗

天不怕、地不怕、最怕没架打的女装男子！

この板で英語出来るのって2、3人しかいないってことだね。ゲイは語学が出来る人もっといると思ってたからちょっと意外。

Якиманко

>>78
Yakimanko? Roasted cunt?? Yuck!!! No matter what state it may be in, I don't think
I can take it....

>>77
Actually, I know quite a few Japanese gay men who speak English fairly well. They just
don't spend much time on "Channel 2."

>>80
I've been spending more than 5 hours here today... that's why my english is still poor.
I have a serious dependence on 2ch. ;-(

>>80
大年増さんが最近勧めていたClaritin Reditabsを
Rite Aidで買ったんですが、効き目がよくわかんないでつ（涙

実は私もClaritin Reditabsを処方されて飲んでるんですが、Claritinって私も効きませんわ。
over-the-counterで買えるアレルギーの薬で私がお世話になっているのはDiphenhydramine
hydrochloride 25mgで、これはRite AidとかSav-Onだと自社ブランドで安く手に入ると
思います。（Benadryl社の出している薬のいわゆる generic薬品です。）

『実は私も』って、私もおっちょこちょいだわね。

Sir Oodoshima

Credimi almen
Il tuo fedel sospira ognor

ジェノヴァ、
語末の母音抜けまくりよ。出典は韻律の関係で抜いたものかしら。

Credo che siate un fungo molto buon.（所詮私のイタリア語なんてこの程度のもんよ。）

がーん
完璧なはずの大年増様へのプロポーズが!!!

ちなみに教育出版の音楽�Tではこうなってました。
Caro mio benですね。

たまには『きのこスレ』にも遊びにいらしてください

Thanks, Genova, but I am already married! :-)

既婚者なの？

CAMP

To Mrs,Odoshima,and everyone who is here. Nice meeting you.
Could you possibly help my trouble or give me advice?

Once I was learning English Conversation, in not a major school
but a small circle,from a bilingual speaker.
The girl I learned to know in those days went to internatoinal school.
"Food fair", which means"School festival",is held in YIS every year.
I've taken part in it with her several times. There were a variety of races.
It was useless even if I tried communication with them somehow.

Communication seems to be impossible although I can do conversation.
And...I seem to be timid. I will become tense or nervous beyond necessity,
if they acts before my eyes as a native speaker. I think......
Is there the good method of conquering it? ...or nothing?

Thank you for reading my English at which is by no means good.

× if they acts before my eyes as 〜.
○　if they act before
Others.. a lot....sorry for some mistakes.

Dear Usagi-san,

Do you get nervous only when you were with students at the international school?
Perhaps all you have to do is to learn how to "chill" (relax) a bit.
It's only natural for anyone to feel a bit tense and stressed around people who they
are interested in and want to be friends with. Just remember that it's quite all right
to make mistakes when you speak English. Nobody's perfect (with the possible
exception of yours truly, of course). I bet they can't speak Japanese as well as
you speak English. Good luck!

O la la. I made a typo. For "were" in the first line in >>94. read "are."

Wow〜the answer early from you! Thank you, Mrs.Odoshima.

Since she is a bilingual, I could talk with the friends ordinarily.
It was at the time that I felt nervous enclosed by parties concerned
at the school and their family. Anyway, it may be the characteristic
inferiority complex which Japanese people have.
As shown in your point,don't fear any mistake,it is !
I hold out and do my best.

Thank you very much. Please guide from now on.

Dear Usagi-san,

I hope you will get used to talking with students at the international students. It's
really no big deal once you realize that they are not that different from you.

BTW, both my husband and I are ♂, so I am not really a "missus." :-)

Oh-,I'm sorry I was wrong..m(_ _)m
It is noted that I won't do the same wrong.. (´･x･｀)

すみません、
うさぎさんの英語ってちょっと・・・
翻訳サイトを使ったような（実際は違うんだろうけど）違和感が・・・

100

>>99
I anticipated such an opinion as >>99.
It is reasonable that you feel it odd.

But I seldom use "a translation site".
I always change Japanese sentence into English one in my brain.
In short,my conception is very Japanese.
and I recognize it 's not good to do so, especially,
for the person who wants to acquire a living or practical English.

By the way, how come you use Japanese?

Usagi-san,

Thinking in English is not as difficult as you may think. I strongly recommend that
you do that when you speak/write English. You don't have to use "big" words to
speak English naturally.

Thank you,Odoshima-san.
It's just so.
I rely on the grammar too much....
Therefore, I don't progress...orz

What the fuck are you talking about? Big words ARE necessary to impress
your boss, make you look smart, and get the words delivered to
higher, bigger persons. It's a natural process that people wish to achieve
higher status by using big words deliberately. If you intend to climb up the
economic ladder, use as much big words as possible in your fucking writing and
conversation. Your words represent your personality, educational levels, and
socioeconomic status. They are not just words but words to take you further up.
Take my word for it.

And one more thing. I hate people using lower cases and abbreviations only
used in chat rooms. It makes people think you've learned your English through
chatting with some psychos. Always capitalize the first letter of sentence!

BAD

hi how u doing? i am sorry my english is so poor. i hope u understand my english.....


GOOD

Hi, how are you today? I am fine, thank you. And you? My English is better
than your Japanese, fucking illeterate!

Are we having our first flamewar on this thread? Lovely, isn't it?

>>104
You are taking my words out of context. I was giving a piece of advice to a student
learner of English, whose objective at the moment was not to climb up the socioeconomic
ladder, but to be able to speak English with people in his age group. He would look
uncool and geeky if he suddenly started to use "big" words in such a context.

I wonder how many J boys could be able to read and wright.

Oh, by the way, I AM smart, so I don't have to rely on big words to look smart. I ooze
intelligence out of every single pore of mine.

>>109
Oh!!doshima isn`t needed by anyone. 
Anyone isn`t interested in your sentence.
So, get away!!  

>>110
"Anyone isn't interested...." should be "No one is intereted..." because the negative "not"
cannot take a wide scoe over "any" in the subject position.

I guess this proves that I am indeed needed. Otherwise, you would not have realized
that your English isn't nearly as good as you believe. So there!

あら、scoeはscopeね。

それからGet away""っていうのも実はこの文脈では変な英語だわ。正しくはGo away!ね。
（Fjvt80znは英語があんまり得意じゃないみたいだから日本語で解説しました。）

でもって110見たいな勘違い君に対して言うにふさわしいフレーズは、
Fuck off!
ね。ちょっとオゲフィンだけど。

>>113
pupupu

You are very funny. It is very surprised that you check the English grammar.
Here is 2ch. Think it more roughly!!  
 

うさぎ君もFjvt80znも英語がやばすぎまつ

うさぎ君ってこれでも二流私大に通ってるんだよね

近年の日本人の学力低下はここまでひどいということでつ

It is surprisedってｗｗｗ

>>116 
Oh!!

Write the sentence in English!!
Read the title of this thread 100 times!!

It is surprised...とか、Here is 2chとか全然英語になってないわよ。

It is difficult for me to write in English...

>>120 
Oh!! It`s an axiom!!

>>118
the sentenceって単数形定冠詞付きのsentenceって何をさすのかしら。www

>>122 
You are foolish!!
Think it by yourself!!

>>116
お手並み拝見したいです。

>>119
Please come to the mush thead when you have time.

>>121
でたらめ英語だわね。『自明の理』のつもりなんでしょうけど、そうはいわないわ。

>>123
修辞疑問(rhetorical question)が判らないお馬鹿さんみたいね。 正しくはWrite your
sentences in English.なのにthe sentenceなんて出鱈目書いてるから指摘してあげたのよ。

>>125
I think so,too.
I wanna know what was his intention in wrighting that.

>>126 
It is that your English is not sophisticated very much.
It is imaginable very easily.

恥の上塗りだからこれ以上みっともない英語を書くのは止した方がいいよ。

>>128 
Thank you!!
By the way, can you write English?w 

>>127
Sorry,but I cannot believe in you...

>130
Me, either!!

それにしても、このスレってつまらないね。
もう少し、自由に書けるのかと思っていたよ。
まあ、大年増が居座っていたら窮屈になるのも
仕方ないわな。ではでは。

Because your remarks really hurt.

Okay guys let's face it. Your English is not great, even not as half
good as mine, because you don't think in English. Thinking in English
is a synonymous of being agressive, but less emotional, in my opinion.
Know the difference? Calling someone a jerk is emotional but convincing
others the someone a jerk is not. Smart people like me will never
blame people but make others blame the people. To speak English, you
have to first understand the societies where English is spoken.

P.S. Fuck you.

>134
あんたガイジン？

予想通りの展開になってまいりました！

Oops! only speak in English.

Cut the craps and face the reality. You, at some point in your life,
started to learn English hard to make you look smart. You know, the
biggest reward you'll get by speaking English fluently is winning respect from
others. Some people will look you up as if you're a god once you start
speaking English. Respect, that's what you get. I'm not concerned about
money because money often follows respect. Then some will go, "Hey,
there are a lot of Japanese who speak English very well these days.
You must have something on top of that." Not true. There aren't many
Japanese who speak English fluently. You just can't tell when you
don't speak well. To me, Tetsuya Tsukushi speaks very poorly. I don"t
even know why he doesn't use an interpreter. His English is that bad.

So,what's new?

blow job

たしかに筑紫哲也の英語はひどい。
でもね、>>138君、「ちくし」って読むのが正解だからよろぴくね。
「つくし」サンって呼ぶのは亀井先生でしょｗ

a MUJINA lives here.

>>141
出た〜〜〜！！
自分ではろくな英語が書けないくせに、口だけは一丁前の馬鹿>>141が。ｗ

>>143
あらあら、it is surprisedの低学歴登場！ｗ

>>144
おたく、英文字が書けるの？ｗ

This thread is getting to be degenerate.
Why don't we speak gently?

Hear! Hear!

>>147
調子に乗るんじゃねえよ馬鹿が。

Fjvt80znって板杉！

>>149
Let's not beat a dead horse and let's just move on.

Let's talk about gaylife in Japan '05 from now.
In case of ME, I got a very young guy lastnight on website.
We will meet and get fuck.
I am so happy now.
So,how about you?

>>150
ババアガマは、無駄に気位が高くてどうしようもないな。ｗ

Why restrict our topics to gay life *in Japan*? :-) I have been happily married for more
than a decade now. Since my partner lives on the other side of the Pacific, we get to
be together for only two to three months a year, which is admittedly a drag.

Thank you for your invitation to the thread, dearest my little sis.
I haven't reckoned that the one whom you have let me know are 'not sophisyicated ape'.
I am sorry, in fact, I am unable to assist you in the matter. Unfortunately, as you know, I am the person who hate DQNs.

typo sophisyicated=sophisticated

Soyez la bienvenue, ma grande soeur!
I hope you will write only in British English! ;-)

Gay marriage became legal in my city last year!
It's the first state in the United States.

>>157
Your behavior is very shameful in the U.S.
Let`s change your thought.

　

>>158
Mind your own business!

>>134
Obviously you have a pretty good command of English.

>Thinking in English
is a synonymous of being agressive, but less emotional, in my opinion.

I kind of unerstand what yo are driving at, but I beg to disagree. Thinking in English
does not make you any more aggressive. Perhaps you subsconsciously ACT like a more
assertive (read: pushy) American when you speak in English TO English speakers.
Anyways, "is a synonymous of" needs to be rephrased.

>>Know the difference? Calling someone a jerk is emotional but convincing
others the someone a jerk is not.

You mean, convincing others that someone is a jerk is not. :-) :-) (I know, I know. I am
being a smeghead, aren't I? My bad.)

Oops. Here I go again. I don't speak hip hop. Yo was obviously a typo for you....

naniga nanndaka wakarann? (訳:ﾅﾆｶﾞ ﾅﾝﾀﾞｶ ﾜｶﾗﾝ?)

I feel there are no wastefull res(ponds)...
You enjoy talking seriously, I think.

>>Usagi-san@124
Which is the mush[room] thread? I thought it was the "Those bastards doubled the price"
thread. Am I wrong?

>>Please come to the mush thead when you have time.
I am not sure, but I think 'thread if you have spare time' sounds better.
Oh dear dear, my sis would complaint about that

165=mine

>>164
You're right. I wrote the message to you last night.

>>Usagi-san,
So many messages are posted on the mushroom thread so fast that it is rather
difficult to keep track of what's going on there. It's a fun thread, to be sure.
Even Ooya behaves himself to some degree there, doesn't he?

Hey,dude!

Καλη νυχτα!

>>158
I'm sorry I don't understand what you mean at all.
Why do I have to change my thought?
What's the problem?
I just wrote the truth of the U.S to compare with Japan.

>170
Καλημερα！　Πωs εισαι；

こんにちは。私は元気です。あなたは？

大年増>>
I just wondered where you live,I mean, where you are based.
Your name is familiar to me here, but I don't know really about you.
You wrote , "Since my partner lives on the other side of the Pacific, we get to
be together for only two to three months a year, which is admittedly a drag.
"
I thought you are living in Los Angeles, and live with your boyfirend.
so you are based in Japan, and visiting LA for a few times in a year?
I am sorry asking too personally stuff, just wondered it is possible to have a relationship such as 遠距離。

sorry asking too personally stuff
この部分に違和感

>>174
大年増姐さんの方が、今西海岸に住んでるんじゃなかったかしら？

しかし同性愛板の英語関連スレって毎回毎回大荒れになって終わるのがオチ
だけど、今回はそこそこうまくいってるわね。ｗ

I used to live in L.A. but I have a full-time job in Tokyo now. Because of the nature of the
job that I have, I get two to three months off each year, and that's when I get to be with
my husband.

As for the long-distance relationship, I don't deny that it's hard, but as the saying goes,
omnia vincit amor. :-)

>>178
You don`t understand your present situation.
Your long-distance relationship has already been destructive.
Let`s analyze yourself a little more.  

n`t
この独特のアポストロフィと、Let'sではじまりながらyourselfと続く、出鱈目英語、
どっかで見たことあるわね。www

低学歴のお出ましだ。ちゃんと大年増さんから英語教えてもらえよ。

>>181
プ
出来の悪いアルバイト並みの安っぽい添削だけどな。ｗ

>>180
I think 178=158 and this person's not answered my question. :-(

>>181
Fjvt80zn=74kGJdlm is too pathetic to bother. Just ignore him.

>>183
It is wrong.
You absolutely misunderstand it.
You make an elementary mistake.(w  

じゃあリクエストに答えて添削します。
It is wrong.
相手の言うことが違う場合はitを主語に出来ません。正しくはYou are wrong.です。（もっとも
183さんは100％正しいけど。）
You make an elementary mistake.
動作動詞の現在形と言うのは一般的な真理か習慣を表すので、この場合は現在完了を使わないと
いけません。You've made an elementary mistake.が正しい英語。（もっとも183さんは
間違ってなんかいませんが。）

『答える』じゃなくて『応える』だわね。

>>186 
pu

むきになっちゃって。ﾊﾞｶｼﾞｬﾈ〜ﾉ
そんなの、江川の英文法を一冊やれば分かるんだよ。必死だなｗ

じゃあ、なんでそんな初歩的な間違いをするの？必死なのはあなたね。

>>189
Your English is redundant, making readers bored as you repeat the same words
& ideas in your writing.

>>189
dearest my sis, Ignore the DQNs!
you are not the person who have to be involved in the DQNs matter.
Sorry i am drunk.

>>Esclarmonde-san,
You are abso-f'uckin-lutely right. I shouldn't have wasted time.

>>192
My sis,
Do not use four letters word in front of me.
I am a gentleman ( I wish), and i could not stand for that sort fo words.
Understand? you bastard! SOB!
(just joking LOL)
I wish it sounds British.

How about "abso-bloody-lutely"? BTW, this process is known as "fuckin insertion"
and "bloody insertion" in theoretical linguistics, and has been given several
morphological analyses.

correction
<I wish it sounds British.>
I wish it would be sound british
でいいのかしら？

wishの後に節が続く時は必ず仮定法に。仮定法なので、節の内容は現実とは違うこと。
だからI wish it sounded British.が文法的だけど、これは自分でBritishに聞こえないって
いうことを認めた発言ね。そうじゃなかったら、I hope it sounds British.と仮定法を
使わないhopeを使うのがいいわよ。

I wish I were genius.

I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa

>>170 >>172
It's Greek to me.

200akiyo!!!

I studied Attic Greek many years ago, and I don't really know Modern Greek, but I think
170 and 172 mean "Good night!" and "Good morning! How are you?" respectively.
(>>170, 172. Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

Oodoshima is a typical DQN because he can`t ignore the others` malignant remarks.(w
So, he is an imaginary elite. Many people is subject to be deceived by Oodoshima.  


 

Many people is
ﾌﾟｯ

>>203 
うるせ〜間違えたんだよ！！ｗ
いちいち突っ込んで来やがってむかつく！！ｗ

>>204
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

江川をちゃんと読めよ。

ID:74kGJdlm晒し上げ

pillory ID:74kGJdlm

今日はどんな英語で俺たちを楽しませてくれるのか、江川君よ。

You've got to be JOKING!

whazzup!
Genova tell picup me
im vistor from outer space
so good to me u thk u

I'm sleepy.

>>Usagi-san and/or Mr. Mushroom himself,

Which is the new mushroom thread? Perhaps Genova hasn't created one yet, as I cannot
find it anywhere.

>>213 I confirmed you had already come.

gee can i help u?>>213
http://love3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gaysaloon/1108664720/l50

Thanks, guys! What a strange name for a thread!

>>216
You are crazy and strange. It`s true forever!!

618 ：陽気な名無しさん ：05/02/19 20:26:44 ID:lQAE4S58
>>617
いちいち英語をひけらかすなよ。目障りだなおまいは。ｗ


Ah, you are back again! Welcome! Try to remember that graves accents should not be
used in place of apostrophes.

Oops. Grave accents, in English, unlike French accents graves.

mmmh...grave? whats mean?
i think thats accent is ` or.. somethin? wrong?

>>220
There are three types of accents used in European languages. One is called the acute
accent. It is used in words like "risque´" (risque´). (I am not sure if accented vowels
show up correctly here. The second type is called the circumflex accent. You don't see
it much used in English, but languages like French use it. The third type, called the
grave accent, is the accent that Fjvt80zn=74kGJdlm=lQAE4S58 uses instead of the
correct apostrophe.

hummm.. i got accents hav 3types,acute(-> "), cir--x(-> unknown) and grave(-> `)
okei, i hope to hav lectures next time. thks!

>>青筋にんぢんさん、
" " are known as double quotes, and ' ' are known as single quotes.

oops just take a bath

mmm...i wonder ill of w qoute, ...confused it
by the way, why u r good english-user?
will u r english-teacher or person goes-aboard many time, or somethin?

Could I use letters with accent in the thread, couldn't I ?
I think I would check it.

He is na?ve.
'M Sat?, parles vous Fran?aise ?' 'Comme ci comme ?a'
I think I would be able to see with my Mac and Firefox enviroment.

ooops I couldn't see the letters.
dear dear

Will this be OK?

à, á, â
à, á, â
à, á, â

Ça a marché!

So just try to use "character entity references",
that's a way to use diacritic marks in this board.

a`, a´, a^
a`, a´, a^
a`, a´, a^

Rats!

Ä

江川の英文法やればできるようになるのね。やるわ。

lol

I understand where you are coming from but this thread is a bunch of shit.
Try to express something that leads to another. I don't want finger pointing
here, making

you feel unwanted, which is true to some extent. Yet, here we are to discuss

our community from viewpoints of a wide variety of expertise, ranging from

farmers to politicians from the developing countries of Africa. The president

of Ghana said in his auguration speech that

:-)

コピペつまらん

出来れば「I」を小文字にしないで欲しいんだが

no more i love you's
って何て訳す？

きのこスレで聞けば？

『愛してる』っていう言葉はもういらない。

Come on may back! Give it to me.

iを小文字で書く人は自己主張が弱いって言われるのかしら

There are people speaking french here. That's funny.

Gloria In Excelsis Deo

frenchもFrenchにして欲しいわ
すごく違和感があるのよ

冠詞がないのも違和感があります

244に冠詞の間違いはないよ。

the people にしないと世界中の人々みたいな意味になっちゃうよ
hereってあるから特定の人たちかなって思ってさ

theじゃなくてもsomeとかa lot ofでもいいんだけど
って違ってたらごめんなさい
細かく言い出したらきりないね、受験英語じゃないし

??
「ここはフランス語を話してる人がいる。面白い。」

という意味でしょう？There are the peopleって言わないわよ。
There are peopleで合ってると思うけどね。

おもしろいと言うより変だって言うニュアンス

英語で書き込むスレじゃなくて、英語の書き込みの
アラを探すスレになっとるw

It's true that there are people who have written in languages other than English in this
thread, but in 2chan, hardly anything goes the way the people who started
threads intended, innit?

そろそろ江川くんのDQN英語くる？

Can you use the word "gay" for the meaning of "merry"?

>>256
Only when the context makes it very clear that the intended meaning is "merry." The
primary sense of the word, however, is "homosexual" in contemporary English, so
I don't think it can be used unself-consciously in the older senses of "merry" and "carefree"
without sounding somewhat old-fashioned or arousing a sense of double entendre.

I have been reading C.S. Lewis' "The Chronicles of Narnia" series, which were written
in 1950's, and the word "gay" is used more often than I expected, and it always means
"merry" or "carefree" there.

merryとhappyがあたしの中で同義語になってるわ

Oodoshima, your english is excellent ! I'm amazed.

>>259
Thanks! :-)

UP

>>257
Oodoshima,shine!!

>>262
I don't think he (she?) is bald.

By the way, can you call gay people "he" or "she"?

>>263
I suppose 262 wants me to kick the bucket. :-0

As for the personal pronoun queston, it all depends on who you are and who you are
talking about. I can easily imagine a flaming nelly being referred to as she/her.
Likewise, if you are a flaming nelly, you might use she/her even if you are talking
about some hunk who is gay. Even if you are not particularly flaming, if you want to be
a bit campy, you might use she/her. But be careful! Some people may take offense.

Ms. Oodoshima,

I believe 263 wanted to say that 262 had asked you
to 'shine' yourself like the sun or moon.
Just a trite pun to pacify.

It's so boring to explain a pun, so I go away. Bye;-)

>>265
You're right. I guess I was a bit too jumpy.

Is anybody here?

And Then There Were None
by Agatha Christie

anybody here?

じゃわからないよぉ！

Where's Egawa?

I was just wondering about the same thing....not! :-)

sage

Below is a meaning of the word.
"someone, especially an old man, who is very wise"

I deserve it.

I am eager to brush up on my English. However, I don't have any English speaking friends.
Is there anybody who can advises me what to do for mastering English?
I need to go to a new affliated company in Singapore on business next month in order to
explain our business policy to the local managers.
I have few opportunities to use English on the business scene so far. I am afraid
lest I might understand their questions in English.

ZARD
B'z
T-BOLAN
WANDS

>>276
その程度だと、相手の話が聞き取れないと思います。
多少あなたがしゃべれるとしても、相手の言ってることがわからなければ
会話が成り立ちません。
とにかくリスニングを徹底的に練習すべきです。
来月のシンガポール出張ではひどい経験をすることになるでしょう。
それは仕方ないので、そのあと、それをバネに頑張ることです。

>>278
write your opinion in english, please!

>>278
アドバイスありがとうございました。
とにかく今からでもリスニングを鍛えることにします。
おっしゃるとおり、相手の言っていることがわからなければ話になりませんし・・・。

>>276
I think your English is pretty good as it is. If you want to practice conversational and/or
business English, the easiest way I can think of off the top of my head is for you to go to
one of those ubiquitous "English conversational schools." Listening comprehension is
very important, but you also have to practice SPEAKING English, which I think is equally
important.

江川＝煌

江川くんのDQN英語マダァ〜？？？

>>282
Could it be true???

age

Below is a meaning of the word.
"the number of years someone has lived or something has existed"

大年増さん。
アメリカなんかでノンケがパーティーを開く時、
そんなに親しくないゲイの知人を呼んだりして、
パーティーに来る人達に、
自分の人付き合いの広さをアピールする事が有る、って
聞いた事あるんですね。
私にはゲイの友達も居るんですよ〜、みたいな。
で、そう言うパーティーに呼ばれて利用されてしまうゲイの事を
何て言うんでしたっけ？
ゲイ達も勿論知ってて、どうせあたし達、▲○◆□だし〜、と
ネタにしていると聞いた様な記憶があるんですけど…。

Keep this thread.

まだこのスレッドあったのね。
>>287さん、
さあ、なんていうんでしょうか。たとえば、テレビや映画なんかで、たいした重要な役じゃ
ないゲイが出ててるときはa token gay characterとか言いますが、287さんのお書きになって
いる状況とは違いますね。念のため、旦那（アメリカ人）に聞いてみましたが、
知らないと、そっけない答えでした。<m(__)m>

Where are you guys?

I, for one, am here in Lalaland.

How are you, guys?

This is my first time to come here and write my opinion. Nice to meet you, guys.

I've read No.276 and want to give him my advice.

Firstly, don't go to English school, because I really think it is waste of your money
and time. Well, do you know how much money English teachers gain? Only teaching
their language and using students, they can earn over \5,000-/ hour basically.
Moreover, are you truly sure that you can speak English with only 2 or 3 hour lessons
per week? The point is that you have to pay enormous money for nothing.

In stead of that, you can easily get English materials from the internet, which is totally
free. For example, why don't you read and listen to BBS news with your computer?
You are able to watch DVD movies in English with subtitles, as well.

If you need writing skill, you can visit
ttp://www.gay.com/chat
and make new friends or new pen friends. If you need more systematic writing skill for
IELTS or something like that, go to amazon.com and buy books. Your teacher don't have
to be a native English speaker, right? Even teachers from overseas use English materials,
don't they?

You may lastly ask me about speaking. Speaking is the simplest one, because all you have
to do is make friends! Keep it simple, stupid, hehe.
Here are some clues.
1) Go to Gaijin Bars in nichome. (eg. Dragon, Fuji-bar, G.B., etc.)
2) Meet friends whom you met in a chat room
3) Log on to MNS and do voice chat.

See, as I've explained, you needn't go to school. Just enjoy your life with expectancy.

I forgot to talk about business scene.

Remember TERMS, remember TERMS, remember TERMS!!!

Then, write how you present your business policy, preparing OHP films and handouts.
(recently high-tech people may use Power Point though.)

Read it aloud every night in frot of a mirror.

Find some predictable questions and prepare.

-clues-
1) 15 min is generally enough for presentation.
2) make
- introduction
- 3 or 4 topic sentences (3 or 4 points)
- conclusion
3) Don't be so fast or slow. Talk loudly. Don't munble.
4) Endure Singaporian Englsih, la~~~.
5) Enjoy

Huh? ;-)

Dear Mr. Money for Jam

Huh? ;-)

たしかに英語学校がムダで、バカな外国人教師が
高給を取っているというのは同意。
週に数時間通っても自己満足であって、
ほとんど何も身につかないからな。

と思ったら、Endure Singaporian Englishってアンタ突然何を・・・ｗ
単なるコピペだったのね。。。

Oops! I did it again.

Singaporian -> Singaporean
or simply
Singaporish

As you mentioned, their English writing is almost perfect or better than natives,
because English is the mother tongue in Singapore and that has been used in school
or public places for over 100 years. However, most of people there were originally from
China and some of them still speaks Chinese. Therefore, they have very strong
Chinese accents, la.

Btw, this "la" is from 「了」 in Chinese and means 「〜ね」 in Japanese, but some of
western people abhor it.

あ、けどけど、ボクてぃんの英語、コピペっていわれるほど
なんだぁ〜。ありがと〜。

ううんと、はっきり言うと、ボクの英語、パーフェクトじゃないよ。
けど、ボクてぃんの場合、ビジネスで使うわけでなし、誰かから
お金貰っているわけじゃないから、言いたいことが伝わればいいの。

あ〜、それにぃー、白人のひと、平均的に大きいから、
サイズが合わない。背丈じゃなくってさぁ〜、ねっ。
やっぱり、日本人のほうがいいよ〜。人間、適量を知らないとね。

>>298
いや、日本人英語（日本語直訳風味の英語）だけど、
意味は十分通じるって感じで。

ていうかだな、なんでシンガポールの話になってんの？

>>299

see >>276. + use sage function.

シンガポール英語は普通Singlishっていいますが。

something like that

I haven't spoken English for a long time, so it was inaccurate. Sorry.

At any rate, it is good to have someone new in this admittedly rather stagnant thread.
Welcome aborad!

For "aborad," read "aboard." How embarrassing!

あの〜、
大年増さんのローマ字表記、「う〜どしま」と読めてしまう。

Odoshima か Ohdoshima　が発音に則してると思う。

僕の知人のあすか嬢は自分の名前をASUKAじゃなくって
ASKAにしてたし、ルールに則さない方が、発音に近い
場合もあるよ〜。

けど、トリップはかわいいのねん。OPERAになってて。

ローマ字って言うのは日本語をアルファベットで表記するとどうするかの決まりなんで、
英語でどう発音するかのみを考慮に入れて作られたものじゃありません。（いわゆる
ヘボン式のローマ字は母音はイタリア語風な、子音は英語風な表記にしたchimaera
です。）ですから、私個人としては日本の名前をアルファベット表記する時は、英語であろうが、
フランス語であろうが、「ローマ字」なんです。

Estoy en el clinico oftalmico.

>Genova,
What's matter with your eye?

No hay ploblem sobre mis ojos.
Quiero unas lentilla.

>>309
Oh, I see. So is this first time for you to wear them?
You don't like glasses?

How do you say "KETSUWARE Supporter" in English?

They are called athletic supporters, or more colloquially, jockstraps, in English.

>>312
Thanks!

>>313
No problem.

And then there were none....

Nobody but you.

I have a conscience.

Hay fever sucks!

（・∀・）you stink!

I'd like to take xxx class ”in?” xxx university.

xxx大学でxxxの授業を取ってみたい
って言う時、前置詞は何になるのか教えて下さい

>>320
Definitely "at".

>>321
Thanks!

Up to the top!

fuckin bored yo.
what u guys up 2?

（・∀・）eat shit!

あげ

Slang is not always cool.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　Ou　voyez−vous？

There's an impostor who's pretending to be me on this board, saying lots of bullshit.
I am SO annoyed....

>>329
Is it true that you are a graduate of the University of Tokyo and received
the Fulbright Scholarship to attend a grad school in the US?

That's impressive!

【質問】
セックスでのカロリー消費量の比較なんですけど、
ttp://vidman.ca/members/comments/8018
POSITIONS:
Missionary.........................................12 Calories　←正常位よね？
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories　←手押し車？？・・・両手を掴んでの立ちバックかな？
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories　←なにこれ？？？？？？？？

イタリアンシャンデリア？？？？？？？？？？よくわかんねー　詳しい方教えて下さいな。

ooo

333煌

↑
Monkey

NEET

自己解決しました。
Wheelbarrow
ttp://www.onlinesexguides.com/j_wheelbarrow-position.html
Italian Chandelier
ttp://store.yahoo.net/sexualpositions/chanposakait.html
Italian Chandelierって下のが男なのかな？そんなにカロリー消費するんだろうか。

Is 煌 a monkey or an ape?

What dose 煌 mean?
Sorry, I don't have enough knowledge.

Golden Week!

AGE

I wanna sex with a good looking guy.
I am 23 years old.
eat me.

I won't have a stomachache.

This is a deja vu, but....

>>341
You cannot use "sex" as a verb like that. Say "I wanna HAVE sex with...." instead.

How about "make love"?

That's okay. Make sure you use the preposition "with." It has quite a different sense
(somehwat old-fashioned) when used with "to."

Oodoshima, are you still alive?
Die as soon as possible!!
 

>>346
By the way, you are boring.

>>347
Oh!!
Write the amazing sentence if it is possible.
I think it is imppossible. shine

Tell the truth I can lick my dick.
It's a bit hard to suck though,,,.

>>348
How about this...
Don't create off topic discussions.
If you don't care about the shit don't even look at it. eh?Mr.Sun Shine.

>>349
lol Keep going.
If you suck your own dick,you won't turn gay?
...i wish i could.

auto-fellatio!

あげ

sage

Tengo mucho sueño porque estoy cansado.

> You cannot use "sex" as a verb like that.

I hear people saying like "I wanna sex you" or "look forward to sexing you".
I know it's intentional and peculiar and that's not really what oososhima-san means, anyway.

whereをof whichで言い換えることはできるのでしたっけ？
of whichの使い方を誰か教えてください。それと、これを使うと
どんな感じですか？　古めかしい言い方ですか？
オフィシャルで使えそうですか？

Can someone tell me the meaning of "Up Close & Personal"?

特集みたいな感じちゃうの？
ある人物へのより突っ込んだ取材みたいな。

aslとかlolって何の省略ですか？
tell me plz

asl=age/sex/location
lol=laughing out loud

lolはにちゃん風に言えば、『めがわろす」かな？ ROTF(L), ROF(L) (=rolling on the floor laughing)
っていうのもあります。

拙い英語で書くのはイヤだから、日本語で書くわ。

>>356
of whichで言い換えられるかはwhich以下の動詞etc. 次第よ。
例文が今は思いつかないわ。ごめんなさいね。
それから、関係詞自体かたくて、「前置詞＋関係詞」なんかは特にかたいって習ったわ。

「めがわろす」平仮名で書くと凄いわねｗ　ま、「（笑）」みたいなモンじゃない？
ってかaslとか初めて聞いたわ。ホントに色々あんのねぇ。。。

This might be probably off-topic, but if anyone know this plz enlighten me:

I was amazed by the news regarding Steven Spielberg's resignation
(as a chairman of that boyscout organization in the U.S.), and it's still
bugging me to the extent that I am starting to have this silly fantasy
of Spielberg being gay or at least bisexual, etc. etc...

Face it, he's married twice and has like 5? children or so, still lives happily
with his wife and kids so no chance of ever becoming personally
attracted to male sexuality or anything but that news was really a blast.

I mean some straight men over there may not be anti-gay,
that I can understand, but the whole notion of quitting that respectable
post (at least to me) just for the sake of political correctness or his
understanding of and philanthoropic love towards the gay population
is, um, simply incredible. Did (or does) he have a gay boyscout friend
or something? Or any other personal factor that might have led to that
particular decision of his? Thanks in advance for any thought on this

ファック みー

hai! evreyone fine?
i'm very happy
eveyday is wonderfull
check ra ccyo?

上げ