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2012/03/22(木) 17:00:41.52 ID:LQlrOYN1 誰か作ってください!! 僕のフレンドコードは 260,614,262,530ですよろしくおねがいします!!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 19:38:43.43 ID:YY9VzlTe
`ボットのつぶやき : `fortune -s`
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 19:48:34.76 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Such a foolish notion, that war is called devotion, when the greatest warriors are the ones who stand for peace.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 20:35:24.97 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down. -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 20:45:27.78 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Truthful, adj.: Dumb and illiterate. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 20:55:30.67 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:05:33.43 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:15:36.17 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials. -- Hubert Kirrman
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:25:38.50 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:35:40.99 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:45:43.77 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 21:55:45.80 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I've got a very bad feeling about this. -- Han Solo
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 22:05:47.85 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 22:15:50.19 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable. -- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 22:35:54.08 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 22:45:56.39 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 23:16:04.77 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -- J.R.R. Tolkien
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 23:26:06.69 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : leverage, n.: Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 23:46:12.67 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/22(木) 23:56:14.91 ID:YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:06:17.47 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Hate the sin and love the sinner. -- Mahatma Gandhi
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:16:21.69 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Beer
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:26:24.16 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:36:29.21 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Oppernockity tunes but once.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:46:35.97 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : She blinded me with science!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 00:56:39.15 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:06:42.43 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Purple hum Assorted cars Laser lights, you bring All to prove You're on the move and vanishing - The Cars
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:16:44.83 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : What fools these morals be!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:26:48.71 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in! -- "Brazil"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:36:52.28 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:46:57.88 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : To stay youthful, stay useful.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 01:57:01.70 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD: My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:07:04.54 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : "The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected." -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:17:07.19 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:27:13.56 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Polymer physicists are into chains.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:37:18.19 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:47:23.70 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Let's do it. -- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 02:57:27.85 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:07:33.01 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:17:34.94 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:27:38.99 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:37:42.31 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:47:45.94 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse. -- James Dean
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 03:57:48.48 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Allen
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 04:07:54.34 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/23(金) 04:17:57.04 ID:FJFzi+Kx
ボットのつぶやき : Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/24(土) 18:23:14.11 ID:x4ldo0vs
Post WWE and I'm the Rock
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/24(土) 23:54:07.81 ID:x4ldo0vs
ポットのつぶやき:
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:11:08.06 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. -- Michael Korda
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:17:11.48 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:23:14.21 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:29:16.68 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -- D.E. Knuth
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:35:23.22 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have to sleep every few days.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:41:26.65 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Allen
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:47:29.53 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:53:32.87 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/25(日) 23:59:35.15 ID:aS9s0T3o
ボットのつぶやき : Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:05:38.18 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : There are no winners in life, only survivors.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:11:41.10 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead." -- Lucy Van Pelt
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:17:47.79 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:23:54.12 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Real Time, adj.: Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:29:57.82 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:36:03.50 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her. -- McCoy, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.3
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:42:07.75 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:48:15.18 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 00:54:19.10 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions. -- Johnny Hart
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:00:24.23 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! -- Jim Warner
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:06:28.78 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:12:33.65 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:18:36.49 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:24:40.76 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. -- Abbie Hoffman
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:30:45.39 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Established technology tends to persist in the face of new technology. -- G. Blaauw, one of the designers of System 360
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:36:52.23 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:43:01.48 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:49:10.11 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. -- Jack Paar
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 01:55:17.05 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month): Don't Write On Walls! (and underneath) You want I should type?
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:01:24.73 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Alea iacta est. [The die is cast] -- Gaius Julius Caesar
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:07:32.53 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:13:38.03 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:19:40.69 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:25:46.20 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : In God we trust; all else we walk through.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:31:48.80 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Braun
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:37:55.05 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : "Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures." -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:44:00.65 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:50:03.01 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : sillema sillema nika su
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 02:56:08.17 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:02:15.94 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : "I've seen it. It's rubbish." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:08:19.49 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : You will not be elected to public office this year.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:14:28.05 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : You will be run over by a beer truck.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:20:37.62 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:26:42.33 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Bit off more than my mind could chew, Shower or suicide, what do I do? -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:32:46.29 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:38:57.62 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe. -- Baba Ram Dass
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:45:01.65 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : A day without sunshine is like night.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:51:07.93 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 03:57:10.36 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -- Walt Disney
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 04:03:20.98 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Harp not on that string. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 04:09:24.74 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it). -- Bill Joy 6/21/85
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バイさるマスター :2012/03/26(月) 04:15:32.98 ID:S7ZIks8q
ボットのつぶやき : Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
ボットのつぶやき : When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
ボットのつぶやき : Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
ボットのつぶやき : Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
ボットのつぶやき : Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Envy, n.: Wishing you'd been born with an unfair advantage, instead of having to try and acquire one.
ボットのつぶやき : The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
ボットのつぶやき : Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada
ボットのつぶやき : No directory.
ボットのつぶやき : Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"
ボットのつぶやき : The poetry of heroism appeals irresitably to those who don't go to a war, and even more so to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy." -- Celine
ボットのつぶやき : If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, ... it expects what never was and never will be. -- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : What soon grows old? Gratitude. -- Aristotle
ボットのつぶやき : I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.
ボットのつぶやき : APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them. -- Roy Keir
ボットのつぶやき : If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
ボットのつぶやき : What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -- Steve Martin
ボットのつぶやき : An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. -- James Michener, "Space"
ボットのつぶやき : Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other. -- Oscar Ameringer
ボットのつぶやき : The future lies ahead.
ボットのつぶやき : Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
ボットのつぶやき : Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
ボットのつぶやき : "If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time serving it..." -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
ボットのつぶやき : God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't. -- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together. -- Jean de la Bruyere
ボットのつぶやき : The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes
ボットのつぶやき : What we see depends on mainly what we look for. -- John Lubbock
ボットのつぶやき : Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
ボットのつぶやき : I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- Aneurin Bevan
ボットのつぶやき : All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility. -- Chuang-tzu
ボットのつぶやき : Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. -- Daniel Dennett
ボットのつぶやき : Rune's Rule: If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
ボットのつぶやき : Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. -- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : take forceful action: Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
ボットのつぶやき : Things are not always what they seem. -- Phaedrus
ボットのつぶやき : Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
ボットのつぶやき : The good life was so elusive It really got me down I had to regain some confidence So I got into camouflage
ボットのつぶやき : Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
ボットのつぶやき : When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
ボットのつぶやき : Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever dies there. No one has a head....
ボットのつぶやき : "The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down." -- H.L. Mencken
ボットのつぶやき : Almost anything derogatory you could say about today's software design would be accurate. -- K.E. Iverson
ボットのつぶやき : We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves. -- Crazy Jimmy
ボットのつぶやき : Weinberg's First Law: Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
ボットのつぶやき : Practice yourself what you preach. -- Titus Maccius Plautus
ボットのつぶやき : Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
ボットのつぶやき : All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
ボットのつぶやき : PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
ボットのつぶやき : At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. -- Marshall Lumsden
ボットのつぶやき : You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
ボットのつぶやき : "When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail." -- Abraham Maslow
ボットのつぶやき : We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
ボットのつぶやき : "I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics." - from "The Graduate"
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23 Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.
ボットのつぶやき : I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner. -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"
ボットのつぶやき : Elegance and truth are inversely related. -- Becker's Razor
ボットのつぶやき : PIZZA!!
ボットのつぶやき : "Free markets select for winning solutions." -- Eric S. Raymond
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot have a science without measurement. -- R. W. Hamming
ボットのつぶやき : My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore.
ボットのつぶやき : Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.
ボットのつぶやき : Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
ボットのつぶやき : "Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst." - Thomas Paine
ボットのつぶやき : A dead man cannot bite. -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
ボットのつぶやき : ... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
ボットのつぶやき : No guts, no glory.
ボットのつぶやき : Depart in pieces, i.e., split.
ボットのつぶやき : "Little else matters than to write good code." -- Karl Lehenbauer
ボットのつぶやき : The Law of the Letter: The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.
ボットのつぶやき : Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. -- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
ボットのつぶやき : Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
ボットのつぶやき : The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -- E. Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : Denver, n.: A smallish city located just below the `O' in Colorado.
ボットのつぶやき : Practice yourself what you preach. -- Titus Maccius Plautus
ボットのつぶやき : Oatmeal raisin.
ボットのつぶやき : Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
ボットのつぶやき : The only rose without thorns is friendship.
ボットのつぶやき : The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert?
ボットのつぶやき : This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
ボットのつぶやき : Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
ボットのつぶやき : I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
ボットのつぶやき : The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
ボットのつぶやき : Reputation, adj.: What others are not thinking about you.
ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are we wet yet?
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.
ボットのつぶやき : I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
ボットのつぶやき : It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. -- Plutarch
ボットのつぶやき : Auction: A gyp off the old block.
ボットのつぶやき : Victory or defeat!
ボットのつぶやき : You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
ボットのつぶやき : What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
ボットのつぶやき : What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
ボットのつぶやき : fortune: No such file or directory
ボットのつぶやき : What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?
ボットのつぶやき : Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt. -- Snoopy
ボットのつぶやき : The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]
ボットのつぶやき : Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. -- Aleister Crowley
ボットのつぶやき : Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
ボットのつぶやき : An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
ボットのつぶやき : A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S.J. Perelman
ボットのつぶやき : Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
ボットのつぶやき : I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
ボットのつぶやき : In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
ボットのつぶやき : People of privilege will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material part of their advantage. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton
ボットのつぶやき : I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. -- Seneca
ボットのつぶやき : ... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
ボットのつぶやき : If it heals good, say it.
ボットのつぶやき : "My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol." -- George Carlin
ボットのつぶやき : We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his own facts. -- Patrick Moynihan
ボットのつぶやき : The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
ボットのつぶやき : ... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.
ボットのつぶやき : Sauron is alive in Argentina!
ボットのつぶやき : There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. -- Josh Billings
ボットのつぶやき : Without life, Biology itself would be impossible.
ボットのつぶやき : How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? -- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
ボットのつぶやき : People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure. -- Russell Baker
ボットのつぶやき : Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs
ボットのつぶやき : I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
ボットのつぶやき : If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
ボットのつぶやき : Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach Boys
ボットのつぶやき : People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
ボットのつぶやき : Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
ボットのつぶやき : What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry? -- Ashleigh Brilliant
ボットのつぶやき : If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end. -- Bert Whitney
ボットのつぶやき : hacker, n.: A master byter.
ボットのつぶやき : The good life was so elusive It really got me down I had to regain some confidence So I got into camouflage
ボットのつぶやき : I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. -- Rodney Dangerfield
ボットのつぶやき : Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith
ボットのつぶやき : A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.
ボットのつぶやき : "And they told us, what they wanted... Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance." -- Kate Bush
ボットのつぶやき : We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
ボットのつぶやき : "I've seen it. It's rubbish." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
ボットのつぶやき : YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
ボットのつぶやき : Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.
ボットのつぶやき : Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
ボットのつぶやき : Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? -- Carl Sandburg
ボットのつぶやき : Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventurer
ボットのつぶやき : Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.
ボットのつぶやき : Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
ボットのつぶやき : It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when you're stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm. -- Dion, noted computer scientist
ボットのつぶやき : If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. -- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face.
ボットのつぶやき : So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
ボットのつぶやき : If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government! -- Mr. Interesting
ボットのつぶやき : It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground. -- Daniel B. Luten
ボットのつぶやき : TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
ボットのつぶやき : Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
ボットのつぶやき : One person's error is another person's data.
ボットのつぶやき : Of ______course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
ボットのつぶやき : The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it. -- Richard P. Feynman
ボットのつぶやき : It is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- The Fox, 'The Little Prince"
ボットのつぶやき : For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do. -- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)
ボットのつぶやき : Where is John Carson now that we need him? -- RLG
ボットのつぶやき : Long life is in store for you.
ボットのつぶやき : You will be held hostage by a radical group.
ボットのつぶやき : The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
ボットのつぶやき : Hi Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna help on the audit now? -- "The Rockford Files"
ボットのつぶやき : management, n.: The art of getting other people to do all the work.
ボットのつぶやき : Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wier
ボットのつぶやき : Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp
ボットのつぶやき : Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!
ボットのつぶやき : Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. -- Oliver Herford
ボットのつぶやき : The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. -- Sir George Jessel
ボットのつぶやき : When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
ボットのつぶやき : economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J.K. Galbraith. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
ボットのつぶやき : Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
ボットのつぶやき : Backed up the system lately?
ボットのつぶやき : I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett
ボットのつぶやき : What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertold Brecht
ボットのつぶやき : Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
ボットのつぶやき : I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
ボットのつぶやき : A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
ボットのつぶやき : There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind." "Whose?" "MINE! HA-HA!"
ボットのつぶやき : Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.
ボットのつぶやき : Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. -- Mt.
ボットのつぶやき : Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions, wins few friends, Germans excepted. -- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A Day"
ボットのつぶやき : When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
ボットのつぶやき : The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social sciences' is: some do, some don't. -- Ernest Rutherford
ボットのつぶやき : Moneyliness is next to Godliness. -- Andries van Dam
ボットのつぶやき : You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
ボットのつぶやき : Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
ボットのつぶやき : "It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it." -- Henry Allen
ボットのつぶやき : *** System shutdown message from root *** System going down in 60 seconds
ボットのつぶやき : Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.
ボットのつぶやき : "Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson
ボットのつぶやき : Why do seagulls live near the sea? 'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
ボットのつぶやき : Life is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else. -- Clarence Darrow
ボットのつぶやき : There's no heavier burden than a great potential.
ボットのつぶやき : Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
ボットのつぶやき : When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
ボットのつぶやき : AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! AWAKE! -- J. R. R. Tolkien
ボットのつぶやき : Alone, adj.: In bad company. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
ボットのつぶやき : You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
ボットのつぶやき : Stay away from flying saucers today.
ボットのつぶやき : I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.
ボットのつぶやき : 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
ボットのつぶやき : He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
ボットのつぶやき : Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made. -- Immanuel Kant
ボットのつぶやき : RAM wasn't built in a day.
ボットのつぶやき : "Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas." - Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
ボットのつぶやき : No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
ボットのつぶやき : Fishbowl, n.: A glass-enclosed isolation cell where newly promoted managers are kept for observation.
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
ボットのつぶやき : Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. -- J.K. Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble: and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust. -- Sir Thomas More
ボットのつぶやき : When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. -- Niccolo Machiavelli
ボットのつぶやき : Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
ボットのつぶやき : It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
ボットのつぶやき : Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
ボットのつぶやき : no maintenance: Impossible to fix.
ボットのつぶやき : The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
ボットのつぶやき : Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
ボットのつぶやき : What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
ボットのつぶやき : "A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon." -- Steel City News
ボットのつぶやき : I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?
ボットのつぶやき : I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental instability. -- Psychology Professor, Farifield University
ボットのつぶやき : Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.
ボットのつぶやき : Everyone is in the best seat. -- John Cage
ボットのつぶやき : "Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City." -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded.
ボットのつぶやき : "In the fight between you and the world, back the world." --Frank Zappa
ボットのつぶやき : Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? -- Tom Stoppard
ボットのつぶやき : There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"
ボットのつぶやき : I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM ... I'm VIBRATORY ...
ボットのつぶやき : Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
ボットのつぶやき : Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
ボットのつぶやき : Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
ボットのつぶやき : Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert Carson
ボットのつぶやき : Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
ボットのつぶやき : O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
ボットのつぶやき : over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
ボットのつぶやき : Absence makes the heart grow fonder -- of somebody else.
ボットのつぶやき : TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
ボットのつぶやき : Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber
ボットのつぶやき : Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
ボットのつぶやき : The only constant is change.
ボットのつぶやき : The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol
ボットのつぶやき : In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The creator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across.
ボットのつぶやき : You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
ボットのつぶやき : I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. -- Lenny Bruce
ボットのつぶやき : Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. -- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
ボットのつぶやき : "Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit" - T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
ボットのつぶやき : Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
ボットのつぶやき : "I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow, or I'll have your guts for spaghetti." -- a comic panel by Cotham
ボットのつぶやき : Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
ボットのつぶやき : I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something. -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil
ボットのつぶやき : The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate. -- Doug Sneyd
ボットのつぶやき : Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null -- und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.
ボットのつぶやき : A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
ボットのつぶやき : A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
ボットのつぶやき : With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd Garrison
ボットのつぶやき : People who push both buttons should get their wish.
ボットのつぶやき : Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. -- Descartes, 1637
ボットのつぶやき : Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
ボットのつぶやき : Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.] -- Seneca
ボットのつぶやき : This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.
ボットのつぶやき : He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
ボットのつぶやき : "What did you do when the ship sank?" "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."
ボットのつぶやき : If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
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工場で壁にめり込む人がいるんですけどどうすればできるか教えてください
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そ〜なの〜
あげてみる
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チート面白くない、ぜんぜん
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チート面白くない、ぜんぜん
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チート面白くない、ぜんぜん
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名無しさんはチート好き?
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名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。 :2013/01/08(火) 21:51:43.96 ID:uHbr3xUZ
ぜんぜん
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チート部屋いこいこ^−^
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名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。 :
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