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2 ：x：2012/03/07(水) 23:11:21.36 ID:aIWb+c4t
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3 ：Jack the Ripper：2012/03/08(木) 20:39:10.58 ID:IEDTe9zA
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宜しくお願い致します！
心の底からお願い致します！
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ボットのつぶやき : Spiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporal
power should not become too important in any church.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
power should not become too important in any church.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
ボットのつぶやき : tax office, n.:
Den of inequity.
Den of inequity.
ボットのつぶやき : "...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
ボットのつぶやき : COBOL:
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
ボットのつぶやき : If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.
-- Wittgenstein
-- Wittgenstein
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
ボットのつぶやき : Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven
ボットのつぶやき : It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
ボットのつぶやき : Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
-- Jerome K. Jerome
ボットのつぶやき : Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
ボットのつぶやき : There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine to die,
and we will conquer. Follow me.
-- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)
and we will conquer. Follow me.
-- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)
ボットのつぶやき : Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them.
give it back to them.
ボットのつぶやき : Mother Earth is not flat!
ボットのつぶやき : If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those
around you.
around you.
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ボットのつぶやき : My NOSE is NUMB!
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ボットのつぶやき : The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
(Bruce Ediger, [email protected], in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)
(Bruce Ediger, [email protected], in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)
ボットのつぶやき : The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
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ボットのつぶやき : They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
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ボットのつぶやき : Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes.
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31 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/16(金) 16:04:52.06 ID:VE98U9uK
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ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on
strike. To make less money."
"I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on
strike. To make less money."
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ボットのつぶやき : Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
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ボットのつぶやき : Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.
-- Jimmy Breslin
-- Jimmy Breslin
ボットのつぶやき : I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
ボットのつぶやき : "Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?"
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the... the... uhh.....
ボットのつぶやき : Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
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45 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/16(金) 16:46:50.47 ID:VE98U9uK
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ボットのつぶやき : Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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ボットのつぶやき : optimist, n:
A bagpiper with a beeper.
A bagpiper with a beeper.
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ボットのつぶやき : Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which
side I'm on.
side I'm on.
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ボットのつぶやき : Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
ボットのつぶやき : You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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ボットのつぶやき : Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
ボットのつぶやき : Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
ボットのつぶやき : Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.
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ボットのつぶやき : lighthouse, n.:
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
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ボットのつぶやき : Satellite Safety Tip #14:
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
ボットのつぶやき : Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
ボットのつぶやき : The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Erlich
-- Paul Erlich
ボットのつぶやき : Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
-- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7
-- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7
ボットのつぶやき : Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
ボットのつぶやき : "No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."
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ボットのつぶやき : May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
Thousand Caramels.
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ボットのつぶやき : The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
-- Charles de Gaulle
ボットのつぶやき : If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
ボットのつぶやき : Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb
-- Indian proverb
ボットのつぶやき : Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
-- Louise Beal
-- Louise Beal
ボットのつぶやき : System going down in 5 minutes.
ボットのつぶやき : The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.
ボットのつぶやき : Confidant, confidante, n:
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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ボットのつぶやき : Incumbent, n.:
Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.
and captain of your soul.
ボットのつぶやき : T-shirt:
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
ボットのつぶやき : If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
ボットのつぶやき : A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
ボットのつぶやき : History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban
exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban
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ボットのつぶやき : Your love life will be... interesting.
ボットのつぶやき : ... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
of a KOSHER DELI --
ボットのつぶやき : A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
ボットのつぶやき : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
ボットのつぶやき : Old mail has arrived.
ボットのつぶやき : The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social
sciences' is: some do, some don't.
-- Ernest Rutherford
sciences' is: some do, some don't.
-- Ernest Rutherford
ボットのつぶやき : You can never do just one thing.
-- Hardin
-- Hardin
ボットのつぶやき : Pickle's Law:
If Congress must do a painful thing,
the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
If Congress must do a painful thing,
the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
ボットのつぶやき : Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
-- David Letterman
ボットのつぶやき : As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
the potato salad.
ボットのつぶやき : Lonesome?
Like a change?
Like a new job?
Like excitement?
Like to meet new and interesting people?
JUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!
Like a change?
Like a new job?
Like excitement?
Like to meet new and interesting people?
JUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.
-- Snoopy
-- Snoopy
ボットのつぶやき : Class, that's the only thing that counts in life. Class.
Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead.
-- "Bugsy" Siegel
Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead.
-- "Bugsy" Siegel
ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
-- Calvin Trillin
-- Calvin Trillin
ボットのつぶやき : The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero.
ボットのつぶやき : Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith are in complete
discord.
discord.
ボットのつぶやき : Data, n.:
Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced
the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced
the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
ボットのつぶやき : "Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, [email protected]
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, [email protected]
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is finished until the paperwork is done.
ボットのつぶやき : This is for all ill-treated fellows
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
ボットのつぶやき : Finster's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
ボットのつぶやき : Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
ボットのつぶやき : Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting
a falsehood, isn't it?
-- A. Hope
a falsehood, isn't it?
-- A. Hope
ボットのつぶやき : Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
ボットのつぶやき : Did I say 2? I lied.
ボットのつぶやき : "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin the paranoid android
-- Marvin the paranoid android
ボットのつぶやき : God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
ボットのつぶやき : If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Sauron is alive in Argentina!
ボットのつぶやき : Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
A: One leg is both the same.
ボットのつぶやき : Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't abandon hope. Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
ボットのつぶやき : Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
Superiority is recessive.
Superiority is recessive.
ボットのつぶやき : Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
ボットのつぶやき : F: When into a room I plunge, I
Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On the poison they're exuding.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On the poison they're exuding.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
ボットのつぶやき : What's the MATTER Sid? ... Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?
ボットのつぶやき : LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, [email protected], with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
(from David Black, [email protected], with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
ボットのつぶやき : "The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
-- Bakunin
[ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]
-- Bakunin
[ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]
ボットのつぶやき : You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
ボットのつぶやき : War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
ボットのつぶやき : What ever happened to happily ever after?
ボットのつぶやき : f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
ボットのつぶやき : I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
-- Gallagher
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
-- Gallagher
ボットのつぶやき : Baruch's Observation:
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
ボットのつぶやき : Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf. Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
ボットのつぶやき : Only fools are quoted.
-- Anonymous
-- Anonymous
ボットのつぶやき : "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
ボットのつぶやき : While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
are making another attack.
ボットのつぶやき : Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.
for a dial tone.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly misleading.
Debug only code.
-- Dave Storer
Debug only code.
-- Dave Storer
ボットのつぶやき : I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
ボットのつぶやき : "Just think of a computer as hardware you can program."
-- Nigel de la Tierre
-- Nigel de la Tierre
ボットのつぶやき : You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
ボットのつぶやき : Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.
ボットのつぶやき : Antonym, n.:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
ボットのつぶやき : "What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying."
-- Nikita Khrushchev
-- Nikita Khrushchev
ボットのつぶやき : Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular
momentum.
momentum.
ボットのつぶやき : Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders?? Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
ボットのつぶやき : If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
really make them think they'll hate you.
ボットのつぶやき : Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
ボットのつぶやき : Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
ボットのつぶやき : "You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
Over and Over"
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
Over and Over"
ボットのつぶやき : F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
ボットのつぶやき : Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics,
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users never use the Help key.
ボットのつぶやき : Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who
can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa
can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa
ボットのつぶやき : Whitehead's Law:
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
ボットのつぶやき : lisp, v.:
To call a spade a thpade.
To call a spade a thpade.
ボットのつぶやき : And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee,
"Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!
"Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!
ボットのつぶやき : I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
ボットのつぶやき : The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.
-- George Meredith
-- George Meredith
ボットのつぶやき : "Facts are stupid things."
-- President Ronald Reagan
(a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
-- President Ronald Reagan
(a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
ボットのつぶやき : In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car
it's impossible.
it's impossible.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
ボットのつぶやき : Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
ボットのつぶやき : Where there are visible vapors, having their prevenance in ignited
carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
ボットのつぶやき : FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
ボットのつぶやき : How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
ボットのつぶやき : I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
ボットのつぶやき : He who loses, wins the race,
And parallel lines meet in space.
-- John Boyd, "Last Starship from Earth"
And parallel lines meet in space.
-- John Boyd, "Last Starship from Earth"
ボットのつぶやき : Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
ボットのつぶやき : These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
ボットのつぶやき : A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminate
the potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.
the potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.
ボットのつぶやき : Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
ボットのつぶやき : VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
ボットのつぶやき : If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
ボットのつぶやき : Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you
suffer.
suffer.
ボットのつぶやき : The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
-- Ogden Nash
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82
ボットのつぶやき : For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
-- Harrison
-- Harrison
ボットのつぶやき : If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
ボットのつぶやき : Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
ボットのつぶやき : No rock so hard but that a little wave
May beat admission in a thousand years.
-- Tennyson
May beat admission in a thousand years.
-- Tennyson
ボットのつぶやき : It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers
have been all over it.
-- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.
have been all over it.
-- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.
ボットのつぶやき : He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
-- Jonathon Swift
-- Jonathon Swift
ボットのつぶやき : "Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
ボットのつぶやき : love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
ボットのつぶやき : You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
ボットのつぶやき : Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where,
it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
-- Fran Lebowitz
it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
-- Fran Lebowitz
ボットのつぶやき : Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
ボットのつぶやき : Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein
-- R. Heinlein
ボットのつぶやき : idleness, n.:
Leisure gone to seed.
Leisure gone to seed.
ボットのつぶやき : I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas, fils
-- Alexandre Dumas, fils
ボットのつぶやき : A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three
days old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.
days old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.
ボットのつぶやき : The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
ボットのつぶやき : Truth can wait; he's used to it.
ボットのつぶやき : Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
ボットのつぶやき : It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
ボットのつぶやき : God helps them that themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
ボットのつぶやき : This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
ボットのつぶやき : Ignore previous fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
-- Benjamin Disraeli
ボットのつぶやき : "OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
-- Dr. Joy
-- Dr. Joy
ボットのつぶやき : When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
-- Samuel Johnson
-- Samuel Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : Gilbert's Discovery:
Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces
sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces
sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
ボットのつぶやき : "Yo baby yo baby yo."
-- Eddie Murphy
-- Eddie Murphy
ボットのつぶやき : Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
ボットのつぶやき : Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
ボットのつぶやき : Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
ボットのつぶやき : A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
ボットのつぶやき : It's clever, but is it art?
ボットのつぶやき : The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
-- Sophocles
-- Sophocles
ボットのつぶやき : Command, n.:
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
ボットのつぶやき : On a clear disk you can seek forever.
-- P. Denning
-- P. Denning
ボットのつぶやき : I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
-- Phil Harris
-- Phil Harris
ボットのつぶやき : The Second Law of Thermodynamics:
If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warner
If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warner
ボットのつぶやき : Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped
teething.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
teething.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
ボットのつぶやき : "If anything can go wrong, it will."
-- Edsel Murphy
-- Edsel Murphy
ボットのつぶやき : NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
ボットのつぶやき : Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.
-- Howard Chaykin
-- Howard Chaykin
ボットのつぶやき : Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
Advertising wondrous things.
Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
ボットのつぶやき : Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
-- Monty Python
-- Monty Python
ボットのつぶやき : Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
ボットのつぶやき : Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
ボットのつぶやき : There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.
ボットのつぶやき : The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
ボットのつぶやき : God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
-- Paul Valery
-- Paul Valery
ボットのつぶやき : Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more
deadly in the long run.
-- Mark Twain
deadly in the long run.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood
of bean counters.
-- Alan Kay
of bean counters.
-- Alan Kay
ボットのつぶやき : A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-- Medieval prayer
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-- Medieval prayer
ボットのつぶやき : Welcome to Utah.
If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!
If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!
ボットのつぶやき : "The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
ボットのつぶやき : Agnes' Law:
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
ボットのつぶやき : You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
ボットのつぶやき : I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
-- Bob Hope
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
-- Bob Hope
ボットのつぶやき : A programming language is low level when its programs require attention
to the irrelevant.
to the irrelevant.
ボットのつぶやき : In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
ボットのつぶやき : SUN Microsystems:
The Network IS the Load Average.
The Network IS the Load Average.
ボットのつぶやき : "Yo baby yo baby yo."
-- Eddie Murphy
-- Eddie Murphy
ボットのつぶやき : And on the eighth day, we bulldozed it.
ボットのつぶやき : Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"
other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
little to recommend it.
-- Allan Sherman
little to recommend it.
-- Allan Sherman
ボットのつぶやき : Complex system:
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
One with real problems and imaginary profits.
ボットのつぶやき : U: There's a U -- a Unicorn!
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
ボットのつぶやき : Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
ボットのつぶやき : To add insult to injury.
-- Phaedrus
-- Phaedrus
ボットのつぶやき : Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
ボットのつぶやき : ... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
ボットのつぶやき : A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
ボットのつぶやき : Goldenstern's Rules:
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
ボットのつぶやき : Remembering is for those who have forgotten.
-- Chinese proverb
-- Chinese proverb
ボットのつぶやき : Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
ボットのつぶやき : Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
-- Bob Dylan
-- Bob Dylan
ボットのつぶやき : PLUG IT IN!!!
ボットのつぶやき : If anything can go wrong, it will.
ボットのつぶやき : He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.
ボットのつぶやき : Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
ボットのつぶやき : Entropy requires no maintenance.
-- Markoff Chaney
-- Markoff Chaney
ボットのつぶやき : Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
ボットのつぶやき : If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
ボットのつぶやき : First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ... So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
ボットのつぶやき : Great minds run in great circles.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
"Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
ボットのつぶやき : Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?
-- Ogden Nash
But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling
-- James J. Ling
ボットのつぶやき : If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting
could change the system, it would be illegal.
could change the system, it would be illegal.
ボットのつぶやき : WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the
NEGATIVE IONS!!
NEGATIVE IONS!!
ボットのつぶやき : He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.
-- Bion
-- Bion
ボットのつぶやき : Life is both difficult and time consuming.
ボットのつぶやき : If anything can go wrong, it will.
ボットのつぶやき : Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain
as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : "Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."
-- Alex Schure
-- Alex Schure
ボットのつぶやき : Fine's Corollary:
Functionality breeds Contempt.
Functionality breeds Contempt.
ボットのつぶやき : The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
ボットのつぶやき : I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than
reign among the dead.
-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
reign among the dead.
-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
ボットのつぶやき : When smashing monuments, save the pedstals -- they always come in handy.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
ボットのつぶやき : YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
ボットのつぶやき : Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
-- David Letterman
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
cling."
ボットのつぶやき : McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
ボットのつぶやき : There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it is done in private
and you wash your hands afterward.
and you wash your hands afterward.
ボットのつぶやき : It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
ボットのつぶやき : I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
ボットのつぶやき : Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
ボットのつぶやき : You look tired.
ボットのつぶやき : The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
-- Wittgenstein.
-- Wittgenstein.
ボットのつぶやき : DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
ボットのつぶやき : The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
-- Finlay Peter Dunne
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
-- Finlay Peter Dunne
ボットのつぶやき : When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
ボットのつぶやき : Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce a spectator to
sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?
sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?
ボットのつぶやき : The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
ボットのつぶやき : Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
ボットのつぶやき : A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
ボットのつぶやき : A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
ボットのつぶやき : "They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!"
ボットのつぶやき : Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.
the snow.
ボットのつぶやき : Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's?
-- P.J. Plauger
-- P.J. Plauger
ボットのつぶやき : Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
-- Charles Bukowski
-- Charles Bukowski
ボットのつぶやき : The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper
-- Lucille S. Harper
ボットのつぶやき : Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
ボットのつぶやき : Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
ボットのつぶやき : Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
ボットのつぶやき : Double!
ボットのつぶやき : There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course,
I never heard the story before.
I never heard the story before.
ボットのつぶやき : Murray's Rule:
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
down the system for days.
ボットのつぶやき : To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard
-- Elbert Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : Information is the inverse of entropy.
ボットのつぶやき : Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
ボットのつぶやき : Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
ボットのつぶやき : We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.
Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.
-- Dennis Miller
Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.
-- Dennis Miller
ボットのつぶやき : Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
ボットのつぶやき : I always say beauty is only sin deep.
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
ボットのつぶやき : There is no education that is not political. An apolitical
education is also political because it is purposely isolating.
education is also political because it is purposely isolating.
ボットのつぶやき : Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery?
One fortunate cookie...
One fortunate cookie...
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't have time to do it right, where are you going to find the time
to do it over?
to do it over?
ボットのつぶやき : Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
ボットのつぶやき : FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
ボットのつぶやき : It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
ボットのつぶやき : >Ever heard of .cshrc?
That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)
That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)
ボットのつぶやき : If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.
-- Robert Frost
-- Robert Frost
ボットのつぶやき : Landru! Guide us!
-- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
-- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4
ボットのつぶやき : "Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
ボットのつぶやき : I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
ボットのつぶやき : If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
ボットのつぶやき : It's all in the mind, ya know.
ボットのつぶやき : Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.
ボットのつぶやき : It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
ボットのつぶやき : An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
ボットのつぶやき : Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
ボットのつぶやき : A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.
-- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"
-- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"
ボットのつぶやき : It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
ボットのつぶやき : Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.
ボットのつぶやき : genealogy, n.:
An account of one's descent from an ancestor
who did not particularly care to trace his own.
-- Ambrose Bierce
An account of one's descent from an ancestor
who did not particularly care to trace his own.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
ボットのつぶやき : Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
ボットのつぶやき : "Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."
-- Alex Schure
-- Alex Schure
ボットのつぶやき : Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.
-- Donald Kaul
-- Donald Kaul
ボットのつぶやき : If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing,
your doing was worthless.
-- Edwim Schrodinger
your doing was worthless.
-- Edwim Schrodinger
ボットのつぶやき : This place just isn't big enough for all of us. We've got to find a way
off this planet.
off this planet.
ボットのつぶやき : "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
-- Ronald Mabbitt
-- Ronald Mabbitt
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
ボットのつぶやき : The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
at the steam fitters' picnic.
at the steam fitters' picnic.
ボットのつぶやき : Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
no one we know belongs.
no one we know belongs.
ボットのつぶやき : Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
ボットのつぶやき : Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
ボットのつぶやき : "Facts are stupid things."
-- President Ronald Reagan
(a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
-- President Ronald Reagan
(a blooper from his speeach at the '88 GOP convention)
ボットのつぶやき : Delay is preferable to error.
-- Thomas Jefferson
-- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : Guillotine, n.:
A French chopping center.
A French chopping center.
ボットのつぶやき : I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G.B. Shaw
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G.B. Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : Work expands to fill the time available.
-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
ボットのつぶやき : "Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- The New Mighty Mouse
-- The New Mighty Mouse
ボットのつぶやき : Absence makes the heart forget.
ボットのつぶやき : A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe
ボットのつぶやき : The Illiterati Programus Canto 1:
A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and
sometimes it blows.
A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and
sometimes it blows.
ボットのつぶやき : He laughs at every joke three times... once when it's told, once when
it's explained, and once when he understands it.
it's explained, and once when he understands it.
ボットのつぶやき : drug, n:
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
ボットのつぶやき : Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
-- Tom Robbins
-- Tom Robbins
ボットのつぶやき : I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words.
-- Lenny Bruce
-- Lenny Bruce
ボットのつぶやき : That feeling just came over me.
-- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
-- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
ボットのつぶやき : Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
ボットのつぶやき : The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
ボットのつぶやき : Menu, n.:
A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
ボットのつぶやき : To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
ボットのつぶやき : Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.
- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"
- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"
ボットのつぶやき : Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
ボットのつぶやき : When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
ボットのつぶやき : We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
-- Thucydides
-- Thucydides
ボットのつぶやき : Long life is in store for you.
ボットのつぶやき : An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
ボットのつぶやき : Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
ボットのつぶやき : You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
ボットのつぶやき : Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
ボットのつぶやき : I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
ボットのつぶやき : You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he
is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
-- Sydney Harris
is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
-- Sydney Harris
ボットのつぶやき : This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
ボットのつぶやき : My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
-- Crazy Jimmy
ボットのつぶやき : I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
ボットのつぶやき : He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
ボットのつぶやき : You will be married within a year.
ボットのつぶやき : 186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.
ボットのつぶやき : What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
ボットのつぶやき : The greatest disloyalty one can offer to great pioneers is to refuse to
move an inch from where they stood.
move an inch from where they stood.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
ボットのつぶやき : Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
ボットのつぶやき : Boy, that crayon sure did hurt!
ボットのつぶやき : Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children.
-- Michael Joseph, "Observer"
-- Michael Joseph, "Observer"
ボットのつぶやき : I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
-- Raoul Duke
-- Raoul Duke
ボットのつぶやき : To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift.
-- Shelley
-- Shelley
ボットのつぶやき : Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
ボットのつぶやき : A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-- Medieval prayer
[From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]
-- Medieval prayer
ボットのつぶやき : EARTH
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER
ボットのつぶやき : Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.
ボットのつぶやき : Are you having fun yet?
ボットのつぶやき : One good thing about music,
Well, it helps you feel no pain.
So hit me with music;
Hit me with music now.
-- Bob Marley, "Trenchtown Rock"
Well, it helps you feel no pain.
So hit me with music;
Hit me with music now.
-- Bob Marley, "Trenchtown Rock"
ボットのつぶやき : One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net! How will it
live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you."
live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you."
ボットのつぶやき : wok, n.:
Something to thwow at a wabbit.
Something to thwow at a wabbit.
ボットのつぶやき : panic: kernel trap (ignored)
ボットのつぶやき : Each kiss is as the first.
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
-- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
stardate 4842.6
ボットのつぶやき : IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
becoming pure energy.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
ボットのつぶやき : If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
ボットのつぶやき : "Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller
than the both put together."
than the both put together."
ボットのつぶやき : Collaboration, n.:
A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.
A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.
ボットのつぶやき : Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.
ボットのつぶやき : "What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from
such a trifling investment in fact."
-- Carl S. Gutekunst
such a trifling investment in fact."
-- Carl S. Gutekunst
ボットのつぶやき : If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
ボットのつぶやき : The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
-- Emo Philips
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
-- Emo Philips
ボットのつぶやき : Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.
ボットのつぶやき : To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
-- Jack Paar
-- Jack Paar
ボットのつぶやき : Fortune and love befriend the bold.
-- Ovid
-- Ovid
ボットのつぶやき : All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.
ボットのつぶやき : "She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
-- Morrisey
you should hear me play piano.'"
-- Morrisey
ボットのつぶやき : She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
-- Tommy Manville
-- Tommy Manville
ボットのつぶやき : He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
ボットのつぶやき : Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
ボットのつぶやき : When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
make a decision.
ボットのつぶやき : All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
ボットのつぶやき : Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on
that subject.
-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand
that subject.
-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand
ボットのつぶやき : You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West
-- Mae West
ボットのつぶやき : Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with
constructive praise.
constructive praise.
ボットのつぶやき : "It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?" -- Peter Oakley
ボットのつぶやき : My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
ボットのつぶやき : You will inherit millions of dollars.
ボットのつぶやき : You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
ボットのつぶやき : Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price
ボットのつぶやき : Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is but what is not.
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
ボットのつぶやき : He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
ボットのつぶやき : An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be
devoured.
-- Konrad Adenauer
devoured.
-- Konrad Adenauer
ボットのつぶやき : There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
-- Walt Disney
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
ボットのつぶやき : Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
ボットのつぶやき : Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten
to the punch.
to the punch.
ボットのつぶやき : There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : The Illiterati Programus Canto 1:
A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and
sometimes it blows.
A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and
sometimes it blows.
ボットのつぶやき : I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all
saloonkeepers were Democrats.
saloonkeepers were Democrats.
ボットのつぶやき : You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
ボットのつぶやき : And now for something completely the same.
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
-- Mt.
-- Mt.
ボットのつぶやき : The faster I go, the behinder I get.
-- Lewis Carroll
-- Lewis Carroll
ボットのつぶやき : TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
ボットのつぶやき : I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
ボットのつぶやき : Elevators smell different to midgets.
ボットのつぶやき : Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
ボットのつぶやき : The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have
his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad
his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad
ボットのつぶやき : The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
-- Alfred Adler
ボットのつぶやき : "Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95."
ボットのつぶやき : I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
ボットのつぶやき : There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.
-- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929 (Black Tuesday)
-- Thomas W. Lamont, October 29, 1929 (Black Tuesday)
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are we laid back yet?
ボットのつぶやき : You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
ボットのつぶやき : A modem is a baudy house.
ボットのつぶやき : You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
salesman.
ボットのつぶやき : Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
ボットのつぶやき : Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
wish you weren't.
ボットのつぶやき : We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
-- Lao Tsu
-- Lao Tsu
ボットのつぶやき : A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.
without ketchup and mustard.
ボットのつぶやき : He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.
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ボットのつぶやき : I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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ボットのつぶやき : A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.
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ボットのつぶやき : Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
ボットのつぶやき : The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
-- Oscar Wilde
-- Oscar Wilde
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ボットのつぶやき : He who invents adages for others to peruse
takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
ボットのつぶやき : byob, v:
Believing Your Own Bull
Believing Your Own Bull
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ボットのつぶやき : You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning on
coming back down.
-- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"
coming back down.
-- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"
ボットのつぶやき : When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
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ボットのつぶやき : Goodbye, cool world.
ボットのつぶやき : Wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us.
-- R. Browning
To see oursels as others see us.
-- R. Browning
ボットのつぶやき : It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
ボットのつぶやき : Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.
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ボットのつぶやき : It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : Prizes are for children.
-- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the
Pulitzer prize
-- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the
Pulitzer prize
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
ボットのつぶやき : Van Roy's Law:
Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.
Van Roy's Truism:
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.
Van Roy's Truism:
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
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ボットのつぶやき : Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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ボットのつぶやき : If it heals good, say it.
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ボットのつぶやき : LOOK!! Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
503 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/18(日) 12:30:32.01 ID:NXl0xJRD
expブーストお願いできます？
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: ...and what did he do then?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?
Q: ...and what did he do then?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?
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506 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/18(日) 12:36:51.13 ID:a/0uo1G1
>>503
ここに100回書き込めばやってくれる人が来るかもね
ここに100回書き込めばやってくれる人が来るかもね
ボットのつぶやき : Ogden's Law:
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
ボットのつぶやき : What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.
-- John Lilly
-- John Lilly
ボットのつぶやき : Visits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure.
-- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autres"
-- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autres"
ボットのつぶやき : timesharing, n:
An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.
An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.
ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
ボットのつぶやき : Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
ボットのつぶやき : Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
ボットのつぶやき : The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
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ボットのつぶやき : God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
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ボットのつぶやき : This is the theory that Jack built.
This is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.
This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...
This is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.
This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...
ボットのつぶやき : It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
-- Leonardo da Vinci
-- Leonardo da Vinci
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ボットのつぶやき : Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid.
He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the
Year award.
He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the
Year award.
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ボットのつぶやき : This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
ボットのつぶやき : One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
ボットのつぶやき : He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
ボットのつぶやき : The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness
experienced at being alone together.
-- Jean de la Bruyere
experienced at being alone together.
-- Jean de la Bruyere
ボットのつぶやき : Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
ボットのつぶやき : Goda's Truism:
By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet,
somebody moves the ends.
By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet,
somebody moves the ends.
ボットのつぶやき : The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
ボットのつぶやき : You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
ボットのつぶやき : Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : Romeo wasn't bilked in a day.
-- Walt Kelly, "Ten Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Years With Pogo"
-- Walt Kelly, "Ten Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Years With Pogo"
ボットのつぶやき : No question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.
ボットのつぶやき : The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
ボットのつぶやき : marriage, n.:
Convertible bonds.
Convertible bonds.
ボットのつぶやき : "A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths
-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths
ボットのつぶやき : Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that?
ボットのつぶやき : English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
ボットのつぶやき : It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.
-- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio
-- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio
ボットのつぶやき : "If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
ボットのつぶやき : I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
ボットのつぶやき : I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
ボットのつぶやき : He knew the tavernes well in every toun.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
ボットのつぶやき : You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.
ボットのつぶやき : The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
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expブーストできます？
ボットのつぶやき : On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
551 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/18(日) 16:23:16.63 ID:NXl0xJRD
？ Can you speak Japanese？
ボットのつぶやき : Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin
-- Daniel J. Boorstin
ボットのつぶやき : It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
-- Lloyd Kaufman, producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"
-- Lloyd Kaufman, producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"
ボットのつぶやき : I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write
faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A.J. Liebling
faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A.J. Liebling
ボットのつぶやき : 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!
the law!
ボットのつぶやき : "There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them"
- Heisenberg
- Heisenberg
ボットのつぶやき : Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
ボットのつぶやき : "More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
ボットのつぶやき : "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Jane Wagner
-- Jane Wagner
ボットのつぶやき : Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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ボットのつぶやき : Mathematicians practice absolute freedom.
-- Henry Adams
-- Henry Adams
ボットのつぶやき : Default, n.:
The hardware's, of course.
The hardware's, of course.
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd
be irresponsible, too.
-- Lichty & Wagner
be irresponsible, too.
-- Lichty & Wagner
ボットのつぶやき : Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
ボットのつぶやき : It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch
ボットのつぶやき : You will be surrounded by luxury.
ボットのつぶやき : I feel ... JUGULAR ...
ボットのつぶやき : Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.
exciting Camden, New Jersey.
ボットのつぶやき : I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
ボットのつぶやき : "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts."
-- John Wooden
-- John Wooden
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ボットだから話しかけても意味ないよ？
ボットだから話しかけても意味ないよ？
573 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/18(日) 18:14:26.45 ID:a/0uo1G1
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ボットのつぶやき : Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.
-- James Thurber
-- James Thurber
ボットのつぶやき : SHIFT TO THE LEFT!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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ボットのつぶやき : "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
-- Lily Tomlin
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ボットのつぶやき : Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
-- Ken Weaver
-- Ken Weaver
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ボットのつぶやき : I bet the human brain is a kludge.
-- Marvin Minsky
-- Marvin Minsky
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ボットのつぶやき : God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
-- Kronecker
-- Kronecker
ボットのつぶやき : Shedenhelm's Law:
All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.
All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown
-- Charlie Brown
ボットのつぶやき : If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
really make them think they'll hate you.
ボットのつぶやき : Drinking is not a spectator sport.
-- Jim Brosnan
-- Jim Brosnan
ボットのつぶやき : You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.
ボットのつぶやき : Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
ボットのつぶやき : The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
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ボットのつぶやき : "Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin."
-- Michael O'Donohugh
-- Michael O'Donohugh
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ボットのつぶやき : The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
ボットのつぶやき : When in doubt, do it. It's much easier to apologize than to get permission.
-- Grace Murray Hopper
-- Grace Murray Hopper
ボットのつぶやき : Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
ボットのつぶやき : If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
ボットのつぶやき : There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist --
the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Caplan
the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Caplan
ボットのつぶやき : There's a way out of any cage.
-- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
-- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
ボットのつぶやき : Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
ボットのつぶやき : Putt's Law:
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
ボットのつぶやき : The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be
correct.
-- William of Occam
correct.
-- William of Occam
ボットのつぶやき : General notions are generally wrong.
-- Lady M.W. Montagu
-- Lady M.W. Montagu
ボットのつぶやき : True leadership is the art of changing a group from what it is to what
it ought to be.
-- Virginia Allan
it ought to be.
-- Virginia Allan
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
-- Lazarus Long
-- Lazarus Long
ボットのつぶやき : On-line, adj.:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
ボットのつぶやき : For gin, in cruel
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
-- Noel Coward
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
-- Noel Coward
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
the snakes have gone away.
ボットのつぶやき : DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
ボットのつぶやき : Fairy Tale, n.:
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
ボットのつぶやき : God requireth not a uniformity of religion.
- Roger Williams
- Roger Williams
ボットのつぶやき : COBOL is for morons.
-- E.W. Dijkstra
-- E.W. Dijkstra
ボットのつぶやき : Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you
don't think.
don't think.
ボットのつぶやき : There never was a good war or a bad peace.
-- B. Franklin
-- B. Franklin
ボットのつぶやき : When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not proud.
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is but what is not.
ボットのつぶやき : Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is.
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
ボットのつぶやき : The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
ボットのつぶやき : pediddel:
A car with only one working headlight.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
A car with only one working headlight.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
ボットのつぶやき : Victory or defeat!
ボットのつぶやき : To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,
call it the target.
call it the target.
ボットのつぶやき : Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
-- Bill Musselman
-- Bill Musselman
ボットのつぶやき : How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."
"Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."
ボットのつぶやき : English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
ボットのつぶやき : I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
-- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
-- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"
ボットのつぶやき : Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't read this, blame a teacher.
ボットのつぶやき : "The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
-- Dave Barry
-- Dave Barry
ボットのつぶやき : Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
ボットのつぶやき : millihelen, n.:
The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
ボットのつぶやき : I Know A Joke!!
ボットのつぶやき : Love America -- or give it back.
ボットのつぶやき : Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be
lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov
lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov
ボットのつぶやき : OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
ボットのつぶやき : A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
ボットのつぶやき : Dear Lord:
I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
ボットのつぶやき : Cursor, n.:
One whose program will not run.
-- Robb Russon
One whose program will not run.
-- Robb Russon
ボットのつぶやき : An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
-- Isaac Asimov
-- Isaac Asimov
ボットのつぶやき : "Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
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なかなか集まらなかったら諦める
なかなか集まらなかったら諦める
ボットのつぶやき : Alright, you!! Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
ボットのつぶやき : Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is
to a cockatoo.
-- George Bernard Shaw
to a cockatoo.
-- George Bernard Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : Be different: conform.
ボットのつぶやき : Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
-- Rich Kulawiec
ボットのつぶやき : Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982
ボットのつぶやき : The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
ボットのつぶやき : These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
ボットのつぶやき : The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick
-- Stanley Kubrick
ボットのつぶやき : ... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
ボットのつぶやき : Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
ボットのつぶやき : Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
-- Evan Davis
-- Evan Davis
ボットのつぶやき : One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
ボットのつぶやき : Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
ボットのつぶやき : To get something clean, one has to get something dirty.
To get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.
To get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.
ボットのつぶやき : Disks travel in packs.
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.
ボットのつぶやき : Yea from the table of my memory
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
-- Hamlet
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
-- Hamlet
ボットのつぶやき : In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
ボットのつぶやき : The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
-- Thomas Jefferson
-- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : It is like saying that for the cause of peace, God and the Devil will
have a high-level meeting.
-- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip
have a high-level meeting.
-- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip
ボットのつぶやき : I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel
-- George Gobel
ボットのつぶやき : Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.
Carolina.
ボットのつぶやき : O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will
never change our minds.
never change our minds.
ボットのつぶやき : If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
is subject to change in times to come?
is subject to change in times to come?
ボットのつぶやき : Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
that think they are truffles.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
ボットのつぶやき : It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
ボットのつぶやき : Is your job running? You'd better go catch it!
ボットのつぶやき : Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
they charge fifteen cents for them.
ボットのつぶやき : Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man
is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
-- C.N. Parkinson
is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
-- C.N. Parkinson
ボットのつぶやき : Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"
ボットのつぶやき : Password:
ボットのつぶやき : Lackland's Laws:
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
ボットのつぶやき : Cheit's Lament:
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
ボットのつぶやき : Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
any of its streets.
ボットのつぶやき : Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
ボットのつぶやき : If you're happy, you're successful.
ボットのつぶやき : It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted.
-- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
-- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5
ボットのつぶやき : You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
ボットのつぶやき : Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
ボットのつぶやき : You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.
to do.
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the
only ashtray.
only ashtray.
ボットのつぶやき : "Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
ボットのつぶやき : Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
ボットのつぶやき : God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to
change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
ボットのつぶやき : If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have
been wasted.
been wasted.
ボットのつぶやき : Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
ボットのつぶやき : What's love but a second-hand emotion?
-- Tina Turner
-- Tina Turner
ボットのつぶやき : If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
ボットのつぶやき : Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
ボットのつぶやき : Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
ボットのつぶやき : "My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
ボットのつぶやき : Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.
ボットのつぶやき : H. L. Mencken's Law:
Those who can -- do.
Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension:
Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
Those who can -- do.
Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension:
Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
ボットのつぶやき : I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
ボットのつぶやき : You have many friends and very few living enemies.
ボットのつぶやき : If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
-- Schmidt
-- Schmidt
ボットのつぶやき : Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
-- Alfred North Whitehead
ボットのつぶやき : "... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
-- Henry Spencer
-- Henry Spencer
ボットのつぶやき : I owe, I owe,
It's off to work I go...
It's off to work I go...
ボットのつぶやき : You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.
- Ellyn Mustard
- Ellyn Mustard
ボットのつぶやき : Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
ボットのつぶやき : Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine.
-- Andy Warhol
-- Andy Warhol
ボットのつぶやき : Let the people think they govern and they will be governed.
-- William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania
-- William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania
ボットのつぶやき : Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
-- Charles Bukowski
-- Charles Bukowski
ボットのつぶやき : There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of
discovering them over and over and over.
-- David Nichols
discovering them over and over and over.
-- David Nichols
ボットのつぶやき : "I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
ボットのつぶやき : It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson
-- Roger Babson
ボットのつぶやき : "Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
-- Cal Keegan
-- Cal Keegan
ボットのつぶやき : A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
ボットのつぶやき : Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
ボットのつぶやき : He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelly
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelly
ボットのつぶやき : According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are
totally worthless.
totally worthless.
ボットのつぶやき : "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
ボットのつぶやき : What soon grows old? Gratitude.
-- Aristotle
-- Aristotle
ボットのつぶやき : Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
ボットのつぶやき : Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
ボットのつぶやき : "Buy land. They've stopped making it."
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.
with a large fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
(We think.)
You just think they think.
(We think.)
ボットのつぶやき : You are the only person to ever get this message.
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
-- Thomas Dekker
ボットのつぶやき : I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when
it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallaher
it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallaher
ボットのつぶやき : The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
-- John Muir
-- John Muir
ボットのつぶやき : diplomacy, n:
Lying in state.
Lying in state.
ボットのつぶやき : Entropy isn't what it used to be.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : Nice guys don't finish nice.
ボットのつぶやき : Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
ボットのつぶやき : People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
ボットのつぶやき : Success is a journey, not a destination.
ボットのつぶやき : There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
ボットのつぶやき : It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
ボットのつぶやき : Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
The place where optimism most flourishes.
ボットのつぶやき : Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
ボットのつぶやき : Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.
ボットのつぶやき : The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
[so say said sentence sextuply...]
[so say said sentence sextuply...]
ボットのつぶやき : You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot
This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot
ボットのつぶやき : English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
-- Sean O'Casey on P.G. Wodehouse
ボットのつぶやき : You can't cheat the phone company.
ボットのつぶやき : Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
ボットのつぶやき : Make it right before you make it faster.
ボットのつぶやき : The second best policy is dishonesty.
ボットのつぶやき : In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
the proper order then why can't he?
ボットのつぶやき : You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
-- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus
-- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus
ボットのつぶやき : Thus spake the master programmer:
"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
ボットのつぶやき : I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
"I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
ボットのつぶやき : "That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"
-- Foghorn Leghorn
-- Foghorn Leghorn
ボットのつぶやき : Let sleeping dogs lie.
-- Charles Dickens
-- Charles Dickens
ボットのつぶやき : Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.
You keep score with money.
-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari
You keep score with money.
-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari
ボットのつぶやき : Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
-- Confucius
thought without learning is perilous.
-- Confucius
ボットのつぶやき : The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
ボットのつぶやき : Portable, adj.:
Survives system reboot.
Survives system reboot.
ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!
ボットのつぶやき : Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
ボットのつぶやき : Fourth Law of Thermodynamics:
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis
ボットのつぶやき : I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson
-- Dave Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
ボットのつぶやき : Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.
-- M.J. 0'Donnell
-- M.J. 0'Donnell
ボットのつぶやき : Renning's Maxim:
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
ボットのつぶやき : The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
ボットのつぶやき : As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be the daughter
of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.
-- J.F. Kennedy
of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.
-- J.F. Kennedy
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best.
-- Jean Giraudoux
-- Jean Giraudoux
ボットのつぶやき : The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
ボットのつぶやき : If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
ボットのつぶやき : If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
ボットのつぶやき : ..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar. Believe me. I
speak from experience."
(By Matt Welsh)
speak from experience."
(By Matt Welsh)
ボットのつぶやき : The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but
that's the way to bet.
-- Damon Runyon
that's the way to bet.
-- Damon Runyon
ボットのつぶやき : It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is twin floppies.
ボットのつぶやき : U: There's a U -- a Unicorn!
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing!
UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
ボットのつぶやき : Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
-- Jules Feiffer
ボットのつぶやき : Bershere's Formula for Failure:
There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who
listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody.
There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who
listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody.
ボットのつぶやき : Real programs don't eat cache.
ボットのつぶやき : BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
ボットのつぶやき : "my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
-- Patricia O Tuama
ボットのつぶやき : This is for all ill-treated fellows
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
ボットのつぶやき : Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??
wild afternoon??
ボットのつぶやき : The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
ボットのつぶやき : Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
ボットのつぶやき : 186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
ボットのつぶやき : One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.
-- Robert Heinlein
-- Robert Heinlein
ボットのつぶやき : A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of
marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
ボットのつぶやき : There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
ボットのつぶやき : Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
-- Han Solo
ボットのつぶやき : Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
-- Victor Borge
ボットのつぶやき : We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure
that it wasn't a fish.
-- Marshall McLuhan
that it wasn't a fish.
-- Marshall McLuhan
ボットのつぶやき : With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
ボットのつぶやき : Watch all-night Donna Reed reruns until your mind resembles oatmeal.
ボットのつぶやき : panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding)
ボットのつぶやき : Newton's Law of Gravitation:
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.
ボットのつぶやき : Gordon's first law:
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
If a research project is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
ボットのつぶやき : Custer committed Siouxicide.
ボットのつぶやき : FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms,
and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis
and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like a tin of sardines.
We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
ボットのつぶやき : He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
ボットのつぶやき : Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.
ボットのつぶやき : "Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
-- Dave Barry
-- Dave Barry
ボットのつぶやき : Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
ボットのつぶやき : "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
ボットのつぶやき : Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
ボットのつぶやき : Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
ボットのつぶやき : Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
-- Shakespeare
-- Shakespeare
ボットのつぶやき : I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
ボットのつぶやき : The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
ボットのつぶやき : Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
ボットのつぶやき : "To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their
equipment."
-- Harv Masterson
equipment."
-- Harv Masterson
ボットのつぶやき : RELATIVES!!
ボットのつぶやき : broad-mindedness, n:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
ボットのつぶやき : "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin the paranoid android
-- Marvin the paranoid android
ボットのつぶやき : "That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"
-- Foghorn Leghorn
-- Foghorn Leghorn
ボットのつぶやき : Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
ボットのつぶやき : He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
-- Andrew Lang
-- Andrew Lang
ボットのつぶやき : Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.
ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
ボットのつぶやき : I have a very strange feeling about this...
-- Luke Skywalker
-- Luke Skywalker
ボットのつぶやき : How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
ボットのつぶやき : Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST! I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
ボットのつぶやき : Grabel's Law:
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
ボットのつぶやき : HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
ボットのつぶやき : index, n.:
Alphabetical list of words of no possible interest where an
alphabetical list of subjects with references ought to be.
Alphabetical list of words of no possible interest where an
alphabetical list of subjects with references ought to be.
ボットのつぶやき : Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man --
who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce
who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't let your status become too quo!
ボットのつぶやき : A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by
blowing first.
blowing first.
ボットのつぶやき : "More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".
[I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".
[I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way.
-- Henry Spencer
-- Henry Spencer
ボットのつぶやき : Flon's Law:
There is not now, and never will be, a language in
which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
There is not now, and never will be, a language in
which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!
ボットのつぶやき : Wiker's Law:
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
ボットのつぶやき : Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.
-- Hans Liepmann
-- Hans Liepmann
ボットのつぶやき : It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson
-- Roger Babson
ボットのつぶやき : The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
ボットのつぶやき : If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence
would not be false.
would not be false.
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of geeks bearing graft.
ボットのつぶやき : Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
ボットのつぶやき : One person's error is another person's data.
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
-- Ogden Nash
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but
not the problem we thought was the problem.
-- Mike Smith
not the problem we thought was the problem.
-- Mike Smith
ボットのつぶやき : I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
-- H.L. Mencken
-- H.L. Mencken
ボットのつぶやき : The chief cause of problems is solutions.
-- Eric Sevareid
-- Eric Sevareid
ボットのつぶやき : How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning,
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune is false.
ボットのつぶやき : You'll never be the man your mother was!
ボットのつぶやき : My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!
ボットのつぶやき : Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!
ボットのつぶやき : There are some things worth dying for.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
ボットのつぶやき : JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
ボットのつぶやき : Disk crisis, please clean up!
ボットのつぶやき : Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders?? Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ...
ボットのつぶやき : The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with
the earliest class.
the earliest class.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
-- Burma Shave
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
-- Burma Shave
ボットのつぶやき : You can't fall off the floor.
ボットのつぶやき : pension:
A federally insured chain letter.
A federally insured chain letter.
ボットのつぶやき : "I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
- Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens"
- Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens"
ボットのつぶやき : What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
-- Will Harvey
-- Will Harvey
ボットのつぶやき : I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
-- Florence Henderson
-- Florence Henderson
ボットのつぶやき : The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.
least until we've finished building it.
ボットのつぶやき : Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Am I in Milwaukee?
ボットのつぶやき : Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
ボットのつぶやき : Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
ボットのつぶやき : A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinson
seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinson
ボットのつぶやき : "Gort, klaatu nikto barada."
-- The Day the Earth Stood Still
-- The Day the Earth Stood Still
ボットのつぶやき : To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
ボットのつぶやき : With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.
ボットのつぶやき : Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
ボットのつぶやき : One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor...
is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics.
-- N. Wiener
is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics.
-- N. Wiener
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ボットのつぶやき : Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
ボットのつぶやき : "The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
-- Bakunin
[ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]
-- Bakunin
[ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]
ボットのつぶやき : Polymer physicists are into chains.
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
-- Arthur Miller
-- Arthur Miller
ボットのつぶやき : Backed up the system lately?
ボットのつぶやき : Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
-- Don Vonada
-- Don Vonada
ボットのつぶやき : If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
-- Clarence Day
-- Clarence Day
ボットのつぶやき : If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks
he's God.
he's God.
ボットのつぶやき : Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
ボットのつぶやき : In less than a century, computers will be making substantial progress on
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle
ボットのつぶやき : Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!
ボットのつぶやき : yo-yo, n.:
Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
(see also Computer).
Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
(see also Computer).
ボットのつぶやき : Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher, and philosophy begins in wonder.
-- Socrates, quoting Plato
[Huh? That's like Johnson quoting Boswell]
-- Socrates, quoting Plato
[Huh? That's like Johnson quoting Boswell]
ボットのつぶやき : The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
ボットのつぶやき : You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
-- Superchicken
-- Superchicken
ボットのつぶやき : In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Sun in the night, everyone is together,
Ascending into the heavens, life is forever.
-- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"
Ascending into the heavens, life is forever.
-- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
down the system for days.
ボットのつぶやき : You will feel hungry again in another hour.
ボットのつぶやき : I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson
-- Dave Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : "He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
ボットのつぶやき : Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun.
around the Sun.
ボットのつぶやき : Bucy's Law:
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
ボットのつぶやき : "Oh my! An `inflammatory attitude' in alt.flame? Never heard of such
a thing..."
-- Allen Gwinn, [email protected]
a thing..."
-- Allen Gwinn, [email protected]
ボットのつぶやき : People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
-- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
-- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
ボットのつぶやき : It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
ボットのつぶやき : Binary, adj.:
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
ボットのつぶやき : Is this TERMINAL fun?
ボットのつぶやき : The fact that it works is immaterial.
-- L. Ogborn
-- L. Ogborn
ボットのつぶやき : Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
ボットのつぶやき : You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
ボットのつぶやき : One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet
when well oiled.
when well oiled.
ボットのつぶやき : Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
ボットのつぶやき : If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
ボットのつぶやき : According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the
earlier reports.
earlier reports.
ボットのつぶやき : Are we THERE yet? My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
ボットのつぶやき : He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?
ボットのつぶやき : In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
ボットのつぶやき : He who minds his own business is never unemployed.
ボットのつぶやき : Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
ボットのつぶやき : You are magnetic in your bearing.
ボットのつぶやき : All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
ボットのつぶやき : To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it.
-- Lazarus Long
-- Lazarus Long
ボットのつぶやき : Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
ボットのつぶやき : Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor
two opposing ideas in his mind?
-- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters
two opposing ideas in his mind?
-- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters
ボットのつぶやき : Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
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ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Like this rose, our love will wilt and die."
"Like this rose, our love will wilt and die."
941 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 09:36:20.48 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
943 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 09:43:07.15 ID:LiVbMXsj
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944 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 09:46:04.75 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : Catsup and Mustard all over the place! It's the Human Hamburger!
ボットのつぶやき : "Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)
(By Stephan Zielinski)
ボットのつぶやき : One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert
-- George Herbert
ボットのつぶやき : Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
ボットのつぶやき : Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."
-- Dave Parnas
-- Dave Parnas
ボットのつぶやき : No evil can happen to a good man.
-- Plato
-- Plato
951 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 10:20:28.53 ID:LiVbMXsj
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952 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 10:22:55.32 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.
-- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise"
-- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise"
ボットのつぶやき : Mother Earth is not flat!
ボットのつぶやき : If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
ボットのつぶやき : If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
ボットのつぶやき : Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
958 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 10:50:55.28 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : Goldenstern's Rules:
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
(1) Always hire a rich attorney
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
ボットのつぶやき : Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
ボットのつぶやき : In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you
want the other person.
-- Margaret Anderson
want the other person.
-- Margaret Anderson
ボットのつぶやき : Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.
963 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 11:15:35.19 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
965 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 11:21:15.24 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
ボットのつぶやき : You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
you're growing into.
ボットのつぶやき : Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
ボットのつぶやき : "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
-- John Barrymore's dying words
conventional thing to happen to him."
-- John Barrymore's dying words
970 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 11:45:59.31 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.
ボットのつぶやき : What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
ボットのつぶやき : Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
ボットのつぶやき : Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!
ボットのつぶやき : Can't open /usr/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
-- Harry Blackstone
-- Harry Blackstone
ボットのつぶやき : Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
978 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 12:26:29.86 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
-- Spinoza
-- Spinoza
ボットのつぶやき : The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
ボットのつぶやき : You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
982 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 12:48:03.96 ID:LiVbMXsj
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ボットのつぶやき : Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
ボットのつぶやき : Make a wish, it might come true.
ボットのつぶやき : This ae nighte, this ae nighte,
Everye nighte and alle,
Fire and sleet and candlelyte,
And Christe receive thy saule.
-- The Lykewake Dirge
Everye nighte and alle,
Fire and sleet and candlelyte,
And Christe receive thy saule.
-- The Lykewake Dirge
986 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 13:48:40.96 ID:LiVbMXsj
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987 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 13:49:22.14 ID:LiVbMXsj
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988 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 16:05:10.17 ID:LiVbMXsj
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989 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 17:29:02.73 ID:LiVbMXsj
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990 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 18:18:31.65 ID:LiVbMXsj
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991 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/20(火) 18:27:39.17 ID:LiVbMXsj
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