Wii ゴールデンアイ007 ブースト部屋頼む part3
[最低限守って欲しいこと]
1.基本sage推奨ですので､E-mail欄にsageと記入して書き込みをして下さい｡
2.ブーストが出来る方に対して､執拗に要求しないこと｡
3.無意味な連レスは控えましょう。
作ってしまった
1.基本sage推奨ですので､E-mail欄にsageと記入して書き込みをして下さい｡
2.ブーストが出来る方に対して､執拗に要求しないこと｡
3.無意味な連レスは控えましょう。
作ってしまった
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2 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 17:53:01.23 ID:NKxjVLhD
誰かブーストしてくださりませんか？
新スレーw
たててしまったｗ
これからもよろしくお願いします
これからもよろしくお願いします
5 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:25:41.93 ID:s5pOSfVc
建ててしまったじゃねーよorz
どれだけ善良なプレイヤーが迷惑してると思ってるんだ…
どれだけ善良なプレイヤーが迷惑してると思ってるんだ…
6 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 18:26:47.90 ID:CQizNx1W
新スレ、おめでとうございます。
皆さんも、これからも出来たらよろしくお願いします。
皆さんも、これからも出来たらよろしくお願いします。
7 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:31:54.00 ID:NKxjVLhD
新スレおめ〜
8 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 18:32:36.84 ID:CQizNx1W
>>7あの〜〜sageをした方が〜〜
9 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:34:55.10 ID:NKxjVLhD
これからシクヨロで〜す↑↑↑
10 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:36:52.85 ID:NKxjVLhD
sageって何ですか？
11 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 18:37:15.26 ID:CQizNx1W
>>1見て下さい
12 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:41:59.85 ID:NKxjVLhD
無知なもので
13 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:43:26.07 ID:NKxjVLhD
こうですか？
14 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:45:25.49 ID:JdXHnxpg
新スレおめー
15 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 18:45:32.00 ID:CQizNx1W
そうです、でわこれからもよろしく
16 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:46:49.98 ID:NKxjVLhD
宜しく
17 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:49:06.04 ID:JdXHnxpg
ts
18 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 18:49:52.40 ID:NKxjVLhD
早速ですみませんがプーストしてくれる人いません？
19 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:11:58.01 ID:V8kv+Yk5
執拗に要求じゃなくて要求自体禁止しろよ
ブーストたてる人は書き込むだろ
そしたらお願いしますとか行きますとか言うだけでいいんだよ
なのに要求するからすぐスレ終わるんだよ
ブーストたてる人は書き込むだろ
そしたらお願いしますとか行きますとか言うだけでいいんだよ
なのに要求するからすぐスレ終わるんだよ
守って欲しい事追加
4 要求禁止
4 要求禁止
21 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:49:51.59 ID:NKxjVLhD
？ 俺もそうおもう
22 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:53:27.63 ID:s5pOSfVc
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23 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:54:42.49 ID:s5pOSfVc
埋。
24 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:55:14.44 ID:s5pOSfVc
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25 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:56:09.00 ID:s5pOSfVc
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26 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:56:46.62 ID:s5pOSfVc
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27 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:57:16.48 ID:s5pOSfVc
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28 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:57:57.48 ID:s5pOSfVc
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29 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 19:59:41.80 ID:s5pOSfVc
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30 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:00:31.66 ID:s5pOSfVc
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31 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:00:57.57 ID:s5pOSfVc
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32 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:01:35.94 ID:s5pOSfVc
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33 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:02:37.82 ID:s5pOSfVc
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34 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:03:13.57 ID:s5pOSfVc
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35 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:04:44.93 ID:s5pOSfVc
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36 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:05:19.04 ID:s5pOSfVc
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37 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:07:22.39 ID:s5pOSfVc
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38 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:07:59.98 ID:s5pOSfVc
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39 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:15:12.15 ID:s5pOSfVc
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40 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:16:17.87 ID:s5pOSfVc
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41 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:16:58.54 ID:s5pOSfVc
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42 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:17:51.56 ID:s5pOSfVc
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43 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:19:34.28 ID:s5pOSfVc
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44 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:22:53.56 ID:s5pOSfVc
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45 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:26:12.75 ID:s5pOSfVc
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46 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:28:52.47 ID:s5pOSfVc
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47 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:33:29.07 ID:s5pOSfVc
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48 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:41:59.59 ID:s5pOSfVc
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49 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:44:35.61 ID:s5pOSfVc
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50 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 20:46:03.43 ID:CQizNx1W
最高記録じゃない？22~49までって。
51 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:46:13.83 ID:s5pOSfVc
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52 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:46:54.26 ID:s5pOSfVc
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53 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 20:48:55.99 ID:s5pOSfVc
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54 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 21:49:00.24 ID:s5pOSfVc
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55 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 21:54:23.40 ID:s5pOSfVc
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56 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 21:55:47.93 ID:s5pOSfVc
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57 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 21:57:12.46 ID:mB5onWyR
国内ゴールデンアイでブーストする
名前は見ればすぐ分かる
名前は見ればすぐ分かる
58 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 21:58:30.77 ID:s5pOSfVc
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59 ：BBA：2012/03/04(日) 22:03:08.22 ID:fdtHX9Rg
ブーストする
国内黒箱
国内黒箱
60 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:08:50.59 ID:s5pOSfVc
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61 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:11:20.74 ID:s5pOSfVc
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62 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:14:09.89 ID:s5pOSfVc
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63 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:22:17.80 ID:s5pOSfVc
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64 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:35:16.89 ID:s5pOSfVc
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65 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 22:55:07.38 ID:s5pOSfVc
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66 ：[PS]iPhone4S：2012/03/04(日) 23:00:30.01 ID:CQizNx1W
あと、935
67 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:02:22.82 ID:kV68o2K4
こういうときに限ってレポジトリが死んでいて困る
502とか笑うしかないじゃないか
明日，研究室のパソコンから探してくるか
このスレを自動で埋めるために
502とか笑うしかないじゃないか
明日，研究室のパソコンから探してくるか
このスレを自動で埋めるために
68 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:04:40.62 ID:FOXnmbDO
梅
69 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:04:59.99 ID:FOXnmbDO
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70 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:05:29.60 ID:FOXnmbDO
あと930
71 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:06:02.11 ID:FOXnmbDO
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72 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:06:33.43 ID:FOXnmbDO
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73 ：名無しさん@お腹痛くない：2012/03/04(日) 23:08:52.04 ID:FOXnmbDO
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74 ：名無しさん@お腹痛くない：2012/03/04(日) 23:10:04.86 ID:FOXnmbDO
梅
終わり
梅は
終わり
梅は
75 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:21:21.37 ID:s5pOSfVc
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76 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:27:40.82 ID:s5pOSfVc
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77 ： 忍法帖【Lv=4,xxxP】 ：2012/03/04(日) 23:28:39.39 ID:V8kv+Yk5
埋め頑張れ！
少し支援
少し支援
78 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:29:00.23 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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79 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:30:01.02 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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80 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:30:30.33 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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81 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:30:57.51 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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82 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:31:54.61 ID:XFEPKdNk
ああまだ十分の一も、いってない
真の荒らしの道は険しいぞ
お前はそれでも荒らすのか
荒らすというなら俺も支援しよう！
真の荒らしの道は険しいぞ
お前はそれでも荒らすのか
荒らすというなら俺も支援しよう！
83 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:33:23.56 ID:V8kv+Yk5
荒らす×
埋める○
埋める○
84 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:33:41.63 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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85 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:34:18.31 ID:V8kv+Yk5
さっきまでageで埋めてたごめん
86 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:35:13.69 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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87 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:35:47.77 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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88 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:36:17.37 ID:V8kv+Yk5
12時まで全力で埋める
89 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:36:41.35 ID:V8kv+Yk5
100は行くかな
90 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:37:07.41 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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91 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:37:33.35 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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92 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:37:56.92 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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93 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:38:25.65 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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94 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:38:54.30 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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95 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:39:15.65 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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96 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:39:40.87 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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97 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:40:00.12 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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98 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:40:21.12 ID:V8kv+Yk5
100まででいいや
99 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:40:38.48 ID:V8kv+Yk5
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100 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:41:10.13 ID:V8kv+Yk5
100
後は任せたっ…！
後は任せたっ…！
101 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:41:45.67 ID:s5pOSfVc
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102 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:46:14.57 ID:s5pOSfVc
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103 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:49:50.43 ID:s5pOSfVc
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104 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/04(日) 23:52:32.08 ID:s5pOSfVc
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105 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 00:03:26.75 ID:Ny0l+60T
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106 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 00:09:15.79 ID:Ny0l+60T
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107 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 00:13:48.69 ID:Ny0l+60T
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108 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 06:10:22.14 ID:Ny0l+60T
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109 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 06:16:36.91 ID:Ny0l+60T
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112 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 06:34:20.61 ID:fLg/xjGt
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ミスった
上げてしまった
すみません
上げてしまった
すみません
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終わり
122 ：名無しさん@お腹痛くない：2012/03/05(月) 06:57:57.50 ID:1103Q4Gi
昨日の梅育夫！
123 ： 忍法帖【Lv=2,xxxP】 ：2012/03/05(月) 06:58:17.59 ID:1103Q4Gi
昨日の梅育夫！
梅
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梅おはり
127 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい☆：2012/03/05(月) 07:29:22.33 ID:gmMiOh/w
畏れのはおり
128 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:29:24.37 ID:Ny0l+60T
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129 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:29:40.03 ID:Ny0l+60T
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130 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:29:56.62 ID:Ny0l+60T
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131 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:30:13.25 ID:Ny0l+60T
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132 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:30:29.15 ID:Ny0l+60T
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133 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:30:45.86 ID:Ny0l+60T
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134 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:31:56.55 ID:Ny0l+60T
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135 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:32:17.68 ID:Ny0l+60T
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136 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:32:33.88 ID:Ny0l+60T
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137 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:32:50.75 ID:Ny0l+60T
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138 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:33:08.40 ID:Ny0l+60T
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139 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 08:33:28.19 ID:Ny0l+60T
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140 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:11:57.62 ID:Ny0l+60T
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141 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:12:30.70 ID:Ny0l+60T
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142 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:12:58.04 ID:Ny0l+60T
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143 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:13:20.99 ID:Ny0l+60T
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144 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:14:53.82 ID:Ny0l+60T
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145 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:15:42.37 ID:Ny0l+60T
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146 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:16:05.66 ID:Ny0l+60T
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147 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:16:23.77 ID:Ny0l+60T
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148 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:16:39.24 ID:Ny0l+60T
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149 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:16:58.00 ID:Ny0l+60T
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150 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:17:17.30 ID:Ny0l+60T
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151 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:26:07.21 ID:Ny0l+60T
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152 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:26:23.53 ID:Ny0l+60T
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153 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:26:42.14 ID:Ny0l+60T
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154 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:27:00.35 ID:Ny0l+60T
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155 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:27:18.20 ID:Ny0l+60T
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156 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:27:38.98 ID:Ny0l+60T
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157 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 09:27:56.64 ID:Ny0l+60T
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Stuckness shouldn't be avoided. It's the psychic predecessor of all
real understanding. An egoless acceptance of stuckness is a key to an
understanding of all Quality, in mechanical work as in other endeavors.
-- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
real understanding. An egoless acceptance of stuckness is a key to an
understanding of all Quality, in mechanical work as in other endeavors.
-- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
I gave my love an Apple, that had no core;
I gave my love a building, that had no floor;
I wrote my love a program, that had no end;
I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'.
How can there be an Apple, that has no core?
How can there be a building, that has no floor?
How can there be a program, that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin'?
An Apple's MOS memory don't use no core!
A building that's perfect, it has no flaw!
A program with GOTOs, it has no end!
I lied about the upgrade, with no cryin'!
I gave my love a building, that had no floor;
I wrote my love a program, that had no end;
I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'.
How can there be an Apple, that has no core?
How can there be a building, that has no floor?
How can there be a program, that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin'?
An Apple's MOS memory don't use no core!
A building that's perfect, it has no flaw!
A program with GOTOs, it has no end!
I lied about the upgrade, with no cryin'!
埋め立てボットの一言\nI'm wet! I'm wild!
ボットのつぶやき : Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don't really
know what we are doing.
-- E. Dijkstra
know what we are doing.
-- E. Dijkstra
ボットのつぶやき : If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
365 useless things.
ボットのつぶやき : Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to
know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"
know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
ボットのつぶやき : I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
ボットのつぶやき : On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
-- Cartoon caption
-- Cartoon caption
ボットのつぶやき : A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
kept favoring curry.
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
ボットのつぶやき : You are going to have a new love affair.
ボットのつぶやき : Heisenberg may have slept here...
ボットのつぶやき : Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".
"Pearl Harbor File".
ボットのつぶやき : Love is what you've been through with somebody.
-- James Thurber
-- James Thurber
ボットのつぶやき : Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
ボットのつぶやき : Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that?
ボットのつぶやき : A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom,
but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
-- Jean Paul Sartre
but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
-- Jean Paul Sartre
ボットのつぶやき : He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.
-- Scottish proverb.
-- Scottish proverb.
ボットのつぶやき : I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.
ボットのつぶやき : He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.
ボットのつぶやき : Imagine what we can imagine!
-- Arthur Rubinstein
-- Arthur Rubinstein
ボットのつぶやき : A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
ボットのつぶやき : There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
ボットのつぶやき : You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : Most people deserve each other.
-- Shirley
-- Shirley
ボットのつぶやき : You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
ボットのつぶやき : Have a nice diurnal anomaly.
ボットのつぶやき : I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.
ボットのつぶやき : If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have
been wasted.
been wasted.
ボットのつぶやき : I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
ボットのつぶやき : Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
ボットのつぶやき : Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
-- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown
-- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
stupidity of your action.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
ボットのつぶやき : Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
ボットのつぶやき : Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson
ボットのつぶやき : The world wants to be deceived.
-- Sebastian Brant
-- Sebastian Brant
ボットのつぶやき : Ship it.
ボットのつぶやき : This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
ボットのつぶやき : Depart in pieces, i.e., split.
ボットのつぶやき : Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
ボットのつぶやき : A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes, too long is too long.
-- Joe Crowe
-- Joe Crowe
ボットのつぶやき : Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't
decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
ボットのつぶやき : In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one
wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
ボットのつぶやき : I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
ボットのつぶやき : Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
ボットのつぶやき : Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
ボットのつぶやき : What we do not understand we do not possess.
-- Goethe
-- Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your pockets for fish.
-- Darrell Royal
-- Darrell Royal
もっとましなスレしようよww
ボットのつぶやき : People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.
-- Ken Kesey
-- Ken Kesey
ボットのつぶやき : It's time to boot, do your boot ROMs know where your disk controllers are?
ボットのつぶやき : You never gain something but that you lose something.
-- Thoreau
-- Thoreau
ボットのつぶやき : Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
ボットのつぶやき : I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
ボットのつぶやき : (1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
ボットのつぶやき : You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
-- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"
-- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"
ボットのつぶやき : Reputation, adj.:
What others are not thinking about you.
What others are not thinking about you.
ボットのつぶやき : Let's do it.
-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
ボットのつぶやき : Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
ボットのつぶやき : Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.
ボットのつぶやき : MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
to Beaver"!
ボットのつぶやき : One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.
ボットのつぶやき : If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
ボットのつぶやき : There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that
nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
ボットのつぶやき : To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"
ボットのつぶやき : It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.
ボットのつぶやき : Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
ボットのつぶやき : I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
- Darse ("Darth") Vader
- Darse ("Darth") Vader
ボットのつぶやき : Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be
worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
ボットのつぶやき : Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
ボットのつぶやき : There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.
ボットのつぶやき : "Tell the truth and run."
-- Yugoslav proverb
-- Yugoslav proverb
ボットのつぶやき : Tempt me with a spoon!
ボットのつぶやき : The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
ボットのつぶやき : Established technology tends to persist in the face of new technology.
-- G. Blaauw, one of the designers of System 360
-- G. Blaauw, one of the designers of System 360
ボットのつぶやき : You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m.
anyway.
-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
anyway.
-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
ボットのつぶやき : No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
ボットのつぶやき : The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
ボットのつぶやき : If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
ボットのつぶやき : New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
ボットのつぶやき : You will soon forget this.
ボットのつぶやき : A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
-- George Eliot
-- George Eliot
ボットのつぶやき : The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
ボットのつぶやき : Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine.
-- Andy Warhol
-- Andy Warhol
ボットのつぶやき : I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for
nothing. I gave them nothing for something.
-- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil
nothing. I gave them nothing for something.
-- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil
ボットのつぶやき : Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
ボットのつぶやき : Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!
ボットのつぶやき : Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous
ボットのつぶやき : I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
-- Bart Simpson
-- Bart Simpson
ボットのつぶやき : "Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
ボットのつぶやき : An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
-- Isaac Asimov
-- Isaac Asimov
ボットのつぶやき : If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
-- Lily Tomlin
ボットのつぶやき : I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
-- Richard Burton
-- Richard Burton
ボットのつぶやき : Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
Ask somebody something.
ボットのつぶやき : Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!
ボットのつぶやき : You will soon forget this.
ボットのつぶやき : What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
ボットのつぶやき : Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.
ボットのつぶやき : Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus
ボットのつぶやき : I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are we laid back yet?
ボットのつぶやき : To craunch a marmoset.
-- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is Spoke"
-- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is Spoke"
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
ボットのつぶやき : Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
ボットのつぶやき : Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
ボットのつぶやき : Go 'way! You're bothering me!
ボットのつぶやき : : is not an identifier
ボットのつぶやき : Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
ボットのつぶやき : Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
ボットのつぶやき : Concept, n.:
Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
$25,000.
Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
$25,000.
ボットのつぶやき : Never pay a compliment as if expecting a receipt.
ボットのつぶやき : Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to
yourself, `There's no place like home.'
-- Glynda the Good
yourself, `There's no place like home.'
-- Glynda the Good
ボットのつぶやき : The savior becomes the victim.
ボットのつぶやき : YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
ボットのつぶやき : Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only
be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on.
(Unknown source)
be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on.
(Unknown source)
ボットのつぶやき : They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see
nothing but sea.
-- Francis Bacon
nothing but sea.
-- Francis Bacon
ボットのつぶやき : A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with failure is easy:
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.
ボットのつぶやき : I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
ボットのつぶやき : All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-- Ernest Rutherford
-- Ernest Rutherford
ボットのつぶやき : I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired. But maybe that's what
sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gain
sophisticated is -- being tired.
-- Rita Gain
ボットのつぶやき : "To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
ボットのつぶやき : Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
not worth sending.
ボットのつぶやき : I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
- Darse ("Darth") Vader
- Darse ("Darth") Vader
ボットのつぶやき : Never buy from a rich salesman.
-- Goldenstern
-- Goldenstern
ボットのつぶやき : Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
ボットのつぶやき : Azh nazg durbatal^uk, azh nazg gimbatul,
Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh burzum ishi krimpatul!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh burzum ishi krimpatul!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
ボットのつぶやき : You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
-- Lewis Carroll
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
-- Lewis Carroll
ボットのつぶやき : Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
-- Stanley Kaufman
depths they were once able to plumb.
-- Stanley Kaufman
ボットのつぶやき : Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us
to pay income taxes, too?
-- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox
to pay income taxes, too?
-- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox
ボットのつぶやき : This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
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ボットのつぶやき : Information Processing:
What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with
it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with
it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
ボットのつぶやき : Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-- Aleister Crowley
-- Aleister Crowley
ボットのつぶやき : Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I got
started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."
started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray."
ボットのつぶやき : If your aim in life is nothing, you can't miss.
ボットのつぶやき : poverty, n.:
An unfortunate state that persists as long
as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
An unfortunate state that persists as long
as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
ボットのつぶやき : Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finlay Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's Philosophy"
-- Finlay Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's Philosophy"
ボットのつぶやき : I never did it that way before.
ボットのつぶやき : A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
ボットのつぶやき : Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
-- Voltaire
-- Voltaire
372 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 19:55:54.83 ID:13Q+/aNm
あ
ああ
374 ：& ◆.As3MjONwo ：2012/03/05(月) 21:36:31.68 ID:gmMiOh/w
ここからは俺が！
埋め
埋め
375 ：& ◆.As3MjONwo ：2012/03/05(月) 21:36:55.54 ID:gmMiOh/w
埋め
埋め
377 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:45:46.51 ID:1103Q4Gi
梅再開
378 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:46:04.92 ID:1103Q4Gi
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賃賃下痢オン
381 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:48:32.49 ID:1103Q4Gi
あ
382 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:48:49.71 ID:1103Q4Gi
め
383 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:49:07.94 ID:1103Q4Gi
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384 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:49:22.45 ID:1103Q4Gi
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385 ：梅 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/05(月) 21:49:40.25 ID:1103Q4Gi
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386 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 22:59:49.50 ID:fLg/xjGt
腹へったよー
387 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 23:26:55.04 ID:Ny0l+60T
埋
誰かやってくれ！
389 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/05(月) 23:45:56.98 ID:Ny0l+60T
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390 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 00:03:51.81 ID:L3LDpsUR
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391 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 00:22:44.20 ID:L3LDpsUR
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392 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 00:25:58.86 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : There is always someone worse off than yourself.
ボットのつぶやき : Veni, Vidi, VISA:
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
ボットのつぶやき : There are new messages.
ボットのつぶやき : It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
-- Washlesky
-- Washlesky
ボットのつぶやき : We are what we are.
ボットのつぶやき : I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
ボットのつぶやき : My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
ボットのつぶやき : Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.
-- M.J. 0'Donnell
-- M.J. 0'Donnell
ボットのつぶやき : Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!
ボットのつぶやき : Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
-- P. Skelly
-- P. Skelly
403 ： 忍法帖【Lv=3,xxxP】 ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 06:54:19.20 ID:WgFHIadM
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404 ：XP-LOBBY@0339-1292-1207 ◆XPLobXuViE ：2012/03/06(火) 07:01:10.79 ID:xL3AIbwU
ボットで投稿しまくったら投稿できなくなった
ボットのつぶやき : Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
ボットのつぶやき : To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight.
-- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire
-- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire
ボットのつぶやき : Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
-- The Beach Boys
-- The Beach Boys
ボットのつぶやき : In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
in any motor vehicle.
ボットのつぶやき : I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
ボットのつぶやき : I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
in the room alone.
ボットのつぶやき : Creditor, n.:
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
ボットのつぶやき : Where's the man could ease a heart
Like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
Like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
ボットのつぶやき : Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated
computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
ボットのつぶやき : I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a
toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane
toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane
ボットのつぶやき : All laws are simulations of reality.
-- John C. Lilly
-- John C. Lilly
ボットのつぶやき : Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
ボットのつぶやき : //GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
ボットのつぶやき : The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
-- Wittgenstein.
-- Wittgenstein.
ボットのつぶやき : The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
ボットのつぶやき : Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
ボットのつぶやき : Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
ボットのつぶやき : ... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ...
impeccable!
impeccable!
ボットのつぶやき : The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : Keep your laws off my body!
ボットのつぶやき : Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
ボットのつぶやき : If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
having to accomplish anything.
having to accomplish anything.
ボットのつぶやき : Now I am depressed ...
ボットのつぶやき : Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
ボットのつぶやき : I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
-- Richard Diran
-- Richard Diran
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.
ボットのつぶやき : Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.
-- Groucho Marx
-- Groucho Marx
ボットのつぶやき : Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
ボットのつぶやき : When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
ボットのつぶやき : Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
floor -- especially in the dark.
ボットのつぶやき : Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
ボットのつぶやき : Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
ボットのつぶやき : A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
ボットのつぶやき : Wiker's Law:
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
439 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 10:58:55.54 ID:L3LDpsUR
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440 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 10:59:20.15 ID:L3LDpsUR
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441 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 10:59:44.65 ID:L3LDpsUR
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442 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 10:59:53.68 ID:Blu5qlKU
５００まで埋めよう
443 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:00:06.17 ID:L3LDpsUR
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444 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:00:27.77 ID:Blu5qlKU
産め
445 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:00:35.18 ID:L3LDpsUR
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446 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:00:55.22 ID:L3LDpsUR
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447 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:01:18.63 ID:L3LDpsUR
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448 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:01:26.28 ID:Blu5qlKU
ageしちゃったごめん
449 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:01:37.80 ID:L3LDpsUR
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450 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:01:45.63 ID:Blu5qlKU
生め
451 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:01:56.05 ID:L3LDpsUR
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452 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:02:04.71 ID:Blu5qlKU
うめさn
453 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:02:14.24 ID:L3LDpsUR
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454 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:02:22.76 ID:Blu5qlKU
膿め
455 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:02:41.28 ID:Blu5qlKU
熟め
456 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:02:59.87 ID:Blu5qlKU
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457 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:03:26.52 ID:Blu5qlKU
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458 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:04:26.13 ID:Blu5qlKU
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459 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:05:42.85 ID:L3LDpsUR
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460 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:06:23.11 ID:L3LDpsUR
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461 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:10:37.91 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon.
-- Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
-- Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
ボットのつぶやき : Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
-- H.R. Haldeman
-- H.R. Haldeman
ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!
ボットのつぶやき : "We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
ボットのつぶやき : Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
467 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:21:06.19 ID:L3LDpsUR
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うめ
⊂ ⊂ヽ、 /）/）
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（ v）ｃ、 `っ
V''V （ ｖ） /￣`⊃
V''V | ⊃
（ v） ﾊ,,ﾊ
V''V （ﾟωﾟ ）
⊂⊂ ヽ
> ）
(／(／
ﾊ,,ﾊ
（ ﾟωﾟ ) 埋め立て
／ ＼ お願いします
((⊂ ） ﾉ＼つ))
（＿⌒ヽ
ヽ ﾍ }
ε≡Ξ ﾉノ ｀J
これ気に入った＾＾
ｃ､ `っ（ ヽ
（ v）ｃ、 `っ
V''V （ ｖ） /￣`⊃
V''V | ⊃
（ v） ﾊ,,ﾊ
V''V （ﾟωﾟ ）
⊂⊂ ヽ
> ）
(／(／
ﾊ,,ﾊ
（ ﾟωﾟ ) 埋め立て
／ ＼ お願いします
((⊂ ） ﾉ＼つ))
（＿⌒ヽ
ヽ ﾍ }
ε≡Ξ ﾉノ ｀J
これ気に入った＾＾
うめ
471 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:45:25.78 ID:L3LDpsUR
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472 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:46:52.99 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : Dare to be naive.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
475 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:49:54.85 ID:L3LDpsUR
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埋ね「
ボットのつぶやき : YOW!! What should the entire human race DO?? Consume a fifth of
CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!
CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!
ボットのつぶやき : Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
-- Adlai Stevenson
-- Adlai Stevenson
ボットのつぶやき : Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.
480 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 11:52:18.41 ID:L3LDpsUR
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うめ〜
482 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:00:26.95 ID:L3LDpsUR
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483 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:10:45.37 ID:L3LDpsUR
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484 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:21:58.72 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
ボットのつぶやき : Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
ボットのつぶやき : You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
ボットのつぶやき : Laetrile is the pits.
ボットのつぶやき : So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
490 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:27:50.86 ID:L3LDpsUR
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491 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:37:27.10 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
ボットのつぶやき : They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen
appeal!
appeal!
ボットのつぶやき : I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.
ボットのつぶやき : What we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
ボットのつぶやき : I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some
kind of loophole.
-- Leo Kessler
kind of loophole.
-- Leo Kessler
497 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 12:59:22.54 ID:L3LDpsUR
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ボットのつぶやき : ...the prevailing Catholic odor - incense, wax, centuries of mild bleating
from the lips of the flock.
-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_
from the lips of the flock.
-- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_
ボットのつぶやき : One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert
-- George Herbert
ボットのつぶやき : Compliment, n.:
When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.
When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!
ボットのつぶやき : SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
empty OIL DRUMS ...
empty OIL DRUMS ...
ボットのつぶやき : Every path has its puddle.
ボットのつぶやき : Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
ボットのつぶやき : Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.
ボットのつぶやき : Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes.
-- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
-- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
ボットのつぶやき : In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
-- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
ボットのつぶやき : If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
ボットのつぶやき : A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
the real reason.
the real reason.
ボットのつぶやき : Knowledge without common sense is folly.
ボットのつぶやき : Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling?
Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.
Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.
ボットのつぶやき : BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
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梅
516 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:53:29.33 ID:WgFHIadM
お荒れて
517 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:53:46.34 ID:WgFHIadM
退け地よ
518 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:54:03.44 ID:WgFHIadM
世寝サム
519 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:54:20.51 ID:WgFHIadM
キム無視
520 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:54:38.54 ID:WgFHIadM
津！乗る
521 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:54:56.35 ID:WgFHIadM
毛区毛毛
522 ：こていはんどる ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/06(火) 14:55:36.95 ID:WgFHIadM
おっさん
ボットのつぶやき : An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is
always polite to traffic cops.
always polite to traffic cops.
ボットのつぶやき : You will be surprised by a loud noise.
ボットのつぶやき : I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
ボットのつぶやき : The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
ボットのつぶやき : The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column
card.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
card.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
ボットのつぶやき : Great Moments in History: #3
August 27, 1949:
A Hall of Fame opened to honor outstanding members of the
Women's Air Corp. It was a WAC's Museum.
August 27, 1949:
A Hall of Fame opened to honor outstanding members of the
Women's Air Corp. It was a WAC's Museum.
ボットのつぶやき : For perfect happiness, remember two things:
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
ボットのつぶやき : Littering is dumb.
-- Ronald Macdonald
-- Ronald Macdonald
ボットのつぶやき : The Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what we've got!
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
A: To get to the other slide.
ボットのつぶやき : A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
ボットのつぶやき : The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
ボットのつぶやき : Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
ボットのつぶやき : Poland has gun control.
538 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 16:14:25.69 ID:L3LDpsUR
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539 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 16:15:03.80 ID:L3LDpsUR
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544 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/06(火) 16:20:31.42 ID:lct+0Q91
埋め立ては規制対象だよ
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ボットのつぶやき : Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
ボットのつぶやき : Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
ボットのつぶやき : The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing
rod in his hand.
rod in his hand.
ボットのつぶやき : You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
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ボットのつぶやき : A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
-- Richard Thompson
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
-- Richard Thompson
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ボットのつぶやき : We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior
development.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7
development.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
ボットのつぶやき : "Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale."
-- Adlai Stevenson
-- Adlai Stevenson
ボットのつぶやき : Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
ボットのつぶやき : Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
ボットのつぶやき : Support the Girl Scouts!
(Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)
(Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)
ボットのつぶやき : Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
-- Aeschylus
ボットのつぶやき : Oatmeal raisin.
ボットのつぶやき : We must die because we have known them.
-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.
-- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.
ボットのつぶやき : There are running jobs. Why don't you go chase them?
ボットのつぶやき : An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
ボットのつぶやき : A full belly makes a dull brain.
-- Ben Franklin
[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
-- Ben Franklin
[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
ボットのつぶやき : Expedience is the best teacher.
ボットのつぶやき : I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
ボットのつぶやき : Take me drunk, I'm home again!
ボットのつぶやき : Patageometry, n.:
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
ボットのつぶやき : Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley
examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley
ボットのつぶやき : "My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin
ボットのつぶやき : It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
ボットのつぶやき : Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
-- The Best of Will Rogers
ボットのつぶやき : All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.
to enjoy it.
ボットのつぶやき : Eloquence is logic on fire.
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
ボットのつぶやき : You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
ボットのつぶやき : History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
ボットのつぶやき : Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
ボットのつぶやき : Rubber bands have snappy endings!
ボットのつぶやき : "You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
-- Elmer Fudd
ボットのつぶやき : Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them.
give it back to them.
ボットのつぶやき : You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
-- Han Solo
-- Han Solo
ボットのつぶやき : There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
-- Walt Disney
ボットのつぶやき : Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
ボットのつぶやき : I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
ボットのつぶやき : Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
-- P.J. O'Rourke
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
A: One leg is both the same.
ボットのつぶやき : Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
ボットのつぶやき : Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
ボットのつぶやき : If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
ボットのつぶやき : It was all so different before everything changed.
ボットのつぶやき : Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
ボットのつぶやき : A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
ボットのつぶやき : Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
-- Alfieri
-- Alfieri
ボットのつぶやき : Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming:
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
ボットのつぶやき : From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
-- Ad for the new VW Corrado
-- Ad for the new VW Corrado
ボットのつぶやき : Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.
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ボットのつぶやき : Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
-- Dwight Eisenhower
-- Dwight Eisenhower
ボットのつぶやき : I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
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僕は寝るが，ボットは寝ないので安心
ボットのつぶやき : A watched clock never boils.
ボットのつぶやき : Finster's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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ボットのつぶやき : Lockwood's Long Shot:
The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street
aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street
aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
ボットのつぶやき : It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
ボットのつぶやき : Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.
ボットのつぶやき : Once is happenstance,
Twice is coincidence,
Three times is enemy action.
-- Auric Goldfinger
Twice is coincidence,
Three times is enemy action.
-- Auric Goldfinger
ボットのつぶやき : I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know
what his grandson will be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
what his grandson will be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
ボットのつぶやき : Imbalance of power corrupts and monopoly of power corrupts absolutely.
-- Genji
-- Genji
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BOT止まっちゃいましたね
ボットのつぶやき : Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
-- Dwight Eisenhower
-- Dwight Eisenhower
ボットのつぶやき : senility, n.:
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
ボットのつぶやき : I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
-- George Bernard Shaw
-- George Bernard Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war,
you can only be killed once.
-- Winston Churchill
you can only be killed once.
-- Winston Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
ボットのつぶやき : "Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
ボットのつぶやき : I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
ボットのつぶやき : Steele's Law:
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men
or fewer than one hundred.
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men
or fewer than one hundred.
ボットのつぶやき : If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
deceiving you very well.
ボットのつぶやき : Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
ボットのつぶやき : If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
ボットのつぶやき : An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is
always polite to traffic cops.
always polite to traffic cops.
ボットのつぶやき : He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
ボットのつぶやき : Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to
yourself, `There's no place like home.'
-- Glynda the Good
yourself, `There's no place like home.'
-- Glynda the Good
ボットのつぶやき : A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
ボットのつぶやき : Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
ボットのつぶやき : Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their
minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw
minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw
ボットのつぶやき : "Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new
Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."
Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
ボットのつぶやき : The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- David Gerrold
-- David Gerrold
ボットのつぶやき : Klatu barada nikto.
ボットのつぶやき : The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to
do the impossible.
do the impossible.
ボットのつぶやき : In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead
ボットのつぶやき : Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out.
-- Zonker Harris
-- Zonker Harris
ボットのつぶやき : Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
ボットのつぶやき : FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
ボットのつぶやき : Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.
ボットのつぶやき : You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
ボットのつぶやき : What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
ボットのつぶやき : >Ever heard of .cshrc?
That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)
That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)
ボットのつぶやき : Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
ボットのつぶやき : "What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
ボットのつぶやき : The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of
management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Heller
management is that success equals skill.
-- Robert Heller
ボットのつぶやき : You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : millihelen, n.:
The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
ボットのつぶやき : You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
they're not all recommended.
ボットのつぶやき : Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
ボットのつぶやき : Gilbert's Discovery:
Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces
sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces
sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
ボットのつぶやき : Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
-- Nietzsche
-- Nietzsche
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
doesn't deliver it.
ボットのつぶやき : There is no act of treachery or mean-ness of which a political party
is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Vivian Grey"
is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Vivian Grey"
ボットのつぶやき : In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
ボットのつぶやき : We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.
-- John Fisher
-- John Fisher
ボットのつぶやき : It is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig.
-- George Santayana
-- George Santayana
ボットのつぶやき : Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
-- Patrick Sky
-- Patrick Sky
ボットのつぶやき : ... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
of a KOSHER DELI --
ボットのつぶやき : O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
ボットのつぶやき : A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
ボットのつぶやき : Youth is the trustee of posterity.
ボットのつぶやき : If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would
presumably flunk it.
-- Stanley Garn
presumably flunk it.
-- Stanley Garn
ボットのつぶやき : I had pancake makeup for brunch!
ボットのつぶやき : At the foot of the mountain, thunder:
The image of Providing Nourishment.
Thus the superior man is careful of his words
And temperate in eating and drinking.
The image of Providing Nourishment.
Thus the superior man is careful of his words
And temperate in eating and drinking.
ボットのつぶやき : Torque is cheap.
ボットのつぶやき : Photographing a volcano is just about the most miserable thing you can do.
-- Robert B. Goodman
[Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]
-- Robert B. Goodman
[Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : "Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
-- Dave Barry
-- Dave Barry
ボットのつぶやき : "But this one goes to eleven."
-- Nigel Tufnel
-- Nigel Tufnel
ボットのつぶやき : Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
ボットのつぶやき : Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
ボットのつぶやき : try again
ボットのつぶやき : My, how you've changed since I've changed.
ボットのつぶやき : It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do,
that makes life blessed.
-- Goethe
that makes life blessed.
-- Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
ボットのつぶやき : I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookie win.
-- C3P0
-- C3P0
ボットのつぶやき : Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
-- Lionel Trilling
-- Lionel Trilling
ボットのつぶやき : "No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."
ボットのつぶやき : Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
ボットのつぶやき : 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
ボットのつぶやき : The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic
ボットのつぶやき : If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
ボットのつぶやき : Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
ボットのつぶやき : Do unto others before they undo you.
ボットのつぶやき : There is no act of treachery or mean-ness of which a political party
is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Vivian Grey"
is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Vivian Grey"
ボットのつぶやき : Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
ボットのつぶやき : A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
ボットのつぶやき : "What terrible way to die."
"There are no good ways."
-- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
"There are no good ways."
-- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
ボットのつぶやき : This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the
contents may have occurred during shipment.
contents may have occurred during shipment.
ボットのつぶやき : Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B. Baruch
-- B. Baruch
ボットのつぶやき : BASIC, n.:
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in
that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
ボットのつぶやき : Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror.
ボットのつぶやき : This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
ボットのつぶやき : Been Transferred Lately?
ボットのつぶやき : What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
ボットのつぶやき : You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
-- Frank Hubbard
-- Frank Hubbard
ボットのつぶやき : If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
-- Snoopy
restaurant.
-- Snoopy
ボットのつぶやき : A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough
to take it all away.
-- Barry Goldwater
to take it all away.
-- Barry Goldwater
ボットのつぶやき : A stitch in time saves nine.
ボットのつぶやき : The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
-- Johnny Carson
-- Johnny Carson
ボットのつぶやき : Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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書き込みを調整していたが，>604を書いた所為で，バイさるなっていたみたいだ
ボットのつぶやき : I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
-- John Denver
[I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]
-- John Denver
[I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
ボットのつぶやき : "Nuclear war would really set back cable."
-- Ted Turner
-- Ted Turner
ボットのつぶやき : May you live in uninteresting times.
-- Chinese proverb
-- Chinese proverb
ボットのつぶやき : It is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is
invisible to the eye.
-- The Fox, 'The Little Prince"
invisible to the eye.
-- The Fox, 'The Little Prince"
ボットのつぶやき : Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
今日ブーストやりたい人いますか〜？
ボットのつぶやき : "Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."
-- Werner von Braun
-- Werner von Braun
ボットのつぶやき : Necessity is a mother.
ボットのつぶやき : Fuch's Warning:
If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well
enough to travel.
If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well
enough to travel.
ボットのつぶやき : Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
ボットのつぶやき : When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his
mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnson
mind wonderfully.
-- Samuel Johnson
ボットのつぶやき : When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : "More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
ボットのつぶやき : Fine's Corollary:
Functionality breeds Contempt.
Functionality breeds Contempt.
ボットのつぶやき : First law of debate:
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
ボットのつぶやき : Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
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710さん
お願いします
お願いします
ボットのつぶやき : "Is this foreplay?"
"No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again."
-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
"No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again."
-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
ボットのつぶやき : Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.
knows what it is.
ボットのつぶやき : Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon
by the bee.
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon
by the bee.
ボットのつぶやき : "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago."
-- Bernard Berenson
-- Bernard Berenson
ボットのつぶやき : There are no games on this system.
ボットのつぶやき : It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
ボットのつぶやき : In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
-- Pliny the Elder
ボットのつぶやき : Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese
appears on the gourmet shelf.
appears on the gourmet shelf.
ボットのつぶやき : The more things change, the more they stay insane.
ボットのつぶやき : People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking
advantage of them.
advantage of them.
ボットのつぶやき : Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
ボットのつぶやき : The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.
ボットのつぶやき : "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is
either a daring adventure or nothing."
-- Helen Keller
either a daring adventure or nothing."
-- Helen Keller
ボットのつぶやき : Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
ボットのつぶやき : Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
ボットのつぶやき : If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
-- A. Einstein.
-- A. Einstein.
ボットのつぶやき : Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
ボットのつぶやき : Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company...
M-I-C (see you next week!)
K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S-E.
To all our company...
M-I-C (see you next week!)
K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S-E.
ボットのつぶやき : Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
-- Plotinus
-- Plotinus
ボットのつぶやき : Sears has everything.
ボットのつぶやき : Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
-- H.R. Haldeman
-- H.R. Haldeman
ボットのつぶやき : Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to
know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"
know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"
ボットのつぶやき : If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
deceiving you very well.
ボットのつぶやき : "If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's
hairdo go down?"
-- Robin Williams
hairdo go down?"
-- Robin Williams
ボットのつぶやき : Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
ボットのつぶやき : Where is John Carson now that we need him?
-- RLG
-- RLG
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin
-- Lily Tomlin
ボットのつぶやき : A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy
-- Ziggy
ボットのつぶやき : Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.
be appointed to do the work.
ボットのつぶやき : My EARS are GONE!!
753 ：DETEKEZAKOww ：2012/03/07(水) 14:47:02.19 ID:gBppqlb6
こざけてで
←
←
ボットのつぶやき : In fiction the recourse of the powerless is murder; in life the recourse
of the powerless is petty theft.
of the powerless is petty theft.
ボットのつぶやき : snappy repartee:
What you'd say if you had another chance.
What you'd say if you had another chance.
ボットのつぶやき : The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
ボットのつぶやき : It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
ボットのつぶやき : "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
ボットのつぶやき : When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
ボットのつぶやき : "The Street finds its own uses for technology."
-- William Gibson
-- William Gibson
ボットのつぶやき : Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast,
they don't notice you.
they don't notice you.
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
to undo it."
ボットのつぶやき : The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
ボットのつぶやき : Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be known as Dentists.
for they shall be known as Dentists.
ボットのつぶやき : Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
ボットのつぶやき : You never gain something but that you lose something.
-- Thoreau
-- Thoreau
ボットのつぶやき : The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings;
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Churchill
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Churchill
ボットのつぶやき : You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune is false.
ボットのつぶやき : UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
mistake!!!
mistake!!!
ボットのつぶやき : Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
of justice is no virtue.
-- Barry Goldwater
of justice is no virtue.
-- Barry Goldwater
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
ボットのつぶやき : Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
ボットのつぶやき : Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some
rays and became a tangent ?
rays and became a tangent ?
ボットのつぶやき : There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at
which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
-- Quentin Crisp
which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
-- Quentin Crisp
ボットのつぶやき : Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
ボットのつぶやき : Be different: conform.
ボットのつぶやき : Honesty's the best policy.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : No one wants war.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
ボットのつぶやき : Success is in the minds of Fools.
-- William Wrenshaw, 1578
-- William Wrenshaw, 1578
ボットのつぶやき : Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.
-- John Updike, "Couples"
-- John Updike, "Couples"
ボットのつぶやき : Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
-- Michel de Montaigne
ボットのつぶやき : "...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
ボットのつぶやき : All laws are simulations of reality.
-- John C. Lilly
-- John C. Lilly
ボットのつぶやき : I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
ボットのつぶやき : None love the bearer of bad news.
-- Sophocles
-- Sophocles
ボットのつぶやき : Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
ボットのつぶやき : "A dirty mind is a joy forever."
-- Randy Kunkee
-- Randy Kunkee
ボットのつぶやき : It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong.
-- J.K. Galbraith
-- J.K. Galbraith
ボットのつぶやき : It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when you're
stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm.
-- Dion, noted computer scientist
stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm.
-- Dion, noted computer scientist
ボットのつぶやき : Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
ボットのつぶやき : Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't
recognize them.
recognize them.
ボットのつぶやき : "You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?"
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
796 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/07(水) 18:57:27.95 ID:OL+I8PB3
ボットさんカッケー
ボットのつぶやき : Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
-- Bullwinkle Moose
-- Bullwinkle Moose
ボットのつぶやき : The meek are contesting the will.
ボットのつぶやき : "There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things
we don't know yet."
-Ambrose Bierce
we don't know yet."
-Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
-- George Chapman
-- George Chapman
ボットのつぶやき : I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
ボットのつぶやき : Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
ボットのつぶやき : When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
ボットのつぶやき : Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
ボットのつぶやき : No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
ボットのつぶやき : Hate the sin and love the sinner.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
-- Mahatma Gandhi
ボットのつぶやき : "The subspace _W inherits the other 8 properties of _V. And there aren't
even any property taxes."
-- J. MacKay, Mathematics 134b
even any property taxes."
-- J. MacKay, Mathematics 134b
ボットのつぶやき : What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Not enough sand.
ボットのつぶやき : Cure the disease and kill the patient.
-- Francis Bacon
-- Francis Bacon
ボットのつぶやき : Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
-- Thomas Berger
-- Thomas Berger
ボットのつぶやき : I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
ボットのつぶやき : We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle!
ボットのつぶやき : If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
ボットのつぶやき : "I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
ボットのつぶやき : In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
816 ：XP-LOBBY@0339-1292-1207 ◆XPLobXuViE ：2012/03/07(水) 20:53:13.29 ID:G7zbpAPs
ああ，能力の無駄遣いだな
ボットのつぶやき : Love is being stupid together.
-- Paul Valery
-- Paul Valery
ボットのつぶやき : If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
ボットのつぶやき : If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
820 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/07(水) 21:14:06.01 ID:sDaoTYZP
埋
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Are we wet yet?
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
ボットのつぶやき : Help stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.
824 ：[PS]iPhone4S 4279-1065-9098：2012/03/07(水) 21:34:44.91 ID:sDaoTYZP
ボットのつぶやき : The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
ボットのつぶやき : The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
ボットのつぶやき : Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
ボットのつぶやき : The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to
cringe.
cringe.
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
ボットのつぶやき : You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
-- Tim Leary
-- Tim Leary
ボットのつぶやき : I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
ボットのつぶやき : "If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
833 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/07(水) 22:21:00.67 ID:gBppqlb6
バイバイさるさんが邪魔梅#
834 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/07(水) 22:21:45.51 ID:sDaoTYZP
埋
835 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:22:36.28 ID:gBppqlb6
とりっぷってぐれらん
836 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:23:36.73 ID:gBppqlb6
し
ん
せ
い
き
オタクゲリオン
ん
せ
い
き
オタクゲリオン
837 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:24:22.55 ID:gBppqlb6
とオタクがほざいてます
838 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:25:49.91 ID:gBppqlb6
pあすかqしんじ
pq
pq
ボットのつぶやき : Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A.E. Housman
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A.E. Housman
840 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:26:49.36 ID:gBppqlb6
pあすかqしんじ
pq
↓
水
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↓
水
841 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:27:50.45 ID:gBppqlb6
pあすかqしんじ
pq
↓
唾液
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唾液
ボットのつぶやき : Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
ボットのつぶやき : That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour
844 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:43:51.22 ID:gBppqlb6
臨苦
九摺
林檎
後魔
松子
九摺
林檎
後魔
松子
ボットのつぶやき : Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
846 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:48:20.92 ID:gBppqlb6
火牙刺酷張留さん
安版万
蚊分羅ー雌
図兎距兔
安版万
蚊分羅ー雌
図兎距兔
847 ： ◆jPpg5.obl6 ：2012/03/07(水) 22:50:02.47 ID:gBppqlb6
膃渠樣出死太
お疲れ様でした
お疲れ様でした
ボットのつぶやき : A pain in the ass of major dimensions.
-- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
-- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits
ボットのつぶやき : "Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries."
-- William George Jordan
-- William George Jordan
ボットのつぶやき : I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human,
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
ボットのつぶやき : Could I have a drug overdose?
ボットのつぶやき : New systems generate new problems.
ボットのつぶやき : You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
brakes are defective.
ボットのつぶやき : Why are you doing this to me?
Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
ボットのつぶやき : Support your right to bare arms!
-- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association
-- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association
ボットのつぶやき : A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
ボットのつぶやき : "Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't
soluble in alcohol..."
-- Crazy Nigel
soluble in alcohol..."
-- Crazy Nigel
ボットのつぶやき : A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
860 ：XP-LOBBY@0339-1292-1207 ◆XPLobXuViE ：2012/03/08(木) 00:00:21.48 ID:Hvnf5RPi
ジョゼさん，私，ジョゼさんのために昨日249レスしましたよ
ボットのつぶやき : The bug stops here.
ボットのつぶやき : I'll turn over a new leaf.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
-- Miguel de Cervantes
ボットのつぶやき : Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null --
und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.
und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.
ボットのつぶやき : It's the thought, if any, that counts!
ボットのつぶやき : "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
ボットのつぶやき : Are there those in the land of the brave
Who can tell me how I should behave
When I am disgraced
Because I erased
A file I intended to save?
Who can tell me how I should behave
When I am disgraced
Because I erased
A file I intended to save?
ボットのつぶやき : HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
868 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/08(木) 00:47:24.37 ID:tyxqVwJE
&hearts
ボットのつぶやき : That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks
you're crazy.
-- Evelyn E. Smith
you're crazy.
-- Evelyn E. Smith
ボットのつぶやき : disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
As distinguished from some other bar.
ボットのつぶやき : "You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?"
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing anti-semitic Christians
ボットのつぶやき : A well-known friend is a treasure.
ボットのつぶやき : You will never amount to much.
-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
ボットのつぶやき : There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
-- Karl Marx
-- Karl Marx
ボットのつぶやき : Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara
to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara
ボットのつぶやき : You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
ボットのつぶやき : There's no future in time travel.
ボットのつぶやき : You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault.
-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
ボットのつぶやき : Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.
ボットのつぶやき : Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have
only recaptured 116 of them?
only recaptured 116 of them?
ボットのつぶやき : About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of
the plain people is the stork.
the plain people is the stork.
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
-- Ogden Nash
-- Ogden Nash
ボットのつぶやき : Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.
ボットのつぶやき : Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : Building translators is good clean fun.
-- T. Cheatham
-- T. Cheatham
ボットのつぶやき : The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS
around 1953!!
around 1953!!
ボットのつぶやき : If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
ボットのつぶやき : ... when fits of creativity run strong, more than one programmer or writer
has been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.
-- Fred Brooks
has been known to abandon the desktop for the more spacious floor.
-- Fred Brooks
ボットのつぶやき : We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
ボットのつぶやき : Prizes are for children.
-- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the
Pulitzer prize
-- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the
Pulitzer prize
ボットのつぶやき : C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
PLEASE!!!!
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
PLEASE!!!!
ボットのつぶやき : When some people decide it's time for everyone to make big changes,
it means that they want you to change first.
it means that they want you to change first.
ボットのつぶやき : "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
ボットのつぶやき : Sturgeon's Law:
90% of everything is crud.
90% of everything is crud.
ボットのつぶやき : bureaucracy, n:
A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
ボットのつぶやき : I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
ボットのつぶやき : I'm having an emotional outburst!!
ボットのつぶやき : If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.
-- Simone de Beauvoir
-- Simone de Beauvoir
ボットのつぶやき : "A University without students is like an ointment without a fly."
-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
ボットのつぶやき : You never learn anything by doing it right.
ボットのつぶやき : "On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS."
(By Tarl Neustaedter)
- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS."
(By Tarl Neustaedter)
ボットのつぶやき : In charity there is no excess.
-- Francis Bacon
-- Francis Bacon
ボットのつぶやき : History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes, too long is too long.
- Joe Crowe
- Joe Crowe
ボットのつぶやき : A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
ボットのつぶやき : War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
-- Clemenceau
-- Clemenceau
ボットのつぶやき : We want to create puppets that pull their own strings.
- Ann Marion
- Ann Marion
ボットのつぶやき : Anoint, v.:
To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently
slippery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently
slippery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,
and sixth years.
and sixth years.
ボットのつぶやき : Never eat anything bigger than your head.
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
ボットのつぶやき : Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.
ボットのつぶやき : "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out."
-- Montaigne
those inside desperate to get out."
-- Montaigne
ボットのつぶやき : Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
-- Shakespeare
-- Shakespeare
ボットのつぶやき : I'm having an emotional outburst!!
ボットのつぶやき : No more blah, blah, blah!
-- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6
-- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6
ボットのつぶやき : Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
ボットのつぶやき : For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do.
-- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)
-- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)
ボットのつぶやき : Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting
a falsehood, isn't it?
-- A. Hope
a falsehood, isn't it?
-- A. Hope
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow's computers some time next month.
-- DEC
-- DEC
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
ボットのつぶやき : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
ボットのつぶやき : Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
ボットのつぶやき : I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...
But there will definitely be a party tonight...
ボットのつぶやき : Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.
ボットのつぶやき : Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship
the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
ボットのつぶやき : "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
-- Sledge Hammer
-- Sledge Hammer
ボットのつぶやき : In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series
just something that came later.
-- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner
just something that came later.
-- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner
ボットのつぶやき : Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound. - Peanuts
ボットのつぶやき : Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
ボットのつぶやき : Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
ボットのつぶやき : Hatred, n.:
A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ボットのつぶやき : Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right
to use the editorial "we".
-- Mark Twain
to use the editorial "we".
-- Mark Twain
ボットのつぶやき : I've got a very bad feeling about this.
-- Han Solo
-- Han Solo
ボットのつぶやき : Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
ボットのつぶやき : You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
ボットのつぶやき : For perfect happiness, remember two things:
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
ボットのつぶやき : Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut
toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide
toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide
ボットのつぶやき : Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
ボットのつぶやき : Meskimen's Law:
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
ボットのつぶやき : Your step will soil many countries.
ボットのつぶやき : "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
ボットのつぶやき : They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see
nothing but sea.
-- Francis Bacon
nothing but sea.
-- Francis Bacon
ボットのつぶやき : I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
-- Dennis Ritchie
-- Dennis Ritchie
ボットのつぶやき : Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
ボットのつぶやき : nominal egg:
New Yorkerese for expensive.
New Yorkerese for expensive.
ボットのつぶやき : "Bite off, dirtball."
Richard Sexton, [email protected]
Richard Sexton, [email protected]
ボットのつぶやき : "The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes,
it's just a tired feeling:"
it's just a tired feeling:"
ボットのつぶやき : : is not an identifier
ボットのつぶやき : For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
-- R. Clopton
-- R. Clopton
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
ボットのつぶやき : A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
ボットのつぶやき : There are no great men, buster. There are only men.
-- Elaine Stewart, "The Bad and the Beautiful"
-- Elaine Stewart, "The Bad and the Beautiful"
ボットのつぶやき : In space, no one can hear you fart.
ボットのつぶやき : Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which
side I'm on.
side I'm on.
ボットのつぶやき : Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
ボットのつぶやき : Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8
ボットのつぶやき : Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
-- Alfred North Whitehead
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of geeks bearing graft.
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
If it's too loud, you're too old.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
ボットのつぶやき : Genius, n.:
A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright."
A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright."
ボットのつぶやき : I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but
I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
ボットのつぶやき : "No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'"
-- Dr. Who
-- Dr. Who
ボットのつぶやき : Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
-- Ambrose Bierce
-- Ambrose Bierce
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
ボットのつぶやき : Blue paint today.
[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]
[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]
ボットのつぶやき : We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
-- Sir Francis Bacon
-- Sir Francis Bacon
ボットのつぶやき : If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
ボットのつぶやき : Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.
ボットのつぶやき : Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
973 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/08(木) 11:24:44.05 ID:cY2L++fH
ここ残しておけば、他にブーストスレが建っても重複スレってことで
削除依頼出せると思うけど。って言っても、ボットがいつ止まるか分からない
から残しておくのは無理か…
削除依頼出せると思うけど。って言っても、ボットがいつ止まるか分からない
から残しておくのは無理か…
ボットのつぶやき : Only a fool has no doubts.
ボットのつぶやき : If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
976 ：XP-LOBBY@0339-1292-1207 ◆XPLobXuViE ：2012/03/08(木) 11:36:59.13 ID:Hvnf5RPi
セミコロンがいるだろ
♥
私，ジョゼさんのためにボット止めます
♥
私，ジョゼさんのためにボット止めます
977 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/08(木) 15:16:38.95 ID:a0lrXN6E
978 ：はげ：2012/03/08(木) 16:06:52.01 ID:kuCbm+dN
埋
979 ：はげ：2012/03/08(木) 16:07:14.72 ID:kuCbm+dN
埋
980 ：はげ：2012/03/08(木) 16:07:45.27 ID:kuCbm+dN
埋
981 ：はげ：2012/03/08(木) 16:08:01.06 ID:kuCbm+dN
埋
982 ：Jack the Ripper：2012/03/08(木) 20:35:35.35 ID:IEDTe9zA
これなんですか？
みなさんへんなことをしていますね！
ハウ クレイジー！
みなさんへんなことをしていますね！
ハウ クレイジー！
983 ：[PS]iPhone4S 4279-1065-9098：2012/03/08(木) 20:51:05.30 ID:TJfg9uze
KYだね〜
984 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/08(木) 23:18:50.62 ID:cY2L++fH
>>982-983
善良なプレイヤーから見れば貴方達の方が異常だと思いますが…
善良なプレイヤーから見れば貴方達の方が異常だと思いますが…
985 ：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。：2012/03/08(木) 23:38:05.11 ID:c/38IfQc