Hi, I'm Beckham!

Hi, Japanese!
My name is David Beckham.
Let's talk about football!

ｸｿｽﾚたてんなｳﾞｫｹ

>David
Your English is chubo- level!

>>2
sorry, i can't understand Japanese.
pelease write English!

ﾋｮﾝﾋｮﾝ

야!일본의 여러분,
나는 안정환이야.
축구의 이야기를 합시다!

ｶｴﾚ

チャットすんなｳﾞｫｹ

>>3
my english is good.

>>6
I can't read korean language.
please write English.

>>1 500点以上とってから、出直してこい。
ttp://www.toeic.or.jp/

Hi，I'm　TETUandTOMO．

This　is　KUSOSURE！

NANNDEDAROU？NANNDEDAROU？

ファッキンジャップぐらい知ってるよ、コノヤロウ！

ちくびと糞スレたった

ついでにクララとティンポもたった

Come on, David! What the fuck are you doing here,
you useless cunt! Have you cleaned the house yet?
What about changing Romeo's diaper? Have you cooked
our dinner? Not yet? You're a bloody shite! Dick-head arse!
Get out of my face!

>>11
>>13
It's not shit sured. It's good sured.

VETE A LA MIERDA

age

sage

Fuckin' light

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hahahaha you is kool

Looks like a cool thread!

I definitely won't to go to Italy.

>23-24 （・∀・）Making and playing by oneself!


Let me the thread go down.

Salut. Difficile à dire mais une chose est sûre : nous avons
beaucoup de temps pour préparer une rencontre étant donné que,
malheureusement, nous avons été éliminés des deux coupes,
Italie et UEFA. Ce sera peut-être un avantage sur les autres
équipes et ça m efait penser que, vu la qualité du groupe,
on peut espérer faire quelque chose dans ce championnat.
Mais la route est longue...

Oshio!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is very cool!!!
Kiss my ass

>>27 Your handle name is cool! Straw and rice field

I'm so sorry, David. It's an accident. No! I didn't mean to hurt you, David.
But, I ...I mean...yeah, you know I am the person who organizes the team, so
sometimes I have to take a very strict way to keep the team.
OK? I know you understand my position. You are very intelligent man, so please
don't launch a KUSOSURE. OK?
I'm afraid to say you would be sucked, if you keep this up. All right?

YASHINO-YA of yesterday and the neighborhood -- it carried out YASHINO-YA.
However, it can be crowded and cannot sit down. If it often sees, the curtain has fallen,
and 150 yen is written to be influence.
Is it AHO?
Is it foolish?
Don't come to you and YASHINO-YA which is not coming by influence usually 150 yen -- dotage the price is 150 yen -- 150 yen
There is also a parent-and-child companion. It is the four families.
Is it YASHINO-YA?
It is sad. Means and papa ask TOKUMORI. It has said. It is not looking any longer. you -- since 150 yen is done, retreat
the seat YASHINO-YA should suppose that it is bloodier.
Even if a quarrel starts with the fellow who sat on the other side of the character table of U,
it can be stuck which is not amusing, or such an atmosphere is good.
Neither a woman nor a child needs to come out.
If it thinks at last whether it was able to sit down -- the next fellow -- O-MORITSUYUDAKU -- it has said
Then, it got angry again. That TSUYUDAKU is not in fashion. Foolish person.
Proud -- carry out a face and don't call it TSUYUDAKU Do you want to eat TSUYUDAKU truly?
I want to ask a question. I want to ask a question. I want to ask a question for about 1 hour.
You do not only want whether to call it TSUYUDAKU.
Detailed I say to YASHINO-YA.
The newest fashion by people detailed to YASHINO-YA is NEGIDAKU O-MORI-NEGIDAKU-GYOKU.
An order of a person with this detailed. As for NEGIDAKU, the Welsh onion is more mostly contained.
Instead, there is a little little meat. In addition, O-MORI-GYOKU. This is the strongest.
However, if it asks this, it will be accompanied also by risk of saying that a salesclerk looks out from the next.
The sword of many edges. It cannot recommend to an amateur.
An amateur needs to eat GYU-SHAKE-TEISHOKU

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maintenance

asshole

Now, the thread is bottom.

TW

I purchased the second house in Como.

Hi!. This is the last message.
The thread will be stored soon.
Bye!

Beckham age

Beckham sage

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〜′￣￣( ﾟДﾟ)＜　　You may kill yourself.
　UU￣￣　U U　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

This is the last message.

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テスト

>>1

I will move to Italy.

s

a

Oops,

Happy.

I love car.

I love my wife?

YO! YOU are BECKHAM!

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ファッキンジャップくらい分かるよ馬鹿野郎

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Let's restart! Come on vavy!

No response for a couple of days. Good luck, Japanese, bye!

good morning dabid.This is the place of wonderful exchange.
bye!

+++++++++++++++++ T H E E N D +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

保守

Ich kann Englisch nicht lesen.
Bitte schreiben Sie in Deutsche.

A thread can be conserved just by writing with "sage"
DO NOT write with "age". thanks!!

omaera eigo mutyakutyadayo yametoke yamatoke (w

>>65
Hi! amigo! don't you know this is ne-ta-su-re?
I hope you'll enjoy yourself. Later!!!!

>>66
oi！soujyanaidaro！ kokoha majiresu kinsidesuyo (w

In English!!!

I hate Japs ,hahaha

sorry, my wife is callin' me. bye!

u r gay

>>63

Ach, ich auch!

Buona sera. Io sono David.

maintenance

Why do you know I'm moving to Madrid?

75 Get!!!
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zuzaaaa

fuck!

Good morning.

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　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ ぬるぽ（＾＾）

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　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ ぬるぽ（＾＾）

>78-79 You! Fuck! SOB! Mother fucker! Go to hell!

bad English

Now I'm learning Spahish. Hard work, yeah?

Almost the bottom!

　　　　　　　　　

Hey, you. Did you see my free kick? Yeah.

I'm tired.

How do you feel my new hair? Yeah?

Oooops

>>88
it's cool!!like your shit!!

test

ｄｄｄ

Hi! We are gonna storage. Yeah?

qqq

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（・∀・）shit!

ワタシハインテルニイキタイデス

100get!!
☆彡(ノ^ ^)ノ Congratulations ヘ(^ ^ヘ)☆彡

i've got 1000!

>>101 You! Go to hell! Yeah? Shit.

shut up and go out of here!!

I WANT A SEX FRIEND.
HEY BECKHAM, PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A SEX FRIEND.

・・・OH!HORNY!!! DOPYU! OH〜〜YES!!!!!!

hi Makerere, i'll give you my wife.

TAWARA IS BEAUTIFUL.
SHE IS VIRGIN.
TAWARA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2ch-womens

i'm sick and tired of your hopeless talk....

I think this will be a good thread.

my pubic hair is getting longer than ever

my face looks like beckam.

Dear BECKHAM, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

nurupo! woohoo!

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　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/ 　←>>113

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　　（　　＾＾ ）＜ null-po（＾＾）

>>106
No thank you.
Your wife is not beatiful.
I want more beautiful woman like Jpapanese actress "Manami Konishi".
She is my angel (;´Д｀)Ha-ha-

I wish I were a hand some man・・・.

Jpapanese →　Japanese

I'm sorry!

Happy Birthday Beckham!

>>118 Thanks.

Dear BECKHAM, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you BECKHAM, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

ﾄﾞｩｳﾞｧﾄﾞ

>>120
Your message seems to contain some tate-yomi, but actually it doesn't.
I'm very nakkari(´･ω･｀) and I guess so does everyone.

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey BECKHAM, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you BECKHAM, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See BECKHAM; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey BECKHAM, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

We past upon the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone long long time ago
Oh no , not me , We never lost control
You're face to face with a man who sold the world



｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
DAMN!

Hey!Dabid!
fuck U bloody hell dick head!

>>112>>120>>123>>125

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain fall down my window and I can't see at all
Even if I could it'll all be Gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

fuck eminem.

ﾌｧｯｷﾝｼﾞｬｯﾌﾟくらいわかるよ馬鹿野郎！

Finding this thread, I just thought it was cool. This is a kind of the
ultimate topics.
Could you please take a look of our next game? I will present you my free
kicks.

>>112>>120>>123>>125
Well written. .
What's your next project?

>>131
Yeah,I'm considering carefully.
So,you should consider too.

Everyone! Please write NETA.

　　　　　　

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************* R E S T A R T *************

what'up?

>>136　　　　　　　　　　　　川　　
what is "what'up?"? (（　・e・)

>>137
oh my god!motherfuckin' shit!
I mistook!
I wanted to write it as 'what's up'!

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I'm an antichrist superstar!
I love Daisaku-Ikeda(;´Д｀）

>140 go away.

This is a bad internet, right?

no,but i dont care

fuck

get up and go away!

suck my fuckin' dick!

How is my new hair, yeah?

owesome

Eminem is visiting Japan.

You shall die!

My bone is abon!

bad english...

゛8mile゛check it out.

i am not an elephant.

Hey , fuck'in japanese!
How is my new hair style?
Answer!

Do I look funny? Why are you laughing at me?
Stop laughing! Shut up!
Get lost, yellow monkies!

better get out of here!
right now!!

It raises.

this new hairstyle -- care -- very much -- that is right .＞David

he is not a car. he is Dankiti.

ﾁﾝｺ

How old were you when you became a D-cup?

このｽﾚまだ生きてたのか

何このスレ・・・・・・・？
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suck

>>161
9

suck

>>166
amazing.

toda is cool!

dayomon

>>155
It's an interesting hairstyle!
Ha-Ha-Ha!!

suck

↓ここで偽ベッカム登場

ヘソ毛ふさふさだよ。

real madrid!

>>176
Hi,backam!! Welcome to Japan!!
Your wife is beautiful.

Hi, guys. I'm just having se(ry

Hi ! I am Victoria beckham.
The men in Japan are very short and ugry.
I reccomend you to go to TBC immediatly

Go home!

i love japs

Where is your sons?Together?

with my granma haha

ばか

I watched mechaike.

a lot of japanese girls sucked my dick
so happy

No men in Japan sucked me! Why?

だって、君って怖いんだもん。

>188 I don't want your tiny dick.

fuck up yo.

Say thank you! Don't say Gra(ry

Hey! Tell us about Tokyo FC.

Coach of FC TOKYO is Spain-mania

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　|＼⌒⌒⌒＼
　＼ |⌒⌒⌒~|　　　　　　　　　山崎渉
　　 ~￣￣￣￣

Do you know Victoria's secret?

Who is Vivto(ry?

MaTHER FUCKAGE

Chinese food is not good for me.

ok.
peking duck is delicious.

Oh,shit!!!

Son of a bitch!!!

Get away!!!

Hola, amigos!

（＾＾）

Tokyo is nice. Entrance fee for our practice will be my income!

Shit! Forgot to enter sage.

Easy free kick, yeah?

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　　　│ ＾ ＾ │＜これからも僕を応援して下さいね（＾＾）。
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The nationla team is really my home. Spain is (ry

(ﾟдﾟ)?

fuckage

(･∀･)good!

How is my first goal in Bernabeu?

（・∀・）

How many hamburgers did you consume at the banquet this evening, Julius?

Ate two, Brutus.

давай, Бекко

all the thing she said.

>>215tatukita----------!!!!

urikan

http://merumo.ne.jp/i/00167894.html
ここ最高だよー！！一回読んでみればー！！