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With all the misery and sadness in the world, it can make you wonder if there really is a God.
And then you get a moment like this, where the wind blows Emma Watson's dress open revealing her panties,
and you know for certain that God exists, and he is definitely a man!
Emma was at the London premiere for the new Harry Potter movie,
Harry Potter and the Something Something I Don't Care, and in typical London style, the whether wasn't exactly cooperating.
Or was it!? I say we all witnessed a little miracle there folks.
Now, if she hadn' been wearing any underwear, that would have been a miracle on the scale of Moses leading the slaves out of Egypt!

Also, in those first two pictures, you can see some nice Emma Watson side boob cleavage.

Check out lots more pictures of Emma looking super cute after the jump.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/emma-watson/emma-watson-underwear-flash-004772

Fifty Shades of Grey
http://puu.sh/1LSyA

Lolita
http://www.vahidnab.com/lolita.pdf

Ｄｏｙｏｕｋｎｏｗｇｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｓ？
ＩｔｗａｓｂｏｒｎｍａｎｙＡｆｒｉｃａｎｃｉｖｉｌｗａｒ’ｓｃｏｕｎｔｒｉｅｓ．
Ｂｅｃａｕｓｅｕｎｄｅｒｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｅｄ ．Ｕｓｕａｌｌｙｋｉｄｎａｐｏｆｔｈｅｍａｎｄ
ｂｅｃａｍｅａｓｏｌｉｄｅｒ．
ＡｄｕｌｔＳｏｌｉｄｅｒｔｅａｃｈｂａｔｔｌｅｓｋｉｌｌｔｏｇｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｓ．
Ｇｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｓｆｏｒｃｅｋｉｌｌａｔｃｉｖｉｌｗａｒ．
Ｂｕｔ，ｍｏｓｔｃｒｕｌｅｒａｐｅｏｆｇｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｓ．
ＡｄｕｌｔＳｏｌｉｄｅｒｓｇａｎｇｒａｐｅｅｎｊｏｙｔｈｅｍｓｅｌｖｅｓ．
Ｎｏｗｅｘｉｓｔｇｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅｒｓ．
ＷｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｌｏｓｅＧｉｒｌｓｏｌｉｄｅ
ｒｓ．

Ｏｈ，ｎｏ！ＹｏｕｒｄｉｃｋＬａｒｇｅ．
ＰｌｅａｓｅＩｎｓｅｒｔｔｏｄｅｅｐｉｎｓｉｄｅｏｆｍｙＶａｉｎａ・
Ｒａｐｅｍｅｅａｒｌｙ．

Ｉｎｄｉａｍａｎｙｈａｐｐｅｎｓｓｅｘｃｒｉｍｅ．

Ｓｏｒｒｙ，ｍｙｇｏｄ．Ｉａｍｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇｖｉｒｇｉｎ．
ＢｅｃａｕｓｅＲａｐｅｍｅｍａｎｙｍａｎｓ．
Ｉｄｉｓｑｕａｌｉｆｉｃｔｉｏｎｓｉｓｔｅｒ．

Ｅｘｃｕｓｅｍｅ．Ｃｌｏｕｄｙｏｕｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｍｅ？
Ｉａｍａｈｏｏｋｅｒ．Ｉｗｉｌｌｂａｒｇａｉｎｓｅｒｖｉｃｅｆｏｒｙｏｕ．

Ｇｏｏｄ．Ｉｆｅｅｌｈｅａｖｅｎ・Ｙｏｕａｒｅｇｏｏｄｖａｇｉｎａ．

Ｉａｍａｓｅｘｓｌａｖｅ．Ｉｃｕｔｍｙｐｕｂｉｃｈａｉｒ．
Ｉｄｏｎ’ｔｓａｙｈｕｍａｎｌａｎｇｕａｇｅａｔｓｅｘ．
Ｉｓａｙｌｉｋｅａｐｉｇ，ＢｕｔＩａｍｈａｐｐｙ．

Panties are a female undergarment that cover the crotch.
The most common fetish in pornographic and/or fan-servicing media.

The only kind of bad thing about this episode was that
they put in unnecessary nude shots of the girls taking shower after the finished with the climbing.
It was obviously a fan service and it was out of the picture.
Yama no Susume is a simple, kid friendly show, a cartoon that you can show anyone.
No need to add in nude elementary school girls.

Mammary intercourse is a sex act, performed as foreplay or as non-penetrative sex,
that involves the stimulation of the male penis by the female breasts and vice versa.

An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire.
The name comes from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of sexuality and love.
Throughout history, many foods, drinks, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable.
However, from a historical and scientific standpoint,
the alleged results may have been mainly due to mere belief by their users that they would be effective (placebo effect).
In particular, Western medical science has no substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual desire or performance.

Some purported aphrodisiacs gain their reputation from the principles of sympathetic magic.

Kitahara Haruki:

A very nosy protagonist. He’s the class iincho, and many would say that he’s a bit TOO good at the job.
In fact, if there’s any problem, he’ll be the first one to volunteer to try and fix it,
and whenever he tries to help, he ends up becoming the main organizer in the process.
In his spare time, he is a part of the light music club, although he’s very clumsy when it comes to music.

Setsuna Ogiso is the school idol and well known to be an ojou-sama from a rich and rather strict family.
However, she’s actually a down to earth older sister of a middle class family who loves karaoke.

Touma Kazusa is a coodere who sites next to Haruki.
She’s a musical genius from a famous family who transferred into his part of the school after her personality got her kicked out of the musical department.
She appears apathetic towards everything, except for Haruki, who is the receiving end of some anger on a regular basis.
http://calamitousintents.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/white-album-2-introductory-chapter-review/