Translation/レス英訳・和訳スレ

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888ピンク難民
改行を消して、一段落とする

Could you translate this into English, please?

There is a huge sacred forest surrounded by the worldly known megalopolis.
There, in the forest, lives the top priest of the country praying his people's peace and happiness.
The priest is the descendant of the oldest royal house, and at the same time, the only empire in the world.
The three legendary shits called 「神器,」or "the sacred treasures," each of which is kept separately and secretly in a holy place and never put out to be seen.
The city itself where the priest lives has been a manmade, magical☆ city to protect treasures by the artists, or prayers, putting incantations thoroughly since its birth.
There is no comparison to that city on the scale of it even in the country where the incantation was developed.

Here you go, bitch. Just make sure, before trying to be cool on language, that normal people with no background would be able to understand those shits.
I just can't understand why I had to translate it into ordinary language and into English. It's totally bullshit. Just so you know.

Credit should proceed to the following. /感謝です、下記へ注敬。
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http://babiru.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/pinknanmin/1275988558/