だれか英語のスレをたててください

英語の刷れをたててクラウンをちょっとおしゃれにしてください

英語ならオシャレという発想がそもそもダサい

最近の外人は漢字の刺青とか入れてるね

ＯＰＰＡＩ

MANCO NAME

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From the Peanut Gallery

The children had all been photographed, and
the teacher was trying to persuade them each
to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are
all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's
a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang
out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old,
nasty, and wrinkled"

そんな小話されても・・・

Family issues

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the
barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one
hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother
is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar
and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender
asked what the problem was today the answer came
back, "I've just found out that my younger brother
is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar
and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody
in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

それでha,ha,haって笑ったりするのかな

Celebrating an event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against
the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman
wistfully recalled that the next week would mark
their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.
"Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee,
Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why
the pig should take the blame for something that
happened fifty years ago."

Hi （´ﾟ;;ω｡） welcome to bourbon house

豚がなんだっつうううんだよ
んな
もん
知るかっつうううううんだよっ
なっ
勝手に殺せよ
なっ
知るかっつううのっ
なっ

A Dying Wish

There was an elderly man at home, upstairs,
dying in bed.

He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate
chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie
before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to
the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled
into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking
cookies.

With his last remaining strength he crawled
to the table and was just barely able to lift
his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped
a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite
kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with
a spatula.

Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did
you do that?"

"Those are for the funeral."

1 名前：たびび〜と ◆drbSuAlx76 [has come] 投稿日：05/06/13(月) 02:52 ID:0.f/jLgk
When the night 歯糞!　And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we’ll see
Oh I won't be afraid Oh I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darlin’ darlin’ stand by me　　　　　　　　　※
Oh stand, stand by me
Oh darlin’ stand by me, stand by me
Stand by me.

If the scene we look upon　Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry No I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

※

If the scene we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry No I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

※

If the scene we look upon　Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry No I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

※

blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain
cell? A: Unique

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells? A:Pregnant

You know Blondes are just like good lawyers,
you keep on hearing about them, but you never
see them.

Q: Did ya hear about the blonde that was stuck
at the Mall for five hours? A: She said that
she was trapped on the escallator.

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up
at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run
over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said,
You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my
chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those drivers."

So the next day he had the county go out and put up a sign t hat said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.

Three days later the farmer called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these
drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster." So, again, the sheriff
sends out the county and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

And that really sped them up. So the farmer called and called and called everyday for three
weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Is it all right for me to
put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the farmer do
just about anything in order to have him stop calling. Well, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer.

Three weeks after the farmers last call, the sheriff decided to call him. "How's the problem
with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
And he hung up the phone. The sheriff thought to himself, "I'd better go to that farmer's house
and look at that sign... There might be something there that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the sign. It was a whole sheet of
plywood. And written in large yellow letters were the words:

SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.

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最新の連投部分のみ透明処理｡残りは流れており､かつ雑談の一部と判断できるため放置｡

√■きれいな掲示板がお望みなら2ちゃんねる以外の場所へどうぞ｡■

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447:削除の虎 ★ 2005/06/19 03:24:35 ???0 [sage]
一部ﾚｽ番ずれましたが､少しさかのぼってお掃除しておきました｡

√■残　し　た　も　の　は　放　置　で　お　願　い　し　ま　す ■

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496:削除の虎 ★ 2005/06/22 16:35:53 ???0 [sage]
ここまで｡反応あるものは残しました｡
理由を問わず､荒らしへの反応･荒らしを話題にすることは荒らしと同罪です｡
また､1行ﾚｽでｱﾝｶｰの都合上透明処理できない部分は放置しました｡

最後に､IDが荒らしと同じだからといって無差別に依頼するのはどうかと思います｡

√■しばらくﾗｳﾝｼﾞclassicからは手を引きます｡ ■
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