英語を全く話せない人が英語で話すスレ

Come On Everybody
Let's Go English!!

iyahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yoyuno2get

Yes,we can.

oh obamasan

We are all men. No gay!

All your base are belong to us

Hey! Everybosdy!
Come On This Thread!
Enjoy Very Nice!

Konnichiwa.

>>8
Hey! You!
I Speak Question. It'a About English.
I In English Is I. Japanese Is Very Much.
Watasi, Oidon, Wasi, Watakusi, Jibun...
I Speak English Is Very Poor!

>>8
You! Hurry Up! I'm Waiting!

Bull-Shit!! ID Is Chaged.

>>8
You! Hurry Up!!
I Say Two Times!!

Hi Nanashi san.
My name is Nanashi san.
You name is Nanashi san, too.
Oh! Wonderful!

I'm Going To Dinner.
You Answer Till I Finish Eating!!

Bye Nanashi san.
I go to shopping.

>>13
No Wonderful. Mean Nothing!
Read My Word!!

>>15
OK. Enjoy Shopping.

Ｉ like onigiri

I Know You Like Onigiri.
So What.

>>9
You Are Right Thing.
Hey! Everybody! Why Not You Come To This Thread.
Why? Why? Why?

Hi, Today I Ate Gyuudon At Matsya.

Today Aho Come To Me. Aho Is Laughing And Speak To Me!
I Don't Need Times To Speak Aho. But Aho Continue Speaking.
Aho Say "What Do You Eat Yesterday?"
Fuck!! I Think Aho & Jijii Gone My World!!

Hi, Let's Chat With Me At This Thread.

i guess u.

Yes, By No No No.

I like pen

I'm a pen.

Do you know three kind of aces?
Those of seek strenght.
Those of seek pride.
And those read the type of battle.
Those of three.

は、は、How do you do

Shut up JAP!!!

I'm sleepy.
Time to go to bed.
See you!

Are you dog?

I am gay.

Oh,my...

Hallo every loungers!

I am not a gay.

えいごではなしてるじゃねーか

Ｙｅｓ〜！Ｍｅ Ｔｏ♪

We can speak English each other very well.

My dick is big.

Is dick money store ?

fuck me...

No thank you.
I don't want to be ill.

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【所感】
ま、ありといえばありだが
めんどくさい人（オレ）にとっては見ないかな

Hi,Mochy.
Nice to meet you.
write by English please.

We gotta power!

My nameis Mamomamo.
i going Big Adlut Shcool.My nameis mamomamo.
When i eat food. my name is Mamomamo too.
I have one name.it Mamomamo.
my name is mamomamo. all night.

I like monkey with banana.because they are beautiful.

I dont like monkeys.
Because they eat all vegetables in our farm.
Please kill them all.
And your name is Mamomamo everyday.

I have a request for girls who are seeing this thread...



Suck my cock!

Fuck is this?

yea,dude,a y doin' ok?

me?
hahaha,i am fucked up
and broken my right eye by my family.

haha...please show yr teeth

yeah...cry again.
im sad

Oh,I see I see.

you are sad.

I am mazo.

Lets be friend togather.

hello everyone i m coming
please friend u
by the way i m in trouble i can t keep no smoking
but i know bad to smoke my life and family
i hate me that to smoking
how about you let me know
get to no smoking method

i ve forget to say
i can t speak english
so please forgive my little english
but i want to speak english and necessity

>>22 it s funny ha ha
i m pleasure

all things considered,you are fool.

sorry i ve gone
yes i m not wise less than you
but what s not right to speak without wise

Fuck

all your base are belong to us

i can t understand what you say

>>53
its lie what smoking is bad to our health.
and we are high tax payer.
so we must have pride to smoke in everywhere.

oh,its snow today.
Do U enjoy 2010?

I am afraid that this thread is living.

Do you spoil snow in front of your house?
Snow didnt fall my town.

I am lving in today like yesterday.
Everyday are same days.

i learn a few english evryday

>>64
What english words do you learn today?

>>65
age=ascend

why my anus is sore ?

>>66
because you put in the BIG DICK to your ass

ＡＩＴＩＭＯＫＯ　ＨＡＮＴＡＩ！！！！！！！☆
アンチモコ派のヤツらは 下品で 悪口を言いまくってる男どもだ！＊
ヤツらは影では 本当に ひどいことをしていますよ（δ）（(ο)）
モコ派の独身女性に 手当たり次第に （δ）（(ξ)）
「結婚してください」と言い寄って （δ）（(ο)）
無理やりドライブに連れ出す（＊）（(υ)）
そこで セクハラをして （δ）（(ο)）
拒む女性に対して （＊）（(φ)）
「だけど お前、それほど美人じゃないぞ！」と捨て台詞をはいて
いきなり車から降ろして去っていく（δ）（(ο)）
このセカンド レイプによって傷ついたモコ派の女性は たくさんいる☆
まったく サメの脳みそしか持ってない低俗な人間どもだ！＊
くわえタバコで 鉄パイプでアンチモコ派をボコボコ殴るモコ☆
くわえチンポで 鉄バイブをオマ●コに入れて よがるモコ＊
「事実無根のデマ」と断罪し 批判の書き込みのすべての削除を狙っての
『大規模な削除事件』もあった（δ）（(Φ)）
当然、文学ファンは 不条理な削除を含めて厳しく対処している＊
小説愛好家側が通報した案件も すべて小説愛好家側が完全に勝利している☆
だがしかしアマゾ●サイド運営側は
「彼ら誹謗中傷している者たちは 裏付け調査を全くせずに書き込みを
　行っており、著しく軽率」等と厳しく断罪していた（δ）（(＊)）
裏付け取材は書き込みのイロハだ（υ）（(Φ)）
その取材もせずに、デマを書き殴り（υ）（(ξ)）、
結果として水嶋ヒロ先生に損害を与えた（υ）（(Φ)）
まさしく「言論の凶器」だ＊　某コテハンは猛省するべきだ＊　
本当だったら、筆を折るべきじゃないか（δ）（(＊)）
それを反省もしない（δ）（(Φ)）　責任も取らない＊
評論家も「このコテハンは、腹の中では謝る気などはない☆
アク禁が確定しているのに、まったく往生際が悪い」と痛烈に非難していた＊
社会的責任を感じ取る神経が完全にマヒしている（δ）（(Φ)）
だからアンチモコ派は モコ派から全然、信用されていない（δ）（(ο)）

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>>68-69
This sled is no wrighte japanese.it's english only.right?

I am VIPPER.
I wanna have a sex.

English is difficult.

Ya I know your feeling..
Other language is too much diffigult for us.
We japanese should learn RIGHT Japanese.

RIGHT Japanese?

Minshu party have to die?

Minshu party is obviously full of traitors
Who the hell votes for them?

I am wondering who to elect.

Electing now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am god.

you are like manko and tinko.

>>77
My cock has erected ,too!!!

I love my English teacher.
But he don't love me...

I want to kiss with him!!

>>80
Are you a fag by any chance?

>>81
What does "fag" mean?

Fag means gay.

Im not gay.
are you?

between you and me, im gay.

What magazine do you read?

ジャンプ

I don't read weekly magazine shonen JUMP.
I know only JOJO.
What is other interesting title now?

　　　 ∧∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　　(,,ﾟДﾟ)＜　I'm so like JOJO.but do7nt like other JUMP's comicsゴルァ
　　 　Ｕ　　⊃　＼＿＿＿＿＿
　　〜|　　|
　,,　　し`J

I like gintama because it makes me fan.But many peopel think it is for Hu-joshi.
I whoud not think so.
Hu-joshi is a canccer of Janp.

Jamp? hahaha
That is for kids! You are child?
but, I know jojo. all right.

who is your fayorite character in JOJO?

Rohan Kishibe He's crazy.

Does he live in Sendai?

Yes I am.

ROTL
You guys are so funny.
Guess your English isn't that bad

what is ROTL?

"OTL" looks like "DOGEZA".
It is same "orz".
What does "R" mean?

>>97
Oops sorry I just made a mistype . I was meant to say ROFL which means rolling on the floor laughing. Wanted to say you 2ch guys are sooo funny and adorable!

>>97
Btw, what does DOGEZA mean?

I know BTW which means "by the way".


DOGEZA is japanese traditional excuse style.
If you wants a pardon, then
you must kneel and put both hands on iron plate,
And you presses your forehead on very heated iron plate.

There is a high grade excuse style called "DO GE NE"
DOGENE is no guard motion.
You lay your back on the erath.

And a highest grade excuse style is called "HARAKARI",you know.

I thought i could speak english much better, but I noticed that my english is shit level.
by the way I took toeic test today, the listening parts were awful, and of course I couldn't finish all of them,
I felt the time was like as if it was only one hour, actual time was for 3 hours though.

Hey guys, What is your job?
My work is house security guard well. right?

me too.
and i am veteran.

>>100
Right, thanks for the explanation! I saw Dogeza on TV:D I don't wanna try though hahaha

Harakari??

>>103 omg Are you me? Now today I'm working the my house security guard
Everyday everynight allways ..... NEET.
I wanna die. ya ya ya fuck !

>>104
HARAKARI is noble suicide with Samurai sword ,You know?

>>105
I'm waking up JUST NOW.
So, I must patrol internet and 2ch.